MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday 24th August
18:00 Parma - Juventus 0 - 1
20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli
>Sunday 25th August
18:00 Udinese - AC Milan
20:45 Cagliari - Brescia
20:45 Roma - Genoa
20:45 Sampdoria - Lazio
20:45 SPAL - Atalanta
20:45 Torino - Sassuolo
20:45 Verona - Bologna
>Monday 26th August
20:45 Inter - Lecce
Reminder to keep it comfy.
Fiorentina (4-3-3): Dragowski; Lirola, Milenkovic, Pezzella, Venuti; Castrovilli, Badelj, Pulgar; Chiesa, Vlahovic, Sottil. All.: Montella.
Napoli (4-2-3-1): Meret; Di Lorenzo, Manolas, Koulibaly, Mario Rui; Allan, Fabian Ruiz; Callejon, Zielinski, Insigne; Mertens. All.: Ancelotti.
Post underrated or unknown pasta dishes. I’ll start:
>Pasta con tonno
AMATRICIANA
Everyone rates amatriciana already though, trying to discover some rare pasta dishes that are gud
>manlet edition
I hate pasta, fight me
for me, its pastina con formaggino
Pastina is BIS if you have influenza or just sick in general
>no LozANO
Watch Napoli bottle it like they usually do against Viola and Vlahovic score a double while he's on my bench at Fanta
>already two injured Roma players
JUST
Sure
dio cane
"let's take perotti at fanta for this matchday, maybe we'll get a cheeky penalty"
Now it's all up to Candreva
>that
>a benulty
>in favor of viola
oh shit, is habbening again fras
NO ERA but maybe ERA depending on new rules
>less than 3 hours into new season
>Juve already won the league
What will you guys follow next, EPL or La Liga?
OH NONONONONONONONONONONO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA
>nabule
>juvewinslol on day one
>new rules
They went full retard, now you can just kick the ball on someone else's arms and it's automatically a penalty. Even when we were kids we had rules against the based retard trying to pull this off.
DrONgowski
so any handball no matter how retarded it is will be a penalty now? so no more "deliberate" hand balls any more?
NO ERA REEEEEEE
Every year it's worse
Shut the FUCK up, padanian scum.
MY napoletani will win this
you literally have to cut your arms off to be sure they won't call it.
But then again there was a clear pen way worse than this in Liverpool Chelsea but everyone praised that hoe for not calling it
I don't think I like this new rule, but if they doing this now I expect they call every stupid single hand ball in the area. Is it the same rule for CL and EL?
It's Viola (pace all'anima di Astori ora pro Nobis) so even of you stop It with the chest it's a penalty
Astori effect is in full force
Good evening spaghetti anons, how come Napoli are losing, I thought they were meant to be good ?
insigne and mertens are L magnets. get rid
refball
>Napoli getting refballed this fucking hard
I really hope that Russian user from the other thread bet for nabule
Just saw the clip of the ball getting knee'd onto him. Unlucky.
Good, good, there better be more benuldies so my boy Pulgar can score
I bet for fiorentiina virgin
>sold Pulgar for Perotti
I underestimated Astori's spirit possessing the ref and Roma's curse
>rui is still at the professional level
why
>viola diving
is like last season never ended
can trevisani fuck off with this Drongowski shit
like the other user said, if you had stayed training and playing as a right back you would be a professional now. Now imagine a left back, that why
CRISI NABULE
CRISI NABULE
CRISI NABULE
what an insensitive fuck, what if one of their players died on the pitch ?
is there any one worth while in the napoli squad besides the man volcano ?
Fabian
I hate this ref
wew
based mertens
golazo !!
Manlet magic la
Serie A back alive
merteeeeeeeeeeeeeens
Please someone kill Adani
MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS MERTENS
MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET MANLET
LMAO REFBALL
why the fuck didn't I buy Mertens when Milik got injured
JJfags on suicide watch
penal !! era
>drago
WEW this is absolutely not a pen
NO ERA
referees keep killing VAR
you can buy manlets in your country?
Stupid fucking diving manlet, red card for that.
manleto
LMAO ROCCOCOMMISSO BTFO
This year is our year fra
Based tard ref
(You)
>all these retard penalties
When will lanklet keepers learn?
Mertens >> Merdonaldo
>tfw scugnizz in your fanta
yeah I'm thinking it's a pen bros
TUTTA POST GENNA?
is this unironically mafia influenced? why the FUCK wouldn't they check VAR
I don't understand, why didn't they use VAR for that?
Stop asking questions please
>all these buttblasted JJfags
Based mertens
damn Italians and their corruption again
This league isn't for me
how is a dive with no physical contact a pen? lmao terruncelli trying hard to overtake juve by any means
>dragowski
>69
nice
I mean after the retarded pen against Naples, the ref gives a pen in favor for Naples in return.
is this an attempt at a joke? like (if i tell you, i'll have to kill you) or are you just being rude
cazzies gtfo, corruption and mafia are our cultural heritage
It's just JJfags
The former obviously
except how do they accomplish it with our current society unironically. sure in the 80s, 90s, early 2000s it's simple. but now with twitter, facejew, jewgram, media, etc. it's way harder
>tf
>t2copaamericas
I know, Argentina is the same shit
sorry im autist denbro
oh no
ciro did nothing wrong
>Chiellini and Insigne scored (partial 11+10)
>Sottil getting a solid 7
fantafootball starting well
Cant believe they called that penalty
What is VAR good for?
are italian refs trying to sabotage var?
Viola's pen was a result of the new rules, Napoli's one is just a clear dive
>What is VAR good for?
helping nabbbule
Can't have JJ winning even this year
I've been saying this since the second VAR has been introduced.
First season was not perfect was decent.
Second season they invented the "it has to be an obvious mistake rule". Tonsof non calls and shit decisions.
Third season starts like this.
VAR needs to be handled by technicians that get btfo the second they make a mistake. Instead we've got referees with no accountability that at best get sidelined for a couple matchdays or just not allowed to ref a certain club. We're even using older. retired refs now as VAR, so they can throw around their supposed "experience" to boss the one on the pitch.
i think the emphasis should be on VAR and the centre ref should take a backseat position (although unlikely to happen soon). VAR = satellite footage with replay and slowmo capabilities while centre ref = FPS view, influenced by emotions of players and crowd, etc. VAR should take the FRONT
Lazio
Juve
Inter
Napoli
Fiorentina
Milan
Samp
Roma
Genoa
I know this list is bait but you heard it here first: Roma get relegated this season
Based mafia winning the league for nabul
*camorra
>referees with no accountability
either the main ref doesn't want to be corrected or the ones in the screens don't want to correct the wrongs. Is bullshit that they want to use VAR only when they consider it. I propose for the communication between the field refs and the VAR to be public so we can all hear what the fuck is going on.
it fucking sucks because then next game they won't be calling even more clear fouls or use complete different interpretations.
You JJfags can never stop seething
>Fabian
Just watched the penalty.
If this was awarded to Juve the league would be suspended, the new government negotiations too and there would be a parliament session about it.
shut up Catanzaro, Juve got worse penalties
BASED
FUCK THE SOUTH
You might have watched the football, but I just kissed a girl. And we both liked it!
>Chiesa a diving faggot
Yeah, like Krasic seven years ago, it hasn't happened since.
Also, GOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
LMAO MANLETS BTFO
>jjfags
juve is the most favored with all the bullshi. Just look at Pjanic getting away with blatant yellow cards
Ribery can speak italian?
Replace Roma with Inter and I agree
Imagine not having milenkomeme
Earlier today Gervinho escaped a straight red card and four games out for nearly deliberately breaking Pjanic's leg, retard.
>Ribery can speak italian?
Bff with toni
Ribery speak better any language than french
I see
this is awesome and full energy match , love you italy!
Juve will win the league regardless, if anyone have to be mad it's inter/roma/lazio/atalanta fans
somebody put Adani in a mental facility already
CALLEJOOOOOOOOOOON
>lolzano thinks he can cut it to the xi with casti there
lol
>"pls no piracy"
>sky go decides my 1Gb/s connection isn't enough to stream at decent quality
yeah, I'm thinking series aaaahhh is back.
>jewve customers complaing about refs
Ribery making an absolute meme of himself already
manlets revenge
wait i feel like keeper could've saved callejon's that wasnt a strong shot
this is such a fucking great match
i think we need to APOLOGIZE to Vincenzino Montella
if JJfags needed another proof that Napoli is gonna win the scudetto
how's manolas playing so far?
nah it was fast enough and really well placed
Imagine if boateng scored that lmao
Pls understand that a bloated shit software is needed to prevent pirates from getting it for free. Thanks and don't pirate, you don't want to help mafia, do you?
Any chance Napoli sign James Rodriguez this window as well?
Mertens Mertens Mertens Mertens Mertens Mertens Mertens Mertens
>james was subbed off at '65 today
yes
>CULObally
>Manuelas
Are these guys really supossed to be better than Skriniar-De Vrij?
dayum
>this game
KEVIN PINGS BOATENG
WHERE IS MY PATRICIAN 0-0 REEEEEEEE
Streaming sites are owned by mafia?
no no no no
>3 goals conceded
not saying is all his fault but still
They're certainly better than the entire Juve defense
Kino match
>Serie A isn't entertaining
>Serie A is dead
This game is KINO
DRIBBLY
DROBBLY
SCUGNIZZ
BOA BOA TENG TENG TENG
what the fuck is going on
is this a new era in /seriea/
ooooh itaaly ouuuh itaalyy greates nation of them all...., oh itaalyy oh IIITALY FUNNIEST FOOTBALL OF ALL!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH MANLET HEADERS
It seems only Lukaku can stop Juve this year lads
>headie by Insigne
the apocalypse is near frahs
holy shit 3-3
BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG BOATENG
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>this defense
Fuck me for not buying callejon at fanta
4-3. Fuck the prem.
Anons, I...
>SeriaA is a defensive league they said
OMG
>stream plebs
New sky spot is
>pls don't pirate
>TV piracy helps prostitution, drug dealers, mafia, kidnappers, murderers, etc...
>you get also 26000€ fine
>really pls don't pirate
I'm not joking about prostitution and similars, it's like they believe it
>Anons with 5 mins behind streams
this game
I am watching a pirate stream and I am not this behind.
>only
Have you watched the match? Juve got dominated the second half by fucking Parma, they're vulnerable this year
NABULLEEEEEEEE
wtf
>Montella telling the fans not to complain because this is a spectacular match
LMAO
for me it's Romulus
inject this shit into my fucking veins
plus all these second half goals have been so fucking good
Reminder that Montella is more cursed than Ancelotti, that’s the only reason why Napoli can keep scoring
Old serie A magic
60fps.live
Boot up this stream. Its ahead.
>TV piracy helps prostitution, drug dealers
it's a win/win situation tobehonest
Cracking opening day of Serie A!
i am closing this thread
let's go fiorentina
lel
gotta love nutella but only when he is not coaching your team
All the serie A games will be like this
Its only matchday 1
Wait till De Ligt Rabiot and Ramsey start playing
I hate Juve but they are infinetly betyer than last season
wtf lol
>the absolute delusional state of this post
GOOOOOOOOOOOOL CHIESAAAAAAAAA
thanks mate
Aaah OK it's what Sky is saying, not what you believe.
Well that's a pity ad
>everyone told Petrachi to buy Pulgar for peanuts
>Veretout 25m
>Diawara 20m
van dyke dreams of the calmness of kouli
Agreed
>De Ligt
sounds like Juve won't be winning the league
Thanks to the panama and romanian anons who reccomended this game to me in /Halal/ thread
>macedonia
It's NORTH macedonia fucking retard
So youre implying khedira and matuidi are better than ramsey and rabiot?
Whos delusional here m8
>How many goals do you want fra
>Yes
what the fuck is this game
Rabiot hasn't played in half a year gtfo
Why are late night Napoli games always mysterious and full of magic
it's afraid
He's a turk at the end of the day
nah IPTVs, which is what the spot targets, are unironically ran by Camorra.
So? Even a handicapped rabiot is better than khedira
Gtfo
It's the natural way the camorra operates
>Veretout
>25m
what the fuck is roma thinking? complete madness
Mate you are delusional
>calmly concedes 3 goals
I'm saying you're delusional for thinking Juve is better than everyone else this season
This is match is just like a FIFA FUT match
>Camorra providing sports games at a reasonable price over internet connection for your TV in good resolution
based and mafiapilled
it's actually 19.
And we needed to keep our tradition of shit french midfielders that has been going on for years
>oh I'm injured, please put the ball out...
>oh wait we still have, nvmd, I'll stand slowly and pretend I was in pain
Wtf, I love the maffia now?
>RIBERY IN
wtf this is getting even more kino
Who is better than juve?
>Camorra offering a better service than legal one
Literally the only reason it exist
Remember when patrician 0-0s were a thing? Yeah, me neither
hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback hunchback
>Ribery
Choke inc
OLD MAN RIBERY MEME MAGIC
>they fell for the "this one time I got hit by the ball 17 times in a single match" goalkeeper
They are better than last season Juve and last season juve won by a shit ton of points.
I highly doubt Inter can maintain their pace nor any other team.
we can ask for discounts on drug and prostitution then, i mean we are patreons
Inter and Napoli are better than Juve
lel
false
Is Icardi a cursed player?
No he is simply a dickhead
how can you make millions, be good looking and still be cursed?
Cocomordan is his curse
This game is kino
>Good looking
>gets to fuck El Cocomordan 3 times a day
Blessed you mean
Remember to bring your IPTV contract with you next time you need their services.
>calling others delusional
if he's not ugly, he's good looking
He's not cursed, just retarded and it looks like he likes being dominated by plastic women
>le overweight belgian
>le old man godin
>brainlet skriniar/brozovic
I like Barella though
Also
>Ancelotti
>Winning leagues instead of cups
Pick one
sword of khaine penalties.
>dude they replaced conte with allegri, they're finished lmao
>dude they sold vidal, tevez and pirlo, they're finished lmao
>dude they're literally 10 points behind and they even lost to fucking scansuolo, they're finished lmao
don't you retards never learn?
source?
Say again something bad about our boy, and I'll beat you up
Inter and Napoli are fucked once players from their ideal starting 11 get injured or need to rest, especially Napoli
finland is recycled into what?
bits and bytes
someone said something bad about Meunier's mates?
>being dominated by plastic women
sounds very based if you ask me
what sexual hidden skills does she have?
>likes being dominated by plastic women
Imagine someone unironically wanting that, it would be so weird to want a silicone-stuffed bimbo pretend she's your stepmom and punish you for being a bad boy by sitting on your face until the point of drowning haha
anal prolapse
>puzzella
Well lots of Parisian say bad things about him :(
Also I used your ultra pepe as a template! :D
El Cocomordan
I think it must be like having a personal prostitute
Very bluepilled if you ask me
At this point I'm convinced she put some sharmota spell on him and he's not seeing clear anymore. The only way to break the curse would be for Maxi Lopez to take the kids back permanently
Yes Meunier is in a dump with the club lately.
Originally it was a pepe with a finnish flag, I put a french flag on it, and then some lad put the ultra psg stuff on it.
she's into deep rimming
Didnt maxi just return to Italy? Maybe he’s trying to save his kids from the degeneracy
OH SHIT OH SHIT
ERA PENAL
ERA
ERA tbqh
Dubs and Napoli's train/plane crashes to pay for this refball
ERA
100% penal era
hes gonna flop at madrid again, it would be better for him
Obvious foul?!
>no VAR
so it's napoli wins lol this year
foul started outside the box, era freekick
and it's going to be Juve's instead you retarded customer
MAFFIABALL
>penal era
OUTSIDE OF THE BOX
not an obvious mistake :^)
THaat was pen wtfff
>sarriball
>winning important titles
im usually against juve is finished memes but this year is for grabs
ERA PENAL CAMORRABALL
No just keep the league looking competitive until march / april for the sponsor money
no VAR for free kick
no era penal
no, if you actually listened for once instead of diddling your canneloni the commentators explained "oif the foul continues into the box IT IS A PK"
so much this, they're gonna end 4-5th
Disgusting refball, fuck terroni scum
this ref lmao
>Romania actually making the most sense ITT
Scary
finishes in the box, but to be fair, ribery grabbed the shirt first
refball mafia
But we whistle where the fault start no?
VAR is useless
>average squad age of 29,1 yrs
do j*Be really?
I guess
Can't feel bad for Fiorentina after the refball they pulled against Inter last season
It's >Olsen, fra
Doubt.jpg
>"Uomo partita Sky?"
>"Il calcio"
they'd still need to check and it took way too little time for that
>said the tifoso delle merde for the 9th time
whistle where the opponent is brought down by the foul, why else do you think defenders tend to let go of shirts or arms just outside the box
It's so good to be back on /seriea/ after the break and what do we have on the first matchday? A ridiculous offside for TSU and that Mertens dive.
Yeah this is Nabule's year
Manlet uprising won the first battle
It's around 0% chance. Italian clubs always do this, and then they end up buying some shitter from Balkan.
I don't think the foul ended in the box, ref should've simply awarded a fk
hope tho'
I could shitpost about tsunaldo preventing juventus winning in a one team league
>Those highlights lol
Absolute kino
it definetely did end in the box
it did. do you guys like how i drew the outline of a cock i sure had a kek whilst doing that heh.
>gobbi seething this hard ITT
next week's gonna be tasty
BUT ribery grabbed the shirt first, on might consider that the foul only happened because ribery fouled the player first
>Napoli is going to outrefball Juve
Based timeline
Will Sarri’s lungs recover lads?
Hysaj let's go very close to the line but it's really a matter on cms
not enough ground for the VAR to intervene because they don't have the technology they use for offside for this kind on decision
Bunch of thief crybabies
h-he's so handsome ≽﹏≼"
>is going
Are you new to Serie A? Lozano fan?
Literally every single contender to Juventus' title for the past 8 years has outrefballed Juventus.
^ weak bait
seethe more retarded gobbo
Yeah the taste of Napoli players' ripped body parts after their train crashes is gonna be sweet
>Culibelli dabbed on by a shitter like Chiesa at least 3-4 times this game
Sure, it's gonna be tasty, not for you, unless you like the taste of shit down your throat.
Have an Ajax one for when someone makes fun of Matthijs
ive been watching for a year but i still dont know which team i should bandwagon
oh my God I want that ass
alri
Anybody that wasn't in the top 4 spots last year.
Last 2 digits decide his bodycount
He (De Ligt) fat
3 credits in fantacalcio, might be a decent meme to keep around
Last season was relatively safe, refball did happen mostly on CL race but Nabule refballed a lot in 17-18. I can see this coming again this year
SEETHING
already making excuses gobbo
last juve vs napoli game was a refball shitfest and the jjews didn't deserve to win it
the jjws didn't deserve to win the last 4 scudetti
The league was already closed and Napoli also got a stupid penal that Insigne failed
seething
Is prostitution legal in Italy? Asking for a friend
>concedes 3 goal to fiorentina
>they think they have a shot at the tile
OH NO NO NO
don't even bother responding to juve costumers, they've completely shut out reality to cope with the fact they support a literal crime syndacate
Juve got dominated by a shit team like Parma, what is your argument
Really? And who did?
I swear you niggers always have such big mouths on the beginning of every season and then you crawl back game after game into the shithole you belong
jewve is winning it either, you seriously don't think inter is winning it don't you?
Enjoy Dybala and Messi fra
Fake news
>get refballed for the entirety of the seasons
>thinks he deserved the scudetti
>Reminder to keep it comfy
Are there a template for these hooligan apu apustajas?
can't wait for another Jjust CL humiliation
Conte is not enough to fill the gap, Lukaku isn't better than Icardi, Sensi and Barella aren't Pirlo and Vidal, they're not even finishing above Napoli
Juve will win the league in February
People say the same shit every single year
>n-no this year it's d-different I swear!
I find him cute but not in a gay way
>Sarri is better than Conte
>Juve's attack is better than Inter's
>Imagine believing this
Yes user, Juve is the only one the received calls in their favor throughout the whole 8 seasons
And what's that gonna solve for your team?
Every image is a template if you think about it
>Piguain and Costa
It's fucked
Nope
the new sacchi barely managed to squeeze one goal from parma
I guess. I'm just too lazy to change the logos and flag.
Don't forget Ronaldo who's finished
Change the Dutch one to a finnish one and you can pretend it's a Litmanen ultra
How long until Viola's light-hearted enthusiasm runs out and Montella's smile magic runs at full force?
>not rating costa
Overrated manlet
Can't you cunts just stop falseflagging for fucking once?
if anything he's underrated
Costa is finished, they should loan him for Germany
>Sarri is better than Conte
Never said that, I said he's not enough to fill the gap, do you realize that Inter finished 4th last year, right?
Also it's funny how people always shat on Allegri because "every coach would win the scudetto with juve" yet now Sarri it's somewhat a weak link
>Juve's attack is better than Inter's
Ronaldo alone is better than all the United Rejects FC strikers combined
Inter *barely* finished 4th last year
Sarri is a weak link because he's a retarded boomer
>Ronaldo alone is better than all the United Rejects FC strikers combined
The same finished Ronaldo seen tonight?
Sarri is probably the only coach who wouldn't win a league because he's locker room cancer and turbo autism but not in the Guardiola way.
Sarri is going to play Tsu on the left wing and he's trash when he's not a poacher
twitter.com
kino transfer on the way
Inter got lucky that Milan was playing like absolute shit in the last part of the season
Vesuvio erutta
Tutta Napoli è distrutta
And here I am, thinking the long awaited first SerieA game would've soothed these people's mad hearts
just watched this
Based Mexican lad that says the harsh truth. Inter in the last part of the season was playing terrible and had Wanda causing trouble.
lmao get a load of this faggot
>The same finished Ronaldo seen tonight?
And tell me, what would the mighty Romelu Lukaku at his """"""""peak"""""""" do more than the finished Ronaldo seen tonight?
Racist
Score more goals, open more spaces for his teammates, not be a diving cunt
>imlying they didn't help Napoli so they can fuck them next match against Rube
Jokes aside this is the classic match where the weakmind ref gets influenced by the stadium, starts making shit calls, realised it and then goes the other way. Add to it that AIA is trying to kill VAR and this is what you got.
t. Romanista often going full ER SISTEMA
Spaghetti con vongole
If Lazio buys Nerman they win the league easy
>t. Romanista
It was pretty clear that you're a fucktard no need to point it out
Because scoring more than zero goals on the first match means he will score more goals at the end of the season, sure
Seethe
seethe more
Napoli
Inter
Lazio
Juve
Milan
Atalanta
Torino
Viola
Roma barely avoids relegation
Screencaped
For what? You're basing the trend of the whole season just by the first match.
You're stating Lukaku is 100% going to score more goals because Ronaldo didn't score today (even though he did actually).
I don't get it.
Goddamn it if I knew this place was going to become such a shithole after only the first matchday I would've preferred to see every training centers blow up with the players inside.
You subhumans niggers are cancer and I hope you all die of cancer so that maybe based Miha can survive by compensation
Ronaldo needs Icardi badly
Fat Piguain just ain't enough
Just because terroni looks the most like mexicans doesn't mean you have to ratet them
im not a fan but they don't play like shit unlike the rest
Ronaldo does not need pretty-boy Argentinian number 10 commanding his locker room.
Wait until they have all played 5 matches and a decent team until you make those kind of judgements
>Ronaldo didn't score today (even though he did actually).
never change, gobbo
It would take years for Icardi to build the same natural affinity with Ronaldo that Higuain already has
Lukaku is younger and stronger than Ronaldo who's past his prime
Ronaldo needs a piece of that tough ass turkish young stud from the defence.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yikes
Sleep tight /seriea/
Imagine rooting for a mafia team
turbo manlet back to /seriea/
kino
Fiorentina 3-4 Napoli Highlights
youtube.com
Dybala said good-bye with that last goal. Now they're stuck with CR7. Well done retards. Juve will never recover from this
I'm not disputing the gol's allowance, I'm saying that Ronaldo was still protagonist of several chances to score and he scored one, it means he's still perfectly capable of scoring and the team seems able to help him at that
Younger and stronger means better? He was younger and stronger last season too and yet he scored less goals
>Ronaldo wasn't involved in several chances
youtube.com
>will never recover
they were relegated bruv, this is nothing
How much do they pay you
Ronaldo needs crutone
He's fucking shit
Oh well, even the retard is back, I guess it's all ruined now
Sleep tight /seriea/, congratulations for spoiling the only good thing on this shitty website
>stronger
This isn't MMA mate
€460,000 a week after add-ons
wish i had a job
Clearly not past it
It's about taking the path of destruction, the same way PSG did when they bought Neymar. How's that going? You see, when they've brought Ronaldo, they've brought in the same man that 'cucked' them of the CL title, twice?? The same year Buffon left. I bet Buffon feels like something has changed. That people are different now. He hates Ronaldo. He took everything from him at that last penalty on Bernabeu. Sarri will unfortunetly be the one that is going to take all the blame, but hopefully in the end they(Buffon, Chiellini, Bonucci, de Sciglio, Pjanic, Dybala- if he does not leave this year- Cuadrado, Alex Sandro, Mandzukic,and Higuain). They need to take their team back and not let it turn into Ronaldo's fashion team, but it will come at a cost. What is it more important to you, bianconeri, the scudetto or the CL?
>What is it more important to you, bianconeri, the scudetto or the CL?
A GF that actually loves me desu
Just join a cartel la
Dubs and Lazio wins the internal treble this year
Have a shit on an instagram model
kek every time
This, i don't care about CL anymore
Icsrdi is probably the worst possible partner for Ronaldo in attack
He does it again the madman
Poor Vincenzo, football hasn't been fair for him as a manager.
hi serie A Inter lifelong here, any interisti?
Half of this general
Neither as a player tbqh.
His career was stopped short by his wife cucking him. As soon as that happened he couldn't knock one goal in.
There's an alternate reality out there where she doesn't leave him and Cassano isn't a retard, blessing Football with at least 5 years of peak Totti Cassano Montella
There's more inter customers that Jjew customers here
wait...what is going on in this pic?
A cooling break
>fell asleep and missed the 3-4 game
What a shame.
who?
they brought bonucci back, bought a midfielder who got effectively blackballed from his old club and nt and are now heavily targeting icardi. I don't disagree but ronaldo is the least of the problems in terms of the dressing room or as far as 'club culture' goes. His ego is huge but he genuinely does have a winning mentality and commands the respect of most teammates. He could've easily just fucked off last season and stopped giving a shit but he didn't, Neymar absolutely would've.
based montella making seriea kino right in the beginning
Icardi is like a striker from the 80s, only a finisher and nothing else.
yes and no
Explain
Not illegal if they don't find out
laws say it is illegal, but everyone close one eye with it, you can have problems only if you get caught bargaining with a hooker, the best solution is to use one of the escort site and and make an appointment with her on the phone, i've being doing this for years and it's alright
But this map says selling and buying sex is legal, only organised activities such as brothels are illegal. Same thing here btw
>underrated
read my post again, Prostitution is considered illegal and prosecutable as a criminal offense in Italy, but almost everyobe turn a blind eye because they consider it a minor thing, you have problems if they catch you in the fact if you talk to a prostitute somewhere, but there are many ways to get around that problem like using internet sites. There are dozens of Italian sites specialized in escort and nobody cares about it. Big problems can happens if there are minor involved
good morning /seriea/
Who /ti9/ here
>they've managed to make VAR even worse
good job clowns
user he's right, it's only illegal to benefit from someone else's prostitution (so running a brothel or being a pimp). Prostitutes and client on the street get sometimes rounded up but only to make them talk about the pimps, they can't litterally get arrested
Here.
Which 20:45 game to watch?
Roma - Genoa for the memes
Torino-Sasol and Samp-Nazio are the more balanced I guess, but I would also be courious about SPAL-Dea. Not that it matters because I'll either go out for a drink or listen to them all at the same time on the radio
What are the prices usually? Asking for myself
Noooo, Samp is way better than nazi, yikes. Umm sweetie. Refugees welcome!
100€ for an hour and you can get anything
>juvewinslol
Some French Jane Birkin regen
It's Napoli's year
How good are the 100€ ones though? If I have to pick an escort I'd rather choose a young and good looking one, like 20-25 yo
Give it to me straight /seriea/, how badly is Milan choking today?
>Paqueta-Hakan-Borini midfield
What do you think?
Go for South Americans and you’re set.
base price is 50 € one time but if you are good with the dealing you can spend 40 €. I don't recommed do it the first time, maybe on the second or third is better. There are girls in a range from 50 € to 200 €, you need to see what you are looking for and what you want.
>tfw no /seriea/ senpai to bring you into the world of prostitution and piracy
fras don't use hookers for your first time
not saying you will regret it but sex is something that you really should experience with someone who genuinely cares about you
I totally agree with you, but what if a person is 24 years old and has noone who genuinely cares for him?
did you try to make a girl like you? if not who care, hooker cost less
When I was a teen I was clumsy and I fucked up a few chances that still haunt me with regret to this day.
Right now I'm a weirdo with no friends who barely leaves the house.
I'm planning to study but if I fail at that too I'll be forced to do the whole process of finding a shitty job and a shitty house. At that point I might just say 'fuck it' and go for an escort once a month
Man, I literally found myself in your words (even the age kek)
Un abbraccio, fratello
I wouldn’t recommend using it in down periods, I would rather recommend using it as a reward.
As in, if you manage to achieve a goal you planned on, then do it. Same thing next time. If you fail the goal, dont do it. This way you channel the energy into being productive. If you do it as a substitute to real relationship and intimacy it will fuck you up emotionally.
It’s a bit like eating unhealthy food vs eating normal homecooked food. If you do it once in a while as a treat it’s fine, but if it’s the only thing you eat and you use it for emotional support you will get fucked up.
Wait until you do.
Casual sex and one night stands are honestly just as silly and pointless as fucking prostitutes. You need a relationship that lasts at least two or three months before sex truly becomes special anyway, when you get to know each other well enough and aren't afraid to say what you really want. You want someone to cuddle with and sleep next to. Hookers will just leave you feeling even more empty afterwards.
Guys seriously listen to this user, even if you think you will never get love because you're ugly or too old, keep trying
My first time was beautiful even somewhat poetical because we both loved each other
Not that user but /seriea/ is truly a special place. Now I want to try harder hoping the future will be better.
It will end bad tho
All good stories end bad. You wouldn’t want it any other way
I was 26 when I found a cute virgin girl that I'll marry. Waiting for your wedding night is the way to go if she's really exceptional.
I'm sure there's amazing women like that in Italy too.
Thank you Denbro, that sounds righteous
Don't think I'm precluding myself from trying to have a stable relationship Serbro, but right now the sex is a huge burden for me, and the more I wait the more it will be weird in the eyes of any girl, doesn't matter how nice of a person she can be.
We live in a period where kids start acting as adults and having sex at 14 yo, it will be almost impossible not to look weird in my position, it's just the result of the times we live in
>Juventus, de Ligt: "I didn't expect the bench, but I respect the decision"
Maurizio Sarri's Juventus made their debut on Saturday at the "Tardini" in Parma without deploying any of the new arrivals from the first minute. Among these, the absence of Matthijs de Ligt certainly stands out. Even the Dutch central defender was surprised by the coach's choice, as he said in the post game to the Dutch daily AD: "Of course I would have preferred to play. I hadn't been able to catch anything in advance from training, so I didn't expect to start on the bench. Obviously, however, I respect the coach's decision."
De Ligt went on to praise his defensive teammates: "I have to be realistic, I'm still in the process of being set here in Italy. The two who played today, Bonucci and Chiellini, have long been considered the best defensive pair in the world. I will have to take my place this season".
The Dutch defender finally focused on how he is getting used to life in Italy: "I enjoyed the first five weeks here. Physically it is hard, but I notice that I am getting stronger. Defensively, the requests are not very different from those I was used to Ajax. The coach wants us to play in advance often. The habit is more in everyday things, like the language. I know some football terms, but I want to improve my Italian a lot. I'm attending a course five times a week that is progressing well".
Fra, it's time to explore girls. You are italian, you were born to impregnate and seduce women. I will help you. First of all go to /fit/ and learn how to better your physical shape. it's very important that you got goals in your life, like get a degree from a university or try to overperform in you job. you have also to work on your social skills, which means speak as much as possible with other humans. google pick up artist, rsd, the rational male etc. it will help you a lot like it did to thousans of men worldwide. If you have specific questions I will try to answer them
>tfw some zoomer is going to learn actual usable Italian before me
There has been an audio file apparently from a reliable source saying that Sarri is getting fired soon since he argued with all the team but especially with Ronaldo. I don't know how reliable it actually is, but there are rumours about that
>Zvonimir Boban for Corriere della Sera:
>"We are only before the first match. We have a long way to go. We need to tell ourselves something to make certain things clear: it must be the Milan's way, and I would even say that a it must be a period of recovery in honor of the great red-black jersey."
-What challenge do you have to face in your first season as a member of the Rossoneri team?
>"I have to approach my work with the attitude I had as a player. When I work in Milan, I don't think about work, but about life. What's more, I share my office with Paolo every day. How can you not enjoy it? (laugh)"
>-Many fans are jealous of mercato performed by "cousins". They dream of bringing a grand master. What message do you have for them?
>"I don't want to make comparisons right now, but I can say that time and results will show us who worked well and who didn't. We make every effort to ensure that our work is carried out in the best possible way, regardless of various problems. Some things will certainly take some time, but we must go through some stages. So big names may not appear in the club right away. Some of them need to be created. Has anyone heard of Kaka before he joined Milan? I am convinced that ultimately fans will be happy with our choices. We are not looking for senseless fireworks like a few years ago. We need to make informed and logical choices."
>-Mercato ends in 8 days. Can you say with certainty that Donnarumma, Suso and Kessie will stay in the club?
>"We want to keep them in the club There is no doubt about that."
>-Will Correa's desire to transfer to Milan make it easier for Rossoneri to negotiate with Atletico?
>"Milan is an elegant and fair club. We will never rely only on the will of the player."
It comes from Fanpage.it user
Using a hooker for your first sexual experience isn't a bad idea, especially if a man feels pressured by the fact that he's a virgin like . Hell I'd argue that having your first sexual experience with a hooker will prepare you for future relationships (and life) much better than dating a chick for months and hoping that she "puts out"; a virgin mind will tolerate much more bullshit than a non-virgin one and will idealize the woman and the experience more than he should. That can end up hurting both the man and the woman in said relationship pretty hard.
Most people use this "have sex" pressure as a driving force to improve themselves socially, financially, spiritually. That being said, if the pressure is so hard that you can't function properly, having your first sex with a hooker might not be a bad idea. It'll teach you that you shouldn't idealize sex and those who give it to you. I'd argue that men have two first times: first time they have sex and first time they make love to a woman. They can happen at the same time but more often than not they won't. You'll know the difference between the two once you experience them, and you'll need to be on a certain level of consciousness and have a certain connection with the girl to really make love to her. This latter experience should count as the man's actual "first time" and it's incomparable to just plain having sex.
Tl;dr
Have sex
Hit the weights
Take a shower
Get a clue
Clearly more reliable than your average journo nowadays
just watched viola-nabul. viola looks better but napoli was crazy clinical. how did rube do? i think they gonna be rekt and sent to grisi mode.
Almost choked against Parma
JJ parma was the same match as JJ chievo last year. The only difference is that allegri was mad at scoring only 1 goal while sarri is happy at having lots of chances
Based slavbro
Except that Juve suffered more the opposite team, Ronaldo sucked balls and the subs were awful. Just admit it that Napoli are gonna crush them hard
i seconded swiss user, go to /fit/ and make your body better, go to /ck/ and learn how to make healty dinners, go to /fa/ and learn how dress better then go to /pol/ and learn the truth about the jews
That wasn't my point at all. I just wanted to show how the same match (lots of shots, only 1 goal difference, suffering at the ending) is seen in opposite ways
Why are you guys pretending Napoli played well yesterday? They got dabbed on for half a hour by kids and then ended up needing refball. If Montella wasn't a fucking brainlet he would have stopped going "hurr durr offense look what an amazing match who cares about defending" he might have come out with the win
you're milan's chairman, and you have 300 mill to spend in the transfermarkt. chose your manager
>seedorf
>inzaghi
>montella
>leonardo
>gattuso
which mastermind is it ?
Montel la
>hand a billion dollar project to a manager known to abandon his projects for easy success
They played against a good team like Fiorentina and still did well, Juventus suffered against a shit team such as Parma
>good team like Fiorentina
[citation needed]
>then go to /pol/ and learn the truth about the jews
kek
made a dazn trial account for tonight.
let's see if they fixed their shit.
Fiorentina is a good team on paper. never mind last seasons shenanigans
>Borini
What is his secret? I feel like he doesn't contribute anything to the game but three profesional coaches don't think so and keep playing him. do you need to have high IQ to understand him?
Borini isn't a good player in a technical sense, but he does exactly what a coach wants him to do, so he ends up being the loveable underdog in the coach's eyes
>he doesn't contribute anything
More goals than piontek this season
Fiorentina is always a good team on paper. And they always end up short after being shilled for the first two months by the media.
sottil was brety impressive winger.
>go to /fa/ and learn how dress better
So many butthurt JJfags here
>more posts complaining about seething jjfags than actual seething jjfags
Cringe
Inshallah Udinese will win
Milan losing would make my weekend desu
no way this is real
>miss me yet?
>Want to get girls? Just browse more Yea Forums
So this is it... The lowest point of delusion...
>implying Yea Forums is drowing as hell in hot pussy and the normies got mad as fuck about it, launching a world wide discreditable attack here
...
>kankerjoden get rampaged both home and away by eastern europoors