SEA: Jaron Brown likely to begin as Seahawks' WR2
IND: Jacoby Brissett to sit out 3rd preseason game
WAS: Rapoport confirms Reed in concussion protocol
TB: Ronald Jones (knee) back practicing for Bucs
CAR: Cam has foot sprain; expected to play Week 1
DAL: Zeke Elliott back to Cabo to train with Faulk
KC: Darwin Thompson gets goal-line reps with 1s
MIA: Dolphins still not ready to name starting QB
PHI: Arcega-Whiteside hangs 8-104-1 line on Ravens
CAR: Report: Cam's injury 'doesn't appear serious'
LAST THREADS NEWS
GB: Packers first-round DL Rashan Gary carted off
DEN: Drew Lock could begin year on injured reserve
NE: Sony Michel dazzles on 10 carries vs Panthers
NE: Brady goes 8-for-12 in lone preseason showing
CAR: Cam Newton injures foot, ruled out Thursday
CIN: Dalton 7-of-10 for 104 yards, TD in tune-up
NYG: Eli finishes preseason 9-of-13 for 86 yds, TD
LAC: Derwin James expected to begin year on IR
MIA: Drake sheds walking boot, resumes jogging
SF: Kittle (calf) resumes practicing on Thursday
/nfl/ General: Brett Favre really REALLY likes this kid edition
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Haskins should start over Keenum. Yeah Hawskins might suck, but you just know Keenum is ass so might as well give the rookie a go.
*goes 14-2*
*burns your secondary*
more like
>goes 2-14
>secondary burns
is Josh Allen the GOAT?
Fuck that be awesome considering the below average QBs the Bills have had since the Jim Kelly days.
What a great pair of gunslinging Chads.
Sony Michel will be a top 5 RB this year and there's nothing you can do about it
fuckin BASED
We based
Nobody likes you
>catches literally every ball ever thrown at him
yeah
im thinking hes elite
Who letting all these Somalis post about the viqueens?
Leave, ISIS sympathizers.
Friendly reminder that Eli is going into the Hall of Fame.
skol
No need to get racist about this.
Guess the Hall of Fame really doesn't mean shit.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Daily reminder to not talk to shit eaters
I don’t see why not.
>IND: Jacoby Brissett to sit out 3rd preseason game
The Chad Kelly era begins
Why are players so soft now?
Not allowed to take steroids
he could have been the starter for the last part of the Broncos season last year if he just didn't go to that fucking halloween party
>if he just didn't go to that fucking halloween party
what?
>chad goes to von miller's halloween party
>gets loaded
>wanders off
>stumbles into a family's apartment that just happened to be unlocked
>sits on the couch next to mom mumbling incoherently
>she calls for her husband
>husband grabs a vacuum cleaner hose and beats Chad with it chasing him out of the house
>call the cops
>cops find Chad near the scene standing around drunk as fuck
>gets arrested
>Broncos cut him
Is either of these worth watching. Actually I might as well just watch the CFL instead
Holy shit!!!! You're a faggot!
imagine for one second if you will
losing a game in 2019
maybe you can describe it for me because i have no idea what thats like
>drafting cleline ferrell when josh allen was available
BIG YIKES
Hello fellow vikes chads
OFFICIAL Yea Forums ROOKIE QB POWER RANKINGS:
>1) Daniel Jones
>2) Jarrett Stidham
Huge power gap
>3) Ryan Finley
>4) Dwayne Haskins
>5) Kyler Murray
>6) Everyone else
Discuss.
lol this nigga named celine
>@Titans LT @TaylorLewan77 has officially been suspended without pay for the first four games of the 2019 regular season for violating the NFL policy on performance-enhancing substances.
Browns and Bucs starters will play. No one gives a shit about the Bills and Lions game though
>tannehill spiked taylor's drink so he'd pop for banned substances, get suspended, mariota gets injured due to shit replacement for taylor, and tannehill takes over
you know it's true
He did win two owls with two SBMVPs, players have gotten in on less
3d redneck chess
Does anybody care about the Bucs starters though.... I've seen some people hype up the Lions defense this year but they do that every year
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Just realized Eli has more Owl MVPs than Peyton kek.
Only jesting fren, this is a total bummer for >us
>gets double covered and dries up like a leaf in july
sounds pretty fucking based to me
I haven’t been kidding. I think his ceiling is higher than Brissett’s, he looks like he has that “it” factor and confidence on the field, if he just stops getting in trouble off it. Obviously nowhere near Luck’s skill level but >we actually have a team now, so he wouldn’t get battered and ruined playing with trash like Luck did to start his career. I feel awful that >we ruined the guy but if he can’t get on the field by October, it’s time to move on.
>thinks preseason games hold significance
L
o
L
report from camp is Mariota has been sluggish and disinterested at practices and camps. apparently also getting harder and harder to reach by coaching staff.
he's outta there guys...trying to think of where he might land as a backup, but he's probably out of the league by 2021 :\
source me up pls senpai
Fuck off gaylord
fake and gay
He's obviously jesting
And he's got more than Marino, Young and Favre, you're point?
I trust people too much desu
>My understanding is this hit will be evaluated for a potential fine, not a suspension. Reid was fined several times last season, and said he was adding to those to his collusion grievance, which has since been settled.
>if you fine me for chimpery I'll sue you for collusion
Yeah no he's a complete scumbag nigger that belongs in a jail cell
"According to Ben Volin of the Boston Globe, the Titans' starting quarterback job "looks surprisingly wide open". Mariota has reportedly done little to assert himself in camp this summer and is quickly losing ground to former Dolphins starter Ryan Tannehill, who completed 7-of-11 throws for 84 yards and a touchdown in Saturday's preseason loss to New England. Volin also cited a recent ESPN report that suggested Mariota is "no lock" to start while noting that some of the team's coaches prefer Tannehill. Even if Mariota is able to hold off Tannehill for the starting job, Volin said he figures to be on a "short leash." Heading into the final year of his rookie contract, the former Heisman Trophy winner could be nearing the end of his Titans tenure."
full article is somewhere on Boston Globe site, Ben Volin wrote it. this quote came from yahoo FF news though.
thanks senpai
They aren't his older brother, I just thought Eli could have some fun with that at family reunions.
It's too bad Gronk wasn't there. Would've loved to see how he retaliated after that play.
Jones being competent in the preseason is surprising. Too bad the Mara's won't sit Eli.
What do you think about this Freudian slip?
Plus Rogers, Brees, Wilson, Roethlisberger and anyone not named Montana, Brady, Bradshaw or Starr.
Join the /nfl/ server for tonights games.
discord.gg
Schefter literally wrote a book about how great his wife’s son’s father was. Literal Cuck, not in the /pol/ meme way for sure.
Who has the weirdest name to ever come into the nfl? For me it’s rock ya-sin
rock isn't a weird name at all
>Your NFL Team
>Your XFL Team
>Your NCAA Team
>Your ex-AAF Team
>post yfw goff goes down and based bortles leads the rams to a ring
CAR: Report: Cam's injury 'doesn't appear serious'
Of course not. Tickets, Box seats, and Season Tickets still need to be sold. Why shoot yourself in the foot here?
I don’t trust this season isn’t dead until I see Cam running with no limp
Shut the fuck up
Hahahaha
Just another season of Russell Wilson running for his life while looking for no name receivers to get open. Actually feel a bit sorry for him.
t. ashlon
Patriots
Don't care
Don't care
IRON
Holy shit what the fuck lol this is pretty funny
*Chokes in the Playoffs*
How will they do it this Year then? Kirk Throwing a late Pick 6 or the good old missed FG
Josh Allen gets his butt handed even by TE's and was overhyped by subpar analysts. If Mayock wasn't our GM Ferrell would've been 1st overall.
Don’t (you) me ever again
Rams
Roughnecks
LOL
Iron
Rate my spaghetti sandwich and apple juice dinner, lads
Not so fast!
>"Shut the FUCK up!"
I've been a patriots fan all my life, and just believing in the team has seemed to be enough.
You should try it.
Your season is dead either way
looks like shit. enjoy
I can’t decide whose got the worse Oline in the league
>Texans
>Panthers
>giants
>Cardinals
I lean towards the cards but I can’t forget how many times the fucking giants crumbled like the pussies they are
>Detroit
>Houston Faux-ilers
>Michigan State
>Memphis
Cowboys believe it or not
Anyone watching the Panthers vs Patriots repeat
giants cards dolphins and vikings are worse than texans and panthers
With my pants off.
wasted quads
>running on 1 and 35
Bro you just playcalled cringe
Looks like diarrhea
These are the same guys who try to gin up Patriots internal drama at every turn, so take it with a grain of salt
poverty must be horrible :(
>he didn't watch the Dolphins game
oh shit, CFL is on ESPN here tonight
Bama could booty blast cards and that's pathetic
Texans gave up the most sacks last year, and that’s with Watson being pretty decent at moving in and out of the pocket
>no super bowl rings
>rooted for a team with multiple superbowl wins because he's a fairweather fan
>being a ringlet
Who will be the next ringless team to finally win it?
Titans
Unironically, the Billls.
>70 degrees out and the leaves are starting to change
Eli is a first ballot hall of Famer
Prove me wrong
>boomer shit meme
lmao, the state of redditknees
>losing to my based boys in Super Bowl IV
Are all the voters New Yorkers and/or teams Tom Brady has embarrassed?
He'll probably get in but not first ballot
>retard wasn't even born then
>still think it has any meaning
>49ers
>Wildcats
>BYU
>(rip) Stallions
I'm throwing in the CFL too because it's fun as fuck and my CALGARY STAMPEDERS are winning the Grey Cup. AGAIN.
Um sweety he made Brady go 18-1, so if anything Eli was the one who embarrassed The Patriots ok sweety schnookums?
Mad new England cuck
i hope Bills or Cards
>49ers hired Christ COCAINE Foerster
>cuck cuck cuck
depends, if it was a draw play against an empty box, or a screen downfield, it could get 10 yards easily, but up the gut against nickel or base is pretty dumb
Pants fans, why must we fight?
Post pictures of your teams fans
>stampeders winning without Bo Levi Mitchell
0/10
>africa.espn.com/
Schizophrenia
literally me
When did you come out to your parents?
>compensating for a shitty life with MUH MEMORABILIA
imagine being this upset, KEK
>Lol I matter, see all this temporary stuff?
>one non-fatass in that whole picture
>one white person in that whole picture
But I thought New Englanders were all thin, white, intelligent people?
It certainly makes up for not having a family, financial success, or people who like me!
My uncle has an equally cringeworthy “mancave” but he’s loaded, married and has three kids.
Then again he isn’t fat like the packers guy
>married with 3 kids
dude isn't getting any so became an incel
>mancave
Is that where he goes when your aunt fucks black guys?
Kek
Cringe
If Chargers make a post season appearence they are gonna pull a deuce mcallister and sign him at the last minute
Barry Sanders or Walter Payton, /nfl/?
Walter payton
Sweetness
Payton
Barry.
I get the feeling we both hate the Falcons more than each other, desu. Could be wrong and my own bias though
Like cringe or based?
Barry
how bout, Earl Campbell vs Jim Brown?
Both of y’all are fags
When was your last superbowl victory?
The divisional round is the Superbowl for the vikings.
Jim Brown all day. If he played as many games as Emmitt Brown would have literally every important record for a RB
Jim Brown
Fullbacks are extinct. Running backs aren't important anymore either. RB by committee is the high IQ strategy in 2019. Linebackers don't matter anymore either.
Bellichick pls go
>Lions coach has to coach from a Gatorade table
Top 5 pick in next year's draft in style
>Linebackers don't matter anymore either.
This country boy turned the 28th defense into the 11th in one year.
True.
ding
*farts*
Hourly reminder that eric reid should be suspended without pay for at least 4 games
It wasn't that bad. Fifteen years ago it was standard procedure.
Hope jarred davis isnt any good.
No u r fag
He will be when Gruden nabs him
>"This kid has basically carried this team the past three years," Faulk said of Elliott, before suggesting Prescott will be a "bum" once he gets paid and criticizing the Cowboys' recent decision to reward another player with a big-money extension. "I'll be honest with you: If I'm Zeke, and I was sitting down, and I saw that they signed Jaylon Smith, I'm pissed. I'm just saying, I'm pissed."
OH NO NO NO
HOW WILL POOR LITTLE DAK EVER RECOVER?
Dubs and i drive to my crush's place of work and ask her out
Good luck user. I think she’ll say yes.
7 and you get laid
6 and she chains you up in her basement
Don't bother.
Dubs and you get BTFO
Dilate
>gnast are unironically going to start the corpse of Eli over the 6th overall draft pick
RIGHTFUL AMERICAN CLAY
The 6th overall literal who though. The Giants decided to draft a QB in the worst QB class in recorded history
>The Giants decided to draft a QB in the worst QB class in recorded history
Did they draft a QB in '09?
FINNA BOUTA GET BOUGHT NIGGA
Manning has been done for 5 years running, they need to take him out behind the barn and put him down
Brady was drafted at 199...
2013 is worse. Stafford is a huge letdown as a #1 pick but at least he’s a serviceable starter. The best 2013 Qb Was Geno fucking Smith.
How is that even a response?
Join us in the USA.
Why should Zeke care about Jaylon being signed? He's going to get life changing generational money either way. Why should fans give a fuck if he gets 13m a year vs 16 or whatever?
The Jaylon signing was done entirely as a shot at Zeke
>6th literal who vs 199th literal who
You tell me faggot. Giants suck ass. Anything new there will do them good.
Eli has got to be the worst QB who ever won two rings right?
Yes, if you're counting starters.
Try not to get mad jfc. Brady being drafted deep in the draft is something you bring up when talking about a QB who outplays expectations, not something you bring up when discussing first rounders who look more like third rounders any other year. I seriously don’t get what you’re on about. You’re not making sense.
He's better than Eli, but the whole team is shit. I doubt he will do well in the regular season. He'll make for a good trade next year to someplace like Pits.
Didn't Jerry Jones even diss Zeke on twitter or something afterwards?
The entire press conference was him taking shots at Zeke
>Fullbacks are extinct
theyre the next meta counter. pass block, run block, catch out of backfield, short yard rushing, then boom fake a block or run a wheel upfield for a 20 yard pass
watch the 49ers, rams, packers, patriots this year
Zeke to the jets calling it, Leveon bell part 2: electric boogaloo
What's the ceiling for my guys, the Houston Roughnecks?
Every time I fap I fantasize about being Genghis Khan raping my way across the world
I hope the cowboys let him walk. He's a piece of shit anyway.
Once again, why should Zeke care? He's not the only player on the team and not the only player signed this off season either. Zeke is just a bitch being driven by ego.
>Geno Smeth
A shame they lack an offense, tho.
>doubting CHAD
Some good throws and catches this game.
>me and brady’s Sixth ring
Vegas has them 40-1 for a ring this year. Which is pretty middle of the road. Honestly I would be pretty happy for your team if they pulled it off. JJ deserves it.
You realize the roughnecks are a different team than the Houspic Texicans?
Also fuck Pooston
James Develin says fuck you
Nah I didn't. I just thought he was being silly. Who are the roughnecks?
for me, it's the San Diego Fleet
Not only will Brady get another Ring, He'll go to 5 straight SBs.
>t. belichick trying to convince everyone not to use fullbacks after he's been unleashing Develin on the NFL
Some halfass copycat oilers team in some memeleague that will fold in 6 months.
>baker
So who are the Browns drafting at QB with the #3 pick next year
Trade up for Tua.
>Coach ded (and also bad)
>1st round draft pick 2 years ago ded
>1st round draft pick last year ded
Wow Lions
Skip Tua and get El
Sill goose, how will the Browns draft ahead of the Cards next season?
Josh McCown will start by week 10 at the latest
Why shouldn't he be insulted by the fact that the money he earned is going to go to Dak?
They're just a bad organization. Have been for a lot longer than I've been alive.
XFL
Probably. It'd be nice to see Wentz stay healthy and play like he did in 2016 though.
So what? He'll still have his second ring.
You mean '17 but I get the point.
They'll trade Mayfield to them as part of the deal.
>Josh mccown wins the owl
>eagles cut him and send him off
>the next eagles backup is signed and goes on to win another owl and fucks off
>eagles extend wentz
*snap*
People stopped with that about 12 months ago, my dude.
3 weeks into preseason and I'm already pissed
Anyone else know this feel?
no, that's the zoo
stop looking in the mirror then
Eagles fan or Liond fan?
thank goodness my team has given out among the least amount of starter snaps this preseason
starter snaps are so overrated
try not being a follower your entire life my pathetic friend
>baker memefield left the game with a 30.06 passer rating
OH NO NO NO NUH UH UH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
turn your trip back on
>be a true original
>use overused stale memes that went out of circulation a year ago
Oh okay
i kinda do this but pretend im some generic king that that goes through like 50 women a session one after the other. usually choke them out after a minute or two
Mayfield would retire before that desu.
Why for both?
>fantasies of choking 50 women unconscious
seek professional help
jesus christ you have a lot of growing up to do my dumb as fuck friend
honestly, a shortened preseason sounds pretty good right now desu
I fantasize about cucking a guy who's into it and then he kills himself so I can marry his wife and live in his house and raise his kids because he thinks it's the best thing for his family if he steps aside.
>memes
stopped reading there
ive been in north carolina for over 24 hours and have yet to see anything panthers related
I agree. The preseason is trash. It's just an excuse to air beer commercials.
>Bellichick pls go
Belichick has a dedicated fullback on his roster (James Develin) and constantly did old ground and pound football last year.
Where at in NC?
Oh the irony
Asheville. I made sure to bring extra fedoras.
Do you think he did that because Brady is getting old or because he's trying to flip the script and change the game into ground and pound and clock management instead of pass heavy offense?
it's ironing not irony retard
wilmington
not me
Mostly B, some A.
Asheville is Titans territory.
I was aware I could say that, but then I'd be quite the hypocrite, wouldn't I?
>unconscious
lol try again
So did Gruden but no one is talking about him
it's me
i'm actually in Jacksonville. want your dick sucked?
Gruden should get credit as well, but unfortunately no one paid much attention to the Raiders last season beyond guessing how many draft picks they could finesse. The Patriots also did it successfully.
What this guy said.
why does the nfl fantasy app suck so much ass
Because fantasy football sucks ass?
All software is made with the cheapest pajeets you can get away with now. That's why everything is slow and shitty, and if it somehow isn't it will be after a year or two of "feature" additions.
Because ESPN made a better one
it's the user not the app
because it's free you cheap ass
you like the taste of seawater and sweat?
yes. an semen. you interested?
i'll be in a bojangles bathroom
Bucs looking absolute trash but our TE depth is world class.
how many times do you think they can run flats and seams before being stopped
I think the Eagles probably have the best TEs in the league
>Bucs gonn tank for Herbert
cleaning it i'm sure
Colts are deepest but none of Doyle, Ebron or Alie-Cox are as good as Ertz or Howard. They’re all better than Brate and Goedert though.
Vikings
You're wrong but if it makes you feel good about yourself, OK.
Elaborate
No
Why?
No need to elaborate. Your thinking is shit and I'm sure you'll come in last place in your fantasy football league this year.
Colts going to dab on the league with Brisket throwing bombs to 3-TE sets and nobody can stop it
Are we talking football here or not?
But I won 3 of my 4 leagues last year
Yeah, OK cornfed
>muh fantasy football
KYS you waste of fucking space. Don't ever reply to my posts again.
Playing against your family members on Facebook doesn't count
At least I have a family, nigger.
Why are you so angry?
I think Ertz and George Kittle are the two best TEs in the league. But I feel like I'm forgetting somebody.
Antonio Gates isn't retired
Kelce >>>>>>>> Ertz
Too early to tell with Kittle
I'm sure they'll be sad they had you when you systematically murder them all
>Ertz and George Kittle
Kelce and Howard are better than Kittle.
You also forgot Eifert and Doyle
>Kelce
That's who I was forgetting. Idk though between him and Ertz. That's a toss up imo.
Because you exist
Yeah but Kelce is a coalburner. Who cares?
The fuck is Miami doing?
>PFN
Kelce has sex with black men?
batriots, browns, burrs desu
t. cazzie
Mahomes is a mutt but yes essentially.
yes, black women. even worse, animals
tanking
>yfw Barkley takes Allens' job
barkley looked devoid of confidence before I turned the tv off. that third and three pass was after several seconds of happy feet and panic in a totally clean pocket
not far to go to beat allen though
They probably should but do they have the balls
>2019
>tv
go to bed gramps
Why is AB such a faggot?
Bro allen doesn't even have a passing TD and he's playing with the 1s.
How do we prevent this league from becoming the NBA on grass? Defenses are getting nerfed by stricter reffing every year and every offseason is basically an arms race to see who can acquire the speediest negro
imagine losing to the bucs
Wider field and add another player.
Is Gay an elite kicker?
Fucking refball is out of control. It's a violent game and there's nothing you can do to make it safe. All of this optics cucking is just to pander to people who hate the sport anyway. It doesn't do anything to prevent injuries or win over critics. All it does is hurt the product.
This 100%. Literally every bullshit safety rule has made the game less enjoyable while making it at best marginally safer. Giganiggers tackling each other is always going to be dangerous, stop pretending it’s anything but bloodsport
Just stop watching when they totally lose it. The next CBA strike will probably be the breaking point.
Because he got on the cover of madden and now hes a diva
He’s a literal closeted fag, as are Jalen Ramsey, OBJ, and Erin Rodgers
i don't think AB is a fag, just a total narcissist. He'd definitely have sex with a clone of himself though.
OBJ isn't a fag
Ramsay and Rodgers are both, at the very least, closet bi.
I get that vibe too. Definitely from OBJ and AB. My dad thinks Rodgers is a fag too but I never got that one.
who can it be?
AB
hahahahaha amari wants out of dallas. he knows jerruh is a total pennypincher except for his fraud QB who he's gonna make top 3 highest paid in the league.
AJ Green
Treadwell obviously
Alshon Jeffrey maybe?
heavy.com
Rumors have been flying for years and the subject clearly makes him uncomfortable
>I really really like women
>podcast
to the gas chamber with ye
who won the sp draft?
Really good guess, wouldn't be surprised if this was it
Preseason would be fine if starters weren't allowed or expected to play and the games aired commercial free
julio?
It's Julio. Notice how his contract still isn't done even though they've been talking about it for months now?
>big name
AJ has been brought up as a trade target earlier in the off-season, he wouldn't be that surprising.
He's a former first round pick, buddy.
Fucking leafs cant even build a proper football field
$300 for an hour with this trap. Should I, lads?
You'll get STDs if you do.
>110 yards long
>65 yards wide
>12 players
>fucking 1 point kicking options
Canadians shouldn't be allowed to invent sports or variations of.
So was Phillip Dorsett and nobody outside of the Colts and Patriots knows who that is
>no pick of peen
Her cock is tiny and doesn't work. Find one with a nice functional cock
>her
>cock
Madden curse+ Hard Knocks curse+his already shitty attitude
he is now insane
>paying to fuck a man
Donate the 300 and kys instead. Be a net positive in the world.
Gonna be funny when Foles leads the Jags to a division title while Wince has his third straight season ending injury.
Put your trip back on.
Did you not watch the display he put on last night? If that's anything close to a taste of him as a starter, then the jags aren't even competing for 3rd.
I've been watching foles for a long time since I'm an eagles fan and he's wildly inconsistent. He can play like the GOAT sometimes and he can play like he doesn't belong in the NFL sometimes. It's insane desu. Words just don't do it justice how high his ceiling is and how low his floor is.
Enjoy the 3 day vacation, cuck.
Judging by his previous record as a starter and not a backup, that ceiling isn't all that high,
Still here, sweetie ;)
Dude went toe to toe with Brady in the superbowl and won and he once threw for over 400 yards and seven TDs in a game back in his first run as a starter for the eagles. He can pull magic out of his ass.
>pretending to be him
For what gain
it was preseason bruh...And Foles was 10-3 during his second tenure as the Eagles QB, like 8 of those wins were win or go home games too, i'll take that over unclutch, unproven Wince...
Now check his record when he was STARTING. Not backing up an injured starter. Wentz got the team to the Super Bowl, Foles just rode it.
Ya, I'm thinking we're winning the division
I sincerely hope Foles can play at that level consistently and lead the Jags to glory. Nothing but love. But I'd rather have Wentz moving forward. Hating on him is a fun meme but Wentz has legit mvp potential and there's no reason he can't be a perennial all star and playoff presence with the eagles for many years to come. He just needs to stay healthy.
>10/26 for 72 yards and an INT
>30.6 passer rating
Lmao
>16 drops due to no starting WR or TE playing
I'll see you on the bandwagon in 2 months
You have Stockholm Syndrome from decades of abuse.
You can't see a new dynasty staring you in the face
>h-he didn't overthrow every other pass
>it was the WR's fault for not being bigger and faster
Imagine needing a top 3 reciever to look good in a pre-season game against the Bucs? Lmao
>thinking preseason matters
Yikes
God I’m gonna laugh so hard when the Clowns go 9-7 and miss the playoffs after all this hype
Cope harder
Mayfield is a superstar and it's so satisfying seeing you retards shittalk him.
Cant wait to see you shit yourselves when he rapes your faggy teams this year
Am I crazy or does Baker kind of look like Martin Shkreli?
Goddamn, Browns fans have been unbearable this off-season
Mayfield is out of the league in 3 years
Foles is the same player as Eli Manning and Joe Flacco, except everyone is realistic about just how good of a player he is. There are no delusions about him being "elite" or anything of the sort.
Holy shit the delusion. Literally not even a top-10 QB
LOL keep dreaming. Who's your qb, bitch?
>Browns have one decent season
>start getting uppity
How quickly they forget.
You're retarded if you actually think this
>jarrad davis ded
>frank ragnow ded
WHY DOES GOD HATE THE LOINS SO MUCH
I still remember people asking if Flacco was elite after the Superbowl. So laughable in retrospect.
I'm not shit talking Mayfield, but dude your team has been legendary trash for my entire life and now you're celebrating your dynasty? That's so cringey.
Preseason doesn't matter when you look good against backups, it matters when you look like shit against backups.
>7-8-1 is a “decent season” for the Browns
Kek lol oh no!
>implying a rookie won't get better
Lmao stay mad lil buddy, love watching you retards seethe
Yeah, for the Browns.
The Browns.
The.
Browns.
is week 3 the best part of the preseason?
>draft a generational QB
>fire shitty coach and start a win streak
>have the best offseason for a team in years
>hurr durr calm down
No
Kirk “future MVP” Cousins
Until he gets better you calling him a superstar is fucking moronic. Browns fans are coming hard for that worst-in-the-NFL crown
Tell that to the 2008 Lions and 2017 Browns
Stay buttblasted kid. Sorry you cheer for a team with no future
Yes
More like Kirk "I fuck my" Cousins
Reminder that the Patriots were the Browns of the league for most of their existence until Brady came along
Baker is going to take Cleveland from rags to riches
Thanks for proving my point. They looked good against backups, therefore it didn't matter.
>Eagles are going 12-4 this season and straight to the NFC Championship game
Did people actually fell for the analyst retards once again this year? Never fall for Philadelphia teams ever being good unless they are of the underdog variety. Anything else is destine to blow up right in their face every single time.
Lmaooo
You just revealed yourself as someone who doesn't know jack shit about football.
>Kurt
You're mental.
Pats were in 2 Owls before Brady and Bill showed up. Browns are just terrible.
Nice argument. Might wanna stop swimming in Lake Erie, the pollution is clearly affecting your brain
The Browns have already won 8, Zoomer bro.
2 year window until memefield gets 40m a year and ruins any Owl hopes forever.
The Browns, unironically, fired Bill Belichick.
Dalton > Memefield
Fight me
The only fanbase worse than the Browns is the Patriots
That's the ravens dumbass.
The Patriots saw a Super Bowl years before Brady was around. The Browns have NEVER an Owl.
>pre-merger wins
Yikes
Until Memefield proves himself you're right
>calling pre-Owl championships "Owls"
brainlet
Darnold is only a little better than Josh Allen right now. Baker is obviously the best QB of that class. Saying otherwise is pure retardation.
>owls
Retard
That was a meme you dip
So. Much. Cope.
For me, it’s Rosen
He is elite, the Ravens just sabotaged him.
Post body, have sex, dilate, and then proceed to Sneed.
Serviceable starter in the regular season, cold-blooded killer in the playoffs. Ratbirds will regret ditching him for LaMeme
Ya, I'm thinking we're back
Your team is a laughing stock.
>Browns
>idk yet but probably guardians
>Ohio state
>apollos babyyyyyy
Colts
St. Louis Battlehawks
Southern California
Memphis Express
I dunno what they see in Jackson. Dude is literally the niggest QB. He literally had the most QB rushing attempts in a single season last year and only started 8 damn games. Brainlet ass nigga
I hope they're not seriously planning on hitching their wagon to Jackson. He's a total fraud. They were right to move on from Flacco but they should probably tank and draft a QB or something now.
Odell is in da buildinn
I still think the Pats baited them into taking him by feigning interest.
Starting Lamar is tanking Tbh. He won't do shit this year now that teams are game planning for him.
Pats should do that with all the shitty guys
Colts
BattleHawks
Illinois
Stallions
GMs literally never learn, every year there's 1-2 flash-in-the-pan scrambly meme QBs (usually black) who have one or two good years (or sometimes just a small stretch of good games) and slip into irrelevance. RGIII, Tyrod Taylor, Cam Newton (yes, he's fucking washed up, it's over), Deshaun Watson, the list goes on. Time will tell for Mutthomes.
pattie mahomie is gonna throw for at least 45 TDs this season
Bortles was one of the great memes of that draft. Dunno what the Jags possibly could've seen in him. Watching his teammates defend him after every shitty game was high comedy.
watson is pretty good, he got hurt and his Oline is glass. Hopkins still got 1k yards
Matt Barkley is the next great Bills QB
Mahomes is a pocket passer you absolute retard
Don't put Mahomes in that category, dude literally threw for 50 TDs. The others are brainlets who can't read a defense for shit (they prob can't read in general Tbh) and need to rely on their nig genes
Because Hopkins is a monster. He would've topped 2k with a real QB
>mahomes
>bust
>youngest player to record 50 TDs and 5K yards
literally thows off hand and no look passes routinely
>what does time will tell mean
>QB first coach that made Vick look somewhat competent in reading defenses
Every iggle fan def did. But that's okay though because they will gladly fall to 6-10 since their GM know's all for their teams future.
>no look passes
>but he actually looks
What did he mean by this?
I dunno about that. When is the last time you saw a legit QB who has held back by his o line? Rodgers and Brady never have any issues with the o line cuz the threat of their pass makes it easier for their linemen. If a qb is good, he makes the line look good.
imagine being this mad that your QB doesnt have nig legs and brady like vision
He already made history last season lol. Dude was the MVP lol. I think he's proved himself plenty.
I feel for Watson because he's not really a typical scrambling QB, he's just forced to because the Toxins are allergic to building a competent O-line. They should trade for Trent Richards
>When is the last time you saw a legit QB who has held back by his o line?
Andrew Luck
rodgers does tend to hold on the ball a bit long, most of his good scrambles come from when the protection literally misses assignments.
Wilson is a good example of this too
Scam was the MVP once too and he's been mediocre ever since. I'll wait and see.
Yeah it was kind of bizarre to include him in that list.
Wilson for his entire career
Luck for his entire career until last season
I don't think Luck is a good qb either.
Then you're wrong.
yeah but cam hasn't thrown for 40+ touchdowns or 5000 yards, and neither of his highs come close to mahomes. the argument would have been different had Newton got a ring in his career. Mahome's peak is WAAAAY higher than any of Newton's career and I'm saying this as someone who is a fan of Newton's
That Cam MVP never made sense to me. Felt like the league was patting itself on the back for making a black QB the MVP.
The Newton hype in 2015 was as least as high as Mahomes' last year. Any player can regress, and one season does not a career make. Newton's legacy is not going after the fumble against the Broncos.
Wilson has been good for most of his career tho. He makes his o lines look better than they are.
Luck isn't that accurate and he throws a ton of picks.
That's why whenever an analyst says a team is good, you bet against that team for most of the season because analyst are just Vegas paid proxy agents.
>it’s a “this QB isn’t a hall of famer so they’re bad” episode
The Newton hype train is literally the Tebow train but Newton at least could complete a pass without skipping it off the turf>
Mahomes has drawn comparisons to every great before him and the eye test to this point doesn't lie.
He's got a great cast, and a QB first coach that made Vick look competent in reading defenses in flashes. Mahomes is literally Vick scrambling with Brady's eyes and Farve's arm
I could dig up people saying the same shit about RGIII after 2012 but I think you get the point.
Deshaun Watson is bad, he is below average and im sorry you bought into the hype from a few games his rookie year
Did you even watch football that year? Cam was unstoppable. That nig demolished the league to a 15-1 record and put up an absolutely absurd highlight reel. The most exciting team to watch and he was the catalyst of it. He earned that mvp
I can too, but Mahomes picks his spots to scramble better, he's more elusive, and he has more tricks to throw at a defense at any given point. He also has better weapons than RGIII did so he can afford to take bigger risks.
Dude. RG3 had a catastrophic injury and was never the same again. He literally fucked up the same knee he already fucked up in college. And anyway RG3 threw less than half the TDs Mahomes did lol. This is a bad comparison and you know it.
Russell Wilson did just as good that season
It's a shame how he'll never win a superbowl because Andy Reid is a playoff retard.
Honestly I think he might have been just good enough to will his team past any Reid issues had Hunt not fucked up. He was the perfect safety net for Mahomes. They scored 50+ points on the fucking rams
Patriots are getting a HoF wife receiver, aren’t they.
Hunt didnt even do that bad of shit, it was the chiefs knee jerk reaction to kick him to the curb that cost the chiefs an owl appearance last year
well they had to react like that or face sitting out of the playoffs or sacrificing draft picks like the patriots got docked for deflate
NFL teams are all run by huge pussies. That team was truly magical.
Goodell is a fag
Can’t blame him for last year. They were a bad call away from the Super Bowl and god knows what it would’ve been like with Kareem hunt in the mix. They’d easily crush a Gurly hobbled Rams team.
I both hate Reid for all those years of futility in Philly but god damn it if he’s not one of the best coach in these league. Like top 5. Better than these fucking jokes O’Brien
He's a cornball though.
Is AJ Green still good? Havent heard a thing about dat nigga
I was actually referring to Luck but Watson isn’t bad either.
Yes but he's also black so what's your point? The fact of the matter is is that even if you think he did just as good, Cam was on the team that was 15-1 and set records. You're dealing in ice cold takes here
Injured
Luck is mediocre and Watson is bad
But if he was white, we would be talking about how he was carried by his supporting cast and defense, which he undeniably was
If Luck is mediocre the only good QBs in the league are Brady, Brees, Rodgers, Mahomes and Wilson
I usually associate the elite with havibrf consistent comeback ability. I don’t remember Patrick having to pull that many comebacks.
Mahomes also walked into probably the best offense around him a rookie has ever walked into
That's a good point actually. You couldn't ask for a better situation.
Nope. Add Rivers, Big Ben, and Matt Ryan. Luck is just a shitty Big Ben.
He didn't get the chance to because he always put them ahead lol.
I actually do rate Ryan ahead of Luck but I think they’re in the same tier. Rivers is even.
>Big Ben
It’s not 2015 gramps
Big Ben just threw for 5000+ yds dude.
Yep and he threw more picks and had a lower completion percentage. And according to him, Luck is a shittier Big Ben because he isn’t as accurate and throws too many picks. You can’t have it both ways.
new in a few
And missed the playoffs
Their stats are nearly identical lol, who cares if Luck's cmp pct is .3% higher. I would easily take Ben over Luck if I wanted to win this year. Much more reliable and you know he can bring it in the playoffs. Can't recall Luck winning any superbowls
Roethlisberger hasn't been good since 2014
Ghost of Tim Tebow
too much news
this
>Toe to toe
Let’s not pretend Superbowl 52 was anything but the Patriots defense shitting the bed.
Goedert is the fourth best TE in the league ;)
Also, RIP Dick Rod
Amari Cooper lol