Tfw you get more physical satisfaction from the bike than your wife

Tfw you get more physical satisfaction from the bike than your wife

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At last, spee has become a dirty pub where middle aged men can whine about their wives.

Most redneck thing to say

>tfw no longer really attracted to gf
what do i do

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Your biggest mistake was getting married

marry her

women are pointless after you've fucked them a few times outside of doing all the dumb menial shit you can't be bothered to do. never been an exception to this in human history

I'm fit I'm funny I'm sexually raring to go. But it's always me. Never her. She just never ever wants it or ever loses her self in the sex. She makes it feel like shes doing me a favor/job by letting me fuck her. I've already brought it up multiple times and every time it's the same bs. Ok I hear you. I do want it. Then she gets mad at me saying IM the one that ruined it by getting upset. "Yeah it's great sex when I just lay there complaining the whole time." She wont swallow or let me cum in her mouth, she never initiates. I feel as if I'm the only one in the goddamn marriage and shes just a passenger.

swear to god even the most interesting and exciting women become fucking unbearable at some point

and? your wife makes you food, i wouldnt even eat without mine t b h love her

Bruh cut that shit the fuck off. The sooner the better

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Yay she sometimes makes the meals I taught her to make and half the time waits until fucking 8pm to start cooking.
Were married theres no cutting it off unless I also want to take on all the fucking debt and be a forever alone broke faggot.

best thread on Yea Forums EVER
finally i can relate to you weirdos

there is a very interesting qt at work that unfortunately has a boyfriend that is not me. She accepted a job offer and this is her last week at my office, what do Yea Forums ?

Rednecks don't like cycling

>he fell for the marriage meme
fell bad for you user

The way you describe it is as she’s not even interested in you anymore, so most likely she’s fucking around with some other nigga. I’d hire a lawyer and start the process of getting lawyers to look into her so you can have the leverage

I thought he was talking about motorbikes.

>tfw all my highschool classmates are married and have families
how do I cope with it my boomer neet bros?

That's the thing. If we arent fucking everything goes fucking swell. We talk like fucking highschoolers. Were honest as fuck with each other. Literally everything else but the sex is good.

Befriend her to keep contact but if she's worth anything and if their couple's going well, she won't leave him for you anytime soon.

You not fucking her right or something because She’s sexually not attracted to you anymore.

Have you considered rape fucking her? Maybe that stirs some emotion in her. She will be pissed afterwards but if you play it right it could turn things around

hans...

By reminding yourself that family life has its own set of problems (arguably worse than single life) and by focusing on your well-being (ie. do more sports, eat healthy).

Top shelf relationship advice tbqh

I have tried literally every way of fucking. She cums multiple times most goes and at least once on the others. I have tried slow and steady, erratic, jack hammer, slow and deep, quick and shallow, slow and shallow, quick and deep.
If I even try going rough she instantly snaps out of the mood and starts fucking crying about how her hair got a little pulled or some bs.

>mfw she's cheating on you with the bike

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great, another friendzone card for my collection

>forming emotional bonds with women

how the fuck does one do it?

>tfw get hard just from hugging her
so embarrassing

Look, she’s not sexually attracted to you at all and that’s it. Unless you’re gonna he like these other faggots and stay with her while she’s doing her thing. You need to make the fucking move and stop being scared

by having sex

Don't be that guy and you'll stop being friendzoned.

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You have to be a heterosexual male first, user

lads when my wifes not around i find young twinks on the internet and fuck em, little tip there

talk to them like normal people, this isn't middle school

beta orbiters

This

im a literal autist but i still get along with them by just seeing them as normal people

She may find sex painful or just resent you for something you don't even realise.