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soccer is STILL fucking gay lmao
Anyone from Toledo going to the GAF tonight?
onion rings are reddit
pulju is skating with car parts
IM ABOUT TO CUM
business idea: weeb removal services
Wish him the best
pulju: soon in a lokomotiv jaroslav near you
fuck gary
/huc/
For me, it’s Car Parts Hockey Club of Oulu, Finland
/hockey och coffee/
First for the Bruins
Someone in a moving pick-up truck shot paintballs at people outside of a supervised consumption site in Lethbridge Alberta early Saturday
not me
guilty as charged
>Methbridge
I want soccer fags to die
hit or miss
Take yourself with them
ricardo isnt gay though, neither is gachi
strike 3 you're out
*bops your nose*
I want Ricardo faggots to die as well, we can't have it all
it hurts when you like gachi videos and loved them when they werent so fucking mainstream. fucking tik tok
Gachi is great, Ricardo is a faggot
recommend me a good movie hoc
I, Robot
lords of the locker room
Legends of the Fall
Youngblood
Scaramouche (1952)
Bone Tomahawk
Transformers (1985)
12 years a /hoc/-poster
FernGully
old boy
the cook the thief his wife and her lover
thank you for your answers even though some of them are bait
no lords of the locker room is amazing
Youngblood is an 80s hockey movie and 10/10
> _ _ _ _
Why did Brett Hull name his daughter Crosby?
s
s
m
8
Because her real father is Sid
Seattle Sanics
seattle sidneys
because Stills and Nash were taken
kek
seattle ogopogo
sergio leone-directed spaghetti westerns
Wake up, Maggie, I think I got something to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more
Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice
Really quality posting by the eurotrash
mind your tone seppo
Do /hoc/ think that Michael Del Zotto will have an positive impact on the Cucks young core?
An excellent addittion from GM Murray I think.
>3 weeks
Until the SHL begins. But there's still Champions Hockey League to look forward to.
based and ogopogopilled
>rags zotto
>tfw when no crosby stillman and nash line
business idea: Todd Bertuzzi Pugilist Academy
wasted opportunity imo
business idea: Michael Del Zotto dating app full of porn stars
i HATE ragszotto he's so bad at hockey
If you have the opportunity to pitch it to him and you have the means to make it come true, I'm 100% sure he will come aboard on the idea.
anytime you can bring in a cup winner who knows how to win, its a positive.
so we now that >ragszotto and mats sundin like fucking pornstars, but who else does in the league?
Jake Generationzel doesn’t because he’s a good lad.
Wonder why there isn't a "dating app" with porn stars already. It's no secret they do escort stuff and I'd imagine a platform where fans could get easily and discreetly in touch with them would be a lucrative venture.
Jakke Suomi prefers Twitch thots
Hmmmm
>he doesn't know about Pamperchu
>wanting to sex a girl who’s taken 89,769,897,689,000 miles of cock
whats for dinner lads
Had a lobster role from a food truck
i prefer milfs
>sloppy seconds
g r i m
tonight hot dogs on the grill. tomorrow garlic butter steak on the grill, and yes I DO clean my grill unlike some here"
>cleanliness is next to godliness
t. pedo
less than an bong until leaf handegg
Gonna have to watch the college handegg my man
what a bizarre dichotomy
karelian pies with egg butter
Sitting in my undies with kitty lads
loading up some dude
why the fuck would you choose the blots
Did Avery really think any girl he's fucked after MAYBE his first, was a virgin?
ähläm pizza
Same reason as McElhinney.
Everybody thinks they're for sure going to win the cup next year, so that's where these guys want to be. Same as last year. And the year before that...
just re-heated some leftover Kraft deluxe with sausage mixed in
dinner is the most reddit meal of the day
me rn
reheated Kraft is some of the most grim stuff in all of Christendom
The Pagemaster
>tfw brassard wins a cup before panarin
>panarin cries as he chose to stay in the stench of manhattan and suffers playing with shitty finns and russians
Roughriders or Rough Riders, who is /ourguys/
No that would be brunch
>Kraft deluxe
>deluxe
for me it's supper
shut the fuck up ugly mongol bitch
Holy shit this woman is an angel.
you betcha
what's the problem, binlan? do they not sell that where you're from?
your father is ashamed to have faggot like you as his "son"
it's hillary duff, she's milfy as fuck now
Seattle Bruce Lees
6 hours of sleep left, and how are you sports?
got stoned and had some mcdonalds, lads
Thx bro
fattie
I feel like a nap but I’ve got a frozen pizza in the oven.
it's an oxymoron
just had a cheeky qtr pounder and some fries
so are you binlan
nah just a regular moron
Alao. Bought Chicago Blackhawks vintage starter for 1$ in a thrift shop. It's not fake, but i fucking hate the blackhawks slug fuckers
based poland
Poland is climbing the ranks quite rapidly
Never been to a hockey game. Which home Bruins game would you guys suggest going to? Might be bringing a couple friends that don't really watch hockey too.
Fuck off we’re full
i miss grease
Suck my dick.
We don’t need zoomers who don’t know the rules fagging shit up and flossing
IT'S CFL TIME
maybe nov 15 against the laffs. if you're only going to one you should go later in the season against a division rival. the games will be more important and closer to playoff hockey than in the early or mid season
scratch that try to go to a game in feb or march
turn on tsn and please watch >our league
thank you
Appreciate it.
I'll let you know where I sit when I go.
Good I’ll make sure its your last game too
I really mean it. I hate the city because it's a starter kit for polish bydlo whose grandparents were shady enough to get there, and send dollars made by sucking dicks at the police stations to their retarded families in here. Also what is this whole fucking native american bullshit. I highly fucking doubt it that redskins were playing hockey and not chewing some iguana on a stick in their fuckholes. Fucking hedgehog rapists.
Holy shit Stanislaw please never stop posting
For me it's Belarussian gf
go riders
budget ayy lmao
more like dick riders lmao lmao lmao
I believe poland looks like andy sipowicz from nypd blue
lmao
Do Finland and Poland have good relations?
REKT
dude................weed
I could see that
Wish I had a moustache like that. Also Im skinny as fuck.
I dont know to bw honest. I like levan polka tho. But was it finnish or estonnian? Prob finnish as the language was way different. I like the cool snow sniper they had and the southern finnish weather
apart from poland dumping all their phosphorus in baltic sea, they're pretty cool dudes
CFL gamethread?
you're in it
no, this is /hoc/
You're posting in it
>redcraps
HATE this captain morgan commercial. why are mls “””””””fans””””””” so cringe
Liberalism turns you into a cringe faglord
*inhales*
Lads I’m really excited about HEEMING that zoomer in a few months
why would maroon sign with tampa even when he was a hometown hero?
reminder that if you post an anime image I just scroll right past it because I can already tell there will be nothing of merit in the post
Money
(you)
he got paid 900K. That isnt that amazing
who could resist all those
>standings
This is my thread now
god why is he such a retard
thoughts about Guerin?
>storm surge
None much yet. I wish we could have undone the Zucc signing when Fenton left. As long as Agustin understands that this is an old team that desperately needs young blood, we’ll be fine.
So er, hey I heard you guys were looking for some Dad Rock
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for me its bulju from oulu
My dad and uncles are of that era so every family reunion turns to dad rock listening session after BAC is high enough. Good stuff.
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I love it, and it's just so perfect with hockey
watching a guy with one arm fight a guy with two arms
watching my cat drink water from the kitchen faucet lads
the one arm guy won
she’s still going
totally wasted my Saturday
I'm ready bros
i saw that
are you ready
were you, really?
>deadblacks
If my loins win tonight I'll buy and eat 8 McDs cheeseburgers
the Ti Cats are just too good right now
maybe you'll choke on them
McDs cheeseburger is more like an amuse-bouche than actual meal
Warmest reminder /hoc/ is a blue bombies board
>Pat Maroon 1 year deal with the LGBTning
huh?
cheap deal+florida=win
FUCK
you guys are doing good
sharks?
>putting anything on steak whatsoever
Why is it so hard for people to understand, that a plain, rare steak is one of the best things ever?
I'm surprised he only got 900k especially after a cup year
yeah thats what confuses me: why take the paycut?
tastelet
maybe he thinks this will net him an easy cup
he already has a cup. good signing by the blots imo
gay on all levels
Cup chasing?
And garlic butter makes it even better. What's so hard to understand about that?
The state of Florida doesn't tax that income, so he's actually getting about the same as someone on a $2m deal in somewhere like Toronto.
Plus, he's likely taking a slight discount for
Feeling a bit hungover and look like shit this morning (selfie related). Cheer me up /hoc/ bros
Sometimes players sign a "show me" contract where if the player has a great season then he has the potential to make a lot more on his next contract the following year. But it's a big gamble because if he has a bad year in the NHL then the offers might be even worse in free agency the next year.
My guess is this is one of those situations. Maroon probably didn't like the offers he was getting in free agency so he took a cheap 1 year deal to hopefully increase his value in free agency next year.
Also he probably took a discount to play in Tampa with the low taxes and contending team.
looking good, mate
thinking about benis again
never tell me what to do
you have nice sternocleidomastoid inserts
Hockey
clean your room bucko
based
Who wants to meet up for some Grizzlies games?
>50
>13.
why is kane ranked that low?
because all of those other guys are better ya pinhead
>sasha
in what world is burns and hedman better than kaner?
literally the gayest post I have ever read
move Johnny up
Oh I didn’t see Burns he’s overrated shit but Hedman is elite
I was trying to cheer him up and it was the first compliment my brain could think of
johnny manlet is overrated as it is
Someone find out the model of that refrigerator.
I want to know exactly how tall its specs say it is.
>le disappearing in the playoffs manlet
honestly cant wait until podkolzin comes into the league and absolutely destroys that manlet
johnny manlet needs a step ladder to reach the top shelf
the roughriders are scary this year
watch your buttholes, lads
G E N E R A T I O N A L
rigged
Wouldn’t even be mad if Johnny America won the Lee for Calgary
based Tiger Cats game is starting soon
smol
my lions :)
thanks for lending him to us. He will break 100 points this season, I can feel it
rip hamilton strip no more after game parties there
why are they using a la rams logo for the ti-cats?
i support Liverpool (soccer)
what hockey team should i support lads?
F
Self important fags who can’t win the league?
Why, Toronto of course
why do they call it Liverpool anyways? do they eat a lot of liver there?
>ah suppuht livvuh-pyeuwl
i assume Toronto also recently won the most respected, challenging and prestigious league cup. Thanks buddy go Toronto!
>he cares about regular-season qualification trophies
Ah, you clearly want to follow Tampa Bay.
>literally everyone team, player and manager care about it
i hope Brayden Point beats the shit out of you
Is it the Riders year?
You mean future Montreal Canadiens legend Brayden Point?
not sure maybe. gonna sleep. have a nice night mate.
have six.
Brayden Point couldn't beat up my sister
Brayden Point ate my sister's ass.
would be pretty based
I eat munchen
Gary has finally come to his senses and decided that Saskatchewan will be getting an NHL team.
Which city gets it, Regina or Saskatoon?
Regina Beavers
it's so obvious I'm surprised you asked
Hopefully Regina so we can post
>t. Reggie from Regina
Reggie loved the Beavers, lads
saskatoon never been there but I think it would get one. but gary is an idiot so he won't give it one.
We can always sen another Sunbelt team up there, no need for an expansion
In fact, since we're sending sunblet teams, send two, one for each city
>trashville and niggerlina leave at the same time
>mfw
when people talk about taking away other places' teams I immediately get defensive
saskatoon makes more sense but regina is more fun to say
Don't worry about it. I can't see any teams relocating in the near future
unless a team is literally unable to pay its players anymore like the cleveland barons, there is almost no chance gary relocates a team anytime soon.
Thanks for the kind words of reassurance, lads.
I know it's not going to happen, but I still get antsy. I can't help it.
gary bettman was the worst thing to ever happen to the nhl
you’re thinking of women’s suffrage and western society
(You) know, I'm pretty convinced that
IF, the Anaheim team were ever convinced to transition out of LA
AND, that moved the Milwaukee
they could probably be easily convinced to keep the franchise name, provided the Disney people were willing to let it go
>I mean, what is a Muskie anyway?
Go away, TBG.
You are never wanted here.
>I mean, what is a Muskie anyway?
An apex predator
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Muskie fishing is beyond elite tier
why would the ducks leave LA though?
>I mean, what is a Muskie anyway?
Foot fags
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come to lake of the woods kenora, ontario
sometimes I can get a bit muskie if I don't shower for a few
Shall. Then I’ll go down to toronto and HEEM some /cric/s
Literally cannot fathom going without my nightly shower.
that's like a 20 hour drive bud just go to winnipeg instead so you don't have to go to t*ronto
heeming chugs just isn't the same as heeming /cric/s
Tavares is overrated shit
based Ken from Kenora
>barzal 50
generous to even get that given how biased hockey writers are against this team
they have to overrate all the laff players so the deluded retards dont start seething
The writers know that their fans are animefags and justly bully you
>animefags
im literally the only one.
Why avoid that? Do they hate having fun?
>bringing shame to an entire franchise
Literally Randy tier
im not though. unlike randy I dont post his 3-5 frogs every thread
Disney has nothing to do with Ducks ownership anymore. The team has been owned by a married couple for more than a decade now. They changed it from the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim to the Anaheim Ducks because they wanted to lessen the Disney brand/association, not because Disney still owned the Mighty Ducks name and told them not to use it. They could change back to the Mighty Ducks and the original uniforms if they wanted.
They will have to when the whole degenerate state of California is under water, or a lone rocket from China destroys it.
>I dont post his 3-5 frogs every thread
Where does this meme even come from?
Point out the last /hoc/ thread with more than one.
yeah but t*ronto sucks (gta makes all of ontario look bad) and people in winnipeg are nicer no need to heem anybody
still waiting for a once stanley cup championship team to get another chance
good.
>being a randy apologist
>in the Year of Our Risen Lord MMXIX
literally the previous thread
I just don't get the obsession with it when I never see it. People talk about it happening way more than it happens.
I don't think either scenario is very likely
San Andreas Fault is about to pop any minute now
>n-word pass
>suicidal flyers poster
>coffee poster
>music poster
>coffee poster
>nashville poster
>drug poster
>he's behind it all, I know he is
Slow down buddy
n word drug,coffee and music poster here, ama
>They could change back to the Mighty Ducks and the original uniforms if they wanted.
SO FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
FOR GOD'S SAKE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
D2: Mighty Ducks of Anaheim Boogaloo
someone posted N last thread and it got deleted. seems like jannies started doing that recently.
>n-word pass
>music apu
based
>coffee apu
cringe
>drug apu
big cringe
I have it on good authority that Montreal is going to be able to sign Laine AND Point.
Lads I think the solid 7 I hooked up with last night wants to be my gf
fuck that missed field goal is hurting my lions
laine could be going to the isles. i think that would be wise of them to trade, lets say, leddy, bellows, a 1st and two later round picks for laine
GET OUT NORMIE
>having casual sex outside of a committed relationship
degenerate, and absolutely NOT /hoc/-approved behavior
Haven’t had a gf in a long time and it would take away too much /hoc/ time
based REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEposter
>and it would take away too much /hoc/ time
you absolute fucking retarded madman
We didn’t have sex we just made out and I fingered her in the parking lot by the dumpsters.
can’t spend a day without my bros
does she take it up the poop chute?
>We didn’t have sex we just made out and I fingered her in the parking lot by the dumpsters.
Holy fuck, I thought you were just shitposting yesterday.
>3-0
Exciting CFL action!
its 3-3, dummy.
I may find out one day finlan
but user, thats the best kind of Saturday
Imagine even considering for a second that a girl who let some guy she just kinda knows shove his fingers up her cooter behind A FUCKING DUMPSTER might be relationship material.
God help you if you end up marrying this thing.
Girls like it when you touch their chinas user
Ice are about to get thundered
yea imagine how terrible it would be to be stuck in a loveless marriage
And your family likes it if you do that to a girl after having properly evaluated her and gone through the process of courting her, not just "she let me do it with her behind A FUCKING DUMPSTER."
Don’t think I’ll let her dad or brother know about it lad. Her brother could probably kick my ass but he’s a good dude.
your dad wouldnt like it if you confirmed with him you are straight?
Maybe user has an animal magnetism that she just couldn't resist
If you were my friend irl I wouldn't blow up your spot, but I would just keep whispering "a fucking dumpster" to you at least once each time I saw you.
who /borderline/ here?
There are more respectable ways to let him know that.
Damn, never considered that...
donnie iris is the shit
don't recognize that name
user has the kavorka like kramer
loading up some dude into the water pipe
Government dude or from the Russian?
I can picture bulju dealing weed on the streets of Edmonton and just telling people that he's Russian and being convinced that that'll be enough for them to not know it's him.
from the russian guy. its so fresh and sticky. looks like something out of a high times magazine.
you now remember crab
>yes it is
perth thunder vs melbourne ice tonight
doozie of a cfl game on rn
Who’s /ours/
Thanks for the reminder, lad.
For me, it's Perth.
Why can't Canada just FUCK. OFF???
perth
HOLY SHIT LUCK RETIRED
can you believe this?
i drafted him 3 days ago AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why the fuck don't any of the Commonwealth countries know what "quotation marks" are?
They're not "inverted commas" for fuck's sake, they have their own name.
his secret is axe body spray
uhm" no sweetie" pretty sure you,re wrong.
Crosby jersey in the stands
Why is there a stick girl wearing a Teds jersey on the Thunder's bench?
Even Australia has its own retards
show girl behind the graphics standings ok thanks
just made an ALT lads (ass lettuce and tomato)
That cage isn't for her protection
>L27
No bears, so go thunder I guess
Rate my personality lads and take the test yourself molekulare-psychologie.de
Addies @ Newcastle tonight at 2 am EST.
It'll be Adelaide's last chance to win 1 (ONE) game this season.
the absolute state of adelaide
shit and gay personality desu
give it a shot, why not
SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Z
E
R
O
WINS
who's the fat dink?
>ice
Every /hoc/poster should be in here right now:
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>aussie hockey
SCAR
would
I want to see the rest of her bum
Going to bed lads, go to church.
when's the /hoc/ sticky?
When Johnny America wins the Lee for the Flames
*dabs in your path*
These are so tasty
What are you guys eating
benis
candy
lads..... someone just drove me home but I won the game. I drank 7 specialty beers and they gave me this cool glass
based German American fest
> boxers, not boxer briefs
G R I M
R
I
M
Would eat/10
SSSCCCAAAAARRRR THUNDER
Toby from Toledo?
fuck my lions :(
yes, it is me. My phone died so I had to wait till I got home to post.
I was too drunk to make the connection that it was obvious that i had removed my pants. RIP.
brahs I'm so drunk I'm sorry but I'm not use to you right now I can't make fun posts
Glad you had a good time lad
neat desu
LETS GOOOOO
i prefer american talent like quinn "skates around you" hughes
they put up a way better fight than I expected them to though
why does china make such good crime thrillers?
Y
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L
A
Ice is getting wrecked
tie domi more like tie DUMMY
I would buy that
my loins :(
We don't support Nazi teams in this subreddit BIGOT
temperature's rising
>8
>24
>48
Based
sharkies and flimmers are the only good teams in the worst conference
>Munich mentioned
We should send them a München Beavers jersey and see if they'll hang it up in that bar.
The Ice are imploding, lads.
Its ogre
poor tendie almost had that one
based thunderfu with the power stance
I'll give Domi credit, he did bang Tia Carrere when she was in her prime. But he was both an overpaid, and overcompensating manlet when he was on the leafs.
morgonkaffe :) *sips*
you'd better be watching memehockey with us, lad
good choice of morning activity, thinking about having a morgonkaffe myself
why did they stop making these
Only 82 more games until our misery is over, lads
they sent Simo Hayha to assassinate the guy making them
>ending on a road trip
yeah, i guess they'll want to stay away from home by then
>no home opener until October 12th
>13 road games out of the first 18
Gary fucking hates you people.
got 3 lava lamps going in the dark . top comfy
Just show more of the thunder bum
damn, i miss lava lamps. should i buy one?
sounds comfy
Randy from raleigh and kent from kansas city should meet up
why not? they're like 15 bucks
They haven't gone back to that same camera once this period. I think the Thunder's back-up tendie might be standing too close to it and blocking too much of the shot for their production team to go to that feed.
B-but Simo died 17 years ago
Thought they would be more expensive. If I find some for that price I'll pick it up. Thank you.
Don't look behind you, then.
Lava lamps haven't changed a bit. Thought maybe someone would change them up a little.
business idea:
lava lamps but the "lava" gel inside of the lamp is replaced with semi-viscous vaginal discharge
This is what they're showing us shots of, instead of showing us thunderfu on the bench.
>my own flesh in a real /hoc/ meme
YES PLEASE. make this the next thread OP image frens.
forgot the file
business idea: lava lamps, but with pucks instead of lava
She takes up half of both the seats next to her
looks kind of like shannons weak chin on the right
Aussie "women"
oh no no no
we got too cocky thunderbros
Some real winners
Reminds me of Rob Lowe stealing porn in 'Youngblood'
Why do irrelevant teams like to post so much on 4chinz? I never understood that?
There she is
I want to protect Thunderfu's smile.
QT 3.14
I mean just look at that fucking silhouette on the left.
God damn.
id put my puck deep in to her zone
who is this. that ass
The sports chiropractor for the AIHL's Perth Thunder.
Haven't you been watching the game with us?
no, i'm playing witcher 1
TW1 is skippable. Just watch a summary video for it. TW2 and 3 are where it's at.
nah, i'm already at chapter 4 and i'm having tons of fun
/mlb/ said fuck hockey and fuck white people.
>having tons of fun
How? Did you install one of the combat overhaul mods? Or are you just boomer incarnate?
>female announcer
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Did you lads hear something?
the combat is a bit clunky but you get used to it. i'm also going with an igni build which is overpowered as fuck and satisfying to use. also the characters are great, the world is small but full of soul, and geralt is a goat protagonist. what's not to like?
No but it smells bad in here now
her accent is hilarious
I think its this chick
but what if she has an ass like Thunderfu
what if
Smells like hillbilly
Imagine being the Adrenaline
STOP
IT
If it's , then you have Thunderfu curl up and fit her entire body inside that thing's ass.
IMAGINE
NO
GOD DAMN IT
YOU HAD A POWERPLAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Maybe they can get another shootout loss
oh.... meh
>Jesus christ, that's Lucy Bourne
Thunderfu is a goddess compared to these sheilas
You're goddamned right. I might have to stick with Perth from now on.
What is Americas opinion about swedish traffic signs? Is this one something you would be interested in?
just ban guns in that zone, problem solved
>Gary fucking hates you people.
youtube.com
Literally this
Had to take a lie detector test for a job today. If hired I'll have more nights and weekends to watch hockey.
lonely lads
Sigh another muscular day for me
*whips*
*nays*
That's a perpetual state of being for some of us.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ZERO GOALS
ZERO WINS
>tfw no gf
>tfw no friends
>tfw no hockey
for me, its half finnish-half polish people
Gonna dump all of my money into a plane ticket to Perth and meet Thunderfu. Don't know or care what happens after that.
...
*sips*
this my third cup