soccer is fucking gay lmao
/hoc/
no u
Shall.
not me, sir
I like vagina
Imagine being Ray.
This is it
should I make a 3rd? delightfully devilish semour
I didn't post in the last thread because it had no merit
Im thinking this is it
Hey screw you man
Soccer and hockey bros gotta stick together.
why do youthink half hte guys in the NHL warm up with a soccer ball
we were never bros
nobody was never your bro nigger
delet this comment right frickin now
alien thread deleted lol
how much?
Football: literally billions of players and fans all over the world
Your shitty "sport": irrelevant
Enjoy seething I guess.
chayymbers btfo
hockey
Well that was rude.
jannies want this to be the thread for the next 10 hours apparently
>they were posting in an Ayyyyyyy thread
What are you lads rolling for this new D3 season? For me, it's wiz (like always).
as I was saying before I was interrupted by someone who does their job for free, that training camp is less then 2 weeks away and only 1 rfa zoomer has a new contract. Why.
so in case no one else saw that, the mods don't like aliems
make a note of that in the formal log
uhm /hoc/ is a d2 community sweetie
whats that
Why do you feel so personally attacked on a Peruvian clay pottery forum
>D3
>povertyball isnt gay, its watch by billions of shitskins!
roll a D20 for charisma
>fucking interleague skatequeers
>mods
hokkei is fucking gay lmao
Zoomers demanding too much money in a year when the cap didn't go up much.
its starting to rain out
Kuznetsov does cocaine.
Gary wants some of that cocaine Kuznetsov had
because you touch yourself at night
its been known that the league has a cocaine "problem" for years now
Correction, the mods don't like cocaine.
no but you are
The Oilers dynasty was literally fueled by cocaine. Grant Fuhr is a legend.
If drug/doping use was actually monitored, there'd be no players left on the ice. Everytime a finnish player comes back after a year in NA, they come back with a huge ass chin & jaw
rich white mans drug for the rich white mans sport
Correction the Mods don't understand and never see pussy
They monitor steroids but not recreational drugs apparently. Saying cocaine is not a performance enhancing drug is absolutely retarded.
It's no coincidence this suspension was handed down in June yet only being announced in mid August when no one is paying attention. Gary does have some sway.
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy turtle dude! LoL
HONK
HONK
HONK
please watch >our handegg league
nah i'd rather watch preseason NFL with an 80 yard field and no kickoffs.
I might, Bucs are gonna get hammered by the Browns
and it's preseason
Getting rid of the kickoff would make football better unironically
Ahem
>/hoc/
>we like handegg, rings, ice and beaver
that's a good list, right lads?
>/hoc/
>Cocaine, Russian thots, Finns, and Marijuana
Much better.
basic bitch vagina from the looks of it
......honk............hooonk............honk...........
sam, you wanna chill tonight?
anyone in this thread would be fucking lucky to get a whiff of basic bitch vagina m8
seattle ogopogos
Good morning Finland.
Fuck you.
based
Stop projecting incel.
ogopogo is probably dead because some chink threw his illegal foreign fish into the lake and ruin the ecozone
It's Friday night Chad, go have sex
>implying he's not doing that right now
based raiders game
my favorite was when the broadcast team had had mics during a break and said it was an embarrassment for winnipeg
Hey guys hockey is for everyone
Cooking up TWO boxes of kraft dinner
my bombers :)
Suck dick
nice nice
eating my kraft dinner now. extra creamy
I Enjoy 3 cheese flavor
everyone in this general is gay except for me
and me
no
and me
What makes you the exception sports fan?
rin tooshaka
no
don't talk while my mouth is full
well for one, I don't have any degenerate weeb shit like this saved on my HD
But how does that preclude you from the gay?
watching random space videos right now
I'd like to smack a slap shot through her 5 hole if you catch my drift
that just makes you a little more gay
not sure what you are trying to get at here user. You want to play hockey with her?
I could probably make half the teams on a PTO.
just dran;k soome watr lads
i know 3 fags irl and they all play hockey exclusively, not that there's anything wrong with that (being gay, not playing hockey, because that shit's not okay)
why do nhlers play soccer so often?
>zero openly gay players in NHL history
really makes you think
They realize it's the better sport and are training to switch
based
being gay in the closet is just as gay as being gay out in the open
it's convenient on roadtrips. all you need is a ball to play
not that there's anything wrong with it, not at all
I don't think so. I wish they all went back in the closet. It would be way less gay
>Canada ceases to exist the very next day
being in denial doesn't make you any less gay, leaf
(not that there's anything wrong with it)
it's less gay overall if they are all in the closet
and yes there is something wrong with it
gays are fags
And still the NFL is the highest grossing sport organization on the planet lol.
seattle
have a paltry (you)
Uhm /hoc/ plays PoE
>getting drug tested
>failing for cocaine
>the absolute district of the casp
Anyone have some qt Canes girls?
there is literally nothing wrong with being gay
who else /drinkinganddepressed/ here?
except everything
>new gm instantly makes plans to visit kaprisun
it's all comin up
just woke up. what happened
Rather be gay than a depressed drunk favela monkey
don't you pretty much have to be high on cocaine during the test to have it show up in your system?
Jannies are left wing liberal faggots that hate russian women
it's gay
He was probably doing lines at intermission
>Cocaine is not a performance enhancer
Ok Gary
what's a jannie?
were elite infantry units that formed the Ottoman Sultan's household troops, bodyguards and the first modern standing army in Europe.
me I'm /tokingandstroking/
can't reccomend CFL tonight lads
just a little to much competition in these two fun league games
how does /hoc/ feel that hockey is slowly becoming a nigger sport
It's just a cover. Who do you think is supplying the league with cocaine.
>eskimos
>your moms asshole after i've done with it
There is literally everything wrong with being gay
>Jannies are faggots that hate women
ftfy
cheers
Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.
tick tock zoomies.
Only 11 more days until school starts
ITS TIME TO TASTE WHAT YOU MOST FEAR
RIGHT GUARD WILL NOT HELP YOU HERE
super duper blazed
far out man
stop living in denial
NHL is more pozzed than a Taylor Swift video
blue bombers? more like blue balls
Grant Fuhr was the dealer that got the 80s Oilers all addicted
Addicted to 5 championships, sign me up.
>gays
>caring about sports
they only like figure skating and butt fucking
watching ti9. don't know shit about this game but this is pretty fun to watch. chinks getting btfo
Right.
Like blacks don't care about conservatives, yet conservatives still grovel and pander and cuck to them.
Nigs and fags might not care much about hockey, but the NHL's going to relentlessly grovel to them, regardless. Watch any long-form interview with an NHL personality and all they talk about is "diversity" and "inclusion".
It's pozzed.
the only good finn is a dead finn
also weebs
dead bulju storage
nice shifts out there, lads
Ontario is the single most pozzed, Bugman region of North America.
There are literally more brown men with white gfs an wives than whites with whites. And it's not even close. I think the white dads actually pimp their daughters out to the Indians and Arabs because they want their grandsons to actually be virile and not like the fat, impotent bugmen GenXers and milennials all over.
It bugs the fuck out of Reddit when you ask why all the Maple Leafs are white. "My wife's lover isn't white, so I can't be racist!"
t. Blackhawks fan
close
correct
wait what the fuck they got rid of the token muslim! INSHALLAH DUBAS
if odds get beer
if evens stay stober
dubs and you get blackout drunk
guess i'm channeling my inner native tonight
I would really appreciated it if faggots would stop using /hoc/ as a queer truck stop bathroom glory hole
thanks, now gtfo
they have a beaner on the team
if dubbs buy a bottle of vodka
Fuck you, buddy.
arby's was bad enough hope.
getting dark early now
GOOD
thank god, now i an start drinking at a reasonable hour
Snow soon
thinking about those deep pucks again
tavares is white. a latin last name doesn't make you a beaner.
hockey weather soon
the other beaner. the one with the big nostrils
Yikes
N
I
G
C
A
R
>look mom im saying the n word anonymously online because i dotn have the guts to say irl!
>phoneposting
Nicaragua
>i was trying to spell.. never-mind
B
E
just yelled the n word out loud irl
I do Lady Gaga
vocaroo it next time
Niggers
> being popular makes it good
you have to go back to re*dit
you better have an N word pass or you're in BIG trouble
just took a tab of lsd
try to keep posting for as long as you can
i'll probably be popping in and out in between vidya levels for the next 8 hours.
Stop doing drugs
which vidya?
Looks like if Danault and Scheifele are laughing at Johnny """""Hockey""""" and Molegan Rielly
just started the banner saga.
Europoors
It's popularity has more to do with it's low entry costs and simple rules. I don't even hate soccer, but it's true.
suck it libtard
Degenerate
I've got him covered this time
Got the names I wanted on wow lads.
is Johnny a wetback?
french italian from Salem NJ
wow he's lucky you were around
Next time he is on his own.
What's hoc again? I say since there hasn't been one in my city in over 48 years
GOAT manlet winger
How was the first week of school lads?
Homeschool.
If you want to play pro level sports, you have to be vaccine free and homeschool, like Patrick Kane.
not until after labour day
(Patrick Kane "attended" Detroit Country Day in the same way that the nog basketball superstar "attends" Duke or North Carolina)
all the homeschooled kids I know are super weird
because they ask ridiculous prices for tickets. Football (soccer for burgers) is the working man's sport.
Those kids in the school system, tho, are da bomb!
my doommate wont fucking shut up
If by "super weird" you mean healthy, family-oriented, and precociously responsible....yes, I'll agree with you.
Homeschooled kids are indeed nothing like schooled kids. They're objectively superior. (Although I think it's more that they're usually unvaccinated than they're not in the dogshit schools, but it's a bit of both.)
home for the night
long day
yea the one in our neighborhood collected GI joes, would dress up as zorro on the weekends and ate his boogers openly. he was 12, no one liked him
take nogs and spics out of the equation
Yeah a couple of other athletes have done that at DCD. It's not as prevalent in hockey because of Juniors but for football and basketball "schools" like IMG academy it's really transparently just for sports.
They've controlled for race.
For income.
For number of parents in household.
For number of siblings.
For state.
Ad infinitum.
No matter how you parse the numbers, Homeschooling > Schooling, 100% of the time.
It's like an Ivy League school: You're just going there so your parents can brag. It's for politicians' and rich businessmen's kids and for jocks, who never actually set foot in the classrooms.
*sips*
except they end up going to university anyway like everyone else.
hockey?
was waiting for this
only like 40ish days to go
That's your own doing for being a fan of irrelevant team like the Flylels and not being a Pens or Devils fan
hockey is working class entertainment here
Didn't mean to keep you waiting, fren!
Off to bed, shall dream about Bulju's awakening to the tune of 25-30 goals
LSD lad, how's it going?
Just busted it to Lana Rhoades
We should build a /hoc/ rink on mount athos and teach the monks to play
I want to become an extremely aggressive hockey dad.
well. still just playing vidya. not a lot of visuals this time around
my favourite line is the one kuznetsov's doing
huo
men
ta
suo
surely these are all different leafs
mu nuckies :)
canucks have signed 2019 6th round pick Arturs Silovs to an entry level contract. big day for latvia.
it's our fucking year lads
just woke up
...
Howdy!
my nuxs :)
WHO oh men tah ?
I saw you'll cowards were talking about me last thread, I don't take kindly to rude dudes
good ol helmets and gloves
I'm your hoc!
the length of this one is short as hell but I kept most of the quality
Might have found the one lads. she bullying some guy in a flylels shirt right in front of me
Thoughts on the Sunbelt?
pee-yew
"shant"
nigga fucc u
we webm posting tonight?
hard pass
yeah I figured why not. I haven't posted enough OC webms for /hoc/ lately.
Cool
What if hockey was just that; soccer on ice. 22 men on an ice sized soccer field, no change ups, two halves. How drastically would the game change?
just you wait for NHL Fem referees
Hmmm, probably. But imagine if hockey was 6 supersonic acrobatic rocket-powered battle cars in a hockey rink sized cage, with a ball, over a 5 minute period. Now that would be something.
I thought it was a fluke.....
I don't footage of the mens worlds so take this instead
no one is going to play rocket league with you
Based binland
Wish my house hippos would quiet down
Aussie hockey is on in 40min
Goal of the year right there
just the shot
thats a big bitch
youtube.com
thx
been eating these lately. bretty good, spicy as fuck too
those are great on nachos
Is there anything more embarrassing than letting the enemy score a goal between your legs?
Thought that was barneyfag from the thumbnail
Thinking about ministering the Gospel to /hoc/
huomenta but the opposite.
bad evening to you too
you're thinking of hyvaa huomenta, retard
sleep poorly and let the bed bugs bite
Soccer is as gay as it needs to be.
Why are we so inferior to /cric/ bros? I'm sick of being their bitch
We're all watching Norfstars vs. Horsies, right, /hoc/?
Just woke up
NORF STAROLINA
RAISE UP
huomenta, fren
> b-but we have to pay a lot more to watch our sport
based cuck
>premier league subscription is $45 /month
>get both NFL and NHL for $38 /month
Hmm.
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Good morning hocbros.
When was the last time you had sex?
ice hockey is fucking shit LMAO. Only retards like it
never
never
never
t. 21 khv
you are like a little baby heh
look up bandy
Soccer is AIDS
I eat ass
eating porridge and drinking black coffee
Absolute base
Oats? (*sips*)
for me its the toronto wolfpack
i will definitely drink a few good beers tonight
what does it taste like?
Ass
k
unironically it has a pleasant earthy flavour
selling a 2003 nissan micra, pm me if interested
I'd let you eat mine.
Backstreet's back alright
still looking sexy as fuck after 20 years
what those things have in common is a one game championship. hockey (and baseball and basketball) play a best-of-7 so no individual game is ever going to come within reach of those.
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /hoc/! It is 6:00AM down here in God's country, and I just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Preds (yes, THE Nashville Predators of the National Hockey League) winning Lord Stanley's Cup! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming playoffs when the Preds walk into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! GARY WON'T ALLOW THE PREDS TO WIN BECAUSE THEY'RE A SMALL MARKET SOUTHERN TEAM, THE PREDS CAN'T WIN AFTER HE LET THE BLUES WIN LAST YEAR!!!!!
“No!”
Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” prediction instantly invalidate a history of success? Unlike your “threepeat” Penguincucks, the Preds have a lot better roster and much more depth. Keep seething that a small market southern team has the best atmosphere and arena in the NHL, your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweet
>post scary hoc moments
Good morning North America!
Morgen norgen.
Fuck off Norway
good morning best friends
Love Canada!
thinking about how hockey is for everyone, especially those multi adjective queer trannies.
I've seen women put American footballs up their pussies, but never a puck. Why is that?
the backstreet boys are only cool when they wear >my team's jerseys
hmm
Just read about based pk blacking vonn for life.
Gotta wash a puck before you can do anything with it
>for life
You mean for two years until TMZ reports their separation and Vonn moving on to a more winning new black dude?
Hyvää huomenta!
huomenia, steve
Need a Finnish bro that lives near Rantanen’s hometown to by him a drink and convince him to draw up a contract tomorrow
>Finns in hockei (threads)
All loved, can talk about them in peace
>finns in soccer (threads)
STOP SPAMMING HIS NAME I CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT RACEBAIT
>Pukki
>Plays soccer instead of hockey
Wasted opportunity
>all loved
reckon he'd be a first rounder?
finns:
loved by women
hated by men
real nordic (and coffee) hours
>5'11
Nah he'd be an eternal manlet and lucky to have been picked in 3rd round.
youtube.com
official hoc theme song:
more like
youtube.com
FASTER
pretty sure this map also correlates with higher number of serials killers
Lads I want to get into hockey, help me out please
Not so sure about that m8. See, hockey is not for everyone.
You may have my daughter if you help me out with this
pick a team
hockey's envy of any bigger sport is embarrassing. pull the same shit with all the other north american sports too.
There’s a league in your country do you have a local team?
BASED or cringe?
Shockingly BASED
Who are these faggots?
zoomer genocide when
backstreets back, alright
I would like to help but that bug just called me a bumbling idiot so you probably don't want my advice
mamma mia
Canada, do you dig the band called Metric? Cause I do pretty fucking much since my childhood.
I warned you. You’ve left me no choice.
no I like country western music
Pick me up on the way m8
You're not going anywhere Zhang
Collect Call is a cool song. Really nice riff
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kino shot though
i eat ass
real hours
There should have been hockey today.
Not a leaf, but they're ok. 'Fantasies' was a good album.
my Chevy took a shit
based and murdermitten pilled
Um AIHL last night and Aurora Games but the latter was on ESPN3
No, that's the problem. I'll probably go with a Canadian or Murrican one dunno. I don't know shit about hockey
The devils, lots of spaghetti suckers in NJ
“Da wangers an debuls r offsezun chumpionz!”
Islanders because they have an Italian Swiss player who never plays and is also gone. Rest in shit sbisa
Name 1 team that had better off seasons
Colorado and toronto ironically
lol k.
Business idea: stop combining IPA, whiskey, rum, and Jagermeister in one night out
Business idea: Don't do drugs - even the legal ones. Put that money into retirement instead.
just woke up
Getting rid of Subban makes them a winner in my book.
business idea: don't get too stoned today
Tick tock wonderboy.
>dirty Russian on a dirty team was caught doing coke
HAHAHAHHAJAHAJAHAHAJJAHAHA
cokeheads are pretty bad at lying too so it makes sense to me
Stop fucking spamming your dumb fuck images you druggie shit. Hope you od on something.
>mad
>at weed
Bitch you just jelly that you never had a chance to drugs
Oh, I'm sorry, are you the primary asshole in charge??
why don't you just show us all out of this electronic forum then, jerkoff
Tired of assholes acting like you run the show in here.. keep posting, we need a new thread anyhow
my dad
>high school or homeschool
>important for college
Lol as long as you pick your major and work hard high school doesn’t mean shit (unless you’re a doctor or wanna go to an Ivy League school which if you’re white you probably wont be able to go)
It was wild, definitely underdosed tho
Reminder that unless you’re not doing internships or co-ops GPA is a useless number that only determines how well you do in a class setting
>yfw death is the only trip left for you
modern day concerns are a fallacy and the fragile civilization we've built is crumbling from the inside out
How will this affect hockey, lads??
accurate in finland also, and id like to add that if you work for no pay you are a sucker.
t. graduated with garbage grades and got a great job in a leading company in my field thanks to my job experience during summers
>hockey
>with players on LSD
would watch/10
Having impure thoughts lads
dreamt about bulju last night
woke up hard as diamonds
pucks gotta be deep
shots on net
thinking about benis again
Wait until you turn 30 and realize you've been busting your ass just to make the CEO and shareholders rich
You lads watching the Ashes? Day 3 stumps but day 4 is looking to be a right ripsnorter!
i enjoy my work
nice picture my friend
calm down hitler
predators desu
IT'S CAMIN OHM
dead ass thread
dead ass sport
BASED
who's making the next thread?
mememememe
N
i got it homie, dont break a sweat
Mom said it was my turn
looking forward to it
ogopogo
Imagine being so fragile that a person posting a picture gets you riled. Lmao
just woke up part 2
>ragslectric boogaloo
...
munchen, lads
"We can, and we will"
I;m thinking about thos next threads
Bill get trips and makes an excellent point, after all
i'm not focusing on the ham or eggs in a full English... no, it's those beans
>maybe the coffee for a bit
Based
this thread will do fine for a little longer i think
they're pretty niche even as far as canadian bands go, but they're good. were big a few years ago
yar, it's been a good thread, fair and true
I don't know man, it's starting to smell bit moldy
gonna go take a Tuukka Rask. Hopefully the new thread is up when I get back
Made out and finger banged a solid 7 by the dumpster at work last night lads
nice
shouldn't shit where you eat buddy, flings with co-workers have a habit of getting real ugly real fast
I'm going to the German American Fest tonight in Toledo. Will be wearing one of those green felt hats and drinking beer.
Shit was so cash
Not a co-worker she’s a semi regular customer at the bar we drank together after my shift
i wish i had hotties where i work. all the young booties are at HR and marketing which are kept very separated from us autists at 9th floor
i wouldnt even touch, just look
t. Toby from Toledo
L A T E
Yuma
NU