/Heem/ - Paid actress Edition

A mindbogglingly shitty point striking match with both being too afraid to take it to the ground and unable to do anything standing up.

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Maia literally has nothing to fear

AOC

what went wrong

MMMMM

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Unironically Lewis is a scared of taking damage and Ngannu was cautious of Lewis's power. You saw how much of a babby lewis was in the JDS fight.

Mees sleepy

>mmm mmm mmmm mmm
was his mum serving up some fresh orange slices?

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If Askren wins; who does he fight next to get that strap
[spoiler]And how seething will Dana be?[/spoiler]

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he fights usman, who ducks colby so he can save face and immediately retire after losing to askren

I'm surprised no one got the idea here.

The forced facial expression is supposed to depict a sophisticated academic who has grown weary of the tedious human condition and this interview is more or less plaguing his dense and superior mental capacity with severely monotonous chatter.

Wrestle fucks Maia for a decision. Possibly tko cause bjj guys are shit when they're getting ground and pounded.

Askren. Maia is over the hill

Reminder

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When will Jorge and Ben fight again. Spicvidal literally shouldn't be allowed to get away with that injustice.

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Why do you hate DC so much, Pekka? I mean, I was going for Stipe too because DC's a faggy eyepoker but come on man

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Nothing personal

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3 robberies and a soda

We're the best mma gym in the world.

Askren by TKO loss to Maia

youtu.be/fmPoVvVDYH4?t=163

Based chael

I swear to fuck Colby if you ever come to Australia me and the boys are gonna heem the fuck out of you. Don't EVER come here, balding cringe faggot.

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jobber colby is from california lmao he's not florida

cope

>NZ
yeah whatever, you're entire """"country"""" is one small seething cope to us.

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Just took the biggest till lads, had to flush the schaub twice just to get it all down

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Jéssica Andrade (c) vs. Weili Zhang
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Li Jingliang
Kenan Song vs. Derrick Krantz
Damir Ismagulov vs. Thiago Moises
Kai Kara-France vs. Mark De La Rosa
Karolline Rosa Cavedo vs. Lara Fritzen Procopio
Mudaerji Su vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Anthony Hernandez vs. Jun Yong Park
Women's Flyweight bout: Yanan Wu vs. Mizuki Inoue[6]
Bantamweight bout: Batgerel Danaa vs. Heili Alateng[17]
Light Heavyweight bout: Da Un Jung vs. Khadis Ibragimov[13]
Featherweight bout: Movsar Evloev vs. Zhenhong Lu[15]

if Maia doesn't do a flying knee in the first 5 seconds just to give him flashbacks, I'll never watch his fights ever again

askren 30-26

Awful. Hope Weili wins tho

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SKINNY CLOWN ADESANYA

first time one of Colby's girls had a little bit of personality
instagram.com/squatqueenjaneece/

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*heems you*
*loses the rematch*

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t. seething melb softcunt

Nope, try again paki.

>named janEEce
>owns a pitbull
>cunty face
>no tits
>no figure
>obsessed with enlarging her arse to compensate
>speaks out of turn

She's scum

how would colby do at lightweight

won't don't tony and colby fight before tony really gets too old and depleted from the drugs

*inhales deeply*

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the madman is going to make 115 isnt he

>profile contains mostly lewd photo of herself in primitive ape poses exposing enlarged rear
Italians consider this personality.

tony can't even beat max griffin

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> hating colby because he called his boy askren asscream

kek, they really had to softball him to avoid yet another heemer cracking him in the first

If he somehow loses this its fucking over

>back to the drawing board
>Im a hard worker
>110%
>stuck with the gameplan
>cerebral
>Im a student of the game

Are MMA fighters a bunch of brainless male thots?
how dumb is an average MMA fighter? We know that Askren is at least 130IQ, but what about others?

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askren doesn't use much iq in the octagon. he gallops forward at the start of fights like cm punk

I meant during the Colby interviews

Conor McGregor is a genius, both inside and outside the cage. Don't believe it? Then why are you orders of magnitude poorer than him? Boom roasted.

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THIS! It would be funny if Askren thinks Mia is going to wrestle with him only to realize Mia is there to strike and Askren hasn't thrown a single punch in his last two UFC fights! :^)

Troll level: Expert!

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Did he break his hand punching the old man?!

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well, this is actually his hard matchup. The matchups against guys like masvidal were supposed to be the easy ones where he could only lose via crazy meme knockouts...and he did...basically twice in a row.
This is only a "softball" in the sense that he's not going to get knocked out in the first 20 seconds, he'll at least get a chance to show his skills.

mr bone very enthusiasm

first time ever ill cheer for a black guy against a white dude (black beast and dc are white)
that neck tat make cody looks like a chinese math olympian

first time ever a girl look better on video that on instagram

2 0 9

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first time ever a bong make an ass of hi-
oh wait

Maia is gonna knock out Askren with a flying knee 2 seconds into the fight

What website do you use to watch fights if you miss the event live (non-torrent). I've been using mmaversus which seems to have died, and mma-core which still works but kinda sucks, both in quality of the uploaded videos and in all the bullshit content they tend to link there. Any better suggestions?

>Wins the story, outcome and the wrestling of the fight
>wins over england
>wins all rematches
Based mas bless

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>AAAAGGGGGHHHHH ALi hel- zzz

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Get yourself a firestick and look up how to load it on yt

*a challenger approaches*
Thawn Thelby, pleath give me Mathvidal, fanks

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Conor wins the rematch

>blessed tatoo

connor is smart indeed, just look at the size of his and askren head.

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Its the triforce ya zoomer

allfreefightvideos.com

>35 tests
>never popped

Natty King

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Relegated to fight nights? Damn

coping lanklets and framlets btfo

Red pill me on coral springs bros

The Leech vs Zaleski dos Santos next week is the real main next week.

what an absolute waste of existence usada is
look at all of the 2019 tests
what is it, less than 1% result in positives?

actually start the argument where it starts end drug testing regardless

That has all the potential to be complete shit

Please leave.

Its a quiet florida town

Anyone know where to find the Jessica Rose-Clark pics that leaked a couple years back? Can't find them anywhere.

There is literally nothing wrong with headlining a fight night if you're not a top 3 contender.

>inb4 maia opens with a flying knee

ngannou still shellshocked from the stipe fight
lewis's back was too hurt to do anything

u/jflashgordmma had an incident with an upstanding citizen at the drive-through ATM.

twitter.com/i/status/1165104285438398464

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Askren back in OneFC after this.

this dude gets in trouble pretty often eh, i remember that time he fought a guy in NY because he was assaulting his barber or something like that

I remember being so hyped about this fight, everyone was saying that there was no way it'd have gone to a decision and that one of them would have gotten brutally ko'd
What we got was way better, way more hilarious

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Thanks, looks like they only upload the maincard fights though.

>don't trust him with a bat
>trust him with a car

it was the worst timing to book it since Ngannou was still with ptsd from the Stipe fight and Lewis is a counter puncher that does nearly nothing

that the same guy ? i remember a video of a fight on the side wlak

yeah it's the same guy lol

this guy drinks smokes works out 30 minutes a day and is top 10 lol

strickland wins the rematch

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>guy seems a group of people doing suspicious shit to this car, probably taking a photo as a lead, so that their buddies can steal it later
>takes out a bat to scare away the potential thieves, doesn't want any trouble
>gets swarmed by 3 people, taken to the ground and beaten for no reason
>assailants steal his bat and quickly drive away

Proud of my fellow based redditor!

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>first time ever ill cheer for a black guy against a white dude (black beast and dc are white)
>that neck tat make cody looks like a chinese math olympian

same here, the guy seems like a total amerimutt tool of a human being and his wife is a whore

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Askren wins the story although the match is a toss up

tattoos are great because they make morons so easily identifiable

apart from pic rel and Mike Perry who are the biggest wiggers in the ufc

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just imagine what kind of a supertool you have to be to make a tatoo like that, together with those corny star tatoos...oh wait, his wife is vanzant

Israel "Skinny Clown" Adesanya

The Liverpool Loo

I'm off to bed but before I go I just want to say that Ben literally doesn't deserve all the hate he gets here. Very mean honestly.

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ok, how can someone be this hot no homo?
Ive noticed that a lot of brazilians are so hot no homo, what is going on here?

is handsome brazilian more powerful than the white chad? who is more chad?

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just look at his dude no homo, he looks like he came straight out of mexican soap opera? why arent white this hot?

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stop embarassing my flag homo

Hey heem, what was this guy's name again? I saw him posted on r/ufc

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it's true. redemption arc when

>stop embarassing my flag homo

my comment was 100% heterosexual, can you tell me how is costa this hot (no homo)?

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Boston Salmon

DC more like chinlet

Caribbean baracuda?

Tokyo Tuna

Beijing Blowfish

Miami Marlin

Paulo looks like hes been genetically engineered da ti kara zenu

beach, pão de queijo and açaí lad

>Paulo looks like hes been genetically engineered da ti kara zenu

this

>omg are those guys looking to steal my car? better get out of the car to reduce said risk

Mississauga Chilean Seabass

Werdum already HEEM'd him with a boomerang

Based

Actually sounds like a cool name

>goobysmellsapoopy.jpg

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just how fucking retarded is brendan really
what a fucking beta pussy

are u still banned on reddit bro?

Brapbrapbrapbrap brapbrapbrap

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No one cares loser

He didnt pay this one shockingly lol. The other ones it was clear because they all looked like they didnt want to be there. This one actually is enjoying herself, and Colby actually talks to this one hahahah
Pornstar Cardio is for real

mmmmmm

>hurr dur i like pizza
she has the personality of a 5 year old child

>instagram.com/squatqueenjaneece/

she is a pronsta or just an insta thot?

Its a code you dumbass
Shes clearly talking about the pizzagate

How does one get a "heem"?

You have it or you don’t. There is no “get”

Maybe he has a smallaway in his pants
Cant have it all ffs

then how come you got dubs

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like this

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so close and yet so far

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HW is a genetics babby division through and through

Dubs and Jones gets heemed in his next fight

>NOO BRADDU PITTU
RET ME GO PREASE

Imagine if an MMA interviewer asked Conor about his enormous bulge at weigh-ins.

anyone else think Khabib is the funniest fighter?
might just be his goofy ass russomuzzie accent

The Schmo should be the one to do it

WHAT'S THAT, BRAZZER?
WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT GUY SAY TO ME, FATHER?

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Maia could presumably win this fight on his feet, his striking hasn't looked half bad and it is leagues better than Askren's

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pornhub's new entry

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this is pretty out there

Is this bellator's message or Lara is hairy down there?

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fuck kill marry

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Literally that order

Who is your least favorite fighter?

Elkins only cos he has ugly nipples

>not killing Paige

Kill that monkeyfaced cunt PVZ thrice.

Khabib fans are creepy Arabs.

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see ,

It was either old asian lady or the fat goblina
Pvz is a true fightfu

They're both babies don't excuse Ngannou. Both are scared to be hit and if anything Lewis has won a match before after taking a lot of punishment (against Volkov), while Ngannou was clearly broke after Stipe beat his ass. This fight just showed the sad state of the HW division. Both of these guys have fought for the title before and both lost terrible. Don't get why Ngannou fans still think he's a legit title contender.

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>keep both man safe
Thats actually nice
Usually they just randomly allahuagbar
That comment is based and approved by the nicest heem poster ever (me)

I honestly don't see how Askren can win this. Maia still has world class jui jitsu and people are still scared to grapple with him. Askren probably won't be scared to and it'll put Maia in his comfort zone.

ngannou fanboiiz are just in it for the juicy heems. he's just a monkey with a punch, very shallow gameplan.

Is this the original Self-portraiting Casual Posting Crofag?

You are now aware Holloway's first name is actually Jerome

Yoel fought Luke in between the first and second Whittaker fight you cazzie

Mini Khabib said Masvidal was fighting Khabib next week?

Holy shit what a vapid whore lmao

well fuck me sideways you're correct

>Getting knocked out in 5 seconds
>"H-he deserves a rematch"
kys cazzie. I bet you think Baldo deserves a rematch too.

>>Jerome
>black name
>black sized brain
>asian penis

>Don't get why Ngannou fans still think he's a legit title contender.
he kill everybody in the division
>Werdum
>Volkov
>Abdurakhimov
>DC
all would be heemed

Yes i am, god bless you texas

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I'm 1.5 months nofap and never had sex, this webm is akin to japanese water torture.

DICEY DICEY

>>DC
he would spam takedowns and gas Ngannou then tap him either in the second or third round. He won't be stupid and try to strike with him like he did with Stipe. He thought Stipe's punches wouldn't hurt him so that's the only reason he traded shots with Stipe

Conors an Irish bitch

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>t. Lives in a country that banned all guns
Ooo scary

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You have to now actually talk to women my man and dont hide the fact u want to fuck them
Dont be pathetic tho

You're alright, you Chechen bastard.

t. elderly man

>Baldo deserves a rematch too.
well why not? stipe was heemed in the first round

>1.5 months nofap and never had sex
Shan't be doing either of those, wtf is wrong with you lad?

I fell for the memes

Baldo was heemed in 13 seconds lol

If you can bench 100kg for 10 reps you could beat mcgregor in a fight

Manlets cope but strength and size are why they dont let manlets fight men

Colby is a wigger in reality

How does Damage Control Conor rank compared to his ultimate form Third Round Conor vs his weakest form Shaved Bald Conor?

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>no heels
This shit is just as low effort as her career

Here is the interview if anyone wants to watch:

youtube.com/watch?v=VXz5SEpL7FY

bench press is the best gauge of RAW PHYSICAL STRENGTH. you only downplay this because you're a pudgy, weak little shit of a manlet with an equally embarrassing bench press.

nobody gives a shit that you can bounce your morbidly obese gut off of your legs for your little bullshit wide stance "squat". nobody cares about your 5 inch ROM sumo "deadlift".

bench. press. is. king

Cro Cop on smaller weight classes: ''You say that you are the best 'pound-for-pound.' And then you go to the bar and all 20 of the bouncers can kick your ass. 'But man, I'm the best pound-for-pound!' That's why heavyweight division is royal''

He is white

It's Dustin Poirier, right? Seems like a total wigger.

Imagine feeling this self righteous because you drew on yourself with a marker

Lewis wins the rematch against Cormier and the rubber match.

Tfw youre rich but the rich wont accept you because you offer nothing except low grade trash so you can only hang with low grade trash but you cant cause youre rich

somebody shoop DAMAGED on his foreheard lol

Dustin isn't a wigger he's an honorary nigger from Loozyanna

Glad that Schaub ended his career

Hey /heem/ check out my new ink.

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If I pick Waterson to marry, do I also get to fuck her, or it's a marriage without sex?

does anything else HEEMs your toughguy card than being heemed by fucking schaub lol

The manlet seethes as his legs dangle in the air on his seat

The cope of being less man and masculine than all men and most women

Imagine walking around with this shit on you the rest of your life.

kill marry fuck

why.jpg

Based.

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Being a short person and never being a man

But he's got the depression of a white male

t. Pissping posting from his shanty California home

I’m 7’1 it’s actually nightmarish in some places

based

The one with the Schmo wasn't bad too

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delete this nephew

>Max Griffin
Literal who

Damn
Bit too tall, i wish i was 6'5
Thats perfect height, not too tall not "barely making it"

do you have to special order your shoes?

Pound for pound means if you were the same weight as those bouncers then you'd fuck 'em up.

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If somehow goes after the half of the first round it will be a borefest

...

Deadlift is you leglet. Bench press is for normies who don't play sports.

From cro cop to cro can
I used to love the dude, now not anymore

Here's um, an interesting one... as well.

youtube.com/watch?v=PosaGx8x44E

Like in your dreams you fucking midget

Its fucking embarrassing watching short guys fight and just wastes valuable normal sized fight time

Fuck off back to one or wec

>implying disliking tattoos is some sort of uncommon thing

Where do you draw the line at too short?

No need to cope, fatso. I’m sure your 6,1 height will make up for the face one of these days

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I think if mighty mouse was the same size as a HW he would get heemed because he's too used to everyone being pillowfisted.

He's from Louisiana, there are only two ways to survive there, wigger or klansman

Manlet cope

That 2 inch Rom must make your lift so easy

I think this guy is a hendo fan

Dude is a faggot, thats why

we need to support our aging legends as they transition to canhood

jew detected.

5 10 for sure

Below that any bum real man can embarrass them

>he would spam takedowns
he only has take downs against the cage but wouldn't have a way to back him up, if he shot in the middle he'd be heemed in seconds

So then dc will back up against the cage and force the clinch there dummie

Did you even watch the Stipe rematch? He literally grabbed his leg in the center of the ring then took him down, cazzie pls

Dustbin is +275

He's gonna get dominated.

>5’10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Free money
Wake up Khabib

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are there any type of like, penis reduction pills? Maybe a surgery or something? I know they can do it for girls boobs. I'm just so sick of this shit, anal's completely out of the question, most girls just laugh if I even mention it, I've never gotten a decent blowjob, oh sure, the slutty ones jam it down their throat but most girls just stare at it like it's a jeopardy question. It's so embarrassing I don't know what to do anymore, I just wanna be normal

Khabib is getting slept and beheaded

Accurate

Brainlets are like wow he smashed max

Yeah. Everyone smashes max when he isnt a cut baby bashing manlets

oh no my guy dustin has all the tools

They are interchangeable these days.

Insta thots usually end up in porn or as escort eitherway

simply put she a hoe regardless lol

>Stipe
weighs almost nothing Ngannou has to cut down

>and force the clinch
>gets heemed in seconds

>this is the best argument lanklets have when discussing height

literally thought the china card was already over but its next week

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Joe Rogan said that McGregor is worth 100 millions dalloroos. I can't believe it.

How is this possible with his coke addiction?

>
>>he only has take downs against the cage
>>>Stipe
>>weighs almost nothing Ngannou has to cut down
>moving the goal posts after getting BTFO

Still time to swing back and see the senpai.

He isn't worth anywhere close to that much, but he probably clears 10m+ a year from endorsements, appearances, and his whisky company, along with another other enterprises he has been investing in.

Rogan believes whatever the first thing on Googlefu tells him to

>Colby so insecure after Schaub EXPOSED him he made sure to get a thot who actually acts interested
lmao

Bench is for people with Trex arms to feel strong. If you're actually tall with long arms it's not a good movement. MLB players and NBA players never bench. Bench is literally the movement that makes fat manlets feel superior

nope
/heem/ is /bellator/ this weekend

You should def learn from a junkie boomer podcast steroid guy my man

>coke is expensive
poorfag detected

this is peak punished Conor and he will redeem himself very soon.

when has he done that to a heavy guy my man, for sure wasn't struggling with getting Nelson down

yeah but his entourage of more than 20? Irish men will want to have some coke too right?

None of them you weirdo

>reaching for granules
how did colby make his way into your head rent free? was it the hat?

No when us big guys bench our arms and chest and shoulders get huge

Youre thinking everyone is some african marathon runner but theyre more chris hemsworth rugby player type

thud rose easily

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good point, i forgot he was tweaking up the whole squad. is conor broke, boys?

He did it to Barnett possibly the best grappler and wrestler he's fought

>I don't have any training partners? You're the one playing touch-butt with that dork in the park

Has anyone topped this yet?

>mole faces

we geddit colbie we geddit

>Barnett

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suicide fuel brehs

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finna be fuck marry kill

>Thinking there are Africans in the mlb
Do you really think benching is more relevant to wrestling than squatting and deadlifting? Wrestling is really the best measure of strength.

Who is the lad who brought his slutty wife into the octagon a few months back?

Diaz charisma is off the charts

Whatever verbal sparring he went through in that shithole hes from created a multi-million dollar promoter

I like those fellas

>simply put she a hoe regardless lol

yeah, obviously, it suits colbys character, but he is taking this persona too for defiling his virginity with thots #dedication

You know you can also pay a woman to feign affection and have sex with you right?

What is suicide fuel about this?

Watching masvidal beg and plead Diaz for a fight makes him look like the dirty beggar bitch he is

I know you have autism but athletes on tv get laid easily

Any fighter that's ever brought any woman into the octagon ever I believe

Diaz asked first you dumb Asscream fan

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Ben Askren was undefeated before getting brutally KO'd in 5 seconds by Jorge Masvidal.

its so funny how irrelevant Edwards is

Yeah and now masvidal is begging you literal retard

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oh for sure she's not being financially compensated

His verbal sparring is social awkwardness, autism, and a ton of weed.

Mr VanZant is fighting tonight?

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No he's not

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Kind of hate how a fighter "wins" and suddenly he has nut hugger faggots

No better example than shittaker

>misses the point
intentionally obtuse or raw retarded

Must be some big problems with everyone else that they cant match him

Hmmmm...yep...Ok retard

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I really dislike The Schmo because he's such a blatant Nardwuar ripoff.

calm down

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I really dislike the schmo because he's a fucking faggot that's worn out his welcome

he's 11-2 in the UFC lmao, he hasn't lost since 2014. clean your room, bum.

when is ponzshitnibbio gonna fight again? dude is a ghost

even if you don't like his shtick, he's a genuinely great interviewer. also he's based, even if he veers dangerously close to reddit occasionally

9-4 in reality

Wooooowwww what a great fighter unironically the best ausfailian ever at 9-4 lmfao fuck ausfailia

whats next for Ya Boi

kek nice psych game you bum

Wtf I'm a Republican now

is the china fight today? zhang era begins

Stuck by her man from meat packing plants, bar fights, and poverty, to mcmansions a luxury SUVs. Glad they got a happy ending.

>entertaining delusion
you're living inside your own head, rent free.

UFC needs to re-sign Elias and make the rematch, the fans demand it

It was yesterday

I bet you think you're smart for being in on the Schmos joke

I'll show you how smart you are when my shin crosses your jaw

No you dang casual!

The thing is that Diaz's awkwardness, autism, and stoner mentality is something most ufc fans also have so it not only makes him relatable, but charismatic.

Shittaker is 7-6 in the UFC

streamable.com/1uopx

Heem restful

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Who's your favorite UFC fighter of all time?
Hard mode: No Maycee Barber.

>You seem to got it all figured out when you're fighting midgets
>You knocked out three midgets and you're pumped up, I've been fighting grownups.

Shittaker hasn't won a fight since 2014 and constantly pulls out due to injury. If the UFC didn't want pathetic Australian dollars he'd be fighting in king of the rage or something.

Nah everyone likes diaz

Quick wit is the reason

like jorge

>waiting for semen dozer
Based Jef for dropping this trainwreck

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Bas

I hate pigs (inb4 #bluelivesmatter bootlickers defending them) but I don't think he meant to kill that guy tbqh

Has Moldavsky fought yet

did andrade get heemed?

fucking hell she is not gonna age well. she has that lindsey lohan skin type

Fact: Whittaker is a bitch

stipe sounds like chuck liddell

youtube.com/watch?v=BJKj03G4zN0

el ogre

Stipe would render conor unconscious

I don't have a favorite UFC fighter. I have a favorite PRIDE fighter.

Does andrade cheat on her wife?

conor wins the rematch

Poor midgets :(

>gonna
she's already 40

Cucknor is a piece of shit with small dick syndrome

I think maia will expose how much of a can he is on the ground as well.

Who's watching the Bellator fights

>heh heh
>Francis is gonna make me big money at HW
>he's just gotta beat Stip-

>heh heh
>that DC-Jones match at HW is gonna make me big money
>DC's just gotta beat Stipe agai-

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Hong Man Choi would render Stipe unconscious.

Why does he want that DC Jones fight again? Poor DC should have retired before 40 like he promised

cause dc jones would make a ton of money with the beef that they had. but dc is too old and fat he's gonna get rekt. i'd say retire and not muddle your legacy even further

stipe is literally shit he's just less shit than the other heavyweights

>muh technical ability
manlet cope
Stipe heems everyone on earth

Seriously, why does Paige love bumblefucks with neck tats so much? First Cody Nodad, then this tool. I guess thots gonna thot.

It took jon a headkick to heem dc. All it took stipe was a punch.

Reminds me of Robert Shittaker except Whittaker loses fights then everyone pretends he won in order to separate ausfailians from their dollars

maybe the highschool gangrape has something to do with it

Even DC?

DookieChubs is a can

I'm just imagining sharing a bathroom with a woman and it seems AWFUL.

>gangrape

You can’t rape the willing.

cool it fatso, I'd heem you quicker than Masvidal did Askren

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What a chinlet

Fuck, man. I remember when my ex would stay over, I’d basically lose my bathroom for a weekend. She’d show up, and suddenly my whole vanity was covered in all kinds of shit out of nowhere. All that shit didn’t even look like it should be able to fit in the bag she brought with her.

IDK man, bitches are wizards or some shit.

reminder that this actualIy happened

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tf was that for?

Red Fattie won the story of the fight

that slow plodding shitter lost to steven struve and junior cantos

Anderson wins the threematch

God damn Weidman sucks, can't even hit a stationary target

>get tapped
>surely this is a good time to showboat
what a dumb nog

He should do a jumping arm bar right

What did she mean by this?

Shhhh.... It's ok little man. It's ok.

He doesn't have quick wit watch his trash talk with Conor. Most of the time he just went "... Fuck you how about that?" Which is hilarious, but it's not really witty.

Weidman misses a good 3 shots on a grounded, KO'd opponent.

"help me i am in hell"

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did Romero invent the anti-wrestling meme knee?

>H-he sucks
>Keeps winning
I'm sure

he got knocked out in the first round by a manlet

>steebay :DDDD condfutraltions:DDDDDD how do you feel???????
>yarhaff cleveland :DDDDDDDDDDDD

For me it's Mandy.

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>Got knocked out by a can who jones flushed twice
>Keeps winning
No one cares about Stipe Miocic he's a zilch.

>Diaz
>>>>>>>wit

You're wrong and also stupid

She had me fooled for a second. The first second of that gif is a nice sweet smile. Then the mask drops and the slut eyes 1,000cock stare shows itself. What a terrifying gif.

lol romero should have just done this against costa he literally just let him off the ropes. imagine thinking costa has a future when he couldn't put away a guy born in 1977

DC is an old manlet with bad ribs, the fact he that 1st round heem stipe while being a fat old manlet says something

God damn slavic fighters are the best in the world

This post would be better if it had a Stipe Spurdo attached

future LHW GOAT and the last aryan hope

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lmao this gif, not only to women boxing look retarded but why tf did the red continue that after she was tangled

Women who play up the wholesome cute thing are another breed

Yoel Romero is an obese bridesmaid loser

Do you still hold on to this opinion?

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>hurrr I'm such a badass for taking 4 rounds to tko an 40yr old 5'9" fat ass that hurt his ribs in practice

It's alright little guy. It's ok.

Jon Jones would wreck every heavyweight if he feels like moving up

>gif
sweetie, it's current year +4, get with the times

I think you're small physically and mentally

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If you use the currentYear variable you don't have to add the numbers manually anymore

>he doesn't time travel

Don't know why you think so.

JBJ looked underwhelming against Santos. And Stipe just TKO'd DC at HW.
If the past few months teaches us anything, it's that Stipe stands a good chance agains tJBJ at HW.

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Askren by TKO in the second

brrraaaap

Is this cringe or based?

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NORA
O
R
A

Why is Jones scared to fight Stipe? He called out Stipe, Stipe accepted, and then Jones fought Santos instead.

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>Jon said Santos's power affected him
>HWs hit harder than Santos
>Jon said he doesn't want to move up to HW
Hmmm

he just wanted to laugh at DC and he did no Stipe days are numbered he WILL be BONED

The only HW Jon would fight is Bork because Bork is trash and he looks big so people would give Jon credit for beating someone bigger than him.

has the ufc completely lost its mind

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>le why wont jon move up maymay
because it's not worth it.

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it's very schevchenko pilled

>Jon: "I don't want to fight at HW"
>Jon fanboys: "H-he'll move up this time"

The reddit jones
The bing stipe

Shut up it's ONE card
Euros are the real fightfans we can do this shit every week

American cazzies I know none of you will be in the gamethreads and so it will be max comfy. Feel free to talk shit now so you can cope though

of course its not worth getting your jaw shattered and legacy ruined

>asscream vs maia
I can hear boos and see yawns already. Wtf Goof bury this guy after trading nanomouse for him

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Hey shut up I already told you I'd be there

looks like tarantino dancing at cannes festival
what a weirdo

>waking up at 6AM to watch WMMA
yeah, think i'll volunteer myself for overtime that saturday.

>>le why wont jon move up maymay
> because it's not worth it.
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:31:08 No.94971451▶
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>1.53 MB
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:31:17 No.94971456▶
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> it's very schevchenko pilled
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:31:39 No.94971470▶
>
> >Jon: "I don't want to fight at HW"
> >Jon fanboys: "H-he'll move up this time"
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:31:41 No.94971472▶
> The reddit jones
> The bing stipe
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:31:56 No.94971483▶
>
> Shut up it's ONE card
> Euros are the real fightfans we can do this shit every week
> American cazzies I know none of you will be in the gamethreads and so it will be max comfy. Feel free to talk shit now so you can cope though
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:32:16 No.94971496▶
>
> of course its not worth getting your jaw shattered and legacy ruined
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:32:42 No.94971505▶
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>1.01 MB
> >asscream vs maia
> I can hear boos and see yawns already. Wtf Goof bury this guy after trading nanomouse for him
lukas

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Well I was thinking more how 205 is a very easy cut for Jon. Nobody smart fights at a higher weight than needed because cazzies want them to

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>J-Jon w-would crush everyone
>w-well hes light, h-he sh-shouldnt, s-smith rematch p-please!!

Shook

>cazzie op with a hardon for dustbin
THIS IS NOT THE THREAD.

get this can out of here

DC flushed his bank account in the 1st fight that's why

Jon fans are the ones saying he could beat Stipe at HW. I don't think he should move up either.

>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:36:42 No.94971630▶
>
> >J-Jon w-would crush everyone
> >w-well hes light, h-he sh-shouldnt, s-smith rematch p-please!!
> Shook
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:36:55 No.94971638▶
> >cazzie op with a hardon for dustbin
> THIS IS NOT THE THREAD.
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:37:08 No.94971650▶
>
> get this can out of here
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:39:25 No.94971756▶
>
> DC flushed his bank account in the 1st fight that's why
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:39:33 No.94971760▶
>
> Jon fans are the ones saying he could beat Stipe at HW. I don't think he should move up either.
>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:36:42 No.94971630▶
>
> >J-Jon w-would crush everyone
> >w-well hes light, h-he sh-shouldnt, s-smith rematch p-please!!
> Shook
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:36:55 No.94971638▶
> >cazzie op with a hardon for dustbin
> THIS IS NOT THE THREAD.
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:37:08 No.94971650▶
>
> get this can out of here
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:39:25 No.94971756▶
>
> DC flushed his bank account in the 1st fight that's why
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>Anonymous 08/24/19(Sat)20:39:33 No.94971760▶
>
> Jon fans are the ones saying he could beat Stipe at HW. I don't think he should move up either.

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Does spammy respect leglocks?

Two weeks until Diarrheabib gets the fat Saudi sheikh style Dustin squirts down his throat

Why do fighters always have such broke-ass living arrangements?

WAKE UP JONES ITS ALL OVER
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Is scatspamming based or cringe?

That's why they are doing it in Asia. People are ok with crouch sniffing there

Reported for off topic. See you in 3 days. If Coral got it for asking about meeting up for fights you're getting it or I'm taking it up a notch Lukas do your homework.

Just filtered mass replies. Now no more spammy.

based

how do I into filtering mass replies?

Reported for off-topic as well as discussing reports. See you in your mother's cunt.

Have you seen Dana's office

yoel wins the rematch

hes never won a rematch

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Said Nurmagomedov vs Boston Salmon
Who wins this clash of titans?

he won the jacare rematch but got robbed

BJ Penn

Add:

/(?:>>\d(?:(?!>>\d)[^])*){10}/

To your filter.

4chanx or some shit whatever the extension is
Me? Personally? I just scroll by

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based. Thank you, user.

SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

Man, I totally thought you were fucking with him.

we still got one more run at the strap yoelbros

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Can't cheat if u r lesbonian

t. coping literal shitter

Fucking hell Dana, you can't go from quality cards every few months to absolute shit cards every weekend to shit cards with a weekend off.

This is like a dealer getting you hooked on cheap shit then suddenly cutting off the supply.

And don't tell me that Smellator is on, every card from them is a circus.

This is the kind of fight you live for, right here.

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t. crazy

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the chilean jew strikes again

Holly wins the rematch

>Poel with the soi face
Damn Costa really got to him

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How many Bongs for bellator?

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so how was the china card?

I invented the Crapper Cormier meme
I invented it.

It's next weekend you absolute turbocazz.

Am I gonna have to show you my foreskin to end this slander?

andrade got heemed back to america

You retard China is 1 week ahead so the card has already happened. It's just going to air next week. Go look up the results, Zhang is new champ

Yoel isn't wrong. He's been robbed twice in a row.

No fights tonight? What am I supposed to do on a Saturday night?

In many ways Yoel has been champ since 2015

based and zhangpilled

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stacked bellator card caz

bellator my guy
finna be a night of sloppy bangers

Learn to lose.

he's literally the champion in the only world that matters

How do i even watch smellator? How many bongs till fights?

Yes, it's true, I invented 'Colby is a cheese.'

14 years younger taller heavier on steroids and he still literally didn't lose. yoel is the champion of my world.

Fox Sports if you're really in Brazil you VPN nigger

I missed last thread but if you eat pussy you're a homosexual

Just be here when it starts, streams are always posted

Literally and factually true

Yeah eating pussy is gay. Now sucking dick is what a bunch of straight bros do.

No one who is paid to score the fights is qualified to score them.

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I know you're being facetious but why are you forcing your tongue to be a dick hall janitor?

Making another man suck your dick is literally the most heterosexual thing you can do

let me make the thread

In all ways but physical, Yoel has the strap.

How much is this incel paying for this goblino woman ? Or are his sponsors paying for this sloot?

you suck

new

I only eat pussy sometimes. If it's a one night stand or girl who seems like a thot I won't. If it's a girl who's younger (like 18 or 19) and seems less experienced (or if they're religious a pretend to be abstinent) I will because they'll think you're a sex pro and come back to you anytime of day. But yeah eating pussy of a random bar slag is gross.

acceptable

>He goes sleepy
Definitely posts on /heem/.

>Werdum + 2 cans
Who cares
>DC
Would run around the octagon until Ngannou gases and then he'd wrestlefuck him

Implying all those chicks aren't hot

>no homo

spotted the uber fag, I'd clean her anus with my tongue after a fresh bean infested shit

In this picture, fuck kill marry

In reality, fuck marry kill

Imagine being the guy on the right and hitting the club with two bonafide uber chads like Masvidal and Ponzi

Sucks to be you

Even DC?

cocaine isn't that expensive relative to having 100 million dollars. a gram is like 100 bucks.

Oh shit, is that shopped?

I didn’t think Diaz landed anything in that “fight”

only wiggers are friends with spics