Tfw no superior roach gf to laugh at you

>tfw no superior roach gf to laugh at you

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post pic of giant sis pls

Why do Turkish girls always look white, but Turkish men never do?

thank god i wasn't born in romania

Imagine actually being Australian. Imagine being drenched in sunscreen and mosquito netting, inch think leather gaiters and greaves to protect from snake bite, living from gas tank to gas tank in a barren wasteland populated by the race mixed descendants of literal subhuman abos and the most perfidious beady eyed Anglos in the commonwealth. Like seriously consider living next to pristine warm ocean water with invisible box jellies and murderous conchs lurking beneath the waves, to say nothing of the sharks past the break line and the rapists in the foreshore, riptides failing to extract the detritus quick enough to prevent it from scaling the sands with failure of an idea. Imagine having to speak in clownish cockney vernacular while blood pools in your skull, ever hoping that the magnetic boots you have to wear to keep you attached to a planet that doesn’t want you like a leech on the anus of the world. Imagine a place when men boxed Roos. Imagine a place with eucalyptus trees that explode when they burn.
That place is hell on earth and bogans? They are the demons.

>dark eyes
Soulless

don't worry I wasn't either

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also
>tfw no cheeky australian gf to shitpost with

forgot I had this, not a good choice in retrospect but there's not much choice to begin with in aus

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what if she finds out

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She gives off a dumb cunt vibe. No offense.