/mlb/

>These black and white uniforms.
[Absolutely Disgusting]

>I LOVE JOMBOY

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mr. fish is also first to 400 this year

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the phiilies were up eh what happen? failies

their pitching just isn't competitive enough with their direct competition. the nl east has three teams angling for a wild card assuming the braves the take the division and ny/wsh have stacked rotations.

PITCHER DONG

*goes oppo field on first pitch and has 12 K's*

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i don't understand why they didn't just go head-to-toe team color if they're going mono

>BARFS

AHAHAHAHAHA

did that work for you?

matsui~

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this kills the white sock

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There's no mystery. Babe Ruth was good. The White Sox aren't.

haha if u were a fan of the white sock ur just a retard

24th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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hey that babe ruth guy was pretty good

bretty kool guy, eats hot dogs, drinks beers, smashes balls that arent juiced

D O Y E R S
O
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Will the Dodgers expose their pitching?

idk but tonight is going to be rough versus ryu.

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no white sox thread : /

Or you just arent some faggot lifelong cubs fan.

Actually very accurate.

and by idk i mean probably

ACUÑA

hey white cocks loser look at this

the quarterrican does it!

>barfs

at least it's not some shine.

So let me get this straight, the teams in white uniforms are the good guys and the teams in black are evil?

no white is home, black is road iirc

Yes, this is correct.

Go Cubbies ;)

WE TIED, fuck i have a feeling this is going to be a fun weekend in Texas

yes

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In real life, yes. In the new gay as fuck world we live in, no.

nyy v lad gamethread

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID MY CUBBY WUBBY WUBBY WUBBIESSSSS WIN TODAY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>cubs fan here
fuck off

RotJ is one of the saddest movies I've seen in my entire life

I hate movies where the bad guys win.

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almost as bad as the 2016 worlds eries

I won't post it again please just stop posting this

I swear if >we lose to the goddamn mests

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why? great pitchers duel today

losing to the >mests is never acceptable

why

Mests should go 0-164 terrible team terrible fans terrible franchise.

so should the braves because of their terrible tomahawk chop

100% This

>Quints

OH BARVES FANS WILL NEVER RECOVER

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>Southerners arguing over who's a tad bit more retarded than the other

quints agree

>blowing a 7 run lead to the Marlins

Retarded tomahawk chop confirmed retarded

>in Texas
Easy on the alcohol.

>hating the chop
Hello JIDF

nobody likes hearing OHOHOHOHOH all the fucking time

Ohhh, I've been sober all week. IM GOING HARD ON THE SAUCE

It was 7 to fucking nothing, against the mother fucking Marlins!!!!! Fuck Nick Pivetta and fuck this piece of shit bullpen!!!!!

you can tell the mets miss mcneil

>no one like their opponents cheering
You dont say retard bro

they havent? they need a fucking break because both sides are pitching well

Told you all the Philthies will drop deep into 4th place by the end of the week. Least Bryce's son wasn't born with any defects.

when it involves a stupid chop which the queefs do. fuck any tribal teams

Phillies are going to have some hard decisions to make this off-season. Pivetta and Eflin need to be replaced and they have to make a call on Velazquez, too.

Barves hohohoing is cancerous as fuck

>Irrelevant blah blah
The fact that it triggers you makes it better

>Diaz

>diaz in
okay fine im outta here bruv

They are not going to do jack shit except maybe extend Realmuto. Even their shitty GM stated *We develop our pitchers, and buy bats*. Weird since all they drafted were 3 shitty OF's and a 3B for said developing the pitching. And you set your only good one go.

>giving diass free outs
wat

youtu.be/emQ6_PrRzIk
Just for you guys

Get rid of all of them.There is huge problem if they can't hold a big lead against the worst team in baseball

ROOKIES

oh boy

They are not going to rid any of them since MacPhail wants to continue developing them further...even after they already past their peak development years. And if they do get a pitcher, it's prob just gonna be a 38 year old Hammels since he's technically a developed pitcher.

i think they are definitely going to go after pitching. you saw the owner get involved with harper to close it and then he made the call to bring back cholly. i'm not sure the gm's patience is in tune with what the owner wants.

the real question is what is pitching going to cost and are the phillies going to go big game hunting.

Fucking christ

>diaz actually gets through an inning without no runs given up
I believe in this man

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>Barfie doos

I can tell you the best pitcher they can possibly land is either Hammels or Wheeler if the Mest decide to fuck off from him. That's about it unless you want to go balls in and trade for someone. And then there's Spenser Howard due up soon, but gonna say he's going to be Eflin tier and only be decent in the beginning of the year, and then get exposed hard in May. But yeah the Phillies are pretty fucked either way

Lego swarzak

>get leadoff baserunner
>pinch run le fast negro
>don’t even have him steal, bunt him over
>needlessly steal 3rd and barely stay on the bag
what the fuck was that managing

braves fans are discord trannies

Swarzak has definitely put his glove to his mouth and called Albies a nigger at least once.

Still better managing than Kaplars bootleg version of the Yankee's management in the world of Analytics. Literally Lions tier copy pasta of the the Patriots sheet, and fails just as miserably

We kill trannies, nigger

>we
OK keyboard gangsta

i wonder if they'd just pick vargas' option up instead of signing hamels, though they might like the idea of getting cole back even if he's old

Killed a tranny just last week

Well, your dad had a good life

Jokes on you it was your dad

Y'all ready for a shirtless Todd Frazier?

Nah, my dad was gay not a tranny.

Take him out

Discord spy here with a message for the dicksword

Oh i own ya,
Pwnage to the nth degree
No end in sight,
Bend ya over the table
Kill ya like cain did to abel,
Redpilled with a hint of the blackpill
Cut ya no slack,
As I put the pieces in a sack

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Where?

Vargas is just a glorified rental all thing's considered, and he himself is old as shit. I'd say neither is good and they should go after something better, but honestly most teams will have a higher luxury tax than the Phillies thanks to Harper. I see Garret Cole staying in Houston. Madbum will prob end up on the Yankees because obvious reasons. Strasburg gonna remain in Nationals since they will make the post season. Porcello gonna stay in Boston most likely. Odorizzi either stays in Minnesota or he goes off to prob the Dodgers. And finally Alex Wood will remain with the Braves since again playoffs. So this case it's either going to be again Wheeler for the Phillies, or Hammels. I just don't see them getting any better pitching than those realistically.

Yeah that's how you get started. All faggotry is a sin.

Cole is a done deal to the Angels.

I read this as viagra and it gave me a new fetish

>mest

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Well, enjoy your time in hell

Did they lose the game?

uh oh here comes the dicksword

Philthies gave up a 7 and 0 lead and is now 9 and 15. Where are those faggots now saying they are back in the hunt with the rotting corpse of Manuel? They seriously thought he alone was going to fix that shit teams mess alone with that kind of hitting, and especially with that absolute meme starting lineup. Philthies got nothing to prove now except they played their faggot fans like a fiddle into not selling their season tickets. Get fucked losers, Go Braves!

Thanks miami at least for helping >us

METS

It is viagra for the rest of the NL least now that the Lillies with be shitting themselves in the basement for another decade.

I've never seen todd Frazier get a hit in my life.

>higher luxury tax than the Phillies thanks to Harper
The luxury tax threshold is the same for every team. I think the Phillies are around $132M committed in that area for next season, not counting options or arbitration awards.
>Madbum to Yankees for obvious reasons
I don't think that's particularly obvious at all.
>Strasburg gonna remain in Nationals
I think he might opt out and try to get an extra year.
>Porcello gonna stay in Boston
Zero chance. Boston doesn't want him back.
>Alex Wood will remain with the Braves
Alex Wood plays for the Reds.

Should we just rename the New York Mets to the New York Wins?

they didnt win yet either. I say hold for anything.

Wops

>umpball

I saw him hit a three run homer vs the Cubs.

Point is Phillies not gonna get better than Wheeler realistically who's not that much better than most of their current core. It's going to prob wind down to probably trading off a fuck ton to get at least 1 and maybe two pitchers from other teams. Gonna say Rhys, Bohm, Howard, and Segura will be on the trade block.

The New York hold for anything's sounds weird.

I don't think Cole is a done deal to the Angels at all. He's from Orange county and the Angels have a real bad need for pitching, so everyone keeps putting it together. That said, I think Cole is going to require the largest pitcher contract ever handed out. Verlander's $219.5M total when he signed his second extension in Detroit is the top in total dollars. The question is whether Cole looks to top Greinke in the AAV department, too.

I think you're looking at something like $224M/7, but Boras has a good argument for 8 years since Cole is a year younger than Scherzer and Price were.

Cool

>who's not that much better than most of their current core.
Wheeler would be a very large upgrade over everyone in that rotation but Nola.

i was lucky enough to watch him drop an infield fly to give the yankees a sunday walkoff that sealed a sweep

golden sombrero for donaldson

Cmon flowers prove your worth

We don't know yet, but knowing that city, that kid probably going to be born with Autism probs.

You also forget he's a >mest player. And they already fell for that meme already this year with Vargas

wheeler is actually a good pitcher unlike vargass. But, wheeler isnt gonna go to an NLE team. methinks he signs with the angels or brewers

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It’s like the barves are trying to give up the franchise tying walk off HR to polar bear in extra innings

Lol I remember that

panik hit, lmao winning run on base

Found it.
youtu.be/a2FEAOvOFYo

one of the best parts about that entire series was the dude about ten rows behind us who, after nine innings of pure and unrepentant jeering, changed his tone immediately to genuinely wish us a good time in new york and a safe trip home after that drop

>wild pitch

Not like this

fuug

Life is like a barves kek

Holy shit what a blown call

>aaron altherr to possibly get the winning run home
lol another inning

NEWK DEALING

>altherr
why the fuck is he still here

Whew

>mest

this nigga batting .083

It could have happened

never forget the kershaw salami

youtu.be/RcZIs1tIGlg
It's time boys

Call up broken finger Tim Tebow. Get this nigga Altherr off this team

>Tehran hitting
top kek

Genius strategery

inb4 syndergaard walkoff home run off the bench

>up by 7
>now down by 10
>against the fucking Marlins

>Philthies lead 7-0 in the 3rd inning
>Philthies lose 9-18
Where the Phillthie faggots who said they were back in the playoffs? I tell you, back to the basement where their pathetic asses where they belong lol. Also no good pitching buyouts for you either ya delusional retards.

Are the Lilles dare I say a bigger clown franchise than even then >Mest? Did their analytic management team seriously get dabbed on by a first year insurances agent as a GM?

>Philthies
>Can't beat the fucking Marlels
>Can't avoid getting blown the fuck out by the Marlels

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Lets get a proper >philthies kek going. Im just gonn drop a philthie kek here

damn, glad we had this embarrassing loss tonight. holy hell

yay marlins

Also their green retarded dodo bird gonna be gone after this year and fucked off to the Dodgers.

i'm surprised they haven't scoured the minors for a minor league lifer who bats right handed.

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youtu.be/tknmddE9sBI

So where do you think harper finishes out his contract? yankees? dodgers?

Gg Rangers

GG Rangers
DSNB

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jesus can anyone score a run?

>>>altherr
>why the fuck is he still here
A better question is why did they DFA Hechavarria and keep this loser

BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE AN OUTFIELDER IN OUR BENCH THAT ISNT HURT

We got a runner

>*We are a family organization who priorities developing young pitchers, and buying bats off the market when they are available. We also believe the analytics is the future of sports, and have no intentions to abandon the concept so long as it's being a successful concept on other teams (albeit the Yankees). We have no intentions to make moves to our staff, our management team, and further more our players. We will remain at for what we currently are, and have no intentions to make drastic changes in the off-season.* -Andy MacPhail
In other word's this team is actually ran worse than the Mest and even the Whos roflmao.

gg texas

>JASH

Fucking hell

>lillies

good game can it end already

You call this a world series preview? Just cancel the rest of the season and give the yankees the trophy already. Literally no one can beat us in a 5 and 7 game series. Save your time and money

>got swept by oakland
HE BELIEVES THIS OSRS

>full no trade clause

It's called the MLB milking money off the retards who watch it that isn't Yankees fans ya goof.

Ry-who?

why is the national league so beta?

That's Philthie for you for going all in on a literal retard instead of pitching in a pitching dominated sport.

I know and I'm trying to help them see the light. Quit wasting your time and money watching baseball if you're not a based yankee fan. No one has a chance against us. Doyers will get swept this weekend and in October

nah. world series is athletics braves

What the fuck do we need an outfielder for, we have 23 strikeouts this game so far

that better be a fucking joke right? Two teams that will get assblassted in the divisional round making the eries?

We also have JD Davis doing trick plays just to keep it interesting

Assletics arent even going to the playoffs and the Braves? The GOATS at choking in the first round? Yankees are finishing 127-46. Just cancel the rest of the season

roflmao. The fish are taking pity on the Philthies by walking their players to give them false hope. Imagine being a fan of a retarded clown franchise like the Philthies.

Rockies fan here. We no good at basedball this year

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This game is never going to end

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SOMEONE SCORE

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The ride never ends.

Remember /mlb/, you're here forever.

The only good thing about LA is the Lakers, USC, and Galaxy. Other than that, their teams suck dick. Especially the doyers

WP, south side sox

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>Galaxy
Are you a gay or something

look at all the mutts fans still wasting their time and money watching them lose to the rednecks as usual. Take the aids ridden 7 train home and watch a real team beat the doyers

you mean yankee fans are the mutts correct?

someone's a new england revolutionfag

boston sucks at every sport. My Yankees, Giants, Lakers, Canadiens, Galaxy, and USC own you

good effort in the ninth there rookies

0/10 bait

Meet the mutts, meet the mutts

familia is better than mariano they said....

>mest

Yaaaaaaas

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Wow wtf is this I guess being a respectable fan isn't enough for your pent up ass so you double down on how you think a Yankee fan should act which is borderline trolling.

>Ron Washington trying to race Flowers home

What a legend

good game mest

UMP BALL

Fuck atlanta niggers

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Ground rule double no run assholes

yeah im watching too buddy

Holy shit what a screw over

non yankee fans cant handle how alpha we are. Thats why we have 28 rings and are finishing the season 127-46

or not

familia is wound tight

>Ball was playable
>Didn't throw his hands up to signal ground rule double
>Still gets it called back
I fucking hate baseball

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Trips confirm what a blown call

please end this fucking game Barves, it's taken too long but deGrom's not allowed to win games he pitches that well

>mutts fans think a guy with 3 blown saves in one world series is better than mariano
>28-2

It's not the player jobs to signal calls, its the umpire's. Outfielder just wants to get the ball in, have every right to argue the call afterwards.

Dubs confirming trips
Call was robbery

wait what the fuck happened?

my red burbies are back on top

>implying the doyers can beat anyone in the american league

let's all just take a step back to enjoy the >mestening

i was under the impression that only if the ball is not reachable is it ruled dead; like if it goes into the ivy at wrigley or literally rolls under the outfield fence.

who's offense is shittier? braves, mets or doyers?

Braves scored. It was stolen

Ball gets stuck anywhere, its a ground rule double

Eat shit mests

I know the rule. That doesnt make it fucking retarded.

panic

Call him back now faggot umps

It used to be that the player had to not make an attempt at the ball, now with replay they will overrule it even if the player makes a play on it. You won't see stupid shit like this anymore. youtube.com/watch?v=EV1_ajVpVAI

Would you have the Cubs tear off the ivy then?

This beautiful baseball plays shouldnt be ruined by rules.

>Fried is literally hitting almost .230

LE MESTS
EL MEST UP DUDES
THEY MESSED UP
ROFLMAO
MEST
LORLFORLF

Sorry Mickey check cleared already. You are on your own

No just make it so that if you retrieve the ball it's still in play

>Fried Fries

Man the umps tried their best to bail out the Mets but they still gave up the go-ahead run.

So you'd rather have players just stand there and complain instead of getting the ball into the infield? I'm glad you aren't commissioner.

future baseball analyst right here

this might be the fastest runners to load the bases this year, a single could literally score 3

how's it feel to be just as bad as the phillies

Fucking braves are the mets worst team

This was for
(You)

If the Braves strike out one more time they will unironically tie the record for most strikeouts in a game by one team

Curse of Larry lives on

>Braves well on their way to getting the strikeout record (26).

Did they make it?

THEY DID IT

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fourteenth inning stretch

14th inning stretch. Get off your asses and grab another brew boys.

F bomb

Mets fan here. That was right at the knees. Sorry J.D.

GO HOME DOYERS BEFORE YOU CHOKE YET AGAIN IN THE WORLD SERIES. YANKEES ARE FINISHING 127-46

STOP. WASTING. YOUR. TIME. AND. MONEY

Degrom is a beast for that hr.

>shut down the braves top players
>lose in extras because of familia being retarded
next game. thanks miami for at least clobbering the fish

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bravo roberts

Mets lost because they had RISP in two of those extra innings and didn't come through.

>6 in a row

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finally :)

>Still won
the GOATs

they are home

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>tie all time strike outs record in a game
>your pitch hits a home run
>at home
>lose anyway
top mest

doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos doggie doos

>team lost cause they didn't score enough runs

>DOYERS

IS THIS YOUR KING YANKEE HATERS? SEASONS OVER. 127-46

welcome to fucking up because of rosario not holding a swing. EVERYONE but degrom was retarded with offense
suck my dick braves nigger

Good game barves. I ain’t even mad

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And once again the Mets let DeGrom down
Fuck Familia

Fuckin Familia

And they were the home team, so yeah. Any other nuggets of knowledge you want to point out faggot?

>mest jews immediately start talking about dick as soon as they lose
lel

>hurrrr jews
literally brainlet

>Braves tie MLB record for most strikeouts in a single game (26)
>Mets still lose

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imagine actually, unironically thinking that the best team in the NL can stand even the slightest chance against the best team in the AL

The Mets are gonna miss the playoffs by a half game and this game is gonna be the reason
Cap this fuckin post
I fuckin hate Familia

>jew yorker gets called out
>kvetches and screams
jew confirmed

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Im not even a jew

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>making Mests fags seethe as we bury their season again

man I missed that feeling

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sure thing hiram

All you pricks blaming Familia realize that he came in in the 14TH INNING right? How the fuck do you pin this on him and not the offense who had two separate extra innings to drive in the winning run?

series aint over braves faggot. You too had issues scoring

Cause Familia fucking sucks

It was conforto who went full retarded and couldn't hit anything

We can all agree Famila is at least better than most of Philthies starters right?

Your seasons over

Top kek at the mets faggots seething this hard already

>seasons over because of one game
still in the chase. I believe

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Your anime faggotry isn't helping the team

I dont care, because I watch this team, and I dont give a fuck. braves fans can go suck on a BBC because their shitty sunbelt city is irrelevant and only known for choking a 28-3 lead

No
Familia belongs in single A
Fuck his inaccurate ass

imo this is the game that killed the mets. They know they should have won the game so they are going to lose from now on imo. What a shame because that team had potential to make some noise but it's over for them now

post more anime zoomer

one game. you said that last week also during the braves series. they arent out of it yet

So you are saying the Lillies starting pitching not named Nola belong in rookie ball? I agree

>you said that last week
No I didn't. Sadly it's over for the mets though IMO

again, they can do it. They kept the braves offense in check. Now they need to find their offense.

Mets had 6 hits in 14 innings. i dont give a fuck how many strikeouts you get, that is NOT how you win a ballgame.

and the braves too, had 6 hits up until the 14th. Intense games HAPPEN

sorry man I think it's over for them. They really had so much potential but it's over now because this was a bad loss that will set them back a week. Now they'll get swept by the barves and get out of the wc race

$296,800,000.00

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>The absolute state of the Doggie Doos

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Oh, how embarrassing:

youtube.com/watch?v=l3IfdkG8LqI

they'll take a game. they got their golden boy fried tomorrow and keuchel sunday. they can do it, and mcneil is hopefully back on sunday. This team has to refocus, get back in tomorrow, and shake it off. They are in a tough stretch now with the braves cubs and nats up next, and EVERYONE has to be on board

That ump in the Mest Barfs game was awful

Sorry but it's over. They should have won today. They are done now.

aint over until its over my dude

I love this one deluded faggot thinks they can make up 10 games in the standings with only 32 left to play... when the Barves are 9 and fucking 5 against his team this season

Metsbros chill. We're not going to win every single game.

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and I know. what I said here applies. Keep chugging along, and find a way to win. Hurts to not get the win, but great game from degrom

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Reminder Jeff McNeil is coming back tomorrow
Reminder Brandon Nimmo and Jed Lowrie are coming back any day now
Reminder the Mets offense will be literally unstoppable in September/late August

have more titties

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At this point they more or less have to

sorry man

>unstoppable
nah. we get help but it isnt gonna dramatically make it 114514 times stronger. we do need dom smith back asap because I hate altherr so much

Jacob deGrom hits the only RBI for the Mets in a 14 inning game. One(1) run. Thats the most Mest thing over ever seen

lol no they don't
they're 1.5 gb of the wc

Here's a fun game I made of which Philthadelphian sports owner is the most Jewish in anyway you make that out to be.
>Jeffrey Lurie =Jewish owner of the Philthadelphia Iggles
>Dave Scott= Newest Jewish owner that inherted the Philthadelphia Flylels from the now deceased Jew that is Ed Snider
>Joshua Harris= Proud owner of the seventy dickard's as well as that other team in the hellhole that is Trenton NJ.
>John Middleton= Jewish owner of the analytic's family organization we all know as the Philthadelphia Phillthies
Who shall be the biggest Jewish sports owner in the city of Philthy. Only your replies will add to the score as we all mock that cities misfortunes to our benefits.

I don't think Middleton is a jew.

This is actually fair because they kept the games close. If this was last season they’d lose 1-0

tloses kek

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Middleton is a strong western world Jewish last name

It's okay dodgers, braves will take your place and finally bring the world series to the nl

Has Ryu been exposed? 11 ER in his last 10 innings. Is he the next Kershaw when it comes playoff time?

This asshole rubs me the wrong way

Degrom is making his case for a cy young again. 13 strikeouts against the Braves is insane, especially with that 1-4. Just a fucking shame they didn’t win

>barves
>facing yaks in worldseries
kek doyers unironically have a better chance than you chokers

>The Mets let DeGrom down for the 73939th time
Too many reruns

it's really the wankers that rub me wrong

More like
>familia blows it and the bad side of the mets offense shows up
Degrom deserves better, but he gives the Mets a chance to win every night.

Someone rub this wanker for me

Neither team has a chance in hell to beat the Yankees. It will come down to a 4-0 or 4-1 series

someone kill the asshole

This asshole's getting too big for his britches

Subway Series 2.0
I want it
Give it to me

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This shit is reddit posting
Not a chance

Who's the asshole?

asshole spotted

the asshole is mysterious, we need to ask the wanker about his whereabouts

God damnit we are discussing baseball

it's me

This psychopath is cutting a path of destruction

I sense that this "asshole/wanker" thing that's been going on for months now is a method of communication between 2 or more posters. Kind of like
"hey! I'm here"
"okay so am I"
"cool man! Let the shitposting commence"
So they know when to attack us...when we're vulnerable. Be wary of whats to come

oh god please no

let's be honest, familia is a gutless coward just like benitez was

this investigator is cutting holes in the wanker's plot

God bless you Inspector

yeah seeing the Mests getting swept in the world series by the superior New York team is totally something the world needs to see again

I'm here

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!

You fucking idiots are fooling nobody with your wanker asshole nonsense. It's been going on long enough to be transparent to us.

Sorry

gogers pls have , empathy, compassion, and mercy

Shut the fuck up. I saw through you already. Why are you still even trying?

I'm really very sorry...

I'm going to kill all of you
I've tracked every single IP in this thread and determined there is a pocket of users in Chicago within a few blocks of each other.
I'm going to firebomb this area.
No more cubsposters

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>finally get tinder
>delete within half an hour cause i accidentally superliked a girl

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>mest
kek

You're trash and will continue to do what you always do.
It's always them. Ever since the manfred gift. Always.

I'm on my knees.,..

Honestly I had no idea

accidentally? that's the only way to get noticed my guy

now suck

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Trash
Samefag

Let's keep it classy in here we're talkin' baseball not suckin' ddicks...

This ten cent pecker is driving me bananas

streamable.com/rer7b

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Schwarbro I knew you were here... secret codes gave ya away

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Schwarbros/

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/Keepgoing/

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The Inspector is working overtime tonight for our benefit

you exposed him

Hell I respect ya

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/7c5f88946d6bcb49507907ec5df7c605/
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/mlb'sgate/

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Based...

Look for the one they call "asshole".

Who /barves/ here?

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>chokers

Dodgers don't get to say that about any NL team after embarrassing the league two World Series in a row.

sounds like I made the right decision then

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the fact that they even made it back last year says more about the NL than them. Dodgers were fairly shit and very inconsistent that season and still made it through. I will concede 2017 desu

Going to bed. Fuck the dodgers. She’s ours now

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Based

doggie doos dumped on

dumpie doos kek

Have you found out who this "Dirt" is yet?

Don't talk to me right now.

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Sausage twirling girl is ours now

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Kelly makes me wanna squeeze my weenie

You're making the playoffs. You dont get the right to bitch ever. But we can still shit on you anyway because >Doggie Doos

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you talkin kelly CRUEL?

>"Los Angeles"
>are clearly forsaken by God

nice dubs tho

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Julianna did nothing wrong.

is the black bull that zobrist used available?

baseball

Julianna should have done what she did years ago

If I was Julianna I would have done the same thing.

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woohoo how about that trev bauie mhmmmm now thats cincinnati pitching

im sad this ones gone..

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oh yeah, that was max comfy

i was at his home debut, great fucken ballgame t.b.h.

as long as there were more than 3k people there, its a good day at the GAB

true, but imagine what our numbers would look like if we were the only team in our country!

...oh

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That's rude.

>Oh, you almost had it!

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if I gotta rationalize it...
Jays are a trash team in a trash stadium not built for baseball
and its Toronto - whites care about hockey, coloureds care about basketball.
even when they were good, attendance was just above average (13th)

proxy.espn.com/mlb/attendance?year=2015&sort=allAvg

Yea Forums is a rudepost-friendly board

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Yanks

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painful to look at, not even a fan of the dog poops

This is psychopathik

Not a fan of the dog shits but don't you think this is taking it too far

CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEELS GREAT BEING IN FIRST PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a vicious attack

This is a devious pounce

EWW
RACIST MUCH???

Just who is this "dirt"

streamable.com/dkja9

What did Joe Davis mean by this?

>YEAH
>as far as the uniforms?
>*silence*
BASED & REDPILLED

I see It's all coming together. dirt

Is this the same dirt as when they say "ball in the dirt"? Come on Inspector, give us a hint.

squid...brush...

I͎̗̯t̞'̱́s̖̳̯̩̯ ͍̠̳̺͇v̹̰̠̗̙͇̣e̼r̞͈̮̫̗͕y̴̰̯̳ ͓̞̥̕l͓̖̬̗̳a̴̭̮̯̦̥͝t̨̝͉̫̰̺ę̶̯̱͓̤͕̺̘͓ ̪́n̛̦͈͚̬͖̮͘i̼̪̦͍̼g̭̤̮h̰͖͙̱͎ţ̠̪͕͖̝̭̤̕͝ ̷̡̪̱̪/̝̦͍̖͔̝̬m̸͚̭͓̯̀l̤͙̤̯̞̟ḅ͇̻̜̱̠͞/̴̗̝̹̰̕͟.̶̬̻̩̭ͅ.̨̡̛̖͎̗̖.̢̤̥̯̗̭͉͠À̷͍̪͖̤͉͈̰͎̫̫̙̮̝r̸̢̗͖̰̱̖̼̱̻̦͇̬̀͝e̵͚̣̩̳̟̝̩̺̕ͅ ̶̵̩̼͈̙̬̥̰̥̙̣͚͚͓̺̝͖y̵̵̠̤̞̜̪̙̭̺͖̣̘͓̹o̟̬̘̜̞̱̹̗̦͉͜ͅù̢͔̞̫͕̥̝̩̗͍̞̭̣͓͞ͅ ̶̝̰̟̱̠͠c̸̨̛̼͎͓̫̮̦͎̖̖̠ͅó͇̺̳̻͖̝̞̦̺͍͠m̴̡̬̹͈̗͉͔̱͉̦͚̦͢f̷̥͈̟͙͕͟͝y̶̶̧̙̩͖̰͉̹͕͍̮̳̜͠ͅ?̘͚͇̫̯̣́͠

youtube.com/watch?v=hMN4PwEP1SE

mother of god...

It all makes sense now.

this is ... unholy

I realize it all... I see everything so clearly it was---oh no....what are you doing here...please no!

Someone squelch this pecker

alright now everyone just calm down

philthies kek!

>"Do you have a preference between the blacks and the whites"
streamable.com/dkja9

>mest

I don't think the phillies are making the playoffs lads

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Philthies kek philthies
Mesties kek mesties
Scuba kek scuba
Anyone I'm forgetting?

tough loss but taking the fucking braves to 14 and seeing degrom strike out 8 in a row was nice. Should be a tight series

They never really had a chance. Same with the Mets.

Phillies don’t have a chance. Mets do with the rotation. Again, there’s a fine difference between competing neck and neck for 14 innings with a division leader, and blowing a 7-0 lead to the marlins

The Mets are average. At best.

>6-8 against the Marlels this year

what could give you that idea?

James Shields lol

doggie doos

Their records are 0.5 games apart. You can't call one no-hoper trash and the other a contender.

Enjoy that Harper contract

They were never making the playoffs from the start the moment they hired a guy who said he'd rather develop pitcher and buy bats via trading whatever pitcher you had and draft nonstop Larper knockoffs for 3 of his 5 year tender to the point you bought the man himself instead of idk... developing said pitchers? There's also the analytics mentality management. For that, Phillies are going to be 3rd-4th place basement dwellers for another decade or two.

remember this, dodgers? it happened last night

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This. You could of went balls to the wall with that same money on 2-3 pitchers from that off season, and the only pitcher you got is a dead money contract for two years with David Robertson lol.

Shamefur display. No cy young for gook

this face is said to strike fear in to the hearts of doggie doos

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He was great last night

Don’t talk about d-rob like that. Yanks would take him back in a heartbeat.

I wouldn't go that far. They sign some decent pitching this off-season and nuke the coaching staff and they'll be a decent team

> sign some decent pitching this off-season
You say it like it's just that easy. The Phillies are a fundamentally flawed team, from the top on down. Just like the Mets. You guys will be battling it out for 3rd and 4th place in the NL East for years to come.

astros DESU

DO NOT BULLY RYU

I'm not a Phillies fan I just think they have a decent future

They have some nice pieces, but so do a lot of teams.

How about them Braves relievers suddenly figuring it out?

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>6 games
Wow. It's nothing.

ive had anal contusions last longer than 6 games

Mets win da eries!!! Mets win da eries!!!

What's your point? For a while there they couldn't go a single night without sucking up the place. Six games is massive breath of fresh air.

lost againles doyers

Wow you finally got the bullpen going. Took you long enough

Mettiejetties! Uguu

we'll never lose again

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SLOWER

>no white is home, black is road iirc

except it's the exact opposite

You’re both retarded. the home team for each game gets the first choice of black or white, their opponent get the opposite.
Everyone wants the white uniform, because white looks clean and isn’t associated with evil or niggers, so of course the majority of home teams picked white.
Faggots can’t even google search. NIGGERS.

>white isnt associated with evil or niggers

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KKK isn’t powerful anywhere nowadays and now look at the state of this country.

The Klan isn't that bad

Yeah because they were evil and associated with niggers.

my friend is at the cubs game

did ya give him a pre-game blowie for good luck?

Niggers and other minorities ruined america

Think i might wear my fursuit when I go to the cubbie wubbie game tomorrow

UwU did someone say cubbies?

I'm wearing my ass less chaps for good luck.
Go Cubbies.

wow if this general is any indication, it appears cubs fans are flaming homosexuals!

501 and new and shit

found the NFL boomer