/cric/

BASED

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reckon England would have preferred to have not lost these wickets so cheaply

Please Aussies, I need one, plus there are so many at my uni, they hardly speak english though

so if australia win this we retain the ashes already?

pretty based

Reckon they might need to score a few more runs here

thanks, that's really cheered me up

ROOT 0 (1)

business idea: clip the pad on purpose to bait them into wasting a review

There needs to be a Binding UN Security Council resolution about the cricket massacre and rape happening in england right now.

At first it was funny but now it's just sad.

Fucking terrible conditions out there. Umpires need to take them off right fucking now.

reckon England will be hoping to bat long and hang on for these last 8 sessions for the draw

>letting root score

shit lads

Still love you from one white Anglo country to another

>letting root get off his pair

HOLY SHIT HOW WILL POZSTRALIA EVER RECOVER

gpd I hope not, wouldn't want an insectoid looking fuck for a gf

>Root 3
Shattered.

Looking like a quality 9 (20) from Root I think.

my multi

Root 4 (4)
Stokes 131 (197)
Archer 163* (51)

England to Win

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PAIR AVOIDED KEK

>Burns

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>ywn get so many consecutive ducks your nickname becomes "Audi"

the harsh truths of reality....

OHNONONONONONO ROOT OFF HIS PAIR
DOUBLE CENTURY INCOMING

What are the odds on Archer applying for aussie citizenship after this shitshow?

Need to take a shower but worried I might miss the entire England batting order.

IT'S THEIR TIME

RISE UP

Hey gweilo!

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based and archer pilled

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Hopefully high

if england can make it to 359 without losing more than 7 wickets they will be in with a good chance of winning.

Someone post cum dog laughing his ass off

So should Roy have survived that ball from Cummins? It was pretty good to be fair.

Is the Australian bowling attack the best in the world? This is beautiful watching.

if root and stokes both got a century it STILL wouldn't be enough

this game is finished lads, go watch something else

>James Pattinson hasn't even bowled yet

Yep, this is the attack.

yes, backfoot across to offstump to cover the line and play it
was just poking at it hoping for the best like an odi merchant retard

Good ball but hes been static

Indias is better

BASED LabusCHAD

wouldn't mind seeing an English player slammed in the head desu

reckon there'll be a big partnership to give us a glimmer of hope and then it'll be broken and the rest of the lineup falls like dominos

Wouldn't mind seeing a certain >English player slammed in the head senpai

like buttler and stokes v india last year?

anything more than 100 is a bonus

will england

>Two dead rubbers to come
Unspeakably grim.

well technically if it's 2-2 we can say they didn't win

>tfw spent 400 pounds on a dead rubber

It will be bairstow and stokes

Denley is begging to be caught

would really prefer an englel collapse rather than a boring 200-odd run crawl to the loss

cucked by rain in Lord's

can tie the series but I fear our goose is already cooked

Was hoping this meme would get me a (you) or (two)

Why the fuck is this not on sky? I want to see England humiliated in real time

someone photoshop denly over the mushroom cloud with
>You could have driven it

atherton sounded like he was having a PTSD flashback when he saw that play and miss drive from denly

yeah pretty much

I don't understand, why don't England have any batman in their XI?

>Holding & Ponting

the GOAT commentary pair

Dubz and every English prick in this thread is a confirmed paki

Dubs and you’re a paki

Just like you got humiliated at the world cup haha

wahey i'm not a paki

The coward Joe Root scurrying off strike

dubz and every australian in this thread is a confirmed tall, handsome anglo

he must be SEETHING right now

Caused someone on Yea Forums to have a mental breakdown lads

Singles and im a cunt

Your "win" is being reviewed by the ICC next month

here we go boys, KP in as concussion sub.

true that ey - imagine being shit enough to tie with England, pretty humiliating tbqph

looks like we're all pajeets

eat that English runt

Took it like a man. Australians would be crying right now.

Based Cummins giving him a fright.

these Duke balls are like homing missiles to the head

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heh

it's okay when cummins does it

Could see cowardly Root retiring hurt after Denly gets hit.

Well we beat you the same tournament so you look like a bit of a cunt now ay?

Hughesy, what's wrong with test batting now. need divine insight from beyond the grave

I didn't know gays could be this intolerant

>The life I live is so much more interesting and dynamic than yours it may be fucking impossible for you to grasp this but I will try to make this simple.

What's Mogra?

Absolutely based

what a pussy cummins in.. he looked so concerned and checked if denly was okay

absolute softcock, hope our black bull smashes his face in and laughs

Unironically this

>Cummins instantly checks that hes okay
>archer has a laugh and walks off

hmmmm perplexing innit

nah don't remember that match mate

So if Labuschange and Smith play, who comes in as the eventual concussion sub?
Based Deano

Langer

based old bloke helping england bat for time

>old cunt delaying game

This is what happens when you put blacks in the mix though, suddenly the bar of what is acceptable bowling behaviour completely disappears and it becomes the law of the jungle.

mitch marsh

>FUCK OFF YOU OLD CUNT WE'RE TRYNA PLAY CRICKET HERE

Bit harsh there cumgod...

>TOES 'N NOSE TOES 'N NOSE

based elderly cricket fan

Yeah just 230 overs to go now.

Who is the best commentator of all time?

nice to see the colonel himself could make it

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Checking to make sure the batsman is okay really gets into the batsman's head and emasculates him. It's why all the English batsmen are batting like basedboys.

that old cunt could doddle all day, plus he's going to need a piss every over.

jesus he looks ancient, probably saw bradman live

denly getting a bit upset by chadlet wade

>Toes and nose
Based bants by wade

PIL TUFNELL

Does KFC sponsor england cricket?

I fell quite phlegmatic about that ball

Riche and Tony G

Our bowlers are gunshy and it's starting to piss me right off, as if you wouldn't stick another one on his badge then.

Joe Root just blocked the ashes

I loved the Kerry O`Keefe + ____ (Jim Maxwell?) combo on ABC radio. Fun way to pass the time.

Root should get a double century. That would be bantz haha

absolutely phglematic delivery

maybe against the emerging kashmir team he could

for me, it's a phlegmatic bouncer.

the coward joe root not even trying to hit the ball anymore

No really who is the number one bowler in the world right now - Hazelgod or Cummings?

not a chance thier tricky left arm quicks would let the coward get anywhere near 50

brainy run rate this

might be able to chase this on day 5 session 3

some absolute grim body language by Root occurring desu

up periscope

DOUBLE DIGITS

ez four

Wonder what's going on in Root's mind right now.

been too long without a wicket lads

approaching the top score for the whole match here england

lads where's eoin morgan
redpill me on him as a test batsman

Glenn McGrath confirmed Irish

Tbf win or lose England are still world champions

zinged through to the keeper that one

just woke up, what'd i miss

Will Root make double figures?

BASED

He doesn't want to play tests

australia are world basketball champions now too

*joint* world champions

Seb, you fat lad. I ask: why do you stay?

>replying to sebbo

puts things into perspective this post

BSA spotted.

Will Smith play again?

Not good enough to get in the team back in 2012 or whenever he got dropped. More than good enough now.

Didn't know that, damn.

>when your flag is so uncommon there's no chance for anonymity

Sorta like unintended tripfagging tby

Will Smith is an actor, m8.

just didn't do very well and it was when we were getting into that peak lineup when we were no. 1 in the world

and now I think the ship has sailed, he probably doesn't care enough anymore, I think he's even thinking of stepping down from ODI

Classic in two days anyway lads

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gutless cunt should play for Ireland

William S. (Bill) Root (December 12, 1923 – March 18, 2002) was an American professional bridge player, teacher, and writer. He was from Boca Raton, Florida.

Root was inducted into the ACBL Hall of Fame in 1997. The American Contract Bridge League observed in his citation, "Root was perhaps the best known bridge teacher in the world – and has probably taught the game to more people than anyone in history."

One of the most famous hands in his books is a seven notrump contract requiring a very advanced jettison play. High cards often get in the declarer's way, that is they block the effective play of the hand. A solution to these blocking problems is to throw away high cards. This unblocking coup is known as the jettison play. Win the opening lead of J with the ace, dropping the king of spades. Cash the queen of spades, and jettison the ace of hearts from hand. Now cash the top hearts in dummy and jettison the top three clubs from hand! You can now run the clubs to discard diamond losers. This line of play has the advantage of trying out the club suit before seeing if the diamonds run. Due to this particular hand layout, the diamonds don't run because of the 4-0 split, while the clubs run because of the singleton 10. If the clubs did not split favorably, declarer could still try to run the diamonds using dummy's 3 to get back into declarer's hand.

It’s a free country dingus

Has patto even bowled yet this innings?

i thought he was welsh lol

>wanting to play 1 game a year and missing out on that fat ECB paycheck

dumb if he did

they sponsor Archer

Lmao that’s so funny mate top top bants lol

I like test cricket

Ireland might get more games if you shameless cunts didn't keep poaching all their decent players

>be world champions in a sport
>be absolute dogshit at it
not looking forward to explaining this to the football fans

Ponting is right, Denly is garbage against the short ball.

Holding licking his lips

the coward DJ Joe Root

this is the post.

He's obviously not up to this level. Only a year younger than Cook anyway right? Seem pointless trying him.

The /cric/-saving Madoka.

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love mogra/cric/ boros

we're 10% there bros

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ngl love those animes about little girls

Glenn Maxwell

*hissssssssssssss* yesss england didnt really winnnnn

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>21-run partnership
Aussies starting to get rattled.

England are on course to hit 180 all out

don't ask me how I got there it's very complicated

>Bancroft back
Redemption arc incoming

bout time Denly got out

this but unironically

What should i get for din dins

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GOd DAMN Ricky ponting is the worst commentator

Imagine unironically saying "Yeah we won the game by 0 runs with 0 balls remaining"

Harvester mate, crackerjack prawns and a spit roast

how did you get there?

We should get more games soon. Our facilities are world class and we'll only get better from exposure. We've been playing cricket here since forever and we've an, albeit small, committed and loyal following. We will attract massive casual support if we can be involved more.

Do test cricket teams have spin specialist batsmen?

Tv commentary yes, but Aggers/Tuffers (with Boycott on rotation) is the true GOAT lineup

I can feel a wicket coming

*farts*

>wake up tomorrow
>still world champions

feels good

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Imagine winning the ashes with

>No Stark
>No Smith

Putting a water feature in the bedroom lads

If Australia win, we get Paige Turnah

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think I can smell monkey lads

Sounds rather silly desu

already told you mate, piss bottles are not water features

Micheal Holding is the goat commentator with Warnie as his sidekick.

Do the Catholics play?

Cumbrian

based

GIVE HIM THE WIDE FULL ONE PATTO

Yeah, everyone plays.

>Stretchmarks at 31

i looked her up earlier
the fucking state of it

poor taste desu

Can /cric/ reccy me some books? Looking for some real page turners. Incels only seem to focus on tv and movies.

Shall be supporting England now, lads.

Reckon just ball at the stumps hey?

Recommend me a good weather station.

What kind of books do you like?

Top three overated things:
>Books
>3rd new ball
>pineapple on Pizza

You probably have already read it, but i really enjoy 1984

monogatari light novel series

Good ones...

This is decent

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Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde

*be's based*

cricket books btw pls

Diabolical taste, this.

>2nd english player gets double digits

It's over lads, Paine just declared the ashes.

reckon we want 8 more wickets

Spy Who Came In From the Cold

I wasn't here for the morning session so can someone pls explain the 'Paine declared' meme?

reckon lyon will be looking to spin the ball and pick up a few wickets here lads

the coward joe root is mentally cooked and will throw away his wicket soon enough

didnt know kiwis could read.
I thought you communicated by rubbing your cocks together

Cazzie

reckon we might win if we get 8 more wickets

You now remember Keaton Jennings.

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Its actually sad to watch her new stuff. She got chewed up and spat out in the industry, let gerself go, tattoos, probably bad mental state/depression. Her original videos and shoots were so good. She had perfect body to begin with. Then she let herself go and now its all BBW videos. Hope shes okay but you dont really come back from that

good shout

sequel fucking when

paine declared giving england way too much time to chase down this total.

he's too much of a coward to throw his wicket away now tbf

Moby Dick, Catch 22 and Lolita are all babbies first Yea Forums that are great.

a true connoisseur

Deltora Quest, mate.

He didn't declare though ;_;7

kind of glad i don't too much.

you now remember haseeb hameed

Paine has put up some wonderful captains' knocks this series

>page turners
try Paige Turnah

Rangers Apprentince is a good series

Penguins Stopped Play: the story of the first teams attempt to play a cricket match on each continent. Genuinely a funny and good read, I reread it every holiday

Wish they'd shut the fuck up in the field.

He practically did, he sent a message out for the batsmen to give it a wallop instead of batting for time so we could hold off bowling to England until the low light evening.

reckon Angela White is the best aussie pornstar

He was booted out by Lancashire yesterday so I've been thinking about him actually. Wtf happened.

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the coward joe root can't even edge it right

remember reading all of these in like a month back in 2010

truly based

Oh right. So Lasagne might have got a century otherwise. That's shit.

Nips XI

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for me, it's Candice Ann Warner (née Falzon).

tbf he didn't deserve it, got out on a no ball + was dropped 3 times kek

feeling a bit ROOTED right now lads

Root century looming desu

Candice Bill Williams

Haha good joke right here everybody reply to me

Getting worried. Need a wicket lads

Anna Karenina

What's with all of these idiots dressing up as wrestlers or movie characters??

Me? I'd dress up as Nikola Tesla or Steve jobs

very nice taste lad

the coward joe root is afraid to even try play the ball

Saga of Darren Shan is a good read

australia currently on the ropes
we'll need a miracle

nice m8

yeah that's why he came to my mind too

remarkable loss of talent

Rememebr when Root was >le 50 and out man?
I miss those days....

Good tactics by Paine here, let Root score so he doesnt move position and is still an easy wicket next test

same, but at the moment we need >actually good at batting root.

this is unironically the root redemption arc

>Angela White
They can't win but we don't really need to pull their pants down and laugh at the little pink peeni's.

Die Welt als Wille und Vorstellung

did all the boys cheer gary on when he left his misso for that influencer thot

I vaguely remember reading around 5 years ago that the sequel would be out in 18 months so.
It was a really clever, fun book and I think he's put working on the sequel aside because it didn't do so well. I've recd it to folk and they come back telling me they couldn't get into it or understand it, I don't know, I genuinely liked it better than the Thursday Next stuff which was pretty good too.

>get's sweeped

OH YES GAZ LOVE IT

Winning means nothing if we can't humiliate them in the process.
Boys would've got around him.

>has Angela white copied because he obviously just googled her

BUSTED LAD!!!!

big fan of the new ultrasensitive stump mics
need these for every criccy match

Crime and Punishment
Metamorphosis
The Stranger
Naked Lunch
Ubik

Would like Paine dropped just so we don't have to listen to this shit all day.

And i like to put my diccky in your biccy haha

IN THE DICK was moment of the series so far

Based and Tolstoypilled

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4chanlit.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Recommended_Reading

go down the list
it'll probably take you a few years

Cant wait to ironically cheer when we beat 67

can't blame him m8

got a porn mag (yeah i buy them occasionally when im pissed) with her in from a few years ago, chubby quite ugly but young with big full boobies
shes just ugly now t b h

or 'THIS FUCKING GAME' before getting the wicket

The only reason I haven't gone to bed yet is for that moment

uh oh

wait wrong page

4chanlit.fandom.com/wiki/Recommended_Reading/sub

Healy would've broken them, imagine how loud that cunt actually was when you can hear him louder than Richie's commentary.

the only good thing left in this series, enjoying the fucking irony

>got me toast
>got me avo
>forgot to bring the knife

JUST

Not looking like getting a wicket. England are going to chase this down.

Wouldn’t mind chasing you down mate ;)

Just rip it open with your teeth la

Unironically worried

Test Cricket: A sporting page-turner

It's already open mate, just need to smash it onto the toast

dreaming expat

that's what your dick is for cunt

Might need to break poot's arm

Do you butter the toast too?

>you could have driven it

Based Denly, SOMEONE GET ON THAT MEME ALREADY

Stop saying paige turnah its making me horny

I'd make it but the other one i made got no (you)s and now im bitter

England have this in the bag

Whad'ya think I rubbed a Potato on it? Course I buttered the fucken toast you irish cunt...

So lads what kind of deliveries (and respective shots) should a test batsman look to score off?

based

ngl I didn't recognize the man in the picture so I didn't get it

cover drive and clip off the pads.

Where is it bud, I'll you you. Sometimes it's the audience that lacks the appreciation too, remember that. My Dad says you don't feed caviar to pigs.

>mfw

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If it's on your stumps or short and slow

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Such an ironic name ahaha

Denly has officially played himself in, all over for Australia now

don't think denly is recognizable enough to meme yet.

they don't play enough pull shots and cover drives anymore, god I miss ricky

...

why is roger federer on a spagetti ad lol

Just checking, relax. Some folk think avo and peanut butter are butter replacements, right-minded folk know that toast unbuttered isn't ready.

Thanks mate, posting this every playnmiss

sebbo would be pretty happy now

underrated

You can tell Ponting was seething when Denly got hit in the arm while ducking. He would have pulled it for 4.

perturbedposting is still the best /cric/ meme

YES GOT HIM GONE FUCK OFF

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I’m always happy mate, living in the greatest country on eAggvtyb

pattinson good

Sorry mate I get very defensive about my butter, mother always lathered it on my sangas as a kid.

Having a cup of peppermint tea

nice

>avo on toast

didn't realise I was in a thread with a bunch of left wing wussy onions drinking vegan feminist faggots

Reckon we're in concordance regarding butter on toast now pal :^)

>having anything other than butter on toast

Took a while for me to pluck the name Atherton out of my memory, still not sure what his first name was or the characteristics of his playing style.

You live in a country full of them though.
>Vegemite dodging scum

more of a salami and baguette man myself

vegemite and marmite are both elite on toast. as is cheese and peanut butter (smooth)

I'm a marmite man

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Vegemite is disgusting.

>liking something that people you don't like like

not on really

No u

For me, it’s a sausage sandwich with the links cut lengthwise and bread toasted

He keeps getting really triggered that our openers cant leave for shit

>putting anything on toast.
lmao

Grow up and have butter on your toast lads, maybe Jam at a push.

Oh righto, makes sense then.

Jam on toast? Nice dessert

>England approaching a 50 partnership
I honestly think 359 isn't an impossible target at this ground. West Indies showed how easy runchases can be here. It's just that this batting lineup is so bad.

For me it's the toast sandwich (buttered)

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fucking ell forgot how hard aussies fall for the marmite meme

Real men dodge the toast altogether and smash high protein yoghurt with muesli for breakfast desu

Dim Sim or a Potato Cake?

the chad 9pm /fa/ suits discussion vs the virgin 12am /ck/ spread bickering

>maybe pour fruited sugar on your toast
>"why are my teeth so..... British...?

hand your flair over now. u can keep the top left quarter tho

Can't wait for us left wing wussy vegan feminists to finally implement luxury space communism. But only after we can finally start to afford real estate by ceasing the consumption of smashed avo on toast, of course.

>buttered

steady on

Real men eat sourdough

Thats Potato Scallop to you cunt.

real men fast until midday

Real men drink raw eggs for breakfast

Crab stick you casual

Potato Cake or Potato Scallop, or Potato Fritter?

Cake

>not using olive oil

caan't shake the feeling that a wicket is due

based denly playing his natural game

BATTERED SAV

fuck off you cunt

/fa/ gooks inferior cock cope

for me it's cinnamon toast

I though weetabix being the best choice for breakfast was the only thing our two countries could agree on?

For me, its a lasagne topper from the local greek fish shop.

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>flair
AAAAJJJJJJ el redditANO senores

>Potato Cake
>Potato Scallop
Have no idea what either of these things are.

Only thing on toast is Nathan Lyon's bowling haha

OOOOH OOOH LADS LADS LADS

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getting a bit nervous lads

> U S A

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>one autist wanting to wear a black suit everywhere

>english banter

Need a wicket in the next two overs or we're rooted.

Weetbix is a snack for later on in the day mate, in the mornings you need PROTEIN CUNT

you don't put pies on toast mate

wish cooky was playing

could do with a solid 114* (612)

Literally the man England need right now.

In Dublin if you want a potato cake with your fish and chips you've to ask for a potato scallop. A potato cake in Dublin is cooked in your frying pan, it's made from cold mashed potatoes and flour and stuff.

Might make a water sandwich

that was me haha

think of the sheer amount of balls he would leave.

Hey guys Tim here, if we could change gear on the food discussion and try to keep on topic, I’d appreciate it. Thanks, enjoy your weekends

Pattinson's extremely wide ball variation is dangerous.

There you have it, direct from the Potato authorities - "cake" faggots BTFO.

>We want Trump
Is that Trumpbabby costume guy in the crowd again?

had a bagel earlier

Thought the ECB were the potato authorities though

Gas yourself

it's Tom, Myspace guy is named Tom, you ninny

Pineapple fritter.

GONE

>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT>ROOT

Elite post

i see the french invasion has had long-standing ramifications

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why are you so intimidated by circular baked products?

IF till 5p la
sipping on black coffee rn

You're not fooling anyone, cuntsack

>Pattinson has a sleeve tattoo
only way i can tell him apart from Hazlewood. Some sort of facial blind spot.

also called potato fritter

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She was fucking horrid and and got me busted, what now, what do I do now?

I don't know what you're talking about, William is a quintessentially British name.

Never seen or heard of them.

5000 IQ mate

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reckon I fooled you from your seething tone

only been drinking water for the last 2 weeks and feel fantastic, might just be a placebo though, nice waking up in the morning full of energy

>deficit below 300

it's all over for australia at this point

had this with Thersa May

literally could never imagine what she looked like mentally, always confused her with the woman who plays Audrey on Corrie

They both look like generic lads you see round here in Leeds.

Full of beans is a weird saying

I like those but they're rare here, my local Albanian chipper don't want to do them.

>trusting a Brazilian for porn recs

Not the smartest decision you've ever made mate, thought it could have gone a lot worse...

WALLOP

PHWOAAARR THE CRUNCH ON THAT ONE

>wheat protein
don't tell me poms actually fall for this?

u reckon wrongly

Most fish and chip shops do them, I thought.

They have protein pellets in them

McDonalds has been taken off my Uber eats

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>Dong him over the top

They do. Dunno where he blew in from.

>seething tone
'cuntsack' is a perfectly acceptable substitute for 'neighbour'

>62% carb
>19% protein

GONE

GOT HIM

FUCK OFF

GET BACK ON THE BOAT CUNT

they have shit protein pellets in them, I don't actually eat em, just memeing

Yeah I can see what you mean with them but seeing them in the same situation every time when they're running in is what gets me I think.
Probably not long before Hazlewood has a sleeve then too.

walk there fatso

Unironically just had a maccy ds for breakies

taking my weather station to the next level lads

Will Denly get out of the nervous 20s

Is it an eastern states thing?

Buying one from Bunnings tomorrow.

why would you go in any other thread on this site when you can talk to some fellow anglo autists about brekky

Just got home from the game lads....

iggs lads....

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>could just eat a food naturally high in protein
>"No I think I'll just eat a food that's naturally extremely low in protein and add protein pellets to it"

Literally why?

I heard some bloke on the radio, late night, in Australia he used to work at some fish and chip shop in Dubbo or somewhere like that and he used to make mock prawn cutlets.
He said he used cauliflower, battered and fried in old oil.

cunts FUCKED
we might not even get a home final

More of a cricket club, to be honest.

FIFTY PARTNERSHIP

Thanks for at least keeping this interesting, Rootard.

I'm in Perth, so no.

COOKED & ROOTED

everyone loves the weetabix m8
plus I don't fancy eating chicken breast for brekky

there are probably people in this thread who eat their cereal with water, GRIM

no other board on this site can match our high IQ

reckon these 2 need to stick around for another 200 runs or so for england to be in with a chance

>50 partnership
Worrying intensifies.

HAHA SUCK SHIT SEETHING CUNT THANKS WHORETHORN GOOD OL' COLLINGWOOD FOREVER CUNTSSSSSSS

my dear bro

Just eat yoghurt, you can buy stuff that has like 20 grams in a serve of only 600kj

if these two get a 100 partnership are englel winning?

wobblies will get rooted by peelong lad

They could get to 200-2 and I still wouldn't think there was a chance.

THAT is what you get for not supporting Freo.

What about the fucken "English Breakfast" - was it all just memes to sell me extra food at the cafe?

The Great British bulldog spirit on display here, Churchill would be proud

if I start posting...will there be a wicket

Afl is shit

>airy drive outside off
Yeah, keep doing that. Guaranteed runs.

>just getting home
Christ, how far do you have to travel?

>dont start mate
kek based paine

yes sir thank u sir

only way to eat vitabrits mate

Fine on the weekend but couldn't be doing it every day

if I had that every day I'd be late for work and 30 stone

x

England need to bat the game on not lose wickets imo. Get to 200 and it could be a very interesting day 5

Can't believe there are actually people who have a full English every morning. Imagine the state of their bowels.

Got their tails up, lads.

get a misses lad

>oh nathan

The Assassination of English Cricket by the Coward Joe Root

Miguel Cummins 0 (41)
Elite WI tail end blocker

surely they don't exist
a bacon sarnie every day would be a push

Some people actually fucken WORK for a living

leafs know square bats exist?

I worked at the game so had to stay back for a while obviously

The state of that RR

That started as a meal for workers finishing their night shift, so it's basically a heavy meal for workers to rejuvenate themselves and go home and sleep.
It's called a Full Irish Breakfast here and it's pretty much the same thing.
Really good if you want to be obese and dead by 55.

>White people

There's that bloke who celebrates Christmas every day but I think his doctor forced him to stop

This, I eat 12-13 thousand kj on a work day and I weigh 72 kg.

>letting england get bast 67

oh dear

N I C E
B O W L E D
N A A A T H A N ! ! !

t. The Hundred PR Manager

Yeah I get up at 6 and have a caffeine pill for breakfast. Wage labour truly is grim.

Pretty sure it's a firemans breakfast and it's what you feed the stokers after they've got the boiler up and running.

Which ethnic security guard are you?

Do you have to clean up the stadium after everyone leaves? If so, my apologies.

We are building them up to knock em down

pretty comfy RR for a summers afternoon desu

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Yeah that too. I know here it was dockworkers. The principle is it's really only ok to eat if you're working hard like.

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Any strike rate over 30.00 is a brainless slog

Young getting BTFO by wilf

>denly is not far off facing 100 balls

blimey lads

Cunts gurning his chops off

t. geoffrey in yorkshire

I HAD to start eating bacon and sausages and even protein powder when I was doing hard labour simply to prevent myself from turning into a skeleton.

root century incoming?
the ultimate redemption?

B-Brisbane will win, right?

I know round bats, square bats, flying bats, ding bats, all types of bats. Until today, ive seen every type of bat except for a fruit bat, but then I saw Root at the crease.

only if we win.... which we won't

...

>specialist short leg fielder in as sub

not in the spirit of the game is it lads

Did Smith reincarnate?

>bowling shane

Never thought I'd hear those beautiful words again lads

re link it when root and denly are still in after tea, then i might give it a bit more notice.

>marnoose

Fucken missed englel passing 67. Was there any cheer?

Business idea: teach our batsmen to leg spin, it seems to correlate strongly with batting performance

Marnoose

Neither of these, no

yes

It's true and it's good for you. There's these seriously dumb fat cunts over here that drive trucks for a living and think they're working hard and they eat a breakfast roll which is a full Irish in a 12 inch baguette.
My brother used to work as a labourer and I was always laughing at him being asleep by half eight at night, I never did that myself but respect.

Really need to poach some more yarpie refugees

hands off they're ours

anyone baking?

>he's never seen a wombat

thoughts on brad pitt bruce lee meme on Yea Forums?

You're Brad Sheppard, aren't you?

Makes chinks seethe so a big tick

I wish

T Iqbal
A Ali
M Labuschagne
S Smith
H Nicolls
R Jadeja
Q de Kock
V Philander
P Cummins
I Sharma
J Bumrah

Based Clarke exposing the English as ball tampering yesterday.

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pizza ya

>ML Cummins b Jadeja 0 (45b 0x4 0x6) SR: 0.00
BRAINY

Love cuckentino tbqph, my favourite thing about his movies is where he relives his childhood memories of watching his crackhead mother getting fucked by a big black bull by showing white men and women getting fucked by big black bulls.

>OK to eat
All that processed red meat is terrible for you no matter what. There are other sources of calories and protein that don't give you cancer.

based pauleen