20:00 BST
Heaton, Engels, Mings, Guilbert, Taylor, McGinn, Luiz, Grealish, Trezeguet, Wesley, Jota.
>Subs: Steer, Konsa, Elmohamady, El Ghazi, Hourihane, Lansbury, Davis.
Pickford, Coleman, Mina, Keane, Digne, Schneiderlin, Gomes, Richarlison, Sigurdsson, Bernard, Calvert-Lewin.
>Subs: Stekelenburg, Holgate, Sidibe, Davies, Walcott, Iwobi, Kean.
How does Schneiderlin continue to start games in 2019?
>calvert lewin starting
Didn’t Everton pay £30m for Kean? Why doesn’t he play
nice milf
Douglas Luiz has the worst hair in modern football. Prove me wrong.
GO VILLA!
Based Trezeguet will score tonight
Him and the PAOK GK
wew lad! sauce me up senpai
the italian league doesn't kick off until this weekend so if nothing else he would've been behind on his preseason
How the fuck does one start Schneiderlin and DCL instead of Gbamin and Kean?
>Guilbert finally getting gametime
Any of you coloured gentlemen have a stream?
Such a made up excuse, he's a striker, his job is to get the ball past the goalie, you don't need a month off to be re-taught that ffs.
preseason isn't for teaching the players how to play football again is it, it's to build up fitness
what is saursuga of this femalata
irish international moysie keane will come off the bench and score
I do, thanks for asking.
He's 19, unless he's massively unprofessional and been eating McDonald's and domino's since May then it's a shit excuse. He's probably got it in his contract to be subbed on so he can get a nice big clap to massage his ego.
hoping everton go top of the league
what's his IQ?
About tree fiddy
C-Can you share pls
hmm ok
Nearly got caught being racist by a nigger at work today lads.
I have a free NowTV pass :)
but I also have this footybite.com
Get big then own that shit
do you live in london?
i hope they find out and you lose your job bigot
He's 19 so he's probably been eating McDonald's and Domino's since May.
>i hope they find out and you lose your job bigot
>assinal
absolute scenes when the mighty reds win nine nil tomorrow
Elaborate.
moist ken
It was actually quality banter. Me and some fellow aryans noticed a gaffer walk into the non gaffers bog and I remarked that he was probably going to paint it brown otherwise why wouldn't he go into the luxury toilets with the golden cistern, seashell sink and a nigger that sprays joop on you and gives you a lollipop just as the factory golliwog walked by. He either never heard or was too intimidated to say anything.
big fan of drinking vermouth lads. tasty, cheap and not huge in alcohol %
LET'S GO EVERTON
WE GOT THIS
fact is i don't believe you
>aryans
England is for Anglos you scum
Grealish is a meme.
Wish I could swallow her shit tbqh
Fair enough mate, I have no proof besides my word m8.
I tend to agree fren. Lovely bit of crumpet.
who is the bigger club, everton or villa?
the ev
when did everton last win the champions league?
Villa have won the big one.
when did everton create the football league?
Give the sauce right now OP
those are the aston villa and everton badges
so just to be clear then:
villa are bigger than the ev
and liverpool are bigger than man u
sorted
>Mings potentially ded
and leeds are bigger than real madrid
fingers smell like garlic lads
suspect my breath will in a bit too
If you ever refer to Everton as "The Ev" you deserve to be flayed alive
I’m coming over to kill you now Nigel
why should I watch this?
what's the new subreddit or your source for streams lads
rub it on your tip haha
cheesey garlic suprise for your girl haha (or boy if you're a birhgton fan l o l)
She's no older than 15 you couple of nonces
Yank free thread. I like that.
dean smith will be england manager one day
cap this post
lads
is grealish a gay?
what about "the Ton"?
up the ev
But Everton can realistically win the league
you deserve this
Legal in Europe sweetie.
At least 20 you mentally deranged shithead
>he refers to Villa as "The Aston"
acceptable terms for everton
>everton
>the ev
>the blues
>the bitters
unacceptable terms for everton
>the toffees
the ton is gonna do it las
i do believe
They haven’t got near a league title since the late 80s.
looked better in op tbqh
nah i fancy the ass to take it
up the fucking ass!
God bless America
used to think they were called ashton villa
For me, it’s The Ev
>Everton last won the league in 1987
>Liverpool last won the league in 1990
good lad
CUMON THE EV
Everton should force all their players to have electric vehicles because of this
any 0121 man in
McGinn blooter tonight. Screencap this.
Absolutely shit shout.
Heaton >>>> Pickthing
the vil vs the ev
cringe photo desu
Mate someone seems to be targeting your flag with a sniper rifle. Just thought I'd give you fair warning.
CUM ONN YOU TONS
Is the 96ers an acceptable name for the 'Pool?
Back then it wouldn't have been AS bad. Different culture in the sport nowadays.
Climate change is real. That's why I support Forest Green
Also, up the 'la
cringe flag desu
>Aston Villa vs Everton is the most played fixture in English football league history. This will be the 203rd league meeting between the sides - all of them in the top-flight (73 wins for Aston Villa, 76 for Everton).
the ev could realistically win this match
>buy Kean
>buy Iwogbi
>still not in starting line-up by the 3rd game
What is the fucking point lads?
Erdington here mate.
Great Barr massive
deano smith
dominos on the way lads
POST MINGS DRINKING THAT RED BULL
>C'maan Villa!
nice one lads
castle vale here
how's the match been so far?
>neverton
shit
bit mean
>best streams i can find are all yank ones
yikes
Lazy fucking players not having the dedication to stay ripped all year round.
blues finna be SEETHING that they have to listen to allez allez allez at every away game this season
why do milfs make my peepee so hard bros
>finna
???
Tons looking focused
fancy them here i think
grow a pair
i like nbcsn
It's ebola for about to
why does mings have a dreadlock bowlcut?
it's the non-reddit way of saying gonna
oh my days
would rather listen to the radio than watch a yank stream tbqh
reeee I need the English commentators and pundits on Sky Sports not the English commentators and pundits on NBCSN!
You have let Yea Forums affect your ability to appreciate Americans. Grow a backbone.
now quake...
for me it's jerry meaner
0-0 divegrass is boring
Actually embarrassing seeing as they're all English on there anyway
who's comming on sky? i bet the nbcsn lineup is better
>*sips*
>Ahh now Highbury THAT was a football arena you could hang your hat on
your sister would shag him
never liked yanks before Yea Forums
especially not when they're talking about football
Is that a normal size can? If so he looks huge.
i'm comming
which is more annoying - fans with a drum/band or that fucking allez allez song?
>Mings dead instantly
my sister is 10 you sick nonce
Oh yeah it's vaguely like that meme because a man is drinking an energy drink, that's a good job mate well done.
what's villa's lyrics for allez allez allez? i'm building a catalogue
the commentators are english anyways you retarded nigger
>get clobbered in the noggin
>"OOOHH IS IT HIS GROIN????"
Fuck Sky
tyrone mings made me less racist cause he's such a top lad
Is she fit
nothing the soi lefty types who like soccer here enjoy more on their telly then a british men
why isn't the ground sold out?
>allez allez song?
hate it
*BANG* *BANG* CAM ON >>>>> some reddit shit
VAR?
kino
Comment taker just said "clobbered"
don't care cause they're always shit english ones anyway
>beggarton
reporting this post to noncehunters
expect a knock at the door
plastic clubs
really enjoying this ground villa has
should i quit bangwaggoning chelsea and join villa lads?
THE VILLA BOYS FROM ASTON
IN NINETEEN EIGHTY TWOOOOOOOOO
LADS PLEASE clarify something for me
Is Mings a chigger? He looks vaguely asian
Has to be a pen
looked a pen to the ev for me
no we don't want you plastic yank mong
jog on
Support your local team.
the ev have started this game well
more like Leiceverton haha
reminder that southgate is at the game tonight and as long as grealish has a half decent game, he's guaranteed a callup
The 'la players keep injuring each other
haha good one*
*i don't get it
he must be really desperate
FUCK ENGLES AND FUCK COMMUNISM
Utter unit in the crowd there.
>stream dead already
maroon pill me on aston villa
are they good or what?
Reckon Mings should change his name to Marx for the bantz
Southgate died in that helicopter
huge fan of villa players just ending each other's careers
all blue haha!
Kappa
they're shit
all he needs now is a half decent haircut
>and as long as grealish has a half decent game, he's guaranteed a callup
so no then
how the fuck did that not go in
engels is dutch for "english"
He is playing with the Engels now
fuck off, stay in your plastic containment club
>bitchalison
we created the football league and have won the same amount of european cups (CL) as all the london clubs put together
Is no gf posting still welcome on Yea Forums?
>Norwegian
>Liverpool fan
It's embarrassing how desperate Richarlison is to be considered good. so so embarrassing.
Heaton was an absolute steal but other than that I don't really know
just wanted to be #partofthepride lads
RIP, what a waste.
>henri lansbury still plays professional football
who'da thunk it?
fuck off satan
we know mate, clue's in the name
he seems very good desu, reckon 7 million was a bargain for him
He's literally a Copa America winner
>clapping a kids that's been dead for 12 years
this is 96 tier
Forest legend along with Greg Halford and Andy Reid
how can you watch this when bury fans don't know if they will even have a club tomorrow, absolute disgrace
>Norwegian
>Not a United fan
Funny how everybody hates Liverpool bit copies their chants, exact same thing happened with sloop john b
avfc has more posession? lol
Killed by scousers
A cruel fate if ever there were one
Minute of silence for someone that died 12 years ago
that's for us local lads
fuck off and support your local team
is there a less aesthetic player than Grealish?
>low sock meme
>GREASY hair (in a hairband too)
>name is literally GREALISH
Used to be, but nowadays they are shit and have 'big club syndrome'. There fans are also some of the most butthurt I have seen on Yea Forums
I'm BORT. post MILVES
sauce?
don't worry lads i'm fine
Most of you are bitter blues lad, the streets of Oslo will be jubilant if Everton can grind out a classic Moyes era 0-0 here
>Funny how everybody hates Liverpool bit copies their chants, exact same thing happened with sloop john b
just realised I don't care about this match at all
support your local team you west brit twat
plays for an unfashionable club too
I'm not Norwegian, you fucking inbred.
Yes you are.
i put money on O 2.5 goals how blacked am i?
Yes you are
fancying a nil nil thriller this
score sam fakin goals
liverpool didn't create that song you fucking spastic
please refer to the post directly under yours
purple aki/10
*claps for the amazon rainforest*
he's just hot af. NO HOMO. I appreciate beauty whenever I see it.
>RAINforest
>on fire
yeah ok
imagine living in birmingham
I know inbreeding and drug abuse are a national sport in Ireland but surely you know you're wrong.
she's one of those girls that aren't fat but suffer from double chin
Didnt say they did spastic
Richie looking better today. Needs to stop going to ground though.
I dont have to
imagine getting your world view from /pol/
sutton coldfield is nicer than ANY area in your shithole fuck off
be mad if the amazon just wasn't there one year and we all died
>tfw your absolute milf of a new neighbour is out watering the plants again but you're too scared to say much more than "good evening" to her
She's posh and she worked down souf and everything
Not gonna bother learning the Villa manager’s name. He’ll be gone soon.
Still a CUTE
How old are you?
post pics
what does it have to do with /pol/ you spastic case
the majority of birmingham is fucking grim
cam on villa scar sam fakin gauls
probably eats little nervy twinky lads for supper
give her a cheeky smile lad
wrong
see
whenever somebody points out how shit birmingham is there are always seething posts in response, weird
>2019
>people still believe we get air from trees
Look around you
There’s air everywhere
yeah but i bet he's only heard about it via /pol/
great post
the team or the city?
for me it's both; absolute wankstain of a town
400iq
say what you will about alle allez allez but two things are undeniably true:
>liverpool popularised it in england
>liverpool's version is the best
BASED VILLA
VAR SAVE ME
AV AV AV AV AV AV AV AV AV
>Offside Villa
obviously the city, who gives a fuck about the team
based wesley
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
GET THE FUCK IN LADS OIOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ARE FUCKING WES
WHAT AN ASSIST
Press F to pay respects to Bury FC
great ball from joto
oh no no no
Let’s fucking go Villa! Smooth goal from the new man
Cam on you AVs
absolutely COMICAL how far behind my stream is lmao
Bernard fucking manlet REEEEE
>Had a nice sea salt and black pepper angus burger with peri mayo with the gf
>Come back to my flat
>Got some of my FF players playing and doing well
>Eating a Terry's choc orange
>Having a green tea
>Bank holiday weekend
Very comfy rn
Why the FRICK isnt Moise playing?
You know what else is undeniable?
Liverpool have never won the premier league.
>pickshit
Nice, fuck scousers.
Wtf Everton should realisticially win the league
BASED caveman assist
support your local team
S
wes is a big guy
the only thing funny is how you white niggers never support teams from your own country
Weird seeing my hometown mentioned here.
F
Same. Mine is currently on 21:09
Racist gaffer
I’m from Birmingham, mate
S
Tried and failed to buy the league. Die in shame..
Totally against run of play. Everton will win 2-1 after Villas players die of exhaustion.
Great pass and run for the goal
Michael Keane absolutely got btfo
>Everton could realistically break into the top 6
F
Weasley?
we dem /wesley/ boys
You could say they're about to be....
Buried
nice start for my bets lads
irish international moysie keane
I always said it would be Lester
F
in alabama maybe. foy
Great Barr n all
No to racism
focus on alabama fc then you dickhead
what happened to em?
stop worrying about me, cunt boy
mental how birmingham in the UK and birmingham in the US are both full of black people
>food analogy
pay denbts
good post
N
LDV VANS MENTIONED
what's your opinion of the accents in Peaky Blinders?
good job mr butterfingers
>20 quid on the 1st game of the week
not even as bad as montgomery
fucking embarrassing performance from everton rn
we need that merseyside 1-2 lads
never watched that shite
holy fuck get these shit skin shitters off my squad
not true
Everton have been the better team though
andre gomes is a complete nothing player
That last bet is tasty
I said no to racism, what now?
>sitting back at 1-0 at home
Grim
>Started signing players for way more than could afford
>Rented city's spare training facilities for a million for a year
>Got into financial trouble
>Had to get bought for a pound by somebody who proved they could deal with the finances
>Somehow got promoted anyway
>Guy actually doesn't have the finances
>Can't pay their debts so are suspended from playing
>Given deadline to sort it by EFL
>Guy won't sell the club for some reason to prospective buyers.
but he only cost 26m
Relegation tactics really
say yes to jezza
Wish we got points for possession and winning the transfer windows lad. Unfortunately GOALS are what matter.
incredible value innit
whats with all the flies around the cameras? lol
I'd rather die
him and mings should join some sort of club, comical fees for comically bad players
flies are attracted to shit
It's Birmingham
get a refugee with a flyswatter to swat them away
>never watched it
>it's shit
>calvert-pooin'
what's the main sight in birmingham?
is it the bullring?
birmingham is full of pakis and other brown people
The grand mosque
The John Lewis
The Grand Mosque is really nice
i know wesley is brazillian but does anyone know his heritage?
he doesn't look like like a normal black man, almost like a dark skinned indian or something
unironically, leicester have the best midfield outside the top 6, one of the best strikers outside the top 6, and one of the best defences outside of the top 6
the only problem is their finishing, and depth for vardy who is starting to decline
they should try and sign a pacey ngubu to fight vards for his spot this winter, but they're pretty cursed in that department
>iheanacho flopped
>musa flopped
>ghezzal flopped (admittedly he was more a mahrez replacement)
>slimani flopped
Rubber dingy rapids bro
The road sign when you leave
fag
For me, its Nightingales
cadbury world
the poverty
probably has some native american ancestry
I like being able to eat
Balti triangle
>Give DCL the #9 shirt
>He still can't score for shit
I like him but he's trash
Ozzy Osbournes local
based
jezza will make freddos 10p again and will regulate football ticket prices to a max of £30
looks like Kabul mate
Wolves are a stronger team than Leicester
I’ve only ever heard brainlets rave about it
need to bring ulloa back
Nice lad, shit footballer.
>fpl mongs on pooicide watch
why isn't moyes keane playing?
not true, they will finish behind leicester this season, screenshot this
unironically, the mosque
Pretty shitty looking mosque tbqh
Looks like every other city in England
the bullring is probably the closest thing we have to an attraction but in terms of visitors it's probably new street station, most people only visit birmingham to get a connecting train as it's a rail hub
Racist gaffer
portugese aren't white
i agree
i like the one in harehills (leeds)
>we
Where do you sit on Birmingham council mate
Silva wants to make Kean and DCL earn the starting spot, Kean will come on later
All british cities are a bit shit toBefair
Hes shite, why else do you think he ended up at Everton
Died in the potato famine.
potentially some sri lankan in the mix?
he reminds me of romesh ranganathan
the library is pretty decent, as is the art museum
played better than Ronaldo last season but alright
gomes is such a shit player
>All
Nearly true. Only two are worth visiting. London and Oxford.
I disagree
nah la' he's ex barca
he's from jews in southeast brazil. Ethnic groups found in Juiz de Fora include: Portuguese, Italians, Africans, Germans, Lebanese, Syrians, others Arabs, Japanese and more recently Chinese. he also had a kid when he was 15 and one of his legs is longer than another
umm sweetie
lel
Sounds like they're trying to replicate american manufactured crowd chants in that stadium, good on villa fans for not playing along
you should see some of the other mosques in birmingham lmao
a lot of them are just a converted terraced house in shithole paki areas
eating a very nice large chicken shish from the local kebabby lads. all salad extra chilli sauce please bossman.
who should silva bring on, the arsenal flop or the juventus flop?
kek
Yeah this one is nice
which arsenal flop are you referring to?
my mum has worked at the council for 30 years mate
Sounds like a hellish shithole of inbreeding
>all salad
Pleb tier
you're literally funding terrorism
You'll need to be more specific
what the fuck was that lmao
*toot*
fun fact: ozzie grew up in aston and used to wash cars at villa park when he was 16
t. fat
edinburgh is based desu
I wouldn't say Walcott is a flop. He actually scored goals. Iwogbi doesn't. Walcott was the last guy (prior to Kane) to score a hattrick for England.
the black one
might watch the second half in bed wahey
man's had a long week
Hahaha what is Gomes doing?
ye they played sabbath over the speakers before the game
BRAP
Villa have the most disgraceful hairstyles in the league, probably the whole country
His best
do you reckon this lass knows we can see her arsehole flapping about the place?
me too, mans got toil at 7
>man's
brudda i bet you have a likkle pecker for talking like this
for me it's england's brave jerry meener
once had a paki taxi driver who had just started the job
he could barely speak english but said he'd lived here for 20 years but spent most of that time in alum rock where he didn't need to use english lmao
absolutely bullied the life out of him desu
Give it 5 years and they will be seen as visionaries
unfortunately the city wasn’t able to keep up the Victorian aesthetic
leicester should sign volland from leverkusen, i think he'd be a good fit
shame german players never leave germany
Well his best is shite
>Anderlecht
gomes is gash
London isn't worth visiting.
Who the fuck doesn't have salad on a kebab?
grealish has been anonymous in this half (and will be in the second half too)
he's shit but he WILL be in the england squad, southgate already decided before the season
cap this post
Don't talk like that about my husband
24 bottles of Budweiser are £12 in Asda atm
It's not the best but I drink it at like 1°C so you can barely taste anything but the cold
I've been getting a 24 pack every weekend, bargain
>gomes
>the place with orders of magnitude more things to see than anywhere else isn't worth visiting
not even from london. not even southern.
never get used to the smell of alum rock and soho road man
we were heavily bombed in ww2 to be fair
Gotta pair him up with that other youth prospect Lingard
Southgate is at the Brighton Southampton game this weekend.
He couldn't give a shit about another mediocre midfielder.
everton playing like a bottom 6 club
The blueshite can't pull off a comeback like Liverpool can tho la
sorry im not going to cap this, but i will try to think of you if he gets called up
based, but how many do you have a night m8?
You're going to look like a right tit when he scores
disgusting
you might as well get Aldi/Lidl own German beer, far better quality
Fucking hell lad your reading age must be about 6. I have salad but only onions, pepper, and tomato. Only nonces get lettuce.
loving this OP
that’s what I meant by that
he's at this game you mong
he wouldn't get the nod over maddison in a just world
Wrong
come on lad you're on a board where messi is a terrible footballer and ronaldo's a tap-in merchant fraud, of course london's not worth visiting.
what the fuck is gomes doing out there
haven't seen him do a successful pass all game
I literally have
Is Andre Gomes always this shite?
Everton have been absolutely rubbish. I thought they could realistically break the top 6. Villa have shat all over them
Like 4 on a weeknight, 8-12 on a weekend night depending. 3 day weekend here so I'll have to get more.
Aye, I don't mind some of them (Perlenbacher?) but they always give me a cracking headache the next day. Cheap grain or something?
unironically the white pogba
Gomes subbed at half time confirmed
glad the siggurdson and iceland meme is over
How do I get a big tit nip gf bros
>Is Andre Gomes always this shite?
according to everton fans he's amazing, so probably
The actual fuck was that
shit taste
No he's normally pretty good. Obvipusly having a mare. Bring Sidibe on.
This is a Benzema board fuck off
Yes, he's rubbish. Has zero good attributes, contributes nothing to a game. Scored one goal last year
McGinn is good. He could play for a top 6 team.
Not as big, but Swansea was the same, important docks and flattened. You see some old pics and it was a stunning small city, some of those buildings remain but most of it is mid 1900 shitholes. Getting a facelift now, good city if you want to be out of a city with Gower and Brecon either side.
Bristol is a city I really like, quite slow paced but big city with tons of bars and places to eat. Always good gigs too.
Can Villa keepa clean sheet?
Got Mings in my FF team and really need these points.
lay off the potato vodka shamus this is a pukki board
Is this the first football match you've ever seen
Hope not
uncanny valley bug
>GOAMES is good
howling
he’s given up possession countless times by errant passes and shit touches...
>villareport
seething because your population is over 4x larger than iceland and you're san marino tier whilst they qualify for tournaments lmao
It’s the first time I’ve watched Everton in ages, never seen Gomes play before
those must feel quite nice in your mouth
great games by Gomes, I can see why he has many caps for Portugal
Uh sweaty Everton won the transfer window and he was one of the signings
leicester's adrien silva has 26 caps for them too, if i was portugese i reckon i'd be in with a chance of a call up
>dcl
>entire empty half of the goal to aim for
>plonk it right down the middle where there are 3 players in the way
This is not a pl quality striker
where's the slags
Is Moise Kean coming on?
A coward finish, just happy to put it on target and hope for the best
>women comedians are funny guys xd
Fuck off nationwide
this should have had more backstory and a longer seduction
like the women seeking women series
true though innit
God I want a thick Jap gf so fucking bad
keen for some moyes action second half
Eric Dier has 40 caps
dont know about you lads but im not sharing myy nuggets
out its friday
Unironically I know the lad on the other advert. Weird seeing people you know on the telly.
why
time for moyes?
based
code?
why
Poor half time thot haul, lads. Understandable though as Friday night Premier League is unnatural.
cream what?
hes a weirdo
omg did Poley get the surgery, he's been butchered..
grim
Eric dier is decent though
Guarantee you're fat and smell of shit
"new" thread:
portugal's squad is mostly dogshit which just cements ronaldos status as the GOAT, he dragged them to glory but messi chokes even though argentina have other world class players lmao
>woman president of complaint processing company
how do they come up with such enticing titles
console warring is for yanks and third worlders, stay out of it mate
I unironically think DCL is better than Solanke.
>wot ya doin' playin' for city, wobbie? are you mad senpai?
Bad day, user?
2/10. With quads that could have been 10/10. Unlucky pal.
