Population: 56k

come to papa

Sell the country to Trump and make Greenland great again.

>city to city
>there are multiple cities in Greenland
What

keep your filthy flabby hands off

this is a vpnfriend right?

>bad at football
greenland has won a match 16-0 against the uk.

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i didn't realize that few people live there

>Sark
>population: 492

Why are they so bad at football?

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>Iceland

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>greenland's most goals conceded in one game: 6
>england's most goals conceded in one game: 7
hm

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>biggest defeat equals most goals conceded

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Hungary were a great team

what?

how can sark ever recover

they could have lost a game 9:4 for instance, it wouldn't have been their greatest defeat but they would have conceded 9

rare vpns

>American Samoa's most goals conceded in one game: 31

This, wtf
Thought Nuuk was the only settlement in the entire chunk of ice, and was only recently reminded of it because I watched The Young Pope and that qt greenland girl

The state that saved U.S. football

Fuck you Jesper Gronkjaer is based

Literally never seen this flag lads

>Doesn't recognise the flag of the 51st state
Embarrassing desu

they are "good" in handball

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Pan_American_Men's_Handball_Championship

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Would be unironically based and redpilled if Trump bought Greenland. Better than Guam and Puerto Rico.

>Sark's best ever international result is a 15-0 loss to Froya
JUST

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Unironically impressive for a tiny arctic settlement

>vpnfriend
Internet there is too expensive for anyone to host a VPN there. Greenland user lurks /turnleft/ and /nfl/ and /box/

Because FIFA are dicks and rejected their membership application.

Looks good to me

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Based newfag

Looks cool desu

>Trump buys Greenland
>loses 2020 election
>declares himself King of Greenland
>pumps millions into developing sports
>joins CONCACAF
>beats USA to prevent them qualifying for WC2022

Faroese are actually fairly common there's a few posters on /int/

Probably the same guy just shitposting all the time.

Dubs checked.

For a few days a year, it probably is.

>Broooo we need a flag for our "country" man
>Dude just take (steal) the flags from all the nations you've invaded and like, mix them all together
>Broooo now move some of the lines off center so they get confused
>It's perfect bruh

>Broooo we need a flag for our "country" man
>Dude just copy Ivory Coast as we're all basically niggers anyway
>It's perfect bruh

>being Irish
Kek you disgust me Paddy. I bet you’re the Canelo slurper on /box/

Except we adopted our flag about 30 years before ivory coast so go suck a fat one you retard
Bet you've got some irish in you yourself, and if not certainly some g*rman then, which is even worse

My family is either from the French/German border or Sweden, I have not seen or found lineages from anywhere else.
Eat grass, leprechaun.

Regardless, a mutts a mutt

I’d rather be a mutt than a green nigger.

Sounds like cope

This is like saying it’s a cope to prefer being white to black.

Woah forgotten islands banter

prove you’re a Greenlander

>mutt
>white
juan and juan only

travesty that they didn’t win the World Cup in 54

My skin is almost translucent you nigger, I have never tanned in my life. I am 1,000% more white than you are.

(international record)

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He's one of the guys down in Nuuk. Doesn't sound like the schizo cuck guy, so must be the Disco Bay guy.

how many of you post here? you should have a Greenland Yea Forums meetup, kek

I only know of those two because we were talking in a thread on /pol/ a couple days ago.
Travel is too difficult and expensive.

So much cope lad, you've already admitted to being a mutt, it has nothing to do with your skin colour

how many cities are there? and why is travel so expensive, do you have to use snowmobiles or something?

it's far closer to Poland or Singapore's than Japan's

>I have never tanned in my life.

Leave your house.

Small plane or helicopter.
Look up Japan's flag prior to being cucked you dumb nigger.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rising_Sun_Flag

>he thinks this is something to brag about

it's literally only one semi-circle away from poland's flag, there's like 3 million lines difference between greenland's flag and Japan's rising sun one

also what's life like in greenland? were you born there and do you ever want to leave?

also meant Indonesia's flag, not Singapore's but I'm stupid

They're both sun based. Poland and Indonesia are basic bitch bullshit flags. Greenland flag is both the midnight sun and eternal darkness. Japan is the Rising Sun. Very similar idea, but designed to show what they represent (the rays of light exploding from the Japanese sun is due to it coming from the darkness). I wish the Greenland flag was black and white, but red is ok I guess.

It's cold, I wasn't born here, and I will leave probably next year. Just wanted to see what it was like.

Based ConIFA football

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The red makes sense during the transition from summer and winter because when the sun is at a low elevation on the horizon the sky is very red/orange, and the ice reflects it.

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I can't wait til Greenland joins UEFA and plays against a Kazakhstani team

are helicopters common there? or are there just companies that fly people around?

>Karen
also
>the state of Ukraine

why that specific matchup?

It is just a way to get around when the bays are still frozen and the roads are not in driving condition. If the weather is bad you can not fly.

true, what kinds of cars are common there?

I read that they can't because they can't grow enough grass or the right kind or something.

Hilux

Just found out through this thread that Greenland actually has Internet, and now I learn you guys have cars, too? Who would have guessed?

Do you have pusy there

>Who would have guessed?
The Jews, but don't use wood doors.
Yes.

Oh, guessed. Sorry, drinking.

If they didn't, how would they reproduce?

Check the distance on map

>Deutschland

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>sark
>the uk
Not quite the same thing is it chap

Can't you guys make indoor stadiums like Iceland?
Kek

got him

they slowly getting there now , they are placing fake grass pitch and FIFA is ok with it

Are you the one that posts on /int/

Greenland • Welcome to the USA 2019 • Resources, Money, and Strategic Geopolitical Locations

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>England was 7-1'd before it was cool

Fuck green(ice)land, when is froya joining fifa