OFFICIAL NORWICH CITY v CHELSEA MATCH THREAD 2

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stop posting porn.

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Have hey done that chant that goes Chelsea Chelsea chelsea Chelsea yet?

b&r

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GIRUGAMESH

>Chelnotverygood 10th

LMAO Lumplard out.

based

He's made in heaven

But that's a /vp/ character.

Imagine supporting a club rather than just pukki

PUKKI :DDD

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Pulisick is garbage, a poor man's Mount.

PULIKKI

Fuck this gay nigga

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Don't reply to me if you're gay

She will be anime eventually.

Is for faggots

AND MANGA

Mount is just a poor man's Sancho though

chavski have conceded 7 goals in 2 and a half games

*replies*

POST PORN PASSES!

?Teemu Pukki is the 10th player to have scored in each of his first three @premierleague appearances, while only Pavel Pogrebnyak also scored as many as five in his first three in the competition

Hopefully he'll become as much of a legend of Pavel Pogrebynak

Name?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can't believe Chelsea is going to get relegated...

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ERA

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s-sauce

>Lestah could have easily scored three in th 2nd half and kept them in the relegation zone

Has Lampard solved football lads?

sneed

george

Christian Pulisic

>Slav on Slav violence

You hate to see it.

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He's playing 4D chess. Which is a problem, because everyone else is playing football

you're joking but pavel pogrebynak was a literal pre virgil van dick original man mountain and beast. He won the finald league two times and score many goals at brondby.

i was on a george advert, got to do the old thats asda price thing

reminder that chelsea haven't even had their second half collapse yet

apolonia lapiedra

Chelsea is English anderlecht this season

raikou from fgo

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i don't give a shit mate

How many loops did it take you to see angry northener's wife rising from the crypt with him?
How many to see that the guy who looks back is doing it, because the balding guy behind him got a cheeky bum pinch in? And that the two guys next to stroke man noticed?

pleb taste in porn

>just logged into Yea Forums
>2-2
wtf why did I miss that first half

old.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/cuskdn/norwich_city_22_chelsea_fc_pukki_31/

pukki = reddit

simple as

im hungry lads

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you been on tv lad?

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Who will win a game first?

Fat Frank or Vincent Kompany

Dubs and finland qualifies to european championships and knocks england out in the quarterfinals

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Anyone got a stream/acestream?
footybite ain't working for me

Why are you fasting?

Kek

You zoomers need an app for fasting?

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Pukki feed me more points.

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Yea Forums = reddit
Literally no difference.

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kompany gave up already

He fell for the fast meme

>Kompany

he is not the manager anymore

fasting is a bad gimmick. listen to your body. eat when you're hungry

Pay for sky sports

Did Stiepermann just get booked for that perfectly clean challenge?

i wish my dick was this big

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>In March 2019 Pogrebnyak was accused of racism after saying it was "laughable" for black players to represent the Russian national team

Based

All me btw

>northerner's wife
Oh wow, only after watching, it after you mentioned it, for about 7 times.

im cutting

but it makes cutting easier since i can have a bit meal for dinner

Lads it's hot here, like Mallorca "sat in your hotel room waiting to have a massive shit because you've had a full English breakfast with beer every day for a week" hot.

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How Chelsea thought this backline was decent enough to start the season with is beyond me.

Thank you.

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Jorginho should be off

it's dipping

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Redpill me on Norwich.

WÖÖÖÖ PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

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Fucking legend.

>le virgin rumunka

They had a transfer ban

Dubs and finland qualifies to european championships and knocks sweden out in the quarterfinals

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who else out of here when NHL season starts? so sick of this pussyfooting in this sport HOCKEY REAL MANS SPORT

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Transfer ban, they can't buy anybody

I'm a cocaine addict lmao

Retard

>BARKLEL

a girl kissing his willy and he's not even hard . gay

why is it so hard for you to just have a wank and move on?

Could have already won one of the ref didn't give an imaginary penalty to maline
Yes he still is, just not during game when he plays

ylilauta.org/sekalainen/105835464

Pukki=ylilauta

Simple as

still can loan tho

>.png

>the growth after 2016

no wonder boards like /sci/ and /his/ have been completely raped to death by /pol/ mongoloids

I'm a (You) addict lmao

It's genuinely one of the GOAT webms, because you really do see something new every time. Along with the basketballer riling up the crowd webm

>nigger celebrating drawing to norwich at half time
top lel

Young bull Mount is a future England captain.

I always knew that you egyptbro was a good boy. As they say, it's better to get lost with the wise than to find with the stupid. There are plenty of stupid ones here and I have always appreciated the accuracy of your statements. Greetings!

Bit haram Tbh lad

>barklel

slave mentality

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Don't eat dinner when you're fasting. It's best if yoi have a large lunch and then skip dinner, gives your body time to digest before bed and whatnot. Go for ~18 hrs without food but 8 are sleep so it's not bad.

Good slave

Usually a nothing yoyo club. This season they've actually looked pretty exciting though

I find most infuriating when players fake an injury and show agony, you think this dude might be dying. Then one minute later the same dude with a near dead experience is sprinting at full speed down the line.

What a pussy sport. I blame Brazillians for this.

Zouma a shit, just use Tomori camon frank.

gutter thread

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just puki drink kilju

Sorry to break it to you kid but nobody watches niggerpuck

t. Fatso

My favourite is the obviously tourist guy taking a video while smirking.

He's clearly mentally ill

P

I am aware. Should have spent more time trying to acquire a CB that's worth a shit than going all in for Pulisic.

put 20euro on 4.75 for Norwich for lulz

teemu pukki desu

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>kovashit cost forty million of the queen's head
Madrid must be absolutely screaming

>Regency Security Stand

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GOD FUCKING DAMNIT I THOUGHT PULISIC WOULD BE HELPFUL BUT HE CANT DO SHIT FUCK THIS FAGGOT

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He can't solve a 4 piece puzzle.

imagine how sore that would be on his willy if he dropped her

nah im making steady progress with the routine im doing now
lost 8kgs in 2 months time which is exactly what i was aiming for, going back to bulkan at the end of september

?

he was fantastic the 1st half

#pray4abrahamstwitter

Stroke guy gets me every. Fucking. Time.

wrong

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mommy

>he was fantastic the 1st half
Oof

>sessions
That has more to do with cellphones and multi-device browsing than any paranoid influx of boogeymen

not clicking this what happens

Fucking Norwich are running through his side lmao

I fucking hate Finland and Finnish people.

>200.000
OH NO NO NO

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I dont know how to feel about this

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ALMOST LIKEIN OLD TIME WHEN A MAN LURKED Yea Forums TO BEAT MEAT TO GIF WITH A TRANVESTITE WHICH WAS BLACKING SHE'S DICK LEFT AND RIGHT.

Imagine if norwich had players that could play football instead of Hanley and Stiepermann

she's colonized

fucking

the sheer amount of times this fucking google advert plays and that fucking i don't care song blares out of my television makes me want to throw my fucking beer through the screen
it's such an irritating fucking song

whatever happened to eva carneiro lads? Is she still alive?

Nothing lmao, there's a guy fucking her on the other side

Bleached

>*

>Wondering if NBCSN is American or British
>Ads are about testosterone complement to help men in their 40's to get muscles
Yeah it is s American

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momma

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Mustard Gas

>In the club
>Dancing with my girlfriend
>Some big blonde Sweedish viking steps up
>Grabs her
>Says some shit like "Hei mies, hän on tyttöni nyt aion munaa häntä koko yön"
>Yo what the fuck

MFW Pukki cucked me

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despise australians, lads

Sued Chelsea and won, think she left Chelsea after it and is living the neet life

Cope

Sure, that is a problem too but I don't think 2016 was some magical year when it started. I don't mind race related discussion or IQ threads but when there are literally 8 threads of both in the catalogue in a slow board, it fucking sucks. Not to mention how easily the average r/the_donald mutt is baited with false flag posts to derail threads.

those adverts are great

That feeling when loving both sports. Why no both?

STOP BULLYING US, IT'S NOT OUR FAULT FAT TEXANS HAVE LOW TEST

How Pukki fucks.cope

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Pretty sure the Sancho numbers are wrong. Or if they're right it's with all bonuses included. German media have said about 6m a year before taxes, which would be a little over 100k a week.

So many American adverts are dedicated to selling them dodgy shit to put in their bodies for “vitality” and “performance” etc etc. They’re a lost cause.

Why they stopped people pretending to care in cricket after the world Cup win, that's a win in my book

I meant the city.

how many will pukki score in the second half?

teemu could so easily have expressed his dislike for scotland since we didn't take to him and he didn't do that well.

instead he had this to say
>"Scottish football is not easy. It’s not a bad league at all"

humble af. pukki = best human

she left after that fuss with Mourinho few years ago. I think she's doing some charity medicing in some third world.

I suppose. New to football. One of my new professors is a big Crystal Palace fan, what does that say about him?

Oh. Well the city's shit

Hello chaps.

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i know it has an old market

i admire their ability to be terrible

good post

Wages in the media never make sense, United players wages seem to double everytime the media reports one 9f their players

teemu puu kii

Is he an angle that god sent to save football?

>racial differences are only skin deep

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finland

Dubs and Norwich scores at 90 to make it 3-2

Sounds like Minneapolis.

Reminder to bet Chelshit to win at roughly even money right now. You’re an imbecile if you don’t

I'm pretty sure for the Sancho ones that are being reported they assumed the German numbers were post tax, so then added tax and converted it.

YELLOWS
YELLOWS
YELLOWS

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>angle
he's not english

Some OC while watching the game.

>Norwich Defence

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>Backing a manager that literally has not won a single game in the league

Yeah, no

no it doesn't lol.

No, but he is acute

Again, that's more a reflection on the state of the works then any fundental change in the site. Projecting >muh_Donald into posts is the most Redditcrossposter faggotry imaginable too. You sound like a post-2013 newfag. Sort yourself out.

Pretty fancy place, if you ignore the bizzare farmer boy accent

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Pukki is top 3 striker in the prem after Aubameyang and Lacazette
t. Peter Svensso- I mean Pettri Ruotsalainen

>Founded in the latter part of the 11th century to supply Norman merchants and settlers moving to the area following the Norman conquest of England, it replaced an earlier market a short distance away. It has been in operation on the present site for over 900 years.

>this Minnesota cope

Your state has been worthless since Prince died.

full of inbreeding sadly

>t. coastal redneck fragility

at least it's not boring

I slept through my alarm
What have I missed?

KENDO VITTUUN SUOMESTA

Nah lad, Norwich is great.

chelshit are 15th in the table

Worst UK accent by a distance

what app is that?

Pulisic being involved in both Chelsea goals, and Pukki being Pukki.

>pulishit

Nick Rekieta's from Minnesota at least

Lampard's last match for Chelsea

>Implying its worse than Brummie or Scouse
Sure it's not westcountry, dales, or valleys but it's not the worst

Norwich has the highest % of medieval architecture of any city in the U.K. Used to be the second most important city before the industrial revolution. Something like 30% of the population of England used to live in Norfolk because of all the farming.

you know that the fappening and the 2016 elections was a major source of newfags

>tfw you remember pixel quality streams
>pic related

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i am here to discuss Jesse Puljujarvi

Why yes I am the league top scorer how could you tell?

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Your alarm

Do you mean Brummie, or do you mean Yam Yam?

why are they clapping

fan who died

If Nathan Lyon was a delicious chocolate confectionary he would be called Nathan Lion bar

the one you get in Dudley

for pukki

The genepool was improved

boring sport, ill just watch the pukki hat trick highlights i guess

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They thought something cool happened

>he thinks this is /cric/

for pulisic

Hello has Pukki scored yet

>4 games
>4 completely different rivals by style and power level.
>4 equal statistics
>4 Cuckenings

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That's yam yam

I think that's Yam Yam. Brummie is pretty much exclusively Birmingham

Gorilla Monsoon passed away

He will score a header from a corner on the 63rd minute. Come back then.

Wrong thread lad.

9/11

Zero Fasting Tracker

>Norwich - 2
Almost a 100% chance that he has

For me

I shall wear my FC KooTeePee scarf until then.

yes
assist too

haha funny leaf

>sprain wrist
>lay in the grass

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based

>formerly the second city due to farming
>declined before the industrial revolution
>medieval architecture

Interesting. No real American equivalent to this. Closest thing I can think of is Virginia, but it doesn't really count because that state is booming for being next to Washington DC.

Zouma is forever Championship level in his abilities

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Its happening. Put me in the screencap

WILL YOU STOP?

Chelsea board is baffling, how can you ruin a league winning side the way they have in the last couple of years? How do you fuck up youth transfers over and over again so you get Transfer banned all three years
So much money wasted on shit players too lmao
Terribly incompetent

pulishit is not a very good football player

Imagine if Chelsea had Pukki instead of pulishit

ty

K

Suit yourself

That's what happens when you let your side chick control transfers

digits and p*kki gets a career ending injury today

absolute state of fat frank

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Agreed

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that's because he's a soccer player ;^)

at least he's american

how many times has Pulishit fallen down this game? not even when touched by a Norwich player

sometimes he just falls on his own trying to control the ball

what the fuck is going on

The quality of American football players is very poor.

needed physio to come on just to rub it better

Hitler planned to make his victory speech from the balcony of Norwich City Hall
Also the pedestrianisation of the city centre has been a hotly contested topic for decades now.

>attack Pulisic
>refuse to sell Greenland

Is there no end to the insults we must tolerate from these Danish savages?

Pulisic would do better in a league with other manlets like in Spain. He's getting bullied around the pitch

They did one good transfer in 5 years
They should fire the whole board at this point

dubs and pukki wins the game

puligoat will score the game winner
screencap this

I'd absolutely give everything I own to see her covered in gob from deepthroating a BBC

>lampoyes

why didn't barkley shoot?

I wouldn't know, I don't follow mediocre players like P*lishit, that had been spammed by yanks for months on this board.

just shoot you retard

most useless dribble of the season award goes to barkley

CANE THE DANE

>88 min winner inc

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>barklol

>Serbian doesn't like a Croatian-American

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>Rosshit Barkshit

weirdo

she should direct a strap on up my ass haha

He's finished m8, 3 more weeks and he's on the bench. In the Netherlands by next season. Screencap this

>Skank Shartmart

chelsea have nobody good on their bench apart from giroud

Why don't Chelsea just play worse than their opponents, this being the better team thing doesn't seem to be working for them

SOUP-A
SOUP-A FWANK

why are chelsea supporters such gormless mongs? literally the most stupid sounding fans in football

based degenerate

City centres should be pedistrianised. If councils want to prove they're actually serious about both the environment and improving public health, they need to be making sure it's easy to get around city centres by foot. The number of roads where there are little to no crossings in most city centres is ridiculous. And then when there are crossings, they heavily favour traffic over pedestrians.

CHI

He would be good for a team like Kilmarnock or Portland Timbers

Is Barkley still playing on the wing?

>The best Chelsea player is an American

lmao """"soccer""""

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Krul is very underrated. I still remember that worldie he had against Spurs a few seasons back with Newcastle.

alri alan partridge

So how soon until Lamptard gets fired?
>hurrr moar yung player good go Abraham my son

>lelmerson

>Giroud
>Good

Kante is an American dual citizen?

kovacic is pretty good lads

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CHI

what's their best chant?

i can see your mistake based on the skin colour, but zouma isnt american mate

>that Krul save

Right on to him, but impressive not to give a rebound.

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FUCK OFF
ERA
FUCK VAR

ref is bought

Cope harder faggot

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How do we fix chelsea?

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Fantastic pass

you mean the worst? ok maybe second worst because their worst and their best are both french

>24th August
>still zero (0) win for Chelsea
What did Lampard mean by this ?

*comes off the bench and scores*
egg on your face lad

Birmingham is bringing a clean air zone into the centre where cars non compliant with new petrol regulations have to pay extra to get it, it's a good start but you'll still need to allow lorries and stuff in so the shops and pubs can stay stocked

Var Sinson at it again.

>0 muscle
>fat
grim

not a big fan of gays being treated like people t b h

Toilet paper in deck in case of sharting

CHEWL SAY CHEWL SAY CHEWL SAY CHEWL SAY

lifelong norwich city fan for 3 weeks here, where is norwich located exactly?

Uhhhhhhh VAR? Mmmmm. Hmmmm indeed. Yikes. Ugh, hmmm.

I think ERA

weird looking leg

he means to get sacked by december

>barklel

his iq must be sub 70

ERA PENAL

you forget that people need access to Dixons

based VAR not solving anything by its non-interventionist policy

I honestly don't even know why you'd drive in a city centre anyway. Takes you an hour just to drive through it.

Not 0, but yes I need to workout. Having kids kills your time

norf

fucking VARball yawwwwn borint boring boring yeahhhh well done sick idea fucking lers vring in a camera system that slows down and ruins the only fucking interesting sport we have left yehhh not like its been finctioning PERFECTLY FUCKING NORMAL for years nope lets totally change it haha yesss great idea fuck this fucking sport fucking var and FUCK THE GERMAN CUNTS WHOC REATED IT

Okie dokie, but if they are all pedestrianised like that how are they going to restock the shops in the city centre?

just like the average English lad

Isn’t var supposed to intervene if the ref misses something

east anglia, the so-called rump of britain

lmao norwich are fucking shit

how is fwank not winning?

Guys I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>Only thieves complain of security cameras

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ok this is based

he's 1/4 Nigerian

true. but they're scared it will lose the suburban commuter dollar. i don't think it would though because even if they did it without public transit to the extent that the centres had extremely poor accessibility a lot of stores still wouldn't want set up out of town. cities will always have a large number of residents and workers and out of town retail parks will never be as trendy as the city. cities don't believe any of that though. so they'll play it safe and suck up to drivers

>that unbiased commentary from the BT pundit

Is Pukki the GOAT?

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only if it's a "clear and obvious error" by the ref

Enjoy being shot.

I think they are pretty cool and brave. Newcastle are shit at the moment.

Absolutely seething about a grazed knee that took 3 replays to see kek

PUKKI PUKKI PUKKI

but refs are never wrong and never make mistakes

because Buendia-Cantwell-Pukki

shame about the rest of the team

>over half an hour since Pukki last scored

Is he, dare I say, done?
A two-and-a-half game wonder?

Oh Tammy Tammy!!!

TAMMY

pedestrian streets usually have a lorry only access within a designated time frame. either that or they use back allies

Uhhhhh me shooot goal?

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BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED BLACKED

yeah but they constantly miss passes and even throw the ball out for goal kicks

BASEDBRAHAM

yeah what a cunt

Only a mount of time

TAMMMYYYYYY

BASED FUCKING TAMMY

ABRAGOAT

ALL IS FORGIVEN MY FAVOURITE NEGRO

Pulisic has been fucking SHIT again

Worst flop of the last 10 years? Chelski are gonna finish 10th cos of him

Fucking nigger.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IMAGINE BELIEVING IN PUKKI HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>farke

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I would just like to point out that if you criticized Abraham for missing the penalty in the super cup then you're legally not allowed to cheer when he scores

This is the post

AAAaaaa SPOILER

why didn't they show the VAR lines like they do in the city games?

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>Krul

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pukkifags on life support

Norrich is going to be absolutely wrecked by teams who can keep the ball

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APOLOGISE TO KOVACIC RIGHT NOW
APOLOGISE TO KOVACIC RIGHT NOW
APOLOGISE TO KOVACIC RIGHT NOW
APOLOGISE TO KOVACIC RIGHT NOW
APOLOGISE TO KOVACIC RIGHT NOW

Lmao Norwich's defenders are awful

OH SHIT

Why is he named Tammy and not Tommy?

garbo goalkeeper

racists btfo

>shitty championship strikers dominating the game

this game is a championship fixture

You were saying?

>TIM KRUL

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BIG TAMMY

its kevin

kys cuck

He got us promoted you stupid twat

kek

yay tammy

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Is everyone at Chelsea a manlet or is Tammy just really tall?

youtube.com/watch?v=RjuntnM9Z90

favourite premier league players lads? for me its DescriptionKevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham

Pep, get back to training pls...

wtf that gk

Watch Abraham ''''''earn'''''' an england call up now

yes

lad
is
six foot five

why does lamps drop kante literally chelseas best player

Ngubu Bakonana

is he British?

hes injured

imagine saving and posting shit like this

remember when Chelsea was elite? now they have all these literal whos

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yes you racist PIG thats a quintessentially british name

TROLLBAR

>falling for the fake UTV poster

>rhis set pieces defending
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Tammy's loving excellent desu. Great movement and finally putting the ball in the net.

Better to call him up and give him five minutes to tie him down, than risk Nigeria snatching him away

It's called "time", negrito.

That's why I'm not following the team anymore. I won't support Villa until we are nigger free.

>DescriptionKevin
Funny name that but nigs gonna nig I guess

Chelsea defending is making Norwich players look like Messi ffs

oh my.

*cracks*
*sips*
makelele
ahhhh now THAT was a real chelsea legend

Its sure better to watch Darius, RJ, Jerome, DeShawn and Darnell play concussionegg for 40seconds + the mandatory 3minute mcdonalds commercials.

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Norwich is activated now, prepare for the Pukki hat trick

as fish and chips

These millimetre VAR lines are bloody ridiculous

now im hungry

How did Lampard tame such a specimen?

good he can stop being considered english then

>lamfart
>elite

Lol

why?

with a cheeky wank

Reminder that Pulisic was one of the worst players in the Bundes last season.

>double barreled last name

ofc

ha ha!
time for jiroo!

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Yeah just saw his reply

Sorry, I won't give him anymore attention

>"first englishman to score 2 goals...."
>english

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>runner up for ballon’dor

>it's offside after all
VAR is such bullshit.

Stupid sexy Giroud.

That's Lewandowski

Wait why didnt VAR pull up that dive

dreadful free kick that

Why not?

low iq post

What was offside

>First substitution in 75th minute
>It's a pointless one

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let's defenders away with not knowing what the fuck is going on. no defender is deliberately trying to play someone offside by the width of a big toe.

if someone is on a run and offside by that amount the defender is clueless yet the VAR saves their arse

Tammy's goal.

what does it have to do? kek. they used to have NT players even in the bench, now they play some yugos and premiership tier players
what I'm asking is, did the money over?

Wasn't Lewandowski the top scorer?

>Highest scoring midfielder in prem league history
>runner up in ballon dor after Ronaldinho
>not elite

get eyes checked
oh wait you're that ABC

my days who the fuck is this commentator on BT hes such a miserable moaning old cunt hes doing my fucking nut in

>>runner up

Lmao

what? who cares about intent?

I cannot find the words to describe how shit Barkley is.

who is it?

Imagine complaining about shit like this on a website founded to discuss japanese and anime culture, like majority of the banners and crossboard banners are japanese themed might be better for you

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Chris Sutton

>NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE GOALKEEPER THAT'S A FOUUUUUULLLLLLLL

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Mason Mount is soo good. Elite talent

HAHAHA

your favorite player has never been anywhere close to that though

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Poolisick is pretty good lads too bad Lampard has told him to pass and never shoot

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>211 clubs goals
>Won everything bar the Supercup in career
>Best attacking midfielder of his generation
>runner up for golden boot

NO ERA

>That’s a foul on the keeper.

>Runner up

FUCKING LOL

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Such a ridiculous rule, keepers should never be trying to catch it when the ball is contested like that

Imagine not getting off to 500 years old vampire loli femdom.

in any competitive environment, the adjudicator's ability to provide the benefit of the doubt is vital to the games integrity and fun.

technology removes that completely.

>goalkeeper too much of a pussy to keep hold of the ball when he's the biggest strongest player on the pitch and can use his arms
>wins a foul every time

Pathetic.

He's a bit of a bellend on 606

Then again they're all bellends on 606

Chris Sutton has to be my least favourite pundit
total wanker, talks a load of shite

>that will be the only time Zouma will knock a ball into the back of the net this entire season

Kovacic is a fucking horse.

Player of the game

German sky sports guy is sucking Norwich cock because of all the ex bundes on there

>pulishit

>knock the keeper over when he has 2 hands on it causing him to drop the ball
>not a foul

yes and most of us were weeaboos when we initially found this shit website a decade ago but most of us have grown out of our autistic 14 year old anime phase
if you're actually still watching cartoons past the age of 20 you really need to fucking sort your life out

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Yes there can only be one elite player at any given moment, all others are shit.

game's gone. goalkeepers can just jump into players and always get a foul

Well, it is. He had the ball in his hands and Jirou jumps into him.

any argument based on feelings is irrelevant

He clearly has money on a Chelsea win.

>best attacking midfielder of his generation

dubs and pukki scores equalizer in 89th minute

PULIMISS

>responding to a troll who says lampard isn't good

>implying Zoomer isn't a ticking own goal timebomb

Based triple sub

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Imagine making a point this beta.

dubs and pukki scores twice to win 4-3

He was second best in the world for that year. Your precious Steven “occasional BLOOTER” Gerard or Paul “pass a million times” Scholes

i remember one time pushing some weeb faggots in the canal lol

LamGOAT >>>> MEMEry
All day. Any day.

chris sutton is a proper twat to be fair

Poolisic

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I like that we can see the bench and managers on the far side of the pitch

pukki scores now

it's not based on feelings.

Ref has lost the ability to use his discretion. which is his job

is pukki gonna make it bros?

Reminder he got dabbed on in the CL by Gerrard that year

Couldn’t achieve that*

lol wtf

Get the dirty chimp off the field, fuck VAR

DO IT FOR HIM

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That shithouse cunt should be off.

>Norwich in an attacking position
>people start commenting poolisic so you know it amounts to nothing
Shame

cry more

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science gives justice

>t. Tsumugi 'Coal Burner' Kotobuki

>VAR

If you like anime you are a fucking loser.

And Gerard’s entire career was dabbed on after that.

genuinely thought that was a fat old tattoo’d man shirtless

based

>4 games
>0 goals
>1 assist
THIS is supposed to be the hero of the USMNT?

Pulisic was 7/10 this match. You will try to deny it, but you can't.

>leftwing football fans

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cringe

>Willian

Welp, it's over.

pukki is fucking shit after 60th minute

Yeah, don't care though.

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>we will not go quietly into the night
>suicide by age 30

Nah, if you watch anime you're a pedophile

Need Sutton out of business

is there a sport in existence that has more biased commentary than english football? it's actually hard to watch

It's pretty mainstream here, you can find episodes of currently airing shows on in pubs and people talk about it at work. It's similar to sports in that way

Grow up. Be honest, how old are you?
If you're actually an "oldfag" like you're pretending to be, you should at least be around the age of 25. Which makes you watching cartoons even sadder.

based

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Cringe

well he is almost 30 and can't run around all game

...

checked

He's playing in a proper league now lad, smashing bratwurst guzzlers isn't an accomplishment

That's because Ireland is a nation of losers.

Tell that to 35 y/o Ronaldo

is it anime posting time?

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Fuck off back to eire you freak

>you can find episodes of currently airing shows on in pub
What fucking pubs do you go to? The most I see is the occasional guy reading some manga on his tablet on the bus. And when I say the occasional guy I mean like 2.

then maybe he should fuck off back to championship then

Who is this shit commentator? Guy is absolutely awful.

>tiny touch on the knee
>"that's a penalty"
>keeper gets fouled
>"he should be stronger, that should be a goal"
>small unintentional foul
>"that should be a red"

>Discussing anime in pubs
Good troll that

Reminds me of the "my ancestors" meme

According to what? Your feelings?
Sports is about entertainment, it doesn't need scientific precision.

>Pooki

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>the fucking mobile game ads all over the stadium
did nobody ever think this might be too much

But sp told me Ronaldo is a goal hanger

2 assists

Faggot

Even the fucking founder of this website is no longer a weeaboo and managed to become a respectable member of society. Whats stopping you?
Most of us have long grown up from watching Chinese animations.

>small unintentional foul
He stamped on him

Watching shy ASMRist slowly turn into a total THOT is fucking great

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there is always doubt even with VAR, principally when it comes to deciding what is and isn't a 'significant incident' . Ref is employed (and respected) for his expertise and many of these will be judgement calls which is fine 1. you can't root it out no matter how much you 'science' it up and 2. football is a game of human endeavour and not played by machines

you are making the same argument as people who scoff at educated politicians and plead for technocracy even if said technocracy advises wiping half the population. .

chris sutton aka dopey mongloid cunt

>Alonso

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he's known for being an annoying faggot in the UK

noice

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>GOATisic subbed out
Chelshit is fucked

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for obviously

>Middle class incel fash wannabe liking a working class sport.

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Alonso is ready to KILL the opposition.

>not playing Alonso

What is Lampard thinking?

>mfw Fairy Char returned last week

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Kevin Oghenetega Tamaraebi Bakumo-Abraham man of the match. Powerful.

Based and red-pilled. Only sexual deviants and pedophiles like that shit.

Go read a Russell Brand book, fagnigger.

Have an arranged marriage.

>bakumo
crease

Just fuck off dude.

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>Norwich fans abusing Mount
Inbred cunts can’t wait until their irrelevant team fucks off back to the Championship.

FOOTBALL = SOLVED

Just like Amouranth

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Is Pulisic to Mount the new special relationship?

thats a bloke btw

>implying

he's excited for the new code geass

>wah wah me no likey libruls

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who will be the first defence to get a clean sheet against pukki

get yourself a girlfriend lads you're killing yourselves

Is accepting reality that hard for you? Will escapism by watching cartoons really benefit you in the long term?
Ignorance is bliss, I guess.

Is the game over yet so I can turn it off.

It can't be

Stoke

she's working today lad

pardon me, but that's a big cock

>Fairy Char
Ugh. Ummm. No offense but, she's not really good looking is she?

Dude, please. She's always slutty since the beginning.

How can I look like that then?

[Citation Required]

eternal reminder

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BAVI

true he can't perform against 11 defenders. thats why he failed at celtic

>working class
>today's left wing promoting every possible thing that harms the working class
brainlet commie faggot

Norwich are shite, how the fuck did they smash Newcastle?

He scored against them last season.

>g-guys, lets stop talking about tactics and lets start talking about how to end racism in football, it's 2019!

Fairy Char lying on her bed twiddling her feet is hotter than anything those fucking thots that have been posted can do.
Fuck you.
You may as well masturbate to porn.

Don't say such things

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my cashley

FOOTBALL IS SOLVED

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SOLVED

isnt this a guy?

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chelski wins! anime wins!

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They are a championship side as well. Norwich are using their 4th choice CB and they only scored in the 90th min.

yes i'm thinking football's solved

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They are good against teams who can't keep possession. Man City is going to annihilate them, but I think they will be good against more traditional britbong teams.

kino fanfic right there

>f-fuck you, i'm gonna go orbit some other streamthot instead
haha, is this real life?

Communists detest neolibs you stupid nonce

where's your citation of him no longer being weeb?

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Hopefully

That's the worst part. He's handed an opportunity to come to a realisation and instead digs himself deeper.

goodnight to everyone except this seething cringelord

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moot lives in Japan now

This but unironically.

youtube.com/watch?v=RRMJ3ftUtnw

His Twitter being void of cartoon faggotry is a good start.

>twiddling her feet
>hotter than anything those fucking thots that have been posted

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moot is a faggot.

>Tammy running up and hugging Lampard
CUTE!

The last post was fucking 3 years ago, and there's barely anything there to begin with. Oh expect an anime pic as it turns out.

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youtube.com/watch?v=9cGrT0Iqgg4

I'm just hoping you will one day realise how pathetic your life is.
Escapism isnt the answer to your problems, user.

that's no proof though, he just stops talking anime with normies since he's famous now.

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Yes, like I said, he became a respectable member of society. Apart from that one post saying goodbye, there is no weebshit. He's like 30 year olds by now.

>the only media is an anime pic

as expected from some dutch dumbo talking out of his ass

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Chelse/a/

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Yes, because you know Chris personally, right?
Just accept the fact that people grow out of weebshit. The sooner you do the better.

weebCHADs run this website, just fuck off to facebook my man

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ummm but he's not posting anything else either??? how do you know he's not watching seasonal anime, do YOU know him personally???

You mean the literal Tumblrfags from the IRC that administrate this website?
Yeah, you're correct.

I'm just making an assumption since he's 30, has a job at Google and no longer wants to be associated with his old weeaboo past.
At least I didnt make something up about him looking forward to a cartoon lmao.

have you contributed more to the society than elon musk? no? thought so.

i didn't make that up though, he posted on Yea Forums about it i just don't bother to look it up

> making an assumption since he's 30, has a job at Google
yeah, very much different from making shit up

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Hardly. The faggot also called it intentional. That's a yellow at most.

electric cars have been around for at least 100 years
what did elon musk invent?

elon musk is a boomer that is suffering from midlife crisis and tries to be hip and fit in, thats why he's doing all the cringy things
>i just don't bother to look it up
Whoa I believe you now.

Anyway by your posting style I can already tell you're probably around the age of 18, which only means you're new.

Both Vietnam and Netherlands are being really cringe desu

from your posting style i know you're 15 at best, just give it up lad. just keep making shit up and pretend that your made up shit is somehow better than other made up shit. Don't hit the door on your way out.

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>frogposting
>bringing up elon musk as some kind of good example
>weeaboo
wew lad.

>complain about frogposting on Yea Forums
as expected from a newfaggot

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