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Does Masha like black guys?
Day 1 (Monday 26th August)
Men
11:00 Berdych - Brooksby
11:00 Darcis - Lajovic
11:00 Fucsovics - Basilashvili
11:00 Garin - Eubanks
11:00 Monteiro -Klahn
11:00 Kudla - Tipsarevic
11:00 Trungelliti - Nishikori
12:30 Fognini - Opelka
12:30 Gunneswaran - Medvedev
12:30 Herbert - De Minaur
12:30 Mannarino - Evans
13:00 Kwon Soon - Dellien
13:30 Djokovic - Carballes Baena
14:00 Djere - Kecmanovic
14:00 Kohlschreiber - Pouille
14:00 Querrey - Londero
14:00 Moutet - Goffin
14:30 Barrere - Norrie
14:30 Coric - Donskoy
14:30 Koepfer - Munar
14:30 Seppi - Dimitrov
14:30 Svajda - Anderson
16:00 Benchetrit - Dzumhur
16:00 Baranis - Vesely
16:00 Hurkacz - Chardy
16:00 Jarry - Raonic
16:00 Nishioka - Giron
16:00 Pella - Carreno-Busta
16:00 Sock - Cuevas
17:00 Fritz - Lopez
Women
11:00 Bogdan - Dart
11:00 Bolkvadze - Pera
11:00 Bouchard - Sevastova
11:00 Garcia - Jabeur
11:00 Konta - Kasatkina
11:00 Martic - Zidansek
11:00 Martincova - Ka.Pliskova
11:00 Puig - Peterson
12:00 Diyas - Barty
12:30 Alexandrova - Stosur
12:30 Gasparyan - Hon
12:30 Nicolescu - Yastremska
13:00 Davis - Larsson
13:00 Ferro - Gavrilova
13:00 Jorovic - Swiatek
13:00 Kerber - Mladenovic
13:00 Rybakina - Muchova
13:00 Sasnovic - Brady
14:30 Kuzmova - Van Uytvanck
14:30 Peng - Lepchenko
14:30 Sakkari - Giorgi
14:30 Svitolina - Osuigwe
14:30 Zheng - V.Williams
15:00 Golubic - Zhang
16:30 Dolehide - Wang
16:30 Frech - Siegemund
16:30 Kenin - Vandeweghe
16:30 McNally Bacsinszky
16:30 Zhu - Wang
provisional schedule. times may change.
Alizé Cornet lookin sharp in that pic
Wait a second, that's not a professional tennis player
yes she only plays on amateur level. kinda like Alize Lim
For me, it's Angie
too bad she's not getting out of the first round
>no Bernie
Rare flag!
Does Caro look Semitic?
So many qts O_O
tfw know all this people incl men and women sides
do i dedicate tennis too much of my life?
Its so sad you cannot see all matcges at least one sets ,if only there were 1000 hours in a day
>11:00 Konta - Kasatkina
>13:00 Kerber - Mladenovic
>14:30 Sakkari - Giorgi
>16:30 Kenin - Vandeweghe
very nice
Are uou a Konta fan?
I like Vandeweghe's fat ass.
Not at all but that's a great matchup for a first round, it would have been a legit quarterfinal not so long ago
Coco has a 100% sexual aura
Bad taste, no offense.
yeah
coming from you, I take it as a compliment
Coco just seems like she has a fun personality off the court. A bit like Pliskobot.
This, would bang
tfw you're actually a 30 year old boomer and used all of this shit when you were young
Just farted and almost shit myself
The hoe fuckuble
>>mobile.twitter.com
The fuck Juan
>it's the first time in probably a few years where i'm not a favorite in anyway at a grand slam
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I wish I had this level of delusional confidence
based nico doxxing people like jt
wood berry tbqh
kontaveit sounds like she has a british accent
someone pls post *THAT* gif
state
Jelena Jankovic looks like THAT?!
dios mio
Fuck this american night session bullshit.
was thinking exactly the same but then I decided not to post it.
kek what a fucking trash hole
yikes, what the fuck?
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Who did it best lads?
>yes she only plays on amateur level. kinda like Alize Lim
Alizé Lim is a Professional Tennis Player
She's a professional instawhore who just happens to occasionally play tennis on her spare time.
God how I miss Masha :(((((
Boris fill out a bracket
BOR1S. BRACKET. NOW!
cute lov by Genie. also pity that they didn't have a take with her making that cawk suck face. bet she would be the best.
did my bracket lads
Her and Serena have a first round match
I love it, one of them has to lose. They're both old and their bodies are failing, it's going to be a shit show.
I don't really want to see tongue like that
y
Dashka is playing against a very unlikable australian woman in the first round
look at the sheer size of this lass
also checked Mr. Satan
I'd love to just do it with her if you catch my meaning haha ahahh
Yikes, screaming whore
What?
>>>/reddit/
Never cared about this but the doping is bullshit
In op, post you're uso pen predictions
Genie pls
Do you play with a one or two handed backhand?
One for me
Ive been doing decathlon all my life, but I quit 2 years ago and now I just go to the gym, but I miss doing a sport. I want to get started with tennis as i love doing it but I dont know where to start? is it too late to play? Im 19 years old and barely played it
It's mainly about socializing with people.
>actually playing tennis
hahaha nerd
But yeah seriously, one. My friend has a 1hbh and he was better than me so i thought it was better. Now I'm better than him and I know 2hbh is more practical. fuck me.
This, and please don't orbit a girl and be her breathing practice wall that shit is pathetic, everyone can see it except you
2 handed has always felt unnatural to me. I tend to pull with my left arm too much and shank my shots.
it's never too late to play. too late to play at an elite level? yes. even if you get pretty good it's hard to find someone to play with at higher lvls
How did you come to biathlon?
It's a forehand with the left hand but with the right arm assisting the aiming cuz the left arm is retarded. Power still comes from exactly the same source as the normal forehand.
one handed, I'm not coordinated enough to throw another hand into the mix
1 handed
2 handed is some unnatural feeling robot tier shit, no soul
I like to do sports for my individual performance, to see my limit, thats why I think solo tennis will satisfy me
What should I learn to get started?
I did decathlon, not biathlon (although that seems super cool to me too) because I always liked watching the olympics and wanted to do athletics but with versatility, and decathlon is just amazingly fun in all the things you need to be good at
what can you do (general in life not only in sports) when you are super autistic around other humans and poor?
tabletop games
This is Novak's final chance to set a new record
LET'S GO MADZIA!
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
LET'S GO MADZIA!
HUUUGEE World Team Tennis fan here
PHILLADELPHIA FREEDOMS TILL I DIE!
>t. razorwraith
Only six people have won titles in this decade? that's sad!
>ywn eat Masha's ass in public
fbm
I wouldn't discount this. When I was in college I played a lot of magic the gathering. I thought the game was fun, but what was really great about it was that I sat with someone new every round in a tournament. I made a few friends like that and it really doesn't matter how socially retarded you are because they're all also socially retarded.
Agassi thought it was his turn to ride the Grand Slam carroussel after Sampras retires that's why he's so salty towards him but actually he should be salty towards Federer and himself lol
>>ywn eat Masha's ass
too autistic to be around other people. This is why I never competed in championships because I can't handle idiots around me.
That number does not add up to 39 like it should for 2010s...
Therapy, individual then group
t. can't count
LET'S GOOOOOOO!
First WTA title at age 27.
Good for her.
>Federer didn't benefit from a weak er-...
I honestly don't remember who Costa or Johansson are from the 2000's and I'm old enough to remember all the 90's guys.
hAlEp
wEw
Wifey with kids.
>blanderson withdraws after the draw is already made
What a piece of shit he should really be banned for giving us a lopsided draw when he knew he was injured. I’m sure Raonic or Kei will do the same thing next
She doesn't look like goblina here wow
Do you guys remember this lovely gal? She was my favorite girl growing up.
Akarin?
She is okay
Sorry, forgot pic
Sabine Lisicki
I mean she is still around, it's just painful to acknowledge. She's alright.
Growing up all my favorite womens players were obscure shitters who had play styles I thought were beautiful.
>le 5 second post match speech girl
i doubt you'd do different if you had to play a much more important match tomorrow night
Sabs quarterfinal run!
I am still salty ever since she beat Dashka in the Australian Open.
Damn she gives me such a wood.
for me, it's tsonga
80s/90s were quite clearly when tennis was at its peak
You have fantastic taste
Tfw we're closer to the Australian open than Wimbledon
say things that make you genuinely laugh and laugh
that's really the only way
Based Hurkacz
KARA BOGA BLESS
LMFAO
Is there a GOOD tennis porn?
yea I filmed a ton staring ur mum and I
best porn out there desu
Is this a Masha appreciation thread now?
>fake blonde
absolutely trailer trash tier no wonder they love her in burgerland
also her screaming on court is some of the cringiest shit
Masha > Dasha and nobody can convince me otherwise, especially no >fucking leaf
Unless she wins a slam this is correct by any sensible measure
polish murray
Is she called Masha because they're the first letters from her first and last name, or do Russians call every Maria Masha?
Lets not devolve into waifu faggotery and just enjoy WTA's nice legs and ATPs skill
Got 24
It is nickname for people with this name
>wife's son bought an Alexa and now have to deal with 24/7 surveillance
>Tfw bor1s won't fill out a wta bracket
>with this name
Maria Sharapova or just Maria? How did you manage to answer my question and not answer it at the same time?
>keep trying to put in RBA's name
>realize it's not actually autistic agut
damn.....
He knows exactly why he's wearing those sunglasses
Lurk more, the russian nicknames are well known
Anyone whose name is Alexander can be called Sasha, also Dima for Dmitri Maria Masha etc...
He's blind ........
Who is the Rick Dalton of tennis?
Cilic
my mom doesn't even knows how to play tennis moron.
I like that this is the part that you object to
81
rarest answer: Antoine Hoang
worst miss: Diego Schwartzman
it's 'starring' not 'staring' and 'ur mum and me' not 'ur mum and I', dumb amerifat.
>less than 10 entries in both brackets
>boris didn't fill out despite being told twice
>This year for the first time, the Open will post code violations as they occur, putting information on the tournament’s scoreboards to increase awareness of the rules and penalties.
>In case of confusion over a chair-umpire ruling, the Open intends to make a top referee or umpire available to broadcast partners and potentially other news media to explain the rule in question — as is common practice in sports like golf and football.
>The tournament also plans to deploy an official on its social-media accounts to address rulings in late-round matches, something the N.B.A. did during games last season.
nytimes.com
The USO was a mistake. They should just end the season after Wimbledon and maybe have some exho matches in China
>they can't punish you for illegal coaching if you don't have a coach
wtf has she solved this sport? I thought this was supposed to be 1A tennis not 5D chess.
it's like they really want serena to win
Why are polish people so good at tennis?
damn he's cute
that gewd feel when the uso starts tomorrow
remember janowicz
>Fake blonde
Are you stupid?
That started out looking good but there is not reason for the deep frying, or the cum sauce or the peperoni or even the pizza step. Just trying to go viral
Sucks for them, she's not going past first round.
I mean, at least they know their audience.
He would go high places if it wasn't for his small head and love for counterstrike
This better not make a return during the USO
He is doing it again lads
Look at that forced smile
of course he is. Kasatkina's fat ass has jammed the synapses to his brain.
i hate americans so fucking much
But you're one of them. Does that mean you hate yourself?
imagine growing up raised by parents and culture that is all seriousness and discipline and a little pessimism in a country heavily influenced by soviets that also experienced war. and u become the goat and ur atp contract stipulates smiling for filthy burgers that are high on coca gola 24/7 and such bbq chicken cake deep fried and pizzaed with cream cheese that never had a care in the world besides bombing ur kind and riding the corporate entertainment carroussel id be mad too
did he?
Dip dip dip dip
Really hope his wife leaves him and he emotionally crashed again
Looks a'ight
Any software devs here?
Yes
>Burger summer
Can you develop a gf for me?
Are you a C++ dev?
Yes. I use template from WTA players, you just have to give me your pick.
There is a waiting list tho, I'm currently working on pic related for myself.
Nice digits. Nope, I'm mostly C#.
Is there any tech hub in France?
do you do web development in C#/Blazor?
1 Dasha Kasatkina pls
If Faker wins this tournament he will almost certainly get the slam record, a total disaster for tennis
> Is there any tech hub in France?
I think. I work for a big company so it's not something I care about.
> do you do web development in C#/Blazor?
Yes. But I dont like it very much (mostly because I'm shit in JS and CSS), I'm more backend oriented
>I'm more backend oriented
So that explains why you like mugu so much
1 BEX please
Fellow Amerilards,
Will the matches be viewable free on the USO website as per usual?
Yeah cuz she's way back in the rankings xddd
>another pointless 2 weeks to see Djokovic breeze through a final
Medvedev will beat him
The Serb will fall
It's Lendl all over again except this time the a*glos convinced everybody to hate him too.
Sabs vs Vika is WTA motd tomorrow
Is there a way to see who tipped what in the bracket?
go to the standings and click on the name
But Sabs is going to double bagel vika!
No one really hates Djokovic.
It's just that no one likes him.
Almost everyone likes Djokovic, even if they're not a Djoko fan. He's a likeable person, it's just a meme on Yea Forums to hate him
nobody likes that fake fraud.
In what way is he a fake fraud? seriously what?
This guy is way more likeable than nadal or rodge ever were
>t. Dragoslav Berecevic
>all the western euros itt like masha and dasha
>all the borises like western girls like garcia and mugu
Now what's going on here
Djokovic seems autistic more than fake
Nadal seems like a nice, low IQ guy
Federer I inexplicably disloke
Only Serbian nationalists don't hate Djokovic.
Who is 'Kasatkina Fabboy' and who is 'Stump Love Doesn't Give a Fuck about WTA'?
>Djokovic seems autistic more than fake
No it's definitely fake. He knows exactly what he's doing when he buys journalists chocolates or does that weird post match winning celebration thing when he wins despite telling the crowds to suck his dick in Serbian
Because the grass is always greener on the other side lad.
Im not a serb, genuinly what do you not like about djoko? I enjoy his playstyle and I think he is funny
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why do female referees looks so cute? right now watching u14 and they are cute
is this the uniforms which makes women look cute?
also this cute russian female ref looks like Sevastova
sportsdaily.ru
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i like some russian too, not the tennis
irl crush had :(
Maybe she was too early or too late? Busy with practicing i hope
Boris, you still haven't submitted your bracket.
masha masha masha
ACKSHUALLY, the nickname Masha is for Maria in general, while Maria Sharapova is called MaSha. But of course lazy ass niggers on the internet don't bother for spelling out capital letters.
i dont know how to use this technology and why
I like him
Good post
Are you the Iga! fanboy?
You should submit your picks to prove everybody that you actually like tennis and know about it and not just oogle women like a creeper
>Serbian nationalists
Oxymoron
See
I might just filled the worst bracket of all time...
Finals :
> Djoko vs Tsonga, 99 aces
> Mugu vs Sharapova, 0 ace
> Pouille beats Federror in R16
> Verdasco beats Roidal
Mugu!
Based Charles
it's SAB's year, la
Sauce?
she has a penis
I hope so
it's about time!
First I thought this was Genie but then I remembered that I'm faceblind and this is not Genie. Who is this?
Did they?
Dajana Jastremśka
LOVE her!!!
Marie and her younger brother
Cute!
New fag!
females look so masculine when they hit two handed backhands
>I’m sure Raonic or Kei will do the same thing next
Well I was right about Raonic
someone post the one with Petkovic
>Stump Love Doesn't Give a Fuck about WTA
Me. I only care for my harem
Boris fill out bracket or caro will lose in 1R, same for iga
>Who is 'Kasatkina Fanboy'
hello
Boris only cares about Caro and social media, he doesn't care about brackets
>ATPredictable
Why is Wawrinka up against someone called Sinner in round one? What did the Italian's family mean by this?
Is the WTA retarded?
You mean ATP?
No I mean WTA
What is retarded about the WTA? It's much more fun than ATP but okay. The only interesting things that ever happen in ATP is Kyrgios breaking his monthly racquet
literally and unironically cannot remember who is currently the WTA #1 without googling it. my assumption is that it's still ass farty
What is the GOAT racquet size?
Rafa Nadal Open Challenger (Mallorca)
Monday, August 26th
1st round
Not before 7 pm local time
IMRAN SIBILLE (FRA), 17 y.o., unranked, career prize money $150
vs.
ANDY MURRAY (GBR), 32 y.o., former No.1, career prize money $61,259,702
Based EBAM
Can't wait for ESPN to jerk off Serena again
why would his wife EVER leave him
*knocks you out in R1*
The documentary about the final last year had nothing from Osaka's point of view. Did anyone watch? It was all about Serena and Ramos.
>Did anyone watch?
Yes it was pure cringe. I think the only person who defended her behavior was Roxane Gay who is not a tennis journo and knows literally fucking nothing about the sport
Even her coach admitted it was cheating
By far the most retarded prediction I've ever seen in a bracket. I can only hope that your nick is fitting, otherwise this would be a sad level of ignorance.
Best bracket. Not optimal but still should be more than enough to win. Krautist approved.
Mugu loses in first round in my bracket
Nadal might win this
He's got the easiest route to the final once again
For me it's oversize
Literally clicked random
>I think the only person who defended her behavior was Roxane Gay
her point was 'yeah but shes black'
whomst? Puffs?
What time CET is Ngubu vs Sugarpova
just go on flashscore and enable (((javascript))). It say that the match is scheduled on 01:00 as for now. But it's obvious that those late matches will be delayed with so many matches played before.
and so is osaka.
is black on black crime ok in her book?
very telling and sad!
finally a decent shot of her rear, couldn't find that shit anywhere
I have the suspicion that Muguruza might be a lesbian.
Not that I mind.
If only she got her stuff together and made it to another semi final in this USO
Not my favorite tennis player to watch but honestly she's been fucked over so badly lately by everything.
Yes, it would be quite cool to see a Masha redemption arc. We'll see
POOSHART
O
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thanks for quitting and giving up your place Raonic, you loser.
This bracket site we're using is garbage.
How do I edit my picks without starting from scratch?
it maybe next level tech mumbojumbo, but how about pushing the big fat edit button?
Ty m8
The point remains. It looks like a site out of 2001
>It looks like a site out of 2001
It probably is
user ,what makes you such a big supporter of Caroline Garcia?
Why and how?
bump
Maybe because she likes shit like this on IG
Her arms and hips are massive, proportions like of 170-173cm tall women, but she is taller, means she is truly massive
Just saw Volleyball girls on tv and Rowing girls and Canoe day ago in TV, woe some girls are really huge, like that qt NZ rower canoe
Wow, i only wish IG app was morr usefull and you could sort following list activities and etc
Right now its a big mess and lots of missing
>means she is truly massive
and that's a tripsworthy good thing
>like that qt NZ rower canoe
Googled: lisa carrington
Free money right here. Use it while it's still hit.
post rare mugu in swimwear picks
She's a big girl
Any good streaming sites?
Yeah, check out YouTube, twitch, mixer, Vimeo.
New York cooled down over the weekend. Should be good TENNIS weather lads.
good find user, I was looking for that in my giant folder
I should really organize this shit again.
Ahh a fellow australian in new yor
Any streams for POOSHART ?
GO CG GO CG GO CG GO CG
pls link HD caro!!!!! joker not working!!!
Do upside down seats cost less or more user?
nothing, but adverts of some shady links
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I really really like this picture.
are you an NYC liver? Manhattan penthouse views post please
Kasatkina!
Not him but here's my view. Downtown Manhattan
Who is the girl in the Op, she radiates SEX
dame dinero por favor
>poopeee pooshart
>caro
>Kasatkina
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Berdych getting dabbed on by a teenager
She's not fat anymore
t. chubby chaser
>POOPEEPEE POOSHART
Just quit and do porn already
>garcia
>bouchard
>kasatkina
absolute state of waifufags
imagine supporting any one of them.
yikes
wouldbetraymyspeciesfor/10
Pera caca
Watching Fuckovics vs Basilashvili from the shade. Hope you are all this comfy.
Why aren’t there any women with nice one handed backhands?
Are these the top waifus?
More like flop waifus. I reckon to even tolerate pooshart you'd have to be despicable human
>Jabeur the Hutt
>Drop shot on set point
Pure kino desu
Golubic has the nicest I think
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Suarez-Navarro is the highest ranked active player to play one-handed BH, soon to be overrun by Diane Parry
>Are these the top waifus?
How dare you
clean your lens, dummy
Can anyone tell me the best Polish playes in Men and Womens singles?
Internet points for everyone who goes to /bundes/ and spams penko images.
Smyczek & Swiatek
I'm gonna rape you
How many non-grandslam tennis events have you watched this year?
7
Harriet Dart? More like Harriet Fart!
disagree but respect your opinion
Most of the WTA desu, just because they're all on BT Sport.
Your waifu a shit Boris
She's getting shat on by a gypo
Right now? Hurkacz & probably Świątek
give points first. nobody will do the job before seeing the money
Kyrgios predictions?
Konta better not choke this
Here you go.
he's going to behave like a child and muricans will clap
It's Maria Sharapova, shame on you for not recognizing her
Mugu has good taste, I wonder if she sees herself as the top or bottom.
>>>/Reddit/
KyrWOAT is our guy
>betting companies can't go bankru-
Why does Konta have to be such an insufferable cunt everytime ffs
Day 1 and already Konta's chimping out.
Our girl Konta is always treated unfairly
Konta is an IRL australian shitposter
Crooked foreign ump desu
konta is so annoying holy shit
POOPEEPEE POOSHART
She has to find something to get offended at every single match
Yeah, imagine complaining about bad decisions. Absolute state.
>Caro
Boris on suicide watch
>Ass Farty
She's just pretending, right?
bruh they have her masha first round. punishment for chimping out last year. this going to be good
I'm just glad one of those cunts will be gone by tonight.
>hasn't won a singles match since Dubai
bouchard is absolute trash
Kasatkina!
Boris BTFO
I hate them so much
>punishment
>19-3, and 1 of the 3 was a w/o
Breeding material
Who else would you have her play if you want to punish her
they aren't showing any matches. I'LL NEVER BUY ESPN+ YOU FUCKS. I HATE U GREEDY MOTHERFUCKERS I DON'T WANT TO HEAR BOOMER OLD WOMEN TALKING ABOUT SERENA BUT U WILL NOT BREAK ME
Caro, I just want to be with you, you are the best anyways, and hug and kiss and spend decades with
wish i was there next to you, maybe as fellow tennis player friend
Kasatkina!
fuck off faggot
btw Jabeur is one of the toughest possible opponent anyone can have, she is solid
>Jabeur is one of the toughest possible opponent anyone can have
oh no no no no
Someone good
Alize is the best
Her legs and skirts always look great though. Angry women are cute btw.
Maybe 5 years ago
BIG DASHA
I
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>barty
>"Wee now kong bantha poodoo. HO HO HO HO!"
She looks better in blonde desu, her matchup with Kenin in Cinci was strangely arousing
>Jabeur
more like jambon-beurre lmao
A joke only a french man could make
>wta #2
Oh Forsure don’t get 6-1d by some fucking unranked Kazakh, AshPee Sharty
*crickets*
>tfw your father is gonna beat you with his belt when you come back home
she looks like a dog
Is that Eva Asderaki umpire umpiring at Evans Mannarino game after Caro's game on the same court??? Is she pregnant?!?
>i know nothing about the tennis post
are you checking out the umpires now? you need some serious sex in your life
put the ball within the court dasha ffs
*like a (soon to be) beaten dog
Is this from twitter? judgging by name of file
pls link
>Eva Asderaki-Moore
>GBR
wtf????? Did she marry some anglo?
Why women do this?
i always did, cicak is too qt to resist noticing her
Barty "Slice Backhand" isn't working
this Konta-Dasha match is a moonball festival
Thanks now I see it too. They look very alike though. They both have them strong slavic features.
Do you watch volley? Rus vs Ger ladies
Germans are really really good looking and cute. This meme of ugly Germans is one of the best.
>They look very alike though
who?
Go Bernarda Pera!!
mate, they are playing tennis, not wrestling
Masha and Puffs
Pera is unironically good desu, always rated her
Dashka!
Kasatkina!
Fuck off you paki nonce wwf fag
>I rate Zidansek
KOMM JETZT!
Jabeur is good at tennis, solid top-20 on a good day
Today was a very good day
out of all people in Caro's part of draw, only Karo Pliskova and Brady could deliver same level as Jabeur
also Caro did not practice for a 2 weeks(?)
>losing to Jobber
AUF GEHTS ANGIE
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
AUF GEHTS ANGIE
*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
this crowd out tiny german girls voices on tribunes of Porsche or smth similar(german) WTA event stuck in my head
>solid top-20 on a good day
is that why she never broke top 50?
>Brady
the one that lost first set 6-1 today? yeah, you're probably right
there are different levels of cope, but come on, have some self respect
she is so beautiful...
also made 1700 screenshots of this game
>Fatasskina
>Świątek is going to play at the same time as Poland in volleyball
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Do you happen to have screenshots of games where she is winning? I have been looking for those since July
>1700
holy crap
>is that why she never broke top 50?
good days are not often in her career
in Moscow WTA she beat Sevastova, Kontaveit, Makarova on the road to final, to get and injury
>the one that lost first set 6-1 today? yeah, you're probably right
welll, if brady is in bad shape, then the only Pliskova is as strong as Jabeur for R1
Caro was unlucky.
That's a pretty big dick
>sharty
How do you think she will cope with a first round loss?
yes
I just press the button to not a miss a thing(still miss much :/), then to sort out and delete all plain ones, leaving the cute and rare and good ones
sorry, i've read brady as barty.
as for the other point, you're wrong. she's shit and caro is a has been
>he isn't watching murray vs sibille
casual
the kazakh is kind of cute
if you're so obsessed, why not just record the match instead of screenshooting?
>Borty
>Ausfailia
>I just press the button to not a miss a thing(still miss much :/), then to sort out and delete all plain ones, leaving the cute and rare and good ones
Why don't you just video record the match and go back and take snapshots of the good frames. Seems like a much easier way to go than pressing one button maniacally during the match
The only Sibille I watch is Constance
the absolute state of adidas
idk :(
I dont want her to become depressed, get wave of critique again, from media and french audience, from tennis forums etc
I dont' want her to break bad, to 'go wild' all this stuff for rebelous girls , nooooo
I don't want her to become fragile, and an easy prey for men, or change a coach and get close with him, noooo
i want her to rest, sleep well(alone), train, be happy. dont flirt with men, or even date, to spend time in Lyon with father, mother, dog, no men.
>what do you mean I can't have pizza between points
too much HDD space eatings
He's a mentally ill cumbrain
If I was with her, would she marry me now?
>Doublefaultakina
>from 40-0 to double faulting the match away on your own serve
dasha pls
No HDD space, plus bandicam gives some glitches or slow FPS, and OBS fucks up the colours or/and takes really MUCH space, like 10 mb per second lol on the highest qality
>cumbrain
what?
little piggy little piggy come out
Mandy Flores?
Me on the right
i mean, she's probably suicidal right now, so probably
You know Caro lost a lot of money tonight, right?
Dashka has to fix her serve already. If Carlos isn't helping her with this, then why is he her coach? The serve is more important than the fitness
How? R1 is like 50k dollars on GS
why the FUCK hasn’t someone created a new court surface yet
Kerber has been an unforced error machine this year
fug
Cute?
they tried but fed won so everyone complained
>you know remember carpet tennis was a thing
Why does she like showing her tummy this much?
WTA should add a vibrating surface and the ball should release pheromones when struck
I remember these from my youth.
The tennis halls smelled really bad
As cute as a monkey at the zoo
obviously fake blonde hair with dark eyebrows has become my fetish recently
Never noticed it
wow you are so cool, go fuck yourself
What a rude little boy you are.
Post other examples.
>tfw you're going to watch Marija's match in 4K today
I only ever played with oversize growing up. I finally went to get a new racquet after breaking a frame and fell in love with the only midsize racquet I ever hit with. Bigger != better
Angie, Angie
When will those clouds all disappear
Angie, Angie
Where will it lead us from here
OH NO!! YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY SAD SCARED MASHA
Type: "Take my energy, Mashapova!"
Within 10 nanoseconds or she will lose to Gorilla Williams tonight!
What a set by Mladenovic. Managed to get to her FH on every point, stunning winners.
Iga!
bald mannarino is so strange looking
This World Team Tennis playoff race is electric
wood > carpet
>chokerin
Hell, I thought there was still a carpet tournament kicking around. I'd like to try it.
foam>wood
150$ career prize money vs 61mln$
atptour.com
are you a fan of her?
only one casse
2018 spring iirc, all girl wore that
she was forced to wear that
though she always look cute!
There was a small carpet WTA tournament in Canada the week following US Open, but since they were the only post-USO tournament not to be played in Asia, they didn't manage to get enough good players to come. Canadian federation sold the tournament a few months ago.
Rafa Nadal Open Mallorca
B. Tomic won that in 2018 iirc
>Winning 6-0 6-1 to an unranked toddler
Should just retire desu
>Berdych
he's just helping to train the next generation, bro.
BERDshit is absolutely done
Retirement looming
>lower back pains once again
Thiem has ruined Mladenovic, his humping game is too powerful
barty looked way worse than the score indicates
I'm so fucking jealous I can't even express it in words
got £5k on opelka to win
how BLACKED am i
Take my energy, Mashapova
solid taste
Look at that post-wall roastie face
fog will bankrupt you
Mouratoglu is so strange
He seems slimey but is also quite honest
>second medical timeout in ten minutes
>super solid first set, down 0-5 in the second
no :'(
Currently in italy on vacation, any idea where to watch the USOpen?
Eurosport is Nlnot available on our TV and my local site gets geo-blocked
get a bet365 account
deposit £5
make a babby bet for £1 and enjoy free tennis streams
If you have Android, download the Mobdro app
Alternatively, do this
Eurosport Player
where are you form originally?
or try jokerlivestream.com
or live.itftennis.com
Doesn't bet365 just give you a very small window that you can't expand
Cute German girls won in volley!
she fat
Austria
serena chimp out soon
1) why are you even looking at her?
2) she is not
3) a bit of belly fat is cute, if not cellulitis etc
Masha will be paid to lose
Serena is the cash cow at the USO pen
russian girls are cute too.
goncharova should be a model.
it was a very entertaining match.
also, polish girls are going to start and win in a moment
>Masha will be paid to lose
she would never agree to that.
she is not a cheater.
but it's a stupid match to bet on Marija.
she is either going to lose or win by w/o after gorilla fakes an injury. there is no way to get rich there ;(
how gudd is kerbe's polish?
american tennis is trash. this kenin girl has the strangest ball toss ever why are they hyping her
Thank you!
>alexandra stevenson
Why does ESPN hire these literal whos? Can't they get Roddick or Clijster?
>M'lady
she's native. she lives here, dummy
NEW
And there will be a stream for the US open available in this app?
JUST
FUCKING
STOP
YOU
GODDAMN
IDIOT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This thread is going to stay up for a day, you moron....
must suck pretty bad to be fognini right now
like you'd expect your r1 to be pretty chill if you're the 11th seed, but:
>nursing an injury
>playing a ridiculous server on hardcourt
>playing an american in america
How many mass shootings during this USO fortnight then lads? 'Murica
none. neither blacks for muslims care about tenis and incels don't care about sports at all
>EBAM Returns
>Finally wins AO after 5 final losses
>Wins a 3rd Wimbledon for the UK lads
>World #1
>Defends Olympic gold for 3 in a row
cap this
very cool
Bailey Jay