/cric/ Day 2 is happening
Stumps NZ vs Sri Lanka
Sri Lanka 6/144 1st Innings
Dilruwan Perera 5
Dhananjaya de Silva 32
Session 2 Aus vs Eng
Australia 3/67 2nd Innings
Labuschagne 7
Head 10
Session 1 Ind vs WI
India 7/254 1st Innings
Ishant Sharma 17
Ravindra Jadeja 29
Strawpoll for what we might call Labuschagne
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England are shit
Big news I know
Fair to say Archer has finally been exposed
/cric/ is run by /iggs/
archer absolutely exposed lads. that guy who hated him must be feeling quite vindicated right now id imagine
Lads why are the English so poothetic
>>Here's Philip M McCart with the Real Talk: "While it is true that England (and Bayliss) centered on ODI cricket rather than tests ... it's not like that 'choice' would have made THAT MUCH difference ... we have GREAT ODI players ... and we have NO TEST BATSMEN ... that's not a management decision ... that's just a reality."
THE COWARD JOE ROOT PLACES MANY A MAN ON THE BOUNDARY
SUCH IS HIS FEAR OF RUNS ACCUMULATING
equaled Englel's score with 7 (SEVEN) wickets in hand
didn't know there's black people in Australia
for me, it's keeping the old thread open for 20 minutes just to make sure I don't miss any posts
>bowling no ball pies still at medium pace
Archer is mentally cooked
Root is mentally cooked
The ECB is mentally cooked
there's blacks but no black people
Based sebbo
le noball man
Going to make a post in the old thread in 30 minutes lads
Remember lads - always was, always will be abor...
ROOTED
hey mate would just like to have a chat with you
based shane lee
also fuck off captcha
Please don't
Only a select few people know about the true cricket discussion we have on old threads, we don't idiots to ruin it
now this is a gimmick
working my head around this 'bowl it well wide of leg stump' strategy archer has cooked up lads
what's he plotting I wonder
>captchas
wouldn't know
i do this all the time too lol
plenty of bo balls and extras
he wants to beat the English top score through them solely
>get home from work
>look at score
don't have a reaction image appropriate enough for this feel lads
kek
it's getting tiresome having to solve six captchas for a single post
A true gimmick for true romans
only randomly started getting them again, havent seen one for since the 2015 WC
>Ishant Sharma 17
Grimdies
Crack
use legacy captcha you dumb fag
based retard who doesn't know it's a perfume bottle
H E A D
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Dunno about you, but I think the Ashes will be strayas for the next decade or so
tfw you edit your sentence but leave a word in so you look retarded
Don't be so glum lad. At least Root might stand down as captain after this shitshow.
thinking about changing banks to take advantage of the bankwest bucket lads
>Le hide the shiny side of the ball man
is there a more beta thing to do than that in bowling?
when is tea?
>implying it wasn't made into an urn
I mean by your logic a chair is still a tree.
>legacy captcha
the assassination of english cricket by the coward joe root
>ashes half over
this hasn't been a thing for like 2 years now, if not more.
fox sports au infiltrated by poms
4 of the 5 batsman in the second innings for Aus have now beaten or equaled England first innings top scorer
Based passfag
>trailing by 190
>sledge head about panic sweeping
at least we got classic wow soon, then rugby world cup follow by based KFC summer of cricket
g r i m
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thinking about how I will propose to my significant other (dog)
Wait till 4 or 5 of them equal England's first innings total score.
the coward joe root is my meme of the year lads
>BOY, NOW I SAID BOY, GET TO BOWLING FROM THE OTHER END
I thought England was supposed to be at bat today
I don't know the basis for it but I like it a lot
When's the declaration lads
Please God let it be true. Take that fat cunt Bayliss and the entire ECB board while your at it
Completed it mate
Lads think it's time to focus now on t20 bash. Ashes is a meme
sabbath looms
>rugby world cup
>classic wow
/nrl/ confirmed numales, /afl/chads slay pussy not elves
Is Archer, dare I say it, mentally cooked?
dio > ozzy
Crucket
Nah, just an inconsistent, young bowler.
think it developed out of the meme where everyone would call him a coward for not declaring when England would have a lead of 10 or some shit back when he used to never declare
Feel like pure shit lads, just want him back.
>tfw a draw is the same as a win and they don't even need to declare
about a 400 run lead i reckon, maybe 500 for the lulz
Take it back you ignorant philistine
>ECU being advertised on the boundary in England
Sakes bros, they're not even that good. All the top level sports science people I know from WA came out of uwa
How do you pronounce Labuschagne lads
Does it rhyme with Shane?
That's a damn fine back story.
>playing for a series draw instead of trying to win
This is why England won't make it to the Word Test finals
*/nrl/chads slay elven pussy, /afl/ slay boi pussy
The-bus-change
block memes were some of my favourite
>c'mon boy!
Root finna break out the whip
nothing like it's spelt
don't even bother trying to say it just call him marnus
leba-shane
Looking forward to Australia vs Ireland at Lord's desu
lar-bush-chag-nee
>You call that express pace? BOWL NIGGER! BOWL!
Can't remember the last time we've been in a genuine position to declare apart from the meme one last game
Why can't we get humiliated by a decent nation like the kiwis. Moaning, bitching, gloating Aussies are the worst. Even the Indians aren't as bad
82.4 mph
based and fucking females is for poofs pilled
based freshcunt not knowing that wow is a staple of /cric/
>Over in Antigua, Ishant Sharma has faced 59 balls against West Indies - 10 more than any of England's batsmen managed in their first innings.
The state of English batting
When lad? and what, a three dayer or a proper 5 dayer?
I know everything about Proving Grounds, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the strats, the right spec, the reforges, mobs and spawn locations. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I have pwned in my 10 years doing Proving Grounds but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of Proving Grounds strategies and current rankings, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow WoW friends on where I'm ranked, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push /ProvingGrounds/ on RealID's Anounce for years now and seen my superior knowledge of where I am ranked and seen my sharp wit and clever use of "come at me's" at play. Surely you have seen me post announcement after announcement of my rank and "come at me's" that prove how GOAT my strats, specs, reforges and myself are, an it's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my ranking abilities, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 90% of Proving Grounds rankings, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. I'd just like you also to know I'd appreciate it if you asked my permission when starting a thread about Proving Ground strats, specs, any /ProvingGrounds/ generals or anything really, to be safe just run everything though me as I am the #1 Ret paly around here, Please could you also tell all the new ret paladins that I am the example they must live up to an to follow my lead of arrogant and obnoxious announcements of my rankings, well I'm off to play some more WoW.
I love Heaven & Hell too much lad, I'm sorry
In the test championship final mate :^) it'll be great craic
Cringe. Everybody knows it's Runescape.
>staple
Zerogoose and one other virgin doesn't make a staple
>Over in Antigua, Ishant Sharma has faced 59 balls against West Indies - 10 more than any of England's batsmen managed in their first innings.
>getting memed on by Ishant
Guarantee Paine wont declare after tea
Typical Australian cowardice and anti-cricket mentality
jokes on you I'm actually a rank 1 shaman now
only watched one day of the ashes so far as i am no longer a neet
got the next three days off was looking forward to watching the cricket in the sun
dad just told me the score
ffs
>"hey nah, wass, I say wass going on here nah? you never gon get to stay in the big house bowling sub 90 mph Jofra boy, ya hear?"
probably marnus labuschagne
seething freshies
Now this is a strawpoll I can get behind.
>invent “”””””””sport””””””””””
>be shit at it
Why do *nglos keep doing this? What a joke of a “””””””””””country””””””””””
Maybe next World Test Championship
You lot aren't in this one
>strawpoll.com
All wrong. Its Labu-Shame
GONE. FUCK OFF.
first off if you are english then motherfucker pay back what you have lotted
>Joe Denly's 12 is the lowest 'top score' in history
Mate Aussies are mostly anglos too.
Great album to be sure one of the best but still don't get the chills like the early years.
>Denly's 12 is the lowest score in THE HISTORY OF TEST CRICKET
>Aus collapsing
>Going to lose the match to the a team who scored SIXTY-FUCKING-SEVEN
Think I'm done with this sport.
didn't invent cricket though did we
>why isn't Simba a disabled lesbian karate champion?
These retards will never stop
>Paine captains himself to an ashes series win in England at the first time of asking
How do you think Ponting and Clarke are feeling right now?
>australia
>white
Pick one, retard.
hmmm, I'm saddened by this I thought we would've been in since we're test status now.
Alright, if that's the case I'm up for an Australia vs Windies (resurgence) final.
lowest "high" score, even more embarrassing lol
What?
invented afl and we're GOAT at it so there goes his little theory
won't be engaging in this banter as my memory extends back as far as 2015
You're welcome btw
>anglos invented cricket
>anglos being beaten by other anglos means anglos are shit at cricket
Doesn't quite work mate.
You best be memeing my 56% mongrel cousin.
>Third time bowled out for under 90 in a test in 2019
Burn some new bails, lads. English cricket is actually dead this time.
The absolute state of English cricket lads
Business Idea: We brainstorm ideas now to fix English Cricket
how good does seachange look lads?
on tuesday after the block, egg on your face if you miss it
I cringe when Victorians and non eastern Australians conflate league and union. How retarded can you be?
You'd be a competitive test nation if England didn't keep pilfering all your best players.
England should play more regular tests against Afghanistan, Bangladesh, Zimbabwe, and Ireland
Version of Rugby football idiot
Yeah, the way the cookie crumbles
It will be good next series as Afghanistan should be in it as well as Zimbabwe
get genuinely angry whenever someone calls the sport 'afl'
can someone explain to me why The Block is such as big thing for boomers?
*be based*
its actually not.
Seb
I was going to watch it last week, but I couldn't work out what time 'Seven O'Block' was.
>strawpoll.com
would rather vote in this than the general election.
cunts just sent me my fine
I'm fuming that Denly got to 12 desu.
Would've been a great stat to be the only team to have been bowled out without a single batsman to have made double figures.
A fantastic movie too
I'll just fap to some neighbours era brooke satchwell and call it a day instead
>Developing homes to increase their value
hmmmmmmmmm
This. AFL is the league.
Confidence goes a long way and will be good to see those teams get more when they beat England repeatedly
I thought we went ok against them earlier this summer, we had a chance there but collapsed 4th inns. We need more regular test matches, more series, we'll get good.
think you'll find it predates rugby
iggs IS cric
dumb cunt
Boomers have fetishised property ownership. Their whole generation is bougie scum.
just saw the scorecard.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kent’s Brave Joe Denly ruining the Aussies day - you LOVE to see it!
About 1000 different types of football before it was codified. Aussie rules was one of them
Thoughts on the female cricket team set to tour the West Indies?
I remember watching a one day World Cup series, back when you used to qualify, only player I can remember is some guy called "mooney" - anyway back to the point: I mentally added all the players you'd lost to england, either to their national team or the ones who exclusively play county cricket in hopes of getting into the national team, and decided you'd be a half decent team.
*be's baseder*
Aussie Rules isn't from rugby at all. It is an Australian football code which may have been influenced by the native Australian marngrook game and irish football. The codification of Australian Rules Football predates that of Gaelic Football so it's inaccurate to assume that it was invented by drunk Irishmen in Victoria with a rugby ball and an inability to construct an H to kick at.
Based.
His name is £1.50 cos that’s the bus change
seethe every time they show this "women sports" promo lads
the barrier for entry in terms of skill level for elite women's sport is unbelievably low simply due to how few women actually play shit like cricket and rugby league competitively.
it is NOT on the same level of accomplishment as men's sport and never will be no matter how hard its pushed
>lasagne not an option
/seachange/
>giving any thoughts to a womens team
>lubechange
Agreed. Fair play on netball though.
Bit sexist to be honest.
Love the Nissan ad
No wonder all your women come over here on working holiday visas
moar?
hard to get names when i am not sure if it was for marnus
Gathering names again
gonna re do it with the ones i have found and remove ones that dont get a vote
tell her to just take a nap on the bus
completely agree
could do with a cheeky /net/ after this day of play
Is she at least a looker? You better not be acting like this much of a cringelord over a slag m8.
It's true we lose, or used to lose, a lot of lads to England. I've mixed feelings about it, on the one hand I hate them for playing for England but on the other I understand they need to in order to earn a decent living from the game.
There's a rugby league player, Brian Carney, he represented England also because Irish rugby league is basically a social sport level.
Hope they dont get molested over there
For me it's the Suzuki ad featuring the absolute weapon known as the Jimny
We are in the midst of a domestic violence crisis in this country and we do not need your problematic attitude towards female athletes further exacerbating the plight of women thank you very much.
welcometoyorkshire.com
I like lasagne. Seconded
based, 100% correct, great summary
t. bumbling British cuck
>glasses off
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Are the ashes ours now mates?
The Australian men's cricket team consists of the absolute top 0.01% of men who play the sport competitively in Australia.
The Australian women's cricket team is nowhere near as exclusive due to how few women play the sport at a competitive level.
These are facts, before you even get into things like shortened boundaries and 105km/h fast bowlers.
They are not equal in any way.
uh oh lads
bad light is on the cards
Aus might be all out soon
imagine the smell
Damn, hit a nerve there. Maybe I should have said rugby style football. Common ancestor and all that. Plenty English public schools had rules very similar to Aussie rules. Didn't mean to imply it was a direct decendent, though from what I understand any aboriginal link is incredibly tenuous
>Leachles
>men's cricket
Stop using this term - there's the unlimited class, then there's the exclusively female game.
Source on your statistics? Because you can't/won't be able to source them, I'm going to preemptively dismiss your entire argument.
Based
Are you implying that more women play cricket competitively in Australia than men?
I see what the problem is and it's ok bud, I call it soccer
Can you statistically prove otherwise?
t. sexist
Aussie birds aren't shy about what they want or like, cock btw, and I for one respect that
Here you go lads
updated version for the poll
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BASED Jadeja
>Where are England going to find the batsmen to replace Roy, Denly and Buttler
Maybe England should try their hand at using bowlers to score runs that way they have more bowling options as well
Never understood why they picked such average shiela's for this scene, are they trying to make our women look as bad as british slags?
You don't actually have to prove it. I'm just pretending to be retarded.
I don't blame the women. They are playing the sport they love at the highest level. Good for them.
I blame the advertisers and media producers who feel the need to remind us at every turn that both men and women sports are equally exciting contests featuring elite skill levels.
Granted "football" is a bit vague
angoids are typically ugly as fuck
Australian women are pretty shit, lad. At least the non-asian ones.
Pure filth in bed though
Football is any game which is played on foot with a ball (nothing else).
anglo women are honestly bottom barrel
men are top tier but the girls are just grim. find yourself a wog gf lads do yourself a favour
I'd take a tanned and tubby Aussie slapper over some buck toothed chinky prude any day of the week
There is nice Anglo girls, not chavs or sluts well spoken types they're alright. Pretty much everywhere is the same, if you're comparing bogan chicks.
>"left arm spinner"
JUST pc my shit up senpai
Off to bed lads
Goodnight
Incels mad
chinks aren't that prudish once you get through the initial barrier
Had a bad experience have we?
Australia wins lol
Can we go back to sebbo posting?
kek
KEK
K E K
THE COWARD JOE ROOT REFUSES TO HOLD ON TO THE BALL
>Dropping the Ashes
The state of England.
AHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
ROOT JUST DROPPED THE ASHES
greater than arrow all caps root
>poot
PSYCHOLOGICALLY
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DOWN IT GOES
If you say so mate just don't fancy them.
PICK IT BACK UP AND CLAIM THE CATCH YA MUG
JOE
FUCKING
POOT
THE ABSOLUTE COWARD
>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED>DROPPED >DROPPED >DROPPED
COOKED
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what's the total lads?
reckon you'd be looking at 300 for the win here keep in mind it's a day 2 deck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE COWARD JOE ROOT IS AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE LMAO
>Eating her out while she's on the rag
I'll stay an incel, thanks.
The coward Tim Paine has NO faith in his bowlers
Safe to say the mental edge has swung back to England
>POOT
real "captain" effort
poot probably considered appealing that as a catch
>poot
KEKEKEK
Awkward height that chance.
grim chat from shitshow there
yeah reckon i fucked it with this japanese girl by coming on too strong
THE COWARD Joe Root didn't want to take too many wickets in case he'd have to bat again today.
>200 lead already with 7 wickets remaining
looking grim for englel
400 to be comfortable really. Anything below that is easily chaseable given they'll be coming in on a mid day 3 pitch.
I'm going to say it.
T20 IS SHIT AND ANYONE WHO LIKES IT IS A MUG AND A CUNT.
Feel better now.
Reminder that England is a limited overs cricket nation and no one gives a fuck about the dying format test cricket
...
What about the hundred?
Fucked a Korean girl a few years ago. Literally came back to my place within 2 hours of meeting her. Not that hard
What the fuck was that sort of appeal? Given how they carried on they MUST review it, right?
Jofra got the fear of god in Australia lads, truly magnificent bowling
It's important to analyse the ideology of popular culture because this is how bourgeois society filters its views and assumptions into the rest of society
FUCK completely forgot
>Umpire's call on impact
Actually ended up getting lucky, I guess.
yeah have heard of exceptions to the rule before too
Joel Wilson redemption arc lads
I apologise to all who had to read that comment. Not all my fellow countrymen are such muggy cunts
>simply due to how few women actually play shit like cricket and rugby league competitively.
Therefore the level of accomplishment is just as high.
Been such a good night so far. At least there's still a lot to go + saturday and sunday.
knew this typical chinese girl, studied all day, didn't drink much but would have sex in public all around the uni at least once a week
went into this little fast foot joint once and the Korean looking chick behind the counter smiled at me
A fucking freak show that strips everything noble and interesting from the game, designed for low attention wankers that are too retarded to understand the full majesty of tests.
reckon youre in
Ordered a chinese once
The Indian team is ok except chodeli. The fans of India are the worst
based
well it was hitting tho
based incel
tuning in to the cricket
Why dont englel import an actually good batsman?
literally the only "notable" interaction I've ever had with an Asian female
Last time we did he started texting his mates and upset Strauss
Wallop
Le bus change is south African
they did
Lambshanks shanks it to close out the over. Nice.
Need to do that again
>Mohammed Sami
Worst 150kph bowler ever?
forgot how autistic weebs are and how they actually report off topic posts
>le 20-odd and out man
BEHEADED
>getting yorked in a test match
bit embarrassing tbqph
fuck sake
>Yorker
Criminally underused in tests.
Just got banned from Yea Forums for posting about cricket lads.
>love machine
>love me shane
yorkers in yorkshire
dw lads, now that le 20 and out man is out, the next batsman in is le 20 and out man
Who would be Man of the Match so far?
The bowlers who got 5fers or Labuschagne who scored so a large amount of the runs in the match?
id love me a shane
reckon >we could use some runs
Reckon Im the only bloke on /cric/ who's faced 130+ lads
Based. Trying to connect with your social club friends on other boards is cringe city
>it's wade
Whoops, thought it was paine, nevermind lads big hundred coming up.
hazleGOD deserves it
marnus gets it
wrong
we're unironically going to lose this if we get out for less than a 300 lead. Englel have so much time to score
kek yeah, extremely grim
Do japs play cricket? They like rugby but baseball is really popular over there like the US.
I have ama
a guy at work bowls very fast with thomsons' action. Should be over 130 I guess.
Faced Mitch Johnson when he was playing grade T20 so he could qualify for the scorchers, ama
seen a japanese cricket team ever?
dumb cunt
IGGS B2B?
didn't they qualify for the u19 world cup with a team that was entirely japanese? but its pretty irrelevant there
yes
>light starting to get worse
>England start taking wickets again
Typical English cheaters
Is your name James?
unlucky mate, i've been doing it for hours
same here but just copped it then haha
basedenly
no
Definitely have no interest in facing 150 after experiencing 135
hundreds up
What's your knee-jerk team for the fourth test lads? Assuming Anderson is back, mine is
Burns
Sibley
Crawley
Hildreth
Root
Stokes
Foakes (wk)
Archer
Broad
Leach
Anderson (c)
Three openers for safety, Root at 5 so he'll never touch the new ball, and Anderson as captain. Potentially keep Woakes and bat him at 3 to see off the new ball if Anderson can't be trusted to not get injured
Even if it's a 300 run lead it all comes down to whether England can bat time. If they don't get out then any run chase will come as a natural result.
Australia probably needs to set a 400 run total to be comfortable.
Wait till aus gets a late session bowl against england.
>they don't make it past the first session
Oh....
at least you got some nice digits just now mate
Out Khawaja in Smith
Out Head in D'Arcy Short
Simple.
really good of a test team to make a century in a test match
If Smith were captain he would have let England bat out today so that you could start in the morning and slog 500+
don't know who's who with county these days but agree with everyone dropped
bowlers shouldn't be captains though
>Root at 5 so he'll never touch the new ball
Are you sure
Just put all the English county cricketers names into a hat and draw them out tbqph
300 is more than enough. Ashes retained by tomorrow afternoon.
why do the english never acknowledge the traditional owners of the land before a test match lads?
Can't be root and who else? Anderson actually has some kind of tactical brain. Stokes can't be after everything that happened to Botham and Flintoff with captaincy
yeah very hard see full balls.
Also anyone played on those indoor VR bowling machines in malls? their's 120 feels super rapid.
Got a match lads, im not blacklisted
>in D'Arcy Short
looking forward to his elite 0, 0, 5, 152, 7 batting form
Out: Kawaja
In: Marsh
remove kebab
If Labuschagne isn't playing next test I will not watch another ball this series
Mark my words
do like ben foakes.
*marks*
Warne wouldve been an elite captain
>marsh
Listen cunt I hate having a paki in the team as much as any bloke but can we PLEASE stop flogging that dead horse?
This
Reckon Jimmy will suddenly remember he's 37 years old and decide it's no age to be a test match bowler.
kek
>All these guys making double figures
Poms on literally how watch
>35 over ball is still swinging
What have England done to it? I'm guessing they used some secret product on it to try and have any hope after being bowled out for 67.
>wade reaches 10
Ton coming up lads
Didnt think it was possible to get this grim
With you there brah (if no other unforeseeable explanation)
It's the minties mate
he'd just bowl himself all day
that's the core issue with bowler captains, they have to chose when they bowl and when others bowl. even if you have a good one, it still makes the other bowlers bitter when the captain takes them off in favour of themselves
Whats the captains ranking of player type?
>Middle Order Batsmen
>Opener
>Keeper
>All-Rounder
>Fast Bowler
>Spinner
They couldnt. The contradiction of the japs is that they would never be able to create an effective pace attack but their climate favours pace bowling.
Sebbo is Australian
FUWA FUWA TIME
IGGS B2B
>/cric/ running Yea Forums AND Yea Forums at the same time
wtfbased
WO-OH-OH
WO-OH-OH
WO-OH-OH
YAY YAY
...
KIMI TO
>aquinas lad
>supports west coast
Opener is one of the worst because you're bound to get a few good balls in a row and then everyone starts jumping up and down about who the next captain should be.
Not to mention it brings the moral of the team down to see their captain struggling against a swinging seaming new ball and/or getting out for not many.
Nice one Jofra
for its C. McDirt
Just be glad no one has linked this thread on Yea Forums
Warne didn't have the personal skills to be captain. He plays favourites and holds grudges.
He was still butthurt about Waugh dropping him (after going like 0/200 odd) decades after the fact.
Based archer saving the watermelon
might need a k-on rewatch
>throwing a giant inflatable watermelon at the only nigger in the team
bit racist
God damn K-On music is the absolute fucking best
>Inflatable pool banana next
and john buchanan for making him run laps at training once
>jofra riding a banana
He held a grudge against Waugh because he felt betrayed and like he wasnt shown any loyalty. He wouldve been great from a tactical perspective but you're right in that he may not have had the perfect personality for the job.
Catholics are all iggs supporters
bored of the ashes lads, can we watch the world cup again?
>sids bringing a banana onto the field in-between overs while bowling to archer
bit racist
So these touring group lads take whole 2 months off and travel with the team for every match?
freo is the wog club mate
75 quid at England at 5/1 is a tasty bet lads
what is this chant??
There are others wogs out and about north of the river
Panjeetas
Absolutely dreaming
Knowing England it probably includes the word convict
Make it 100
there's convicts there's convicts there's convicts there's convicts over there
Yeah mate feels good
You're the convicts
not out
better review
It's true though.
Not sure I'd put that much money on them, but England are definitely a better chance at winning this than 5/1 would suggest.
OUTSIDE THE LINE.
Based Joel
KNEE HIGH FIGHT
but they get outweighed by the anglos
I was more talking about the region though with langer, if he went to trinity or ursula frayne then yeah chances are you're with west coast
This is close desu
Staaaaaate
almost elite decision
still a good strategy
Thoroughly enjoyed having the whole hollie stand screaming at us that we are the convicts, they really get into that one
Just about hit im in the arsehole
JOEL WILSON REDEMPTION ARC LADS
Joel pulled his head in finally
Because iggs came in 5 years before Freo, some people would have just stayed with iggs and not bothered to support a new team too.
BASED FUCKIGN JOEL LADS
Can't tell you how glad I am my ancestors robbed people just so I can live in paradise
unironically good decision, not that the pommy commentators will admit it, because the ball was only clipping the stumps by a poofteenth
don't worry, he'll get something monumentally wrong again soon.
umpball but it doesn't matter anyway
Collapse incoming.
OUT.
joel wilson would have known there was no bat
But they did admit it on TMS
>some people work hard for decades to make life better for their family and descendants
>some mad cunts just steal a loaf of bread
Joel Wilson? Yah...I'm a fan.
the chad insta review while chewing gum
"People"
Dont fuck with me Kumar
THE STATE OF THESE UMPIRES.
CHEATING ENGLISH MAGGOTS
almost everyone who barracked for east or south freo in WAFL became a freo fan, aquinas is full of people from those regions
Is smoth browsing /cric/ rn lads?
Why do the fielders celebrate even when the batsman reviews? If someone is given out caught behind, and reviews straight away, they almost certainly didn't edge it.
Think Joel should umpire from both ends lads.
never looked like anything more than a half shout that
Unless your name's Jofra
how long before stokes goes to his stock 'dick height full toss' delivery?
even from square leg big joel knew that was nowhere near out
Got to keep team spirit up.
That is how you review England
CHAD Labo instant review vs Virgin Khawaja "did I hit that?"
>butt humor
slut isa likes it
never thought I'd read that
low iq
They showed him before. Looking unironically sexy with some stubble
>englel all out at 67
Am I reading this correctly? I missed this shit bc of work
>hehe he said butt
B A K A GO GO HOME
fuck me, you're right
Yea Forums
yes indeed matey
Top score of 12(49) - the lowest team top score ever.
>turd man
>replying to sebbo
why hasn't Paine declared?
Jokes on you, just did an iq test the other day. Got 90 which means i'm in the 90th percentile of intelligence. You probably didnt know that
i'm still riding high
>Fave redemption arc in anime?
>Mine is Joel Wilson-Kun's in S3 of Kimi ga Ashes no Shinpan
>For me its Sutiibu Sumisu-sama in season 2 of the same series.
>hop down the wicket ball 1
>rock back second ball for a pull to the boundary
Classic test batting against spin this.
BWAHAHA
Why don't they all play like Wade? Haven't they seen the Big Bash
DLF MAXIMUM by wade
Englel are cooked
reckon england may in fact finally make some adjustments to their batting roster for the next test
perhaps they'll really throw the bat out far and make 2 rather than 1 change
am loving this crossover. based /cric/chads RUN this website
pure psychological exhaustion
Just wanted to finally put the number of balls in next to the meme top score everyone keeps posting tbqphwithyoufma
>tfw no cricket watching indian gf
Not best pleased lads.
get all the fucking odi merchants out tbqh
every indian girl I talked to hates cricket because every guy they know I imagine is obsessed with it
been thinking about a persian gf recently
>posts light skinned "Indian"
ALEXANDERED
I do imagine that England will feel they could have gotten more out of the day's play
waiting for the hyper-ranga to spontaneously combust
Has Stokes ever not gotten sunburnt during a day's play?
What about me? Do I count as "'white"?
stokes looks like he's fuming lads
>archers bowling is so slow in this match it's brought his average for the entire series down to 87 - a mere 2mph above Ben "the literal batting allrounder" Stokes
JUST
Did madoka really save cricket?
absolute state of that foot
definitively brown
Thinking she might have saved the mogra thread on Yea Forums.
Am I correct in assuming you are 'well to do' and intelligent compared to your street shitting brethren?
NO
phwoarrrrr crikey that toe
look at that big fella
Some Persians are pretty hot
Years ago I had an ex gf who had this Egyptian friend and fuck me she was fucking gorgeous. Her family was muslim i think but she didnt practice it at all so drank and ate pork etc.
But yeah she was jasmine from Aladdin tier
Well yes but I'm not from some elite caste
Yeah but I bet you're not wallowing in shit in some slum either.
to think yesterday I was thinking it was going to be nice and easy today with the sum shining, maybe at 220-250 odd for 3 or 4 at this stage cruising nicely
just goes to show I should never have any faith in this pathetic team devoid of technique
A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Crowd randomly singing "in his hands has got sandpaper" despite none of the relevant players being on field
Absolutely grim
Being on website like Yea Forums should be a proof of that
why are my feet so veiny lads?
to be fair mate if it weren't for marnGOD literallybradmanchagne we would have collapsed too
Even with all the cheating, the umpballs, the dubious tactics, the mercenary and the blatant weather rigging - never underestimate the incompetence of the English cricket team.
crushed that
And two of them arent even playing this test
based low bf%
SPOOPY SKELLY
Mental how bad England's batting line up is in test cricket.
Need the lads playing more county cricket and playing throughout the rest of the year too
funny banter:
>convicts
>sandpaper
actually not, think it's genetic because my father has pretty skinny feet, I'm like 100kg/1.96m
hmmm
not that big
Tbf buschange is doing a good with impersonation I can understand their confusion
just been for a big steamy england test batting line up lads
I agree, furthermore I don't see what's wrong with t20 to attract people that don't like cricket
>don't see many wides in test matches
hmm
Drinking a Guinness lads.
Really want a weather station now
can hear the ice cream van
Choc 99 thanks
bubble-o-bill
no
>aussies lead by 245
Just declare man
Bit jealous tbqh
ok
Australia could have declared on 0-0 and have a 2-0 lead by now.
ta
>80.7mph
cooked
thinking about narratives past
>79.4mph
Would you bother putting your back into it if the batsmen had taken a shit all over your 1st innings work?
injured lol
I really don't want to laugh at an injured player, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
darkie got what was coming for him
FUGGGGGGGGG
:DDDDDDD
ROOTED
AHAHHAHAHAH
OH NONONONONO ARCHER HURT HAHAHAHAH COLLAPSE
>Archer injured
>Archer now bowling medium pace pies
Shoulda stayed in the Windies
Archer mentally cooked
Root mentally cooked
OVERBOWLED
POOTED
BACK TO BACK TESTS
>archer dead
HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
get that boy some potassium
Lazy bleck bawstawd
*inhales*
oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono
Jofra "bowled into an early death" Archer
Poot needs to fuck off.
bit racist
The incel Daniel
The chad AB De Villiers 17
from bad to worse
kek
someone tell me Holding is in comms and is blasting poot
literally faking the injury because his figures weren't looking crash hot
1 2
kissless virgin
He's ranting about T20 again
fucking pronounce his last name properly gower you dumb cunt you're not even trying
The Debate should be fun tonight.
THIS IS WHAT ENGLEL DESERVE FOR THINKIMG AN EXPRESS BOWLER CAN BOWL HALF OF THEIR OVERS ROOT YOU DUMB CUNT
>tredwell
>borthwick
KEK the city of cuckiel's cricket """knowledge"""
>choking against australia
What a bunch of shit cunts.
Is that a popular drink in Italy?
COOKED AND ROOTED
based joel laying down the law
brings me back to the colonial days in africa when niggers would cut themselves to get out of work and then it would get infected and they'd get amputated etc etc
>NO NOT MY SLOW PACE SUB 80MPH BOWLING AURGH AUGH OAUGH MY SLOW BURN HAMSTRINGS STOKES SAVE ME
record it for me will you lad? got to go to bed in a tick but don't want to miss the "well charles"
>appealing for that
Holy shit is Bairstow a moron? Does he know what LBW even stands for? If it was going to hit the stumps, it literally would have.
Joel WilsGOD
Sells well in Arizona
that just barely missed
Just popped out for a second. Did Archer get hurt?
Thirsty af
BUMP HIM UP THE RANKS LADS
NEW # RANKED TEST UMPIRE
bowling getting a bit too hard for the darkie
peter siddle would still be out there if that were him
Lead by 250
So what lel?
>
>
>
In here lads
yes Leopold mate the darkies chopped their own hands off
>Woakes bowled shit all series
>Archer totally cooked
>Broad got nothing left in the tank
>Leach getting swept around
>Stokes good spell is over
Lucky to get another wicket tonight
OH NO NO NO NO BALL
BWAHAHAHA desperate as fuck
you CANNOT make this shit up
JUST
>review
>called a no ball
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>poo poowl
ROOTED
>review it and not a wicket due to no ball
>dont lose a review
Why is this allowedew
Goat fuckers really trolling these pom cunts
Becauae if the umpire picked up the noball correctly in the first place they would never have reviewed.
ramping up to get on the neetbux, waiting on the Freedom of information request to get my ED medical papers, plying on the mentally mashed thing and burning my hands with a hot coathanger. So keen on never having to work again. If this doesn't work I'm going to go hammer and tongs on my face.
I got my neetbux and got accepted into the disability job seeker program where they dont push you to get a job, living the life mate.
67? really?
nice, that's the $800 or so a fortnight? I've been hitting up my GP, making sure he realises I'm not a drug seeker. I'm a bit mental though and I need to make sure they don't ITO me, god I want to quit my job so bad and be neet for life
>Poot
absolutely SLIPPERY