/copalib/ - rivar edition

VAI TOMAR NO CU CURINTIA
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AQUI E FLUMINENSE PORRA

Nacho Fernandez is so underrated, he deserves to get called for the NT. Also it's weird he doesn't get offers from Europe

I care

he's good but he doesn't have the level for that, he deserves a game there at least

btw no one cares but Nike makes the worse kits ffs lads

LOS AZULES ME PERSIGUEN POR QUE FUMO MARIHUANA

Nike is shit

YO LOS MANDO AAAAAAAARRRRGGGH

lads, LADS, remember the last time an uruguayan club won the cup?

is there any good br rock band there is currently active?

pega no meu scocco

I dont

Yes

i remember the time i saw this very cute uruguayan girl

>no more libertadores until the next tuesday
hold me bros.

>riverwinslolcup

Not sure if the last, but the best one is def this:
youtube.com/watch?v=UEUoIuNl59Y
>aBerica

>plays a mere 4 minutes
>manages to become the worst player of the match
So this is the power of el Neymar colombiANO.

NO GALLARDO CAN'T BE FUCKING MY ALINA

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this tournament is disgusting

No one beats us in vibe

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NO ALINA CAN'T BE FUCKING MY GALLARDO

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oxi mainha vamo faze uns gol

based

>implying there were any br good rock bands to begin with

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oh I get it, it's not funny because they all saw Penadoy campeon

NacioANAL in 1988

king gizzard and th...
>br
fuck me, m8...titãs?

how does one even reach such levels of basedness?

>titãs
based boomer band
youtube.com/watch?v=ATHRqt8vUJw

/copakino/ time boys

>riBer literally needed 2 penalties to beat >cerro
Its over, this is ours.

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Gallardo said they don't practice penalties but you can tell some players have improved a lot.
Cheeky bastard.

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He said that practicing penalties it's pointless and he's right, anything can happens in a match

Gallarado packed meat in the rear and he went to the US in 98' to get an experimental HIV treatment.
Fact.

UMA

cabeça dinossauro is a masterpiece
youtube.com/watch?v=diJMzgpbrI4

Nah, it's pretty much Tony Belloto's solo project, and he was always shit.
>no Fromer (RIP)
>no Ciro Pessoa
>no Nando Reis
>no Arnaldo Antunes
>not even fucking Paulo Miklos
More zombified than the Simpsons. Just end it gracefully with one last show.

Should I import some A grade young brazilian ass? I have a girl still attached from over there and she's pretty fucking hot

youtu.be/F4gqnN0Vods

I think this confirms his contact with the Bog brothers.

ACABOH

Why would you inflict such a horrible punishment to an innocent girl?

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lads, LADS, remember the last time a chilean club won the cup?

>memellin

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No need to add to what's already a shameful amount of misery.

Meme metal is the most powerful music genre in existence.

youtube.com/watch?v=F9wifg-SBbU

Baka got dabbed on hard in the semis

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i'd say go for it my dude if you can benefit from it (aka be able to have intercourse everyday)

FRED

WILMAAAAAAAAAA

SIMPSON, SON LOS SIMPSON
LA FAMILIA MAS SENSACIONAL

what do you mean
you mean my misery or hers?
yeah that's a given
she had the best ass I ever had, and I had a fair amount of it (shamefully including traps)
plus she'd make all my exes seethe because she's younger and hotter than all of them
will maybe post a pic if you're not faggots

Colective misery of what's middle ground hapiness.

SUPERSONICO

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PARECE QUE HOY
TODO LO QUE VES
ES SEXO EN LA TELE
Y VIOLENCIA EN EL CINE

For me its Nene

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>she had the best ass I ever had, and I had a fair amount of it (shamefully including traps)
C A T A M A R C A
A
T
A
M
A
R
C
A

degenerado

People have been posting tinder girls here and nothing bad ever happened

this

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dunno what you're on man, but
have sex
and you'll snap out of it
porteño actually
I meant literal faggots, not doxxing or some shit along those lines

for me it's the cucu

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Of course you don't know, you spend your day fucking transvestites.

I want to see that was, post it

youtube.com/watch?v=F64yFFnZfkI
I like this song, please like this song /copalib/

EL CIELO RESPLANCEDECE EN MI ALREDEDOOOOOR

Even as a meme Massacration riffs are really good which makes it even better youtu.be/kPM0mD8hrUw

For me, it's Ahagon.

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link?

That ass*

based

im actually a yunfag

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he come to town

cndf124.blogspot.com/p/directv-sports.html#

b725ae0ede27e3c3fdfe4cea974b189c28b89255/

I predict 2 guys sent off in corinthians x fluminense

Regarding riffs, Nanowar has them beat.
youtube.com/watch?v=jzBFpoRowH4
Also, they got Fabio fucking Lione to sing about Dildo Faggins, Barbie's nipple-less tits and the _dark lord's_ """Tower"""
youtube.com/watch?v=gX_TxKa0dCY

haha nice try

>that lady with the middle fingers
KEK

>yellow for nene

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>DIMinuto

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medellin lost 2-1 against rionegro at home, kek
santa b - aberica right now

MILJAUS

I'm not much into animeopening-core, but I liked quite a bit, specially from 2:50 foward

what are the lyrics about?

Thinkin bout those red cards

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the lyrics are in the video in like 20 languages mano

is this legit? i never trust ace links from here

where is your hot brazilian girl argiebro

I bought a 6x473 beer pack for only 96 argie bolivares

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>red/white vs white/red

my fucking eyes

we need more muderball

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fucking based

Both teams are dog shit

twitter.com/MaxDias9/status/1164675977617858565?s=20

Where?

Thats dirt cheap nice.

God, this match sucks

brazil's passtime

in the supermarket, it was on offer at 160 and a friends had a 40% discount, pretty good deal

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which brand?
my local chino has shit beer for 210 or 250

Miller, I don't know if it's good but I don't really care

it was one of you guys wasn't it

como chegar nas cherosas

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>Santa B
Pls get Relegated

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would ya?

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Without a doubt

who wouldnt

VAI TOMAR NO CU GLOBOESPORTE
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AQUI E PROGRAMA DO NETO PORRA

>cherosas
>>>/valetudo/

>nene

Esse jogo está uma porra

For me, it's Rin.

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Based

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>essa pressão que corinthians está sofrendo dentro de casa

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Não dá pra elogiar essa porra de time, puta que pariu

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>muh amazonas

fucking STOP

Unironically its a big deal tho

there were two flamerdistas kissing each other at the BBBasco vs flamerda match

Só passo raiva assistindo esse time.

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>tf
>tp
errytiem

>SANTA FUE
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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what the fuck is gansos problem

t. global warming is a hoax

>t. Bolsonaro

t.

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Nobody cares about that in Brazil

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dude, we deforest it to grow your coke, we deforest it to extract anything (even cheap minerals), hell, we deforest it for FUN.

and now that there's a president globalist elites don't like, you dare to say 'I care'?

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>implying you wouldn't fuck an art hoe
I honestly would

imagine replying to idiotas

not to mention the european and american cosmetic industry, or norways mining camps.

GOOOOOL

All I said is that its a big deal, but keep getting triggered by some fat kid on a Mongolian sheep herding forum.

gol de camerino

gol de quem

I did, and it was awesome.
It didn't cure her feminism, though.

I don't want to fuck you, slut

Nice, I would kill to fuck one, Shame about the feminism. Usually they need a good dicking to get them to quit that bullshit.

not even mad, social media is a bunch of reactive ignorant self entitled people.
Not just here, here is nice in fact.

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Boselli

>ganso was playing for fluminense
Wtf. Since when he gave up warming benches in Spain?

How much does AOC charge for sex?
She's dumb as fuck, as all commies are, but my dick does not discriminate between political affiliations.

Since like, January

You know you would if I was a grill. Don't lie faggot.

Sadly, that's just a meme. But then again, I fucked her only twice. Maybe that's something gradual?

>feminist bitches in my uni refer to being pregnant as "having a fetus"

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I would drill her like the oil fields in saudi arabia. Muh dick

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>fazendo faculdade

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Have you tried fucking her more? it probably is something gradual.

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Dehumanization at it's finest. I'm Fine with abortions, but that's just stretching it.
And seriously, feminism became such a damn cult where you can't criticize anything about it. Why's that?

Fucking why?

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Kek. Refer to menstruation as failure flushing in front of them

Should we ban non sudaca flags y/n

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Because muh feelings, and muh toxic masculinity allows women to start becoming as degenerate as possible without any expectation for consequence.

Unfortunately I cut all ties with her after I finished my college course.
I shoudn't have done that. She was probably the best fuck I've ever had. She came a shitload of times in our two encoumters and was about to suggest me to some of her friends. And she was a solid 7 to boot.

What if im a sudaca?

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n
now i remembered the two odd anons who wanted to change our name to /sudaca/
fucking kek

No but we should ban avatarfagging

yes

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>art hoe
>best fuck
>came a shitload of times
>even wanted to suggest to her friends
was her name julia

a decent 7 as well

This match was trash desu

Nah, only yuropoors. Central americana área Bros. And murricans occasionally being nice bants, and there's the occasional CHI as well.
Yurofags, on the other hand, only come here to insult us and be tools.

What a fucking shame. Feminism aside that sounds like borderland gf type.

>tfw Bogotanas will have the pretties faces, but negative asses/tits

For me it's still Caleñas, because I'm kinda cumbrain myself

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Fucking Santa Fue, all you had to do was LOSE

fuck me, classic goal

Nope, her name was Jéssica .

Had I fucked her more times, maybe I could have made her fall in love with me and never ser another guy again. I think parte of what made me go away from her was the fact she was a total slut. Seriously, she even told me she could only stay in a hostel in Amsterdam for free by fucking the owner.

Caleñas are nice, for me are mujeres Tolimenses.
>perfect mix of Indio and Spanish
>Good brown skin but not too dark.

puan¿

>santa B

>santa b

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A LA B JUEPUTAAAA

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bros did they really only win 1 match in the whole tournament

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we fucking did it america bros

Stay away from sluts, Its never worth it. If the sex is TOO good that means she is a crazy bitch.

do you mean santa b? yes

Intermedio matchday 5 results, Slowpoke edition

>Group A
Nacional 1-1 River
Danubio 1-2 Boston
Progreso 3-1 Defensor
Peñarol 0-0 Juventud

>Group B
Fenix 0-1 Plaza
Cerro Largo 2-0 Cerro
Wanderers 4-3 Rampla
Liverpool 3-1 Racing

-Everyone except Danubio can be the winner of Group A
-Cerro Largo, Liverpool and Plaza fighting to win Group B
-Peñarol & River leaders of group A, Cerro Largo leader of group B
-Peñarol, Cerro Largo, Nacional & Fenix on CopaLib (the former two on groups, the latter two on preLib)
-Liverpool, Progreso, Danubio & Wanderers on CopaSud
-Boston, Rampla & Juventud relegation zone

redpill me on Boston, why are they shit now?

Abreu hasn´t made a single goal yet, plus signing random shitters.

for me, it's
>fenix

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they added an accent mark and are now bostón

I remember them being pretty decent a while back, Shame.
kek

Have you noticed how every time a big defeat happens due to a certain factor, River learns from the defeat and improves on said factor?

>2017: Lanus comes back from 3-0 because River went all out attack instead of parking the bus and closing the match
2018: River learns how to park the bus and close matches

>2018: River gets BTFO from both Copa Argentina and Club World Cup in penalty shootouts, with some players kicking like shit and Armani saving almost nothing
2019: River players are now penalty experts and Armani saves a lot in shootouts

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benulties are 70% mentality
Confidence is the key, that's why river got better and why the NT chocked x2 versus Chile

liga aguila ii clausura jornada 7 done

results:

bucaros 1 - 1 tolima
once caldas 2 - 2 patriotas
enviado 0 - 0 burrior
casi 0 - 0 a.nal
jaguares 0 - 0 oil alliance
diminuto 1 - 2 river black
santa b 1 - 2 la mechita

pending matches from this jornada:

los bananeros - mill8s
huilel - cucuta
la equidad - pasto

jornada 8 start this saturday with pasto - union magdalena

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jannies are asleep, post rochas

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el bumpo nocturno haciendo oficio antes de ir a trabajar

Vai flamengo!

I was woken for the "Catamarca" signal
Quien lo conoce al pibe que gano dorada en Lima 2019?

I was woken by the alarm clock
No lo conozco, se que cursó en el quintana y ahora entró a la unca, la chica con la que compitió es de La Rioja, based NorteñANOS

mo friaca
'''''''''''''aquecimento global''''''''''''''''''

Mornin' frens. Fuck bolsonaro

Lads
I dreamt of a Baka vs Fluminense finals ending in a major chimpout with dead people included

heh

Ban:
>tripfags
>anime posters
>politics posters
>posters who insisting on talking in spanish/portuguese
There, solved /copalib/s problems.

Lads

LADS

For me, it's

>A cheeky 3-0 victory for Cerro next week

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'morning, copalib
Oh, hello

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Why do sports journalists change their opinions every weak?

There, now copalib is dead

journalists arent even people

I wish I was a sports journalist, I already say stupid stuff all the time, why not get paid for it

We'll never have another Nelson Rodrigues nor another João Saldanha. That's just sad.
Also, the only journalist worse than sports ones are gaming ones.

Portuguese rant On match days is based tho

>journalism

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>No Spanish/Portuguese
>No Anime
>No occasional politics to stir the pot and point out the based retards
You literally kill /copalib/ by doing this.

We could with the first two, but the latter one is just grounds for absolute shitshows where nobody's ever right.
I say report every single politics post and move on.

They always work on the assumption that their audience was born yesterday and will take any bullshit as gospel. Either that, or pandering to a certain fanbase.

does anyone but boomers read sports journo articles anyway

Because they're hacks

>2000+(6*3+1)
>people still caring about periosidas

sup perros

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rate our third kit /copalib/

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Bahia is family

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vitória is burn

How old are you?

We have Lúcio de Castro, José Trajano and Juca Kfouri

who /futsal/ here?
might go watch a game tonight

vasco

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Happy Birthday to Portuguesa

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that's sad
;_;

tripfags need to die
anime posters need to stop being incels
both of those can go and /copalib/'s quality would go up a notch
>posters who insist on talking in spanish/portuguese
these are fine, except when it's 5 macacos shitting up the thread with their monkey autism

I hate women

based post pics

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i hate men

that's a man

youtube.com/watch?v=Qx7naOzlQvU

I know

is there anyone funnier than a short fat guy

I'm 175cm long fuck off

yeah but are you even funny

how did you guys felt when your mom died?

My mom is still alive, but god forbid that happens soon. If your mom is dead Im really sorry to hear that bro.

I hate my mom

Perro banana

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is this your perro?
if it isn't, adopt him

Remember the 6 trillion trees Yea Forums

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It belongs to the streets

which

The weird thing about me is that I've never ever played a football game, but played futsal and beach soccer a lot.

At least their supporters didn't hijack it like it happened with the pizzas.

Alright guys, might as well post it today: in 24 bongs, Ferroviário will play their hardest match yet against Trust from Sergipe. If they win, they snab the last vacancy to the Série C quarterfinals, salvaging their terrible slump.
I can guarantee you tomorrow is gonna be LIT at based PV, and I'll be there. Hopefully the other Ferroviário homie will also attend.

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I played in goal because I'm a manlet. But I never really played it after my transition (to the field) after my 15 yo.

Ferroviário still has my support, ill be watching, good luck bro.

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I told my boss to not go because he's a pecho frio. He isn't from here but all the games he went to we lost
Don't worry I won't get fired because I'm concursado.

kkkkk

Kek based
Luckily I'm a freela, so almost no boss to answer to. Sadly, my jobs have been kinda drying, but at least I can work at my own pace and keep my debts at bay.

Sweet, thanks chicano bro!

I hate copalib

I'm a longlife confianca supporter, but I really enjoy ferroviarioposting

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You shouldn't

The fuck you know gringo

>he thinks im a gringo
I'm probably darker than you kek

we don't think about you at all

Both teams are choking in last matches

Blacks can be gringos too

for the last time the american posting here is colombia
the swede is chilean

there's a cruzeirense that posts with the american flag as well

To us gringo just means a foreigner, like gaijin.
You can be from Nigeria and you would still be a gringo.

Gringo means foreigner but from the us
A french dude would never be called a gringo

and the portuguese is a faggot

Of course you dont, your rigged cup never allows us to play

Over here he absolutely would. In fact, even other Latinos like you, Chileans, would be called gringos over here lol

t.benficafag
AQUI É PORTO PORRA

How is that even possible? Both teams are going for the win, since it's what guarantees their qualification for sure.
Also, rumour has it the Confiança supporters that will come in a caravan from Aracaju will team up with some local barras to stir up trouble in the stadium before and after the match.

Are you sure it's not just you? Biggest country in south america, would be crazy if you were using the word wrong all this time

CONMEBOL gave you guys two titles and you still have the nerve to complain about rigging

hes right

>implying I'd support a foreign club
>implying I'd support a foreign nigger club
miss me with that gay shit m8

Gringo here means anyone who's non latin white, black people are just Negros.

shut up gringo

A draw and both teams can get eliminated because Santa Cruz and bootleg BTFOgo can overtake them.

That barely makes up for the finals stolen by independiente

*realizing ABC already is relegated*

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No, I'm definetly right.
Gringo here just means foreginer. And not even in a pejorative way. Just foreigner.
Its easier to call someone gringo than estrangeiro.

If you need any financial help just let me know.
I'd gladly help a /copalib/ bro and I have these spare knee pads...

Yeah, there's that. But I still trust they're going for blood. My only hope is that the matches involving Imperatriz and Santa Cruz don't become jogo de comadres to leave >us out.

How long until Arabs/Russians start buying out SA clubs?

They can buy smaller Clubs. Big ones I would say that is almost impossible.
They operate under specific regulations and statues. They are not companies that can be bought like they are in the USA for example. They are... well... Clubs.

chinks were attempting to buy some

Very based, thanks a lot! Let's see how it goes.

Well, Red Bull already bought Bragantino.
Better yet, they founded their own team, which later fused with Bragantino. It seems to be working well for now, since they are leading Série B, but who knows what the future holds? I don't think this model could be sustainable in the long run, though.

There were rumors about chinks buying U de Chile, 2nd biggest club here.
Didnt happen though

>Máutico x Santa CUs
>jogo de comadres

Why not? I can see Bragantino making a relative impact in Serie A.

Brazilian Ñoño wants to legalize this

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Please no, Chinese and Arabs fucking ruin everything.

I mean, just look how small teams perform after being left alone, Palmeiras for example: After Parmalat and Trafic it went was really downhill and it will happen again when Crefisa leaves.

For me, it's Botafogo

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dumbest thing i've read all day

he's right though you fucking retard

/canchaposting/ time, teams are warming up. Game starts in a few bings

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Based, Keep us posted

Already got some snacks
Churrasquinho was 7,5/10

Who is playing? Where? Details.

Tubarão - Intelli
Liga nacional de futsal, literally the only game happening right now

Any qt grills there?

bateu aquela bad :(

>tfw o time da minha cidade não joga na liga desde 2017

Of course my lad
Só fiquei sabendo que time daqui tinha voltado pra liga esse ano kek

End of half time, 1-1. Their goalie is helping a lot in the build up, and when >our goalie finally stepped out of his box, he scored a goal

Is it true that cariocas hate pagode? Why?

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esta todo tranqui por aqui, como deberia ser todo el tiempo.

a really short buffed guy

>VAI JOGAR, LOURO JOSÉ
Yelled a random dude to the player with bleached hair trying to make wax

>Arsenal 0-2 San Lorenzo
I can't wait for Arsenal to get fucked again

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Tubarão 1-1 Intelli
Fucking bus parkers content with the draw made the game difficult

tranquilo o caralho esse morro ta mt queto xuxa

Vieron los vídeos con audio del var? No coordina el tiempo djajdjsd
Que asco me da la conmbol

Send the videos bro

youtube.com/watch?v=AePdBYWwe7w

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based narcobro

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i know that feel

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>mfw Tevez' series is actually good

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what is it called

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not available here unfortunately

With Juan Minujin as el turco Ham for season 2

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Are you talking about this, argie?

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*gunshots in the distance*

sorry, some fucking gatos in my roof again

just finished watching el padrino 2
I kinda want to be a mobster now

*lonely silence*

well, i did take care of the cats on the roof problem

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>took him two years to come back
>played a grand total of 67 minutes since then
>couldn't even cut it on the Japanese second division
>tore his left ACL because he was overcompensating for his faulty right leg
T-thank you, Carlitos.

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Guys I went to a bar and now I'm fucked up.

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YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
I'M OUT OF TIME
BUT I'M OUT OF MY HEAD WHEN YOU'RE NOT AROUND

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God I love vice city. Best gta by far.

yeah it's my favourite too
I liked the others too, but none can match that "vice" feel, you know?

>1980s miami
>clubs
>drugs
>decent violence with Cubans, Hatians and Colombians
Litterally the perfect GTA.

>Hurrrr lets BEGIN our fucking party at 12am.
Why are costeños the real niggers of Colombia?
Fuck costeños and fuck justnior.

>Hurrrr lets BEGIN our fucking party at 12am
based

vallejarto o salsita?

>be me
>have a costeño friend from Necoclí
>guy always texts me at 11 PM asking to go to a bar.
I swear this guys doesn't work.

v

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s

c

youtube.com/watch?v=YUqhvLOSDGY

o

colombiano é arrombado

Cumbia > memes

youtube.com/watch?v=cY0cEvrUSqE

upvoted

i'm sorry but it goes in this order
perros > memes de perros > memes > cumbia

No, this is YOUR order, the real one is

cumbia = perros > memes

Today is Bay Day

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>we want the ABC1 teenage girl audience

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Fun fact: During our home matches in Série C, Ferroviário has been selling big cups with the image of legendary players that performed for the team.
This is today's honored player.

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Futebol

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I hope you are getting all of them

I can smell the amazonas

Superlelga today
> Gimnasia LP - Defensa y Justicia
> Velez - Newells
> Rosario Central - Patronato
> Independiente - Colon

Naciomal today
> Temperley - Nueva Chicago
> Atlanta - Mitre
> Dep. Moron - Brown de Puerto Madryn
> Barracas Central - Alvarado
> San Martin SJ - Estudiantes BA
> Gimnasia J - Chacarita
> Independiente Rivadavia - Ferro

Achei que esse cheiro de queimado era da tua rosca kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

OH SNAP

how can I recover?

>parks the bus
>celebrates 0-0
The absolute state of mulambo football

tfw you find out that the women from the amazon are not 2 meters tall and extremely strong
this world is pure disappointment.

fuuuck i didn't greentext

Is that what they're calling it now.

Pls gambá, you do the same

Partying hard before the Ferrão game!

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Reminder that Zeca Camargo and Raí were gay lovers

based

Goal Bay My Cum. 1-0.

Gilberto

Proerd é o programa
Proerd é a solução
Lutando contra as drogas
Ensinando a dizer não

espero que voces nao sejam arrombados

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The gall of this nigga posting this shit on a pro-vela thread.

WEED USERS ARE NOT EVEN PEOPLE

youtube.com/watch?v=D04mBspXpFw

youtube.com/watch?v=KFhRYLcfkf4

cringe

Ferroviário posters are the most based in /copalib/, keep up the good work bros.

t. druggy joe

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i would hold hands with alex mergon not gonna lie but shes a ho

Fuck that shit, I'd ravage her ass and turn her straight.

Thanks for the heads up, m8. Much appreciated.

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Time to dring Gagau
youtube.com/watch?v=4-URaPcirXE

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What a fucking piece of shit, are all congolombians rats like this guy?
globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/flamengo/noticia/ameaca-de-nao-entrar-em-campo-refugos-e-queda-de-braco-os-bastidores-de-cuellar-no-flamengo.ghtml

A song on Recife

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Forgot the link, sorry
youtube.com/watch?v=hmOWK8nweww

Are you Recifense?
What can we expect from Naútico x Santa Cruz today?

Not recifense. I was searching for some Reginaldo Rossi songs and I have found this song.

youtube.com/watch?v=F7HI7ghLJWs

AMANHÃ DE NOITE NOIS TA COMO?

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lmao

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Alt. Mineiro 0-1 Bahia. Finally Bahia wins away.

go bay my cum

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For me, it's Villa Esp/a/ñola

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Thats a man baby

>Goku
Based

>Fagruto
Cringe

based

this

>Yeah, I'm flamenguista. What gave it away?

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>What gave it away?
your intellect

>Y QUE?!
90s nostalgia as f

cringe

how does one acquire a gf with a cute tummy every thot is fat as shit lately

Once in my life I would love to share a blunt with Mexican Bart.

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its argentine not mexican thansk

>tfw no Tomboy gf
Tomboys are the true redpill

>short hair
thats a yikes from me

>Sudaca bart
>Mexican

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>blunt
>mexican
>bart
el perüaner ario senores

your latent homosexuality over some random jacked dude's dick you saw on the internet

>He doesn't like short hair
>He wants his women shedding hair all over the place and even clogging the drain.
My ex used to glof the drain of my shower and never cared to clean it up. Fucking infuriating.

hair >> ass >> tits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feet

>No thighs
>No Hips
>No Lips

hair > ass = lips > hips > thighs > tits >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feet

where do you rank voice?

you guys are forgetting the neck, the neck is underrated

eyes and belly too

Stop talking about w*men please

no

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hair > ass = lips > voice > eyes > hips > thighs > tits > belly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> neck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feet

> O Bologna apareceu na jogada, e a possibilidade de ir para Europa mexeu com o jogador e seus familiares. Um segundo empresário, este intermediário da oferta italiana, que teve valores parecidos com a do Al Hilal, embarcou para o Rio com o sentimento de que fecharia negócio. No entanto, saiu do saiu do avião com a notícia de que já havia o "Ok" para os árabes. Todas as partes ficaram insatisfeitas.
> e seus familiares

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Fuck you, it's his last chance to go to Europe before he's too old.
Go buy some old hue like Luis Gustavo.

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I don't think he was referring to that

Guys I'm leaving for Ferroviário matches in a few bings, but today round is very special so I will give you a quick overview.

Today is the last round of Série C (3º division) group stage for group A where all teams have something to fight for, either it's to qualify for knock out stages or to avoid relegation. And a bunch of Clássico's (teams from the same state) too.

All games are set to start at 17:00h HUE time (GMT -3), so expect a lot of confusion, time-wasting, delays on purpose, all the best Sudaca matches have to offer.

3 out 5 games will be streamed on DAZN, it is not hard to find a Youtube stream.

Ferroviário - Confiança (both times have a chance to advance to the next stage. A draw isn't welcome.) @ DAZN and Band Nordeste

Globo x ABC (ABC is already relegated, but it's a game between teams from the same state and Globo is fighting against relegation. Globo has to win its game and Treze has to lose against Botafogo in order to Globo stay at Série C next year)

Náutico x Santa Cruz (Naútico is already classified for the knockout stages, but needs to win to ensure his right to play the knockout stage 2 leg game to be played at home; Santa Cruz has chances to qualify to next stage, winning is vital. A classic game.

Sampaio Corrêa x Imperatriz (Sampaio is much like Naútico, and Imperatriz needs to win to qualify. Another game between teams from same State) @ DAZN
Treze x Botafogo-PB (Treze is fighting against relegation and is on the rise. Botafogo has chances to qualify but it's hard and it will depend on a lot of match results combinations). Another game from teams from the same state.

All in all: 2 teams are already qualified for the knockout stage with teams from group B, there's 2 spots left and 6 teams fighting for it. Shit gonna be intense.

Also, don't forget to send your energy to Ferrão, I'll be hincha posting today.

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>Costeños
>Salsa
They are the niggers of the place not only for their unsanitary practices and behaviors but because of their shit taste.
Fuck Celedón and fuck costeños (again)

>neck below belly
>eyes that high

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>Millonarios vs Cali tonight
>Winner becomes the leader
Pray for >us that >our defense wont be total dogshit.

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For me, it's the true Colombian clásico

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fuck mill8s and fuck casi, both are shit teams.

>>eyes that high
i bet you live in a area with 99% brown eyed people

Let's go, boys

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MIIIILJAAAAAUS!

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temos grama
youtube.com/watch?v=IcWs_WQFDUo

nice, if my fun project with a friend ever comes out, i'll share the ep with you bros too
and i guarantee it's worse than temos grama

Dile a Bart aue estoy a aca

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ferroviariobro is the most based poster in this thread
for me its ferrao chopp

oh shit, i forgot, ferroviario plays today.

you can watch this match here in 4min, pray for Ferrao
youtube.com/watch?v=OuJNCSYy8AA

bro post qts watching the game

time for kino

>La persona que subió este video no permitió que estuviera disponible en tu país

put nsfw behind youtube see if it works

VAI TOMAR NO CU GAYBBBIO
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AQUI E FURACAO PORRA

VAI TOMAR NO CU FERROVIARIO
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AQUI E CONFIANCA PORRA

twitter.com/zonacero/status/1165007409963786240

rip perro

Isto aquí

>TRUSTNIGGAS
trust suporters get the rope

twitter.com/Juezcentral/status/1165068811915190272

based

>bolivia is the one burning to the ground
>we get all the money
based

Cheers, pls stab someone

based

FERROVAIRIOOOOOOOOO

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Puta madre, que golazo se metio pasto.

>the absolute state of congolombia refs
No era gol de pasto, btw

Those twin towers are iconic to /canchaposting/ now.

Winning time!

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...

> queda de braços
Does this mean arm wrestling (as in, back and forth negotiations) or crossing your arms (as a spoiled kid)?

his arms fell

Série B?

based
did the pé frio boss attend the match?

Based

It means both him and club are in a standoff

Are you getting drunk tonight now?

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Paulo Miranda retardado filha da puta

I dunno
I've sent a message in our workgroup because Im abusado lol.

Someone should shop a Pepe in a Ferroviario jersey.

MAZINHO

C A T - E A T E R S

Segunda matchday 14 results

Rentistas 1-1 Villa Española
Atenas 3-0 Bella Vista
Albion 1-2 Dvo.Maldonado
Cerrito 2-2 Central
IASA 0-0 Torque
Villa Teresa 2-0 Tacuarembo

Maldonado recovers the lead, Atenas returns to playoff spot while Cerrito leaves said spot, Bella Vista on relegation zone

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
Fuck, positions (W/D/L):

1st. Deportivo Maldonado 30pts 9/3/2
2nd. Rentistas 28pts 8/4/2
3rd. Torque 26pts 7/5/2
4th. V.Española 23pts 6/5/3
5th. V.Teresa 21pts 6/3/5
6th. Atenas 20pts 6/2/6
7th. Cerrito 20pts 5/5/4
8th. IASA 18pts 5/3/6
9th. Albion 17pts 5/2/7
10th. Tacuarembo 12pts 3/3/8
11th. Bella Vista 11pts 3/2/9
12th. Central Español 6pts 1/3/10

Based Thirteen avoided relegation :^)

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We choked.
My dissapointment os unmeasureable and my day is ruined.

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Press F to pay respects

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Ferroviário 2-2 Confiança. Confiança qualifies to next stage.

Confiança's anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=moPFJqIk_74

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fuck globo

>mfw both Rosario teams get relegated and Colón wins sudakino

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>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
I guess we are in that time of the year

F

Sorry to see that bro, at least they tried.

Whos the qt redhead?

Posts that didnt age well.

no verdão this weekend

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look who's back

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haven't seen the irish palmeirense in a while as well

south american officials forcing another river boca fixture
as if all the draws arnt fixed

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