/mlb/

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tired of seeing this fat fuck from jersey you fucking lost fuck the fuck off already

take your participation trophy hot dog cart on speedial ass the back home

who?

>queen doyspie in a seeth

Posting from Citi. Anything comfier than a Thursday night rain delay?

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>batman is here

the little league ws coach from jersey

how you gonna be 400 lbs and coach little league. the only thing he can hit is the snack bar

>how you gonna be 400 lbs and coach little league.

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>degenerate dna, degenerate behavior
Why?

heeeeeeeeeey chicago heyy hey chicago hey chicago whadda ya say the cubs are gunna lose today

>cusb

comfy rain delay

Fuck you, you're in Austarlia with a proxy

for the love of mercy have some god!

nyy v oak gamethread

something something Chris Christie

GOAT of all time manager

youtube.com/watch?v=fzjWQF1oP2M

oh kek......... oh wheeeze............

He had his charms

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He stored them in between his internal organs

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Which he did in between naps

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you now remember joe carter

For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.

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ROOCKIES

every time i see this doggie doo gril i imagine her sniffing that finger with a chunk of doo doo on it

whatever rocks your boat

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For me it's George Brett telling the story of shitting his pants

jayz @ doyers

reminder the A's are a fun team

>gay louis

Are they going to call that game or what metsbro

when someone says "most ____ in the league" are they talking about the NL/AL or the MLB

Nice try Kaval, but get back to working on the stadium

>stankees pitching

MLB
its been nearly 2 hours, so I say yes

NL/AL

Philthies gonna be 4th and 3.5 games behind by tonight alone lol

For the next 15 years Acuña will be to the Marlins what Chipper Jones was to the Mets and it's all Jose Urena's fault

>chipper jones
thank god he retired

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thank isnt even anime, thats from a western porn comic

Daily reminder that the Toronto Blue Jays traded John Olerud for Robert Person.

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you don't even watch comic!

Objectively the good guys of MLB

stankee yankees

LGTSS

>be houston
>lose

That is, dare I say, incorrect

Nice digits. Who is then?

i am in AWE at the size of this man...absolute unit

probably the best known Blue Jay pre-Halladay/Delgado

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TOUCHEM ALL JOE

no such team exists

My team for me and your team for you, unless it's the A's

the cubbie!

/ourguy/'s team, the Philadelphia Philadelphians.

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Mets finna get that rain shortened W

Fantastic post

>stankees
also cahna has a nice walkup song

proceeds to deep 4th place by the end of the weekend.

Good game, Pirates. See you next year.

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they're the good guys regardless of standings

>Getting swept by the Cusb
GNATS

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>theyre gonna resume the game at 11
for what purpose

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>Philthies
>good guys
Yikes

Gg rangers

Gg Rangers.

>losing to the whos
>rags

GG RAGS

The White Sox are a respectable baseball team.

Gg, sox bros

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>respectable baseball
>chicago

At least the Mets were a competent franchise in Chipper's heyday. Beating up on the fish in the current year just seems like needless cruelty.

Let’s go Mets!

Which Redditor is responsible for that?

Mets grounds crew is too good. They got the field covered before the two hours of rain. They should have left it uncovered and got the rainout win

You realize the Cubs swept the 2010s Dynasty Giants right?

>swept
3-1 series win

>be yaks
>Yak it up

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A COMEDY OF ERRORS

BHAHAHAHAHAHA INDIANS

lol tribe

>losedians

>letting pete alonso get to 3rd on a swinging bunt
>losedians

Cowbell man playing with enthusiasm tonight

you mean todd frazier?

OFFICIAL 90s WORLDS ERIES POWER RANKINGS

1993 > 1991 > 1995 > 1992 > 1997 >1996 > 1999 > 1998

That was a nice throw desu

>1993 above 1997

>rookies

we should still be in first because of last night's BS but the cusb will go back on the road soon enough

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based. don't say umpball though, do not lower yourself to the cubes level

we got ya senpai

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yes i do
clearly my brain failed me for a second

come on just get this game over with

I call them the undians.

1-2-3

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Philthies in 4th now and 3.5 games out of the wildcard without even having to lose or play a game tonight lol

I miss matz's dad

>Phone posting loser teams jerking each other off.
Your eliminations can't come soon enough

>Getting swept by the fucking Mets

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>your
heh.
indians are struggling as of late. Blame it on puig

>ITS RAINING AGAIN

>another rain delay

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>They lose without even having to play.
Seems about right.

Fuck it im going to bed. Just call the god damn game already

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>Last time the Barves beat a team 15 times in a season was in 04 against the Expos

lol Fish

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as a cubs fan i just really want to apologize about being in first place. the division should belong to the 11 time world champion St. Louis Cardinals

Thank you for some sense but you are still wrong. The division actually belongs to the Brewers.

93 was kino, you've got to admit.

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>The league actually belongs to Christian Yelich
ftfy

>League belongs to a miller park baby

This.
What does that even mean?

You get a free ticket fren
mlb.com/mets/ballpark/information/weather

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>When a pitch a good game and all /mlb/ does is make fun of your team.

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It's funnier when you consider how decently the Marlins have played the Phillies.

UH OH! LITTLE >MEST BABIES CANT HANDLE A LITTLE RAIN? AWW WHAT IF I JUST DROP A LITTLE >MEST ON CITI FIELD? GONNA GO TO SLEEP TOO? HERE HAVE SOME MORE!! >MEST MEST MEST MEST MEST

That was nice of them.
(i mean they already got your money, but still.)

>cusb

Lemme just >mest just drop a >mest kek haha this is >mest oh geez i cant stop >mesting someone >mest help

GAME CALLE
METS WIN

The mets terrify me...

didn't know MLB was having games in Australia this year

According to who?

Mets benefit from a rainout lol. They keep gaining ground in the race. Big series against the braves also. This is where it determines their fate

Lies! I’m not actually sure who the Mets will have pitch now. Diaz already warmed up so I doubt he’ll pitch, and I’m not sure they have any pitchers left who didn’t pitch yesterday or today

The umps ya dingus.

>set to win $2K if ray-os stays under 8.5 and mets get -2.5
I swear to fucking god if they dont finish this game

Heavy lumber on the tarp now

>doyers getting BTFO by the blue Jays
Lmao

They just called it. 2-0 Mets!

>Injuns
I heard they were a good team

sweepy sweep

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This post aged well.

Mm..

now for the yankees and dodgers to hurt each other and make it a cakewalk for the astros! see you tomorrow

Mmmm....

user the AL is gonna be won by oakland. Cap this

Oh... mm

Mm....yumm...

Great baseball discussion these last few days folks. I may have to retire at this rate.

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astros desu

Reminder the indians are lucky to still be 3 games back of the twins after losing 7 of their last 9 games

POLLACK HOME RUN

God bless you Inspector

That's the AL Central for you.

Looks like the trash has regained some confidence from last time. Don't worry, I'll put you down as gracefully as I did last time. This time I'll be sure to check the pulse.

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If the Mets get a wc spot they will win off their pitching .

Where's the evidence? Do you have any facts to support this? We need a flow of logic to come up with these predictions, and unfortunately we just don't have enough.

Mets always have a spot in the water closet

what do you think about a scherzer vs degrom WC game in Washington?

you know what...I'm taking a look into the inspector's past....something seems fishy about this...fishy indeed.... who's with me?

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Scherzer choked hard last time in post season . If nats make it I predict their will be a three way tie . But most likely I predict a mets brewers wc

Look for the one named "Dirt". Godspeed.

Wc= wild card
Wtrc= water closet

Don’t get those abbreviations wrong bruh bruh

ah yes... ah yes....quite indeed...I shall take a look at this.... take a look indeed...I am comfrotable,..comfortable indeed....ahh.... i see..... this ....is quite the thought bubble we've come across...

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V for vendetta guy , what your favorite baseball team ?and don’t say you don’t watch baseball

>But most likely I predict a mets brewers wc

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I won't have you boys playing cut throat out there, you understand? No cut throat, no grab ass, no pranks, no pictures under the toilet door. You understand?

I have quite the collection of favorite teams...quite indeed...pic related...

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BLUE JAYS WIN

Only sustainable teams . The phils and nats do not I repeat do not have the pitching

This is chaos... Absolute chaos...

astros desu desu

Where the hell is gogers when you need him

But the brewers do? Thanks for showing how little you actually follow baseball

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The Mets just swept a top tier team without McNeil . Basically they are only getting better . McNeil and Cano will make them a 90 win ball club

I'm left to assume these are fakes. They are here to cause disarray. I'm looking into them right now in the archives. I see an image posted in 2018. Anyone have any leads?

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>doggie doo doos

>blow jays
How the fuck do you blow that game?

I will never be cute fork twirl and it's cheesing me off

OK brewer prediction is still under course review I will give you that . We will have to see what the brew crew can do do . I just can’t see three teams from one division all making the post season .

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>didn't play
>still lost
I just want to finish with a winning record at this point.

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You are right to fear me.

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DODGERS

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Eat shit . After Harper hit that grandslam all of philly came out of the wood work . We got the division blah ....blah......blah.

Hit me with your best shot, sucker.

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...

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the absolute state of the shanty town of toronto

Got any bondage zero suit pics ? Cleave gag preferably

*Walks you off on his bobblehead night*

Heh, nothing personnel, blue jays.

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doggie doos acting like they just won the pennant only to lose the world series later on just for beating the blow gays

with the wins from oakland and tampa and the called game loss to the mets, the indians are now outside of the second wild card spot, back in the hunt.

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>that Nats diff

stay mad, faggot.

It is inevitable the dodgers will lose in the nlds or World Series . Probably in dramatic fashion

I'm laughing at the fact you'll lose in the nlds

I guess it’s fair to call the Indians a “fringe playoff team” who’s laughing with me brothers.

I suspect those doggie dooes are going to find themselves up shit's creen without a paddle

astros desu

and when the dodgers win then what asshole? who will be laughing ?

>12 walk-offs

They literally are never out of it. Can't be stopped.

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Ahhh yes shits creen . Legend has it Matty Scherzer got scat in his eye there .

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that's a fallacy!

For me, it's the UNSTOPPABLE Dodgers!

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Men's eyes should be the same corlor, otherwise they're sissy

We all have seen this film a quarter million times . Dodgers will I repeat will choke in the post season . It may be hard fought which is the best we can hope for . My prediction : knocked off by the Mets in the game 7 of the nlcs

first and foremost, I owe the unstoppable dodgers a formal apology

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I predict the Dodgers will doo doo their diapers with poop and pee

Get out of town

i jacked off to the best ending bikini pic in super metroid

Can't be stopped. Won't be stopped!

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>it's a dodgers choke in the world series season
say it ain't so

TA DA DA DA DUM DUM DAAAA!!!!!!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

SOME SAY IT COULD NEVER BE DONE

BUT WE GOT QUITE THE SHOW FOR YOU!!!

MANY CY YOUNGS GALORE TRUST ME YOU AREN'T GONNA WANNA MISS THIS ONE!!!!!

I PRESENT TO YOU!!!

WADE MILEY AND AARON SANCHEZ

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Booboo bah bah dodgey dodger make poopy . Haha ha gotta love the baby talk when it comes to the amateur team known as the dodgers . When will they lose I’m trying to find the correct date when they get knocked off .

These blasted doggie doos are really RUSTLING MY JIMMIES!!

oh the 5 cys gonna shut ya down

I was watching a Ocarina of Time speedrun and remembered I used to crank my dick to the elf girl that sits outside Link's house. I said, "oh yeah, I remember that"
To this day I still play lots of erotic videogames...

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Why is LA so fucken BASED?!?

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You should get a shirt of this and wear it when you purchase 13.99 tacos

A robust fully featured baseball sim and management game where all the players are free-use sluts

>dodgers
derp
>kings
kek
>lakers
lel
>rams
ruh roh

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I'm going to bed, these doggie doo posters are too much to handle right now.

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as a dodgers fan I am so sorry for this guy.

The dodgers own ya...and they pwn ya.. making ya seethe like ya wouldn't believe...

Dodgers run this genny.

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>jints down to 6.0 WCGB
kill me

OOC is timeless. some alien race will stumble upon OOC in the ruins of earth someday and regret not having talked to us

Bros.....

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as a fellow cubs fan i just want to formally apologize to everyone

We can't stop the dodgers, bros...

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the dodgers terrify me, that little devil gets to me big time especially

>Hey Jewels, it's the Rizzer
>Hey I got you some food, I want you to gain some weight babe.
>Babe. Babe hear me out. It's alright.
>It's just that I keep bruising my balls on your bony pelvis when we have hard raw sex in the clubhouse. It's affecting my average. Yeah and my walks are down too.
>It's Popeye's and malt liquor. Yeah like Ben did for your honeymoon... But I'm an actual man, Jewels.
>K. On my way.

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9fag has been spotted

This post was a journey

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My Dodgies won again :)

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okay this is pretty good

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Kelly looks average tonight. blue isn't her color

What is Julianna Zobrist's color?

black

starts with a B

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and then you get consumed by the yankee sexual tyrannosaur in the world series

A GOD-DAMNED SEXUAL

The dodgers seem to actually have what it takes this year. They still don't seem as strong as they were in 2017 for some reason. If they don't win it this year they may never again.

how are the Omaha Steakies doing these days?

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makes ya seeth!!!

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>on repeat

>Popeye's
If you're really from Chicago, you'd have said Brown's. Apply yourself.

apply yourself idiot...maybe to a job.....maybe just fill out the application... get a life.... maybe some friends...that aren't Yea Forums friends....you sad kid

Idiot spotted

ya stupid idiot

this guy has no mercy

it would be okay if he had remorse...but he has none... he is...inhumane.

>They're not even human. Go look for yourself. It's a chesspool of idiots.

If you'd opened your eyes, you'd have seen Popeyes. Kill yourself.

It's officially late night /mlb/
Ti͜mę ͡fo͘r ̶s̶͇̖̹o̻̞͚m̱̠̤̺e̱̘ ̳̣͈̪c͕͕̩͈͓o͓̟̗̬̬͕̥͡mf͕y͓͓̗̙͕.̭̰ͅ.̵͕.̙͝.. m̷̡͙͙̝͇͈̺ư̷̧̰̜̱̥̜̥s̴͙̭̥̣͔͉i̪̰̞̟̙̞͙̘͓̕c̵͕͎̪̣͚.̢͕̺͕̜ͅͅ.̮̫̠͉̯͜͡.̢̗̝̣͍̣̫͟͝?͍̞̜͉̭̻͓͠ͅ

youtube.com/watch?v=iBhsQNDWz9w

>They have what seems to be their own police force. They all act like their detectives but don't do anything. They pretend to be on our side, on the good side, but I think they're the true monsters themselves. I think they're running the show. Take a look for yourself. It is sick

This is insane....

youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo

Mmmmm...bouncin ball....headin down the road...smellin the 'cue...yum...

youtube.com/watch?v=sps-lNmjmxM ...!

youtube.com/watch?v=GKeDcF1v_Y4

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No, that's the sound of a Winchester cocking.
I'd pay to see a baseball player use that as their walk up music

...!cringe...!

youtube.com/watch?v=meuwKhPGItk

youtube.com/watch?v=p-o_bMkzOW0
Don't look up the lyrics

/mlb/ is cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=yp3pXZG4VRc

Mmmmm..you just gotta like the classics...!

redditor spotted!

The Nationals have better pitching than 13 teams in the National League.

reddit is cringe
/mlb/ is cringe
alright nerds i'm out

youtube.com/watch?v=6gRiWWcBKvs

maybe get a 'cue goin....listen to some ball with the neighbors....kids havin fun...wifey bakin her famous sweet tatoe pie....Mmmm...life is like a dream today....

fucking blue jays

youtube.com/watch?v=_Epx5FMQP7c

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^mentally ill retard above me

so this is /mlb/ ............ yikes

>The fleet-footed outfielder Mallex Smith hung this moniker on himself at the start of the year for a simple reason: “Because I flow anywhere.” Hard to argue with that, though his teammate Dee Gordon doesn’t hesitate.

>“Water can be cut off at any time,” teased Gordon.

>“Does the ocean ever stop?” countered Smith. “It flows all the time. If lightning hits water, I still flow. You don’t see lightning every day. Everybody needs water. Every. Single. Day. You need your daily dose. Your body is made of 70 percent water. Everybody is water, but they can’t be ‘Water.’ There’s only one ‘Water.’”

cringe maxx 9000
youtube.com/watch?v=kjjE7HBv6HY

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>cusm

god i cant wait til we can fuck computer waifus

streamable.com/rer7b

wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=8chOXL04wXA

>u can only have in on ur faec if u luv the doggie doos kek
how do you respond?

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losedians kek

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youtube.com/watch?v=8chOXL04wXA
Only TWO remain.
Which of the Cubs 2018 bullpen will be the last man standing?

The answer, Kyle Schwarber will start pitching.

kyle schwarber

kswarb

>First pitcher in recorded baseball history to throw 5 consecutive games with 8 strike outs and zero walks.

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astros desu

probably the rays if we're being fair

>cusb

>cusb

im so sorry please show mercy to us cubbiewubbie fans uwu

>=

urg

>mfw Big Boss Ross pitches well
I can then taunt the other team that they couldn't hit a pitcher who we literally picked out of indy ball last year.

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Sleepy thread is sleepy

What the hell has Detweiler ever done to deserve such a nickname?

Players weekend lmao

I wasn't expecting the West Coast trip to go well but still, getting swept by Oakland is pretty worrying

>his team got swept OSRS

What's wrong with it?

The jerseys this time around wasn’t that great.

What the FUCK is your problem

*eliminates the dodgers*
You're welcome /mlb/

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Omithankies :D

*not so fast*

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O-Omithankies!

today is the day that Os and Tigs get mathematically eliminated

MLB insider here
the world series will be cardinals vs twins

The twins are a good pick. Juiced balls trend.

Friendly reminder that there is only one TOM TERRIFIC and retarded fatswing boomers can drink gasoline and die

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oh kek die...oh kek wheeze...oh kek kys..

Seaver>brady.

D O Y E R S
O
Y
E
R
S

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>Shits the bed in game 7

Fuck this half breed

That is racist as f***, bro.

go back to blebbit nigger.

wtf bro, please just chill out

I know it sucks, but fuck you, I like it.

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I do enjoy how he pitched great in his return to LA and also made fun of the fairweather nature of the doyer fans.

Cope to make up for him tanking an entire season in 2 hours.

Hes trash.

mlb.com/news/yu-darvish-anthony-rizzo-lead-cubs-past-dodgers
What does that make the dodger then?

>Regular season games

See you in the post season faggot.

Reminder the cubs road record is terrible and worse than the tigers probably

And? They have homefield advantage so they'll always win a series of 5 or 7.

>home advantage
>when the barves have a better record
Lol

>moving goalposts
Respect 90.

Who do I blame for my indians doing bad

"For one game this weekend, Yelich, Braun, Moustakas, Fried, Flaherty, Giolito and Heineman will wear “LOVE YOU TY” on the backs of their jerseys, while Chavez and Corbin will be wearing “FORTY FIVE” (Skaggs’ jersey number) for a nickname with their own jersey number underneath."

Themselves. 4 runs and like 1 run against the Mets bullpen. Also you didn’t play franmil which is a massive YIKES

Its not a goalpost when you were most likely gonna say that we are post season chokers when you have one of our biggest post season chokers starting for you.

I just thought you were gonna go the typical route.

Trading Bauer.

what are the odds red sox make playoffs

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>7.0 GB of the wild card
>no Chris sale
Yeah chief no

It's going to be funny when he deals in the playoffs.

It's gonna be funny when he doesnt.

Kershaw had to come in after pitching the day before to save his ass but the the bats werent there. And he is having one of his best seasons in a while.

1.7% according to espn

He was just cursed by Kershaw, which is why Kershaw did decency for once.

He put a hex on him?

Fun fact: the marlins for the entire season have had a postseason possibility percentage at 0.0%

Castellanos was the steal of the trade deadline and no one can convince me otherwise

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Kershaw's playoff choking had to go somewhere if Kershaw wasn't choking.
Did you forget what happened last year?
youtube.com/watch?v=6UFJcOCrUDM

You know I cant watch that video. Why did you even post it.

Nah. Stroman. Mets have won all the games he has started

>His hope and optimism, restored

hes got a firm argument but Castellanos was the shot in the arm that the cubs offence needed

But that didn’t help them with their hole at the bullpen. This cubs team is like the 2014 tigers if they keep going desu

>Kay was the Mets' No. 4 prospect and Woods-Richardson was their No. 6 prospect.
Meanwhile the Cubs traded the Tigers chump change for Castellanos.
I don't think you know what steal means.

its not good but rowan wick is developing well, and kimbrell is back. A lot of our blown saves are like one-run leads, even great bullpens would struggle having to consistently hold that load

Castellanos was a rental, trading nothing for a rental is not a steal nowadays.

Tell that to what the Dodgers gave up for Darvish.

It's not as bad as people think. When they're locked in, Ryan, Cishek, Kintzler and Chatwood all deliver. Wick has been the great surprise of the of the season and Kimbrel is looking like he's finally returning to form. Which was the assumed case that he'd get his shit kicked in early on because of rust and the juiced ball.

But the pen is still consistently inconsistent and Maddon's management of the pen doesn't help.

For me, it's the unrelenting savagery of the cock-thrusting Dodgers.

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Nationals @ Cubs
All effort went into transcribing the player night names and not anything else.

Based. I used to do this in High School football.

>Cubs bullpen

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no milke in tiddie

okay that is alpha

Every time I fap I fantasize about being Genghis Khan raping my way across the world.

see you in the division series fags

try not to murder one of our guys this time

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>mest getting to the ploffs

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I read somewhere that Genghis Khan raped so many women that like 10% of the world's population are his direct descendants. That's a lot of raping.

Ironically if the gnats sweep the cubs it helps both the cardinals and Mets, should the Mets and cards keep winning.

>it's player's weekend
hopefully this terrible idea doesn't get another year

>tfw not a mongoloid rape child of the khan lineage
feels bad man. at least now i know why i'm not alpha

Baby Harper is coming!!!

...

The fuck?
The uniforms suck. I like it just to see who chooses the worst nicknames. “Forgetting Sarah” is by far the worst one

Why do you think Asia breeds like rabbits?

Genghis Khan is the Hank Aaron of raping

astros desu

Cubs are going to win this. Ask me how I know.

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what a good day for baseball, rain stopped and it's friday

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Because you're sitting inside the scoreboard sending them signs?

>0-4
How?

>mest
>postseason

pick one

Tell us oh future man

How do you know, Joe?

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kek scuba

"you need your daily dose" - mallex smith

Yaks Doyers tonight.

Who is gonna take it boys?

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For a team that was “dead” in July, it’s remarkable they are that close to the wild card

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Because they're playing at home.
Take your >roadcusb meme and shove it.

>down to the nationals and being 1 hit
Chief you are getting swept

>can't win on the road
>going to get swept at home by the nats

lol cusb, the running gag of /mlb/

This post is going to age well.

The WC in the NL will be the Nats and whoever comes in 2nd in the Central. Don't worry, the >mest can still watch it on TV with the rest of us.

NLC plays itself a LOT more down the stretch. The brewers I can say are fucked, so it’s between 4 now. Mets also have the benefit of home games. Again, anything can happen. Also lowrie, nimmo and mcneil are returning so that helps the bench

What’s with all the incoherent nonsense on this general. I’m just a normal tax paying Christian husband that wants to talk baseball

Who is the best pitcher in the MLB atm?

My tribe will be fine. Might fuck around and win the comedy central as well.

Just so you know, the remainder of the schedule for the cardinals, a team in the wild card hunt, plays the NLC 20 times, including 6 more against the brewers and 7 against the cubs. That can fuck up whoever takes the 2nd wild card

Shane bieber

Starter or reliever?

Think they can overtake the Twins?

But he broke Selena Gomez's heart.

Starter of course.

Twins have a better shot against the yankees in a playoff series. Indians are clowns

I find this comment so fucking funny

My 1st thought was "Nigga wat?"

are my cubbie wubbies winning :3

No you discord tranny

>stankees
who? oh right those scrubs

deGrom

Last year maybe.

Still in the running for another cy young

Cringe!!!! Cringe alert spotted!!!!!!

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Anibal Sanchez is one of the two pitchers playing atm; I choose him.

I'd say he's 2nd or maybe even 3rd in the running

I like the Mets team more than the two clubs in front of them. I think they take it.

Well the Mets team has been more gritty. Not to say the cardinals or nationals haven’t done so either, but the nats issue is a bullpen that’s very iffy, and the other is just mediocrity kept afloat by a weak division

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I think the Mets are a bit deeper in raw talent than those other clubs, even if the cream of the crop is even or edges to the other clubs [it doesn't for St. Louis].

Yaks looked gassed against the A's.
Wouldn't be surprised if the Doyers sweep them as well.

The Nats pen is improved since the trade deadline.

>cusb
they always find a way to make me kek

Against the Dodgers rotation and in a park with legitimate major league dimensions, I think the Yankees get broomed.

If you're scoring 10+ runs a game, bullpens don't mean much.

YOU WERE SAYING?

>mest

These assholes are a thorn in my side

The fucking >mest fans are making me pull for the barves tonight.

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I'd like to see that...

well, the mets bench right now isnt the best thing ever. aaron altherr is there and hitting like 6/60 or some really terrible slash line. However, there is nimmo and lowrie on the way, plus cano and smith could return also, making panik a possible option on the bench
still doesnt change the fact that rodney exists
Porqoui?

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CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!! DID MY CUBBLY WUBBLYS WIN TODAY????

Yes. The parade is tomorrow.

Yes because they played at home.

Cubs getting 1 hit shutout by Anibal "89 MPH fastball" Sanchez

>9-0
so they only win against their own division? in wrigley field of course

comeback time

sanchez has some insane split with his home/away splits iirc.

cubblywubbly :3

Mets have the energy. They can no longer be stopped

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>Cubs lose 9-0 at home
BUT BUT YOU TOLD ME THE SCOREBOARD WAS CHEATING FOR THEM?

the cubs are a team that can be #exposed. I cant see them making it

my cubblywubblies :3

at least until they find a way to fuck it up

cubbie wubbie want cummy wummy

Good game, Cubs. Stay mad, Mets.

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>based rizz

as a cubs fan please have leniency & mercy

94953158
no

Source?

94953158
kill this guy

cubbie wubbie wuvvy yummy :33

cubbie cummie yayz! (^・ω・^ )

as a cubs fan i really just want to swallow semen

as a cubs fan please help me out of the closet

Who's the best Indians starter

(ﾉΦωΦ)ﾉ
nya cubbie nyaaa!

IMO clevinger

>cusb

Imagine being a cubs fan LMAOOOOOOOOOO

>mest

Scritches for everyCub! Cubbiewubbies win! X///3

OOOOOOOO
MIGOSH
DID SOMEONE SAY SCRITCHEZ?!

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CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!

this is freaky friday...

cubs fan here!!!

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Faggot

o///w///o

Fux the cusb

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Faggot

stupid fuck

Cocksucker

Retard alert

hi is this the cubs fans thread?

Based cubbiewubbie, we're over in where they let us be ourselves :3

as a cubs fan i am out and proud

we're here
we're queer
and we want your free beer

cubbie wubbie suckie wuckie ??? o///w///o

kek scuba

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Mets win!

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mettie jetties wins da eries!

She's entirely made of jello.
That's not her skull.

I had no idea

i hate these uniforms
also thanks scalpers for taking 10 dollar dollar met tickets and making them 70

the whole concept is faggy as shit. i have respect for the guys who just use their last name instead of some cringey, try hard nickname.

>fish

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Can barely even see the black guys. They blend right in with their uniform

>Already two doubles for Jacob Tyler

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This thread is almost over so i just wanted to say twisn

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500th for
>cusb

>501st
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alright baby talker make the new thread chop chop

500th reply according to the site
your browser extension is counting posts

>implying op can ever be fpbp
>the shanty town of this loser

>Counting replies when literally everyone else on this site counts posts
scuba kek

>Dylan Cease

cy suck

Wow that's racist

lower right corner of the page and anyone trying to get first post say otherwise, reach harder

508th for
>cusb

>509th
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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