/mlb/

nyy v lad gamethread

>I hope players weekend or whatever it's called is discontinued
This. This is the gayest shit ever

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>deGrom
>gay
I agree

For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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Degrom is pretty much straight.

>girl hair
Maybe. Maybe not.

>altherr DFA’d
>but lol we shouldn’t get hamilton
A guy hitting .070 should NEVER be in a MLB lineup, especially if said team is in the hunt.

Jacob "degrom" Degrom

It should be Jacob "Please Trade Me to a Contender" deGrom

>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT

>rags

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>cusb

>mest

That applies more for trout. At least degrom has been to the postseason more than once

>cubs
Name me a team less deserving of a playoff berth.

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!! ARE MY CUBBLY WUBBLY WUBBLYS DOING GOOD TODAY????????? UwU

oh my god i just went to the cubs thread and Chernobyl is less toxic than that place. never again.

Yeah. It's pretty bad. Almost as bad as Mets game threads.

There aren’t any and they are tame usually. I dunno where damien went and I’m too lazy to make a new one.

I haven't seen any since nipscribbles disappeared, but they were the cringiest game threads on /mlb/.

Not really. Compared to the cubs threads, a mets thread is tame imo

What goes on in cubs threads?

cancer

Circlejerking like all Chicago sports threads

umpball!

>scuba

METS CALLING UP TEBOW

tebow is out for the year with a hand injury bro, stop deflecting about your shitty cubs choking another game away

TEBOW TO THE MAJORS

Good fucking riddance

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Is it happening?

Okay wise guy, who is replacing Althier then?

They're activating McNeil.

Will he get to 40-40?

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I hope so, would be cool to see

mcneil is an outfielder replacement, so they finally have a replacement for altherr. for fucks sake why didnt they go after hamilton

He's been whiffing on a lot of steal attempts as of late

that var sinson shirt feels out of place

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Does the needing a translator for every language rule apply to someone like Ozzie Albies who speaks 4 languages?

>gusb

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blease mercy

>the Tebow guy
>the Reddit guy
>the umpball guy
>the Good Guys of Baseball guy with daily video evidence

Cubs losing again.

Shitposties in the genny

They're going to get swept at home and then go on the road, where we all know how good they are. Cusb tank mode is on.

Fuck that guy (singular) with a pitchfork

>the Recker gal

It's been a tough couple of days, but I think we have to persevere

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>those videos xe made

Louisiana is choking away a 9 run lead

Louisiana = LA......

coincidence?

inspector gogers catches another one

is he also the "sorry" and "cubs fan here" poster and perhaps even the schwarber poster?

Every poster here is Jomboy

To?

Every poster here is Houspie

H'aw'a'ii. The bottom of the sixth started with LA up 9 to 0. It's now 9-5 with one out in the bottom of the sixth.

With the bases loaded.
Ooop, unassisted double play at second, it's over.

>sceubs

Based LA. We love it.

oh umpball oh reddit oh tebow oh good guys

Dudder don'ts

kek scuba

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dudder don'ts?.// an intriguing concept to the doggie doos//// perhaps///// hmmmmm/// let/s explore this////

God bless you Schwarbro

hell of a post, schwarbro

nice samefagging

>“Woof,” Joe Maddon said when asked about the Cubs’ all-white Players’ Weekend uniforms. “I’d just like to know who said this was a good idea.”

Hell, I respect ya

as a cubs fan i'd just like to say it feels good to be accepted by other homosexuals

issa boutta finna be a playoff run

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Good game, Cubs. Stay mad, Mets.

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as a cubs fan (since 2016) I'd just like to say it feels good to be a cocksucker

you gotta respect that!

What's so wrong with them? I didn't see it yet.

The helmets look fucking ridiculous. They almost look like Polo players.

as a cubs fan let me just say gay is good

as a cubs fan straight people disgust me

cubbie wubbie here ;3~

>full docket of games
>cusbs already lose
it's a good saturday night fellas

Mm well user, It's gonna get real good when I swill four of these bad boys

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Why does hawaii always do well in the little league? Also remember benny agbayani?

Godspeed

good choice but for me it's Natty Daddy

Classy.

Giants fans still call this the Benny Agbayani game
youtube.com/watch?v=mE54ld69x9M

You must be 18 to post here

sorry

sorry sir

>They say they're sorry, but I don't think they're sorry at all. They're psychotic. No human talks like that.

this is vicious

this is reddit posting

Based Reddit

Abr1000

what if I cant afford fancy beer

gogers is working overtime

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GET BENT

>Stankees

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Fuck you

Stupid fuck

My Dodgies won again :)

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Based dodgers sausage girl poster

cubs will be a team that wont make it

didn't they lose yesterday?

>be stankees
>stank it up

They won today :)

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these unis look like a spy vs spy skit

who is gogers

>lmao just call timeout when someone is about to score and you always win :^)
if gleebs is running on the basepath then you cant call time doggie doos. congrats on the "win" but really u just paid off the umps.

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That was the ump that called time, dummy

>doyers win

¡Ariba!

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no. jansen signaled for time according to the umps. he was granted time despite gleyber being halfway down the baseline.

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Ump called it at a reasonable time. It's not like he was 2 feet away then called time.

>at a reasonable time. It's not like he was 2 feet away then called time.
its only reasonable if hes not running. it doesnt matter if he's 1/3 down the baseline, the play is live

>Stankee doos

>we can only beat the best team in baseball if we cheat and pay off the umps

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Keep crying about it stankee doo ;)

im not crying. im in a good mood because my team beat the dodgers two days in a row even if the box score doesnt say so

doggie doos use umps to cheat to win and thus yankees are best team in baseball

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BENNY!

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>stankee doos don't know the difference between a win and a loss

STANKEE DOO DOOS!

astros desu

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yankee doodle? yankee doodoo

wrong thread korea?

>yaks talking all kinds of shit last night
>crying umpball because they cant handle losing a game

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i hope the mets go back to 4th

based kaapo kakko

>dodgers fans literally cheat to win
>think im crying because im a fan of the best team in all of baseball and we literally havent lost a game this season
lmao doyers

No

Keep crying bitch. But there is no crying in baseball.

All these yankee doodoo's crying puts a smile on my face.

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>yankees
>dodgers
who?

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as a cubs fan i am so sorry

comeback starts now

>dodgers fans making fun of yankees fans getting mad at umpball knowing full well they would be just as pissed if it happened to them, especially since it's those fucking yankees

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>Mets are still going to be 4th place in the division after today
OH NO NO NO NO I WAS TOLD THE METS WERE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON. IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THIS WAY, METSBROS. WE GOT TOO COCKY.

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it's umpball either way. astros desu regardless

>are going to be 4th
game isnt over yet, barves pen hasnt shown up. reminder this is literally their hardest team in the schedule still

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Cope

cocky? you were never good lol

#me too
>muh home games

falseflag is a falseflag

>MY CUBBIES
>MY CUBBIE WUBBIES
>GOT UMPBALLED AGAIN
>GRRRRR ITS NOT FAIR
>ROBO UMPS NOW!!!!!!!!
>ZOBRIST SAID SO

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ur a sick fuck!

I don't like the Braves. I don't like them at all. But I fucking hate the Mets.

why do people even hate the mets

How the fuck did Pablo Sandoval blow out his elbow? Eating ice cream with a shovel?

Because of their fans.

their fans have fun. whats wrong with that

theyre new yorkers

Their fans are retarded.

everyone has retarded fans though

>Max Muncy said he was doing a little "soccer" move at 2B so the umps would call time and not allow Gleyber to score.
>"He still got me good, it still hurt, so it wasn't entirely fake, but there might have been a little acting class in there."
LA is un-American confirmed

>reasonable time
You mean after Jansen saw him running and called time? Sounds very (((reasonable))) indeed.

Not Dodgers payola though, blame MLB for trying to make the series look even because the Yanks won last night and crushed their ace.

>best best reliever for godawful giants, but only get used in blowouts
>need tommy john anyway

could be . if its an ulnar injury then he is fucked

>Set MLB record for most strikeouts in a game
>Still lose
>Mest

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here's the rule, 5.10
>(h) Except in the cases stated in paragraphs (b) and (c)(1) of this rule, no umpire shall
call “Time” while a play is in progress.
(b) isn't relevant because it's about the weather, but here's (c)
>(c) When an accident incapacitates a player or an umpire

going off this
Muncy literally flopped to get that call, it wasn't Jansen. Seems like the baserunners' activity or placement doesn't affect when the ump can call time. He saw Muncy flop, and he called it so late because Muncy took the hit, didn't want to get up, and delayed the call because of it

tl;dr: bush league shit

go away zombie idols

>mets

every basketball player does this shit.

Slowly but surely....

Let's all just take a breather...

Hollywood pussies

Go Dodgers! :-)

>Yaks

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Let's just relax take it down a notch

We're all friends here

PETE
E
T
E

Mother of barves

All this Mets cheering for getting the lead makes me excited knowing just how disappointed they'll sound when they lose it

Hes has now tied carlos beltran for the most home runs in a season for a met

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>mets win
>still miss the postseason
and knowing the mets will probably get worse the following season somehow

well, they did just fuck up frieds night. they have to go to the bullpen regardless

I AM SEETHING

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Idiot

fool

twitter.com/NBCSCubs/status/1165355476323897344
This is why we want an electronic strike zone.

went over the plate

Where is your plate located? Because it's not the one at the game.

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video shows it went over the plate

Acuna has an emoji in his players weekend jersey

I’m becoming a grandpa

It was a strike.

No it didn't.

see

>Have to rely on Umpball to beat the Cubs
As expected

i can't wait til robo umps get implemented and these cubs fans still have to watch their team lose and they have no choice but to shut the fuck up

the cusb arent making the playoffs and they can only blame themselves

>Jash Daanalson

>Robo umps implemented
>Cubs win the world series because they can't get umped at the plate
Your tears will be delicious.

i wish this was satire but cusbs fans actually believe this

Yeah I thought it was a falseflag for a second but then immediately put it to cubbys delusion.

Can't wait for the robo umps so we can finally win again

robo umpires are dumb

as a cubs fan, i know to an absolutely certainty that there is a conspiracy in which the umps only make bad calls against MY CUBBY WUBBYS >:0 and i'm so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh just wait for the roboumps

>robo umps
I know you were joking but for anyone who wants robo umps if its 2 strikes in a pressure situation and the batter looks at a borderline pitch cus he was too pussy to swing then he should be rewarded? Fuck that. theres intangibles to the ebb and flow of a game that cant be accounted by anything but human discernment. We could do without replay too. A runner groundsout and everyone celebrates while running to the dugout but then we just do a 180 which ruins the tempo and emotion of the game.

Cant wait for the robo umps to let the cubs run away with it

those are the kind of announcers that breed whiny fans

this one is gonna put them over the edge

this

>have no choice but to shut the fuck up
dream on, they'll find a way to be as annoying as always

Once we get the objective umps we win

THEYRE OUT TO HURT MY CUBBLY WUBBLYS WHYYYYYYYYYYYY WHY ARE THEY SO MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Manfred has it out for the cubs because he doesn't want another dynasty situation it makes sense

shut up the cubs arent even playing.

cubs keep losing
cardinals keep winning
what more could a fan ask for?

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>mest

its the fucking braves.

tell this fag to sack up already then

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oh i thought the braves suck though

Cubs dominating /mlb/ even though they aren't playing.

the braves do not suck. they are a good team. I'll admit that. The mets are trying but theyre fucking up their own ways of winning. it just sucks that its happening late in the season and during a chase

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Can I get a woop woop

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>The mets are trying but theyre fucking up their own ways of winning.
>The mets are trying but theyre fucking up their own ways of winning.
>The mets are trying but theyre fucking up their own ways of winning.

>i have no argument so i will greentext

MARINERS!

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yeah i thought for sure the mets were gonna win last night. especially when they had the winning run at 3rd against newcomb

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slow as fuck baserunner wtf

based MARINERS! poster where have you been

>fucking up their own ways of winning
oh gosh i hate that

yes user, everyone isnt perfect

This is insanity

BAY BRIDGE BASEBALL

i bet you've called the dodgers chokers at least once

Stop being logical.

His head will pop.

Are the Rangers legit?

Interesting

eh? 50/50

been watching the Mariners lose

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lol xD

Retard fuck

Die idiot

GG, Sox Bros

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>shane greene closing
>4 run lead

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GO CUHBEHS GO BEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#NOBEEFHOTDOGS#BASEDOPTION

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Fat fuck. Retard

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED

GO BEARS GO CUHBEHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta respect that enthusiasm schwarbro

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this is unbridled absurdity

>it's the mest
your fears were unfounded

NO MORE BEEF HOT DOGS AND CRUELTY TO COWS, TAKE THE ONIONS OPTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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LOL ONIONS IS FILTERED

Welcome to Yea Forums based bro

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>Mets in 4th place
HAHAHAHA ALL THAT WINNING FOR NOTHING

What an embarrassing season
>”best pitching rotation in club history
>”the Nl west is theirs to win this year”
Much disappointment

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Tough loss. Atlanta and LA are pretty much the toughest teams left. Get back at it tomorrow. Fix this homestand with a good series against the cusb

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mest kek
>We're winning the division!
this reddit zoomer fucking off for good will be a sweet treat

As a Schwarbro, I gotta wish you luck. You'll need it schwarbro

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1.5 GUYS OUT

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good game bravesbros, couldn't have lost to a better team. it's not fair that only one team can win in this sport. all my eastbros are looking good. hope you guys go all the way this year.

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>mest
shit franchise
shit fans
shit city

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Big september
streamable.com/rer7b

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bg rangers
Nova deserved better

>tfw not atlanta fan
looks like they're the team to beat. once my mets are out i might hop on the atlanta hype train

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>looks like they're the team to beat. once my mets are out i might hop on the atlanta hype train

Mother of god.

I didn’t say they were winning division. They aren’t a team to win it. Wild card is still a possibility

>tfw metties bravos broship

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Hello falseflagger we meet again

This has to be a falseflag

>bravets b'ship

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It is.

The falseflagger is the schwarber poster and erg

>tfw they think my bravos aren't going all the way

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Hey dullahan you forgot your clown costume

this general gets worse every time i see it

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GG Bravesbros. It was a tough one but hey someone's gotta win right. Well I'm glad it was a formidibale opponent some might say one of the best. Looks like I got a side team this year after all.

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damn, I'd eat her asshole

Dullahan shut up

Bravemetjets!

>tfw will never be bravosbro

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Sigh.... ugh. Looks like the Braves are going all the way this year. I'm stuck rooting for the bad bad BAD Mets! Ugh... I wish we had something good ONE TIME! Just get me to Jets...... that's all I ask...

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Urg

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BRAVES/ASTROS IT IS

Two of my favorite teams after the Metties of course.

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im just gonna trip from now on

Here we go Metsies here we go *clap clap*

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this shit isnt even cool. stop

This.

>mad
>at the mets

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GACKT METS URGLE

>thotposting
YIKES

>all these falseflaggers mad at the mets
I can smell your fear

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nigger stop. You are using my fucking filenames and impersonating me. This is downright wrong

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...SIGH... The braves are so much better than my Mets. I hope they go all the way urk...

yeah this person is a psycho for literally trying to immitate someone
shut the fuck up

GG Braves looks like the better team one. Well I hope my dumbass Mets learned a lesson. Never mess with the big dog.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP.

kek wheeze

>edwin diaz
mets got the market cornered on gutless cowards

i'm sick and TIRED of this general, i'm going to another website

...SIGH...GAH...GACKT...URKEL...

Urg

>7 in a row

>lol Mests

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>mest

Fellow Metsbros, it's time for us to admit that we got way too cocky... The season is over. We probably won't even finish above .500.

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GG Bravesbro it was a good contest but you can't win em all. I respect what y'all doing over there and hope to be a fan soon.

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>Bavres celebrating beating the mets

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This this this! As if anyone could stop the unstoppable Mets. World Series Champs in July Bay-Bee!

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They killed my beautiful sugar

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The absolute state

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This is psychotic

Stop picking on the Mets they have a better record than you.

Mettie Jetties

name a worse trade this year

>this year
it's one of the worst trades in recent memory

Cartarded

Cartarded kek!

James Shields lol

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

it's probably one of the worst all time trades, even if Cano has a couple good years left in the tank and the prospects don't amount to much. just based on the price they paid for a radioactive contract.

Let us all just relax....maybe grab some refreshments...

Let's not, nigger.

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Sorry

We are all friends

Shut up and turn your VPN off leaf fag.

Welp. It finally happened, I had to dump the New York Mets. I was a fan since before the 1986 world championship, ordered every alternate jersey from MLB.com, watched the demolition of Shea Stadium, subscribed to Mets Magazine and highlighted my favorite players with the classic neon yellow highlighter we used back in school, I did everything to support this team. But, now, I’m just tired of it. I’m tired of staying up all night on Yea Forums trying to defend all of the Mets’ blunders, the countless broken promises, the way the GM bent the knee to the Wilpons, and his obstinate refusal to do a much-needed rebuild. I am tired of always being stressed out, wondering how badly new front office errors will help to keep this team in the basement of the NL East.

It finally hit me, this team has been exposed numerous times as weak and inept, so why am I staying up all night, every night trying to defend them? It is time for ALL of us to fess up, Brodie Van Wagenen tricked us, he made us all believe he would make the Mets good again, well he’s NOT and I’m tired of pretending he is, I’ve spent nearly every night over the past seven months trying to defend him, and I’m exhausted, irritated and lacking so much rest.

IT’S OVER, I’m sick of it! The Yankees are currently thirty-seven games over .500 this year, and we may as well grab our Yankees jerseys and show off our Pinstripe Pride here in 2019. Now I am going to rest easy and catch up on some very much-needed sleep, but not before putting my Mets hat into the trash can.

Finally, peace.

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Someone get gogers

Who is this "dirt"?

You were never a Mets fan if you’ve ever had that attitude

I would like to inquire some information about DIRT

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ugg

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hm spa hm spa

Mets!

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astros desu

oh the mets lost? yeah go astros

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Ladies and gentlemen, your fourth place New York Mets!

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For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers

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Houspie is in a shoot

Say sike right now

I got a job and I like it

sick of seeing people bad mouth jules on here. ive been a fan of her uplighting music and positive life outlook

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Based.

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It's evening /mlb/
youtube.com/watch?v=pGiBbEqqzXM

Did your team's uniform embrace the light, or darkness?

A CUTE

>cusb
>stanks
>mest
>ray
good day desu

Her boyfriend Heechul taking that video

Just because their is a goalie does not mean you cant score user.

We should host a community event to boost camaraderie

So how about those A's postseason chances

>missed the metsies game tonight
>see four braves runs in the 8th and 9th
Who was the big loser giving up those runs frens?

They still have a shot. The rays lost tonight

They swept the Mighty Yanks, you know. Might have heard about it?

Zack Wheeler: 4 ER
Edwin Diaz: 2 ER
Brad Brach: 2 ER

>buddy.
>you that >cusb fan from /mlb/?

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Id fuck her
if you know what i mean

I wouldn't even massage her feet after hearing the stories about how nasty she is. Slutty girls have such gross feet desu. She deserves the worst section of hell how she ruined the end of Ben's baseball life, and also figure what her highly are going to feel and being ridiculed by their classmates about their mom and how she cheated oh their dad and is just generally embarassing to look at...

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Look at those sausages.

Pass on man feet

Falseflagger, welcome to the list

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im not into feet, so she has gross feet AND she is confirmed BLACKED?

>Edwin Diaz: 2 ER
Shocking

Chad NPB
Virgin MLB

Yeah, what are gonna do about it?

Bros.....

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these assholes are really getting to me

based
just wanna get a picture with ya

youtube.com/watch?v=RS4cyDLYmG0

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Bring it here man.

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this fucking wanker

Devers is more like Vlad Geurrero than Jr is.

Do you think Vlad realizes this?

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based cubyals..

>cusb

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kek what even is this picture?! fritos lmao! sierra mist I haven't seen that in a hot minute! what a time!

I recognize the first guy they show after the strike out.
youtube.com/watch?v=aiyQmKLgVsI

man what a great couple of years it was watching the royals in the series. god, good days. I live in STL cardinals fan for life but i followed them those two years. my girlfriend went to KC on business and brought me home a royals shirt which I cherish still though we are no longer together
TL:DR based

>the astros have a scrap metal dealer as a sponsor

it's texas man, what can ya do?

>Not the GL

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Let's send the Cubs to help put out the Amazon rain forest fire so the rest of us can continue to have oxygen for a few more years. Deploy them in the most dangerous hot spots. They're such good guys.

Back to the irrelevancy hole dumb hillbilly

Kent from kansas city
Chuck from chicago

>schwarber swinging a bat at the fire playing thuggish ruggish bone on his headphones
>strikes out 100 times then dies
good guy, shame about the fire using umpball to win

ok this is an epic post.

winrar.

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digits

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t.kent

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Based Kent

I miss old Yea Forums

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just gimme the old Yea Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=RVcCDRzjtWg

>you now remember Yea Forums

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Kent is a cocksucker just like randy. Unlike randy who just posts about his sunbelt team and needs to remind himself of a championship years ago, kent is a fag who needs to keep reminding everyone the royals are an MLB team

What detective work made you think my name is Kent
youtube.com/watch?v=IKs5OsT4dIY
It's not close

perhaps we should just take a step back and appreciate what we already have

Kent from KC would fit well with randy anyway. He sucks some pigs cock anyway, likes some “barbecue”, probably owns pigs and moonshine, and boasts about some rally shit they didn’t know existed for years

Randy vs Kent in a hillbilly fight to the death who wins?

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Kent killin em
youtube.com/watch?v=kur4nkKCk_I

Excuse me MayMay but did Reddit really send you?

is maymay the royals fan?

It ain't right to expose a man so thoroughly

Oh shit. Well randy has a big black bvll that can come to help, while Kent has like 4 old fat boomers he can use as shields. It’s the best hillbilly fight ever

Randylina royals

Maymay in a seeth
one he can't believe
all he can do is cry
"oh whyyyy"

who's next, loving these late night expose courses

Killem Kent, the country gent
youtube.com/watch?v=hir_MgO6InQ

Ol Kent ain't never had a chance

Its kent. Kent is gonna need to post his 4-6 images of his shitty photoshops to remind everyone his team existed at one point. However unlike the orioles or tigers, the royals are a 100 loss team nobody gives a single fuck about. Maybe it’s because mahomes is too busy fucking their fans wives

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Fart... butt

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fuck off kent your hillbilly cousins called for your tranny ass

farde butte

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uh oh! kent alert!

as kent, I do like this song. t. kent

1/10, looks plastic

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smashtic

This assunt on the Royals is undwarranted

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>When tonight is so boring, you just go through the 4plebs archive to look up old gamehreads.
Your team is popular enough to have gamethreads, right?

I work with a deaf guy and I don't know how to break the ice

I thiink I'll just make a note that says "hey my name's kent" sometime. It must be so fucking isolating being perma deaf like that. Like there's no glasses for ears

Matter of fact, I'll do it this week. He's a good worker, he busts his ass as hard as the rest of us. I don't even know his na,e

>there's no glasses for ears
They're called hearing aids or cochlear implants
Get with the times, you backwater yokel

her toes are long and she has a cute pedicure desu, i see why ben gave her a 3rd and 4th chance if he's into feet while he doomed his last season of his baseball career...it's bad as well fuck desu. But the mother of your children will manipulate you into making bad life choices against the fans and coaches decisions Though those fans are degenerates that piss in a big metal trough so they can see eachother's cocks better and get really horny before the game is over and going back out after 5 innings of cubs baseball(you know they never get there on and they always leave if the team is down more than 2 runs before the 8th).

He doesn't have that

I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE DEAF GUY'S NAME BROS

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Wish she would smear her poopy fartbutt on my mouth

I'm excited about introducting myself to the deaf guy
It's like talking to an alien
This is going to be cool

Dirt?

youtube.com/watch?v=vnLNn8bI4JU
Based

We solved the puzzle of dirt, but the man has quite a few more puzzles himself

LOL can cusb fans ever recover from their world series MVP being this fucking humiliating?

the cusb will never win a ws in 100 years in during those years they'll make fun of the way the ws mvp was a cuckold just as we made fun of ottomans and WW1.

sorry i only listen to songs with waifus dancing around on the video

sick em aj

Cuh

RIIINGE bro cringe

YOU CHOSE ME, YOU CHOSE US, YOU SHOWED ME LOVE...I TRUST YOU I TRUST YOU

(black male enters) YEA YEA

(jungle drums begin)

youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnfWD1I3M

KEK
U
C
K

Katy Perry ripoff loves black dick
youtube.com/watch?v=vnLNn8bI4JU

Katy Perry ripoff loves black dick
youtube.com/watch?v=k0BWlvnBmIE

WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER
m.youtube.com/watch?v=56Cqbk9CJz8
Thinking of Juianna as I listen

i love her estrogen dips extra deep to make her more feminine and fertile before Json's voice comes on as if her womb is preparing itself

JZo is misunderstood

Sometimes I wondwer what it would be like to really punch a woman

Try it on one of your dads some time

wtf

Would her jaw just dislocate and never get better

never ever ever ever

I don't think that's cool

be honest as a female, would you rather spend the rest of your sex life past 35 with ben zobrist or Json?

I think we're being too critical of of her.Why would a free spirited florida barefoot girl want to be tied down to a aging white male with sex problems when she can have fun?

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don't marry a nympho unless you can keep up

I'm 6'6" and 280 lbs with maso internet gf. How do I collect irl ben zobrist masochist blacked gf

>no julzo blacked gf

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this is a person's life not a game

My bad

It's sad what the media(they) did to white males. And im not going to act like it can't even be turned around on us despite it's currently benefitting us, which again why I say it's sad, i know the current boon can easily become a bane if (they) decide to do so. hell, /mlb/ is playing right into it in making fun of the white guy (they) portray as weak HES A FUCKING WS MVP ON BACK WS WINNING TEAMS...it can happen to anyone of any race. We're at the mercy of the (eternal) media mogul.

t. northside black guy cubs fan

youtube.com/watch?v=_rKDWcv_Lqc

motherrrrrrrrr offfffffffffffffffffff GOOOOOODDDDDDD THIS POST IS STRAIGHT FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

as a cubs fan im so sorry please remove my testicles

monitoring this post

this is my walkup song

this boy based
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>A's lose to Giants
>A's fans lose their minds
>salt galore

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youtube.com/watch?v=hjVe_PTODcM
wassup dogg

it's a blackie takeover! run!

PUT THE POUNDS IN THE TRASHCAN GUCCI DO THE DISHES
DONT NOBODY NOBODY FUCK WIT MY KITCHEN

Calling out all the green & gold walking up the stairs and showing the cars leaving the parking lot early was fucking brutal, especially for a KNTV game

damn this is really good

This is my walkup song if I have the reverse michael jackson situation and become black and thus become incredibly desirable to that wannabe foot fetish model that cant make it in the music industry- julianana zobrist

youtube.com/watch?v=mpHnfWD1I3M

BASED MLB PLS NEVER STOP BEING BASED

>im literally drying reading the last 30 posts

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LOL GNATS

we have descended into madness..... or is it brilliance...or is it madness?

we're scuba diving into the deep abyss... or perhaps...?

can we sue umpires

based cubbiewubbie putting the furry paw down against the umpire menace!

I TRUST YOU, I TRUST youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

LMAO

ohh boy do I have a good OP for the next thread

choo choo

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh LMAO he deleted it. Why God why do i feel obligated to go to bed an maintain a decent sleep/work schedule

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>he has a job
never gonna make it aj

wait for the next op

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I know brah, but I like my small but decent house. IM WAGE SLAVED. How do I break free and just live life on /mlb/?

AND THEY SAY THAT A HERO CAN SAVE US - I’M NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND WAIT

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gogers please where are you

early pls forgive

>cusb

Hurry up with the new thread, julianna is DMing picture of her vag and feet on twitter, i need to block her asap before I end up like ben and she takes my house(and instead of my kids she'll take my warhammer models which are the cloest things i have to kids)

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