/heem/ - #Hespect Edition

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Stipe wins the rematch

UFC China Andrade vs Zhang someday next week

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whats the point of linking the old thread
who gives a crap about that shit

Brendan Schaub is unironically my favorite fighter.

youtube.com/watch?v=K89GTQ03bCQ

tfw you will never travel to really poor countries and talk to people

Quality thread, perfectly time

this qt grill is fighting on the bellator card tonight
#savethetrees

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it's a /heem/ tradition i have to follow, the thread was pretty shit yes

I care. It helps me tremendously especially when I'm taking the picks. Stop being a negative nancy. I hope it helps you one day too kid.

Same. Schaub bless brother.

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twitch/heemeverybodyevenmyself

final attempt, shitto brasil 96 live

off to bust a nut

based, video quality is impeccable

cormier got fucking smashed

Heeminder that Michael Johnson was supposed to rematch Tony at 196, but Johnson pulled out because he knew he'd lose

tony is a bum

tony ducked johnson at UFC 209 because he would have got knocked the fuck out like the bonafide can he is

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That's the card Khabib ducked Tony too

Heeminder that Khabib ducked Cowboy twice

Can’t wait till based Tony beats Habibi for the belt

michael johnson is a longevitylet, and if you keep posting in support of him, everyone is going to think you dad is dumb.

we agree that the Mcgregor interview was sad right

he seemed like fighting a hangover and unhappy

>Greek
>White

cool man thanks

plenty of heems to go, so enjoy it

no more waiting for streams as long as im around... and you dont mind brazilian portuguese kek

Based hueinho

>united states of england and wales
>white

i don't understand a lick of portuguese i'm just constantly down to enjoy heeming, heem bless for the stream.

some spicy shooto brazil action rn lads

3 heavyweight fights on the main card tomorrow. Tyrell Fortune seems legiid. Just found out lellator puts their old fights on their site for free and watched fortune ktfo some eurotits can.

wtf is this spic shit

>amerimutt
>slim

>bongistan
>dental care

yikes

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What did she write on her penis?

nigga tapped an still died

she probably lives in a city

but what kind of guys does she fuck?

some ref in titan fc let some dude eat shots after tapping to strikes, the commentators pulled a joe rogan and yelled at the ref to stop the fight

ones that also live in cities

She seems less hot without her nipples poking out

a 64 year old man fighting next...

Black jesus fighting in hueshit stream

grandpa about to bring the spice lmfao

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Combate Americas tonight at 9:30 Eastern

I bet a bunch on Andres Quintana

>this is 24 anos old in brazil

They delete the fights when they leave the roster. Bitter ex-gf shit.

nice goblina

>shooto, titan, combate
triple stream

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wooow

JDS in 5 years

>dance with me user!

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grandpa bum

oh yeah it's merimutt time

Did that nigga just get his blacky beltch?

i hope not all he did was rnc a 79 year old man

looked brown

hnnng

Paratrooper fights tomorrow

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anyone wearing a backwards cap unironically past the age of 30 should be put in the gulags

imagine NOT betting at least $5,000 on the easiest fight of all time at the best odds on the planet
imagine NOT feeling the rush of watching stiGOAT flush DCuck with at least 5k on the line

IMAGINE being that poor, stupid, and nutless

back to your $5 parlays, heem plebs

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Gadooooshh

>get rocked
>stand there like a retard instead of shelling up

If this turns you on you're a closet homo

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he got shot in the kidneys with zero core muscle and lost composure for .5 seconds. watch his face go retarded

SHOOK

id deforest her bush, if you know what i mean

I havent seen a decision yet and the pacing is great. This is pretty based.

>If you like gril you actually gey
My favorite meme

i hope she gets the shit beaten out of her

How do i get a bjj gf without doing bjj

You're mom lmao

Be rich and over 5'11

that was a tasty kick

attack a woman who does bjj courses and let her do bjj on you so she can feel your huge cock
she'll want to be your gf

Looks like someone got deleted

cringe

Just watched this

youtube.com/watch?v=jWAZJJfYCD4

Can someone translate it for me?

>engaging in degenerate activities like gambling
yeah i'm thinking you're joining dante

Why doesn't dana sign him?

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omg henry cejudo got his dick sucked by khabib's wife wtffffff

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hahahah

someone drop a combate link?

Jesus christ aldo is serious about this BW shit?

There is no way he makes weight. If he does his chin will be so fragile even cejudo will KO him

>aldo is serious about this BW shit?
I really don't buy it, I'd be very surprised if he is. Even Khabib said a while back he could make 145, I think they just get a good diet going and think shit I can shed this shit easy
Also he won't fight Cejudo straight away

The UFC should set up a retirement fund for former champions so our legends don't have to humiliate themselves fr a buck.

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combate link???

How many /heem/ posters would take for HEEM Ngannou?

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He literally just said it live on TV.he even said that he is going to diet for the first time on his life

Just me lmao

Pretty stacked card by Bellator standards. Just on the prelims we have:

-Tim Johnson vs Azunna Anyanwu both ex-UFC HW bangers
-Sabah Homasi, former 0-3 UFC can
-Austin Vanderford, undefeated wife of Paige Van Zant
-Ricky Bandejas, legit bantamweight who face kicked Gallagher to death
-Nick Newell, smallest reach in MMA history
-Khonry Gracie, yet another random Gracie cousin who will meme sub some guy selected from the crowd

4 to tackle him
1 to get heemed

>poosman is joe rogan in titan fc
what

what other sport lets the women compete in the same event as the men? you don't have to watch women play basketball every half hour when you turn on the lakers game. this kind of behavior is going to get us relegated to Yea Forums.

What is tennis

an alternative sport

Gooby should go to bareknuckle

is the best thing for his career at this point

I mean he can shatter a PPV record to add to his resume and brutal destroy some BFC bum easily to give him a much needed ego boost at that

He's my favourite fighter, comedian and podcaster. He can do it all so well.

where do the aussies go to gamble?

outside

Only If you mean to HEEM his BBSee with the wild frictions of your boipussi.

We look for a group of abos and get them to fight for a slab and bet on who wins.

what if he had a small weiner? i bet joe rogan would never talk about him again

Bet Andres Quintana tonight if you like money

why was he doing this expression all the time?

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bright lighting mixed with a hangover

Nick Newell can throw a punch and the Gracies still can't

Amazing

Aldo already is and always was pillowfisted fighting at Featherweight division. He won`t be able to break an egg after droping to BW.
He should get a ebin trilogy match with Edgar or fighting some other can like No chin before getting a shot at Triple C.

You must have been shitting yourself for those first two rounds.

unstoppable

>Stop deforestation
>Leaf bracelets

Bitch should take some of her own advice and stop killing the trees cunt
Bitch how about not

Big Dimes Kenny has been workin marks since your dad forgot to pull out, get a clue ya simp

Big phallus = Big Knockout power. This is one basic rule of nature.

huh that must explain my pillow fists

joe rogan is literally huffing petrol rags inside a brown paper bag while scrolling through derrick lewis' instagram page right now.

get in here faggots: crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-dazn-combate-tahoe/

don't know if punished or not

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>that smile

Pure virtue signaling.

Skinny jeans are fucking atrocious.

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That's really strange.

any of you heemsters watching combate or what

just took a yuge _____ lads

yea mane

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Till

I don't think he'd sell that much, very few would pay to watch BFC, even with Conor. The UFC push is just as important, even cazzies will just look at it as can crushing that has no importance if he just ran to BFC. He'd also probably get injured and his face marked up unless it's a complete turbo can. And they probably can't even pay him anyway so it'd be useless.

YEAH YEAH LAUGH IT UP GO ON EVERY THREAD THIS SAME SHIT BUT YOU'LL SEE THE TILLBACK WILL HAPPEN AND WHEN IT DOES I WANT ALL OF YOU CUNTS TO APOLOGISE

ban grappling

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Yeah that tree is flushed after losing 15 leaves

heading to the DC, need to take a massive Schaub and a Lee in the Till

>that time snoop dogg thought darren till was colby covington
youtube.com/watch?v=f-esaNGmcko

snoop dogg has aids

Nigga thats a jewish boy

WHO AND WHEN IS FIGHTING FOR THE WELTERWEIGHT BELT?? WHEN'S THE NIGERIAN NIGGER GONNA GET STRIPPED OF IT

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HE'S OUT ON HIS FEET STOP THE FIGHT

>11:06:18
>11:06:17

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Talking about the Amazon girl brainlet

This commentary is something else

you will do what i say now or i will continue to time curse you. your choice, kid.

Is Ali Gaethje's manager? On Anatomy of a Fighter Ali is jumping guillotine on him as they work on the clinch against the fence lmaooo

>6666
y-yes satan

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>Ali Gaethje's manager
really? D R O P P E D

w-what

Ali has a lot of clients my man:

>Frankie Edgar, Cody Garbrandt, Henry Cejudo, Justin Gaethje, Kelvin Gastelum, Anthony Johnson, Pettis brothers, RDA, Jake Shields, Marlon Moraes, Evan Dunham, Latifi, Kamaru Usman, Derek Brunson, Fabricio Werdum, Renzo Gracie, Khabib Nurmagomedov, Kamaru Usman.

what is it about the jihadist that's so enticing I wonder

>what a fight

He is. He is a pretty good manager if you are willing to tolerate him

>put Usman twice
fuck
anyway it's a lot of guys
What we watching tonight?

Welp, not I'm kinda glad Fatslum lost to memebender.

Pretty much everybody they sign through WSOF/PFL is one of his guys

Pettis’ work with the Kawas, unless they changed recently

none of these are my boys. feeling proud.

are you a Conor fan? not sure why you'd be this caught up over it

Combate Americas is on

managers are a meme

really?
I just copy and pasted from a Sherdog forum.
I'm googling others and 100% are true thus far.
It's weird how he's only really shown close to Gastelum/Cejudo/Khabib/Usman.
I honestly literally thought he only had those four.
He certainly has his favourites.

Why you guys always talking about MMA

if you're a fan of any of those fighters, you're indirectly contributing to terrorism and you've got a heem coming your way.

pretty much

>he's not egging for edgar
oof
big yikes

there are only three beauties in this world:
girls, food and heems [plus family of course]

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>Henry Cejudo
>Marlon Moraes
So who exactly did he go for during 238???

What if that's just an excuse and it was just an anti-white eruption?

Cejudo because Champ Champ is more marketable than Champ?

for me its writing personal blog posts in /heem/ and spamming schaub memes

for me it's really really really female gooks

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not gonna lie lads combate brings some spice

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The best thing about the head kick is how JJ goes back to his stance and it looks like he never threw it. Same legs and arms placement. Same everything

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my favorite person that has fucked rousey whos name isn't joe

>Pettis brothers
Thought they were with Brian?

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God I miss the pre-reebok trunks

now everyone seems to wear the same shit

rockin a third thumb in those panties too

Just seen this video, didn't even know this existed up until 5 minutes ago.

youtu.be/KygEe55pL2o

Have you guys seen this? Jesus Christ, what an absolute fucking mess.

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where's his belt at then?

No I didn't and I'm not going to play it

turn on combate lads

a sizeable portion of mma fans are retards who used to complain about them "looking like nascar". They are responsible for what happened.

smelling a strong incel scent from this post

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if you think she doesn't have a var'd out clitdick being a brazilian fighter, you're retarded, her clit is probably bigger than 99% of 4chans dicks

literally nobody was upset about nascar trunks except for dana, who say a bunch of money that wasn't his and knew he could take it

>when tony started crying in the cage like a bitch after he beat pettis

>who say [sic] a bunch of money that wasn't his and knew he could take it
wrong, he was legitimately unaware of how much the sponsor's paid the fighters - hence why he was made to look foolish by Schaub - because the fighters kept it secret in order to do the "woe is me" act regarding fighter pay. Fighters were whining about fighter long before the Reebok deal. The fact that most fighters on the roster were getting paid hundreds of thousands to wear ads on their shorts was not something they publicly talked about until they realised it was about to be stopped, and it was too late by then, the deals were signed.

>he was legitimately unaware of how much the sponsor's paid the fighters
bullshit and you know it

Could Brock beat Jones?

you seriously believe the man who runs the UFC had zero clue that some fighters were making 6 figures off sponsors? you're delusional and probably a jon jones fan

He's a beast for sure man

unironically yes

He claimed that Schaub had to be lying about sponsorship pay, because who the fuck would pay that bum that much money? Then Schaub proved otherwise, making Dana look silly. If Dana did know, he probably wouldn't have done that.

It's unverifiable whether or not he did know, but it seems that he didn't, and definitely the fighters did not let the fans in on it, in order to keep up their "i'm so poor" act on social media.

UFC 100 Brock maybe. Now? Not even close.

This is a good point.

he said that about schaub because schaub is a bum with no skill and zero personality

Black excellence

Watch it, if you can get through it all I'd be surprised, once you get past the first 50 seconds it isn't that bad.

If Mark Hunt can beat Brock, Jon can too.

>It's unverifiable whether or not he did know,
>wrong, he was legitimately unaware of how much the sponsor's paid the fighters
schizophrenia

make me

He's diverticulitis-free now.

No, I merely reconsidered the point. The existing evidence indicates that he didn't know, but it's plausible that he did and was just pretending.

That's pretty weirrrdddd

I favour Jones but people do underestimate the size of Brock. The dude is huge, he could probably get a solid hold of Jones who's a LHW and even at HW would be giving up like 40-80lbs

>he was legitimately unaware of how much the sponsor's paid the fighters
you seriously think in a organization numbering in the hundreds that nobody at any point told the boss how much they were making? you are aware that top fighters text dana directly? and that those top fighters come from camps full of fighters? people talk dude dont play stupid

he claimed schaub was lying because it's unbelievable to any human being with a 60+ IQ that schaub gets paid to do anything except get beat up on camera

>The existing evidence indicates that he didn't know,
what evidence? other than him saying so to cover his ass in fucking over literally every single employee in his company. why would he ever in his life admit to knowing he would be fucking fighters out of hundreds of thousands of dollars? you're a mouth breather for sure

LOL btfo based mma cunny

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Thoughts?

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her accent is annoying as fuck

Tremendous thoughts

She's channeling Dana here.

at this point, if your brain doesn't automatically translate whenever a woman talks into white noise you're never going to make it f am

Reebok beefed up the value of the UFC before the Fertittas cashed out. Probably took a couple years to get literally every fighter on the roster signed to a contract that allowed for it

>he claimed schaub was lying because it's unbelievable to any human being with a 60+ IQ that schaub gets paid to do anything except get beat up on camera
So did Dana know how much Schaub was being paid by sponsors and was lying when he said Schaub was the one lying or was it "unbelievable"?

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do you seriously think i listen to women talk?

be honest, does toilet get cut if he loses his next fight and become a bellator boy?

it's unbelievable to literally anyone who's heard schaub open his mouth

wtf that is a serious level of btfo, no way she wrote that

Women have probably given sex to this vile misogynist and yet they deny it to me, someone who respects them.

i.imgur.com/8xUHg7I.gifv

imagine the smell

Diverticulitis was always an excuse. He didn't like getting hit and cowered when it happened. Jones isn't as big, but he's got a killer instinct and just needs to hurt Brock a bit to make him quit mentally

>what evidence?
The fact that he insisted that they didn't get paid that much. He didn't simply say "I didn't know". He made easily claims that turned out to be easily disprovable and got made to look silly. If he did know he could have handled it better.

It's an overreaction, don't you think? The guy was clearly making a harmless joke.

that was your first mistake

i have had sex with exactly 32 women
they are objects to me
i regret every lay because it decreases my worth to a true virgin christian woman
do not aspire to be like me
rise above your tempatations
women are 99% vapid whores
the rest realize they want to be a vapid whore and resist
same as 99% of men are retarded pigs
the rest resist
be the resistance

ill be busy getting my dick sucked

And yet you are saying Dana did know...

I thought you retired Aug 6

>dana why did you see fit to fuck over you entire employee base for nothing except massive personal gain?
>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i didnt know

dana knew 100%

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>>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i didnt know
he didn't say that. He insisted people were lying, and then was made to look foolish when easily proven wrong. He seemed befuddled.

dana jew 100%

he deflected to maintain plausible deniability, you've gotta be 12 years old to not see though literally the oldest trick in the book
>reporter: dana how does it feel to be the biggest piece of shit in 2015?
>dana: not my fault i didnt know

True but at the same time I don't know what the post was so it could've come across a bit condescending
But yeah it is Dana tier

>>dana: not my fault i didnt know
Again, he didn't say that.

HEEM

kek heem stiffy

>he was legitimately unaware
>he didn't say that.

no mores yous for you buddy

He didn't say "I didn't know", he said "I know that they aren't being paid that much" and accused Schaub of lying.

i used to feel bad about the christchurch shooting, then i saw how new zealanders post in this thread. now i just feel bad he shot muslims

Who is this?

This was the post.

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Dont mind them, only abos post here and they're not people, we just ignore em

I'm scared for Mitrione guys. It's only 3 rounds too

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Schaub said Mitrione is likely to come back to the UFC after this fight. Thawlts?

imagine still being a connor fanboy in 2019

very important video

youtu.be/OlWceou16kY?t=12

Imagine not supporting a guy who's willing to fight guys three weight classes up and take terrible match-ups on a week's notice.

i miss TUF and the days of tapout shirt douchebahs

The comment from the guy was warrented.

eh either way I don't think she wrote it, whoever did just probably took it the wrong way

Mini Khabib vs Abel Trujillo is the bout to make

he has lost fights

what does he bring? a shitty name for ufc prospects to bomb on

Sounds based if it happens. He beats everyone at HW except Blaydes, DC, and Stipe.

Based supreme gentleman

yeah OK Coker

>three weight classes up
you're delusional to think he wasn't fighting a weightclass below his frame taking advantage of fucked weight class rules. he's the weakest champ short of bisping. atleast bisping tried to defend his title against an actual fighter(gsp)

Diaz is a can

>beats one journeyman actually in his weight class by running away
oh fuck what a champ

For sure Lewis and Tuivasa are munsters

lewis is overrated. love the dude but hes a journeyman fighter at best, if the hw div wasn't can central right now he wouldn't even be in the ufc

say what you want about his politics, he's the next GSP. get used to seeing that big red hat with a belt below it

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MY CAMP WAS BAD YEA IF IT WASNT FOR THE DAMN BROKEN HAND YEA GAME OVER BUT HE KEPT WRESTLIN YAKNOW WOULDNT STAND AND FIGHT YEA PROPER BOUTS AINT ABOUT THE CLINCH GAME YEA ITS STAND AND DELIVER AND I DELIVERED BUT THE GAME YEA ITS A DIFFERENT BEAST AND YEA IVE BEEN TRAININ IM READY YEA OK 3 YEARS IVE RAPED A FEW WOMEN IN MY TIME YEA FEELIN RIGHT MUSLIM OK SO GE READY FOR ROUND 2 SINCE NATE BLOCKED MY NUMBER YEA KABIB IM GONNA LOSE AGAIN MARK MY WORDS IM BACK BABY

Derns new insta pics are fire
Dernmark needs to come back

This is actually based.

And current Mittrione is?

what the fuck is this m8

proper dog for a proper post

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lurk moar

>just live more of your life on the internet like me

>just spoonfeed me like a helpless baby because I'm so entitled

>im so cool because i know every meme and pic on teh web

lurk moar

Easily in the top 10

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>doesn't know a random pic of a dead woman
>hurr durrr lemme spoonfeed you
actual autism

>heh he doesn't know a random pic guess i better spoonfeed this literal child just like every other literal child that doesnt spend 12 hours a day at his keyboard

It was just a picture of a women with her throat slashed in response to some incel. If you need to see old Yea Forums posts for whatever reason use archive 4plebs

>this entitled faggot doesn't know every picture on the internet what a dumbass
wew lad

>be professional fighter
>have no idea how to check a leg kick
like wtf

I can't believe I've actually found a Mittirone fan on /heem/

I genuinely have no idea why you think he's so good so I don't even know how to begin to respond

A young woman who collected "beta orbiters" on discord was murdered by one of her followers who she had a sexual and romantic relationship with. He then posted a picture of her in the discord and said the people there were going to have to find someone new to "orbit". He then attempted to kill himself by hacking into his own neck and posted a photo of that. It failed, he lived and was arrested with a very heinous stapled up scar on his neck in the mugshot. Her death sparked renewed calls to end misogyny and violence against women and to censor violent material online.

>those post times
lol

3 people with a decent sense of fighting and some courage. Have two guys in front of him keeping distance and always the third one in the back. As soon as ngubu tries to strike, the one from the back will grab his body or neck and the other one kick his head. Sadly one of us will die.

talm bout dead body disposal, schaubs proposal, take the corpse to the bathtub and drain the blood outta the bastard

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this is the cringiest shit ive ever read

throw it baby

so remind me why that shitter poirier gets a shot at khabib next month?

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I've revved him so bad

imagine being this addicted to the internet

It was only temporary

>lol he doesnt know the exact backstory of a random dead thot what a dumbass

Why do blacks think Schaub is one of them?

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niggas are so soft over pussy lmao, catching feelings for hoes and shit, niggas permaheeming over diamond dozen thots lmao

....is this really what the internet has come to?

Because he is.

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this is what happens when you spend too much time on Yea Forums

His movement. But I hope Sergey doesn't decide to wrestle tomorrow

>heh, this fuckin loser doesn't know this picture's entire story, time to dab on em

based. newniggers have no excuse for their ignorance. either browse the internet a lot or miss out on dead women, faggots. little zoomies want their cake and to eat it too.

How many times did you reply to yourself

It's not me it's one guy that's super revved.

the state of heem

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>just two 6'4 bros hanging out

this guy has watched every episode of the joe rogan podcast

Big Lips,sneaker fan , j-j-jacked and two digits IQ

>i know every Yea Forums meme, therefore i am the victor

>mfw heem seems normal because I'm not really paying attention

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this guy is pissed

i came here to laugh at you

t. Yea Forums

why would you type this whole thing when you could have explained in as many words?

TONY DESERVES THAT FIGHT NEXT MONTH

why does cum bat tawhore have some dumb bitch commentating and obviously rooting for sanchez

this is the power of autism

whats up with Coral?

I was thinking about it this morning and I realized that Dustin has the better resume and Dustin would be the betting favorite in a fight against Tony

hate to give this dude yous but this is some sad shit

tfw no chad factory

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I'm here watching this guy have a meltdown because I told him to lurk more. I think even a revving like this would make you proud.

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are you fucking morons ready going to stay up for the worst card of the year?!

I'd put it in her butt only

cringe

oh th*nk g*d it's on the 31st

I feel like 4 me's could probably take Ngannou, but 5 definitely could.

To be honest my Saturday's are going to be spent in bed regardless.

no thanks i'll just wake up sometime during the main card

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fuck no

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Fun fact: she's banging Drakkar Klose

Hey Canada do you think we'd be good pals irl

they would make some legid kids

>explain meme
>no ur entitled

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RISING UP, BACK ON THE STREET
DID MY TIME, TOOK MY CHANCES

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Why is she so perfect bros

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probably not only because I have no friends anymore and its fine that way

She's a tight, fit, petite Italian with doe eyes.

I don't have friends anymore either, but I'm still in the phase where I care, hope it passes.

What would /heem/ pay her to say?
cameo.com/holly.h

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>inb4 K1 Maia just straight gadooooshes AssCream

god I wish I were that seat

>just read the scrolls you entitled baby

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Had a dream that Askren knocked him out which probably means Maia knocks him out

had a dream that maia wrestlefucks him the entire fight so that probably means askren wrestlefucks him the entire fight

I love it when card are on at shit times in the US, too bad they're always shit ones, I saw someone complaining that a card started at 10 one time on here at their time, not 10 AM, 10 PM. You guys have it easy. I'll take healthcare over good fight times though.

I bet they'd look like Ainsley Harriott

>Thinking a BJJ memer beats a wrastling memer
Leaf intelligence everybody.

that was me, making fun of bongs who are always cringeplaining and whingesplaining about muh bings muh bongs

Drakkar Klose is a fucking nigger, I say that as a young, handsome, attractive, charming, well-dressed, smooth talking, athletic, intelligent black man.

Hated him since the time he called all British fighters bums, at the same time Bisping was champ, then he lost vs Teymur. Was fucking elated.

via strikes

Megan looks like a female Ben Sharpio.

Something about how much BBC she takes daily from her gym """family"""

Jorge tapped

this

>Megan looks like a female Ben Sharpio.
Can't unsee.

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you wouldn't heem her tight pussy?

Adorn me in feathers from dead birds

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He flushed the British Congo guy

only her heem hole my guy

>Max isn't white
are there burgermutts that unironically believe this?

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Hey I think Purity Ring is pretty good.

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Would you read it?

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which one is that

I don't read fiction.

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Schaub has said before that he thinks it's funny to bend his knees in photos with tall guys to make himself look shorter.

anus my guy

I don't know who that is.

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Of course I fucking would and it would be fucking TREMENDOUS, I'd feel uncomfortable having sex with her knowning that she'd previously had sex with Benavidez though, best way to explain it is when you see a really pretty pornstar and you're like "I'd like to have sex with her" and then you see she did a scene with BLACKED and you think "Ahh, not any more", kinda the same but it's Benavidez, but yeah, only if her heart was in it.

Yeah I know but he said "British guys are bums" to Diakise (don't know how to spell it) after he got rattled by trash talk, the thing is he's a pussy because he apologised for it after the fight, that just makes it worse, what a wanker.

Lol
No way

gay

quintessential handsome evropean man

He's the dude with the pec tat of Michigan

absolute STATE of Cain

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she's his beard, no biggy also no i dont want to have relations with any pornstar that's discusting

No disrespect but can you rewrite that sentence please, I'm geniunely struggling to decipher what you meant.

It's spelled Diakiese

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You did that on purpose, didn't you.

Doing Britain proud, good lad he is

it speaks for itself
t. cte

What is the most important starting point to dominate the Ashi garami game?

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i'm eating london broil by itself

Imagine being the ring girl there where your only job is to be pretty, and to have the fighter be that much better looking than you. Is an expert fighter on top of being better than you at the one thing you thought you had going for you, looks

>a weightclass below his frame
reach classes lol

honda is fucking disgusting though

He probably sat next to him once at a monster truck rally

bisping is the only natty man to ever fight so really he's the GOAT since everyone else is a cheater

Stop posting this guy

>not taking the Danaherpill

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i listened to the whole podcast now im a bjj master

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intelligent post

Honestly I'd rather she got blacked, Benevidez is so repulsive looking the fact she let him inside her, her stock goes way way down. At least black guys are jacked with huge bbc

>backflips over you

quintessentially american post

I just want the best for you.
Let me try and respond to it.

>she's his beard
I genuinely don't know what this means, English is my only language, I cannot for the life of me understand what this means, is this an American colloquialism or are you joking or what, did you mean "She's his bird" refering to English word for girl, did you actually mean "She's his beard" in the sense that she's attatched to him and that's that and that it's no big deal to you, I don't know how to respond to this.

>also no i dont want to have relations with any pornstar that's discusting
Ok so when you said "also no" I didn't even pose a question, it was just an explanation to try and get my point across but yeah...

What's wrong with having sex with a pornstar, I'd have sex with Elsa Jean or Athena Farris or Alessa Savage, they seem like nice people.

it means he's a faggot and the girl is just there to help hide that fact

A beard is a woman who pretends to be your girlfriend so people won't suspect you are gay, ie. Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes

Ehh, not for me, I don't know how Benavidez did it, he isn't funny, he isn't charming, he isn't particularly good looking, he's 5'4 or whatever, maybe she has low self-esteem.

I bet her clit is huge.

Oh, ok. I guess that makes sense, how does that work, as in Megan actually loves him and he just makes it seem like he loves her but is packing fudge outside of the relationship and she's just none the wiser?

i'd ask her but she's too busy giving me amazing head under my desk

Fatspen Lard

Interesting.

Yo, anons, do you guys eat pussy the first time you have sex with a girl or no?

>talmbout
I want to see more of this

I want to see all memespeak disappear forever

Schaub

Arianny Celeste for UFC HoF?

Harried Old Fucktoys

nah she flushed her legacy, should've hung up the cards when she was in her prime

If this cunt said that to me id just wait for her at the next ufc event and shoot her and whoever she was next to praise allah

Im scared he will fall the wrong way and go unconscious again.

Not even top 5
Should have retired
Brookliyn is better than her

Stevie Wonder is the man to beat Jon Jones, it just makes sense.

fuck off. This isn't basketball, which women are appallingly bad at at the pro level. Its fighting. Bitches fight all the time.

whats really dumb is that Bellator didn't jump on it like a starving fat kid on cake, and start sending messages to every fighter they could, new and old, and start making phonecalls to all the sponsors.

I miss guys getting legit mad about eye poke bullshit, and it being considered a thing.

me too

wake up jon

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eating pussy is gay you limey fuck

I have always judged Jon Jones not by his previous actions but by his skin color and it has never steered wrong

unbelievably based take

There is genuinely no reason to have sex if you don't eat pussy during it.

maybe if you're gay

She can take a punch

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>not having sex and eating pussy at thr same time
fucking incels lmao

Damn, natty Paulo aims like that?

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Does not have sex
Has sex

have sex

I already did two nights ago and I'm probably doing it again on Tuesday and I will make sure I eat pussy during it

she's like 38 or something lmao

okay just know you're gay

Post old yt media stuff
youtu.be/SLJ-uTy_E1U

Which UFC fighters do you think eat pussy and which ones do not?

Not gay, I'm quite fond of women :)

I didn't even know they had internet in your shithole country, learn English. Sex refers to the act as a whole much like "human body" doesn't mean torso but the limb and extremities aswell.

This guy knows what he's talking about.

If you guys haven't eaten a girls pussy and had her thighs clamp your head like she's trying to scissor choke you before you've even put your dick in just stop having sex. Fucking amatuers.

Why do incels get so upset when you insult pussy eating?

t.heart rate doubles when ordering pizza over the phone and a woman is taking his order

Watched clips from the COnor interview.
He's still my boy. He will always be still my boy.

I go to cafés just to talk to the waitresses. One made me giggle yesterday so it was a success.

Americans so fat they think "eating pussy" means actually biting and eating it
To keep this MMA related, Conor definitely doesn't eat pussy but I'm pretty certain Tony does

try quadruples cause I know i'm finna fuck that greasy booty

That is such a specific weird scenario that there is exactly 0% chance that that doesn't happen to you.

I honestly love giving the old lickeroo, as long as the pussy is well kept and freshly cleaned. This should be common sense though

i guess you really are what you eat

Shut the FUCK up

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Mfw I think Yoel lost both Whittaker fights and the Costa fight

Mfw there are unironically people who think he won all 3

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You must be pretty fond of eating ass then

yeh cuz im the shit lmaooooo

I don't order pizza, I'm vegan.

Real nigga shit.

Based. Rockhold doesn't eat pussy, Anthony Smith eats pussy like a bulldog drinking water. Colby eats pussy and cuddles after sex.

Sorry boss.

>first whittaker fight
nobody thinks yoel won this
>second
i thought it was a draw but whatever, he missed weight anyways
>costa
yoel won

>ate a pussy once
>thinks he had sex
Kek youll get it once kid, keep trying

>Beg me for a fight Nate beg me
>N-Nate remember me

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>eating pussy over getting your dick sucked
Lmao

Nate Diaz $250,000 (no win bonus)
def. Anthony Pettis: $155,000

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They have sex in Bulgaria?

I deleted all my porn and haven't fapped in 20 days. With my semen retention strength I could heem every here

never made a woman orgasm
never had a woman genuinely lust after him
never had a woman call him for the sole purpose of sex and made it apparent that's what they want
never been approached by a woman to tell you that you're beauitful

How many of those boxes do you tick? Has anyone outside of your family members ever told you you were handsome, I bet you haven't.

Is sex one solitary act for you?

Conor is the smartest man in MMA, he purposely make condecending comments or references fighters when congratulating them knowing that people will talk about it saying he is arrogant. It works every time and you're none to wiser to it.

Snubbing McGregor for Masvidal: Priceless

Sri Lankian Orc btfos Shitty Sissy Pootega
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There is no benefit to not ejaculating/orgasming after like 7 days at MOST, 4 days is prime test gain, that's when you're the most worked up and energised. All anecdotal of course.

HEEM ME UP
HEEM ME UP INSIDE
CAN'T HEEM UP

hella fr*ckin epic

hope Zombie heems that piece of shit

i just need a stream please

>deleted porn
good
>semen retention
Bad, it's actually unhealthy. Just get a girlfriend.

for what

>mum calls him beautiful
>had "sex" once
>all those projection
>manlet
Kek
I kinda feel sry for you trying to brag online

Let me grab a bottle of water and wait a hour or two bro

Evil Zombie arc best timeline

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I gave you two (you's)

You baited me just a little, hope your proud. Play in traffic, if they have cars wherever you are.

Ortega is shook
>Offered Zabit, fight never actually happens
>Offered Stephens, turns it down
>Did not even try to get on the Mexico card apparently
>Still hasn't signed to fight Zombie
Max gave him PTSD

Yikes from me little man

Keep fishing.

>ESPN MMA insider
>never trained in his life

ok

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get a life incel

>hate foreners

>foreners
>im not racist i just hate nigger

A true Cambridge disciple.

You're so pathetic, have some self awareness and pull yourself together.

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Justin 'the highlight' Gaethje

Does DC’s “nice guy” schtick feel disingenuous to anyone else?

39 seconds in, we was just about to hit a leglock.

Nope.

>its a technical brawler episode

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maybe, maybe not. Why dont you come say it to my face...

>It's a fighter can't keep his damn hands up episode

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*heems you*

>it's a fighter can keep his hands up but decides instead to not do that and pretend getting punched in the face doesn't hurt and then gets brutally heemed by a perennial journeyman, flushing his career down the toilet

Is Joe natty?

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i used to think joe rogan was a professional fighter because of his association with the UFC but then I looked up some of his fights only to find that they didn't exist. this begs the question, how good is joe rogan?

Joe literally goes through testosterone replacement therapy, he has the testosterone levels of a healthy 20 year old.

kek just hearing Colby's interview with Tate now. He said she's famous for losing to Ronda Rousey and putting pictures on the internet
youtube.com/watch?v=dDwwf4tXmcY

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Yeah maybe in the rematch, if i give you one.

New

> this early
fuck off, ricecel.

Who the fuck is Jones going to fight at the end of the year

Is Connor just a nigger?

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Anyone got the weebum of BOSTON SALMON getting tkfo'd

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> tapping to a choke not even in properly
what a hearlet

*dyes hair*
*gets breast implants*

dudes like that one are the reason we survived for 3000 years

look at that HGH gut

kek. Still remember him bitching at the ref after even tho he was out.

bump

He is irish.

mmmmmm. I'm not sure la

Why was he in such bad shape for this fight? Did we ever figure out what medical issue he had that kept him from fighting for a while?

h..have sex?

based