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Brendan Schaub is still my favorite fighter.

Brendan Schaub? Now that's a fighter that refuses to eat pussy.

man andrade got fucking murked
her win against rose was such a fluke

Chael is too pure for this world

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who is the most cringe fighter?
(hard mode: no women)

I gotta say is between Adesanya, Usmam and Jeremy Stevens, god why are "nigerians" so weird?

His PUNISHED levels are off the charts. He will brutally, brutally end the career of his next opponent.

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conor wins the rematch

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Cringe

>Never wins a belt in your path

Champ Shit Only

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wtf

*squints*
mmmmmmm. This is the thread

>Jeremy "Stevens"
>Nigerian
What are you on?

I'm the student of the game

Usman

totally not damage control for hitting the old man on camera
youtube.com/watch?v=4rw50-UrWY0

Ngannou should be thanking Stipe. Ngannou's image can survive a loss to a Stipe but losing to a fat manlet like DC would have killed his aura.

I didn't say he was, but he is indeed pretty cringe with his tryhard tough guy act

How much of a brainlet is Luke Thomas that he didn't understand Chael's callout was a fake beef to help both their numbers? Came out swinging like a mark and shut it down as fast as he could.

this

Stipe being embarassed by the DC delegitamizied the entire division

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Are you dumb? Luke HAS to shut it down quick and rationally given how pathetic a majority of Chael's fans are. It'd turn into shitter disliking his videos and harassing him. You know this

WEC middleweight champion ya donk

He's not that cringe, he's pretty based for fighting all the time (has like 30 fights in the ufc) and having a lot of spicy heems. He also triggers plebbit for some stupid reason.

If Bum Luke can't work a crowd and take the heat then he needs to get outta the business

He got caught with a punch and redeemed himself in the rematch. DC used to fight at HW anyway isn't wasn't the worst loss. Jon coming up to HW and beating Stipe would ruin the whole division.

You're welcome Daniel

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the only members of the mma community pathetic enough to form dislike brigades are Mook Thomas fans

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You now remember Vladimir Matyushenko.

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you're welcome Daniel

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Why are you seething?

>Marry Kill Fuck

ANY other combination is wrong

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You're not wrong. Jessica Andrade was losing until she broke Rose's spine and psyche.

This guy is a fraud

>nigerian prince scammer scammed his way into ufc
How!?!

...

He literally won DC's heavyweight belt for him, in many ways DC was never heavyweight champ at all

youtube.com/watch?v=vKJnVsoaHCs
lol she's like a slow plodding shitter stipe miocic, except more athletic (can actually throw a headkick)

>KO wins over JDS, Arlovski, Cain, Overeem
>Fraud
Oh for sure my man! Real fraud!

None of them, you weirdo.

Can Stipe even kick above his waist?

>Fuck Marry Kill

Imagine thinking anything else

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Tiger muay thai tryouts episode 2 is out

He's older than 25 for sure.

none since I am happily married with my wife

Rose wins the rematch

spotted the no homo

trevor whitman with the kamura take down defense, i wonder if that was it from the get go or if they had to settle for it when the realized rose can't even come close to defending take downs like joanna can

The B-team girls are unironically hotter.

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>marrying someone who had a train ran on them before they were even able to drive, and whose brother is a pedo

Marry: Waterson
Kill: Honda
Fug: Loureda/Carano/KK/Grasso

man wtf is the UFC thinking with these ring girls

zhang is free money, everyone bet your souls

none since I'm happily fuckingthis guy's wife

rose got worked by fucking karolina

kek owned

Fuck Marry Kill

yeah when are they going to bring out ring dudes like you and I want?

Post pictures faggot I'm heavy into no fap August and hot thots increase my mental fortitude

Least with bellator we don't have to hear idiots like Wittman and Bisping

Luke Rockhold

last China card had some good ones

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Ngannou is a beast man fer shure

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none since I'm happily fuckingthis guy's thot while he's happily fuckingthis guy's wife

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Is it a coincidence that TUF Season 10 is by far the best season and that Brendan Schaub happened to be in it also?

Been a solid two years since I've seen this

>onefc.com/ring-girls/

Eternally based.

>She then went off to school at Andong National University South Korea, where she was a self-professed bookworm studying Accounting, Law, and Economics.

>Jina has expanded her linguistic horizons and is now trilingual – fluent in English, Mandarin, and her mother-tongue of Korean. She stays fit through dance and hard days at the gym, but in her free time, she loves to read and keep her mind sharp.


UFC hags literally cannot compete, what are their skills apart from sucking off the pink goof and doing hard drugs?

Luke looked comically slow in this fight, I think we could all see what was coming when Jan was just bullying him when they were clinching.

2 days from two years. Was last posted on Aug 26 2017.

>Luke's pirouette at 3secs
Is he a classically trained ballerino

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Stop projecting your insecurities onto others.

lol rose is such a fucking weak willed can

I still haven't watched this fight. I'll go watch it now.

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Reminder that Luke looked GREAT in the first minute, minute and a half of this fight

Fer ser

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Dummy I said the first minute minute and a half, not the end of the first round and the second

Usman by far is the cringiest

Most flushed gym of 2019?

Doofussport: Asscream, Woodley, Pettis, Punk

AKA: Luke, DC, Cain.
Only a mountain-dwelling can crusher is keeping them relevant

He almost had Jan down then totally gave up on grappling with him after the 1 attempt. I understand it's tiring but when grappling is your strongest suit you gotta string some shit together. But nah let me stand with a guy who has way better boxing

Fer ser getting KO'd by Jan is a munster career move my guy

lewk is legit flushed

did dana get the memo about china. we're at war

cyborg is a big dude

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If Schaub was active, where would he be in the HW rankings? Would they feed him to Greg Hardy?

wheres bellator steams at?

You're fucking retarded.

Yeah the fight went shit for him.

I said he did well in the FIRST MINUTE, MINUTE AND A HALF of ROUND 1, ONLY.

After that he went full cte, got shadowrealmed, and is now pretty much permaheemed with nowhere to fight but Bellator, but he was looking good for 90 seconds

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why is JJ such a cute ugly girl? def has that something about her

confirmed Woodley eat ass

Is this an actual question??

Obviously '3C' Cejudo

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Imagine getting pegged forcefully by the 4

Sadly, he'd crack the top 10.

The HW top 10 include a retired guy, a guy on a two-year suspension, and absolute shitters like Lewis, Ivanov, Blaydes

fugg lads

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As the fight was progressing he kept baiting himself into these wild exchanges for some reason
And rather than slowing it down once he was in them, he just picked it up. I think again he came in overconfident, dude gets heemed so bad

Will Luke ever learn how to keep his hands up defensively?

Fer Ser Luke is an absolute munster my dude

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>'that something'
it's called a hideous orc face mai gai

Imagine not eating that ass

>i'm gonna be a ufc fighter one day, m8
>yeah yeah, sure kid

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Not really, he just gassed himself out completely failing to get Jan down and was eating elbows in the clinch.

oh no

The entire fight is him just spamming high kicks. Homeboy can't box. Branch was right.

please refer to me as champ champ from now on thank you

His actual dad was shot dead when DC was 7, dude has had a shit life.

He was used to bullying guys at 185 cause he was a huge MW. At 205 he doesn't have that exact same luxury.

Damn, it's like both stipe and Daniel were both fighting to save one from cancer

wasnt his dad murdered? how'd he just die of cancer?

in contrast...
Think I was rooting for the wrong guy now

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As if Yoel Romero is a can that even someone from bongland could heem

step
I've never had a step-parent but I guess seeing as this was the Dad DC had since he was 7 or 8 years old - it feels like his real dad died.
Probably feels worse.

Wish someone would actually flush Joe Rogan

Tyson Fury could heem Yoel

Too bad schaub couldn't do the same

>Loureda
based

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whoa it was the battle of cancer

Is DC the only black man in MMA who doesn't mark-out over Colby's gimmick?

what's she thinking?

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I thought his dad got shot when he was a kid?

God i could use some delicious Papa John'sâ„¢ pizza
Papa John'sâ„¢ Better Ingredients Better Pizza

>Ngannou's body looks far better

Bobby Lashley apparently.

Haha, nice.

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*sniffs*

Pfff

Anyone above flyweight would destroy that deformed fuck

Lewis heems Fury

Forgot about that. They should have called on the stool right there, he was out of it the rest of the fight until he got flatlined

Mmmm fuck no fap

'Just keep smiling and pretend it's good, you can pour it out when he's not looking'

Cringe

Dana told them backstage before the fight that they only had enough of UFC's ultra-rare anti-cancer serum for one dad.

>Is that a monkey with a heart in its mouth topkek

>I wish there was a way for him to get rid of that dumb chest tattoo

Why do MMA fighters tattoo their names on themselves? Is it in case they forget?

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Early stoppages and and peaked fighters only

Stipe exposed him

Tibau

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what's she thinking?

>($).($)

*drops you with a short left*
*soccer kicks you as your gadooshed husk tries to stand up*
*hits your corpse with one more left before big dan steps in*

tfw no ufc

If Goober can get off the coke/whisky and make a successful strap run, it will be the greatest redemption story arc in modern sports; even more so than Furys unless Fury beats Wilder and then gets 2 of the other 4 belts.

bellator = soul
ufc = soulless

Based Costa calling out Yoel being a dirty fighter

1) Yoel pointed (at nothing, but pretended to point at something) after getting dropped and distracted Costa
2) Yoel got kneed in the stomach and pretended it was in the groin

Based Costa doing it for the Chads. Yoel is a nice guy. Me and chads like Costa can appreciate a nice guy like Yoel. But we'll call him out for cheating, too!

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Are you one of those mongs who say Stipe is the GOAT HW? If so, what's wrong with Francis losing to the so-called GOAT?

Nate
Floyd
Duffy
Artemij
Khabib

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no I'm not

That's a more impressive resume than Stipe.

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what are the odds that he has a punching bag with a pic of khabib on it?

when do the prelims start?

schaubs walk out
youtube.com/watch?v=pVHKp6ffURY

Stipe is the GOAT
Stipe beat them all too except Cain, who is a can anyways. Werdum was a better quality win

Is ass-eating a high T activity, or it low T? I honestly don't know anymore.

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Werdum win was a fluke.

Werdum is the goat, he will flush francis and stipe in the rematch as soon as he comes back

eating pussy is for finnooks what do you think eating ass is for

Depends on the ass, but in general it's high T

BASED

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So they've beaten the same caliber of opponent but one of them is a fraud and the other isn't?

correct

Stipe got lucky Werdum overextended and got emotional for his homefolks

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Idk I'm 5'6"(SAD!) and I eat ass

Honest answers heem

have you:
1) Punched a dude flush in the face
2) Gotten punched flush in the face
3) Knocked a dude out cold
4) Gotten knocked out cold

For me it's
>1) No
>2) Yes
>3) No
>4) No

Feels bad man

>5'6"
you can pretty much walk right up to it, can't you?

yes
yes
idk TKO at best
no

Chads?

Oh addendum, NOT in a mma/sports scenario, but out in the street

Do your answers still apply?

yeah my gf is taller than me lel but shes a framelet and her walk around weight is 123

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No
4. No

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Like eating a chad ass? That's high t if you're gay and low t if you're straight

yup

gayniggas cant be high t b

I was listening to this podcast with ryan hall a month ago about the value of competition and since then I haven't missed a day of bjj. I'm gonna be the greatest grappler

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Damn you pretty gangsta homie

> The second round begins with Romero trying to stay light on his feet, circling around and landing a few light leg kicks. Costa swings for the bleachers and misses, but as he chains punches together he lands a few along with some hard right body kicks. Digging to the body, Costa snaps Romero's head back with a right-left combination. With Romero against the fence, he opens his mouth wide open goading Costa on, as Costa unleashes a flurry that does not show any major ill effects on Romero. The Cuban paws a few right jabs out that disrupt the movement of Costa and keep him from setting up his big power shots. The pace has slowed down significantly, as the two fighters realize that maybe they won't land the fabled "one-hitter quitter." Costa, still advancing, puts his hands on his hips before firing a combination that makes Romero stick his tongue out at the Brazilian. Costa rips another left hand to the body, and as Romero eats power shots from Costa, he opens his mouth wide open. Could this be a taunt, or is he sucking wind, or is it a potential jaw injury? Either way, he sticks his tongue out repeatedly, and sticks to landing short shots instead of huge winging punches. Romero ends the round with a takedown that scores right before the horn sounds.

Sherdog's R2 summary of Yoel/Costa. 2 Sherdog writers gave it to Yoel.

Based on that summary you wouldn't give it to Yoel.

"paw[ing]" jabs + short shots +light leg kicks + last second takedown is apparently worth more than chained punches + hard right body kicks + digging body shots + snapping your opponents head back + backing him against the fence + landing more power shots

I genuinely think that because Yoel wriggled his body and stuck his tongue out during the beatings he was taking from Costa, that people just didn't score those strikes for Costa.

good post

Fighters Yoel beat
>weidman
>machida
>Whittaker x2

Fighter Yoel lost to
>Kennedy

If you want to discuss beta stuff like this there are whole boards dedicated to it; you dont have to bring that trash here

North Philly tuff Alvarez style

I miss werdum. Do you think if he had went down to 205 he could've been champ?

uhm Michelle Watterson's ass is hardly beta fagboi

>Kennedy
Huh?

2 bong and 45 bings

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You ain't shit tho i'd heem you ez streetz is ice down here in the RVA

anyone trane Bellator here?

Rose was fading in that fight and she was always going to get stopped

>Watching lelator

Kamaru Usman vs Colby Covington title unification bout at UFC 244 on November 2

sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/ultimate-encaminha-kamaru-usman-x-colby-covington-pelo-titulo-meio-medio-no-ufc-244.ghtml

shut up

That all you got dummy? Not even the same user, but you cringe af

pls b real

what the fuck the event happened already?

>Be me
Unironic stats:
>29
>6'2
>200lbs
>Black belt in Karate
>Brown belt in Judo
>Tournament winnings in both

Type 1 if I could probably fuck you up

JUST

>fucking chicks is beta

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Go discuss beta topics like "eating ass" somewhere else you cringey numale

this morning, based zhang destroyed her

i wish i could eat a cold, dead dick like a popsicle

Reality:

Despite Jorge's best-possible-scenario KO win against Askren.
Despite Nate's good performance on Saturday

Both of those two fighters together don't bring half the viewers that Conor does. They don't get paid half as much. They don't have half as much swag.

Get in line.
Conor is #1.

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are you meming or did you miss the early start time this morning

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yeah China is a week ahead so it happened there but they're just going to air it next week
there was some shitty stream posted and we just caught it on there, it was some chink thing, low quality

big if true

Leave it to the brit to ruin the joke

punished gooby is a great reaction image

>" "
you can't even fathom that it actually happens soiboi

You wouldn't know anything about that granted you're spending a Saturday afternoon on Yea Forums and most likely will be spending the rest of your evening here.

Hope everyone watched UFC China this morning and saw the epic Conor run in as well as the Stipe vs Bork announcement

Imagine a hater doing better than you lmfao

I'd take your soul

look i'll admit it wasn't my finest hour but you could have just gone with it, if the dude can't read dates he might've just accepted it
this is your fault. i'm going to find you and heem you sick of these condescending Leafs time to teach you a lesson

Greg Hardy you caz

Yup, quit my job and have been fat-Thorring it for two weeks now.

Gentle reminder for everyone dissing the GOAT:

>Conor would heem you all silly

That is all

this ain't mortal kombat, kid

tfw my gf ass taste like haluski

I ain't your kid, buddy

I'm sorry please don't track me down

>Can't even heem a pensioner
Yeah sure kid

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Translation: I'm really fat and love larping. You're a black belt in cheeto eating.

It's true he did ruin it. Read the first two and I was still fooled

did you find a new meme/image to spam to death

Yes to all. I never got heemed in a fight (38 amateur bouts) got heemed when spike tackled in rugby, the tackle was like when Rose got Sheemed but from a greater height and from behind as I was sprinting.

alright i'll let it slide this time

I'll post pics if you want

better yet stop on by and I'll show you my belts in person **wink**

Don't care about rugby nor your pussy ass amateur fights

I'm trying to figure out how cold your streetz iz fool

>colby unifies the titles in msg
kino

At least he's a black belt in something.

if he had wanted to heem the old dude he would have he wanted to teach him a lesson but wasn't going for the full heem effect

Unlike you you pussy ass white belt ass uber can bitch ill heem you stiff

>If he didn't KO him he would have KO'd him
Insightful

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Big if true

Does anyone even stream smellator?

doesn't even make sense you sound ridiculous

conor wasn't going for the ko, just the love tap

not him but that looked like a cheeky arm punch
not really stepping into it and adding momentum to it

Alright, I heemed a few guys in tournaments. Favourite was a TKO, wheelkick to the liver.

I said not your got dam tourney fights leaf!
How cold iz your fuckin streetz????

Dana will post a stream once it starts

If you can't KO a 70 year old man then your manlet self isn't going to do anything to me lol sorry to burst your bubble mark

the old man was drunk and not even looking at conor and he didnt even move from his stool rofl, get ur fat heads out of conors asshole for just a second would ya?

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Hardy obviously. Jon wouldn't care if Colby didn't directly talk shit to him. For all we know Jon supports Trump.

Undefeated, undisputed.

can we close the women's flyweight division

none of them can beat valentina and she puts on snooze fights 95% of the time

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High T

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So a record of 0-0 your streetz ain't cold mah dude

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Sorry I revved it

Who else doesn't even care enough to report him?

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>Canor is the goat
Cazzie

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Dude got the love tap and was basically paralyzed looking to his right for damn near 10 minutes, that small jab gave the dude shockwaves which caused advanced CTE he's recovering as we speak
dummy he wasn't trying to KO him stiff he was giving the old man delayed CTE and he succeeded because that left hand is still so technically perfect

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What is this
I just came to talk about MMA

>Conor ain't the GOAT
>Bc Bon Jones Bones is the GOAT
Cazzier and reddit tier tbqh

why couldn't nick be at nate's side corner during mcgregor 2?

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Daniel Daniel Cormier Cormier

Report the loser for what purpose? It's been at it for 4 years now. Yea Forums is his entire life, this is what he wakes up thinking of and the last thing he sees before going to bed.

>eat pussy
Most women consider doing that to be pretty beta. Not only Asian women, women everywhere.

I actually checked out the thread and was impressed by the size of his hog

Can confirm that it's some jobless Scandinavian tosser with no life prospects besides being an anime imageboard presence

>eating pussy for the female's sake
kek, now THAT's onions

Women have refused to fuck unless I eat them out. Am I just a beta?

'Daniel Cormier' Daniel Cormier
or
Daniel 'Daniel Cormier' Cormier

Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)23:41:39 No.94977503â–¶

Daniel Daniel Cormier Cormier

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Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)23:41:42 No.94977504â–¶ Report the loser for what purpose? It's been at it for 4 years now. Yea Forums is his entire life, this is what he wakes up thinking of and the last thing he sees before going to bed.

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Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)23:42:34 No.94977518â–¶ >eat pussy
Most women consider doing that to be pretty beta. Not only Asian women, women everywhere.

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Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)23:42:47 No.94977522â–¶

I actually checked out the thread and was impressed by the size of his hog

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Can confirm that it's some jobless Scandinavian tosser with no life prospects besides being an anime imageboard presence

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Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)23:43:48 No.94977539â–¶

>eating pussy for the female's sake
kek, now THAT's onions

4 years of being a documented failure.

Hi all, new to Yea Forums and Yea Forums in general actually.

Came here to say just ONE thing.

Your greatest MMA artist of all time Connor McGregor got his shit pushed in by an over the hill 40 something DEFENSIVE boxer.

Your "sport" is a joke.

That is all.

Bro i'm going to level with you
No lie now
That's beta af and straight blackmail.

>Scandinavian
>Estonia
>American education

>Y-you're Reddit
No Reddit is arguing with your emotions instead of facts. The goat conversation is between Jon, GSP, and Silva.

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>Your greatest MMA artist of all time Connor McGregor
No one actually thinks this

40 is the new 20 dumbo

I don't really care where you're actually from you jabroni, all I know is you've been a spamming loser for 4 years and you've not accomplished anything. Just being a colossal failure, even at something this simple.

hello frens
how many bongs till it starts?

>Y-y-y
I'm not limited to your brainlet GOAT convo candidates moron

Fuck off back to whatever general you came from (I assume it's pillow fencing).

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I want to know more about this. So how does this happen? Does she suck your dick voluntarily, or do you have to ask? Does she ever refuse to suck cock yet force you to eat poon?

>yes
>yes
>no
>no
I'm a powerlet but my chin is incredible

It's not blackmail dumbass

Can't be considered a GOAT when you have 4 overall losses, all of them being by submission.

Make an argument for Canor being the goat despite losing to a can crusher in Khabib, a gate keeper in Diaz, and having zero title defenses. Is it because he's the reason you started watching or some shit?

GOATS lose, cans dont

Impact on the sport would be an argument

Just curious - and no lie - what's the first UFC pay per view you ever saw

What?

Cans only fight other cans so they dont lose, GOATS fight other GOATS and as a result sometimes lose

>I'm holding out on X unless you do Y
That's blackmail brainlet and incel fuck

>Impact on the sport

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Canor has lost to literal cans like Nate and Joe Duffy. Lol sorry but you're out of the GOAT discussion with such a pathetically average record.

>greentext
>dana meme
>no rebuttal
Solid 'arguments' there and way to avoid the question

>Impact on the sport
In this case, you must rate Frank Shamrock, Rampage, Wanderlei, and Royce Gracie as GOATs

Your reason is dumb and casual it didn't deserve a response

They are seeing if you are beta. They're testing you. If you do, you're beta, and they won't respect you.

also: throat cancer (google it)

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Well its not in relationships, but yeah they suck dick but if you cum you need to return the favor. They never would even like give you hj without any reciprocation

Any wrestlers ITT? Please respond quick!!

50 bings till prelims
4 bongs 5 bings till main card

Those are indeed all greats

Hoyce can absolutely be argued to be a GOAT candidate

wouldn't call any of those the greatest

>no rebuttal
>no answer to the previous question
'Your answer is dumb and my answer would be so good but you don't deserve it so here's a dana meme'
nice try cazzie

>Am I just a beta?
Yes

thank you user.

Pick any 5 fights:

Matt Mitrione vs. Sergei Kharitonov
Vitaly Minakov vs. Javy Ayala
Alejandra Lara vs. Taylor Turner
Tyrell Fortune vs. Rudy Schaffroth
David Rickels vs. Yaroslav Amosov
Kastriot Xhema vs. Rodolfo Rocha
Nick Newell vs. Corey Browning
Austin Vanderford vs. Joseph Creer
Sabah Homasi vs. Micah Terrill
Michael Kimbel vs. Chris Disonell
Grant Neal vs. Alpha Toure
Khronry Gracie vs. Oscar Vera
Ricky Bandejas vs. Ahmet Kayretli
Timothy Johnson vs. Azunna Anyanwu
Aviv Gozali vs. Eduard Muravitsky
Jon Manley vs. Thiago Rela

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>Vitaly Minakov vs. Javy Ayala
You fucking turbo CTE'd caz lord, that fight isnt happening anymore

Who was the one that cried when Junk couldnt fight anymore cause he got injured by Meathead. Was it Big Baby?

No one here unironically thinks Conor is the goat right? Surely it's just bait right?

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Can I ask how old you are? If you're in highschool this generation's fucked

t. Mandrama fan

t. still no answer or arguments, youse a ho, b

Daniely "Daocs" Cormington

>Hoyce can absolutely be argued to be a GOAT candidate
>wouldn't call any of those the greatest
do you know what GOAT stands for??
there can only be one GOAT, and realistically no one but GSP and JJ are candidates.

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Who cares
Who cares
Who cares
Who cares
Who cares

Holy shit it was a Loser's Dad Dies from Cancer match. These stipulations are getting out of hand.

That's why I said CANDIDATE you absolutely brain dead leaf STFU no one was talking to you

It means you don't make them wet and you don't really turn them on, so yes. Either change your act or don't fuck women who don't get wet over you. Nothing wrong with eating pussy, but eating the pussy of some one night stand slag is nasty and you shouldn't do it just to fuck.

It's casual filter talk

Zabit heems Connor

women can sense weakness and if you obey their orders they're raping you

>I started watching MMA because of Conor Mcgregor therefore he's the GOAT
Yowie wowie

Jones is the Roided GOAT.
Bisping is the Natty GOAT.

Your argument had nothing to do with what goes on in the octagon and everything to do with the drama Conor causes.

Still no answer, and you still a ho

Pick any 5 fights:

Matt Mitrione vs. Sergei Kharitonov
Vitaly Minakov vs. Timothy Johnson
Alejandra Lara vs. Taylor Turner
Tyrell Fortune vs. Rudy Schaffroth
David Rickels vs. Yaroslav Amosov
Kastriot Xhema vs. Rodolfo Rocha
Nick Newell vs. Corey Browning
Austin Vanderford vs. Joseph Creer
Sabah Homasi vs. Micah Terrill
Michael Kimbel vs. Chris Disonell
Khronry Gracie vs. Oscar Vera
Ricky Bandejas vs. Ahmet Kayretli
Timothy Johnson vs. Azunna Anyanwu
Aviv Gozali vs. Eduard Muravitsky
Jon Manley vs. Thiago Rela

bear in mind:

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Yeah you definitely shouldn't eat pussy just to fuck a random girl.

Answer to what? I'm a different user

I'm sticking with Minakov over Johnson

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>Your greatest MMA artist of all time Connor McGregor
Great bait. I almost wanted to give a somewhat serious reply.

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>Women have refused to fuck unless I eat them out.
I don't think you've had sex with a single female in your life

fuck that shit i pay to eat out hookers

He actually thinks only one person here doesn't think Conor is the goat kek

Do it then you fucking dune coon, drop that wisdom on us all, and while you're at it, post your first UFC PPV you remember

I think you're baiting cause you're bored and don't have any actual weekend plans. I'll entertain you in the mean-time but I have to head out soon so ya gonna have to find someone else to bait m8

based

Why? I can't imagine hooker pussy tasting like anything besides rotten fish and you're giving them money to make them cum.

>kek
shut up dummy i was just talking to that other ho first, i know there's plenty brainlets on this board

Royce as a candidate?
Shamrock, Wandy, Rampage lol
Why not Conor or Trigg or Matt Serra or CM Punk?

get the fuck outta here

Also: if you want to have a private conversation, you two should use a hook-up app, instead of this board, kiddo.

Brock is the goat for impact on the sport and also because he one a wwe championship.

IT'S MY BOYS TIME. MAGA.

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Just got inducted into the ufc hall of fame for streaming a few ppvs illegally, feels good man

mfw

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Yes Royce could be considered a candidate
I said Shamrock, Wandy Rampage were greats not GOAT candidates
Conor could also be considered
Trigg Serra and CM Punk are obvious bait
Go back to figuring out what the word 'Candidate' means dummy

>he one
>state of mandrama fans

You (you)d me first then assumed everyone else replying to (you) was me

How is Mcgregor different from Rampage exactly?

Where's that wisdom at, ho? Bring your somewhat serious reply

Hey don't argue with impact on the sport it the only thing that matter. Octagon performance secondary.

"He one" a plastic meme belt for little kids bee fer shure mt. rushmore of MMA

>Brainlet alert
Do your own research, not doing the legwork for you

I would heem anyone in this thread with tremendous kindness, hope everyone has a nice weekend.

>You (you)'d (you) then (you) you'd me thinking you (you)'d (you)
huh

>Kennedy
>Pussied out of smashing communist Cuba
Why's he up there?

are yank women really like this?
Fucking hell sack the cunt off, birds actually like sucking cock, men get fucking pussycancer in the throat from it

>He can't read
Figures

This bong is high T

FYI it's not all yank women, this guy is just beta

Most yank women don't fuck

No it's just because the guy is beta. I've never had that problem.

Read this
>youse a ho

>Reads some innocuous opinion on 4chins by an American flag
>ARE YOU ALL LIKE DIS????

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Kinda disappointed he didn't try to smoke it.

Why did he punk out of fighting DC?

>youse

Do you consider Ronda the WMMA GOAT?

Because he wants to fight Jon not the beta DC

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>Hitler kicked all the kike bankers out of the country, threw a few in work camps for good measure and created a new currency
>Jackson kicked all the kike bankers out of the country and destroyed the bank of america twice
>Kennedy got shot in the face for trying to destroy the CIA
>Trump spent 3 years sucking Israels cock and built a wire fence or something

Why are political figures so pathetic these days

No he doesn't

Watch me get EVERY SINGLE ONE WRONG

Mitrione
Minakov
Lara
Schaffroth
Amosov
Rocha
Newell
Creer
Homasi
Disonell
Gracie
Kayretli
Anyanwu
Gozali
Manley

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>marrying any of those thots
>not amerimutt

dc might be an eyepoking cheat but he is also a good guy in a way

>the plumber thought about it and nodded in agreement
Then everyone clapped and the root said "he cute".

He said that after DC lost. The question is why he punked out of fighting DC earlier in the year in order to keep entertaining manchildren in wwmeme; as I understand it, he barely even shows up for the weekly show

guarantee it was the USADA shit
the man needs his medicine unironically, wrestling destroys your body

Difference between Conor and Rampage:

Rampage defended his belt.
>Rampage defended his belt.
Rampage defended his belt.

Nah she a ho like

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Exactly right. Rampage is more of a GOAT in a non-manlet division PLUS he had the GOAT TUF season PLUS he defended his belt PLUS he made MMA famous PLUS he got in trouble for humping a female reporter

Money

Difference between Conor and Rampage
Best selling PPV fight nights in History
2) Floyd v Conor
3) Conor v Khabib
8) Conor v Nate II
12) Conor v Nate I
14) Conor v Aldo
21) Conor v Alvarez


40) Rampage v Rashad

I'll put you in a scissorchoke, then heem you when you tap.

Dana was trying to low-ball him

>Muh money
You will never see a cent of it

His last fight with Hunt was a dud

Conor lost three of those fights and went to split decision in another kek

>Muh money
Yeah the *prize* fighters don't give a fuck about it

Conor actually raped a woman

Still sold over a million PPVs

He won 3 and lost 2, and cashed in enormously in a boxing fight that no one but uber cazzies like you actually thought he could be competitive in, try harder faggot

I'm a black belt in pounding that pussy tbqhwy. 2 years consecutive regional champion.

Look when you've headlined 3 of the top 4 UFC events ever, and you're the ONLY one who can say that, only a brain dead heem tier imbecile would argue that you cannot even argue that Conor could be the GOAT, but that's what we have here folks enjoy

>Jon shaking his head no and mouthing to his reporter "I'm not here"
What a legendary encounter youtu.be/93xu7vnXhdk

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>Yes Royce could be considered a candidate
>I said Shamrock, Wandy Rampage were greats not GOAT candidates
>Conor could also be considered
>Trigg Serra and CM Punk are obvious bait
>Go back to figuring out what the word 'Candidate' means dummy

"Candidate" means a VIABLE contender for GOAT. That's what you don't seem to understand.
Royce is not viable. He was a trailblazer, that's all.

Conor as candidate is laughable.
He's 10 title defenses away from realistically being considered.
Any criteria that Conor fulfils, Tito Ortiz fulfils better.
AND Tito had 5 consecutive title defenses.

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>see
>look for Tito
>find him
>post results

>Lost to Floyd
>Lost to Nate
>Lost to Khabib
That's 3 my dude

Favorite fighter female?

lol I have a black belt in karate and I can tell you it's a fucking meme
To get my belt I had a fucking slapfight with my little manlet instructor (I'm 6'3 he's about 5'3 at best)
Pretty fun

Stop being baited so easily

Brown belt in Judo is pretty legit tbf.

>Best selling PPV fight nights in History
only because MMA audience hen was bigger than ever - and that was built by Chuck and Tito and especially Brock and GSP.

Audience size doesn't decide GOAT. lol
If it did, WAYNE GRETZKY and MICHAEL JORDAN couldn't be considered GOATs, and that's obviously stupid.

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Post pics and make sure you smile for the camera. Also pose really pretty to impress us all because our opinions of you are important.

Michael Jordan was the biggest draw the NBA has ever had and it's part of the reason he's considered the goat lol

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I dunno if I could do it over I'd learn some wrestling defense maybe a takedown or two and just box for a few more years after I left school
Literally all you need to be safe on the street (I've got a good 100m sprint too so all set)

>and it's part of the reason he's considered the goat

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leave it to Sherdog niggers not to know that takedowns don't score shit now unless you also do some damage with them

taking someone down in a streetfight means getting kicked in he head by your opponent's buddies

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I, personally, have never heard a single person say that eating pussy is beta in real life.

>Michael Jordan

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It is. MJ wasn't as dominant as Wayne.

I kinda feel like that desu. I don't care, do what you want, but I personally don't enjoy doing it. It is inherently submissive and brings me no erotic pleasure.

AND WE ARE LIVE!!!

If you're getting jumped you're probably screwed either way

bellator.com/live

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STREEM MUFUCKS WHERE

I would have legged it long before fighting with like 6 men are you retarded?
If I had to I'd go for the eyes, maybe the throat and bollocks or something but fuck that situation

not the same user, but holy shit you are retarded

Jordan is considered the most iconic, worldwide athlete of all time, that's why he's considered the GOAT (in many circles).

You're an idiot because you take a purist, ''only the octagon counts,'' ''muh ratings muh money'', stance when it comes to the UFC

and to validate this opinion you bring in Michael Jordan, who is only considered the GOAT due to his worldwide impact and iconic status.

If you were to consider solely the metrics measured on the hardwood, using a similar "purist" mindset, why wouldn't you have suggested
>Bill Russell (most championships with 11, 5 more than your boy MJ)
>Kareem (most career points, same N of championships)

This was my point about Jordan. Jordan was way more popular than Wilt, but Wilt could easily be argued to be better than him.

I thought Mitrione's nut shot looked intentional desu

right here

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Enough of this canor shit. Fucking bum hasn't won a fight in years, has 0 title defences, lost to journeymen, and got the easiest path to a title to beat the weakest LW champ ever.

He's a bum, and what's worse is he's irrelevant. Wouldn't have hold his shitty record against him if he didn't put himself on the shelf for years to duck competition and grasp at his fading fame.

Nobody in contention for the greatest loses to Joseph Duffy level opponents.

am I too late to submit?

cringe

Anybody else here actively root against black fighters?

The next person I was going to mention was Wilt but I thought the leaf would come back with "hurr durr wilt had 2 rings he sucked" when really if Wilt wasn't the best player of all time it's because Kareem (and not MJ) gave him a run for his money

based

Conor obviously isn't the goat, but Silva had some questionable loses early in his career and had the longest single title reign (by time) in ufc history.

>bellator.com/live
>video not available in your region
H-haha, w-who the fuck wants to watch smellator anyway!

What the hell is a Kohnry Gracie?

Only against woke ones like Woodley or thugs like Masvidal (ok, he's not black, but same thing).

Coker btfo!!! ;(

It's not beta, but if you do it because a girl won't fuck you otherwise it's pretty beta.

Great rebuttal.

Go worship a champion who actually defended a belt, like Tim Sylvia

Just install Hola. It's blocked here too.

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t-t-t-tappy

So he is Royce's son or what?

Guise my name is also gracie

Absolutely

No idea. Never heard of him.

That's Royce's kid who he trains personally, 100% BJJ with no striking or anything. Gonna party like it's 1999

Bum Gracie? is that u?

no striking really?

his first pro fight was all stand up

literally 3 rounds of boring amateur stand up

Worst part of /heem/ for me are those white men that boast about how they could beat everyone up and quote their (no doubt embellished) stats.

Maybe I'm confusing him with someone else, there are a lot of Gracie shitters floating around

Oh snap, you were right.

That sounds absolutely retarded. Surely you gotta add in some strikes to setup your takedowns nowadays?

>no UFC tonight
>no wrestling tonight
>not even RIZIN or bareknuckle

what the fuck do i do lads? i'm not about to watch lellator.

Consider this
I'm undefeated

I could heem any here.

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I WANNA HEAL
I WANNA FEEL

Yeah desu
I like when the white guy wins

>super necessary

remember the last time adalaide byrd was a judge

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>3 hours of bellator prelims
um

>2-0 vs 9-8
uh what the frucj

The merchant fears the slav.

>the kike king

slavboys can't fight

The Belarussian wheelwright fears the Kazach steppe lord

She needs to be heemed into an early retirement for the good of combat sports

W-whatever, he still won the story.

TAPPY

Is Bellator doing one of those shitty split cards again?

KING KIKE

BJ Penn levels of tapout

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by having the same amount of wins as losses??

All jokes aside, a heelhook in 11 seconds is pretty insane.

all natty baby

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>Ryan Hall's blueprint already being used
MMA STATUS: SOLVED

What a sperg

based ref letting him be a warrior

Nice submission.

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DIDI ANYBODY CLIP THAt?

From Combate.

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It's the easiest way to submit someone. That's why it's so dominant.

Nah, Ryan does
1. kick
2. flop
3. 50/50
4. heel hook

i've been working on my heel hook all day

I FEEEL SO ALLIVE

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Holy shit

beautiful submission

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The break is indeed very reliable, but setting up a strong ashi garami in MMA is not easy at all. Doing it in 11 seconds is crazy imo.

The other guy thought he was going for a glove touch.

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Wilt played in a time where there were much less teams and the average centre was a 6'6 white guy. Dudes record is padded as fuck.

He has to pay a fine first

kek you're right. Jewish tricks.

I hate heel hooks because by time you tap there's usually permanent damage done to your knee. You can fight it and risk surgery or just tap instantly and hate yourself.

Bolsonero dabbing on the left with his Fuck the Rainforest plan is working out fine.

stipe couldn't do this.

>Bellators first fighter to be born in the 2000's

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leg lock fags need to be exterminated

>Imagine being this much of a piece of shit
Just SLIGHTLY under Bon Jones Bones

thanks for webm

>20 years after I was born
I'm almost dead

Friendly reminder to stay hydrated and do your gacha dailies.

Should have been ready to fight. Imagine thinking you deserve a glove tap before every fight. Just get in and commit violence, you fags.

o shit it keith petersons

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEM

Fast heems tonight

HEEM

topkek

Are you kidding me? Stream crashed. I missed the heem.

>nothing but decisions in UFC
HEEMS AND TAPPIES in bellator
am i watching the wrong organisation?

How many people ACTUALLY and UNIRONICALLY could do this heel hook submission like this guy did?

>protip: the answer is no one bc /heem/ fags are all incels

bullshit bullshit bullshit but the decisions means higher skilled fighters bullshit bullshit bullshit

Lights out, guerrilla radio!
Turn that shit up!

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NEW!
NEW!

Epic! Allow me to bestow you with some gold, my dear sir

Only reason Jon hasn't done it already is because UFC brass don't need him ruining a second division. Lhw was crazy before jj

they both wear blue? maybe he thought it was his own reflection which normally doesn't betray you.

kill kill kill

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Poo poo pee pee

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