/hoc/

it's Bo time

Get a nanny dog.

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SQUATTED
SLAMMED

Nigger-tier

coffee, kakko and frens

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>wow, what a nice city

Rip Kuznetsov. How many games the League gonna give him now that IIHF gave him 4 years

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20 games max

Daily reminder that despite what (((they))) tell you hockey is not for everyone

Tiddies

Hockey is for everyone

Daily reminder that despite what they tell you, hockey is for (((everyone)))

Despite what they tell you, Norway doesn't have (((Asthma)))

even for cocaine-snorting drug addicts?

LITERALLY do though.

nothing wrong with little snow before you hit the ice

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such a wholesome lad

Press S to spit on David Koch's grave

Kuz is a HUGE loss for Russia if NHL players get to go to China olympics. Would have been their 1st line center.

Absolutely! In Norge many of the major soccerball clubs have dedicated teams for drug addicts, as a way of giving them some purpose in life besides drugs I suppose. I think my local druggies won their league last season! Don't tell me you don't have this in hoggei?!

Would he be ineligible for Olympics? They arent sanctioned by IIHF

yes

Don't do drugs, lads

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Thanks fren I shant

just huomenta'd up

*sips*
aaah

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maybe he's been doing the bird thing this whole time because he's high as fuck

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first for go knights

good advice

Wing night at work lads

go wings

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Huomenta, jabronis

Buffalel v Deteat wingb owl playoff series when

Never seen better advice in /hoc/ fren. *sips*

2039

but I don't know who that is

Seems like a long time but patience is a virtue

He's the Gary Buttman of lobbyists. He's the reason we don't have fist fights on wallstreet anymore to help enforce safe play.

Wall Street more like Sniff my Balls street

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Koch

Frens...halp

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I remember earlier this summer there was a picture of him in a hotel room with girls and cocaine, and he was like "I've never done drugs, give me a test I'll pass it right now."

what a goof

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For me, it's Doug Shedden

hahaha Kock

who?

As a midwesterner, I don't care for densely populated areas. I'm thinking maybe those European ice rinks are the correct size.

Canadian and Finnish hockey icon you absolute pleb

get lost boomer

behold the ravages of time

I'm shedden on the toilet right now lol

What are kuzy and buttmen gonna tall about?

just woke up

go back

Bolshevism was a jewish operation

Making dinner. Thoughts?

>Thoughts?
Can't fucking wait for hockey to come back.

Think you’ll have a delightful evening :3

Reindeer and lingonberry jam with mashed potatoes.

Turska

thinking you're the worst poster since costa rica

That'd be you, leaf.

>bullying Norge

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based or cringe?

>bullying catqt
Thinking Batman might be a homosexual.

He ended up deep dicking her countless times later on

Nah, I'm pretty sure he and Robin are butt buddies.

Na Robin deep dicked starfire after he became Nightwing

I watch animated japanese shows about magical girls and I'm less of a faggot than you are. Get your fucking life together.

No, user, you definitely are not.
Standings.

Just got out of court lads. I gotta say, it's good to be white.

What were you tried for lad?

basé

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Exactly, standings. If you think about it having the best record is more of an accomplishment than winning some tournament where they don't enforce the rules properly to draw in casuals. It's how they do things in European soccer. The sophisticated hockey fan realizes that the lightning were the best team.

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>he's actually defending it
oh mais non non non non

sex

have it

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Just forgot about my tags and then also forgot my court date. Just gotta show proof tags and insurance and the fine gets waived.

Go back to r*ddit liberal nigger faggot

Chihuahuas are rats not dogs

I have that

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pretty tame lad would have been impressed if you HEEMED a non-white

>gary straight up admits the nhl doesnt test for cocaine

Wow

>flood the West with immigrants to use as a modern slave class, which drives down actual citizens' wages, all while empowering corporations further to the point that they start invading politics
>a good thing
based
retard

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Shut the fuck up Sam

Go lick some more boots

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Will you do it with me

Are you a girl?

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Based.
S

First for the Bruins

Reminder that other than determining the seeding for playoffs regular season is utterly meaningless as is winning it.

based

>play entire season to qualify for the only tournament of the year that matters
>get btfod in said tournament.
>lol jk actually the qualifier is much more important than winning the tournament

>a-at least w-we qualified!!!

Yes (male)

Winning the Presidents Trophy is a huge deal and it's a shame it's seen how it is as excellence over a long 82 game season is impressive. In the Caps' case, doing it in back to back seasons is incredibly impressive and telling of how great they were.

I will never say it's a bigger deal than the Stanley Cup, and I get why the jokes about the Presidents Trophy exist, but winning it should be seen as way much more than it is. Especially as a huge fan of hockey, getting to see my favorite team win in such a consistent and dominant way was incredibly fun to watch night in and night out.

I think the Presidents Trophy winning team is the best team in hockey. In order to win it they will have had consistent success over a six month, grueling schedule. That means their best players excelled, their depth stepped up and provided support, and goaltending didn't or rarely wavered. Their coach was able to properly manage personalities, injuries, and get out a consistent effort from his players while playing under a system that best put the team forward for success. The GM constructed a roster that fit within the salary cap parameters in a better way than 30 other contemporaries and possibly made in-seasons decisions that further improved the team.

Honestly, you're somewhat right. We also talk about how a best of 7 series is so great because it weeds out the flukey 1 good game. Okay, so how about the best of 82 then? Obviously its going to be a little skewed by divisions and what not but over the season, the team has to face every other team twice, battle against injuries and still come out as the best. How is that not indicative of the true best team?

/hoc/ should refer to the President's Trophy as the "Qualification Trophy" from now on.

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Fuck off degenerate mentally I'll scum. You're a male, your genetics are male, your bone structure is male and no amount of mutilation or injecting the wrong hormones into your body will ever change that. Wither realize it now and begin the road to recovery or realize it when your 40 and commit suicide because you've become this twisted abomination of this weird not man/not woman thing that not even a mother would love.

based bracket with the hot takes

Based

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>they won 62 games that season
>and not one more

>Tampon Gay

thinking about signing up for yoga. thoughts?

based "looking for a sly excuse to stare at women's asses for an hour" poster

Does /hoc/ dread the fact that a John Scott movie is being made?

shoo
shoo
not for you

suck it libtard

Unless your purpose is Just do yoga on your own at home for free instead of paying some asshat to pretend he has some unknown knowledge that isnt readily available on google

based "selling my liberty to corporations to own the libs" poster

idk why you're so upset with me Canada, but I don't think it's healthy.

a regular season trophy will never be seen as prestigious as the stanley cup because the players don't take the regular season as seriously as the playoffs. it is more impressive to win it nowadays because the league has so many teams but there's still a huge power gap between winning the president's trophy and the stanley cup.

imagine even acknowledging the qualification trophy lmao

i don't live in la, no one here claims to have any secret knowledge about stretching. if anything i'd just go to a qt instructor for a few weeks to get the techniques down.

the type of hockey played during the regular season compared to the post season is completely different. In the playoffs you see guys willing to put it all on the line to win. You don't see that in the regular season except on the rare occasion. Don't get me wrong, I still watch regular season hockey because I enjoy watching the sport but it's a totally different game when April comes around

Proper form can be difficult to achieve on your own without an instructor.

stay limber friend

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kek libtard are you triggered snowflake?
orangutan bad? I bet you suck at hockey too

Thinking about Greece.

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ha ha pusy

no libtards in my /hoc/

zero unless there are charges

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looks like my toilet bowl tomorrow morning

what is this position called?

Gary just confirmed Stars-Panthers SCF 2020

shepherds pie?

Uff da you forgot the Lefse

I see you’re on the fax list as well

That's just his decoy match-up.
Now he knows where the leak is.

eyes on vagene

>Leafs-Flames 2020

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Moussaka, but this recipe wasn't the best tbqh. Tasted ok though!

That's just the sticky note that Gary keeps on the front door of his office to distract all of the retards who want to bother him.
Amazed that anyone still falls for it.

norge did you even play hockey?

Not even the Bogs could get the Laffs past the first round

Dream last night confirmed my belief in death. When we go in this life, we simply come back how we left. And that's how the population is growing at an unstable rate. In the wild, you get stabbed? Mauled? Drown? Shot? You simple come back. I can pull a knife out of my neck and in seemingly a blink of an eye, I'm back wound free. No one knows I've been stabbed. But you die in an airport? You die in a school? A hospital? You're stuck for life. Being alive as you. But also being reborned. It's unstable. That's why all thos third world countries are accelerating so fast. They call their mudhuts and mask men doctors, and it's 100% the fault of the red cross, humans rights activists, and NGOs. We're not allowed to tell them "NO. YOU'RE DONE. If we don't reject modernity IMMEDIATELY the world will continue at this pace until there's nothing but people crowded onto whatever landmass they haven't weighed down. You're gonna be arm to arm with people and if you're not taking bites out of them you're gonna collapse and they'll frenzy around your body

>he doesn’t know Marner hasn’t signed yet because he’s in the bogging process
He will be back with a masculine chin and jaw

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Shibas can be pretty mean animals.

BLUNDER, LIGHTNING AND THE BLUNDER

Few years ago I chucked a banana at Wayne Simmons shit was so cash

Only casually. Played floorball (and know how to skate).

>blun-- blun-- blun--

Stop with the filenames randy it’s not funny or cute

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I don't think people know what "randy" means anymore.

Randy is a painfully unanonymous terrible poster

fuck bros look at those tiddies

>I'm not doing it, Bog

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randy bo bandy fee fi fo fandy

Gotta disagree with you but am also autistic so forms and such are easy to mimic from visual representation.
>qt instructor
So yes you're actual reason is
the yoga is only a bonus

blue bombies fangay ww@

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randy is a state of mind

Have a handy dandy plan that I'd like to set into motion but I was supposed to meet up with someone ten minutes ago for coffee and I'm still half naked in my basement. Expect a good post from me Sunday 8 pm central

thinking about making burgers in honour of friday

>Expect a good post from me
I don't think so.

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ha ha boobies

imagine the sex

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Does /hoc/ have kitties? Please post your cute cats with timestamp. Thank you.

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post pussies

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Norge just made a post in /cric/. Revoke his /hoc/zenship NOW!

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I have two (2) but I’m not home

Gas all frogposters

Seattle team could be announced by the all star break

Different Norge. I couldn't name a cricket player to save my life.

It's the Dickgirls, we've known this for some time.

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no

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god I wish that was me

94948916
Especially this one

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Thinking about how the IIHF are faggots and Kuzy is based and redpilled
And FUCK THE SUN

ok now this is based

redpill me on salmon

My daughter is sitting on my lap and im trying to hide my boner

this smells like a binland post t b h

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Is the amount of Donald boner images the reason he’s so popular in finlan

based?

What kind of limpdick faggot hasn't had salmon?

Not much to say. Got some oils that are good for you, and it tastes better than any other fish!

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fish are reddit

I hate women

Sea bass can be better, depending on the fish.

At least you recognize it's wrong

t contains more fat making it more tasty.

qtpah2t Alexandra Vafina. Russian hockey player who plays in Russia but also attended univ of Calgary.

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Does /hoc/ hate the fact that John Scott is getting a movie made?

I just dont want to lose my job as elementary school teacher

Finally got a date for tomorrow. She's pretty good looking too.

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Never caught one, sadly!

that's what i'm scared of about parenthood.

nope but im mad that i checked my clothes in the dryer and it said 15 mins then i went back in 15 and now it says 13
the jews did this

Nice. Tattoos are a turn-off for me though.

nice. Chads prefer debt free virgin women without tattoos

literally everyone does

not liberals

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Lads jesus is coming soon.
We are all being programmed
The mark of the beast is being developed as we speak
It will be accepted by the world for the sake of convenience
It will be used to control everything about you from sleep habits, dreams, and thoughts.
If you arent "tolerant" of all degeneracy you will be restricted from using your money to do anything such as pay your mortgage or travel.

how can you even compete?

>tfw no 8x6
brehs...

Everyone say congratulations to PK!

did he learn how to read at the junior high level

No, got engaged!

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to that skier chick?

yes hes blacking her

blacked

she already got blacked by based tiger

>falling for a serial dater roastie
griiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmm

just saw a greasy wop and called him fredo shit was so cash

based

>out of peanut butter
Lunch situation not looking good.

just nip over to the grocery store, lad

just ask a black guy to invent you some lad

just woke up lads (consciously-speaking)

Actually, that was Ambrose Straub.

based

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Too hot. I just had a banana and honey bunches of oats doused in milk.

listening to norwegian melodic black metal

just awoke mentally

I love how this post got no replies proving people are a lot of ignorant sheep heading straight for the slaughter

Best fish is halibut second best is tuna. Salmons literally only good smoked

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youtu.be/ECfvE07DYQA

heading down to the (blackmarket) dude store

its just a white guy with dreadlocks named Wes

no its some russian dude with a lot of tats

based ivan lacing your dude with krokodil

sookie blat

I need one Danish (You), one Norwegian (You), and two Finnish (You)s to complete my collection. Can you help me, /hoc/?

listening to doom metal myself, lad

I only accept (You)'s from Canada, USA, Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Latvia

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listening to a podcast lads

looking to trade some rare Shannons if anybody has any

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none are rare because that fat manlet cuck is spammed all day

sam, how was the game last night?

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he didnt see any of it because he was on his knees by the dumpster the whole night

I have it already.

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He was looking for his wallet, we were in contact all evening.

t. Sam's Agent

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>we were in contact all evening
yeah, physical contact
his mouth on your benis

just went for a cheeky afternoon "cig" break haha if you know what i mean my real-ass weed smokers

This is a good one, thanks lad.

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Reading a book

Gonna have a smoke, drop some Tavares, shower and go to work

Gary and Kuznetsov are actually going to do some lines together

Gary is too pure for drugs

having a thought about that lad earlier in the summer who couldn't understand canadian pizza delivery payment options

does the pizza come in bags?

It was understood once he explained the option was “pay with card at the door” as opposed to “pay with card while ordering”

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Cocaine treats Garys parkinsons

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based
cringe

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>Gary, they know.
>Proceed with the backup plan.

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Had a nightmare last night, lads...so bad that I had to get up and get a glass of water. It was about setting the league record for best regular season and then getting swept in the 1st round

Do you think you'll be okay lad?

So it was just a dream about getting swept in the first round?
Because as we all know, the qualification trophy doesn't actually matter.

about to eat something

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Who wants to do a line of blow?

why are the original 6 teams all so boring and unlikable

blow me

holy based

At least Montreal has qts.

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Only if you let me sniff a line off your boner

locodoco is that you

I’d like to engage in consensual missionary style sexual Congress with her for the sole purpose of regeneration if you know what I mean

Habs and wings are elite.

I'd say with all 6 of them the fans are more interesting than the franchises

id break my boner off inside of her

B O R I N G

what the fuck, why???

Sharks are not boring desu

im an angry incel

Gib Bulju

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Youre right, I stand corrected

You missing the bread bakery fren? What have you been up to

Canes are the only respectable EC Sunbelt team

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Who's ready for a wild hottake from /our guy/ Shannon?

youtube.com/watch?v=UgNG3y0V9CE

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Thanks for saying that, friend.

Nah, I don't. A month or so I've got a call from boss telling that they don't have enough people and asking if I want to come back.

Other than that, things are good, moved to another flat, been on vacation in Minsk with frens, waiting for hokkei to start.

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Good :)

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good joke

Drugs are bad. Alcohol is bad. Sobriety is good.

Not from montreal

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kek

i'm saving all my shannons for next season

Almost heaven...
South Alberta...
Rocky Mountains,
Through the Crowsnest Pass.

Life is cold there,
Colder than the rink.
Colder than... siiiiipppp... ahhhhhhh...
Colder than my drink.

Country roooooaaaaaads...
Take me hooooommmmeeeee...
To the place...
Where I BEEELOOOOOOONNNGGGGG!

SOUTH ALBERTA,
SADDLEDOOOOOOMMEEEE!
TAKE ME HOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOO-OOOOMMMEEEE!

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Who's at fault /hoc/?

>hockey

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youtube.com/watch?v=y38ZgYOwU5w

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cats are onions

absolutely based

Are you me
Equal parts based and cringe

Bikers are always at fault unless they somehow get hit by a car when they aren't on a road. Even then they might still be at fault.
Explain further

>someone saved it
wew

bull-fuckin-shit

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gimmie the beat boys and free my soul, i wanna get lost in some rock n roll and drift away

50 in 07? More like 130 in a 60

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this is a good one, can i share it on my facebook page?

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business idea: /hoc/ rap battles

non-hockey but still Yea Forums related
the DC Nats black uniforms look fucking tight, it's too bad it's the DC team frankly
>the city of chicago

>spicswing

late summer borebore is... not my favorite
>those black and silver unis are pro set, dough

>Boston
>Detroit
>San Jose
>unlikeable

degenerate

The trips you responded to beat your dubs. Noone likes Bawston. Noone liked the big red machine.

I want to see Matthews play for the Coyotes desu

Hokkei

/hoc/ is for me and /hoc/ is for (you)...
but is /hoc/ for everyone??

heading to the store. you lads want anything

>is /hoc/ for everyone??
no

just had a thought about getting pucks deep

/hoc/ is for white heterosexuals who can skate and live north of a certain line.

>and live north of a certain line
The Rio Grande.

That's a river, and not the correct line.

>boston
Literally everyone hates them
>detroit
Nigger city, surely no one here hates them???
>san jose
Ching Chong city in commiefornia

Some dip and a bottle of Jones

The US-Mexico border, more specifically.

I need pucks deep, user.. see if they got a deal on those down at the market

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hush up sunbelt

shannon says drugs are bad

>the rio grande is NOT part of the US-Mexico border
that's interesting and wrong

Puerto Rico BTFO

Hockey IS for sunbelters with modern air-conditioned and humidity-controlled facilities.

sunbelt? more like sniffmyballsbelt

/hog/

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>for as long as modern society is able to survive
eco terrorism is the only way the NHL and mankind can survive
Let's all thank the President of Brazil for his effort to destroy the environment and bring about new glorious Ice Age

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I ddint go to to the game yesterday retartds

shut the fuck up about the game already

do you know who's not a degenerate?

watching sad dog videos again

did that lad ever find his house hippo??

i believe bracket's wife is safe and sound

youtube.com/watch?v=N-CxdovEdGU

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hello

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onions rings and beavers are reddit

hella based

personally i love watching that one guy with his minks kill rats
youtube.com/watch?v=prZ5-xcDP_0

For me, it's ermines.

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I feel like you guys aren't talking about the Toronto Maple Leafs enough

i took a stinky toronto earlier today

What crazy antics will they get up to this season?

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for me its the fisher

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Yesterday you've told me that coyotos eat catos so I kind off started if I should support this kind of brutality going on in Arizona. Aside from VGK and Avalanche, who can be my third team? I hate Oilers, and I like forests, so maybe Minnessotta?

>who can be my third team?
You're not supposed to have more than one for god's sake.

twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1159634299966184472
>Mitch Marner has signed a 1 year deal with the ZSC Lions

stay away from minnesota, lad. they have different kinds of predators

>Sorry, that page doesn’t exist!
>You can search Twitter using the search box below or return to the homepage.

pick a canadian team as a 3rd

finland just pranked your gay ass

Of course I am. I'm not living in USA of America or Canada so im not entitled by the land I love in

>the land I love in
are you one of them hippies?

Live in* ofc my snowy friend

evens: sex
odds: no sex

1000% this

***BLOCKBUSTER TRADE***

twitter.com/FlaPanthersPR/status/1165005863008030721
#FlaPanthers have acquired Defenseman Gustav Bouramman from the Minnesota Wild.

***BLOCKBUSTER TRADE***

based

Looks like you are the one fucked now. FUCKED BY THE NUMBERS

neat

To winnipeg: bellows, wylde, 1st round and a conditional second first round pick
To New york: patrick laine

>USA of America

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who?

@TSNDarrenDreger 6m

laine traded to carparts

What kind of? I believe it's pretty much close to where I live in terms of nature

rolling for sex

no he's right. only huge fags like multiple teams.

Find a team with some connection to Poland.
There are players with Polish ancestry (like Joe Pavelski) whose teams you could pick, and there are also teams in areas of the US (mostly Chicago, parts of Pennsylvania, and parts of New York City) that have significant Polish populations.

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there's nothing more cringy than company ""personalities""
twitter.com/NHL/status/1164901385168707585
look at the comments

fake news

I love that show. Watching it at my work for whole day long. Are they ypur nationals heroes Canada?
Oh, thanks for reminding me that NHL fucked over the most promising polish player in decades. Łyszczarczyk come to Vegas

>tfw twitter PR team isnt a buncha faggots needing to butt itself into everything

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Yikers

No, you handle that for them.

>Are they ypur nationals heroes Canada?
no, our national hero is Burton Cummings

This Pole needs to take some English lessons before he can continue posting here.
t. Boss of /hoc/

Wow it's fuckin' nothin'

I agree. I'll see that it happens.
t. /hoc/'s GM

one nameless joe isnt like a fucking PR person saying "the buncha jerks are great XD" on twitter

>Cringey
I want your find a thesaurus
Do you know what that is?
LEARN SOME OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
You sound like twelve year old neutral sex clone, artificial and robotic
It really sounds very unattractive, I can't stress this enough
ALSO, you collective assholes need a replacement for YIKES
fucking echo chamber faggots

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English philology student here kek. I have to blew my cover now because of your threats, thanks a lot guys.

cringe, holy yikes

Sad!

have you been enjoying lots of polish sausage there?

KEK

>I don’t necessarily have anything to do with what is going on around me. I never used drugs and have no intention to get into it. If there are any questions, I am ready to undergo testing
>When I saw what was going on there – unfamiliar women, unknown substances on the table – I called my friend and left as soon as I could

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birdman likes to party

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It's no wonder Vegas went to the finals in their 1st year. Think of all the mountains of quality columbian bam bam they get in that city

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Kuznetsov won't get a suspension and reddit will have a meltdown and rusty peons will come out of nowhere screaming about schmaltz. cap this post

>1.3 bil confiscated on a ship is philly
>berlin, another 1.1 bil taken off the streets
I don't use coke, but that has to be a significant amount of supply for the east coast and europe
how much of a hit is that for the global production? how long will that take to "refill"
as it were?

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>reddit will have a meltdown

Reddit is sucking hard on Kuznetsovs dick.

getting baked, lads

>One thing giving Holland pause about trading Puljujarvi: he had another kid who thought he deserved better shake in Detroit named Athanasiou and Holland took personal interest in him and got him straightened around

How did we become so threatening at the WJC? When will it translate to the World Championships?

Why do Canadians do so much coke?

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Is Holland retarded? Bulju said he doesn't want to play in Edmonton.

Randy's feeling irrelevant again i see

Who caniac here?

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He took the GM job in Edmonton, so yes, he is retarded.

I'd rather live in Lapland than Dedmonton desu.

he isnt since he is committed to fixing the oilers

thats a nice bong

How do you pay debit for pizza?

No youre a "canes" (Aho) fan

rent free

>randy

you plug your number into the website and pizza happens

2019 WJC Preview:
Gold: Sweden
Silver: U.S
Bronze: Russia

Here lad.
25 days until preseason.

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You hand him a sheet of paper with an IOU and the amount written on it.

Someone steal point already, this offseason is boring

In a parallell universe where Crapolina didn't matched the offer sheet this post would've read: ''Who Habs here?''

Don't act like you aren't the exact same way with swedes, sven.

>*slaps your prospect's ass and throws scalding-hot poutine in your GM's face*

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I can't speak for other swedes, but I'm not.

How many goals for Ovi next season lads?

22

Checked and based

digits decides what type of degeneracy i fap to

intraracial vanilla POV missionary

Exhibitionism.

...

homosex

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futanari(on male)

lewd comics on 8muses

....no

VR POV without the headset

straight sex. Male on female.

Female tickling a tied up female

uh ok...

Last 2 digits

because it's fun lol

Ignore it, that sucks

Rules are rules, faggot.

Ladies and gentlemen your 2020 Conn Smythe winner

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go with

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Grim tidings

Consentacle

Stop it

how wholesome

I have the next thread ready to go, everybody relax

already confirmed as the 2020 masterton winner

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Yes, I will be PERSONALLY meeting with Mr Kuznetsov about his situation.

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You said that last time but was too slow.

I'm slicker than an oil spill
She say she won't, but I bet she will, timber

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I'll make it

Kuznetsov got fucked by the long dick of the IIHF and Wada

I learned my lesson. this time it will be right on time

Look up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane

Nah, it's just me, ain't a damn thing changed

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he had to have known people were laughing at his name, right?

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Ya'll having a good time out there

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I wish mr 305 went to every panthers game like drake goes to every raptors game

It's a fake name to distract from all the bribes and kickbacks he was taking

shame that unboxing user from the other day will never wear his new barkov jersey to a game

I bet his first name is Richard and he intentionally goes by Dick. absolute power move

I don't share your pessimism.

I missed that post, what happened?

Is Byfuglien still the best black defenseman?

the panthers have Kevin Spacey, Ariana Grande and Big Lenny though

some user slowly open his new package while uploading a few pics and it turned out to be a barkov jersey

Some autist bought a Barkov jersey and took pictures of it. You didn't miss shit.

seth jones is the best nigger in the league right now

501

new

...

>Ray forces his ayy lmaos into an OP
Hard shan't.

Unfortunately it was made on time and earlier than the 2nd thread posted. You'll be breaking the rules if you don't post in it. Also Kuznetsov got busted for doing coke and fucking russian hookers. It's entirely relevant.

both threads are so based I don't know which one to choose

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ayy lmao

PROPHECY

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