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Austin Sanders
First for Schaub
Joshua Sullivan
Conor's best plan from here on out is to buy a bunch of low-income housing in Dublin and become a cruel landlord.
Mason Richardson
I don't know why but I just remembered that Lewis exists and it made me smile.
Oliver Foster
>I-I'll fight anybody, even if I've spent years ducking fights in the past
Is there someone that actuallly believes Gooby?
Gavin Reyes
How will Khabibsexuals cope when Dustin exposes the paper champ?
Colton Sanders
First for getting knocked out
Carson Clark
Cooper Perry
There is a man.
Jaxson Barnes
Christopher Taylor
That looks like the guy who got beat up by Kaitlyn Chookagian
Owen Turner
Gabriel Wood
Ryder Perry
Logan Cooper
>Favorite fighter gets heemed
>Go into hiding for a month
>People start to move on
>Say it was a fluke and your fighter was winning until he lost
>Claim your favorite fighter is still a title contender
>Rinse
>Repeat
Jaxon Wright
assalamaleida
Gavin Anderson
Luke Howard
Grayson Scott
Ryan Fisher
Name a fighter who put on more entertaining fights than Conor.
Justin Rodriguez
Connor Hernandez
Adam Bailey
Gaethje has never had a boring fight
Ethan Bennett
Cameron Adams
Josiah Mitchell
the only answer I would accept
Liam Sullivan
*ahem*
Colton Edwards
whats next for puke cuckhold
Zachary Cooper
Retirement, he's delusional but I'm sure he realizes that his chin is completely deleted
Brandon Phillips
>yfw you see an old man just minding his own business and drinking a Jameson in a pub
Leo Rodriguez
Gaethje vs Conor would have to be the most exciting fight in ufc history based on their track records of being exciting
Carter Morales
He's going to become a full time pretty boy model
James Morris
>Yfw you hit him as hard as you could but he barely notices
Austin Morris
They should make a "when you haven't punched an old man in the face in more than 5 minutes" meme for conor! :^)
Blake Campbell
Yo Luke...wake up bud.
Tyler Perez
that's actually a pretty good answer
100% agree
Jackson Davis
> Wes posting
Thomas Reyes
Good point. Even when Garbrandt gets heemed it's exciting. I wonder if Dominick Cruz dies inside a little more every time he sees him get heemed.
Evan Rodriguez
>he realizes that his chin is completely deleted
I think you'd be surprised, monseunhor
Grayson Green
Isaac Ross
Elijah Miller
At what point did everything started going downhill for Conor?
Robert Davis
mayweather post pavillion
Alexander Lee
see
Christian Johnson
Is he trying to make schlob jealous?
Austin Brown
>more entertaining fights than Conor.
Easton Clark
It took me 12 years of watching the UFC to realize right now watching this webm and admiring all the people tony ferguson has left bloodied is that the reason elbows do so much damage is because they are pointy and they aren't padded like the hands with gloves.
I'm so retarded.
Austin Martin
Angel Young
It's not your fault. Intelligence is 80% heritable by adulthood.
Nathaniel Hughes
How many burpees do you think the average MMA fighter does at 5AM?
Jordan Carter
Now you are no longer retarded, but enlightened
Benjamin Rogers
Yeah I'm 35 now... I was just watching that webm on a loop mesmerized and it finally hit me!
James Hughes
Yep this image has intrigued me for a while and finally it all comes into fruition!
Also... The Aztecs Gods need to be pleased... blood must be spilled and El Cucuy eats! :^)
Cooper Ortiz
Not enough
Ryan Bell
My main man Brendon Dorman AKA t-rex exposing ufc numale again, real talk, real niggas. #stopEyepokes
Isaac Brown
Based Conor WON a round, the war and the story against Khabitch ON A BROKEN FOOT. He singlehandedly build UFC. Bow to the King.
Benjamin King
>youtube.com
and FUCK HERB DEAN
Christopher Martin
What's up with Conor's face here?
Carter Miller
That's the face of a contrite man.
Gavin Gutierrez
Brocken Foot in the last fight the evidence is clear, difference between Conor and Khabitch is Conor will scrap anytime anywhere, Khabitch will just wrestle fuck you for a round, YAWN, Khabitch don't want that rematch, Conor is the type of dude you fight the one day and then you fight him the next day and everyday you see him for the next year. He is the GOAT.
Blake Robinson
p=F/A
Kevin Thompson
Cringe. If any of us pulled the shit he pulled we would be in jail. Can't wait when this coked up cuntrag ends up hanging himself in his cell like War Machine.
Ayden Kelly
Stipe is the goat HW
Liam Lee
The King is back.
Nick and Khabib on notice. This is the redemption arc.
Angel Bell
I spent a comfy afternoon recently watching every Ferg UFC fight in a row. It was delightful and horrific.
Gabriel Gomez
Who's more white, Tony or Khabib?
Chase Sanders
What do you guys think, can he make a comeback?
Juan Bennett
>NUGANNOU, THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Hudson Sullivan
based t b h
Justin Sullivan
50 HOURS IN MS PAINT! :^)
Hunter Diaz
*sweeps bellator heavyweight division*
Dylan Taylor
how bad will the kebabs chimp out if dustin heems khabib?
Nolan Taylor
But that's Tony's job
Tyler Edwards
Now that the dust has settled, Conor barely touched that guy, he just tipped him with his fingers. The real story here is that he is just a wild Irishman and he has over $100,000,000 in the bank, that is "fuck you" money.
Redemption Ark Starts Now.
Anthony Williams
Makes you realize that goobs has a neck as thin as a straw.
Isaiah Martinez
if he tensed up like that kid is doing, it'd look a lot bigger.
Ryder Martinez
WTF is with his bottom row of teeth?
Zoom in. What the fuck is that?
Hudson Taylor
roid teeth
Levi Campbell
It looks like they sawed his teeth off?
Josiah Myers
*blocks your path*
William Nguyen
Khabib will cry like a bitch when he's exposed as Askren #2.
Luis Sullivan
>poorier heems khebab
>tony heems poorier
>gooby heems tony
James Clark
I think he had them filed down because he's a madman
Ryan Nelson
THORTEEN SECONDS on MS PAINT! :^)
Camden Mitchell
>kebab fucks dustbin into submission
>tony heems kebab
>tony heems gooby and defends his title
Charles Thompson
This is actually plausible and I'm scared.
Henry Jones
There are a lot of articles about Brock Lesnars teeth. No definitive answers but it seems he chews tobacco and grinds his teeth either in his sleep or when he exercises
To me they look painful
Ethan Stewart
is this K1 or Pride?
Justin Reed
The war goes on... Into the jungle.
Ian Edwards
It's from a mixture of grinding teeth and dipping.
Cameron Morris
All I wanted was a god damn slurpee
Luke Collins
lol nvm didn't see your post
Alexander Johnson
bellator has alot of good HW prospects, but most are can crushing instead of facing stiff competition
but i can see an age in 5 years where fortune vs hask is better then whom is fighting for the ufc strap
Nathan Reyes
Fully committed camp and healthy foot Conor can't lose.
Joshua Clark
m8....
Connor Ward
fully commotted conor is super sharp.
but he is also tactically lacking. If he wasn't so good at counter-punching he'd get destroyed.
he's like ngannou with a bit more ringcraft, or reem with a chin
Benjamin Young
>or reem with a chin
So... The Reem? He's 2-0 in his latest fights, sweaty.
Levi Turner
Economical Overeem heems Stipe
Juan Evans
Rogan said they were fillings put in because of his teeth grinding.
Elijah Reyes
overeem if he doesn't wilt under pressure and is patient can beat stipe. just like ngannou with a more diverse game can beat stipe,
ngannou might be the only man to knock out stipe without poking his eyes first
Nicholas Martin
I like Reem too but his chin is deleted. Look how easy Stipe heemed him.
Evan Reyes
Romero wants to fight again by the end of the year
Christopher Turner
he can fight izzy after he loses
Mason Price
god I want to see Israel get heemed by Romero. Israel is a chinlet, if Romero can land a shot on him he will get absolute wrecked
Carter Perry
Issue with Romero is getting guys good enough to consider letting yoel murder them
meerchault would just die
Daniel Williams
Ferguson fights like a retard, no technique, no power, moving forward with no defense, he's lucky he has a chin but his stand up is horrible.
McGregor kills him under 2 minutes.
Lincoln Lewis
>Israel loses to Robbie
>Romero rapes Israel
>Costa heems Robbie into oblivion
Based timeline
Liam Anderson
TOO MANY HOURS ON THIS... I HAVE TO STOP!
Jaxon Turner
5 round rematch.....
Do it in Colorado, the 1st home of UFC
Jonathan Brown
Every can heem me
Connor Williams
just took a huge DC lads
Brody Clark
Expecting a nigger not cheating is like expecting a dog not barking. Next will be Steroids ''Black Genes'' Ngannou
Nathan Rodriguez
That really is a beautiful pummelling
Adam Anderson
>Ferguson fights like a retard
That's why he's so entertaining. He has a very unorthodox way of fighting.
Josiah Wood
they're both slow, plodding shitters of fighters. can't wait to see stipe get knocked out again. neither were ever good.
Kayden Harris
HW is a huge mess, extremely weak division. It's sad that Jon is too much of a pussy to join even when HW is at such a horrible state.
James Walker
Stipe Miocic is about as Croatian as Rose Namajunas is Lithuanian who's about as Lithuanian as Kamaru Usman is Nigerian as Cain Velasquez is Mexican.
Asher Peterson
Yeah but he's got that immigrant mentality
Bentley Parker
i think rose can speak lith, so she and cain are equal
Kamaru speaks all 3 languages of nigeria and was born there
stipe doesn't speak croatian.
most people not in the original colonies/ east coast have grandparents who were 1st gen, so culture is a bit diluted
Ian Smith
They are all genetically from those nations so they all can say they represent that nation if they want, and Cain probably is a dual citizen now.
Alexander Watson
I don't know who this "Cain" is.
Adam Ramirez
Canor's looking kinda small in this picture. Has me worried
Ayden Cook
Anthony Pettis has the least amount of heart seen in MMA
Anthony Smith has the most amount of heart.seen in MMA
Jayden Peterson
Is his face there subtly photoshopped? Because it's a perfect imitation of the seething zoomer meme.
Levi Long
Bentley Miller
Raphael Dos Anjos is not even Brazilian either! Naming his kids American names!
VIVA.... LA BRASILIA!!!
Andrew Stewart
>He's got Stockton slaps, but he ain't MAGA bombs
Jason Reyes
maycee barber is never gonna make it
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>i think rose can speak lith
no she can't
she looks exactly how she would if she was born in lithuania though, both her parents were born in lithuania
Joshua Thompson
It's funny because I didn't see any bombs in his last fight
Noah Evans
>Eating the hand that previously heemed you
Kino
is there a more anime way to win a rematch?
Isaac Martin
except for the hair
Aiden Peterson
Elias unironically
Camden Collins
is demian maia the only brazilian never to roid
Zachary Flores
fuck, why did he have to have that fluke loss vs Alves? Imagine his stock if he had the mystery of being undefeated on top of being handsome and a heel
Jordan Gonzalez
I was impressed with the acrobatics he was able to do in that WWE thingy.
Gavin Walker
>handsome
Owen Hughes
what this user said it's always fun seeing him do dumb shit like shadowboxing across the cage
Hudson Johnson
Her nickname should be "karate 6/10".
Caleb Ward
There's no one else to represent this shithole so we'll take Rose anyway.
William Brooks
>handsome
James Hill
lol ok kiddo
Gabriel Baker
>handsome
Based and aestheticpilled.
Dominic Cooper
>Every fighter is jealous of me because I get the big money
>45k+45k pay in the Robbie fight
>39k+39k for the Maia fight
Jack Martin
It's surprising given how utterly fucked I thought he was. Hope it goes well for him, he's flushed as a fighter.
Easton Torres
How can you see with all that acid in your eyes?! :^)
Samuel Moore
That's bullshit and you should know better. Look at his mother and sister. He clearly has good genes.
Henry Hall
bellator mma tomorrow
Brandon Wilson
100k without being a champ or former champ is much better than average
Henry Garcia
he's a plain jane
Adam Barnes
nigga Bumson got 190k in his last fight
Jose Baker
Average looking bloke.
Nicholas Garcia
Brunson is doing way better than average then.
Dylan Cruz
that neck tat is dope
Jaxson Lopez
cody would heem him
Andrew Powell
>blocks your path
Lincoln Price
Best timeline.
Adam Thomas
DEREK IS A FUCKING NEET ZILCH HAHAHAHHAHA
Carson Harris
youtu.be
SPAM NON SOTP PSADJLASPD
DAN SHEA HAHHAHAHHAHA
DOMINOS
FUCK DAN SHEA
FUCK MELISSA
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK THE A CLASS
youtu.be
youtu.be
Brody Robinson
Ngannou was shook after he hit his bombs and Stipe didn't get deleted.
Bentley Green
DEREK
AIRPLANE
LUKAS
LILLIAN (she'll get some zilch to take care of her when she's older)
math major 300K starting
What are your thoughts on people who think they're bright, but are retarded?
(keep in mind i know i'm retarded)
JACKSON NEW JERSEY
THOUGHTS ON DRESDEN?
Alexander Torres
Brody Parker
When you think about it, UFC 231 was probably the most significant event in the history of /heem/. The impact was almost cataclysmic. The controlled demolition of Brian Ortega led to Lukas rapidly descending into insanity. He's spiraled out of control of his actions. He was once a cherished and venerated member of this community. He was once an innocent and wholesome Ortega superfan that contributed interesting and humorous posts to each and every thread, and he's eventually degenerated into what you see before you today. He's literally lost his mind. He has two different personalities living inside his head (who he calls an "impostor"). As a result of this deterioration, many other recognized /heem/ personalities have followed in his tracks. Greece, Spain, and Macedonia/Thailand/Denmark are the most notable. It's quite sad what one single fight has done to this once great general. Can it ever return to it's former glory?
Connor Kelly
>retard amerimutt family
>that neck tat is dope
retard amerimutt
Carter Lee
IS DEREK DARE I SAY IT
A NEET??????
Kevin Sullivan
Big Z heems the Atlas stones
Julian Sanchez
Is Ryan Hall the only MMA fighter who is also an Electrical Engineer?
Jose Jenkins
Is Stipe Miocic the only MMA fighter who is also a fire fighter?
Jaxson Fisher
Austin Ross
Mizugaki is one too. Cawrin is a mechanical engineer.
Jaxon Bell
*Carwin
Landon Kelly
Is derek the only heem poster who is a neet?
Asher Jones
thoughts on 1 hour flights?
thoughts on layovers?
thoughts on sleeping in airport hangers?
Ryder Collins
thoughts on social security disability?
Luke Cox
what did he mean by this?
no, really, what the fuck did he mean by it?
Levi Torres
thoughts on taking DHEA?
thoughts on switching from benadryl to melatonin?
thoughts on spelling favourite with a u to larp as a non american
Xavier Russell
favourite lat exercise?
Julian White
Pullups.
Josiah Price
Thoughts on Tony Ferguson being undefeated?
Wyatt Ramirez
correct answer
Colton Gray
who is this clown and why is he being spammed lately
Hunter Cooper
HEEM yourself my man
Mason Ramirez
Who's he fighting next?
Grayson Davis
I think I could watch that a thousand times. I liked Cormier until the eyepokes.
Logan Ross
McGoober made $100m off his fraudulent Mayweather fight. Why would he ever go back to the UFC and get paid peanuts to have his brain scrambled more than it already is? Only way Dana could get him back is offering him a stake in the UFC itself
Cameron Baker
Because he will somehow manage to spunk that money away by the time he should be retired
Jaxson Powell
just train your eyes and chin like Stipe b
Michael Lopez
Why didn't he just use his wrestling here?
Zachary Jackson
I'm the only poster here who truly enjoys women's mma and wants to empower women
And that makes me SICK
Connor Richardson
Chiesa calling McGregor a pussy when he threw the dolly was based.
Brayden Gomez
what happened to her?
Gabriel Bailey
I like women's fighting because it's such a unique sisterhood. Whenever a woman steps into the cage, she's fighting more than her opponent. She's fighting social norms. She's fighting nature. She's fighting the preconceived notion that women have to be attractive to be beautiful. That's why, to me, every wmma fight is for the belt.
One more run at the strap, sisters.
Robert Diaz
>have to be attractive to be beautiful
...yes?
Jaxson Bailey
I think she turned into a fat old whore or something, not really sure
Brayden Rivera
have sex. hit the mitts. get a clue.
Noah Morgan
There's no way this cunt is 5 ft 11. Look at his proportions, he'd look like a monster.
Benjamin Sanchez
As soon as i posted i realized it's an edit. Goofed myself.
Josiah Lewis
based
Kevin Green
Xavier Murphy
I just want it to be fight night. You know?
Nicholas Howard
Has Goobs permaflushed himself? Even casuals are disgusted by the geezer beatdown
Brayden Ramirez
Every post that guy makes is just a red cape he waves in front of the bull before dancing just out of reach and inserting the sword. I suggest either filtering him or taking notes.
Ole
Xavier Peterson
Wtf there's no UFC this Saturday what am I supposed to do
Jacob Reyes
Noah Edwards
*shits down your throat*
Well for starters you can go brush your teeth, pusy
Michael Sullivan
drink yourself into a coma until 242
Jacob Nguyen
I just want to see khabib's face minced like the rest of them
If he manages to go the full 5 his mush will be an absolute mess
Liam Flores
In the trilogy when he tries to wrestlefuck Stipe he'll get finished much faster
His corner are brainlets
John Ross
Speaking ill of the King, huh /heem/?
Nathaniel Sanchez
I can't wait for elbowed kebab too
Benjamin Morris
watch pride tapes
Isaac King
People in Ireland: 4 million
People in Russia: 0 you're all dogs
Owen Wilson
have sex
Brody Wright
Put your shoes on, son.
i.4cdn.org
Tyler Evans
Nathan Butler
Lellator, few good hw fights and the absolute reachlet whose name I can't remember.
Colton Powell
Why didn't DC just have sex here?
Nicholas Davis
he's a cuck
Justin Ortiz
why didnt WC simply absorb the shots with his big gut
Ayden Morales
Good morning Heem!!!
Happy fucking Friday!!!
Some gentle reminders:
>DC wins the trilogy and the story
>DC beats JBJ at HW
>DC retires as the nattiest of GOATS
>Conor is far from flushed
>Biggest name in the game by one or more orders of magnitude
>Will make a triumphant return defeating both Mini Holloway AND Khaburb
>Redemption arc will be complete
>Goober haters back to their caves
Imagine being an MMA fan that DOESN'T rate Goober and DC, sucks to be you
Jayden Ward
based
Owen Davis
cheeky Stone Cold in the back
Kevin Fisher
Who's the natty GOAT, and why is it Dillon "Deadpool" Danis
Lucas Mitchell
come to think of it, kebab has never experienced an elbow in the face, has he?
Joshua Gutierrez
>Gaethje
>Prime Lawler
>Prime Condit
>Wandy
>Prime Spyda
Ian Perez
>"I am sitting on the bar stool just having a quiet pint with my friend then all of a sudden because I refuse his drink I get a punch, you don’t need that in life.”
>“Look-it, I can take a punch,” the man said. “It was sore for about a week. It wasn’t killing me or anything.I don’t like the man. I think he is getting a bad rep. He is a bit of a bully, a bully with money.”
seems like that old man barely gives a fuck lmao
Lucas Carter
Xavier Morgan
Granite chin on the old dude or >le left hand only works on ubermanlets
Robert Robinson
how much money did he get for getting punched, though
Jeremiah King
from the thumbnail it looked like you shopped the 'JUSTed' hair on him
Henry Gutierrez
If Arlovski was able to make one last run at the strap before Stipe permanently deleted him, I believe Luke has one last run. CockGuy Overeem was able to change his style and take less damage. I think Luke can do the same he just needs somebody to get through him and make him realize he's not GOD like he thinks he is.
Eli Ward
Romero Bobert 2 was hella cash
Basically anything with Romero is fun to watch, think Romero Costa or Romero Cockhold where he knocked Luke's soul into the shadow realm
Masvidal Askren was also entertaining af
Chase Gutierrez
based
Christian Moore
Luke has proven he is an unwilling retard who will continue to fight the same way he's been fighting. He needs to retire and stick to being a handsome cologne shill
Jason Roberts
One last run at the strap, brother
youtube.com
Logan King
>Romero Cockhold where he knocked Luke's soul into the shadow realm
I prefer Romero LITERALLY murdering Weidman in New York was the best just because Chrissy thought he had a chance after winning the first round. Seeing him lie in a pool of his own blood while all his friends and family were watching was based as fuck.
Chase Watson
stories?
Anthony Reed
>That neck tat
P4P worst tat
Oliver Thompson
streetz iz cold my niqqa
Owen Hall
Definitely a granite chin on the old dude, Gooby was definitely trying to /heem/ him it wasn't a warning shot, it was a KO attempt
Imagine being a UFC former champ champ, attempting to heem some 60 year old bar patron via sucker punch, and failing
Romero Weidman was good too, I think I just preferred Rockhold bc he's so cocky (Weidman is too, they're both such memes)
Cameron Nguyen
it probably would've knocked him down, was he not seated and leaning against the counter. it wasn't a heeming but it might've been closer than it looks
Cameron Phillips
Dana said Luke is done. He basically has to go on a streak from here on out because at his next loss he's getting axed.
If there's a redemption arc it's at Bellator
I actually think Luke is really talented. Not sure if it's bad luck, his cocky attitude, or other factors that have come together for his downfall.
It all started when he lost to Bisping a fighter he is way more talented than, and a fight he should have won
Christopher Lee
dude he was on a bar stool not a lay-z-boy, if you're sitting on a bar stool and get punched in the face flush you should at the very least fall down off the stool
Goobs just aint got that magic anymore
Michael Morris
I like his odds against Cejudo.
Caleb James
Lincoln Hill
He is talented but he's a brainlet who fell in love with his shit-tier standup for whatever reason and got flushed for it. And yes he is too cocky, I thought him disregarding his opponents was just bantz but I actually think he's retarded and doesn't respect anyone despite them all being trained martial artists
Brody Perez
damn he's a genetic freak looks like the incredible hulk
ngannou doesn't even want to shake his hand
Isaac Bell
the most overused, tired gif on his board
Jeremiah Diaz
says everything that only one of those was actually his.
should have known then that he was not what he seemed to be.
whose was the other belt?
Samuel Collins
Cooper Robinson
Luke always looks like he's fighting half asleep. Like the fight is going to happen at his pace regardless of what he does. Then his opponent comes at him and he's completely off guard and gets heemed. It's a repeat of the Vitor KO over and over.
Anthony Russell
>both webms
Hurrr
Gabriel Russell
That's completely not true. He tried to push the pace in his last fight and came out of the gate strong.
Asher Myers
Ryder Stewart
people tend to get KO'd the same way.
JDS usually seems to move along the fence then bump into the padded support column, which sops his progress...then the opponent brings the sleep.
Christian Lewis
Sebastian Hill
have sex
Gabriel Hernandez
Bailey jay JOI vids
Colton Nelson
Of course... he hates Vince and supports Trump because Trump beat Vince! Also Trump was smashing Jenna and Stormy on the side because Tito hates Dana and Trump and Dana get along!
Debate me.
Aaron Smith
Lucas Hernandez
Gooby seems kinda out of it lads and ladettes
Julian Morales
you know who seems out of it?!
thorteen seconds! :^)
Ayden Kelly
Jose Young
kek, so true
Anthony Martinez
>Le 34 year old prospect
Jayden Morris
he's done.
plus, people are forgetting about him faster than he spent his Floyd money.
he'll fade away into obscurity and bankruptcy within the next year or two
Brody Hughes
Don't remind me ;_;
Brody Anderson
>with no defense
none of those shots landed clean
Connor Cox
without resorting to low income, low iq, dull domed trolling state unequivocally the name of your favorite female fighter.
Parker Sanchez
wtf! even the shoulders on the abomination look like yoel's shoulders! even the hair on paulo costa looks like the hair on the hulk!
10/10
Aaron Edwards
he wrestles........FRIGGIN bears dude !
James Harris
Heemanda!
Easton Hill
I forgot how badly he fucked up Pettis until I watched it again. Probably Pettis' worst beating
Michael Russell
dude... bears... lmao!
Christian Robinson
I actually missed this fight which I regret.
From 1-10, how good was Cerrone v. Ferguson?
Is it worth watching, or should I skip at this point since I know the result? I'm leaning towards watching it anyway
Kayden Walker
it was ok, at least a 7 for me, it's worth a watch
Logan Wood
It's worth a watch. Pretty violent
Colton Gonzalez
pretty meh honestly, shit ending
Grayson Nguyen
>journalist of the year
>he asks the good questions
>doesnt bring up the rape charges
Ariel has always been a fraud, Dana vindicated again
Dominic Green
damn
goobs is a mess
Jose Richardson
Anybody who wasn't an utter cazzie knew that Quitboy was going to quit. Watching it now wont be any different to watching it live.
Thomas Ramirez
Cowboy didn't quit. Tony cheated and broke his nose after the round ended which caused him to blow it.
Nolan Richardson
>which caused him to blow it.
He blew it so he could quit. Anyone who's even watched MMA for a year knows not to do that
James Green
His nose was already broken, fuckface and he was blowing it before then
Carter Robinson
*pours water*
*takes a big sip*
Jack Parker
wtf?
he's talking about punching his sparring partners in the head with "an EMOTIONAL left hand" after they've been knocked down.
if this is how he spars, he deserves a broken hand (though it feels like he is bullshitting and looking for excuses again).
Daniel Thomas
>The little redditor fell for the Dad Cerrone memes
Quitboy was a known quitter long before that fight.
Ryder Hall
>produce something you are passionate about
>get told its shite
>Hit the fucker who never learned basic etiquette of saying its nice even if you don't think it is.
If you have a problem with this you should probably go and have some sex
Benjamin Howard
Reminder that Gucci is now a chinlet
Easton Gomez
>instagram.com
What a fucking retard.
Lincoln Sanders
>basic etiquette of saying its nice even if you don't think it is
you've never been to Ireland
Gabriel Nguyen
You have no proof of that, only fanfiction
You can see his nose break from the late punch. He never blew it before only rubbed below it check if it was bleeding.
Cowboy was never known as a quitter, I mean he does dangerous shit all the time
Ryder Martinez
>tf
when I went backpacking in Dublin I went on a pub crawl, in one of the bars a 20 year old Dubliner girl asked me to slap her in the face repeatedly. So we went outside and I obliged. Shit was cash
Connor Bailey
Needs Chile flag handing the acid to the UK monkey.
Gavin Allen
Ive been to Canada and rode your mother
Angel Bailey
and masvidal said gucci is the best fighter in att
top kek
Justin Morales
His nose was already broken you retard and he blew it, shut the fuck up
Jose Rogers
Grayson Reed
>things that never happened.
You're too fat to get on a plane
Asher Hughes
Just a heavyweight bro about to weigh in
Dominic Perry
BASED MEATHEAD
Ryder Williams
What a can
Joseph Wright
check it out in a couple years when it's a faded mess.
plus, neck tats = unemployable
Aiden Morris
Chase Sullivan
mw>>ww>bw>fw>lw
Jason Perez
*sprints out of the cage as soon as the fight starts and runs all the way to airport to fly home*
WHOOPSIE DOOPSIE LMAO. How could I forget that flying back to Texas would cause the ref to call the fight.
Liam Watson
saved this for posterity
Jordan Rogers
Why is Yoel's wrestling so bad?
Nolan Fisher
Cringe
Isaac Johnson
Why wrestle when you can dab on them striking
Luis Moore
He hasn’t done that at middleweight since
Jonathan Jones
Robert Adams
yoel won
Anthony Cook
such a great heem
Jacob Nelson
Damn that's all he got paid? Kek
Aaron Jackson
Not a middleweight fight because the bridesmaid didn’t make weight
Daniel Powell
No, that’s what he got paid for the Maia fight. NJ doesn’t release fighter pay
Ryan Scott
seething
Kevin Lewis
>You're at the McGrubby mansion when McGrubby says "Don't that picture look dusty?" and climbs a stool to clean it with his back turned to you.
Could you do it /heem/?
Matthew Moore
Why would I be seething over an eternal flushed bridesmaid can?
Julian Fisher
Adam Morris
Yoel won
Thomas Bailey
t. seething Weedman and Cockhold fag
Jordan Thompson
fake it till you make it
Alexander Lopez
Thomas Fisher
Ariel Jewani won the award
the schmo won the story
Christian Gutierrez
Puke and piss are both champions. Pooel is a bridesmaid, just like Pukeaee
The popular vote? For sure
Christian Lopez
NHL average salary:.$2.4 million USD
NFL average salary:..$2.1 million USD
UFC average salary:.......$138,250 USD
fuck
Adrian Gray
>NFL 2.1
That’s worse than the UFC relatively speaking
Bentley Lee
not percentage wise it isnt
Aaron Reyes
it smells like a zoo in here
Juan Cruz
Chiesa crying about his mom against Kevin Pee was based
Ryder Morgan
If they made too much money they wouldn't fight, based dana knows this
Nathaniel Watson
zoo's smell better than this
heem has a strong scent of sweat and shame
Josiah Campbell
He does coke way too much
And it seems to be very good
Those little tell tales and everyone notices lmao
Nathaniel Cruz
why was he doing this expression all the time?
Colton Garcia
mur mur mur mur mur
Christopher Martinez
Sounds pretty pissed. I think he heems Conor in the rematch. He'll just take all of Conor's punches until he gases and make him tap ala Diaz.
Justin Long
Why does no reporter asks him about his drug usage?
Oliver White
The Weidman knockout was kino because Yoel started marching around the octagon right after like he was one of Fidel's super soldiers.
Josiah Bailey
Based yoelito
Nathaniel Hall
Disdain for plebs.
Hudson Smith
Loser
Sebastian Bailey
Based russia is my friend
Spasibo drug pizdec
Ian Richardson
Conor lives rent free in all of your heads
Wyatt Flores
Boston Salmon lives rent free in all of your heads
Aiden Harris
Leo Thomas
your sister lives rent free in my bed
Charles Kelly
i live rent free with my parents
Dylan Jenkins
Jim Miller lives rent free in my head
Owen Sanchez
same lol
Ayden Cruz
>that filename
Jeremiah Long
one more run at the straps nigga
Samuel Brooks
my ex lives rent free in my head
Angel Diaz
Daron Cruickshank gives head
Logan Wright
you really want some loser bothering him about it? he "has" to lie about it anyway
Evan Allen
Does Yoel have the worst fans? They unironically think he deserved two 10-8 rounds against Rob and now they think he won the 2nd round against Costa
Nicholas Nguyen
*wins*
Parker Cooper
NFL players retire in worse condition than mma fighters in my opinion
Nolan Diaz
/heem/ Approved nogs
>Yoel Romero
>Jon Jones
>Francis Ngannou
>Thiago Santos
>Reem
Cameron Ramirez
costa was born in the 90s and he couldn't put away a guy born in the 70s. he's flushed.
Jordan Butler
>vostok watch
Not my guy
Cooper Foster
I'd halve that list.
Thomas Allen
He lost all of it
Noah Long
What year was this?
Aiden Smith
Greg Hardy
Jose Rogers
Its like an elephant in the room
Everyone knows, no one talks about it
Youtube comments are full of it
I think someone has to call him out for it, but i guess coke among mma fighters isnt seen as that bad
Henry Rodriguez
>asks if yoel has the worst fans while
>khabib fans exist
>conor fans exist
this ain't it b
Jaxon Smith
Still baffled this dude has fans
Blake Sanders
Nolan Kelly
>that file name
Connor Lopez
Thomas Roberts
Take out Francis, Jon, and Yoel. Put in Kamaru, Blaydes, and Neal
Xavier Hall
fug, you're right
Carter Cruz
why didnt that old fuck just drink the shot? rude as fuck not take free shots, deserved canors left
Easton Hughes
He's right you know.
youtube.com
Gavin Lopez
Nice loop on the webm
Isaac Rogers
Robin Black calls Conor's lef the Celtic cross
Christian Gutierrez
He objectively beat Rob in the 2nd fight. He lost to Costa though.
Gabriel Rivera
Why is conner still so insecure
>weeh he dont like my piss tasting watered down wiskey
Caleb Edwards
This
Adrian Bennett
Matthew Allen
>kamaru
"no"
based
Gavin Hernandez
That means you believe Yoel deserved two 10-8 rounds
Mason Lewis
It was a draw against Bob but he beat Costa imo
Isaac Cooper
>Entitled zoomers
Wouldn't drink that whiskey even if you paid me.
Zachary Kelly
Shan't be watching a midcard journeyman get interviewed by a sodomite.
Jose Gutierrez
objectively it was a draw, now way round 3 was a 10-8
William Roberts
is schmo a sodmoite? i mean i knew he was a faggot, shant be watching this
Sebastian Parker
Luke Sullivan
Yup
Juan Lee
We dont need your approval whiteboi.
All black fighters are based.
Cameron Ward
Bobby won
Bobby won again
Costa won
Brody Howard
/heem/ approved bundas:
Ryder Nguyen
Sure thing kiddo
Blake Rivera
itt: post times /HEEM/ got flushed
Michael Collins
seething shnozomaniacs
the schmo is the future
Anthony Williams
Anyone who supported Askren was terribly new and straight from reddit. No one cared about that guy till he officially got signed
Ryan Myers
Askren wins the rematch
Eli Kelly
I promoted myself to black belt too, if anyone on heem has a problem they can come and take it
Logan Clark
this guy is so caz he referred to Woodley as the Middleweight Champion, why did you bother capping him?
Connor Miller
Official Worst Fans Ranking:
1. Schaub
2. Khabib
3. Diaz bros
4. Yoel
5. Fedor
6. Conor
Ian Cox
meet me at the border ill be the guy in the black gi
Jeremiah Garcia
can Gooby fuck off back to FW?
Nathan Diaz
MMA isn't boxing.
Jose Parker
Masvidal should probably be in there too
Benjamin Brown
Schaub fans are the best. Schaub haters are pathetic.
Leo Murphy
>worst
>most loyal
Yikes.
Adam Ward
It is when the judges give Rob a free win
Isaiah Lopez
>sodmoite
Read like a shitty Cockney accent desu.
Jack Carter
Takeout Schaub since he doesn't have that many fans and put in Tony
Jacob Rodriguez
Gabriel Wright
How does this make Schaub fans the worst? You judge things on a scale from best-worst based upon their sexual partners? That's pretty pathetic. I was being honest in my answer.
Jackson Barnes
he really should
Also kavanagh is a shite coach 'muh LW is his best weight' he had better cardio and speed, could have been the GOAT
Matthew Scott
Calm down coral
Jordan Brooks
Hudson Thomas
Nah, someone says Schaub has the worst fanbase and that ticks me off.
Jaxon Baker
Canada!
Anthony Martin
fer ser my guys
Chase Cruz
Miocic vs. Ngannou 2, December 29th?
Ryan Lopez
Zachary Morales
Stipe aint fighting again this year chump
Benjamin Hernandez
Unironically Schaub fans are great. It's the people who spend a month making videos about him who are literally disturbing.
Chase Gomez
stipe needs some time to regen his chin
John Parker
A DC trilogy is more likely I think.
Ian Bennett
Joseph Turner
if they put schaub on the tampa card i would ask my parents for money to go today.
Jason Edwards
I said calm down coral
Jaxson Kelly
What about people who obsessively defend him on an anime forum?
Colton Sanchez
same
Chase Robinson
His name is Kamarudeen, you racist POS. They wuz kangz 'n shiet
Gabriel Lewis
*kashartmupeen
Caleb Parker
T-thanks, user...
Nolan Turner
His name is only undefeated WW in the UFC and YOUR undisputed defending champion of the world
Eli Torres
>muh zero
C'mon lad...
Luke Butler
LW is too buisy atm and on another hand him fighting Zabit sounds hype as fuck
Ian Reyes
>fake power ranger belt
cringe
Alexander Ortiz
Based Polak
Mason Green
headline looking like a kippah
Jayden Sullivan
Reminder we are all /heem/
Bentley Smith
KAMARU is UNDEFEATED
DEAL WITH THAT SOIBOYZ
Ian Flores
Kamaru is ducking the Twood rematch. He knows it was a fluke, the greatest welterweight of all time deserves a rematch.
Michael Lopez
What if a fighter walked out to Hot In Herre by Nelly?
Adrian Nguyen
I do believe he has a loss on his record
Woodley took a dive against Marty to let Ben have a run at the strap, he most certainly wins the rematch
Ayden Campbell
I thought he was no for gayjesus
Easton Diaz
Undefeated in the UFC. The only place it matters son!
Leo Gutierrez
>getting flushed by a random unknown bum is better
Joseph Anderson
>losing to cans in amateur leagues
pffffffftt AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kevin Sanchez
No it actually happened, why so defensive about it? Was it your girl or your sister? No, so who gives a fuck.
I think it was the Pub Crawl meeting in front of Trinity College.
Nathaniel Martin
/heem/inder Maia was 100% going to choke that cutbabby nigger unconscious but the ref fucked it up
Oliver Nelson
I bet you know who Artemij Sitenkov is don't you?
Lucas Roberts
Ryan Hall has been undefeated for 13 years
Leo Hall
His nose was already broke you cazzie.
Colton Sullivan
>cain
100%, pure, unadulterated caz juice right here
Jason Long
False he lost to Saul Rogers on TUF
Christian Taylor
based newfriend
Cameron Reed
GOAT fighter ethnicity
>1) Negros
>2) Caucasians
>3) Hispanics
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...
...
>4) Asians
Don't (You) me if you don't have a valid counterpoint, these are facts
Angel Foster
Croatians number 1
James Myers
Grayson Edwards
Croatians ain't got shit other than a fat HW can who's about to lose the trilogy and the story, NEXT!!!
Samuel Ramirez
even FW wouldn't be that easy for him since it's not that much of a manlet division anymore, and i bet he would die to make weight again
Oliver Long
perhaps gooby can lobby in new weight diviisions
Easton Gutierrez
Askren was always a bum liked by cazzies for his dad bod
Easton Jackson
>1) Negros
True: JBJ, DC, Usman, Woodley, Adesanya - the best fighters are the dominant race
>2) Caucasians
On the decline had the advantage for a while because MMA gyms were more expensive to attend now that they're everywhere they will soon be eliminated from this sport like they have been eliminated from the NBA and the NFL. Only Colby Covington and some euros keep the caucasian flag up
>3) Hispanics
Probably above Caucasians at this point, Cejudo, Tony Ferguson, and are brazilians hispanics? If so, Amanda Nunes, Natty Paulo, and Jessica Anjhaj bless
>4) Asians
There is literally not ONE elite asian fighter EVER
Nolan Walker
Xavier Davis
>adesanya
i whill kheel him
Ayden Carter
just watched that interview, is Connor CTE'd or just coked?
Chase Nelson
Lima is /ourguy/ right?
Julian Taylor
CTE'd, shooked, coked, flushed
Mason Clark
Adesanya bout to murder the reaper no joke
Carson Stewart
If anyone is looking for more MMA podcasts now that Luke Thomas is behind a paywall and Joe Rogan is CIA. Besides the standbys like Bisping's Believe You Me and Schlob stuff
Bobby 'The Bi-Racial Angel" Knuckles has one that's pretty good.
youtube.com
And Big John McCarthy and Josh Thompson have one that's very good.
youtube.com
Are there any others worth checking out?
James Anderson
>non stop rambling without a break
>dry mouth
>posture
Coke
Jacob Perry
Brazilians aren't Hispanic, but they are Latino
Daniel Hill
>There is literally not ONE elite asian fighter EVER
b-but gucci!
o wait
Charles Turner
he was coked out of his mind
he was always my boy at least
Jeremiah Hill
then costa will kheel him
Alexander Carter
For a country of 4 million having the best HW ever is big
If we were the size of nigeria, youd only watch croats in the ufc
Itd be called cfcc as in croat fighting croat championship
Kevin Campbell
>Woodley
Flushed
>Adensanya
Paper interim champ
>Usman
Zero defenses
All they have is Jon right now after DC got blown out by Stipe.
Ethan Lopez
Cornmaru Poosman
Grayson Thomas
Kashartmu Poosman
Justin Flores
Didn't know Thompson and McCarthy did one, interesting
Isaac Ramirez
>if Nate beats Masvidal he'll get the title shot
absolute state of welterweight
Oliver Torres
Fair, thanks
Updated rankings
1) Negros
>JBJ, DC, Usman, Woodley, Adesanya, Hardy confirm GOAT ethnicity
Very close 2) Latinos
>Cejudo, Ferguson, Costa, Romero, Masvidal
...
...
3) Caucasians
>Official gatekeeper race, Sleepay, Colby, Conor, Khabib, Gaycheese, Poirier
...
...
...
4) Asians
>ALL OF THEM, all of them, are cans
Aiden Rivera
How does it feel to be the only person part of the Usman Internet Defense Force? How much do you make?
Samuel Stewart
>Adesanya
Henry Martinez
>Best HW ever
You don't that's DC, trilogy will confirm
Your boy lost to struve
You're a country of 4 million but your gene pool is the hyper athletic old yugoslavian gene pool, you're also the tallest men in europe
Jaxson Rivera
Take out Romero and Santos for not being true nogs. Take out Francis, nobody likes that African bullshit. Put Hardy, Neal, and Sterling in there.
Ryan Cook
He's the interim champ in arguably the toughest division in the UFC.
Levi Watson
They need to just call it the "Look-At" podcast though.
Thomas Peterson
You could easily argue Latinos over Negros after DC losing tbqh. The DC Stipe fight had a lot of implications for the race rankings.
Ethan Perry
Deal with it
Christian Evans
Those TUF fights only count as exhibition matches cazzie, they only go 2 rounds. Only the TUF final counts as a real fight.
Lucas Rodriguez
How is Romero in latinos? Lol whitebois are crazy
Leo Hill
*sticks out tongue*
*wins the story*
Jace Clark
Because he is Latino? Latino isn’t really a race though
Jaxson Reyes
JUHHH THINK I LOOHHHSSTTT?
James Perez
This is like a reverse bell curve ranking.
Luis Garcia
He has cuban genetics you idiot
Connor Wilson
Fatselum got him walking like bambi
Costa or Romero would kill him
Hudson Sanders
wrong
when costa did the soldier of god salute he won the match and the story
Aiden Smith
REAL worst fans rankings:
1.Khabitch
2.Cuckuy
3.Gooby
4. Cuckmier
5. GSPiss
6.flavor of the month bandwagon fans
Schaub fans are unironically all ironic fans which makes them based
Thomas Russell
His race is African - Carribean you moron lol
Austin Sanders
And what exactly is “Cuban genetics”? The white Spaniards and “Brits” that colonized them? The African slaves brought over? Or the indigenous Taino?
Asher Morris
I dare you to make a single high quality post
Ryder Thomas
Gaethje is actually half Mexican. You could also include Diaz in latino after beating out his fellow Latino Pettis. Jeremy Stephens is another dude who looks white, but is half Mexican.
Connor Brooks
Never
Leo Fisher
There is no “Carribean” race you dumb shitbag
Elijah Moore
Cubans are latinos you utter fucking imbecile, even if his heritage is African. He's definitely got black in him but he's predominantly latino
Cameron Gomez
>Wybois
Include him on Negros if you want, but his inferior genetics got exposed vs Costa so he really shouldn't even be on the list
Gabriel Bailey
African is his race you dummy. There's a difference between Caribbean Africans and other Africans in terms of genetic make up but they're still African nonetheless. You'd know this if you weren't so dumb.
Eli Murphy
All of them. Yoel has all of them
Asher Howard
Implying Fatselum isn't elite, dude is crazy talented, and actually Adesanya lit that dude up bad and almost heemed him multiple times
Mason Butler
New
Easton Harris
he pours drinks and downs them in between questions too
Aaron Sanchez
That has nothing to do with what I said, retard. There is NO race of Caribbeans
Michael Martin
>inferior genetics
He's 42 and was less gassed than Costa
Josiah Cruz
Yeah compare Cuban blacks to American blacks their obviously different. Culture helps make the fighter and Latin culture has the remnants of Aztec/Mayan (and other indigenous) sacrifice in it's history. Thateads to a lot of blood lust, which is good for fighting.
Jason Price
Jeff has social anxiety.
Bentley Howard
>Costa
would be killed by a counter knee faster then you could post can
Justin Phillips
I never said Carribean was a race lol
Hudson Gutierrez
He lost though and has only beaten white people, never another Latino.
Caleb Carter
Valid point
Guys I think I might have to change the rankings
>1) Hispanic/Latino
>2) Negro
The dominant genes
>3) Cockasian
>4) Asiancock
The cuck genes
You can argue and bicker back and forth about what constitutes a latino but at the end of the day it's a simple venn diagram.
>God tier: black and hispanic
>Cuck tier: cockasian and asiancock
Landon Morales
Paulo is 100% white, he comes from a long unbroken line of barbarians who conquered South America
Logan Anderson
Yeah. I'd grab his ass and run