Just the four top flight fixtures this afternoon:
>Brighton & Hove Albion v Southampton
>Manchester United v Crystal Palace
>Sheffield United v Leicester City
>Watford v West Ham United
Lower leagues are welcome as always; /3pm/ does not discriminate!
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about to order a fuck off pizza from papa johns
did the man kick the ball?
Fuck me it's hot. It's that nice dry heat you get in Benidorm though. I'm a travelled person but you can't beat a week on the all inclusive, until your guts give in from all the shite you're eating.
>Brighton
>United
>Draw
>Draw
Spoilers for these games
thank fuck mccann changed the full backs
mckenzie and kingsley were awful on tuesday
Off to the lane lads
>throws a second one for good measure
Holy kek
chelsea are still appalling
Do they get the local A-level graphic design students to knock these up?
true geordies the kick off has been cancelled lads
West Brom are dirty cheating bastards
bit sad innit
no kick off stream today?
saddest thing is now i actually have to listen to the tv commentary during the games
I dont watch any of his stuff but was it big and has he said anything about the leaks or is he still radio silent ?
Fuck sake who cares about a weird fetish, I want to see his angry rants as Newcastle get relegated
ladbrokes have pulled the plug on the show think it got announced a couple of hours ago
Pretty sure he's locked himself inside
reckon they could easily get another bookmaker involved tho
Might start an obvious rip off of true geordies channel to get the draining subscribers
For me it's Deeping Rangers
Do people know his address and turn up and take the mick out of him ?
hes going to have to move back up to newcastle
decent bit of 3 o clock action today
keep your shit cuck fetish to yourself and you should be fine pal
Probably not, I think he lives in London now
you don't have his natural charisma i bet
>Geordie
>Lives in the souf
Traitor.
Probably not but it's pretty easy to script a rant
geordie wasnt perfect but he was alot better than the alternatives
I liked watching them lay into that Chelsea fan with the ridiculous opinions
wonder how he's reconciling this with his wife
Imagine if he kills himself, everyone on twitter who were laughing about him are going to change their tone quickly
Isn't he the one who shagged a tranny and begged them to shit on him?
Its the only way he can save his name at this point.
Give it a week and people will forget about it
Majority will forget it but the vocal minority will run both it and him into to the ground.
apparenlty people are now saying that the previous show didnt have any reference to ladbrokes on it either
might be a false alarm
I think they changed sponsor last year
If he kills himself its because he is married and has a child and has been exposed as a fraud. Nothing more than a character, despite ragging on other youtubers for not being authentic for years.
I want to watch Manchester united but Leicester is starting tielemans and praet, though choice
Can Pukki actually be stopped?
>I want to watch man united
Brainlet
He'll sign for a bigger club in Jan and never score again
apparently hes married with a kid wtf
gulls lads
Not surprised a Newcastle fan has a humiliation fetish 2bh
where to watch sunderland game?
>interested in youtuber drama
It's like teenage girls gossiping about Hollyoaks
He won't. He said in a Finnish interview that only Norwich and Bröndby have felt like home for him.
good, big players need to start staying with smaller teams rather than loltop5buyeveryone
In case you've missed it mate there isn't actually any football on at the moment
VAR was a shitshow in the Chelsea game.
What the fucks the point of it when you make it so subjective? Chelsea should have had a penalty, Norwich should have had a red card and a goal disallowed.
They all say that until you wave a wad of cash in their face
this
it's absolutely fucking pathetic
Dude did you see what happened on Corrie last night?
i'm watching a game
i tell you what is pathetic
enjoying listening to skys pundits and commentators
what
it's this "clear and obvious error" bullshit. just an excuse to use it as little as possible
Corrie is for plastics
True fans watch EastEnders
what's wrong with hall and oates?
Mute the TV and listen to some tunes while watching a match instead
>Dion Dublin on GSS
will he start trying to flog houses or the DUBE
The silence is deafening. Absolute sign of guilt. If he just said Lawrence nicked his phone when drunk and took the banter too far most people would have believed it kek.
Except sometimes they say "not clear and obvious", sometimes they say "there was contact! Foul!".
It moves the subjectiveness from the ref to some anonymous person in a room somewhere.
lads
Got a mate who has BT (unlike moi) and he says "Come round and fix my desk, and at 5.30 we can watch Arsenal and eat an Indian"
So gooners and bhunas as a reward for manual labour. I hate that he exploits his fancy tellybox for slave labour but I do love my gooners and bhunas.
What do I do?
smack the lazy cunt
Isn't it on sky though?
in any case I have neither and he has both
go round and ask him to fix your balls
if you catch my drift
stream
£10 takeaway + watching the game.
If it's an Ikea desk it's only going to take you a 1-2 hours.
Plus he'll owe you a favour.
>tfw in Stockholm on the last leg of a little trip round Europe
>Already on a budget and it's running on empty
>Find a nice little sports bar with the football, rugby and soccer saturday on
>It's like £8 a pint
Honestly sickening lads, how do people afford to stay here longer than one day?
no era penal
think its pretty common in Scandinavia for the youngsters to make their own alcohol as buying it is too expensive there.
>QPR
Off to league 1 you go
>watford
absolute fucking state of them
>qpr on my bet
OH FUCK OFF
how long before he kills himself? I give him until Tuesday
qpr are a tiny club
pretty sure they are on mine too
Why even exist if your stadium's capacity is less than 25k?
oof
cannae be honest with yous?
I never liked him. The fact that he's a cuckhold, pegging shitting enthusiast came at no surprise to me whatsoever.
>da silva lopes at right back
just kill me now fellas
How else are you going to fund Somalis?
better than mckenzie who was wank
blunderland 1-0 wimblybimbly
Sunderland 1-0 AFC Wimbledon
Bramall?
C O Y I
O
Y
I
the season after qpr got relegated from the prem they were getting 10k a game at home
London clubs are so pointless
Woking 1-0 Solihull Moors
Fuck you and your dads mines
Watford legit look like relegation candidates.
feel a bit for Bolton lads
>(You)
absolute state of lellegrini
Afternoon fixtures? It's hardly past 10 AM
FUCK OFF WATFORD
Any excuse to whip out an Andre Gray classic
Woking 2-0 Solihull Moors
Cant wait to see The Real Mackem get 1mil subscribers
West Ham legit look like relegation candidates.
not for a second
i feel for teams who have never even been in the championship with shitty stadiums
Bristol Rovers?
he's a cunt, avoid replying to him when possible
Can’t see the stream but please tell me Haller is doing OK atleast
soccer saturday is basically audio ceefax but with adverts
>Jamie Hamilton sent off for Hamilton Academical
deep
>ceefax
Those were the days weren’t they
Why is the Pompey game postponed, are they still buttflummoxed about being BTFO by NINE MAN Coventry?
True, I guess we don't have many options
itchy dicktip
lads, I'm thinking of switching to West Ham Fan TV on youtube, now that it's no longer fun to watch Arsenal Fan TV.
I hope they don't disappoint me and start winning matches (like Arsenal).
West Ham lifelong here, don’t worry mate winning is never a worry for us
Sorry, next time I'll make sure to recognise and not reply to a specific user when every single post says Anonymous
kek
2 shit freekicks from rashford already
sick to bleeding death of Scottish football taking up space on sky sports news
Music festival
fucking hell calm down, i was just letting you know that he's an insufferable bellend
Literally worse than women’s
support your local tesm
west ham tv is alot darker
You don’t why should jose
>insufferable bellend
safety concerns: portsmouthfc.co.uk
>The club worked hard with the EFL and relevant agencies in trying to accommodate the fixture taking place on the initially scheduled day, originally bringing the kick-off time forward to 12.30pm.
>But due to the difficulties in hosting two major events in the city on the same day – with Victorious Festival also taking place that weekend – and after safety, operational, logistical and staffing concerns were raised, there was no other option but for the club to ask the EFL to postpone the game.
>A new date for the fixture will be announced in due course. Tickets already purchased will remain valid, while fans can also claim a refund.
>We sincerely apologise to all Pompey and Rotherham supporters who have been adversely affected by this change.
>The club will look sympathetically at requests from Rotherham and Pompey fans – on a case-by-case basis – who need reimbursing for pre-booked travel or accommodation.
I don't know mate, with Pellegrini and a decent transfer window you could do some damage.
I mean, if Leicester could, literally anyone can.
how fucking sad are you that you watch FAN TV of all fucking cringey shit, but not just that, FAN TV FROM ANOTHER FUCKING LEAGUE IN ANOTHER FUCKING COUNTRY. Sort your life out, Jorge.
ashley young coming on for shaw
Someone have a webm of the Andone foul?
>CP hasn't had a fucking shot on goal, let alone on target
FUCKING GRIM.
missing jason and clem bants :-(
>poonited
We needed to buy defenders aswell and we still have Ogbonna and Masuaka
Ah ah ahhhh
HOW ABOUT NOW
>SOLSKOYES
>wankchester poonited
FUCK OFF
>Shitchester Shitnited
c, cmon shefield
Who’s at the wheel?
>barnsleh
support your local team
Remember when a smaller team scoring at Old Trafford was a big deal
OJ Simpson
I do, but I like them too
Don't know why your motioning this, the smaller team haven't scored.
Sunderland 1-1 AFC Wimbledon
>blunderdraw
SAVE
>Dion Dublin on Sky
The fuck?
The fucking state of mouths in the sky studio
>losing to 10 men
>aints
init this is the first time ive watched it in years
literally who the fuck is that cunt who keeps screaming
Merse is a literal retard
Bristol Rovers 1-1 Oxford
oh wait
>VAR
wew
vardy
sheff united losing ffs
Daily reminder that Wolves are going to dick the Premier League.
>can't beat brenny or ole
>dick the league
lmao
knot
Wolves are going to finish in the bottom half of the table if they get through to the Europa League group stage
of course the leaf is into knotting
another shit united free kick
this time from pogba
>implying I'm Portuguese.
the state of our system of education.
based vardy
this, villa will finish above wolves
>stoke
This has to be the end for Nathan Jones.
What did Andone mean by this
THE BOY
COS THERE'S A STAAAAAAAAAARMAAAAAAAAAAN
WAITING ON THE RIGHT
>Leeds setting up the league for another bottle job
You just love to see it
motherfucker, that shit ended Djibbril Cisse's career
2-1
waeeey
>Solskoyes
kek
top shithousery from the big chin man
they just said he is a sheff wed fan
fucking hell what a loon
Merse said those two have been going at each other all game.
he should be arrested for assault unironically
I am happy I get to live in a world with Jamie Vardy innit
yeah he was a youth team player there, got into some bother so they let him go
wouldn't be surprised to see him have a kevin phillips-style run there later on in his career for a year or two
What's everybody else been eating this half? I've been snacking on cheese savouries.
might go to burger king and cop a bacon double cheese xl
salami with a mustard dip
Had a Beef and Tomato Pot Noodle Sandwhich
make sure you take photos
Saving myself for a double quarter pounder on tuesday
not had one of those in ages desu
beef and tomato pot noodles are vile, they are always on offer as nobody wants them
Jacob's cream crackers
Pot noodles are vile
Disgusting.
I really hope these posts are ironic.
At the Bolton game, boiling my balls of, but watching Bolton has been a lot more fun than when we were just a regular kind of crap. Makes me realise why people support international teams like San Marino, any chance gets the crowd wild, and any goal would be insane.
I want them because they're on offer though
soccer saturday is ur da as fuck
guessing you're sad to see parky gone
Had one at Berlin Schönefeld airport. Whichever immigrant was working that day absolutely overloaded the thing with mustard.
why would I do that?
those are dogshit, nothing comes close to the flame grilled pengness
remember having some belgian version at brussels train station, something called quick
was actually pretty decent desu
tfw have a mate called Fman who works at Burger King and does the Fman Special burger (basically lots of shit but it works great)
Yeah it's a bit tragic, but almost happy for him to get away for this shit show and have the decent career he disserves
first win in the Championship for 12 years
Whenever you're in Berlin get currywurst 10/10 lino food
what branch is this at
None of your business mate
I unironically have a signed DUBE, it's fantastic for parties as even the most unsocial of people can have a go and because no one really gets it you can slap some sides, get a rhythm going, and a drubk guy will play along
>Ipswich only scoring one goal against Bolton's under 9s.
I want to try the fman special you selfish cunt
You’re missing out son
Tell him to change it to a chinky and he's got a deal.
as cool as a cucumber on dion dublin's head on a freezing thursday night in december
Make sure you ask for the extra special sauce
Anyone here use clickworker?
>betting company
>YouTuber
Mate you're genuinely pathetic for caring, and that's saying something coming from an user here. You're better than the deano lifestyle, break the cycle
an Indian is 10x better than a chinky you pleb
Reckon true Geordie off himself then
can feel my mouth burning looking at that
>chips and kronenbourg
slug
For me, it's a Friday night chippy
I like a nice Chinese, but this post is unironically true
Tart
Is their any scummy betting company willing to put odds on this ?
holy
fucking
PENG
it is nice but it makes a mess of your insides
would be shocked if they couldnt get another backer to continue the show
2 now
My one regret in life is not being the one to impregnate Michelle Owens.
looks nice
I’ll do the odds 3/1 he’s still alive
Yep, Ladbrokes dropping him is definitely the reason he might off himself, there is nothing else that it could be
Are we supposed to know who that is?
apparently they "dropped" him before the start of the season
Go back to /britfeel/ mate
The patrician choice
she's soiled goods now mate
who would watch it? whata bout when blacks turn up and they know brian wants them to shit all over him
Not had one in yonks since I only eat a plain sausage or nuggies but they're always top tier. Might have one tonight
Ladbrokes ends partnership with The Kick Off
UK bookmaker cuts ties with YouTube show after deciding not to renew sponsorship contract Jake Evans 22 August 2019 Share
Ladbrokes will not renew its sponsorship of YouTube football talk show The Kick Off, EGR Intel understands. The bookmaker has decided the partnership is no longer commercially beneficial, having sponsored the social media video show for two seasons following its launch in 2017. Ladbrokes branding was absent from the latest edition of the programme, which
before the scat dms were leaked
2-0 now but Ipswich has been embarrassing
>Pigan
geordie was also drinking a can of stella on the last show which they werent allowed to when they were with ladbrokes
manchild
He's a loud (for money) dickhead idolised by middle class nu-football twats.
Saw this post but didnt read it
Obviously Ladbrokes leaked the scat stuff after contract talks broke down.
>HOMO ALBION
I dont like mixing stuff especially food.
TL;DR the kick off was dropped by Ladbrokes before the dms got leaked
>Chips
What the fuck are you doing?
Not a word
Don't read this if you're gay
oh fucking grow up
Anyone know what this guy said?
Shit, we'll scrape a 3-3 now I reckon
Googled him but thanks anyway lad, just another degenerate 'e-celeb' then.
>not getting chips to soak up the massive quantities of lager
"Lennox is a clown"
When did Anthony Joshua turn into a dickhead?
he always has been a dickhead
How many years ago was he born?
It was then
Never meet your heroes
>brendão
Ngl he always was a prick
hes the only big name british boxing figure apart from fury who actually criticises him
shuffield
>Ruiz won with a lucky punch
At least you can look forward to Joshua having his face rearranged again as he's clearly learned nothing.
Based Blades
Ngl he always was a prick, you take someone like Conor mcgreg who showboats but then hugs at the end of a match and you think he’s a prick but AJ is a prick all round
have a day off rorke
MCBURNIE
With Chambers and Kenlock on the pitch it's a possibility. Thank God Donacien is out of the starting eleven.
>wiggle
>>>brit
mcgregor is one of the biggest twats out there, blows AJ out of the water
I'd soil her goods, if you catch my meaning.
>stoke city
what is going on there
>bwave scotty parkah
>turtley ridiculous
Completely unable to adapt to life outside of the Premier League.
this is an extension of /brit/
painful forced banter
Wells and Eze making you look right a cunt.
>shitford
>Stokalona
More like
>Stokaluton
Bianca Westwood is far penger than Michelle Owen
>the """""massive"""""
I'm glad that my team is in the Europa League this year but we barely had any 3pm kick-offs last year as is, gonna have fuck all now. I miss being involved in the 3pms
If you like slags yeah
Players on huge wages who don't have to pretend to care one way or the other.
You might get it after all.
more like
Broke
Javi Gracia and Nathan Jones to be sacked by tomorrow morning.
>manure
ffs
que golazo harvey barnes
have that sheff utd nonces
>the crumbling township of stork shitty
>wolves currently 18th
>poobag
>shitfield poonited
>every home team losing
nice
Rashlad will bang this in
"Madam please braaaaappppp in my mouth" but x100
>Tht lester goal
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
>bolton
stop stop they're already dead
YANITED
James Norwood can plough my wife.
dat barnes bloot
All winning except Bradford for me
>trashford
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hope so, transferred him in this week
SHOCKING TACKLE FOR THE PEN
>Rashford deliberately missing a penalty to send a message to the racist trolls
4D move by the big brain.
>(You)
I posted this at the wrong time
lads
LADS
>manure
>within seconds
WE NEED PASSPORT VERIFICATION NOW
>Huddershit
>MkFranchise
man chesthair poonited shitball cunt
DON'T even think about racially abusing him
Take a look at these search results: twitter.com
I thought about it but didn't do it
Post webm my negro friend
both poobag and trashford have trademark fancy run ups
>huddersfield
KWAB
so pogba and rashford both missed penalties
is there some sort of common thread between these two that would make them miss a penalty and generally be useless? a shared characteristic that links the two?
N
Wtf is going on, why is every home team getting dabbed on?
>Rashford
Both shite
both come from the man united academy
any news from Bury and Bolton financial situation lads?
>the state of the seething bloke a couple of days ago on here who was certain palace were going to get relegated
they play for united
they both have a and u in their first names and a and o in their surnames
Mr Norway, where is the penalty webm?
IF BIG POPPA IS YOUR GOAL HOOKUP
HALLER IF YOU HEAR ME
Bury have till Tuesday to finalize the takeover deal that has come up or they are expelled.
I think Bolton are wrapping up their takeover too
Bury might be saved, but likewise could be gone by Wednesday. Bolton are getting dry bummed every game but still going.
>notlob
Bury reportedly have been sold. EFL has given them a deadline extension until Tuesday
>no webms
I miss Cadfael
Trashford miss webm
>does the pogba run up
>misses
just sprint and boot it you cunts
should have just twatted it down the middle
>the zaza runup
You can almost hear him thinking about twitter
>tom 'refuse inter to stay at hull' ince
Maguire hattrick lads
This is quite poetic as he will inevitably end up at Crystal Palace after being exposed for being over hyped. To miss a penalty against his future club is quite poetic.
you mean move to hull
would have still been at blackpool
autism
3-1
oi oi oi
thats even more fuckin retarded then
Charlton are legitimately going to be a premier league club this time next year
REFBALL
That's a fucking spectacular miss. The precision is incredible. It'd have been easier to score.
Based VAR
Walsall will be playing in the national league
need to decide what to wank over after the match
huddersfeild will be a league 1 club
chesterfield in the national north
Ask True Geordie
for me,it's amateur interracial cuckold
Hugill you beautiful bastard
Proxy Paige
absolute state of huddersfield, that tinpot club will be back in league one where they belong in no time
choose something you don't watch often, step outside your comfort zone
Nikki Chapman as she guides a retired couple around an overpriced house in Dorset.
liked her better before the massive arse tattoo
How long before #istandwithNgubu ?
>3 female pundits & 1 man on BBC
Sick of this shite tbqh
Is Kammy drunk?
>huddersfield
Is this the real reason Dion's been shunted off to Sky?
Go for nostalgia and choose some Michelle Thorne, Angel Long and Carrie Lee.
imagine being out in the sun today lads, enjoying a few pints down at the pub near the grounds, heading in to the stadium, you end up winning the game and you go out after to celebrate
those days will never come round again
Leave it to the white man to save Manchester United Football Club.
Most likely
James the new hero
god, United are going to win aren't they?
-J-A-M-E-S-
liverpool-arsenal:
ole's at the wheel, eh?
5-0 now
top bins from the lad
>shitfield poonited
off you pop back to the lower leagues lads
palace have never beaten united
Desperate for a Bradford goal
>(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU) >(YOU)
>the city of me
>that face
are we sure he survived that haemorrhage?
lol
>Manure
I DONT BELIEVE IT
>THE GAY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
OH NO NO NO
AHAHAHAHAHA WANKCHESTER POONITED
>de gay
>pogba
get them out
>manure
DAVID DAVID DAVID
>Manure
oh nooooooooooooooooo no no no
>Every single home team lost
LIVERPOOP IS DONE FOR
>Poochester Poonited
OHNONONONNO
remember when united were back la?
>poobag
What's his secret?
>De Gay
Nah, if anything this just means Liverpool are gonna rape Arsenal. It's too unlikely that every home team should lose on one match day.
being a genuine boomer
OLE WONT SURVIVE THE SEASON
DDG HOWLER
Sacked by November, everyone knew this the moment he was made permanent
>Lads it's United
one week left to sell Pogba and save United's season
>uncle
every time
>OLE
>1st loss against CP in 22 games
I hope he stays on for the next decade
kek
Got some bad news for you son.
don't watch it
stream ssn
>Wan Bissaka = £45 million
>Maguire = £50 million
>Loses at home to Crystal Palace
And people say Everton are bad spenders
piss off don't talk to me
>Maguire = £50 million
Mate...
Whoops, I forgot Maguire actually cost £80 MILLION. How silly of me.
WOOOOO
Engels = 7 million.
Man united are doing a Fulham
Woodburn finally scored for Oxford United. Such a shame yet another loss. I had feared for our defence but this is just a bit of a joke now. Ah well, down we go, League Two is our level.
rough day
Luton were just better and our defence fell apart
we're gonna struggle this season and probably go down
expect Barnsley-related posts to get angrier and more pathetic as the season progresses