Heem

Ad spend Ladd

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P4P UFC Races

>HW Champ of the World
Hispanics/Latinos
>MW Champ
Negroes
Cuck tier bellator interim champ races
Cockasians
Asiancocks

These are facts

All fighters are one race.... the human race

based

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Sharty Poosman is white

>khabib mogs a light heavyweight
what a cutbaby

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/colby-covington-kamaru-usman-ducking-welterweight-title-ufc-245

Sign the contract pussy, stop ducking. You have the paperwork. Can't believe you are really trying to fight Leon Edwards again.

heem's boys

>Lithuania
>Italy

Awww the no champ nationalities bonding, how cute

thawds?

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If and when Colby beats Usman, and if Stipe or Brock beat Jones, the white race will be on top again in MMA.

Shit tier card
I want to like Vannata but he's a can

honestly hoping Cutelaba surprises. I have nothing against Rountree, I just know him losing will break Joe's heart.

Not bad at all for an ESPN+ card, will watch. St. Poo will get permaflushed here.

>1) Hispanic/Latino
>2) Negro

The dominant genes

>3) Cockasian
>4) Asiancock

The cuck genes

You can argue and bicker back and forth about what constitutes a latino but at the end of the day it's a simple venn diagram.

>God tier: black and hispanic
>Cuck tier: cockasian and asiancock

lowkey banger

I'm the champion in my mind, you on the other hand are proud of the accomplishments of another man like a cuck

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What's with Ovince's flag? I thought he was American.

>Brock beat Jones
if this happens I'm gonna heem myself

A stronzo, non sei nessuno

He's another one of these "muh heritage" fags like Usman.

Based Tony Soprano

covington v lawler
WHY can't I watch this piece of shit fight
I have both ufc pass and espn+

anyone have link

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*body heems you*

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Shits literally on youtube my dude

thepiratebay.org
keep this between us, ok

>'Muh Heritage fags like Usman'
>Born in Nigeria
>Nigerian father
>Nigerian mother
That's not a 'muh heritage' Nigerian, that's a fucking Nigerian, retard

he mogs cormier too

>CaRRibean
Amerimutt I...

mmashare, Everlast told me about it

>acts like your average wh*te boi
he's a canadian if you ask me

>Crotch sniffin pillowfistani and a cheater

Sneaky peach of a card. Pretty excited.

Latino and Hispanic aren’t races

Some people actually believe poorier will beat khabitch. Why? Poorier is literally the perfect match up for khabitch. Chinny boxer with mediocre grappling. Hell. I bet even Gooby would beat poorier in a wrestling match.

>black her man's son
>punner nelson

>Acts like your average white boy
By wearing traditional Nigerian garb at pressers, speaking the Nigerian dialect on occasion, and draping himself with the Nigerian flag whenever possible?

bros.... im thinking im gonna watch a smellator event

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>Moved to America as a young child
>Spent most of his life in America
>Went by Marty most his life
>Fakes an African accent, American accent comes out when Colby riles him up
>”Nigerian”

dusmehd "allah" poirmejahaji is an eight time olympic gold medalist in both greco/roman and freestyle wrestling. he will lock kumar the kuffar in the israeli isolation tank for 25 straight minutes then march his army straight over isr*el

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>those cheeky nipples
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bbc.com/sport/mixed-martial-arts/49431626

Are you all ready for the Haskell era, in Bellator?

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Just google “Lawler v Covington MMA Core” They pretty much have every fight up for free

lol are you fucking serious dude? it's like i'm on reddit right now, some dumbfuck unironically defending his mental boyfriend. usman is a pussy ass wh*te bitch who larps as a niggerian. marty is scared of wrestlers cause he knows he'll be exposed, hence why he wants to duck pillowfist colby and if askren beat masvidal he'd be screaming and crying about fighting a guy who has literally never thrown a punch in his life.

Why havent any of you shouted /heem/ out in your post fight interviews?

dummy, came to the US at 8 that's not a baby

So you think he's more American than he is Nigerian, based on the fact that he moved here at 8 even though he has two Nigerian parents?

Just stop you're a fucking idiot

i'm on the early prelims of 242, i'll shoutout heem if i knock the guy out

>stipe miocic, ian hecox and Khabib nurmegomedov enter the chat

UFC needs a 165 and 175 pound setup.

Theres never been more talent in 155, and 170 but noone wants to fight, because the titles always being held up for 4-6 months at a time.

t. took an ancestry test

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based

Usman already beat the 2nd best wrestler in the division with Woodley, Usman's the best pure wrestler

It's true. Hispanics/Latinos usually care the least about race though, so it's usually a white guy or a black guy making the rankings to put their race at the top. Asian guys usually argue math is more important than fighting.

he is more american, you throw mart the fart into niggeria and suddenly he's crying and throwing tantrums, pissing his pants. disgusting. i'm sure michael bisping's kids are peaches of englanders and australians too, his eldest even learned the traditional english+australian martial art of freestyle american wrestling

LMAO!!!!!!!!! open up *pisses in your mouth*

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>It's okay when fighters like Stipe and Paul Felder who were born and raised in America larp as Croatians and Irish but Africans can't do the same
Yikes

Kek, what weak bait. Everybody knows Usman larps as a Nigerian because that’s his only chance of having an identity in the UFC. Still nobody cares about this boring piece of shit blanket.

they rep the US flag though cause they aren't delusional LOLOLOL!

Champ Shit Only

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Stipe used to fight in Croatian shorts. You'd know that if you weren't such a filthy cazzie

Damn who’s Colby’s new girl? She’s cute.

i didn't say anything about the shorts did I sweetplum? learn to read XD!

Shout out to Nick Gurz

You said he doesn't larp, which he did. You're crying about USGOAT doing what other fighters do regularly. Rose with Lithuania and Shevchenko with Peru

"do you think marty "poosman" magubu is having a nigerian nightmare right now thinkingbout having to fight another wrestler?" Said Nurmagomedov.

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>it's a Khabib vs Tibau episode
>it's a Conor won the story episode
>it's an ancestry arguments episode

oh so you admit it's a larp to rep your ""home"" country instead of the US, the country you owe everything too and fight out of? thanks for proving my point, booboo.

>Calling out the Diaz brothers
Why is Colby ducking Usman?

instagram.com/squatqueenjaneece/?hl=de

He was born in Nigeria unlike those white fighters you don't get buttmad about

this poster won. any reply is a veiled cope

Based Said Nurmagomedov poster

it really do be like that. i don't know how all these fags are always around to argue the same shit though desu. it is quick work though

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Unemployment will do that to you

why are you posting a picture of four homosexual men?

KINO
I
N
O

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why not learn how to microwave :)?

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where did he say that

K I N O

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why don't more fighters body heem?

GAY
A
Y

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Pretty decent spice potential

more people should do this

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wow
can you do it without an oven?

KINO
I
N
O

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that's GOTTA hurt

any updates on Perry’s nose?

Quads confirm. Look at Arlovski, he’s hasn’t even lived half his life in America, yet still reps it.

nah dude he's just playing

explain

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Fights are scored by rounds

arlovski won every round

tldr
go live in Nigeria for 40 years and become Nigerian

Cerrone is a quitter

Arlovski was robbed this match

do you have the intestinal fortitude to take a shin to the liver?

He's just a gatekeeper. That was a clean body ko.

Anyone who gets knocked out with a body blow is a certified Goober tier tap machine and should never enter the Octagon again

The only acceptable way to lose is via decision, dislocated/severed/broken appendage or bone, or being heemed stiff after a punch or kick on the chin

Tapping and/or body blows are for pussy ass bitches

>Anyone who gets knocked out with a body blow is a certified Goober tier tap machine and should never enter the Octagon again
>The only acceptable way to lose is via decision, dislocated/severed/broken appendage or bone, or being heemed stiff after a punch or kick on the chin

t. fan pro

Death is also an acceptable way to lose in some cases

Kek that fight was a pure robbery. I think Dana is trying to have Arlovski string some losses together so he can cut him and doesn’t have to pay his big salary anymore.

How many times have you been in the octagon?

Why don't MMA fighters just avoid submissions and KOs?

knockouts shouldn't be losses, you should get 5 minutes to recover and continue the match. same with submissions, you should just be able to tap and get back up and continue the fight. injuries too, if you break your hand you should just come back to the fight after a full recovery and start right where you left off

I've just ate half a swiss roll, 2 scoops of icecream and 3 biscuits. You guys can't pretend to be dedicated when you won't even bulk like this

>knockouts shouldn't be losses, you should get 5 minutes to recover and continue the match. same with submissions

he should be able to continue after that with an armoru piece by your choice or blunt weapon to make things more equal

Twice as many times as you

What stops a fighter from just writing a story of the fight where they win?

Based DC already back to cultivating mass

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each fighter should be able to get a random weapon before the match begins. just think, yoel vs costa except yoel has a net and costa has the trench knife

>dies
>also loses
kek what a pussy ass bitch

Is it fair to say that Francis Ngannou is actually white?

eat danishes

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youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

Body KOs are kino it takes a giga cazzie to complain about them

I unironically think MMA would be much more entertaining without a referee

Imagine the continuation of Askren Masvidal, sans referee.

How many more times does Askren get punched?
How much more statuesque does Askren become?

i don't get it

>Body KOs are kino
You just have no heart so quitting because you got punched in the gut appeals to you

i'd rip you to the liver twenty times till you fell down and then i would refuse to engage GNP on the ground forcing you to stand up or give up

prime spammy heemed twitchy

or you can choose not to take a weapon but get a USADA pass for entering the fight high on meth or drugs of your choice (character speciality-only whites are allowed to use meth)

Here's how we fix this semen slurping "sport":
-everyone is allowed one weapon of choice
-fights last until one or both fighters pass out
-"phone a friend" and "ask the audience" options where a fighter can ask one audience member or one friend for back up once per fight
-ultimate surrender division

spammy is flushed and too p*ssy to spam /lg/ or whatever the fuck he's always bleeding out of his heart (and anus) for

>I unironically think MMA would be much more entertaining without a referee
Why stop there? Why not throw a gorilla and lion and have interspecies division?

Would have been kino to see Askren get executed Roman Coliseum style after Dana gives Masvidal the thumbs down indicating Askren is to be executed in front of the fans.

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Damn how dumb are you

he flushed twitchy tho
haven't seen his shit stream in awhile

That would be a lot cooler than an Intergender champ

holy shit, crack vs meth would be legendary. they wouldn't even name the fighters, it would just be the drugs. crack 6-1 vs meth at 7-3

Askren won the story though because he doesn’t even remember while Jorge is still shook and a reddit caricature now

Would be funny to see Khabib say he can take on a bear and then get mauled to death when they bring out a fully grown grizzly.

not as dumber as you are lol haha bitch

Prime Schaub heems a gorilla

dustamahad "allah akbar" porihajimad would scimitar slice kumar's kuffar head from his stout body after locking him in the roman room for 25 straight minutes. dana would laugh and clap.

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Plebbit unironically hates Masvidal for beating Asscream (and not wanting to fight the anti-draw Edwards lol) and Asscream remembers all to well what happened that night just ask him.

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Imagine that shit, in that occasion Askren would have literally died, Masvidal would have punched him in the face 5 or 6 more times, grabbed him by his curly locks and kneed him in the face again until death.

Kind of like this move in Double Dragon but y'all probably too zoomer to know what i'm talking about

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why is khab driver ducking mama bear?

>half a swiss roll
kek

>Thinking a grizzly can take out the natty GOAT
What a caz, are you for real? Khabib takes his ass down and wrestle spams him

>crack vs meth

whites would win 100%, but during pressers both have to be drunk on Propa12. Rules are the rules.

youtube.com/watch?v=PO7QsH5IkTo

>if a ring girl likes you you get one free punch during which 4 other man hold the opps limbs
>prefight team meelies are allow and encouraged

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This, but fighters should also be sexual partners who are currently under the influence that the other is a cheating cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=6GA4P9_QB50

Mate I was heeming cunts in Double Dragon before you knew what a heem was

I call bullshit on that, you probably don't even know who the fuck pic related is, I was heeming this one eyed gargoyle before you were even born and that's facts

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>removed the glasses
yep hes shook

>uuuum
>uuuum
>uuum
>uuuuuum
onions

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>cain Velazquez laughing in the back
keks me every time

-fans should be allowed to throw bottles, rocks etc. at fighters they don't like for a special price

see you at 4pm Vegas time

what the frick is this lol

How would pic related do in the UFC? Is Colby trying desperately to be him?

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-the cage should be charged with electricity to prevent cageleaning

>Shit tier card
pure caz

there shouldn't be a cage it should just be a huge Colosseum, that way you could sprint around for a couple rounds and the fighter with the best cardio would win

Unarmed combat only mate

there should be a law in usa that internet insults can be sorted out in a UFC deathmatch during wich the damages side chooses a profesional fighter the guilty one with fight against

>cain Velazquez

dude, that is Shogun

the future of mma

youtube.com/watch?v=sJHrs-Chr0w

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pretty good if you're not a caz

>7ft
>254lbs
>Spinning piledriver
>Fought bears before it was cool

Pretty much guaranteed to become natty Goat, sleepay would be fucked

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Schaub is like the American Pie dude on steroids

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Why is osp fighting so far down the card?

That's Cain Velazquez retard, pff

>natty

You soft son, you know what this is?

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because he's a jobber

More like 400 lbs

How many anons itt would be needed to defeat (bare hands) one chimp that is extremely angered. I am talking about an adult chimp that is MAD as FUCK.

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All wrong. Seethe harder

Capcom Dtaabase says 254

I think 5 or 6 physically fit adult males could kill a chimp if they were smart about it. So probably 30 anons.

There have been 46 posters on this thread. If you got all 46 posters in an Octagon, and 1 (one) angry af chimp, the chimp would kill us all.

This is the truth.

>That's Cain Velazquez retard, pff

it even says on his shirt "shogun", bloody casuals I tought heem was a respectable place...

i'd let it gas on the first 29 and then heem that midget

5 or 6 bare handed humans getting torched son.

just form a phalanx

hi newfriend

I think they could manage distance and weaken it with kicks enough. I don't think the dudes are leaving unscathed.

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shit tier phalanx with no weapons

it all makes sense now... joe doesn't want to suck niggers off, he wants to suck off monkeys..................

>hi newfriend

and he double down on his casualness, classic heem

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just use a three of the guys as spears, dumbpass

two but one is most likely going to die

that's robert whittaker, cazzie

How would i do in the YuuEfeeCee?

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Can’t tell if this genuine autism or le im pretending. A lot of your posts are really low quality and low IQ

You know what isn't wrong? Askren lost in 5 seconds and lost the story of the fight by default.

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You're in for a "shock"

That's jon jones

oh wow one of the most popular games? no way will I know that!

lmaoing, 1v1 me in Mortal Kombat

The funny thing is that this is literally the only way Masvidal could've won that fight.
He would never be able to knock Askren out, and the moment Askren would get his hand on him he would've been manhandled for the rest of the fight.

>If Masvidal wouldn't have won he would have lost

Probably right.
It's annoying that the fight never happened because Jorge is literally deluded, he believes he could've defended against Askren's wrestling.

Who's your favorite fighter not in the UFC?

You think you slick son? That was a warm up
how bout this one?

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Nah I'm not familiar with Time Killers

Brendan Schaub

faggot
how bout this

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Same, but unironically. I would give money to watch him fight again.

Nope, looks like some right shit

I get so hot at the though of Khabib vs Covington at 165

this was the best game in the world homie

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Wrong. Seethe.

>Still rating Askren
He got knocked in 5 seconds and angle slammed by a completely flushed Robbie Lawler. Stop acting like he's anything but a BUM.

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heems or nothing

>H-he didn't get knocked out in 5 seconds
You're right it was more like 2 seconds in reality

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Schaub vs Lesnar or Schaub vs Ngannou would shatter PPV records

Seethe harder.

Maia flushes Asscream

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>I'm the one seething
I'll post about this brutal HEEM all day tbqh it's pure kino

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this is true

>>I’m the one seething
Yes

After Asscream loses to Maia he should have to fight CM Punk in a retirement match.

That's Glover

>eats the same hand previously heemed him in that trade of blows
>beatifully steps away from a clinch rush stays cool
>proceed to TKO Cormier in the same spot Jones finished him

Kino indeed

kek

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5 Werdum's would put that thing to sleep

Stipe's chin held up really well I wonder if fighting so soon after the Ngannou fight did him in. It could have also just been that was he wasn't expecting/didn't see that shot from DC.

I am convinced the only reason this dropped Stipe was actually the eyepoke and Stipe couldn't anticipate the punch and brace for it with his hindered vision

>call stipe American no one bats an eye
>call marty American its raycis

He did all his training in America though

D "DC" C

D "D "DC" C" C

Douglas Lima.

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Yes and they're all niggers. Get over it user marty is another fake who reps a country he probably can't even remember shit all about. Imagine telling evryone you still love in the house you loved in when you were 8 and your parents moved

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MAMA MIA DOUGLASS LIMER

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No need to be upset

Daniel "Daniel DC Cormier" Cormier

jesus christ i literally heard his voice lmao

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honestly what kind of retard fights with his hands down

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do you have his askren fight?

Conor wins the rematch.

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Caniel Dormier

perfect timing and technique.

Colby Covington Chaos

Only this.

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Ruke Lockhold

the Doormier is what Stipe showed caniel with that last liver shot

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Fony Terguson

CAN WE DISCUSS JON ANIK'S LAUGH?

Just the arm drag.

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aon jnik

>comparing shorts to full on larping as a Nigerian calling himself a Nigerian warrior saying he's a Nigerian fighter wearing Nigerian themed clothes moving away from the white name he used for years using Nigerian flag

Coon detection system activated

The Joe Duffy rematch

Zing

Give me upvotes and karma.

Reddit gold anyone?

Puke cuckhold

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Pustin Doirier

Imagine if masvidal doesn't land the literally only move he had to the point he practiced it all camp.

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Wyron Toodley

I would love to see Lima vs Masvidal one day.

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colby covington

Tarren Dill

conor pretty much begged for relevancy and bragged about how he made ufc
you can tell nate diaz ignoring conor affected him

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why isn't he in the PooFC?

Memian Daia

If you die in the octagon, you automatically win the story.

I think he is close with Scott and also makes a lot of money from his sponsors.

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Can't wait to stand at Auckland Airport to see Israel come home after an amazing fight and walk in through those gates and stand with everyone else there so proud to call him a nigger and to put him back on a flight to Africa.

makes sense. ufc is hella gay he'd probably make way less money cause of r**bok.

Schaub vs litearlly anyone will get my parent's money

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fucking based.

Connor could kill a man and he'd still be relevant and could come back. Connor always has the story even when he's the bad guy. He's like the Tupac of this shit it doesn't matter how garbage his music is or whether he kills a cop or whether he's some poofter actor hell always have a place in every white man's heart

Lima doesn't drink.

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how come pissrael tries to sound american and also says things like
>i'm not new zealandish, do i look like a fucking kiwi CUNT
while larping as a mugumbu

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>Swedecuck being doiminated by his black bull
played out
>Gunny vs Alves
spicy
>pissbreak
who is cutelabia?
dunno who these guys are either
>OSP vs alexycuck
spicy
who the fuck are these lads
who is dalby
>Cando vannata vs Diakese
should be spicy and end in Lando Cannata's heeming
who
who
>Cando and Diarrhea run it back the same fucking night
absolutely based

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What fighter is most likely to post on /heem/?

jim jones

I think Colby unironically. He's said things like natty goat before

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Do I look like a kiwi
>OK go back

Ryan Hall posts here
Colby spends his time flipping between /heem/ and /ptg/ without a doubt

Triple c

Anik was the only guy to give Stipe and recognition and celebrate his win, therefore he's based now

youtu.be/fT9PE4vjtdc
1:07:30

Never bought a PPV in my life and would be willing to pay double to see a Schaub comeback

desu heavyweight is weak as fuck he should come back and heem a few old bums before dying live on cam to stipe

wtf blackbros i thought we were the best fighters

We got too cocky

Nik Lentz

When Stipe was destroying DC's body in the 4th round, Anik said something like "Cormier's punches are doing more damage".

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wtf I hate that contrarian kike poof now

You guys think Callen despises Schaub?

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the sport went backwards boxing wise, el guapo is a sage and no one listens to him
I want to see clotheslines in MMA right fucking now

It's like that mate that you hang around a lot, and even though you don't really like him that much everyone just associates you with him when they invite you to shit.
I reckon Callen wishes Shaub were dead

If Colby uses toilet list on twatter and triggers khabozo to fight him I will forget that he's in the closet and provide him with lifetime of free PR and astral attacks on his opponents.

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>siyar
Damn that dude is still active? I remember when he was in strikeforce.

Don't know, but I despise the shill Callen

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I've gained so much weight recently. About 30 pounds of fat.

Pick any 5 fights:

Matt Mitrione vs. Sergei Kharitonov
Vitaly Minakov vs. Javy Ayala
Alejandra Lara vs. Taylor Turner
Tyrell Fortune vs. Rudy Schaffroth
David Rickels vs. Yaroslav Amosov
Kastriot Xhema vs. Rodolfo Rocha
Nick Newell vs. Corey Browning
Austin Vanderford vs. Joseph Creer
Sabah Homasi vs. Micah Terrill
Michael Kimbel vs. Chris Disonell
Grant Neal vs. Alpha Toure
Khronry Gracie vs. Oscar Vera
Ricky Bandejas vs. Ahmet Kayretli
Timothy Johnson vs. Azunna Anyanwu
Aviv Gozali vs. Eduard Muravitsky
Jon Manley vs. Thiago Rela

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Yeah I think he's the one Cejudo fan here

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This
First fighter to post the toilet list, Blemdin Splubb, Askrens win over masvidal or to expose Joe Rogan as a literal cuckold will be my boy for life

Why don't you just stop eating all the time? Fatass

How far would Bader make it in the UFC HW division?

Mitrione
Minakov
Lara
Amosov
Fortune

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I think he'd beat everyone outside the top 5.

he'd get ranked about 7
He was a LHW in the UFC, his last fight he was losing to Latifi before he won. HW is weak though, so I could see his wrestling getting him through a bunch of fights

The party makes their way to a tavern, but outside you find a large Nord man standing guard. When you attempt to enter, he blocks your path and says, "oi, want to know a secret?"

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he could beat Dershit Poois so whatever spot he is
everyone else heems him apart from blaydes who wrestlefucks him

I comfort eat.

Matt Mitrione
Tyrell Fortune
Yaroslav Amosov
Alejandra Lara
Vitaly Minakov

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lol i went by the biggest favorites too

If you want to lose weight I'll fat shame you until you stop, otherwise just go full butterbean mode.

Let take down one guy and kick it's head in while its ripping the one guy apart

thank g*d bellator saves saturnday i was going to have a cow

it ain't a secret we know your a faggot chief

heh hah

are you american

leon "3 piece and a point fight" edwards deserves the next welterweight title shot.

who the fuck is peon smegwards?

Mini Khabib is my God

doesn't matter, he'll point fight your whole squad until the bell rings.

Why, so he can tap to Usman again?

i'll give him the sixteen piece and the seltzer

do you think she is still virgin?

>16 year old girl in 2019
No, not at all.

Apparently he just lost a decision to Usman but I fell asleep during the match so who cares

she's saving herself for dusthammad

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I've shagged the little slut, she gives very wide head

>can't appreciate a gentleman's point fighting chess match
absolute savage, have fun watching jorge and nate bang it out - the patricians will be in the other room appreciating true combat art.

I lose it and then gain it and just bounce back. I'm kind of like when I was going to the gym everyday and had abs I was still lonely and miserable.

eat some cookies

The king id back. Welcome to the redemption arc.

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To be fair, you need to have a very high iq to understand point fighting. The combat is extremely subtle and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the combat will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the point fighters nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their subtle combat style- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Schaubian literature, for instance. The point fighting fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the subtle moments of combat, to realise that they're not just points- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence, people who dislike point fighting truly ARE idiots.

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Just realized our boy Dustahmet Bhourieradin is getting ppv points and will probably get a nice chunk of change to shit down that kuffars throat

How many ppv sells do you guys think khabib is worth?

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As much as I hope you're right, the interview with Ariel was worrisome.
He was just "off", for lack of a better term. He didn't have anywhere near the same confidence he used to.

300k

Probably not a lot of ppv points. They don't sell as much now that you have to but through espn+. They just increased the number of people who pirate.

Maybe 500k? Serious question, how much is the PPV value from Muslim regions of the world? There are hundreds of millions of potential viewers in places like Indonesia, the Middle East and North Africa.

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Same. You gotta get out more and meet someone you love user.

You should rep whatever country/culture you live in.. or git out

Doubt they'll sell that much there tbqh they aren't big ppv markets despite the population size. They may have tv deals there (I know that's what they do in Russia). Would be surprised if this does anywhere close to 500k. I'll have to see what 241 did because there's no way it'll sell more than that. PPV numbers have deflated a lot post ESPN deal.

Cause he's motivated to do what's right rather than just be the best. He doesn't just want to win in a few seconds with a one out he wants to become the greatest fighter who can stand and bang for hours

We are entering goobys redemption arc where he goes from prodigy to jedi

He's lived in America longer than Nigeria by a large margin...
It's funny Edwards does the same shit repping the Jamaican flag despite fighting out of England, but no one cares because he's boring.

>what is the ppv for a continent that apparently can't even feed their own people so they need our money so much they have to harass us on the streets on the way to work

Ask the other click click posters that come in here shitting up threads with 'your time is over white man' posts if their mates buy ppv or stream it like their first world counterparts.

He went on Ariel and it looked 100% back to normal, he said he's looking into making some sort of mask to wear in practice so he can train and not accidentally reinjur it

Could CM Punk beat Mad Dog?

youtube.com/watch?v=hlspL_2Lm64

Absolute Kino

Maybe Ryan Hall

What is his gameplan? He starches an old guy in a brawl, but now he suddenly wants to come back. Is the old guy just a plant to give Gobbo publicity? Why the old guy doesn't press charge? He could've gotten at least half a million in settlement, or put Gobbo in jail.

I smell someone is trying to be too smart and play 3D chess

Someone send this to him via instagram or something. Where's the Mexican who got a reply from Hall when you need him? Probably sleeping by a mop bucket

>Why didn't he sue

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>he suddenly wants to come back.

He doesn't want to come back, that's just his coked out ego talking nonsense. Conor is totally flushed, he will tweet about comebacks until he dies of alcohol poisoning. He will never fight MMA again.

youtube.com/watch?v=3LI4vBDMx3o

More like Peenior Shitizen

If that would go to court the old man would be sentenced to take a shot of Proper 12, poured by McGregor himself.

Pretty much. Even if he does come back there is no possible path for him to secure pre Aldo hype or just post Alvarez love and respect.

PROPPA OIRISH HWHISKEY

did her big chompers touch your peepee?

So we can have the lowest ratings in UFC history?

after Colby yeah

Does anybody here understand why Poirier got a interim belt just after Tony was stripped of his despite Tony not losing a fight.

Do people still watch movies? I just read the plot if a movie seems interesting and never watch it

Tony refused to "defend" the interim belt before he got his real title shot, Dana got pissed and stripped him. Poirier fought Max, and was given the belt even though the real champ wasn't that far off returning.

Interim belts are total fucking horse shit, half the people who get them end up getting fucked by the organisation.

lmao at all the mexicans thinking they've got shit in the ufc

They can watch boxing till Ruiz gets heemed.

Suing a rich manlet for money is based

Anybody have a stream for Bellator 225?

Anthony Joshua is a heartlet BUM

Tony ducked nobody. Why should he fight somebody besides McNuggets and Tiramisu when he cleared out the division. Poirer haven't beat any top 3 and got the interim belt off a 145er. Just as stupid as Khabib getting his belt by beating unranked Al.

The only good black fighter is Jon

Suing mentality is as a scummy as it gets. Once upon a time two men could have a mutual dust up over an issue but now if someone like you gets the worst of it you sue.

*unzips dick*
*pees in ur eye*

I'm a fucking giant Tony fan, but he fucked up by not taking the Max fight. He would have starched him and with Max defeated, his win streak would make Khabib look like an amateur. Apparently Tony's shitty management company gave him bad advice, because they wanted Conor to get that fight.

Some days after someone posted pic related here Ferguson uploaded it to its Instagram, also he recently did a little AMA on Instagram and I asked him who was his favorite wmma fighter and he didn't answered, probably because he knows that it will be too obvious and doesn't want to be associated with this place

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based

>Colby ducking the championship

Who won the story?

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I kind of want Issy to win that fight so Costa "The Eraser" can erase his smugness. I want a Askren-esque KO.

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based and eraserpilled

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It's quite sad how desperate he's trying to get someone's attention, it's as if he's never had a friend his entire life.

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Is your mom eating ass for money tonight?

It's too soon for Askren, he's getting double heemed.

this is the hard truth that people are fleeing to cope.

We all know who

Kamaru has a really annoying face tbqh
Hope Colby starches him

2. Ngannou (Will be champ before 2020)
3. Dos santos (Flushed)
4. Blaydes (Meme fighter, flushed by magumbu)
5. Lewis (Meme fighter, no cardio, no back)
5. Volkov (shit fighter, flushed by lewis)
6. overeem (eternally flushed)
7. velasquez (flushed and retired)
HEAVYWEIGHT IS THE WORST DIVISION IN THE FUCKING UFC. MAGUMBU, DC AND STIPE ARE THE ONLY FUCKING CONTENDERS IN THIS MEME DIVISION. ONCE DC LEAVES, STIPE AND NGANNOU CAN KEEP FIGHTING EACH OTHER FOR ETERNITY UNTIL NGANNOU FIGURES STIPE OUT AND FLUSHES HIM ASWELL.

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How come the webm Aussie hats Colton Smith so much?

I hope you get a blowjob from a woodpecker.

Until Ryan “the Master” Bader comes back to the UFC and cleans house.

Schaub unironically would be a top 10 HW today

maia sucks

Not hard to be in the top 10 when there are only 3 contenders and 5 overall heavyweights that aren't completely flushed.

Artem is rumored to fight khabibs cousin umar in some russian promotion. mma bout.

>Gooby is still talking about his lost to Khabib
hell he is psychologically heemed

then again same could've been said about Stipe to be fair, but atleast he waited patiently and didn't try too hard to remain relevant

JDS took a dive but anyways he is rather flushed and is just about right in that ranking

I would only sue a multimillionaire tbqh I'm not passing up that money because it's "scummy". If it's just another guy I wouldn't care to waste my time in court.

they should've jobbed if they didn't want to get sued. this is the social contract when you get into a fight you need to take a dive financially or physically

Tony and Eddie 100% get on here

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instagram.com/p/B0b_MeeIiHr/

Stipe doesn't ever promote and never complained before that so he must have genuinely been pissed off and ready to beat DC.

stipe was right

which fights are you most convinced a dive took place?

god i wish brendan would get back in there for one more fight

any free money fights coming up lads?
lost a bunch of money betting on DC and Romero

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khabib vs mcgregor

Schaub versus Nelson, Rothwell, Travis, and Nog

>fresh chin
>can do takedowns
>already weighs around 260lbs
>6'4"
>already has a great stamina
>already has a background in MMA
he has a decent chance of becoming a 50% win rate gatekeeper. I don't expect him to do more than one fight a year.

Post the pasta of khabib's record. I need to heempill my friend

soukhamtath vs o'malley

khabib is free money
joanna is free money
who's your favorite fighter?

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Cody vs TJ 1

He would use the 'black energy' he always talks about

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DC vs Rumble 2

Chael vs Tito

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Meerschaert-Giles

That was when Chael was sponsored by BetDSI too, guaranteed he threw that fight.

when is he fighting electrical engineer ryan hall

nice trips
either santos or bobby knuckles

Does anybody else remember the stretch of about two fucking years of non-stop screeching that literally every Bellator main event was fixed

post his gf's fat ass

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Come to think of it, what about the screaming that Weidman-Silva was fixed? ESPN ran a roundtable discussion about it

schaub on my knob

youtube.com/watch?v=NmiZOd-ejqM
>being heavier is a disadvantage
is based Chael right?

This. Schaub didn't even take big shots and he crumbled.

>your sport's "goat" is best known for being a roid-monkey his entire career
oh no no

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>P-P-PERSONALITY

Yes. The GOAT heavyweights never weighed 265

>Fedor
>Stipe
>DC
>Cro Cop
>Werdum
>Cain

Just b urself bro :)

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fuck that bunda is so nice, Dillon is living the dream bros

when will the chimps start communicating jively like the blacks?

He is living the dream, that's why I can't hate him. He's based.

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ZDS is fighting next week. He is free money.

Me vs your moms pussy

Sup brehs

Just got fiber in my home, internet is fast as shit

In fact im in such a good mood, i'll stream shooto brasil live right now in case you guys want to watch some friday nite heems, give me a sec

baseado

based brazillian, confirmed filthy animal

post the conor 5 mins not punched an old man meme

who is taking the picture and why

Imagine being the camera

hope is a timer

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James Gallagher is Dillon's Artem

I'm sorry but did we all forget that DC had his rib hurt a few days before the fight? are we forgetting how amazing it is that he achieved all that hes done while being undersized? God I swear heem just hates on him for no reason

Is Kind Conor the next unstoppable force?

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Yikes.

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can't wait to see cute labia take on my nigga khalil

I honestly lost all respect for DC after he started eyepoking on purpose. He picked it up after jon used it to beat him.

oh fuck twitch and youtube want my goddamn phone number to let me stream

fuck that where can i stream without giving my phone to the jew overlords?

Damn right he was

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dlive

Eddie vs Conor. Askren Lawler is suspect too.

Fake champ fake nice guy. Cheated to make weight and cheated to beat Stipe.

I will burn a tree in her honor

still seething over dc getting the shit beat out of him I see

Now /heem/ let's be honest. Is this REALLY the face of an alcoholic druggie?

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Yes.

vaughn.live
What are you streaming?

how come when people pull sloppy single legs they just slowly hobble forward till they reach the fence instead of spinning to the left or right and actually getting a takedown instead of an elbow to the face

SHOOTO BRASIL 96 LIVE
dlive.tv/heemster

nah he is just nervous, he didn’t make an interview since fight day

damn bros i got flushed before i could even paste the link kek

What is Tony Ferguson walk around weight?

based hue
bless your people

humongous

200lbs

300lbs+

100 pounds

vaughn.live/heemeverybody
WE LIVE NOW BOYS

i was really stoned during that card and still cant believe the way stipe landed about 30 body shots in a row

xD look at me guys I am le drug abuser!!11

I love Shooto.

he's almost 6' i bet out of camp he gets up to 190 without looking too huge

vaughn.live/heemeverybody
This is Shooto Brasil 96 btw in case you dont know

Anyway im off to fap to 10 tabs of full hd porn because i got fiber now and i dont give a fuck see you guys later

That was dumb

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>year of our lord 2019
>still thinks of weed like my grandma

I can't believe they want gringos to not be able to watch the event so badly.

WHAT THE FUCK I GOT HEEMED AGAIN

based, hope it's some good brazilian lesbian stuff

Do it on twitch

at least you tried friend, it's the story that matters

faz na twitch parcero

twitch wants my phone number and they will prob heem me just as hard

you know what fuck it bezos you can have my phone

I started the Schaub meme in 2014

Our boy Hacran wasn't fighting anyway.

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You know what would be an entertaining af fight - Ryan Hall vs Khabib. I would watch the shit out of that.

yeah okay kenny florian thanks for the update

Did he say something about that? I was just watching old Hall fights and the though crossed my mind. I mean obviously Khalabib would be a huge favorite, I'm not talking about that. I'm just saying that would be a very entertaining style matchup to watch.

UFC building facilities in Africa. They think there is a ton of money to be made there. They are having fighters roleplay as Africans.
Marty, Israel, and Ngannou

>amerimutts and their mating rituals

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