/f1/ Relentless Formula 1 General - SABBATICAL OVER Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 250
V. Bottas 188
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 156
C. Leclerc 132

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 438
Ferrari 288
Red Bull 244
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 43

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
168 (170 entries)

>Point difference between Gasly and Albon
47 points

>Hund status:
Der Alfa Romeo erhält kostenlose Tests für 2021, es wird unmöglich sein, sie im nächsten Jahrzehnt zu schlagen

>News:
SABBATICAL OVER for Miga
Resta's meme aero made huge improvements t. Fred
Gabbo SEETHING
>Williams showcars

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streamable.com/daeno
youtube.com/watch?v=KKHQWzSSSHA
youtu.be/Tr4zb-HHZs4?t=29
wrc.com/en/wrc/media/tv-guide/all/page/992-2407-80--.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Rally_Championship_broadcasters#TV_broadcasters
twitch.tv/nefarious4174
twitter.com/200826aikome10/status/1039685289898213376
youtube.com/watch?v=8AYy-BcjRXg
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motorsport.com/f1/news/russell-williams-exit-drastic-mercedes/4516593/
globoesporte.globo.com/
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racefans.net/2019/08/25/newgarden-slams-dangerous-ferrucci-after-lap-lap-tangle/
twitch.tv/nitrozplay
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youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I
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Carrie Schreiner

Damn it feels like yesterday when he announced his return

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What will Suzuka be broadcast on? Doesn't look like it's on motorsport.tv

New conspicary: the two fingers mean two championships reserved for Mika vy FIAlluminati

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Just fire Abiteboul already. What are they afraid about? That he calls the Mossad on them?

The absolute state of crapnault.
Also based 40 yo prospect carrying Sauber. Imagine if RBH signed Gimi instead of Ghastly, they would probably be title contender and make Whinemilton cry right now.

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>McLel doing better than them
They must have a Haas-tier aero department that cant do aero to save their lives

I don't think this year's Newey rocket would have particularly fit into gimi's driving style

youtube.com/watch?v=bWIkqEnVG8I

>Resta's meme aero made huge improvements t. Fred
Source?
>Gabbo SEETHING
Source?

The man can drive everything these days, probably the most flexible driver on the grid.
His driving IQ is inversely proportional to his verbal IQ.

>amx JUST in front of bottas
>red bull title contenders with gimi instead of ghastly
>???
gimi would've been raped by amx. not to the same extent as gonestly, but still pretty hard

gimi

>-3pts = -75%
the state of williams

i am going to watch 98 and 99 next week

nobody said that gimi would be ahead of amx, he said that red bull would be contending the WCC as gimi would be able to bring more points home than ghastly

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Fucking kek, it really is an E21.

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>when Britbong media eat your unterhundposting hook, line and sinker

How come Willy actually doesn't have a working car?
They had Frank's son in the history department or something with all the old cars so they do still have the cars.
I can't believe they can't fire up the FW35 or FW34

Showcars are way cheaper to run

motorsport.com/f1/news/mclaren-pirelli-tyres-overstate-impact/4518207/

>Stella, McLaren's performance director: "Other teams overstate the impact of tyres in car performance"
>"Teams blame tyres for the difference they find between their ideal performance and the actual one on track"
>"But it's too simplistic blamin it all on the tyres"
>James Key: "Post-season tests help teams understanding tyres but there is still a little bit of luck involved"

gpblog.com/en/news/44049/lewis-hamilton-offers-help-with-amazon-forest-fire.html
>If there is anything I can do, I'm ready to help in any way I can,
Well thank fuck for that.

He pees on the fire?

read what i said again. if amx is behind bottas (i thought he was in front but he isn't lol, also miles behind hamilton), then what does different second driver change? nothing, except fighting for p2 in constructors, maybe. still far off from being "title contender" like it was suggested

hamilton is 70 points ahead of amx, ahead of both red bulls in wcc and only 40 points behind ferraris. there's no driver in the second red bull that would bridge that gap

Hello darkness my old friend

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streamable.com/daeno
tfw miss the ebd v8s

They stole those colors from my F1 2019 multiplayer car

You're severely underestimating gimi m8

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Or merc's formulamEme

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Newey babbys from best to worst:

1. Prost
2. Mansell
3. Vettel
4. Villeneuve
5. Häkkinen
6. Hill

liv

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get your arse off there you stupid bitch

based

Hello today is my birthday

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Happy birthday lad.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch

happy birthday, got any wishes?

happy birthday my boi

More lewds of Chadders

This is the world we live in

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Thanks bros I wish for vettee redemption and vitality to the talented CS8

Death to untalented Carrie.

LOVE conquers all don’t forget

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Why they have chosen this to play as the drivers do the formation lap for next season I'll never know

youtube.com/watch?v=KKHQWzSSSHA

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>rating pedo over mika and damon
LMAO, hill's hungaro '97 and spa '98 are better than villeneuve's whole title campaign

har den äran

>Gobbos
>Gabbo is driving
Really makes me think

Williams WDC/WCC 2020 incoming?

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Happy birthday.

>More
?!

happy birthday lad
youtu.be/Tr4zb-HHZs4?t=29
how old?

You guys now remember Stanashit

Happy birthday

>No earmuffs
Kek, No wonder Renault is so shit

Impregnate her

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Jesus Christ, who?

>her

God yes

for wrc, i try to get a european channel broadcasting all the stages, instead of only 1 or 2, from this list wrc.com/en/wrc/media/tv-guide/all/page/992-2407-80--.html and this one en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_World_Rally_Championship_broadcasters#TV_broadcasters but i do not see any channel which shows what i want.

is there no other way than paying subscription to the wrc tv ?

>CRIPPLED.com
you have the worst taste, fool

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She is a gimmibabby

Easily exploitable

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Thank you! pic related

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>ferrari
LMAO

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i'd pay to see them fuck ngl

>gimi would've been raped by amx
No. Beaten, probably. Raped, no. Kimi's still very good, just doesn't have the vitality and aggressiveness of youth anymore.
>if amx is behind bottas (i thought he was in front but he isn't lol, also miles behind hamilton), then what does different second driver change? nothing, except fighting for p2 in constructors, maybe. still far off from being "title contender" like it was suggested
True. They might realistically be in 2nd in the WCC if they had Gimi but they wouldn't be overhauling Mercedes if Max is behind both the Mercs right now.

twitch.tv/nefarious4174

Many 'appy returns m8

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so now that Toyota is winning wrc, will alonso go to rally ?

There still are other manufacters in it, no reason to risk going there before Toyota is the only one left

Based, kek.

>they are trying to push environmental friendly bullshit on WRC
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PLEASE STOP I KNOW PEOPLE WILL VOTE AGREE TO THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I really liked that dark grey/red livery. And that chassis was aesthetic.

Cruising down the Pacific coastline in California is a great idea for a summer break.

But Charles Leclerc rightly took advantage of the many perks that come with being a Ferrari driver to journey down Highway 1, hair blowing in the wind, onboard a stunning Portofino.

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Wasn't there a Will "reddit" Buxton version of this as well? Or was that cut together from an F1 game?

>No. Beaten, probably. Raped, no. Kimi's still very good, just doesn't have the vitality and aggressiveness of youth anymore.
vetlel 278 - 150 gimi
vetlel 212 - 186 gimi
vetlel 317 - 205 gimi
vetlel 320 - 251 gimi
and that's against vetlel, who is not only slower than amx, but also made multiple mistakes every season. what do you think the score would be with super fast amx, who is also almost error-free this year?

Keep in mind that gimi never makes mistakes, which means he's not fighting and always driving safe. If you could make him get the youth aggressive mindset again he would probably be better than Vettel right now. You just can't compare a 40 year old guy with a 22 year old

thanks

AND IT'S LIGHTS OUT AND AWAY WE GO

AND HAMILTON ALREADY WON IN OUR HEARTS

WHOOPS IT ACCIDENTALLY SLIPPED HIS TINY BROWN DICK INSIDE MY MOUTH, WEIRD THING HAHA

jesus christ

why are you like this

Oh Kimi, who art in Sauber.
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy championship come.
Thy will be done.
In the pit lane, as it is in the design room.
Give us this race our weekly points.
And forgive us our failures, as we forgive those who fail us, like Giovinazzi.
Lead us not into false hope, and deliver us from shit tier.

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>5555
GOD WILLS IT

5/5 tier blasphemy

witnessed

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amazing

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>almost error-free
>span out at the german gp
Also I just think Kimi is doing fucking well this season. He looked uninspired and depressed at Ferrari, maybe because he saw himself as a number two who had no chance of winning, I don't know. But this year, there is only one driver outside the top three teams who is ahead of Kimi in the standings - Carlos Sainz. So Kimi is beating the other McLaren. And he's beating both Renaults, both Toro Rossos, both Haases, both Racing Points, etc. Maybe it's the car, and maybe Giovinazzi is so monumentally shit that he isn't a proper person to compare to (he probably is). I don't think it can all be the car though. You wouldn't expect the Alfa to be better than all these solid midfield teams, and yet Kimi is beating them all.

Yeah Kimi wouldn't win at RB but if he continued this form he'd do well.

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>G I M I

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Kimi kami desu
Father (wdc) son (race winner) and holy spirit (wcc)

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it is true

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wtf i love summer break now

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really makes you think.

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I hereby pledge myself to the Church of Bwoah

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>The absolute state of Retardo's Wet racing

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don't summon the HIDF

Amen

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You didn't finish it mate

For thine is the garage, the upgrades and the performance bonuses,
Forever and ever,
Amen.

excellent

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Approved.

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This must be made a holy screencap

Kimi now officially recognized as blessed by god.

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Keke Rosberg's Williams Honda

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>Lil Bob got into the Catnip bush & is now actively patrolling the house

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Maybe Williams should change his power unit to become competent, imagine making a deal with Ferrari lol

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I looked at who beat who in qualifying
>Hulk - 4 (Australia, Austria, Germany, Hungary)
>Ric - 8 (Bahrain, China, Azerbaijan, Spain, Monaco, Canada, France, GB)
So Ric is clearly doing better but not by a huge amount

I think he's found me

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>Martin_Brundle_Where's_The_Cp.jpg

ow shid

Not worth what Renault are paying him t b h. Hulk had at least 1 engine problem in qualifying (Paul Ricard).

Amen.

good kot

Oh god I see it now

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Nice. Would pet cat

>a small domesticated carnivorous mammal with soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. It is widely kept as a pet or for catching mice.

Wait a minute. Cats DO have little noses

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That' would be the comfiest pic I'd see this thay.

DURBO!!!!!!!!!!

twitter.com/200826aikome10/status/1039685289898213376

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NYAA NYAA NYAAAAAAAA

the fuck's on there?

I mean, besides the cat

really miss my kot lads

that cat is HUGE

Michael Schumacher

you're mistaken, it's a model car, so the cat merely looks large

naruhodo

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>13 this year
Rest well old puss

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:(

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I see som 'heil' things on this kot

is Michael Schumacher the biggest loser of all time?

Must be the dirtiest most pathetic professional driver of all time

needed meme machines that are 4+ seconds a lap faster, useless teammates, to win titles

as soon as he has to fight anybody he immediately rams them into the wall

pathetic loser mentality

Well there aren't any walls in The Alps

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gimi

Fuckin' tune mate

youtube.com/watch?v=8AYy-BcjRXg

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I didn't expect him to be so shit.

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I'm going growing a similar hair
Rate

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yeah, I kinda wanna see Kubica take a shot in his seat, and GIonazi needs to go back to rarri simulation driver so Vettel stops choking and wins it for maranello

twitter.com/jarnozaffelli

>@marcmarquez93 on Silverstone “As soon as I went out this morning I felt like it was another track! I enjoyed riding it a lot more and I think so did everyone else. Last year we complained, but this year we have to say congratulations to the circuit because they did a great job.”

>Jack Miller : "They need to get the guy who did this track to do Brno."

>Dovi&VR said to @Michelin_Sport during FP1 that there is good grip, no spin, no ware of tiers & no bumps. Maybe thats why to do a job you need to be qualified

TILKE BTFO

whiny bitches, track was fine last year

Oy vey

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I vote the negativest possible to this shit question

yeah he nailed this tune but he's not that good of a conductor
missing the raw passion that sticks to the orchestra
it's a bit bland and plastic, not bad by any means but he's a better composer than conductor desu

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>Two days ago
Guys, I'm totally ready for Mercedes in 2020 !!!!1!!!11
>Today
No Claire-sensei don't fire miiiiii
motorsport.com/f1/news/russell-williams-exit-drastic-mercedes/4516593/

Holy based my fren

where did you get a stream?

globoesporte.globo.com/ my friend, just do an account for free using your email and you can watch, but its already over

oh they're only showing qualifying

the race is on globo but i cant stream it on globoplay thanks to my isp making me look like i live in fucking fortaleza

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PRAISE

haha imagine she pinned you to the floor and spat into your mouth

10/10 filename GG

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That would be a happy crash, wouldn't be? haha

What if Roberto Kubo is performing well despite his crippleness and Russell is just an Outstanding driver?
Remember how nearly managed to get into Q2 with a williams on fucking Hungaroring.

for me, its the Williams driver lineup

Perhaps the strongest duo on the grid

Do you think Roberto Merhi still has his Manor overalls?

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lets be real here, if we stuck them in cars with mercedes funding and backing, and we gave them 2 years to develop a car, Russell would find a way to get overtaken, and Kubica would still be driving with one and a half arms.

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>same values in race and dnf
>different bar lengths
that's bullshit

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Having someone like Gimi in car 2 at Red Bull would have brought home more points and be able to split cars following. Can you imagine Hungary if it was Gimi behind Max and Lewis instead of Gasly playing patty cake in the midfield?

When will they put this race back on the calendar?

youtube.com/watch?v=OW9ex3ZtmMU

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Happy Birthday!

Merhi was racing in them - and his old helmet - as recently as when he was racing with MP Motorsport last season. I think he'll still have them.
...I wonder if Lotterer still wears his Audi boots on occasion?

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Based

it's probably just careless

The problem is that they keep representing 0 with a bar when 0 shouldn't have any goddamn bar at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=QXayDkystkU

this is the future of f1 (and it's beautiful)

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>not fitting with softs
oof

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-with

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WAGLAAAD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE??!?!!?

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>Spark
Still nice. Very nice.

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business idea: Formula Valsecchi feeding series for big boys, min driver weight 80 kg

No amount of repeating digits will make Kimi Raikkonen less of a washed up has-been.

euro-sports.jp/f1/item.html?product_id=8203
and not exactly a bargain but it's a pretty good deal

what do we think about le occasional podium man??? should he keep his f1 seat????????

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What is the point of this exactly? F1 doesn't have diversity seminars or affirmative action so I don't understand what they're parodying?

hey anyone got a pic of carrie's titties?

ye

Not yet
But the world heads that way

all this use of the word "cuck" is interesting since one wouldn't even know what it means unless he watched cuckhold porn
btw america was a mistake

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either he keeps his seat at racing point for at least 2 years
or he gets a giovinazzi's seat at alfa, he was fucking great at sauber

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>/pol/ humor

wew Camilli hit a deer

oh deer

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but it doesn't matter, the only thing that does is performance and there is quite a gulf between amx and someone like kimi

picrel is on his way to 1998 argentine gp victory, who gives a damn

i don't think anyone is suggesting kimi isn't doing a solid job this year, but also it has to be said again and again, how extremely important point of reference is. there's no magic, kimi isn't suddenly performing miracles, gio is a bit shit and kimi is doing alright. but team him up with hamilton or amx and it's a completely different picture

don't be surprised when albon, even if he's in difficult situation being parachuted mid-season to a different team, no matter how hard he tries, finishes 2-3-4-5 tenths behind amx all the time. it's one thing competing against blyat, but truly a mountain to climb when you're in the same team as amx

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You didn't? He hadn't raced in 2 years before this season.

Red Bull only use mediums anyways.

post pls

what does that mean

T O Y O T A
O
Y
O
T
A

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...

I figured it out
it's literally the only compound this livery was ever used with
youtube.com/watch?v=LFdGWYYBdDg

Some parts of the world are headed that way, but not all. Many people disagree with that stuff. I haven't seen anything massively bad in F1.

It does betray a rather unhealthy obsession.

wait no, fuck
there are wets too

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Carrie posters need to be honest with themselves.
She has no taste and they only go for her because they think they have a chance.

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no

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>mfw i'm better looking than him

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BASED AND GIMI-PILLES

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>dear diary, I wish miga, kubota-san and ishiura-san were happy with their result in suzuka

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checked and blessed post

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Preach my nigga

Apart from no more grid girls, this doesn't come close to any reality. Kinda gay, not redpilled

Me too, feels good

based.

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his you-know-what is probably bigger than ours
and by that I mean his BMI

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looks like erja has become a full time fisherman
didn't know things were so dire
or maybe she's going through some kind of linkola phase in her life

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>tfw instagram on my desktop thinks I'm a bot so it won't let me like or follow anyone or click on anyone's account

That includes my own account so I can't even log out of instagram on desktop

Happening to me too lately.
Also 4K isn't working either

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wagbot

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>t. assblasted

Fucking frogs

I still like the timeline where there was a WAGdrone flying sorties near wherever Van Amersfoort Racing were positioned that weekend

youtube.com/watch?v=mjY6awCr2_c

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imagine that thing coming right atcha and you're running away and fall and you accidentally unbuckle your belt and pull your pants down as you fall and it just keeps ramming you haha that would be crazy hahaha

imagine that thing coming towards you but it's like that dream where it feels like you're running in low gravity or underwater or something so it catches up to you hahaha

just imagine...

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What if Lewis Hamilton joined Renault?

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back to /r/eddit with ya

Looks Mexican. Anyway, he will of course not join Renault because they're shit and he'd have to be literally insane to do so.

based haha posters

Reminder to watch real racing tomorrow at Silverstone, 14:00 European timezone

Two questions lads:

1 - If Pirelli made better tyres, would modern cars beat all the 2004 lap records? Apparently tyres were really good back then because Bridgestone and Michelin were competing. Engine power was about the same back then (900 - 1,000 hp), and the modern cars have more downforce.

2 - Why can't we have 1,400+hp beasts like they did in the 80s?

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fuck off Japanese empire

which european timezone you dummy who apparently had enough of /f1/ and ceremoniously left >us?

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i bomb you fatboy

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it's a copypasta...

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reliability. they can't jam a cloth in the wastegate anymore either.

the "fuck off back to r/formula1" is a good copypasta, you should post that more often

those cars had terrible reliability there are a ton of races back then where more than half of the field DNFs

Which records are still there? Monza that will get annihilated this year if it's a dry race and then?

Yeah that's a good one, but none are mine posts tho just honoring unsung ranting heroes

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E’S A FACKIN NONCR

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>marketing intern does sloppy work

Woah...

How it should be

Is he rich or hung? I'm hung ish and far better looking than that thing, why isn't Carrie sucking my dick instead???

Because there is no taste greater and saltier to Carrie than fat German dick cheese fresh from the source.

Wait does that mean she has been deflowered

Fixed it.

Had to use a VPN and that finally let me click on my own account and log out.
Logged back in off the VPN and It seems to have reset it.

1) Modern cars have pretty much already beat the records. Tires aren't really a factor since they use brand new ones. Speaking of quali of course.
2) Fuel, airflow and reliability limitations. With 100kg/h flow limit you can only do so much. If you remove the fuel limiter, then turbo will probably limit your airflow somewhere before 1400. And even if you could pump all that air inside the engine, reliability of engine and whole drivetrain will probably go downhill since they're rated about 1000hp, and to rate them higher, they need to be heavier especially since exotic components are banned (IIRC) so you could potentially go nowhere

Surely with today's tech they could get 1,400+hp with a beefy engine and have it be reliable? Of course they won't do it because of eco reasons etc. but it must be possible.

Australia and China for example both have 2004 records. Hamilton got the outright record for Australia in qualifying this year, but apparently qualifying laps don't count for official track records for some reason.

>Modern cars have pretty much already beat the records. Tires aren't really a factor since they use brand new ones. Speaking of quali of course.
Hamilton got the outright record for Australia with his qualifying lap this year, but apparently Schumacher from 2004 still has the official lap record because quali laps don't count.
>Fuel, airflow and reliability limitations. With 100kg/h flow limit you can only do so much. If you remove the fuel limiter, then turbo will probably limit your airflow somewhere before 1400... to rate them higher, they need to be heavier especially since exotic components are banned
Fair. Thanks for the explanation. So all we need to do is get rid of the fuel flow limit and allow exotic components. Or by components do you mean materials? Otherwise I don't know what would be classified as an exotic component.

TORTILLA TAVATAAN

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Suzuka 10 hour stream

youtube.com/watch?v=yK4ec9SYFdM

God dammit.

f1.fandom.com/wiki/Lap_Record

as a stereo typical american who's been watching f1 for about 10 years, nascar and indy since i was an infant (grew up close to MIS) but nothing else why should i watch suzuka?

Suzuka is one of the best tracks in the world. Endurance racing often has memes

actual good racing with competitive cars

Mika is driving.

Who tf is that two women? I dont want women in my fucking race, this is a MAN sport

This can happen

I believe it is Sonia Ito

no need to be a cunt

thanks
thanks

Well it's better than last years commentary.

Materials... Yeah. I accidentally'd. I forgot what's allowed and what's not, but you can easily find it in the regulations. IIRC even titanium was considered exotic.

It's torille you kyrpähead

>They actually have washing machines

Maybe we do need Dave back.

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reminder that /f1/ is a dryer general and it you use a clothesline youre a retard

Fuck i had Grundig tvs back then, even had the very same remote control. Nostalgic as fuck.

Same. I was very surprised to learn that Arçelik bought Grundig, I didn't expect us to buy something so big

"user...my face is up here silly"

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Interesting. I assume that's probably for keeping costs down.

Lap records are specifically for those set during races.
Out right track records can be set at any point.

Her face looks like shit though.

I was going to argue but I saw your digits

miga bls go fast DDD:

>Lambo

I like to imagine this female commentator has a vibrator in her pussy. No person can ever say mmmm aaahhh etc this much normally

Have you never watched Japanese TV?
That is literally how they talk and acknowledge that they are listening.

Interesting, maybe I should go back to being a weeb

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ya seethe?

>Mika's teammate almost throwing it away

>Cassidy out

God dammit.

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youtu.be/AU0idx-Y8W4
>No Mercedes
NEIN! Ze Lugenpresse is kaput, nobody believes der unterhunden narrativ anymore

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Kimi's baku pitlabe to points dhould have been there
Unless gimi is UBERHUND instead of UNTERHUND

gimi

gimi

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mmm yeehaw

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One week

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How does he do it?

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as you may know there's verva street racing happening this weekend in poland, where williams didn't even bother to bring their own showcar and we got 2012 lotus instead, while ruslel, who was supposed to drive alongside cube here, shat his pants and "fell ill". but that's nothing compared to some guy, who was larping as kube yesterday, giving autographs and taking selfies with some clueless fans kek

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Who is this milk truck?

just look at his arm lmao

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His nose is nowhere near massive enough either

unbelievably based

Dubs and it rains next sunday.

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gimi

>Still
>Like
>Gimi

Noice

>better
>think
>like
>gimi
Words of fucking wisdom

GIMI
you had one fucking job, rainy spa would be absolutely kino

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what a bloody legend

>need driver
>probably still
>like
gimi

Mercedes called in HAARP again.

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(Ladies and) gentlemen, your 2021 championship-winning car.

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Takuma Sato > Alonslow

nbcsports.com/video/indycar-race-review-takuma-sato-wins-gateway

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I bet $2000 FIAMG already know the final 2021 Aero and engine regs in their finality. While everyone else has to wait until 2020 until they can design.

>implying Mercedes hasn't infiltrated the working group for 2021 with a mole

>implying that's even necessary

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>Implying Merc engineers hasn't told FIA which car design they had ready and made them approve that

fug

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Typical Jap. Takes out 4 cars one week and wins it the next.

sato dindu nuffin

Word to the wise. Remember Pearl Harbor

Doyoda triple win incoming in WRC :DD

racefans.net/2019/08/25/newgarden-slams-dangerous-ferrucci-after-lap-lap-tangle/
OOOH NO NO NO
Santiago Fettucini is still being an asshole on the track :DD

No, Russell is just wasting effort in a desperate attempt to "beat" his teammate. Kubica only bothers trying when there's a reason to. Look at Germany, the one time when points were on the table. Kubica stepped up, while future WDC Russell choked under the immense pressure of scoring 1 point. In a few years, nobody will remember who was ahead of who for the most laps or who won the qualifying battle, they'll just see KUB 1, RUS 0 and laugh.

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i wanted to newgarden to crash so pagenaud would have taken even more opints

hehehehehHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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cripple cripple lelolelol hahahahahaa!!!!

#blessed

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you either a traitor idiot or polish idiot!!! ahhahahha

>kubica
he probably wouldn't even win an F2 race these days

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haahhaahhahah

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you lost until
>as we forgive those who fail us, like Giovinazzi

waglad, why did a 12-year-old go kart racer boy start to follow you on instagram?

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>He's using a flip VPN again

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Friendly reminder that Latifi is no faster than Kubica, despite extensive Pirelli experience and no 8 year break. Sad t b h.

Plus he was driving Russell's superior car. He's probably significantly slower than Kubica.

Dunno about the car details, but second year Russell will be stronger than now. Latifi's gonna get mauled.

Russel to Mercedes in 2021

t.knower

why Cool Tard failed to be WC but not hakkinen?

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Miga was good
Flying chin wasn't

the miga drived gooder. even when the miga drived shit he still drived better than the cool tard

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how many times will this be mentioned or shown in broadcasts next weekend?

>shown in broadcasts next weekend?
5

'action zone' footage, so 5 at least.

Every time Kemmel is in the shot

remember when halo saved sharl leklehs life in spa

good times

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It's just Gimi being GOAT

who's watching motogp?

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Last two digits decide

>Russell before Ocon
no.

>Ocon
Will not even get half the points Ricci gets in Lelnault

twitch.tv/nitrozplay
dragracing

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i fucked up lads. visited an establishment, and part way through proceedings, my... companion offered to take it off. i thought she meant did i want a handjob for a bit so i shrugged and said sure, but she jumped right back on until i finished. kinda shitting myself.

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just get tested and hope a card doesn't arrive by mail on father's day

...

ok i was shitting myself about the first part but hadn't considered the second... fug.

what is the f1 equivalent of this

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>Leclerc's GF disabled her insta
>Her friend is saying she needs time to take care of herself

uh oh.

oh dog
is it a pregnancy?
break up?

buttass finishes only 10 seconds behind hamilton instead of 20 seconds

Might just be fans bullying her.

The account for their dog is still being updated.

Giada's fan pages saying it's bullshit that Giada was the reason Leclerc had shit performances but not denying they broke up

Why would fans bully her?

>>
R U T H

Because fans are fucking retarded.

This was posted 2 days before she disabled the account

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Okay maybe not

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they also met ricky in vegas

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>the account for their dog is still being updated

Holy shit they deserve all the bullying

Pinkham is going to be livid.

the slut wants big dick rick

kek, they put her on the spit

Cute feet

>ruth x gianni x tsaarls

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F1 can only wish to be as interesting as MotoGP

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Redbull Honda 2021 w/ground effects will be only car to defeat Mercedes FIAMG in the next 5 years.

JUST

>tfw Charles got drunk and cocky and bet Gianni in Vegas
>tfw he lost

rtriu

I was interested to watch MotoGP, but after this I prefer to kill myself

Can F1 return to pointy noses for more Ground effects in 2021?

YUH

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>tfw never have been given a Paizuri

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tabi is such a magnificent woman

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> Lekek finally admits Ruth to Giada
> Big Dick Ricky comforts the crying Giada

MotoGP is mainly about riders which is why constructors and sponsors don't give it the same due.

You now remember the single year Suzuki WRC programme

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I really don't actually. And that car looks exactly like the Fiat Sedici or whatever it was called.

i saw an SX4 in the carpark the other day and wondered to myself what ever happened with the rally program

also thought the kizashi (sp?) would have made a decent touring car

>That cheeky Chiquita badge
I miss the times when teams weren't sponsored by Nigerian betting sites or crypto scams

>points: 1

B
T
F
O

They wanted to enter in 2007.
FIA being FIA, pushed back on introducing some rule changes 1 year, so Suzuki entered later as well
Their results clearly was improving through the season, then at the end of the year Suzuki pulled the plug because 'Muh recession'

Though the old Hyundai wrc program was a way 'better' shitshow, with legal proceedings and such

Congratulations for not having necked yourself for another year!

Suzuki > Subaru > Ford > Lancia > Renault > Peugeot > Citroen > VW > AUDI

In terms of Rally prestige . Audi Quattro? We get it you're a tried hard AWDfag losing to RWD Lancias anyway.

Because the 2 were the same

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Not sure if I should answer that with Amen or bwoah

youtu.be/zR6fECxF44I

Imagine losing to a teammate with 51% use of their hand/wrist... and survivor of the highest G-force crash in F1 history...

Kubica... were going home...

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And Retardo got fucked by his team in Hungary.
They're both hacks but the Aussie is way smarter for getting paid that much

youtu.be/0Gkhol2Q1og

>nearly dies
>survives but body is handicapped forever
>But beats Mercedes AMG's future prospect

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Williams Ferrari when?

Better version

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FUCK zoomers

Rossi is the GOAT and some zoomer faggots are never going to change that

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These bars make no sense whatsoever. 10 is twice as big as 2, apparently? 12 is about three times as big as 0?

Imagine cocksucking Ocon, that would be the peak of gay.

gimi?

actually he's not the survivior of the highest g-force f1 crash
technically bianchi was """""alive""""" for months after his 92g impact

Interesting how HONDA is the Mercedes F1 of MotoGP.

And Ducati is the Ferrari of MotoGP. Looks like Divo got btfo and lost his memory after the Silverstone brutal crash. Ducati's ace might be too injured for rest of the season.

Quite interesting that the nose cone simply sheared off

mfw
it's nowhere near 51% desu.
>he can only bend two or three of his fingers. the rest, along with his thumb, are fused into places
>two of his fingers fit inside one glove finger, as one bends and the other does not
>he cannot rotate his wrist
>his elbow is set at a fixed position
>the strength to move his hand when steering comes from his shoulder
t. followed his recovery

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But Zoomers love him, though.

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i thought you were suicidal because of the mutilated dick

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Marq can drift a super bike.

haters gonna hate

I mean zoomer bike riders, Rossi's competitors. They can go fuck themselves.

>Steals Lecute

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>the actual bars made any fucking sense to begin with

Maybe you guys have seen this, but F1 did a fan-voted top 10 drivers, and Vettel isn't even in the top 10.

>1. Max Verstappen 9.07
>2. Lewis Hamilton 8.23
>3. Carlos Sainz 7.79
>4. Kimi Raikkonen 7.52
>5. Lando Norris 7.49
>6. Charles Leclerc 7.40
>7. Alex Albon 6.85
>8. Daniil Kvyat 6.73
>9. Valtteri Bottas 6.63
>10. George Russell 6.54
formula1.com/en/latest/article.fan-power-rankings-whos-your-top-driver-of-2019-at-the-halfway-mark.7pyN6AVqp4JFjy9dlqczu2.html

JUST

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The Schumacher cousins be killin you, would you ever fight one of them?

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That McLaren must be one heck of a mashine.
Sainz lost to Hulk and Norris looked average pre F1, yet now they are somehow considered one of the best line up on the grid.

J U S T

>expert rating higher for everyone

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giving a zero to a guy you don't like for whatever pathetic reason is easier than justifying it un-anonymously

>tfw getting bored waiting for him to an hero

Infinite cleavage for Tabitha and infinite sex appeal for Sophia's belly.

milk to Tabi's udders

_____ to Patricija

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0 followers and 0 attention

milk from carrie's udders to me

There is coming a BIG get lads

can't wait

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i'm sorry to break it to you. but it's not going to be kimi

faggot.

Numbers to Sophia

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Sextape in 16 months

robin

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*phoneposts*

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Bernie to buy F1 back

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can't believe it's been a decade

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next week

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This weekend lads...

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J E N S O N

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gimi

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Aaaand we failed

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>blew me load early

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Let's not dwell on get misses too much and focus on the future

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KWAB.

see

...

the ellen page get guy must be using a script

death to carrie.

Death to Carrie's inhibitions.

The people this pic are bizarre looking and I can't put my finger on exactly why.

haha based [s4s] never disappoints

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My tongue to Carrie's vulva

love my Marta

Destruction to Carrie's loose clothes

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>good luck user finding a gf

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>no bra
based

Very happy to see others taking the Martapill

A hot semen glaze to Sophia's puffy vagina and bellybutton.

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What did they order at the restaurant, /f1/?

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Emilia ordered big willy sex, and Valtteri asked where their cuck waiting room is.

Horse meat steak

Retirement special

puffy

hmmmmph

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Based - endless supply of chokers to Marta

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>lance stroll didn't meet the lance stroll of motogp

how disappointing

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fuck strulovich desu

emillia is so beautiful lads, I can't deal

she's really plain lad

chloe?

nah fuck that, are there alot of women in finland that look like her?

I hate summer break so much

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>It's been 3 weeks since the last HWL
Feels pretty good if anything

Hmmmmm

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The only thing that eases the pain

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Since it's the end of the thread, let's get a dab

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Didn't knew she transitioned

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NEW

5 WDCs and leading in his 6th, I guess you'll just have to seethe more.

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I love Mediterranean sea

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based