OFFICIAL LOINS VS CAKES THREAD

Anyone else gonna enjoy this shitshow?

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I’m glad you made the thread, because I wasn’t going to make it. Assuming you mean Lions vs Bills.

Good luck Bills bros

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>lions not being the loins
>bills not being the razorcakes
You new son?

>Lion player taken away on a cart within the first 5 minutes

cursed

I know the Lions are called Loins, though I’m unaware where “razorcakes” comes from. I usually only come here for football game threads.

>stream is in spanish
okay then

because apparently being a bills fan is like eating a cake willed with razors

>bills
No matter how tasty the cake looks user, never eat the bills cake, cuz there are ALWAYS razors in the cake

ALWAYS

holy shit this is so blurry

>Matt, of the House Patricia, the King in the Gatorade Jugs

Fatrica lmao

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go bulls

ps

fuck refs

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I wonder if they added razors for the gimmick

wow what the fuck.

>josh allen

LIONS D COMING UP HUGE BAYBEE SUPERB OWL HERE WE GO

REFS CONFIRMED FOR PAID OFF.

FUCK THIS GAME

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THEY HAVEN'T REPLAYED ONE PENALTY FUCK THESE LOSER FAGGOTS

>Refs
>Helping Loins
Surely you jestin

are we watching the same game

way to drop the ball

DOLAN!

they replayed the fumble you retard

Is jarran reed ded?

I'm worried about Stafford. I'm his biggest fan here but he's looking awful lately.
Also
Bills owl 2020

yep

GO FOR IT YOU FAT FUCK

That was fucking pathetic lions. You fags have been in bills territory the entire time.

didnt count

Fat man too fat

That sucks lion bros. He's a good player for that team. I'm fine with them getting rid of preseason if they extend the regular.

Bills maybe give Allen a fucking decent WR and TE. You think that might help a young QB? But you wanna give him Titans level weapons on offense? Smarten up dummies.

allen you fucking idiot just run outta bounds

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Are you?

wait, since when does roughing the passer overturn a fucking turnover?

since always

only if it happens before the throw/fumble

>thats bullshit right there

thats always been a thing

BULLSHIT RIGHT THERE

At least Stafford is more or less indestructible

It's sad tho, pic related is prob his future with no owls

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LOL
O
L

YAYAYAYA GO BILL GO BALLEN

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this game is getting chippy fuck the lions CHIMPS.

I miss him bros...

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The preseason god.

I expect a fight soon

Lads, how fat is Patrica?

Imagine a fight on det sideline with that gatorade tank

SOMEBOPDY SACK THIS PEACE OF SHIT ALREDADY JEASUS CHRIST.

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they had to build him a cushion and gatorade fort to exist on the sidelines this season

I say around 300

This game kinda sucks guys

higher. take into account he's been immobile and looking like jabba the hut on the sideline

Fuck off zoomer.

he doesn't move on the side lines?

Holy shit the loins actually went for it

He moves his hand into the bucket of fried chicken if that counts

LOL no literally laid out on a fort of cushions and gatorade coolers. after being driven to it and then wheeled 3 feet

>buffalel

It's loins bills preseason bro, he's not wrong

Post pic

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it was live on the local broadcast leading up to the game i'm trying to find a picture

cj anderson is a CHONKER

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS STADIUM. ARE THEY PLAYING ON CONCRETE.

Sweet god just sit everyone, because neither team will have players to start the season

What is a chonker user?

Who got hurt now?

loin lineman

Stepped away for a minute, what happened to Tre?

ill keep looking

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it means he's CHONKY

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FUCK

Hit his knee on detriot hard as turf

>flowers hurt
PLEASE GOD NO

I need to see this

why isn't allen passing? he only has 4 attempts this half

Fugg

It almost as if they are scared to have him pass the ball.

Maybe to protect him with this shitty line

Really gotta get Morse back in there ASAP

Assuming it's not a ligament tear he will be fine

GO BALLEN GO BALLEN GO BALLEM

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How does he get out of the fort without spilling the Gatorade?

*wins MVP in your path*

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Um, was that Lions 2nd stringers?

nope

He drinks it all, duh

sorry guys, i posted the wrong josh allen

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>cameras on me gotta stand up

dont make me laugh, chump

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Nice. Line still looking good without spain and morse who will probably never play.

bills mafia doing things

How long will it go on for?

52.8%
Until one of them busts

Wow

>his kicker can't make a 61-yarder

looooooooooooooool

If only he went to the Bills and played against Mia and Jets twice a year.

Prater is the anti-Scott Norwood

BASED beer kicking man

>paki bandwagoner
I didn’t know detroit had those

cosmopolitan city

the paris of the west

to think they had a large train plan for detroit and nyc a long time agi

god damn rail car companies fucking it all up

>lions

okay crawdaddy get them moving

>loins

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didnt know that caught on over here