DAL: Report: Cowboys have made recent Zeke offer
WAS: RapSheet: NE, Trent Williams report is false
NE: Patrick Chung cited for cocaine possession
BAL: Justice Hill has 'makings' of a third-down RB
NE: Patriots RB Damien Harris impressing the F.O.
ARZ: K. Johnson had best camp of any AZ Cardinal?
CHI: Anthony Miller (ankle) could be limited Wk 1
ARZ: Official: Cards ink Crabtree to one-year deal
CLE: Nick Chubb to be used more in passing game?
KC: Darwin Thompson 'leaps' Hyde on depth chart
PIT: Steelers OC: McDonald won't see more snaps
LAC: Gordon's holdout expected to leak into season
LAR: Darrell Henderson to get 9-12 weekly touches?
OAK: Darren Waller again shining at Raiders camp
SEA: Penny 'falling further' behind Chris Carson?
CHI: Matt Nagy wants to dial back Cohen's workload
MIA: Dolphins extend WR Jakeem Grant through 2023
TB: Ronald Jones dealing with swelling in knee
KC: Carlos Hyde again left off roster projection
SF: Pettis played all 11 snaps with starters Mon.
/nfl/ General: How do you feel about other teams edition?
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>not posting a blank template
Shiggy diggy, user.
Greeting from Canada
Bears win superbowl
Timothy Bradly will NEVER win another Owl.
Mark my words.
Too bad the bears don't have a real bear as a mascot that Parkey can try and kidnap Finkle style.
I’d believe you if the pats didn’t look the best they’ve looked on paper in years
Why does a Chiefs fan hate the Stoolers, Ratbirds, and Aints so much?
If Gronk were in football shape and unretired/rejoined to start the season, I'd be convinced of a 16-0 or 15-1 season this year.
>thinks they need a banged up old gronk when they have a sober Flash Gordon (ahhhhh)
>sober Flash Gordon
Maybe for the first three games.
Gronk is unretiring this year. He's hinted at it numerous times, and he's been seen doing football workouts in Texas. He's probably coming back by October.
>8 posts early
>Giants vs Bengals
>Redskins vs Falcons
>Panthers vs Patriots
>Ravens vs Eagles
>Packers vs Raiders
>Jags vs Fins
What game we watching tonight, lads?
Reminder Patriots Chase Winovich was drafted in the 3rd round and his comp is former 1st rounder Clay Matthews, Packers traded a 2 and two 3s for the Patriots 1st round pick that yielded Clay Matthews.
Destiny
Patriots and Panthers, obviously. Ravens and Eagles is also acceptable.
I'm getting Jasg v. Fins
are cam and brady playing tonight?
>me likey losers
>me hate winnerz
Why was Rashad Penny a flop?
This is Yea Forums, my dude. That is par for the course.
dude, flash is gonna be eating tom's home made honey and sleeping in copper undies all season long
Source on Gronk working out?
I believe Brady is playing. Unsure who his WRs will be. I don't think Edelman and DT are cleared for a game, although off the PUP/NFI. I believe Meredith is still on the injury list. N'keal Harry probably still injured. Leaves Jakobi Meyers, Dorsett, Patterson, Braxton Berrios, and Gunner for WRs.
>comp is former 1st rounder Clay Matthews
that's just the hair, bro
Seahawks first round pick.
Cam is said to be, no word on Tom, but I'd be surprised if he wasn't in for at least a drive.
I ain't above it.
Ratbirds I meant to put 5, Saints just rub me the wrong way with bounty gate bullshit desu, and them suing the league.
Chiefs historically have like a .200 winrate against the Steelers, who beat us in my opinion the most embarrassing way in playoffs, by winning entirely off of fieldgoals. no TDs.
Yinzers are also the absolute worst
>roots for afc choke artists
>his side bitch is the nfc choke artists
shan't be posting in this gay nigger general kys
*wins the AFC South*
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>The takeaway is simple: NFL teams looking to get their running backs involved in the passing game would be better off targeting receivers and tight ends, instead.
Why do RBs still overestimate their value?
Does everyone here really love >their team at the maximum level? I hate >my team.
Nigga no, i only love the vikings because they're the one team to give us a fucking superbowl u fuck.
How haven't the Seahawks imploded? Their drafting has been trash after 2012 with the exception of getting Frank Clark and Tyler Lockett in 2015.
How did you come to that conclusion exactly?
>Likes chiefs over Raiders
>Dislike dolphins, bengals, vikings
>Also 90% of Clevelanders like the bills due to shared trauma
it seems like ur trying to fit in real hard buddy
>Everyone hates the Ravens
It's funny how one obnoxious person can have such a rippling effect.
If RBs are pointless, why don’t teams stop employing them and start using empty backfields?
>Everyone hates the Ravens
I don't
jags fins! fins up bros
12 is the best personnel grouping.
Fight me
Baltimore fags cried about how it was so unfair their team was moved, and then had zero self-awareness when they stole someone else’s team. That’s why people hate them.
az and carolina being switched was really upsetting my autism
I don’t know what that is, like the 12th man or like Based TB12?
So...a colorblind person made this, I'm pretty sure.
Maybe Pete is a better coach than most outsiders would see, they do seem to be fairly adept at squeezing out occasional good performances from undrafted no name types. Russell giving stability on the offensive side of the ball year to year is also a huge boon.
So you have 5 eligible receivers on the field when you're on offense. The first digit is the # of running backs; the second digit is the number of tight ends; the remainder is the number of wide receivers.
Thus 12 personnel is 1 RB, 2 TE, and 2 WR's. An empty set (00) is 0 RB, 0 TR, and 5 WR's, etc.
Russell Wilson has been carrying them hard
DIGGS
SIDELINE
TOUCHDOWN
UNBELIEVABLE
VIKINGS WIN IT
>likes falcons
>doesn’t hate panthers as much as several out of division teams
They're a dirty team with their most obnoxious fans being of the African species. Of course people here won't like them.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
38-7
Ravens-Eagles for me. Even though it's kinda pointless since most of the Eagles starters won't be playing.
I like to run 50s personally
>likes colts, jets and giants
What in the fuck is wrong with you?
VIKINGS
CHOKING
AGAIN
THEY LOST
TOTALLY BELIEVABLE
VIKINGS LOSE IT AGAIN
Imagined having your GOATs exposed by a 2nd year coach and a journeyman QB
I was thinking the same thing...
is me, but I really just can't be fucked to hate anyone anymore. I think 28-3 finally shook me of my Giants hate, and the Jests have been bad for so long I just don't care about them.
actively LIKING the colts (deflategate), jets (division rivals), or giants (17-1) is fucked up
>Regular season
Not an argument.
Colts are alright. They're mostly quiet, they win a good amount, and they're one of the more passive organizations which makes them unique. Jets I think have some memorable games from 2001-2011 against "my" team, and I think they're a fun underdog team. I have respect for the Giants also being underdogs and showing up in big moments.
I like teams that win mostly or have strong or unique personalities, or underdog teams that are occasionally capable of punching "big" teams in the mouth. I don't like truly weak franchises and the only teams I truly hate, I hate for fan-related reasons.
The fact that you need to cling to regular season game is the only argument I need
how long Patrick Chung's gonna be out of football...
A first time felon on non violent crime charge will get probation and a fine and usefully the court process can be over in 1 year
The Pats will release him immediately and roger goodell will suspend him afterward
how long will the suspend be for Patrick Chung
He "exposed" everyone else just as much. They beat everybody that year. And more than anything they exposed Matt Patricia. Brady played more than fine that year.
Also, I don't hate the Eagles themselves that much, but I hate their fans completely.
tiermaker.com
post 'em
will Patrick Chung will be 34 year old when he's able to get back into playing football is that too old
can I talk fantasy in here again...i need help with my draft and those guys in the fantasy threads are retards
>HEAVY
>SET
>Colts are alright. They're mostly quiet, they win a good amount, and they're one of the more passive organizations which makes them unique.
What is deflategate?
What is them pretending Manning is better than Brady? I hate them even more than the jets, honestly.
what was he supposed to do? not take his minute of fame before his career ended? call out the rest of his team for choking to a second string secondary and backup QB? They were ready for an opportunity to scapegoat him
Now the HC is borderline mental in denial that his percieved superbowl team is only a kicker away and letting the whole team know it, while the heartbeat of the team ditched them and got replaced by fucking pagano
The NFL isn't suspending Chung until after the court process is finished. He'll probably play out the season if the Patriots don't release him.
your top 4 teams are based
Because it hasn't been, retard
>What is deflategate?
Old and buried at this point, and honestly I don't blame the Colts for this that much as I doubt they intended it to become what it was. They issued a complaint about it. They did not launch the investigation or make deflategate a thing, the NFL did. This situation is really no different than Tomlin filing a complaint about Gillette Stadium headset reception, except the NFL didn't try to force the issue or frame the Patriots for it.
>What is them pretending Manning is better than Brady?
I don't see this very often? Some try to argue Manning is better than Brady, and they're both great. It's one of the best rivalries ever. It's another reason I actually like that team. If Peyton Manning isn't there, Brady's career is so much less interesting.
>pretending
Sorry, Bradyfag but Manning IS better
cringe user. Terrible response.
I didn't even wanna give the 49ers anything
Mine too, thanks.
go sue goodell dumb aintsfag
Do you have a job or are you just another homeless sandnigger trying to be American and enjoy our sports?
>browns
>based
top fucking kek user
>manufactured zoomer era rivalry
Cringe
We're literally THE Cinderella team.
>t. Cant read
Blue=meh
Yellow=negative meh
Red=hate
Green=like
Gold=my team
stfu mutt
Is it? I'm more than happy to admit I only started watching NFL in 2012
Oh okay so you're just stupid, not colorblind. You gave teams the exact same rating but different colors multiple times you fucking retard.
>Bengals fan
I'm sorry.
No kidding.
Dude...it's the browns. I would not make assumptions with a ten foot pole until Week 8
Me too.
You're a bunch of arrogant zoomer faggots
>manufactured
They're in the same division you retard
About what I expected from an Eagles "fan" with a Turkey flag.
>multiple times
Only the Falcons actually which should be blue
reeks of dumb fuck zoomers in here.
Yeah. The Seahawks and niners played not only in separate divisions, but separate conferences until 2002. The niners were also a train wreck from then until harbaugh showed up. Nobody considered the Seahawks and niners true rivals until 2012 at the earliest, basically once wilson and Kaep were the QBs. You get a pass based on your flag, though.
Dude is fucking toxic. Good luck with him.
Try again, dumb dumb.
Dude, their roster is loaded
Their D in the last 5 years has been ranked 11th, 13th, 3rd, 1st, 1st. Plus a top 8 coach in the league.
Russ hasn't had the best weapons on offense but he hasn't exactly carried the team "hard".
See
panthers as well. also vikings are a different shade of red
lul
Nah this accurate
I dont like the panthers as much as the iggles because division
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....So you would rate them lower than them. How are you this stupid? Just admit you're dumb as shit and stop this farce.
>I don't blame the Colts for this that much as I doubt they intended it to become what it was
they literally forced the whole fucking matter
don't forget: they're the team that pumps in fake crowd noise and then accuses their opponents of cheating
they're the jews of football
Which is why they are different colors. They're pretty much the same just a tiny bit different. You cant understand this simple ass concept yet you call others retarded for your own retardation.
As you can see I am bitter
>don't forget: they're the team that pumps in fake crowd noise and then accuses their opponents of cheating
>they're the jews of football
Now you're just projecting. Falcuck
Seems pretty based considering
Who here /vikes/?
>likes colts
Based Kelly/Reich broship
based
I have data on my side
yourteamcheats.com
>yfw da bears wib da superb owl
>I give the restaurant a 3/10. I give this other restaurant a 3/10 too, but I also don't like it as much
>Uh, so a 2, sir?
>NO. No...they're both 3's. Just a little bit different
I fucking hate tripfags so much. It's even worse because you wasted time saying there were no other duplicates and then made up this absolutely retarded excuse to save face.
>I have respect for the Giants also being underdogs and showing up in big moments.
The Giants are one of the most winning organizations in football history.
botes
Why is Yea Forums being poopoo raided?
he's a fucking retarded /hoc/ tripfag that felt so self important for making shitty brackets now he feels the need to call attention to himself everywhere he goes
Not in the last 20 years they're not.
He found someone he can make bantz with in Mayfield so maybe it'll give him an outlet so he can focus more on the game
I cannot imagine being so assblasted as to spend the amount of time necessary to make a site that in-depth (for free)
>get bodied by facts
>lol ur just mad
thanks for admitting you're a retard
Not you, but whoever made that site. Imagine being so unable to handle trivial banter that you make an entire website just to go “s-see? Other teams cheat too!” when you could just call someone a stupid faggot and achieve the same result with significantly less effort
t. Team is listed among the least-cheating in that thumbnail
They've literally won two Super Bowls since 2000 which is as much as the Steelers and Ravens and more than almost every franchise in the league in that timespan. The only team whos won more than the Giants in the past 20 years is the fucking Patriots. You could pull it back a couple years and give the Broncos a couple more but that's still 4 teams at most who have comparable success.
An underdog team is something like the Vikings or Panthers, not the fucking Giants.
>waaaah a 2.8 and a 3.0 appear the same on this shitty scale made on an anonymous roller derby board
Chill your tism m8
>actually being retarded
Should have had it go all the way around and nail the pats in the back
>LOVE: my team, "bro" teams (that always lose)
>APATHY: half the teams in the other conference
>HATE: divisional rivals and the patriots
there i filled out everyones chart
I haven't checked out all that site but he penalized the Loins pretty good for Donkey Kong Suh being a piece of shit to get out of his contract.
Giants fan here.
This is correct, we are not underdogs, and have not been shit for a long time. Underperforming, underdelivering, and just straight up trash, but not underdogs. Maybe he was talking about certain games?
>NYJ:51
>bottom tier team every year
Gets me every time
Nah dude. A lot there is apathy for other teams in THEIR OWN DIVISION. Its fucking weird.
he only watches owls
Yeah some even like their own division rivals lol
Like dude are you fucking stupid or a front runner because of the roster. Fuck out of here with that shit.
Over the last 2 seasons the Giants(8-24) have 1 more win than the Browns(7-24-1). This includes 0-16.
>divisions are mostly geographically based
>surprised people from the same area get along
Hating your division rivals just because is baby's first day tier stuff.
I won't argue with you. But we have won a owl in the last ten years. Football be like it do. There are teams that finish last in there division one year and in the playoffs the next.
Nature of the sport my man
So what creates the turf monster. is it the field or shit cleats?
except with the Patriots
You are allowed to perform daily tasks on your own? Gratz user.
>fucktheiggles.jpg
Based
hey retard: I am friends with plenty of New Yorkers
I don't even mind that they're Yankees fans
but Yankees suck and I'll smash your head with a fucking bottle
I'm sorry what? Are you saying the giants ONLY won against the pats? Or are you saying The giants lost to the pats, because either way i took a dump smarter than you today.
Yeah, but who's left from the owl run? How are they performing as of late? They're underdogs now because this Giants team isn't the same that beat the Pats twice, they haven't performed well and haven't proven that they can.
I perform several daily tasks on my own. Thank you for the nice comment m8.
Bring it, ya Jew York pansy
>mests
You'll be a Yankees fan in a few weeks
This is an offensive image
>not color coordinating your ratings like a real autist
baka my head
To a new Yorker? Not surprised. You guys would take away native american jobs.
Hell yeah bro
>green gay
lol oh no
I'm saying the Patriots never have off years you low IQ jackass
Please don't associate browns fans in general with the bandwagon fags. True browns fans have known too much of despair to be arrogant, especially before the season even starts
I'm talking about the players. I hate Baker and I hate Odell
>Patriots fan chastising another Patriots fan for liking the Jests
>Talk about how it's okay to like someone from New York, but it's not okay to like the Yankees
>dumb cunt thinks I'm a Mets fan
is there a board with an average IQ lower than Yea Forums?
>these charts
What did the Panthers do to you people?
they're frontrunners and faggots who will never understand a true rivalry. they are to be mocked but also pitied
>duhhhh it doesnt matter in the context of the website
this is so cute coming from a tripfag
Who?
>Eagles
You know the answer and Cam Newton is a grade A scumbag
Or he was just curious. The offseason can cause a major spike in this kind of autism.
>hes still going
I think the only team I’m more indifferent to than the panthers is Tampa Bay
There are Dolphins and Jets fans that don't despise each other. It's unreal.
>who?
You people. Like as in why do the Pants booty blast you?
>muh laptops from a literal decade ago when he was a teenager
He feeds kids thanksgiving every year lol no explicit content on his social media, stayed out of the kneeling controversy, etc, etc
I definitely remember the 2015 season where they were ultra cocky and cam was an ass, so everyone hated them
maybe residual?
I think he's a scumbag for not diving on that football in Super Bowl 50. I think it's an embarrassment that he still has any support in the fanbase after that
tbf can't wait for this season where the browns fans get all uppity and the autists here that called them "bros" for the last 10 years realize that they only liked them because they were bad and not a threat to anyone
I got a question. Why is it that until recently the Uniforms of the NFL, were simple and plain jane? Most teams up till the mid 2000s just had a solid color jersey and pants with a simple logo.
Why recently they decided to get creative with the stripes and the numbers etc?
It cant be fabric technology can it? I just find it hard to imagine that through the 60's and 90s the uniforms of the NFL were pretty much the same.
I miss them lads
Because zoomers finna bouta want them fortnite swag colors bruh *dabs while listening to mumble rap*
>he thinks its only one person who sees how fucking stupid he is
maybe that's their secret
don't mind me, just the best backup QB in the league
Nah it cant be that. Cause the 90s generation was obnoxious with its colors
a glimpse into someone with CTE
>27 years old and looks like my dad's creepy old friend
what the fuck is with floridians?
Brissett and Tannehill are both better. So is Fitzpatrick but I don’t know if he counts.
McCown would like a word
>hes same fagging
he retired
steven crowder?
Don’t ever fucking reply to my post again
Bortles is the only backup QB with multiple playoff wins. Get BORTED
check again
why don't you reply to everyone telling you to fuck off and prove it?
O what the fuck he came back? Is the man ever going to rest? Or will the NFL resurectt his corpse to forever be someones back up
Did Goodell place the cocaine in Chungs house to fuck the patriots over?
>no
You've been the only one for the past 30 min or so m8
No, he seemed to do them a favor by reinstating Gordon (Gordon got a 1 year suspension when he had an alcoholic drink on the Browns team plane but only 6 games with the Pats despite testing positive for a cocktail of drugs). Plus the charges will be dropped. Cops shouldn't be looking for that shit in a breaking and entering call and they can't prove it's his coke anyway.
I’m convinced you’re a patsfag falseflagging at this point. Nobody is this delusional for this long.
The Patriots are shit and Brady is declining. They stand no chance at this point
I'm a different person
>anyone losing to the stoolers
>best roster
>best defense
>best coach
>pro bowl qb
A Saints fan who hates the Bucs but likes the Falcons? The Bucs are the only team in your division that never give the Saints trouble. Falcons fans made a deal with Satan to keep your team from winning an Owl in their stadium.
That's not even the person bitching you nigger. No shit you are a different person.
El em ay oh
this isn't me either
not sure why you think only one person could find you obnoxious
He's going to win the Super Bowl
he deserves it desu
Yes, that's my post
>Bill Belichick loses a football game to freddie kitchens and then 5 games to finish at 7-9
Would this confirm that Bill is a Bradybabby
If this happened pats fans would blame Brady's new helmet
I dont actually hate any team in the NFL south desu. I dont like the bucs more than I dont like the Falcons because I grew up in a saints/falcons home with falcons friends because Mississippi.
I only hate the panthers out of most of their hatred for my saints but I have a few panthers bros.
Fuck the Pat's because they get everything to go their way through cheating, sheer luck, or the one owl tom brady actually won fairly. They are the NFLs baby child and are "to big to fail" now.
Why is it so satisfying watching Rivers spaz out?
Kek. Rivers tried so hard to fucking win that game until it was over. Poor guy. He thought it was his year.
It was Manning’s turn
Why such love for the Pats, but not for the Jets/Bills?
He's very competitive. you see a lot of QBs hide their frustration on the sidelines away from the camera. But when you see him on field, it sends a message to his team that he doesnt care about subtlety and he will show how dysfunctional they are on national television and to stop having a shameful display and buck the fuck up. think of it as a way of negative reinforcement
And they won both of them as massive underdogs you dumb fuck. Especially in 2007. They were underdogs for the entirety of the playoffs. They’ve pretty much been top dog in the NFC what, once in two decades? They’re an underdog team. They’ve almost always won their recent big games as the clearly weaker team.
Based
Almost feel bad for Rivers. Pats became a pass rush force in that game and roughed him up good. Poor guy walked into a buzz saw.
Stop trying to fit in tard
NFL redflags:
>i'm just here to have fun
based browns/loins broship, looking forward to the great lakes classic. maybe you'll expose patricia even more.
How are you gonna feel when the Pats win the Owl in your house?
>everyones a bro except the team that wins a lot xD
kys
I've been here m8. Piss off if you have a problem because I'm going nowhere.
>obese white HC
they might be good in the regular season like Reid, but you'll never win an owl with one
>
ayy finsbro
... why do you rank the pats so well...
HELLOO??
True or false: Rivers wins more than one Super Bowl if Tom Brady never existed.
SEETHING
>>best roster
>>best coach
Real Dolphins fans have come to accept the Patriots dynasty as a kind of Stockholm Syndrome. They've already won too much, what's another win for them?
But we will never accept the Jets or Bills. I would actually consider suicide if the Jets won another Super Bowl before the Dolphins. We hate the Jets because someone has to be worse than us.
I say true
I'm broken because whites are the best but fuck da pats
>implying wentz will stay healthy an entire season
Kek based
Because many years of they stomping on us, made me numb to feel anything against them. Also i live in Worcester during the drought of the Pats and the fans are relative innocuous.
>still isn't all in on the montgomery hype train
sad
what the FUCK is this guy's problem?
is it weird to think that its nonsense to do like a 2 hour pregame of the third preseason game, esp if its the dolphins?
ya, but what else are they going to show? MLS highlights?
>only 3 bars for the pats
shit graph
>I would actually consider suicide if the Jets won another Super Bowl before the Dolphins.
Yep second this
> We hate the Jets because someone has to be worse than us.
Man its not about being worse its about how retarded that fan base is
Truly a real finsbro.
I will be to drunk at that point of the evening to care.
This user explained very well
>or marlins game
let me replace that for you.
You can talk about the canes vs gaytors game on saturday.
Also fuck this people who want fitzpatrick to play. it makes no fucking sense to do that
Absolutely true because those Chargers teams in the mid 2000s should have run a train on the NFL.
I'm not divisional rivals with the pats and im not a salty fuck about them, so 3 sits just right.
How can someone root for a gay ass team like the fucking cowturds. Get the fuck out of here. This division is gonna be swiped by Philadelphia, without much trouble.
seriously, they better start rosen the whole season. at best, he looks good enough to be your starter going forward. at worst, he sucks ass and helps you get a higher draft pick to get a franchise QB
based
>Be mediocre for over a decade
>still the most valuable franchise and sells the most merch
How?
Fitz is the backup so Rosen's going to get hurt 2 games in. Fitz is a curse.
because of all the baby boomer bandwagoners. in 20 years its going to be the pats
believe it or not, not everyone just despises the patriots out of some kind of obligation because they win a lot
they don't even play in my teams conference
I just like how asshurt they make the rest of the AFC
I still dont understand how every people outside the division dont hate the pats
>obnoxious fan base
>annoying cheaters
>have the best player and always seem to get them on a budget
>best players babied
You alright eagle bros.
i thought mccarthy but he wasnt obese when he won
The Las Vegas Raiders are the laughing stock of the league yet again lmao my nanny would be a better qb than Derek Carr
>>best coach
m8, your coach is a broken man. the double doink officially broke his fuckin brain. he’s entering Captain Ahab levels of obsession about a 43 yard field goal kick for fucks sake
and based dougie p did it to him
Most non Patriots fans in this thread rated them 1/10. The teams with the least favorable scores ITT if you discount the
>my
team ratings are the Ravens, Vikings, and Patriots
this is the least intelligent post I have read all day.
To be fair, I think AFCE teams plus the colts and maybe broncos get a pass. They all at one point or another had proper rivalries with them.
NFC teams hating them makes no sense.
Fuck the shit eaters
>aints
>based
wtf
Surprised you dont hate >us
Pretty based for a leaf
>Eagles fan
>calling anyone else shit eaters
Hating a team >we play once every four years because of s super bowl loss is dumb. There’s zero other history between the teams other than Manning family
>be professional athlete
>be not in shape
what the fuck?
Based
Updated
Hey fellas did any of the Patriots get caught cheating or get charged with a felony today?
Don't even need that to happen for it to be true
He's not going to be a "professional athlete" for long
Hating is for faggots
I dropped a cheeky $100 on the Giants. What should i do with my free money?
What do u guys think of my fresh ink?
How big of a degenerate gambler do you have to bet on preseason?
t. Zoomer
test(icles)
I can't take any post seriously from anyone here calling another a degenerate
Its easy money when your team always wins
Why you hate our lord and saviour Felipe del Rio?
because my team doesn't play them all the time. that's how i feel about my own divisional rivals, not a team in another conference.
do NOT reply to tripfags
Still not over the 02 NFC championship game huh? :)
....and NEARLY intercepted
>AB is warming up
based
Haha lol I get it cus his feet are frozen lol
Nah, I dislike Winston and I don't like Tampa fans because they don't show up and they don't care about their teams.
>yfw both the reddit sox and redditriots will miss the playoffs this year
>Shitty field in Winnipeg
It's preseason, but gee Goodell, maybe you should knock it off with games outside the US. The London meme will live on still though.
@94936744
>larping as the kiwi autist
>The Giants are not underdogs
In the past 18 seasons(since realignment), the Giants have only once entered the playoffs with a first round bye(08-09 season) where they're one of the few 1 seeds since realignment to go one and done in the playoffs(hell, they lost to the 6th seeded Eagles)
Wanna see what every Giants playoff entrance since 2002 looks like and who they're comparable to? Exclamation Point is Owl Victory years.
GIANTS: (#5, #4, #6, #5!, #1, #4!, #5)[AVG SEED: 4.28]
BENGALS: (#3, #4, #6, #6, #3, #5, #3)[AVG SEED: 4.29]
JAGUARS: (#5. #5, #3)[AVG SEED: 4.33]
DOLPHINS: (#3, #6)[AVG SEED: 4.50]
JETS: (#4, #5, #5, #5, #6)[AVG SEED: 5.00]
REDSKINS: (#6, #6, #4, #4)[AVG SEED: 5.00]
BILLS: (#6)[AVG SEED: 6.00]
BROWNS: (#6)[AVG SEED: 6.00]
LIONS: (#6, #6, #6)[AVG SEED: 6.00]
Those are the only teams that are worse consistent underdogs than the Giants are. The difference is the Giants have made the playoffs way more often than most those teams(and won 2...as underdogs), but always as the bottom rung.
I don't get how anyone can think the Giants don't have a modern reputation as underdogs or Davids rather than Goliaths.
>canada posters and packers fans
truly a nightmare
Who’s ready for Joe and Troy calling the Jasg and find!!
>Joe and Troy
oh man, that's worse what I got, you have my sympathy
what the fuck are they doing?
>flipper, lay off the fish
0-0 inbound, HOF game tar incident all over again
>CFL this assblasted over an NFL game they sabotage the field
When will the Canadians are nice people meme end?
Didnt read lol
Lmfao the NFL is such a shitshow at planning this stuff out.
who /we ready/ here?
Don't worry, I don't expect goldfish brain zoomers to read anything beyond twitter length.
Where is the Patriots thread, Patsbros?
Dont worry I'm not the only one who skimmed over your epic blog. I can't believe you actually took the time to write that post. Have sex
They're doing it on purpose. Fuck players up with environmental hazards to skew odds. This is warmup for the regular season
Here to watch the skins shit the bed in person AMA
That’s boring AF. Wtf is wrong with Winnipeg?
imagine paying cash money dollars to watch the redskins play
What's it like having an entire stadium to yourself?
Post body/lifts faggot
I like discussing football. People that actually care about stats and opinions will read it. Low brain function mouthbreathers(you) will skip over it and continue your epic banter and lulzzzz. Last (You). You'll have to earn them elsewhere.
>get someone to go to nearby hardware store or general store with a garden section
>buy a few bags of soil or sand
>fill hole with soil or sand
how fucking hard is that?
Speaking of Canadian football, Ex-Raiders Swervin Mervyn Fernandez made the HOF in the CFL IIRC, happened last week I believe
Neither the reddit sox nor the patrishits are making the playoffs though.
Not reading this either, have sex larper.
Sid Luckman was the best Burrs qb ever though.
Redskins vs Falcons thread.
>HOF
>CFL
Holy fuck kys dumb tripnigger
>daniel jones is in
>perfect
based
That was just at OTAs and the point of it was to put a bunch of no name kickers under the most pressure possible and see who stands out for them to develop. They were even going to resign Parkey until he went crying to the Today show and made it all about himself. If he was truly obsessed the Bears wouldve jumped on all these kickers having great preseasons like the guy on the Ravens.
No one cares faggot
dumbass birds lol
footballs almost back gentlemen
god damn I hate summer. the nights are getting a little colder. the suns going down a little earlier.
soon we are gonna have fall and breezes and jackets and football again.
I live for our time of year. lets make the most of it lads.
also
/B I L L S O W L 2 0 2 0/
Again, I repeat: do NOT reply to trips
>sun goes down a little earlier
worst feel
>bothering to let someone know you don't care
this desu
>pats starter tore his ACL
god, i love preseason
>Chung getting caught
>Van Noy ded
Time for the Pats to start trading picks for random players that eventually contribute again.
Yea Forums, I don't know where else to ask this really. But am I the only one that takes his shirt off and basically gets naked if I have to take a massive shit?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Wolverine is on suicide watch
The Bears are gonna have to make a 43-yard field goal at some really important point in this season, aren't they?
It's a long story but I met Baker Mayfield and he was much more different in private than he was in public like most famous people. I encountered him at a grocery store in Cleveland. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen cans of soup in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I do too
Fucking kek
God, the state of Canada
14 days till agod takes a yuge dookie on the cubbies.
The following players will not play for the Green Bay Packers in Thursday night's game against the Oakland Raiders:
Green Bay Packers
12 QB Aaron Rodgers
17 WR Davante Adams
20 CB Kevin King
23 CB Jaire Alexander
24 S Josh Jones
26 S Darnell Savage
29 CB Ka'dar Hollman
30 RB Jamaal Williams
31 S Adrian Amos
33 RB Aaron Jones
35 S Ibraheim Campbell
38 CB Tramon Williams
42 LB Oren Burks
45 FB Danny Vitale
48 CB Kabion Ento
50 LB Blake Martinez
55 LB Za'Darius Smith
57 LB Greg Roberts
63 C Corey Linsley
65 G Lane Taylor
69 T David Bakhtiari
74 G Elgton Jenkins
75 T Bryan Bulaga
77 T/G Billy Turner
80 TE Jimmy Graham
83 WR Marquez Valdes-Scantling
87 TE Jace Sternberger
89 TE Marcedes Lewis
91 LB Preston Smith
93 LB Reggie Gilbert
94 DL Dean Lowry
97 DL Kenny Clark
98 DL Fadol Brown
>our boy /peterman/ is gonna get cut
sad day lads
Nope
Huh ok, are they starting 5th and 6th stringers??
Holy shit Mercedes Lewis is still in the league? That guy had one above average year.
ffs myles
what is this about
>eagles
Rodgers started sucking dick on the 50 yard line. No one wants to see that faggot.
Jones with a fucking beautiful throw
The field goal posts on CFL fields are at the beginning of the endzone instead of the end like in America. So they moved back the field goal posts. However, no one accounted for the giant hole they left so now they're playing on an 80 yard field
Shitty Winnipeg turf. They have 80 yards of usable field.
Nate Solder is just stealing money
are you gonna make a game thread?
Joe Person
Verified account @josephperson
Medical staff looking at Cam Newton's left ankle on the sideline.
that's what happens when a team overpays mediocre linemen
DANIEL JONES IS ELITE
>Iggles QB
Yeah this is a 6-10 season for that shit franchise.
>guy plays for the pats
>elite coaching makes him look like a pro bowler
>becomes free agent, signs with another team for a shitload of money
>immediately becomes shit
The Belichick Special
>Le pass is....................... CAUGHT! FOR A TD! man
Fucking based!
Mexican football fields are less of a shit show then this Canadian one.
Lol good job you stupid gay leafs
also applies to NE Coordinators as well
it's been nearly 20 years of this shit. how have teams not figured that out?
They win more often than not though. They have more winning seasons than losing seasons.
most teams are poorly run
You now remember Donnie Edwards
>cam injured and taken to the locker room already
yikes
>I wonder which free agent got the biggest money-wise contract this off-season
>Check Spotrac
They can't keep getting away with it
Packers-Raiders
Jones is 7 of 9 for 115 yards.
>Brady just rushed for a 1st down after making a guy miss
damn kid looks legit
Brady looks like shit of course; who would have fussed
Howd he play against the Bears
christian hackenberg looked great in his rookie preseason
Whats all that white powder on Patrick Chung's uniform?
>Jones scorching the earth while the Iggles QB's cant even throw a 10 yard pass.
Yeah think we're back Giants bros!
Because they think will get the next Wes Welker.
Hes not though
You clearly don't know any Packers fans.
>turn on packers game
>turn on audio for 5 secs
aight back to patriots panthers
To be fair to the Eagles, the Ravens back up defensive backs would start on most teams.
>encouraging kiwifag
kek
Brady could go 30/30 4TD 0INT and he would still say he looked like shit
Ignore Kiwi
Do Not Reply to Kiwi etc
Uncharacteristic of you defending the Iggles and especially an Igggles team that was dick sucked the entire offseason by literally every analyst not named Skip Bayless.
Brady will never throw 4TD in a single game again. In fact he only did once last year and that was at home to the garbage Jets
Based Mervyn
Yeah, you guys are going to be second at best, and 4th at worst. This out year again Cowbros! Dabbing on the division again easy once again this year!
What have we learn today Philthie fags? When your team is overhyped by everyone, you end up being pure dogshit when the season starts. Every single time lol
1. cowboys: 13-3
2. giants: 9-7
3. redskins: 7-9
4. eagles: 6-10
Chad makes a chad prediction. Oh who am I kidding its the actual results lol. Get fucked Iggles fans
>daniel jones
>9-11
fox's marquee for the ravens-eagles is hideous
Deal with it flyover
>80 yd field
...
>Iggles starters getting dabbed on by the ravens secondary 19-0
Yeah this list is officially legit now.
Hit of the preseason in Jaguars/Dolphins. And no flags. It's a miracle.
Webm now. It couldnt have been better than Kenny Young killing the Jags QB in baltimore.
Turkroach gonna seethe so fucking hard when he wakes up to see his team being exposed as frauds again this year with that analyst hype once again.
He looked good but not a single 1st stringer played for the bears because nagy hates preseason.
>being this obsessed over a tripfag
yikes
How is get brady going to handle this bed shitting clinic tom brady is putting on?
Or could just be called what we on this website call *shitting on*. Then again you are clearly new here since Turkroach is a delusional tard with shit choice of team to root for.
8/12?
Beats me. Probably just going to him show pics of Brady holding his 2 earned and 4 unearned rings. But alas he got banned by the jannies for his autism.
He needs to be permabanned and everyone north of the Mason Dixon ranged baned. That goes for Europoors too.
Reminder to not reply to any tripfags or non-American posters (Russianbro is okay, though).
hes been a good blocker for years, basically an in line FB though
Has Rasmposter returned yet?
You have autism. There. I acknowledged your shitty post after you already posted it 5 other times with no replies. You're welcome.
That was actually kinda based. If only you weren't a total fucking retard 98% of the time.
>Iggles starters getting assblasted by the ravens second string players
>Team was expected to go 12-4 and worse be 10-6
Every single team.
Every single time.
I have them at 9-7. I still expect that to be true.
Just came upon this thread.
The amount of faggotry in this is mind boggling. Have some fucking backbone you absolute fucking pussies.
Truly sad the amount of NFL fans that have no idea what a division rival is.
Disgusting.
Do not respond. Do not waste time.
You. Fucking. Disgust. Everyone.
>eagles just knocking the rust off
>ravens being tryhard faggots
>HURR DURR IGGLES SUCK
fuck off
Oh wait, I remembered improperly. 8-8.
>Proceeds to 7-9
Yeah I think he's back
>our team doesn't suck, the OTHER TEAM WAS JUST TRYING TO WIN TOO HARD!
top kek
The Ravens started Trace McSorley you fucking feteus. The Ravens just have great depth and the eagles suck
the only ratbird with great depth is you with your cavernous boipussy
not seeing a ff general thread, i have to submit a keeper by 11 pm eastern. i think i'm going with ertz. lose the round you drafted the player in.
just keep triple gussing myself
Should have triple guessed your decision to post in this thread, faggot. Get out.
>Future of the AFC North is Mayfield/Rudolph/Finley/McSorley
Well then
gay
>Knocking dust off
That your new it's only preseason excuse this year? God your team is pathetic and getting exposed as frauds once again.
>Using the 2011 record
i should say i have really shitty FA's mostly third wr and low tier rbs plus def and k so really only deciding between ertz and robison
Trace McSorley is 16/24 for 203 YDs and 2 TDs
Trace McSorely is their starter by week 7. Guaranteed.
>looking through the comment sections on article about Chung
>people cheering for jail time
how can you possibly care that a nonviolent taxpaying member of society ingested a substance in his own home?
das gay mang
Here:
Learn to Ctrl+F in the catalog, newfaggot.
Oh wait I forgot he also has 3 rushes for 7 YDs and a TD
your WRs are trash and Cook as RB1 is a joke
keep guessing faggot
Why are NFC Least faggots so fucking obnoxious? None of you matter
>Seething at the fact his team will go at best 7-9 in the reality check mark.
Cope Igglet, he's fucking back!
He didn't even ingest it, just possessed it. If he ingested it, it would show up on a drug test.
cuz hes part nigger and america is very racist
>imagine not having your QB, top RB, and top WR signed to long term contracts
fuck off cowgirl
Because we all know you are just a Igglet falseflagging, and thus come full circle as you don't matter kek
It's called we are fucking with you and the media again and will all be fine by the start of the season. Cope Igglet
Not sure if falseflagger, or actually being serious.
>zeke is still in cabo and the cowboys are 0-3
>w..we're just fucking w..with you
Wow dude
Daniel Jones total stats for preseason
25-30 371 yards 2 TD
83.3 Completion Percentage
12.4 Yards/Attempt
What's the ceiling for my guys, the Houston Texans?
Why the fuck is the Patriots run game so damn good?
having an o-line that can block helps immensely along with a legit passing game to prevent teams from stacking the box
You will find out the cruel reality in week one when everyone starts. And the Cowbows will dab their way to 12-4 record while your Iggles team falls to 6-10
good o line and good rbs
pats are going to be a run team
8-8
the ghost of corey dillion
6-10
That is really, really good. I wonder how that will transition to the regular season, though. Also, it's against the Bungles. I'll be more interested to see how he performs vs the Patriots.
>bet $100 on the giants (+3) winning
i'm getting nervous, bros
>25-30
>83.3 completion percentage
im a brainlet but how does this work?
He made 25/30 throws, or 5/6ths. 1/6th is 16.6666%. 5/6ths is 83.3333333 etc. Thus, he made 83.33% of his throws.
A shame he's actually not looked that good.
Remember everyone made fun the Giants for picking Daniel Jones and destined to fail for the next 4 years, and said everyone thought the Eagles were going to be superbowl contenders? Yeah I member that well
small# / big# * 100
Why are the redskins fuckin garbage
Dan Snyder. The fish rots from the head.
>inb4 the I knew he was gonna be good crowd shows up everywhere
How cute, the sheagles got a touchdown as a form of cope to their clear as day exposure as of tonight.
>Giants get a 2 point conversion, brick wall the Bungles on the next drive, then score a TD on the kick return
Giants stop, they're already dead
>Everyone with nuclear hot takes on the Ravens/Eagles Game
1.Cody Kessler is a Terrible QB
2. Josh McCown is still learning the offense only after getting here 4 days ago
3. Carson Wentz Lane Johnson Fletcher Cox amongst other are not playing.
Concept was everyone was fucking wrong again (like usual). Jones going to out throw Wince when he goes starter by week 3.
the eagles suck
Okay, slow down. It's preseason. Might want to pump the brakes on your Jones blowing, or you'll look just as retarded for celebrating him before he's even fucking done anything.
>cleline Ferrell
>2 tackles, 1 for a loss so far this entire preseason
>Josh Allen
>4 tackles, 3 for a loss in less than. A half of a game tonight
What the fuck were the Raiders thinking?
But Cody Kessler is trash. The Browns and Jags both ditched him
>It's preseason
You said that last season, and said overhyped Iggles team went 9-7, and would of been 7-9 hadn't been for Foles bailing that shit team out. Gonna make a folder worth of Orson images when the time comes they go 6 plus losses again.
What the fuck are you talking about? I never said any of that. I wasn't even talking about the Eagles.
>What the fuck are you talking about? I never said any of that. I wasn't even talking about the Eagles.
Every single time lol
What, you assume every anonymous person is the same person and make them take culpability for some random shit someone said a year ago? Take your pills, schizo.
I have a soft spot for reeally shit teams lads
New
>What, you assume every anonymous person is the same person and make them take culpability for some random shit someone said a year ago? Take your pills, schizo.
Yeah confirmed iggles fan as that's the second go to excuse.
Funny that you say that, because this guy is me just for your info:
Reminder to take your meds.
Hop on my dick bb
hell yes I've had this pic saved for four years waiting for another thread to post it in
That is alot of tism holy shit
Nothing has changed in 4 years?
>bandwagoning this hard