MATCH OF THE DAY THREAD

James Richardson? He's more of a host than a pundit

Why does the FA not make the Premier League share more of that TV money out?

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They should stop employing the tactic of "former footballer = good pundit" and employ people that can actually analyse and can educate people on tactics. Getting some 70 IQ former player simply narrating what he is seeing and saying "Hes quick, good with his feet, can get past a player" about every player is a but annoying now.

Also get rid of MotD and have it on a station where they aren't restricted to having to analyze each match in 3 minutes

The FA are the PL's bitches

>Also get rid of MotD and have it on a station where they aren't restricted to having to analyze each match in 3 minutes
Err...

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can someone link a stream

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BBC 1 on TVcatchup.com

Why should they?
And you're only going to encourage reckless financial management among lower-level clubs if they know they can just get bailed out.

>League One could only have 2 relegation spots this year and 6 League 2 promotions

wew fucking lad.

just keep pushing the absenses down until they reach level 24 and are finally cancelled out?

>6 League 2 promotions
Eh?

How can you not like Jamie Vardy?

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I wish they would more than anything. It wouldn't be the same because the constraints of live TV are very different to the relatively lax settings of a podcast, but at least I wouldn't want to blow my brains out the moment they open their traps.

right lads
the mighty reds won
i'm gong to try and stay up for the whole of match of the day
i'm on the sofa and not in bed
i'm only three bottles of budd down
i got a solid eight and a half hours last night
i don't need a poo
let's do this

League 1 would be down to 22 teams if both Bolton and Bury get expelled, and L1-2 is normally 4 up/down

thanks
wtf i asked for a stream not tv

Peaky Blinders skirts so close to being cringe-inducingly bad but never quite is, it's very impressive.

>Gary opening with another bald joke after all the seething hairlets complained about him

kek

whats ian wright laughing about

Probably just tier 8 and change those "super playoffs" they had to have the other year because 7 leagues feed into 4

based wrighty having a giggle at all those SEETHING gammons

The 6th Division would promote two sides.

MOTD got loads of complaints last week because Lineker made a joke about Murphy being bald, and he just made another one

Danny should ask if he's adp=opted any immigrants lately

i've never seen it and that advert made it look like shit desu

Well they'd increase the promotions from below.

based lineker doubling down with the hair bants

Anything the BBC makes is cringe. That BBC ad a few minutes ago where all the women were in boxing gear, staring aggressively in the camera was fucking hilarious

Just realised I’ve been on Yea Forums all day. Cric since 10am then /box/ then /wwtbam/ to here.

Peaky Blinders simply exists at this point so shitty bars can have "Peaky Blinders" nights were Norfmen dress up in waistcoats and flatcaps for once, before battering each other.

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as if you hipster cunts don't like peaky blinders lmao

Shame lad, weather was a beautiful.

I just discovered that BBC Match of the Day actually uses a goofy song as their opening sequence. It’s beautiful.

>Norfmen
But Peaky Blinders is set in the Midlands, you fucking Pseudo-American.

It's pretty crazy how peaky blinders has become so culturally relevant. Its started a whole trend of haircuts and fashion

it's the match of day theme song

It started as a TV programme you daft cunt

it's shit

BBC produces like a GCSE pupil trying to emulate a Sky TV production.

"Gangster" stuff is just cringe as fuck. Never seen Godfather or Goodfellas properly.

I got through like 3 series of Boardwalk Empire and that's it.

Did Megan Rapinoe just score for Norwich?

Mount is pretty good lads. Shame he's white

beyond based

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

Did the commentator just say Pukki blinders

>goofy song

"The current theme tune for the series is called "Match of the Day" and was written for the programme in 1970 by Barry Stoller. Ironically, Stoller himself admitted that he is not a football fan.

Stoller's brief was simply to write "something good"; the short closing fanfare occurred to him first. "Those fanfare harmonies give the music a gladiator feel," he wrote in 2014, "akin to entering the ancient games arena in Rome with all its expectations." The tune was recorded by him, a trumpeter, and a drummer (Stuart Vincent) in the basement recording studio of his home. In May 2010, PRS for Music revealed that the Match of the Day theme tune is the most recognisable in the UK."

>Anything the BBC makes is cringe.
Their natural history and science programming is good. BBC4 produces some good documentaries. It's everything else that seems to drag it down.

MOUUUUNT! lad

Exactly, that's what makes it even worse, dense lad

okay, is this a lad or a lass?

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No

>Its started a whole trend of haircuts and fashion
Fuck me, you most be about 12 years old

extreme cringe

>System funded by a socialist funding scheme has sub-par quality

Bit like the NHS too

reminder that tories are not allowed to watch match of the day

Go to the races nowadays, half the cunts are dressing like peaky blinders now

THAT ISN'T IRONY

Ye Becks changing haircuts wasnt front page news

chelsea are full on wank

lad.. people have been weating twead suits and flat caps to the races for literally an entire century

They did before. you think no one wore flat caps or waistcoats before PB?

More like 3 centuries.

I didn't say nobody, but you're deluded if you think there hasn't been a marked increase

>dressing like peaky blinders now

Or just 1920's fashion, not really 'peaky blinders'.

Suprised some cunt hasn't said that such fashion relates to when facism was starting to grow in this country is offensive

Can anyone tell me why MOTD is such a big deal? You've already watched the (big) games right?

Okay let it go now lads, he’s learnt his lesson.

Stop me.

So we've gone from
>Its started a whole trend of haircuts and fashion
to
>you're deluded if you think there hasn't been a marked increase
Go play with your Lego, you silly underage tit.

Go and have a wank over your Tom Hardy posters you raging poofter.

Stop inventing things to be upset about.

>Anything the BBC makes is cringe
>actually being this much of a Sky plastic in every aspect of your life

Sky is like an NVQ version of HBO, literally none of their own productions are memorable.

BBC is well worth the license fee, for Test Match Special, BBC Radio 6 Music and BBC 4 alone.

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shite thread this

Leg it you nonce, something becoming a trend doesn't mean that literally nobody did it before the trend began.

Now whenever I go to the races theres tons of young people dressing like peaky blinders, 10 years ago you hardly ever saw young people like that

It's a holdover from before big games were live/only a small amount of people had Sky to watch them, a cultural thing, that said I've only watched about 3 episodes in 15 years I used to watch Goals on Sunday now I just stream any game I'm interested in

>You can't have our £30billion, Boris Johnson will tell the EU TODAY: PM rips up Brexit divorce bill at the G7 as lawyers say No Deal means the UK only owes £9billion

Ooof

is the norwich manager putting that voice on?

ah yes, the BLACK """""""""""""British"""""""""""" talent was amazing, not the white british player that played miles better

is anyone going to discuss match of the day? retarded thread

POO Geordie here

Pro tip, the undercut was used in pesky blinders because it was already becoming popular

Blokes who go to the horses have always dressed like nobheads, this is nothing new.

I don't watch match of the day mate, I have 18 tvs on all at once during game time with every match from the Premier league and championship and also the cricket and darts.
I just come to the thread for the banter.

appalling innit
no wonder they'll be dead by matchday five

Your point is all over the place. STFU and get to bed.

WHY DOES HE KEEP CALLING HIM ABRAHAMS

Making the first game the 12.30 one is dumb because it's the one everyone probably saw, even real people actually attending games like me.

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>flat cap sales increase 83% since the peaky blinders debuted

Are people trolling or has the trend literally passed them by

>I have 18 tvs on all at once during game time with every match from the Premier league and championship and also the cricket and darts.
kek
reminds me of some guy who rang into 606 all the time claiming he had 5 TVs

I'm genuinely sorry for mentioning Peaky Blinders, I didn't realise it was it was such a contentious issue.

I bet you post on /Brit/ you fucking mongo

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Now fuck off you mong

Can Liverpool FC as an entity just fuck off already

>openly acknowledging that they're dicking Liverpool with the running order

Fuck you Gary

Because the lad's an absolute TANK.

Also Murphy's thick as two short planks.

Boardwalk Empire is why I had an undercut. I just don't have Pitt's chin to make it work.

you managed to pick a subject that was wildly contentious and also mindnumbingly boring

>Its started a whole trend of haircuts and fashion

Such a mong

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you've got to be kidding me, I'm cracking up here kid

Anyone been to Manchester's Warehouse Project?

They got a new space under an abandoned train station, looks decent. Don't know if I can last 2pm-5am though.

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alright every shut the fuck up liverpool are on

not particularly a wright fan but he does have a very infectious laugh

I wouldn't go to Manchester if you paid me.

I didn't know! I didn't know...

you can't not like wright
he's just a nice, funny bloke with harmless football opinions

'girly save' not very PC there

Lol this autism

I just always think of this whenever he's on

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>Emery says liverpool shouldn't have been given the penalty

Guy is retarded

BIG JOEL MATIP

I can literally smell the ket and x from just looking at this picture.

no thanks.

I'll love him for threatening to lamp Shearer about ten years ago. Wish he had desu

>Be on the train the other day
>Sitting across from some toothless, 40+ year old guy wearing a 'Six times' shirt
>Smelt, ironically, fucking unbearably of BO, had passengers in near tears
They really are total subhumans

>pulling shirts when var is a thing
Footballers genuinely are dumb as shit.

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Rash(it)ford take notes

lmao look at henderson's reaction to losing the ball compared to pogba's today

you didn't need var for that one tbf

Kek I can’t even fathom how awkward that would be

>seething gammons
oh dear.

>sokratis says liverpool will be easier to defend than burnley
>aubameyang says they're coming to anfield for revenge on last seasons result
>get brushed aside again

Kek

Lmao, just stop m8

To be fair it's a fucking awful night out, too expensive and spread out for the north, basically a mini-London where people go out to get Instagram photos.

But there's some decent little places on the electronic side of things, I went to White Hotel in Salford and it was pretty fun tbqh. Salford's council is allowing it to become an industrial rave destination, Hidden is there too.

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see

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class goal that third one
beautiful play top to bottom

Why not lad? I find that kind of crowd, no matter how chavvy it can be, a lot more relaxed than your preening cunts sipping £7 lagers in their v-necks and pretending to enjoy Jason Derulo until fight time.

>arsenal will win nothing with this back 4

Kek Pearce laying into them

see

It started a massive fashion trend

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klopp in literal fits of laughter at emery's tactics lmao

Liverpool defence is so slack now. Why do I have both of their wingbacks in FPL

Been a few times, always a sick night. Got some good lineups coming up as well

i always kind of seethe when some MOTD commentator, who is in the grand scheme of things, a nobody - doesn't take a stand in some controversial situation.

triggers me: "ooh! that could be a penalty!" [cut to next highlight]
doesn't trigger me: "ooh! i think that should be a penalty!" [cut to next highlight]

even though i don't care about how these nobodies feel about incidents i still want them to make a decision

Can't wait for Peaky Blinders to inadvertently make the BUF the heroes this country needs.

>complaining about the pen when you get outplayed that badly

Embarrassing

tbf Emery is right, he didn't even tear Salah's shirt and choke him with it, very soft penalty

I mean he is kind of right about that, just not at the races.

Is Jordan Henderson the ultimate >muh heart player?

@ Belgium: please stop talking.

does anyone dislike hendo? like even the most angered on abls has to admit hendo is a top lad

because they'll get an assist every other game

>a fucking diamond

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He's just not very good, so he parrot's gerrard

Hes actually became quite good at picking out long passes, just needs to score more

Soft, but correct. You simply cannot pull an opponent's shirt.

The back 4 was p good today tbf, the midfield offers zero protection

Raves are full of degenerates getting high on shitty homemade drugs full of all sorts of crap.

Right everyone be quite ma Palace is on now SATH

he is pure heart

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Love Hendo. I'll say it till i'm blue in the face: him being suspended for the final three games of the season is why Liverpool slipped. Their midfield lost all drive when he was out.

I thought he was a prick when he fluffed that penalty after walking up doing keepy uppies but then I heard the story about his dad so forgave him.

Hes literally going to be in the fifpro xi

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>Twenty One Pilots performing Don't Look Back in Anger better than Liam or Noel have in a decade

Wtf lel

>and they they let us just pass the ball to robbo and trent whenever we liked

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Had to zoom in lads cos I'm a bit pissed

Shall be going to Aphex Twin in a few weeks

>degenerates, he sneered

Fucking lel bet you're a right laugh son

Terrible vocals, fuck off.

Ian

what a bent name for a band
where?

Only place in Manchester I've been recently is Factory which was good

Agree with that it is far too spread out. I'll get hate but Liverpool is a really good night out in the north-west. concentrated city centre with loads of clubs and bars, plus some locations for raves in the old industrial areas and the baltic triangle

>headline one of the biggest and most prestigious festivals in the UK
>do a cover of an annoying song that's always on the radio

What did they mean by this?

Decent lad, I fancy the Four Tet night but fucking Skrillex is on bizarrely

>Poonited

kek

Mayfield Depot apparently, wherever that is

Its a normie festival, they enjoy the taste of shit.

>letting ayew score

>de gay

>were going to play narrow and allow the two best crossers in Europe the freedom of the park

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>increasingly nervous OGS.jpg

meant for

>European champions
>12 wins in a row
>Top of the league

THIS KILLS THE ABL

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>losing to Woy

Woy vey

Fuck off Maguire
We don't need you
We've got Baseduncu
His cock's fucking massive

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>letting the shit ayew score

Saw Palace last week and honestly rated them equivalent to Preston or Forest

Think you’ve found the missing link

PES regen looking nigga

>born: 1996
turk genes confirmed for weird

as ever, it just depends if zaha's playing well or not
if he is they're good
if he's not they're shite

Ayew is unironically a good finisher

Martial loves banging slags

Newcastle and Liverpool are pretty class, Liverpool has a few too many expensive bars like. Leeds is decent, I'll be honest Sheffield was a bit pap for me. York is full of decent pubs but not much else and I'm a little biased but whilst Hull is out of the way, there's some class places and it's cheap as fuck, like £1.50-2 pints and doubles on a Saturday.

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Manchester Unigted lmao

I meant in relation to the two Ayews

It depends if you shut Zaha down, he was frustrated as fuck last week.

He looks like statue Mr Burns gave Homer in the 1st season of the Simpsons.

>Why yes, I do fuck on the first date

>rashford

Anyone reckon mctominay looks like he's off peaky blinders?

fucking moths fuck off
like fine if you wanna chill and watch motd with me but if you're just gonna flap about the lamp loudly and obnoxiously for an hour then you can fuck off back outside to be quite frank

this
they are legitimately a one player team
like how southampton were when le tissier played for them

ahaha trashford

What's Bristol like? any good?

There must always be a slabhead in the Leicester defense.

not having anti-moth bulbs

Anyone else think maybe don't let coloureds take penalties?

Flopping Welsh wanker

Salah seems fine with taking them

Scott McTOMMYnay.

It's weird how blacks always miss penalties. Why are they so shit when it matters?

Fucking hell United flopping all over the place, embarrassing

and Balotelli

wogs then
Salah's not full wog

>get kicked
>get given yellow

Egyptians are honourary whites.

>Diving James

Tbf he did get kicked but its banter seeing someone gain a bad reputation so quickly

Loving the VAR era. Yanited cannot get away with those dodgy penalty decisions anymore.....

didn't know such a thing existed

this is the season where some teams break into the top 6

i been there one night. seemd like a nice enough city. the youth hostel got robbed the night before

VAR is the end of United

WOY TIME

I nominate the team led by Pukki.

>this is the season where VAR annihilates the cheating cunts usually in the top 6

Man Yoo will finish 8th if they're lucky, fucking kek.
>Lingard in the #10
>Actually expecting Trashford and Martian to score more than 20 between them
>Poobag and Mctominay midfield
I'm living there now, what you into?

>DE GAY

Why did van Aanholt do a Wolverine celebration?

>De Gay

BOSS

i reckon i'd really like palace if the owlcunt wasn't their manager

hope they fucking slaughter pogba for his tracking back after losing the ball

Adrian > De Gay

Reminder that Hodgson is only Palace's manager because the squad were too stupid to play Frank De Boer's possession football.

Why do people talk about the top 6? There's only five european spots.

Top 6 was a made up descriptor to accommodate Spuds and Liverpool alongside teh "big 4" of Mans Utd & City, Arsenal and Chelsea

>I'm living there now, what you into?
music, pints. I don't like clubbing, I prefer a bar without loud music that opens late

aren't there a load of hippies there? I like psychedelics

tbf Patrick Van Arnholt is the kind of player you just can't contain.

hopefully but depends when their best defenders return

le beaten at the near post man

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Brilliant bait, seething scousers incoming.

I went York a few weeks ago when the races were on, so it was more about pubs over the weekend. very nice place, felt a bit too classy for me to be there with the lads desu. feels like a nicer place to take the bird for the weekend when you're middle-aged

Heard really good things about Newcastle but yet to go. Don't know anybody who lives up there and it's a bit too far to justify the journey to most of my mates

Because theres 6 clubs clearly multiple levels above the rest

Although now it's like a top 2, and 4 more a tier belown

realistically, there's usually at least six european spots won through league finishes

>16% beer
never seen anything more than Oranjeboom red, mad

>There's only five european spots.
How did Wolves qualify for Europe last season then?

>Gary Kale

>United not getting shit decisions to win the game
Been waiting for this all my life

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The big 4 originally included Newcastle. The more you know.

>Why do people talk about the top 6
>Names the top 6
Nice logic

you now remember leeds in the top 4

Newcastle won literally fuck all.

Shearer won the PL with a team that bought the title, then moved to Newcastle and scored all them goals for nothing.

Really don’t like the aggressive male atmosphere of match of the day. Need to get a women in it

This
>Man Utd
>Newcastle
>Arsenal
>Liverpool
Great title race

Before that there was a Big 5 that pushed for the separation from the football league - man utd, liverpool, arsenal, everton, tottenham I think

this is the big six

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>tfw so old you remember plastic Blackburn United fans

>Gabby Logan
>........

Is there even another woman who could? Unless they got Rapinoe in as a special guest

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>female commentator

why can I accept it in the cricket, but it feels so wrong in football?

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>Music
The Exchange, The Fleece for live bands, Cat and Wheel on Gloucester Road has a great open mic on Thursdays I believe
>Pints
Loads of great places on Gloucester Road. Hobgoblin, Cider Press are great, but a bit pricey.
>I like psychedelics
Stokes Croft. There's always deals around the Full Moon. Basically just stick around that area for all that. Not too sure about late bars, I'm not really out in the evenings.

nice labeled axis

Who is this woman and why she is speaking in this way?

There’s only one big four for me. Glad I got to witness the GOAT prem era.

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>he doesn't support a top 100 team

Because she's a shit commentator

You simply can't go wrong in Newcastle, basically every bar does cheap Trebles and the locals are amazing, no "edge" like in big cities. I hate normie clubs but not there.

Almost certainly the best nightlife in the UK. Not just because I'm an ugly cunt but pulled all the time.

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>Blackburn United
I hope you mean United fans from Blackburn. Dopey cunt.

Because football is our haven away from bitches, but being the meddling cunts they are they can't just let us have anything. Stupid whores.

dots = average league position
red bits = sdev from average league position

Kelly cates and alex scott

She's doing a Motty impression for some reason

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Originally there was a big five. Man United, Liverpool, Tottenham, Everton and Arsenal. These were the clubs that Greg Dyke met with to have them break away and establish the Prem

By the 2000s this had become the top 4 - Arsenal, Liverpool, Man United, Chelsea. During the 2000s only 4 other teams qualified for the CL and only one team did it more than once (Newcastle)

As Liverpool fell away they were replaced by Man City in the top 4, but with Liverpool's return and the rise of Spurs it became a top 6

This is who I think of as the big 4 desu.

what does the number in brackets mean

Because of the intensity of the sport, particulary when a goal is scored, their high pitch wailing just sounds out of place.

Because it's fine to keep a more or less level voice in cricket commentating. The rise and falls of a woman's voice just doesn't work with football, they don't sound excited

number of seasons in the football league (and premier league where applicable) since 1957

My nan has been going the football for 50 years lad

>We will force a woman into every role, even if it doesn’t work

Cant wait for the BBC to die tbqh

I'd still reck her

So much bullshit in this post

i literally dont care who is doing the commentary. she seems to know her stuff.

bet you'll die before the bbc does
probably alone too

She looks like she has crap tits desu, like empty at the top.

Top two paragraphs were facts, only the third one you can disagree with. And if you do you're wrong, mong

>poos

Alex Scott is a terrible pundit.

shit I need a webm of that Hughes 0.5yd miss for watford

class from ben foster there

>watched Heather St John's v Worcester City in the FA Cup on the red button earlier
>female co-commentator from the Women's Super League show or whatever
>pretends she knows that these tier 9 teams are in form in the Midland Football League or whatever

Bad that

We all die alone if you think about it

whos going down?

Naming a stand after a celebrity fan is THE sign of a small club

Still lost

The interesting thing is that despite the women commentators not being well received, the BBC continues to employ them. Why don't they listen to the people watching and do what they want?

Shes better than murphy, savage, mills etc c

Fuckin hell, this commentator sounds like a terrible anime dub

Watford, Newcastle, Everton`

WSL pundits need to fuck off from the men's game

Ben Foster is so much better than pickford, that 2nd goal was all on the defenders.

>Would Pep take Messi in his City team?
>W-what I meant was would it be worth adapting the tactics to accommodate Messi
>actually feeling the need to clarify that when the answer to both questions is an obvious yes anyway

cope

JAI GURU DEEEEVA, OM
NOTHING'S GONNA CHANGE MY WORLD

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Keeps people off their back about the gender pay gap

eniola eluko? she is black and female and writes (bad articles mostly)
kelly cates is nice, she does football podcasts

there's also a brazilian woman who appears on totally football show podcast, she's pretty great but i can't think of her name

she's actually decent, if this bothers you you are an hopeless incel

Have you got any evidence for that, Yea Forums isnt exactly an accurate representation of opinions

>al-air

Because the TV license tax ensures the BBC will always get money no matter show utterly shit the product is.

what happened to watfords usual good start

kek accurate

Seethe

Newcastle 100*%
Villa probably
Then one out of Sheffield United or Brighton

Heaton is England's best keeper.

If you're on about Elton John he was chairman when they got promoted up from the fourth tier to the first and finished 2nd in the first division and runners-up in the fa cup. invested a lot of his money in watford

Watford, Newcastle, Sheffield Utd

why not watford
they have been wank

Sheffield united, Newcastle, Watford

That's the correct pronunciation.

oh and they could always get italian football expert nicky bandini on, but that's kinda cheating

>implying casuals know that

my preferred bbc football presenter-cum-pundit? eilidh barbour
scottish and a woman. gammons be FUMING

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I'm in no place to bargain over these minor points of contention

Brighton
Newcastle
Watford

18. Brighton
19. Newcastle
20. Watford

Sorry for the spoiler.

Yeah and Pope desu, can't stand Pickford, he looks like he sweats loads and probably grows a shit beard too.

They'll bring in a literally who manager in the next couple of months who'll turn it around, it's the Watford way.

What about Scottish gammons

Anyone ever been proper solo wild camping in Scotland or whatever?

Kind of want to get the train up and give it a go but I'm scared.

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That's haggis

Newcastle get points?

you incels crying about one female commentator are the male version of those seething blue haired feminists who hate when there is a man talking on 'women's issues' lmao

And then sack him in the summer.

Make sure you download What3Words, the scottish fire and rescue services use it to locate you

Nice to see a fellow #knower
See you at the next meeting

Yeah, they'll take 4 points of Liverpool

Got to say, Leicester were far better today than Palace or Bournemouth but if they're top 7 or 8 I'm not too worried.
Tielemans is a serial diver though.

I'm still angry Brighton sacked Houghton

Why? I've never done that, but I can't imagine you'd be in any danger.

James Maddison. Straight out of peaky blinders.

Brighton are good. They won’t go down

Her voice was annoying.

why? their form was aids under him and they played shit football

based vardy

I dunno, I've done a lot of outdoor stuff and a bit of urbex, it's just been alone in the middle of nowhere.

CAN’T FUCKIN BOUNCE IF YOU’RE A BLADE

Didn't show Maddison giving it some as well. Lots of hate from his time at Norwich.

Name 3 Brighton players with out looking

lol Vardy.

Get fucked blunts

The best BBC Sport woman is Tanya Arnold who does the Rugby League highlights show, it's only broadcast in the Norf though lol

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Montoya, Maupay, Trossard

natalie gedra. she's the person i was looking for. she's good at futbol punditry

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Sheffield got an equaliser tbf

always thought tanya was a tranny

Dunk, Duffy, Murray

yeah she is good
kinda scary, like you wouldn't want her to be your maths teacher, but she's good

B L O O T

She talks like a bloke though

for being a diving twat I guess

God I wish

THUNDER BASTARD

Cunted that in.

Yeah damn right. Efficient time wasting as well.

Knockaert, mooy, matt ryan

blades hate them for some game they time wasted a while ago

are reshmin is better desu

Wilder looks a cunt

I only have to name Trossard. He is a GREAT talent

Poofs

Wilder absolutely ruthless as always.

Knockaert is at Fulham

Maupay Murray Dunk

I was wrong anyway, knockaerts on loan at Fulham now.

For what purpose

Genious of that assist for Barnes though

I could have scored that

Some twat midge has been at my ankles. Itchy as all fook.

Because football ended in 1992

Wow, lad, PLEASE no bully.

Trossard.
Maupay.
Fuck I don't have a third one.

Think I could be a PL striker if I cared enough to try

You don't even need to care, look at le tiss

Ah man I'm missing Total Recall

Who is the fastest white player in the Prem?

Robbo

fucking hell that is a bad tackle

The Amex is such a fucking library

Does seem weird, I rated him.

McGinn

That was a poof red, imagine giving that as a red in a non-league game lel

Think you could to desu. Just boot it in haha. Would be like kicking a Warick in the face.

Give that cunt a 6 match ban

Salah

He's literally jumping OVER the ball, the thick cunt.

The biggest difference in coming up from the Championship by far is the refereeing. That's the big thing to adapt to for all promoted clubs - learn what you can't do and learn how to win free kicks.

THRICKEERRRRR

cheeky bloot

Vardy was, probably now

This. PL plastics don't know how fucking bad refereeing is in the FL.

Bellerin
>inb4 not white

Every match last season I would complain saying "this is the worst ref we've had all season"

After about a month I realized that's just how the refereeing is in the championship

I prefer refereeing in the championship, you're allowed to go in for a tackle sometimes.

He isn't white.

look at these ponces who think Championship refereeing is bad

supporting a League One club is suffering.

can't wait for Charlton next season

Based truthpost

By the way, I have a question that I need to ask anonymously somewhere: would you have sex with a woman while her husband watches? Someone offered me this opportunity a few days ago. It sounds awkward, but he'll be the cuck and I will at least get some action for once. But being in the same room as a wanking man sounds a bit gay. Would you do it?

>league one
Soft git; now League Two, THAT's football.

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Seen all three over the past few years mate.
Anything is better than watching the likes of Tielemans and Maddison hit the deck for an easy possession win all game long.

t. bury/Bolton supporter

>professional clubs

Top casual

Back of the shin? It’s called your calf, Gary. You’re an ex pro footballer, you should know this

Would like to see how you poofs would fare with me, Deano, fat Terry and big Steve at Sunday league

Is she fit?

BELLY'S GONNA GET YA

>Not supporting a Sunday league team

Plastics like you are ruining football.

For me it's the Northern Counties East League

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BELLYS GONNA GET YER

Worked out that my dad plays in level 13

It's legitimate criticism. People criticise Pearce and Matterface and Motson was regularly was criticised too. Your counter argument screeching "incel" is genuinely fucking embarrassing.

Pompey, so know how their supporters feel desu

>everton could realistically

see know that feel,
also know this feel

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Would be interested if I'm allowed to mock him in the process of banging his missus

>all these fucking midges on the camera

We need to stop climate change

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

I should have turned off when the liv - ars highlights ended, totall recall is on

I unironically do watch a Sunday league team on YouTube

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I feel like that'd make it gayer. If it were me I'd rather just get on with it

Yes. I mean, saying yes obviously makes you think of your dream woman, but she's a likable Scottish woman a little over 10 years older than me. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks; I think she's probably 8/10.

I support villa lads, I don't however support thier hairstyles.
Grealish = twink undercut
Luiz = bleached canerows
Mings = bowl dreads
Trezeguet = duracell battery
Al ghazi = thin af bald patch

Football is sport. It is about testosterone, and tribalism. I don't want some shrill bitch fagging up this for me.

Villa were facing a winding up order about a year and a month ago so I almost knew the feel

Thankfully we're now the third richest club in England

Do you think it might make things weird between the three of you afterwards?

Get it on plus 1 la, it's only been on 10 mins

>Penistone church

hehe

>-27
what the fuck's going on there

everton will finish bottom half

>totall recall is on
The Arnie one?

I dont think theres a forward in the league with less end product than Walcott

We should play with flat caps with razor blades in them to try to build a bigger foreign support base

I'd rather be on my own but if there's another fella sat there I'd prefer to insult him than have him watch without saying anything.

benteke

Not even the richest club in the midlands

If she started with the mocking I might join in. But other than that I'd rather focus on her and myself

Andre gomes is shit, no idea why everton fans rate him so highly

From what I've heard, I think she's the domination one. She asked me how I would feel about having one of those little cages put on my dick. So abusing the husband would probably be frowned on.

Premier league hairstyles at least

yeah we got bought by the ex-CEO of Disney a couple of years ago so we have a fair bit of money behind us, manager needs a talking to tho

Anyone else can’t stand the sight of Dean Smith? Don’t know what it is about him, just can’t stand this gimp of a man

Villa are richer than wolves m8

Just up the road from me, nice enough looking place.

I don't see them very often; they are friends of friends. I'm not even Facebook friends with the husband.

I feel like he's lost his striker status by now. He's just a footballer (misc).

he's a twat. hated him since his walsall days, right moany bellend

Might as well go for it then

It's justice.

The conman who got North Ferriby United liquidated went back to the club he used to own and renamed them East Hull like he wanted to do with Ferriby.

The phoenix club North Ferriby FC, who got placed in the same league, smashed them 5-0 away the other week.

thank fuck waltham is getting karma

less keen now
but if you think you'll enjoy it why not

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One of the biggest downfalls I've ever seen, he was brilliant at villa and a nightmare to deal with

>Gary Brother is literally a nonce who gets absolutely bantered on Twitter

How has Yea Forums not picked up on this?

>havee grafeeahhh
Gary, no one is impressed

Kill all centrists

I saw blades beat Villa when we were in league one, he was shockingly poor that day.

If teams were placed based on hairstyles Villa would be in Bolton or Bury's position right now. Same could be said for personalities actually as the squad is full of wankers

Still got a way to go to equal Adriano tbf.

He was never quite the same after that injury at the start of his second season, I remember before that season started he was all over the bet markets for top goalscorer

i'm pretty sure most people are aware of that

>see the ad for that new BBC drama
>think one of the actors looks familiar, kind of an odd face
>It's Ron Perlman
Just seems weird

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>THE UK RAP GAME
Fuck this lads, what we watching now?

MLS on Freesports for me

Classics image!

They like to get a Hollywood bod in their shows, I assume it makes it easier to sell the rights overseas.

Spliff and babestation while I get the real porn on the ipad, same as every week lad

my girlfriend got me this for my birthday, I'm as left wing as they come but can't bring myself to read it

Father Ted box set

road wars

Based; thank you. I probably will (they're BDSM autists too, so we will probably have lots of conversations about consent and make sure it's all cool before I get my hands on the goodies and possibly also get bullied by them both), but I spoke to her again earlier and now she's talking about arranging a babysitter and things, which implies she might feel uncomfortable with how openly nervous I am about this.

The Vietnam War on BBC4

>I'm as left wing as they come

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some people grow up poor, get a grip

Imagine being such a twat that your gf gets you books about politics for your birthday

This.

>International Break

Lads.

BBC News channel ;_;

>1 more game then INTERNATIONAL BREAK

Too hammered for this

Might go rest of Pulp Fiction on Dave then join this lad

You should bounce it off her head.

Pulp Fiction on Dave

Soi consumer-drones are centrists lel, are you too thick to even know your "enemy"?

cup games on tuesday

O'Brien and lineker arent left wing anyway, they're both centrist lib dem loving wankers. They couldn't give a shit about austerity and struggles normal people face

I actually like it, I love going to football but I don't mind a weekend off from it so I can go to another city or something.

Really? They just showed the video of pic related happening

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Good luck mate.
Twice I got talking to peverted milfs about doing all sorts of weird stuff, arranged to meet and both times they backed out. Wouldn't put me off though.

League cup matches and still a bit of European qualifiers you absolute heathen

>I'm as left wing as they come
Bullshit. The hard left treat it like a competition, to be the most left. They're fucking weird cultists. I'm moderate left but I can't stand anyone who is further left than I am. And no matter how far left you are, there is always going to be someone with literal autism who believes that xe needs to never discuss anything else, and they'll be more left than you.

Centre-left > centre >>>>>>>> centre-right > far-right > far-left

1 more LEAGUE game I meant

actually my cup of tea when i can focus properly
any links for political/historical documentaries for me to watch tomorrow?

Fucking hell mate don’t do it. Can’t imagine the pain of having a hard on wearing one of those

it's just a saying no need to sperg out

Most socialists aren't particularly bothered about idpol in my experience, it's the centre-left types like yourself that worry about being "SJWs" in the modern sense and worrying about Cancellation culture.

solid advice

Nah sorry

I'm one of these, always been tax and spend type guy but fuck these identity politics wankers.

Wish Butch's gf was my gf

That's mark noble

There are stouts and cask ales at the pretentious beer places here that are pushing 20%abv

boooooooooooootch

It puts a grin on my face every time. You Brits are so fortunate to hear this on your weekends. We get okay but serious music from NBC.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SV6rRNqTEfE

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tear in my eye watching that lads