/heem/ - African Chads Edition

Prev bruv:
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Kings

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Magumbo

*KO's Pissrael*

Ufc is bbc.

pointless webm

Oh, for sure, my nigga, wakwanda forever, b

Kennedy Ngubu sucks

also natty Paulo will kill Adesanya

Hall beats Danis, wins the story and the rematch

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>so I wake up and its Kimbo and three big b;ack guys and Kimbo's like "Brendan, this dude's been talking shit about our people" and I'm like "I'm not black, b" and Kimbo and them are you "Wait, you aren't black, dawg?"

I'm glad yall have accepted that Rob is getting heem'd

“Courage consists, however, in agreeing to flee rather than live tranquilly and hypocritically in false refuges. Values, morals, homelands, religions, and these private certitudes that our vanity and our complacency bestow generously on us, have many deceptive sojourns as the world arranges for those who think they are standing straight and at ease, among stable things” - Ryan Hall

walk to recover /Heem/ go on walk to recover

>cutbabby boring wrestler who's more american than african
>good enough lanklet kickboxer that got almost heemed by a fat mexican midget who's more new zealander than nigerian
>uber cutbabby born in a polygamous family who's more american than nigerian
>nigger marge simpson who gives a fuck, he sucks

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Based

dont know about that,but after seeing the shots that Paulo absorbed from Yoel I'm convinved that Adesanya has nothing for him


same applies for Yoel,skinny fag Israel cant rock him

BASED

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Wait is THIS the thread?

Excuse me, I have something to say.

FUCK niggers.

That is all.

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>Kelvin is going to get either Paulo or Romero

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From L to R: Large, Larger, Largest Hog

should be named "something something Auschwitz colorized"

>nate diaz is not a star

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stop killing yourselves heem

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>hey look over there!
*heems you*
heh

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Ahaha. The Marge joke got me.

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UFC heavyweights

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>back to the drawing board
>Im a hard worker
>110%
>stuck with the gameplan
>cerebral
>Im a student of the game

why there so much basic thotery in MMA?

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It's borrowed light dummy. We went over this. He became a much bigger star after beating Conor.

He still CANNOT carry a card on his own
His numbers prior to Conor show he WAS NOT a star then

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How many people here think Adesanya ACTUALLY has a bigger hog than Ngubu

Whoever made that image must be seething they're a shut-in

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>dat stepout at 0:05 when DC tried to panic clinch

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DC didnt deserve this he really didnt

based

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I finally got around to watching this (made it without getting the results spoiled). I stood up and cheered like a retard when based Steve finished it.

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>Matching tattoos

My ex girlfriend had two younger sisters. I was devastated when I broke up with her and periodically stalked her facebook. One day, I saw a picture she posted with her two sisters.

They had all gotten the same tattoo with three overlapping triangles, only a different one was shaded in for each sister

When I saw that tattoo I finally got over her and fucked other chicks

>I stood up and cheered
Do Americanss really do this, i bet you clappeed as well

Take a good gander at this poster right here.

This is the kind of incel that donates to Twitch thots and buys "Gamer Girl Bathwater".

I'd say have sex, but I know you can't.

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Absolute fluke

I was literally jumping on my chair

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Fluke is when you're losing 3 rounds and get lucky with a body shot

thanks Francis!

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Why you hate DC so much, Finland?

You better not get on the bandwagon when his redemption arc is complete.

Learn to lose.

At least I'm not some tripcode having attention seeking shut-in incel loser on an anime imageboard

>watching UFC shows alone in your computer chair
Lol why bother?

If you don't have anyone to watch fights with you shouldn't be watching at all.

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Tony Ferguson is undefeated since May 6th 2012 and if you account for the fact the world ended May 5th 2012 (Cinco de Mayo plus the end of the Mayan calendar) then he is undefeated since the dawn of the new post 2012 apocalypse world

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Is Tony Ferguson travelling to Abu Dhabi to weigh in as a back-up?

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Here we go with the straight spaz Lithuanian pepe poster

So he's defeated in both eras of the apocalyptic calendar?

>land 13 bodyshots on a known bodylet
>fluke
DC is a fraud who has never had a legitimate belt

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someone make a proper thread

>"NO U INCEL"
Hit the nail a bit too hard on the head, didn't I, loser?

My post shook you so bad I literally gave you CTE. Welcome to the list of permavirgin, turbomanlet, CTE'd incel copefags I've destroyed in this website.

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>Being THIS much of a Jones cuck
Pathetic

>Whoever made that image must be seething they're a shut-in

the amerimutt collectivist shames the black sheep...why are amerimutt collectivist like this?

Calm down incel

no chance

>"NO U"
Cope, CTE.

This.

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>get lucky with a body shot

13 liver punches...

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Are you for Atleti or Barka

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he is

no one cared about nate before conor, Nick was always the bigger star prior to the goober fight

Yoel lost.

I see you're new here son. Refer to image related before proceeding any further.

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>t. heemposter
also nobody gives a shit about mma in finland especially when prelims start at around 2am.

Rattled
use mine

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Pretty much, this doesn't conflict with what I said about borrowed light but it does trigger the idiot that thinks Jones is a huge PPV draw

hit the nail a bit too hard on the head didnt he incel?

Spainsperg revved as usual

Another CTE'd loser whose head I inhabit now, FREE OF CHARGE.

Go back to the midcard begging me for (You)s, loser. You've been shat on.

I don't watch diveball.

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GREATEST
OF
ALL
TIME

YAAAAASSSSSSS

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No one said Jones is a huge PPV draw but he draws substantially higher than 99% of anyone else in the UFC and you're a retard if you disagree

We're staying here Pepe it's late for a new one there's almost 100 replies already

Oh and you didn't even come close to rattling me

Vintage Spain revving them so hard it should be illegal.

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When is that loser ever NOT revved?

Stipe with the fluke comeback

>99%
I disagree
You're a moron

What's wrong with this one?

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You're a puto stop watching our sports

>jordan patreon op

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I'd heem every here

>Stipe, what did you and Dana talked about after the fight?
Oh,so IheemedthatfatfuckandI'mstandingtherecelebratingandalltheAyKickmyAsstrainerscryingandWCDCcryingandIturntoDanaandtellthatbaldgoof..
*hangs the phone laughing*

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Francis and two cans

Two champs and Francis*

>based Russian bantz
great stuff, huh lads
>hangs the phone laughing
>hangs
>the phone

He's revved

Two enormous hogs and Francis

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DC vs Ngubu
>Pick it

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He is afaik

youtu.be/FWdFnyAbk1M

My boy MJ, so fast

Khabib flushed his career in this fight.

not revved enough to scam spat

Goldie on commentary, was it that long ago?

My old pass got permaheem'd so I had to get a new one, surprised trips don't work the same way.

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Aspen Ladd

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>Joe sperging out over MJ punching Khabib's arm
Gets me every time

Free of charge, I say. Cope, CTE'd incels.

Also, like I said here (before I get banned again):
FUCK niggers.

Based Schaubposter.

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Khonry Gracie?

KHABIB'S OUT STOP THE FIGHT

*wins*

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seething cope
coping seethe

Thawlts on Tony's new video?
instagram.com/p/B1d9JSzBlE-/

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>Something enjoyable isn't enjoyable if nobody sees me enjoying it
Social media companies love him!

*wins*

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the undisputed natty GOAT
i refuse to hear any argument against this FACT not opinion

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You sure?

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Did somebody say AFRICAN?!?!

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*wins*

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>becomes double champ
>get stripped at LHW
>JBJ becomes champ
>go for Bork fight
>it fails
>fight stipe agian
>lose your HW belt now too
>retire beltless and Bork is going to fight JBJ

Daniel "Double Chump" Cormier

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you're welcome Daniel

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**wins**

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>me on the left

I'm in love with Joanna, guys.

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Conor motivating the diaspora

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They ain't got no gas money farm

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when someone posts Ostovich

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much like canor the pooins were exposed as soft and got btfo

huge fan of dan shea henderson nv

Thanks for this tweet from 6 months ago

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Why hasn't this guy been red flagged? He's the quintessential american spree shooter.

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He never said he was an incel

melissa shea from florida? she's a beast

new thread:

melissa shea from florida? she's a beast

new thread:

melissa shea from florida? she's a beast

new thread:

melissa shea from florida? she's a beast

new thread:

melissa shea from florida? she's a beast

new thread:

lukas is a wage cuck loser

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itt: post shitty fan art

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Will Conor ever return to the UFC?

Feels bad that this is so accurate when you're a DC fan

Friendly reminder we are all /heem/

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Unironically no

I hate you all, we ain't friends

that's wild it's so good yet so bad

>foit

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Losing to Stuvan Streve
>GOAT

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Imagine following MMA and not thinking DC is the real natty GOAT

>never popped
>was champ champ
>Olympian
>1-1 vs Stipe will win trilogy
>will defeat Jones at LHW
>will defeat Jones at HW afterwards

Redemption arc natty goat arc

I love it so much
>gets gifted a belt after getting brutally ko'd
>cheats his way to a W by blinding his opponent
>ducks an immediate rematch by challenging an old fat can
>finally fights Stipe, tries to cheat again but loses
>about to retire without belts now
>gets cucked by Bones again
I honestly hope he goes for the BJ Penn path

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>tf
>making fun of based joisey accents
u takin the piss mait?

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do you guys jerk off into the same shirt or a different one each time & it gets washed occasionaly?

Honest question: is your favorite soccer team Juventus?

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*wins*

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I'm seriously cracking up like this is a YLYL thread at all these shit tier drawings

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Drinks Proper 12 once

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Thats a 5head and a half bruv

god damn my boy dc even has the worst god damn drawing

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ayyy based anderson

Breddy good actually

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lol

bjpenn dot com

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where'd you find all these?

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who the fuck is doing this awful artwork check out showtime

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GSP is black

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that's actually damn good

also good

also good

This thread is meant for shit tier art not good work

Salvini?

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>meant for shit tier art
sorry I didn't get the memo, how's this?

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Nah he was 1-3 before this in his last 4. He fought all the killers though and was always entertaining.

what in the actual fuck

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I believe in The Diamond!

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Just enter any fighter's name into deviantart search
I actually like that BJ Penn picture, it's a nice caricature

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yuefsee hawai les gedit brader ahaaaaaa feels back to be good aha ahaha

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I like this one.

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eyepoke + slip

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Looks like he has downs

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You only have 50 dollars worth of belief?

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Where are you getting this art from?

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This one's dope, if you can't name every one you're a caz

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Just google search dummy

'_________drawing or '_________ art'

fucking lazy ass bong

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Gaethje admitted Cerrone dropped him in sparring once

Bet the house on Cowdad

But why are you doing that and then posting it here? Thought maybe it was some artist you'd found or something.

Kangz BTFO

Nigerian champs: 2
Italian champs: 0(zero)

COPE

I'll try
>Top
I know but cant remember,GSP, TRTitor, Can't remember, Tito, Rich Franklin, Sylvia, Swanson, Rampage, guy lying down don't know

>Second row
Not sure, Hoyce, Shogun, Fedor, Liddell, Don't know, Axe Murderer, Quarry, Not sure, Penn

>Third row
Shamrock, Swick, Herman, Crocop?, Couture, not sure, B Vera, not sure

>Fourth row
Rutten, hendo, not sure, Griffin, Jorge Gurgel, Hawaiian guy from TUF I can't remember his name, Spider, not sure

These 2 aren't too bad as caricatures

feeling like a dork for not leaving the house for the past 5 weeks so i drove down to walmart for some exercise. feeling better now, on the shitter taking my afternoon dump and posting on Yea Forums but the guy next to me is making too much noise when he shits how can i report heem to security without him hearing me snitching?!

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so does just moving her tongue around mean she wants the D these days?

Other bet types aren’t available for the fight or event other than straight ML. Dustin by KO is probably going to be in the 300s and I’ll put another 50 there probably

shut up dweeb

female interacts with man in any form = they fucked. how underage and new are you bruv?

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Who revved him today?

i think i'm CTE'd

Loser.

This guy Dosbrak is pretty based

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Wheres Santos

Ur a faggot and a retard, contribute some fucking art instead of whining

>

>that thiago

in the back dummy, more Dosbrak

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You're ugly and you smell.

>"my scrotum are smiling at me can you say the same imperial?"

If you really think about it Cormier's way out wasn't so bad. Surely Jones will take few losses and KO's before it's over.

you wanna go homie?

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I'm gay with my dad

GOAT caricature of the GOAT

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why'd he make bobert's head so small wtf
he's like a hun from mulan

I also enjoy pretending that a group of coke addicts from the computer are my friends

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that's dope

>ywn give her a black eye

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that's pretty spot on, Whitaker is damn near the ugliest guy in the UFC and these are facts

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I would literally eat her pussy and ass for every meal

They should hire this guy to make posters for them

>Girl at work just talked to me
>Mentioned her boyfriend

I'm such an incel, does this mean i have no chance with her? I actually thought she was kind of feeling me, and she came up to my cube to talk to me

Larp harder incel

I'm just listening so I have jokes and opinions I can steal and use in real life.

>YWN know what true brotherly love feels like
>YWN have a friend whom you can look dead in the eye and consider an equal
>YWN have a partner in crime that can inspire you to dominate your fighting organization as you watch him dominate his own
>YWN have the only other GOAT candidate, along with yourself, as your best friend

Why live

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>Reddit
JBJ
GSP
Cejudo

>Yea Forums
Conor

>/heem/
Danis

coping ricecel

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PREASE
BRAD
PREASE
STOP

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Did you get to grapple
How long you been doing BJJ/MMA

based

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How many bongs until China card

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>Dustbin at just +275
This is Fight Nights matchmaking, how the fuck are his odds so high?

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Feeling confident about my bet.

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>Joanna
yh not a surprise you can't see too well with those eyes harry.

kek everyone there is a giant and thinking what the fuck this little leprechaun is doing.

it's next week bro

>1-1

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you should really see his last '''''win''''''''
its embarrassing

REDEMPTION ARC STARTS NOW

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Motivated mcgregor wins the rematch

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Kennedy is terrible, Darko should have gotten the decision despite the multiple point deductions, that's how bad kennedy was.

Mcgregor not a top 5 lightweight fighter, he's flushed and sent to the potato land for eternity.

oh great now the cazzies will are coming back and will just spout memes again

yewl doo fookin nuttin!!!

who da fook is dis guy

goobert is flushed

lel and you can guys like khabib and zabit together and they got like 17-0 in the ufc?

whats the UFC version of this scene?

youtu.be/PiDRgDmXGi4

??
Danis heems Hall easy at 170, don't get me started on catchweight.

>ufc 242, round 5 of the main event is over, khabib has spent the last 25 minutes holding dustin down
>Confident in the judge's scorecards, he graciously jumps up to the top of the cage, the entire crowd is cheering and singing allah's praises for such a beautiful performance
>he saila into the crowd and begins being thrown into the air by oil barons, crowd surfing around the arena
>bruce buffer begins to make the announcement without him, the show must go on
>>The judges score this contest... 50-35 for winner by unanimous decision..
>Khabib can't help but swell with pride, it was easy work
>>and NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD... DUSSSSHMEEEEDDDDD "ALLAH" POIRAMAJADAHAJIAZERBANANA!
>At that very moment Khabib is thrown high enough to see into the cage
>Dusallah "the Diamond Baron" Poirmohammad is taking a fat style saudi sheikh shite down the throat of a headless body
>Kumar is vaulted high once more, he sees joe rogan laughing as a replay of dusala'ah-din beheading him plays on the big screen
>The kuffar goes up for a final time, Dusultan has kumar's beloved wife! He begins a speech
>>YA KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THIS UGLY BITCH FOR REAL, BUT IT'D BE A BIGGER INSULT TO MY WIFE TO NOT RAPE THIS BITCH AT LEAST A FEW TIMES. I MEAN, WHAT WOULD IT SAY ABOUT ME AS A MAN IF I DIDN'T CONQUER THESE INFIDELS?
>Kumar's disembodied head is forgotten about, along with his padded record, as it rolls down an endless staircase, only to be stopped short by a boot on the forehead
>It's tony ferguson
>"Tony! I'm sorry for ducking you! Save me, PLEASE!" cries Kumar
>Tony just chuckles, Dustin already has
>With that, he stomps Khabib's skull in half, ending his pathetic life

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KINO

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Stipe is a can who loses his next fight regardless of who it is. Slow, plodding, shitter of a "fighter"

Bring back cage fighting

nigerian champs that have defended their title at least once: 0

Bookies admire him

Frankie Edgar is Italian

lmao

cringe

This kills italian goatfuckers.

Based

>D-D-DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING KIWI TO YOU C-C-CUNT?

Maycee Barber

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youtube.com/watch?v=nF2oyRaBKCw

Was this the fight of the year ?

go back to colorado, stupid bitch.

it was okay

>Kashartmu Poosman
>Chad

He’s the most insecure fraud I have ever seen.

Okay then.

no he's american

looks like some samurai champloo character

Americans are Italian though

Redpilled

I had no idea those two had fought.

he's just as italian as izzy and kamaru are nigerian lmao

sure if they were born in italy to two italian parents and moved to america lol who's your favorite real italian fighter?

Is there a more powerful walkout song than this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LyrGXnpSlIE

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I see it too, looks like that one butthurt yakuza nigger mugen permaheems early on. Anime is pretty gay but that's a comfy show, now I wanna watch it again
Now you know. Stipe directly referenced that kick in the postfight, and of course Jon lit up DC's body as well before gadooshing him

I think I saw Daniel Cormier today

Although it might have just been a big pile of shit

Jon jones vs Stipe when ?

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Was big girl wearing heels?

>McGregor said he's "eager" to return to the UFC. He's currently recovering from surgery on a broken left hand he suffered in May. The original plan was for him to return in July possibly against Justin Gaethje at Madison Square Garden, McGregor said, but the hand injury prevented that. A fight before 2019 is over is a possibility, he said.

>For a comeback bout, McGregor said it doesn't matter who he faces. He mentioned former rivals like Khabib Nurmagomedov, Nate Diaz, Dustin Poirier, Jose Aldo and Max Holloway, as well as possible new foes like Tony Ferguson, Frankie Edgar and Gaethje. McGregor said he is in a good position as far as negotiations with the UFC. A stake in the company is no longer a "sticking point" for his return, but it remains something he wants.

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/27441486/mcgregor-was-wrong-punching-man

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Running low on cash it seems. Hopefully so!

They call him Lukas,
Climbing the stairs to talk to you,
Coming to tell his story,
Every single one of which is true,

Hello Lukas,
I'm pleased to meet you, now how you do?

So they go driving,
Up to the river like lovers do,
You smell like the summer,
Maybe the summer just smells of you,
One day i'm gonna be a famous writer,
Some look like love in the afternoon,
It was all Lukas could say,
Maybe one day we could run away,
Run away,

[Chorus x2]
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
I thought you'd never ask

Now here comes Lukas,
He'd done everything you wanted to,
It's 20 years later,
Come back to do what he promised to,
He'd come back to make her happy,
But these things don't always wait for you,
And poor Lukas was late,
For when he got back she've been married a day,
Gone away...

[Chorus x2]
ooh ooh ooh ooh,
I thought you'd never ask,

And Lukas would say,
For a million lonely people,
Another lonely day,
For a million hearts that open,
A million break,
And the world's just a fallen angel
In my wake,
High up in heaven you can hear them say,
Looking for Lukas
He's always running away,

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Ferguson stops him
Poirier beats him
Khabib submits him again
Diaz most likely wins
holloway beats him
Frankie probably loses due to reach disadv
Gaethje probably loses
If he comes back, he's only goiing to keep losing and lose all the die hard braindead fans he still has.

Bakit ka ba nagagalit sa akin
Bakit ako di mo pinapansin
Kulang pa ba ang
Pagmamahal na alay ko sa iyo

Di mo ang alam na nasasaktan ako
Tinutupad ko naman ang mga pangako sa iyo
Kahit hirap na nga, ay nagtitiis ako
Magpagbigyan ka lang
Ang lahat ay inaako k
Ngunit bakit di mo parin pansin ito…
Ako na nga lahat ang naglalaba,
Ako pa rin lage ang
Namamalancha, namamalengke
ako sa divisoria, pinagluluto ka pa
Ina almirol ko ang iyong palda
Kinukola ko pa ang panty mo’t bra,
Nahihirapan na ako
Namumukha na nga akong
tangang gwapo dahil say o
Minsan naisip ko ng nagkamali alop
Bakit nga ba umibig sa iyo
Nasilaw ako sa angking kagandahan mo,
Ngunit ang ganda mo pala’y
Balat kayo…
Ooohh whooo..
Pabulway na nga kung mag-utos ka
Mainit pa ang ulo kong
Walang pera ipinahihiya ako
Sa barkada
Minsan binabatukan mo pa….
Sa gabing malamig ay
Masungit ka
Pang nangalabi’t ako’y sinisiko mo pa
user a lang ang dapat kung gawin
Pano ko pang muling masasabing ikaw’y akin
Whoooo….hoooo
Napupuyat ako sa kakatimpla
Ng gatas ng anak nating nag-iisa
Taga pagpalit ako ng diapers nya
Habang nahihilik kaaa… haaaa.
Kapag wala pang almusal sa umaga
binabato mo na ako ng arinola
Di ko na yata makakaya pa
Minsan naisip ko ng umbagin ka na
Pero mahal kita…
Pero mahal kita..
Pero alam mo bang…
Namumuro ka na

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If I close my eyes I can see you
In my arms I can feel you
Holding on to what was
I'm lonely..... So lonely

Why is life so hard on me
Now you're not a part of me
Pain hurts unforgettable truth
I'm lonely..... So lonely

Ohh it's a wide wide world
Cause I know without you near, I can't live
Ohh it's a wide wide world
Cause I know without you here I can't live.....

I'm lonely

I cry in the dark there is no sky
In my head switch off the light
Heaven is far from here
I'm lonely..... So lonely

Ohh it's a wide wide world

Ohh it's a wide wide world

I'm lonely..... So lonely
I'm lonely.....

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Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.

Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.

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Conor wins all rematches

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bro they said end of 2019. all of those niggers are booked except ferg and frankie.

dude what the heck is wrong with you

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>Anonymous 08/23/19(Fri)01:10:36 No.94936010▶
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> dude what the heck is wrong with you
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>DC vs Stipe 1 = fluke
>DC vs Stipe 2 = fluke

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I wanted to be you I wanted to be you I wanted to be someone else

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Toby time

DC-Stipe 1 = fluke
DC-Stipe 2 = not fluke

Who hurt you?

cope DC fag

DC/Stipe 1 = not fluke
DC/Stipe 2 = not fluke
don't find comfort in delusion, just cope.

Violent Bob Ross

DC knocked stipe out COLD in the first fight. If herb didn't step in early during the second fight, DC would have won the 5th, possibly knocking stipe dead AGAIN. DC wins the third fight and there is no doubt in my mind about.

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>If herb didn't step in early

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Just because the UK is so cucked it can't show emotion, doesn't mean we cant cheer Britfag

Watch the beginning of this video.

Chimp Vanzant is literally a chimp.

youtube.com/watch?v=5uG2pwBZU7g&feature=youtu.be

I thought I saw Daniel Comier today

But tfw it was actually Khadija Khatoon Khadija

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Thanks Francis!

Should Yana just pull out of the fight now look at that stare.

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Daniel Daniel Cormier Cormier

Nah, she'll beat a CTE'd dehydrated brainlet + get 15% of Ladds purse.

Win/Win

I wouldn't pull out, if you pick up what I'm putting down.

>omgomgomg
>Daniel DC Daniel Cormier Cormier is my faveee fighter of like all time bro!

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one hundred fifty nine pounds

Daniel Daniel "Daniel" Daniel "Daniel "D "DC" C" Cormier" Cormier" Cormier Cormier "D" Daniel "C" Cormier "Daniel Cormier" DC Cormier Daniel Daniel Cormier Cormier

Me on the left. Could heem every single nerd in this thread

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costa weighed 213 pounds in the cage lol

you don't even know how to put your fuckin gum shield in how dafuq you gonna heem me?

817,000 viewers for ESPN 241 prelims
oh no no no lmao

>Kenny Florian says Ryan Hall is one of the three fighters who can present a real problem for Khabib Nurmagomedov
HOLY BASED
bloodyelbow.com/2019/8/22/20827150/kenny-florian-ryan-hall-khabib-nurmagomedov-ufc-242-dustin-poirier-mma-news-video

No one cares about you dweeb, who's the QT on the left

that is a lot isn't it?

*right *sorry I'm retarded

>UFC is flushed
BASED, we're going back to Japan boys

based espn hates dana so much they're crashing the ufc

Based and POIRAMAJADAHAJIAZERBANANAPILLED

no it is not

OH KHABIB IS HURT PRETTY BAD

i'm really hoping for a big drug test failure or injury soon

poosman will piss hot, i've got the inside scoop

somebody's gonna get busted throwing a fight, this'll be the impetus that gets the Fertittas back in the ownership mix, cap this

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Andrade_vs._Zhang
literally the worst ufc card in history

Theodorou confirmed based

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am i like this because i've skydived?

why would stipe fight some guy who lost to a middleweight jobber ?

There's definitely been worse, also Andrade vs Zhang is unironically a spicy fight as far as wmma goes

find a worse card

>only 2 wmma fights including the aforementioned Zhang-Andrade
definitely been worse cards

Based and Cucuypilled

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where is the interview ariel

No he's literally undefeated in the most relevant era. This fact is indisputable. In fact, many people thought the world would end December 21st, 2012, but it actually turned out to be May 5th 2012.

>omgomgomg
>el cuckuy is like my favee fighter of all time bro

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>I don't like Tony so he's npc
>the npc meme isn't for npcs what do you mean?
>What do you mean it's not 2018 anymore?

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based
>conair macgraigor in 2019
LMAO

>abo flag
Fuck this artist, massive jorge dick sucker.

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Masvidal is a piece of shit for those late hits and clowning on Ben afterwards.

>Oh yeah I was gonna fight but my hand bro it was just my hand bro that's it on god I would've fought
The state of Canor in 2019. Trying his hardest to stay relevant.

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Go back SoiBoi this isn't fake fighting. Asscream got exposed as being 170 pounds of dog shit and deserved every hit he got for talking shit.

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dc stipe 1 was a fluke, if you actually watch the fight and not a highlight reel you can notice how dc attempts the same clinch/bolo like three times and stipes chin takes it like nothing

but bro he said something mean to him it was completely justified

Dustin is going to lose.

I agree but that's the fight game b, not everyone's gonna be Machida or Hunt and hold up when they gadoosh someone

lol whether they're late or not they literally were at about 4 seconds into the round lmfao

Lose what?
The decision? The fight? The story? The battle? War? The championship of his own world? Story behind the fight?

what shit did asken talk? the height of his shit talking was calling jorge a brainlet, which is obviously true.

As we know according to knowledge, all of the above.

yup he was really taking shots like they were nothing until he got knocked out

ben = bum

SCORCHING hot take

3 new Colby interviews from today:

youtube.com/watch?v=PosaGx8x44E

youtube.com/watch?v=VXz5SEpL7FY

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/colby-covington-kamaru-usman-ducking-welterweight-title-ufc-245

Plus there's the one from TSN Aaron yesterday, and The Schmo will be later today.

It wouldn't have happened if Ben wasn't such a dumbass. This shit literally took 5 fucking seconds stop acting like it was so excessive you mad Asscream fans. Ben is literally the only bum who's capable of taking such a beating in FIVE fucking seconds. How is this worse than a 5 round war like Lawler vs McDonald where both fighters have their careers changed? If anything Masvidal helped Askren learn not to shoot takedowns so damn lazy. The fucking state of these soft cazzies. Go watch dive grass if violence hurts your feelings.

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he finally paid enough for a woman to touch him. Good for that guy

If Ryan Hall can beat Khabib because of his jits then Nate Diaz can beat Khabib.

>Implying Colby hasn't touched one of his girls before
What a mark youtu.be/MfHe6h_1aQU

I think it's his new gf.

imagine typing out this whole thing and then having to pretend you're not seething afterwards.

The Jorge Nate fight isn't gonna happen.

Jorge thinks hes gonna get a raise fighting Nate Diaz. He wants to finally get paid what he's worth after all these year. Nate got paid 2 milly for the second Conor fight. But he got only 250 flat for the Pettis fight. Masvidal's last fight was 100+100+50. So they got paid the same.

So he's not gonna get a big fucking raise, and they're not gonna want to let them headline a PPV. They'll want to get them a 3-round comain on a PPV or a 5-round fight night main.

So on three fronts, they're gonna want to fuck Jorge and Nate: the pay, the type of card, and the spot on the card. And PPV points? Fucking forget it.

So negotiations are gonna be fucked, and it's never gonna happen.

anyone watching the Conor McMeme interview?

How can I become a mark?

They'll co main jons next fight

Post stream pls
Is it ESPN?

>masvidal vs nate is a pickem

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I like to pretend Masvidal vs. Askren was Conor flying knee KO'ing Khabib in 5 seconds

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ESPN 2 he's making all these bs apologies acting sympathetic for chimping out on based old man

Who said I wasn't seething at the soibois here?

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Ireland would have had their own 9/11

BASED
One day friend

I think Conor is going broke lads. He never begs for forgiveness and now he's acting like he never retired.
SAD

I've heard that the charge from the dublin case will happen soon, couple of weeks.

Hm hmm hm

goobs is live on ESPN 2 apologizing to Ariel

the punch or the rape?
If it's the punch it makes sense he's coming out and pleading for forgiveness. When Ariel asked him if he punched the guy he said his memory is hazy which means his lawyer told him not to admit he punched the old chad kek

I hate all these people. I never realized I hated Nigerians before this post. Thank you.

Would have been just as based tbqh, but the magnitude would have been ridiculous. Seeing a wrestler lose to meme shit is so kino.

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How did kennedy get in the ufc btw?

the rape. don't believe it happened myself but the gardai in dublin have a hard on for mcgregor

Wonder if Nate not calling him out made him realize the ufc will move on without him. If he is going broke at least that means he'll fight again and be hungry.

I only see one African. I see two other unkle Tom's who want to wakanda when whitey is out of the room.

I do the same thing with Cat & Ronda

He got in for being from Nigeria

Based

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Khabib/Gaethje is the best possible fight at LW right now

I've never seen someone get burned by a trip before. This is a new low, b

anyone vs Ferguson is the best LW fight

Is that the girl he’s officially seeing? She’s a qt, way better than the thotties he was paying beforehand

>ywn act as a heel with your gf in your arms, being in on the joke together

if he settles, he did it

He's finally taking the hint. The E!SPN deal killed the need for a Conor

just two more turds to flush until this meme gyms is done

she seems to be enjoying it more than the other girls, probably just some chick attracted to fame and attention

Contender Series. LHW is so void if you have the look and can heem decently enough the ufc will sign you

Adesanya is a skr8 munster my guy for shure the dude that got taken to decision by fatstelum will kill the guy that beat romero on one leg

We're witnessing the beginning of the greatest redemption arc in man's recorded history

t. Ariel
he looks coked out and his rants aren't even funny any more

Oh shit Conor is back and he's motivated

*squints intently at camera*

Name a coach more flushed than Duke Roufus

>cazzies

OK what belt are you and what's your record and how often do you train?

again?

Kavanaugh

Dark platinum
66-0 (amateur)
Once a week

Prime Peahead is a LW beast

thats all I'm sayin, look into it

Fatstelum would have heemed Shittaker, but Shittaker still heems Memebender. Paulo heems them all though.

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>opens up the dick

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Meine deutschen Volksgenossen und -genossinnen!

Regierungswechsel hat es in der Geschichte schon oft gegeben, auch in der Geschichte unseres eigenen Volkes. Es ist aber sicher noch kein Wechsel einer Regierung von so tiefgreifenden Folgen begleitet gewesen wie der vor acht Jahren. Die Lage des Reiches war damals eine verzweifelte. Man hat uns nicht gerufen, in einem Augenblick die Führung der Nation zu übernehmen, da diese in einem großen Emporstieg begriffen zu sein schien, sondern man gab uns die Macht unter dem härtesten Zwang, den es geben konnte, nämlich unter dem Druck der Einsicht, daß an sich alles verloren war, und daß in den Augen der Bestgesinnten dies vielleicht noch ein letzter Versuch sein konnte, in den Augen Übelwollender aber damit endgültig auch die nationalsozialistische Bewegung zum Scheitern verdammt sein würde.

In der Folge mußte die damalige Situation, wenn es nicht gelang, das deutsche Volk wie durch ein Wunder zu retten, einen katastrophalen Ausgang nehmen. Denn schon fünfzehn Jahre vorher war der Weg nach unten ein ununterbrochener. Allerdings war diese Situation selbst ja nur das Ergebnis des Weltkrieges und des Ausganges des Weltkrieges, unseres eigenen inneren politischen, moralischen und damit auch militärischen Zusammenbruchs.

Es ist daher gerade an einem solchen Tage wichtig, uns wieder zurückzubesinnen auf die Ursache dieses ganzen nationalen Unglücks.

Was war der Grund zum Weltkrieg? Ich möchte das nicht auf das persönliche Gebiet schieben. Darüber ist zuviel bereits an Abhandlungen geschrieben worden. Amerikanische Doktoren haben im Auftrag des derzeitigen Präsidenten Roosevelt die Ursache des Weltkrieges untersucht und dabei festgestellt, daß es sich nicht um ein deutsches Verschulden handeln konnte. Persönlichkeiten spielen in so großen zeitgeschichtlichen Augenblicken nur dann eine Rolle, wenn sie wirklich als überragende Erscheinungen in den Bannkreis der Umwelt treten. Das war damals nicht der Lukas

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Keine Ursache zum damaligen Kriege konnte zunächst die deutsche Staatsform sein. Denn Deutschland war schon eine Demokratie, und zwar was für eine! Streng kopiert nach den Vorbildern des Auslandes, des Westens, eine Kompromißlösung zwischen Monarchie und parlamentarischer Demokratie, also sogenannte konstitutionelle Monarchie mit praktisch parlamentarischer Führung. Dieser Staat also konnte in seiner Staatsform wirklich nicht die Ursache zum damaligen Krieg der Demokratien gegen das damalige Reich sein.

Deutschland als politischer Faktor gesehen, der Welt gegenüber, konnte schon mehr Grund abgeben, denn nach jahrhundertelanger Zerrissenheit und damit gleichbedeutender Ohnmacht haben sich endlich die deutschen Stämme und Staaten, wenn auch mehr äußerlich gesehen, zusammengefügt zu einem neuen Staat, zu einem Reich, und haben damit in Europa naturgemäß ein neues Kraftelement dem sogenannten Gleichgewicht der Kräfte eingefügt, das verständlicherweise als Fremdkörper empfunden wurde.

Noch zwingender war vielleicht die Abneigung gegenüber dem damaligen Reich als wirtschaftlichem Faktor. Während jahrhundertelang Deutschland seine wirtschaftliche Not zu beheben versuchte, indem es entweder die Menschen allmählich verhungern ließ oder sie zur Auswanderung zwang, begann das damalige Deutschland nunmehr steigend mit der Konsolidierung seiner politischen Macht sich auch zu einer Wirtschaftlichen zu entwickeln, d. h. statt Menschen zu exportieren, Waren zu exportieren und sich damit die notwendigen Absatzmärkte auf der Welt sicherzustellen. Ein Vorgang, der, von unserem Standpunkt aus gesehen, natürlich und recht war, vom Standpunkt anderer allerdings als ein Eingriff in ihre heiligsten Domänen empfunden wurde. Und wir kommen dann gleich zu dem Staat, der diesen Eingriff als unerträglich empfand: England!

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Dreihundert Jahre lang vor dem hat England allmählich sein sogenanntes Weltreich gebildet. Nicht gebildet durch den freien Willen oder durch die übereinstimmenden Kundgebungen der Absichten oder Anschauungen der Betroffenen, sondern dreihundert Jahre lang ist dieses Weltreich zusammengeschmiedet worden nur durch Gewalt. Krieg um Krieg wurde geführt, Volk um Volk wurde seiner Freiheit beraubt, Staat um Staat wurde zerbrochen, um endlich dieses Gebilde zu schaffen, das sich britisches Imperium heißt.

Dabei war die Demokratie überall nur eine reine Maske. Hinter der Demokratie steht in Wirklichkeit die Völkerbeherrschung im Großen und die Menschenunterdrückung und Knebelung im Einzelnen. Dieser Staat kann es heute nicht wagen, seine Glieder wirklich abstimmen zu lassen, ob sie jetzt nach jahrhundertelanger Bearbeitung etwa bereit wären, freiwillig Glieder dieser Weltgemeinschaft zu sein. Im Gegenteil! Ägyptische Nationalisten, indische Nationalisten, sie wandern zu Tausenden in die Kerker und in die Gefängnisse. Konzentrationslager sind nicht in Deutschland erfunden worden, sondern Engländer sind die genialen Erfinder dieser Idee. Sie haben mitgeholfen, durch derartige Institutionen anderen Völkern allmählich das Rückgrat zu zerbrechen, den nationalen Widerstand aufzulösen, ihn zu zermürben und endlich die Völker geneigt zu machen, dieses britische Joch der Demokratie zu übernehmen. Dabei war allerdings noch ein gewaltiges Mittel, das Mittel der Lüge, der Phrase und damit der Propaganda. Es gibt ein Sprichwort, das besagt, daß, wenn der Engländer von Gott spricht, er Kattun weint. Und es ist auch heute so. Wenn man bedenkt, wie fromm und gläubig nach außen hin Menschen tun, die eiskalten Herzens Volk um Volk in einen Kampf hineintreiben, der nur ihren materiellen Interessen dient, dann kann man nur sagen: Selten ist die menschliche Heuchelei zu einer solchen Höchstleistung gediehen, wie dies beim heutigen Engländer der Fall ist. Jedenfalls

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Es ist das Wichtige, meine Volksgenossen, daß wir das immer wieder in die Welt hinausschreien, weil unverschämte demokratische Lügner auftreten und behaupten, die sogenannten autoritären Staaten wollten die Welt erobern, während in Wirklichkeit die Welteroberer unsere alten Feinde sind. Dieses britische Weltreich hat auf dem Weg seiner Entstehung nur einen einzigen Strom von Blut und Tränen hinterlassen. Es beherrscht heute ohne Zweifel einen gewaltigen Teil der Erde. Allein, auch jetzt wird diese Weltbeherrschung nicht etwa nur durch die Macht einer Idee durchgeführt, sondern im wesentlichen durch die Macht der Gewalt und, soweit diese Gewalt nicht reicht, durch die Macht kapitalistischer oder wirtschaftlicher Interessen.

Wenn wir uns dieses sonderbare Entstehen des britischen Weltreiches vor Augen halten, dann wird der Prozeß selbst nur verständlich durch die Tatsache des vollkommenen Ausscheidens des europäischen Kontinents als geschlossener Faktor dieser Entwicklung gegenüber. Und dieses Ausscheiden wurde vor allem dokumentiert durch das Ausscheiden des Deutschen Reiches. Dreihundert Jahre lang hat es ein Deutschland praktisch nicht gegeben. Während die Briten wohl von Gott redeten, aber ihre wirtschaftlichen Interessen im Auge hatten, hat das deutsche Volk aus einer Überspanntheit religiöse Streitfragen zu einer solchen Bedeutung erhoben, daß es dafür jahrhundertelang blutige Kriege führte, etwas, was mit die Voraussetzung war für die Möglichkeit der Entstehung des britischen Weltreiches. Denn in eben dem Maße, in dem die deutsche Nation ihre Kraft im Innern zu verbrauchen begann und allmählich praktisch damit auch als Machtfaktor nach außen ausschied, in eben dem Maß konnte selbstverständlich England, basierend auf dieser neu sich bildenden europäischen Umordnung, in Lukas Ruhe sein Weltreich zusammenräubern.

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Jorge will take it to raise his profile and because he's a cash thirsty spic

The only way he'll be able to make a comeback is if he's able to endorse a new healthy product, like George Foreman did with his grills.

Aber nicht nur Deutschland war in diesen drei Jahrhunderten praktisch ausgeschieden vom Wettbewerb auf dieser Erde. Das gleiche galt auch von Italien. Ähnliche Erscheinungen wie in Deutschland, dort weniger religiöser Art, dafür aber staatlicher Art, dynastischer Art. Und wieder aus anderen Gründen auch das Ausscheiden einer weiteren großen Nation in Ostasien, die ebenfalls seit nun fast vierhundert Jahren sich von der übrigen Welt allmählich abzuseilen begann und den eigenen Lebeneraum nicht mehr als wesentlich beachtete und sich in eine freiwillige Zurückgezogenheit versenkte.

So entstand besonders in Europa eine Kräfteordnung, die England als sogenanntes Gleichgewicht der Kräfte bezeichnete, das heißt in Wirklichkeit eine Desorganisation des europäischen Kontinents zugunsten des britischen Inselreiches. Daher war es auch das Ziel der britischen Politik seit Jahrhunderten, diese Desorganisation aufrechtzuerhalten; natürlich nicht unter dem Wort Desorganisation, sondern unter einem schöneren Wort wieder. Man spricht, wie gesagt, auch nicht von Kattun, sondern man sagt Gott. Man redet nicht von der Desorganisation Europas, sondern man redet vom "Gleichgewicht der Kräfte".

Und dieses sogenannte Gleichgewicht der Kräfte, das heißt die wirkliche innere Ohnmacht Europas, hat es England ermöglicht, immer wieder von Fall zu Fall und je nach Bedarf Staat gegen Staat auszuspielen und dadurch die europäischen Kräfte stets in inneren Kämpfen zu verzehren, um seinerseits nun in aller Ruhe in verhältnismäßig widerstandsarme Räume der übrigen Welt vorzustoßen.

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>"Because he's a cash thirsty spic"
>Replying to a post stating he won't get a pay raise at all
Can you read?

nate has a real good chance in my eyes, i may be wrong tho

LUKASLUKAS
>

i invented compost conor

LUKASLUKAS
>

editor messed up and forgot to edit out Conor shits. FCC taking that E!SPN money. Ariel getting fired

LUKASLUKAS
>

caught that too

CONOR IS CALLING OUT FRANKIE EDGAR HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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>wins the story

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When is the next CamSoda card

imagine being a reachlet

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I admit I doubted him before, but now I know Conor is going to come back and heem Khabib

There you stood, thinking the lightweight division would have some parity. How wrong you were, you sad fool.

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the Khabib meme will die

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asking the important questions

>totally sober and completely changed

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>shows up at your house and kills you
heh... nothin personell... kid

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based, been meaning to ask that lel

Will Conor finally accept El Cucuy's challenge?

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Kek, not a chance. They've been purposely keeping Conor away from Tony for years.

Pettis almost tko'd tsperg, Gooby would annihilate him

Conor would heem Francis in his prime!

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on the contrary, the paid ones were the only women to ever act like a cunt to him

conor is like 180 lbs there

>Can see your ribs
Do they not have food in Canada?

where

Wake up, Khutbib!

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>Taps to Nate
>Squeaks by a SD in the rematch
>Taps to Khabib
lol

Milk comes in boxes.

Food doesn't come at all! :^)

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He won't fight anyone remotely dangerous. I will fight either Nate or Cowboy at 155. Maybe Al

personally as a big fan of tony I have to admit he’s too hitable for Conor’s striking and Conor hits hard, I don’t think he could knock him out but he could get a tko if herb is reffing

4/10

Kek based Bolsonaro big leaguing Lil Trudeau

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Le glass jawed rat!

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>I will fight
Canor is that you? Did you just drop a clue?

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THIS JUST UPLOADED!

GOOBY IS BACK!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=43kU3wFyoWY

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>eyepoke GOAT

ladds, can you fucking believe it?

youtube.com/watch?v=HRqgVBk9tDk

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Insomnia heemed my brain

HOLY SHIT FOCUSED INTERVIEW STYLE CONOR IS BACK KHABIB IS FINISHED

Who is your favorite wmma fighter unironically?

lorenzo looks 75

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ufc tampa: ruined

Conor The Notorious:

"Fuckin' with me ‘cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every nigga is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen...

Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o"

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I've taken the Zhangpill

This is now a karate hottie thread!

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every thread is a #momchamp thread

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joanna is going to fuck her up though

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Zhang > Waterson

Feels bad. It's probably gonna be an ugly sheeming

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It's tawlf b. I'm usually there, it's just not quite insomnia hours for me yet.

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>i almost took the bait
>wins and losses dont matter in this game it's the stories
holy shit goobs is a heem poster

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I like them (and would breed) both

I COOOOOOOOOOOOMMING

Imagine the braps

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Remember when Conor called CANbib "A Pullout Merchant"?! :^)

He 100 percent browses /heem/ threads... the same as Max Holloway.

Conor has literally never lost a story and he wins ALL rematches

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Damn. Makes me wonder if I've ever (you)d gooby and called him a can before. At least he understands the importance of the story of the fight thanks to us.

ITS HIM

DC lost because he was full of himself, cocky, arrogant and didn't take stipe seriously.

He wins the rerematch

YALL KRAKKKAZ B TRIPPIN

>wins the rematch
Against jones but not against stipe

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DC is retired

# of White champs:4
# of chinkoid champs: 0
# of nog champs: 2
# of spic champs: 3
# of kebab champs: 1

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>half in
is he basically admitting his cocaine use is fucking his fighting? Based either way

># of White champs:4
stipe, valentina, khabib, whittaker?
what about poirier?

and if whittaker counts as white what's stopping Max from counting as white - he's a pale mutt too.

Can anyone tell me what he's eating in that picture?

Whittaker actually has a white dad, Max is just an island mong

Max is white, If khabob wasn't a muzzie he'd be as well.
I'm not counting ICs.

I'm still fighting off hordes of goat fuckers in the comments section on his videos.

So many dirty stinky mudslimes flooding it's hard to believe that shithole of the middle east has internet access.

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I can smell the chimp shit seeping through my computer. None of these guys have fought anybody good yet, and Im serious, yet they are hilariously built up. Its almost as if..

>max is white

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Bad goy

>adding all the scores together
kek

>max is white

Are we judging whiteness by how white a persons full name sounds? If so, then yes, Max Holloway is white.

Where's Mgumbo?

He's from Cameroon

That also makes DC white too, if someone calls "Mr Daniel Cormier" you expect a white guy

You too can be a modern art masterpiece.

>ESPN(yidsney) buys UFC
>notice increased promotion and pandering of niggers and chinks and their shit countries
look into it

I typically root for DC, and was sure he would heem Stipe again.. but god damn is his face annoying. Hes a fucking UFC champion and he cries like a toddler. Was this nigga spoiled rotten as a kid or something? Who the fuck does this?

I wouldn't be so sure, b

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>look into it
nah, I think I'll take your word for it

> tfw DC smashed
supreme...

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Chocolate covered cherries?!

Something like almonds? Things dipped in chocolate?! Like Max Holloway's tears!?

Shaubs hairline is comical

new

Literally never fought anybody worth talking about. He has a victory over a terminally ill Woodley. Congrats?

Of course he wins, hes GOAT. The second coming of Vitor

Poor little Joe Rogan guy

Starring: Thugzilla, Venom, and Peanut untouchble

Literally all three of these posers left their shitholes and live in white countries, white neighborhoods, and think black women arent good enough to date. Usman already has a half white kid, the other two will follow suit.

>dat trade off and Stipe eating the punch that previously heemed him

pure MMA Kino here

It's called a pivot fucking casual

>200 million people
>these are the only notable people

I was jumping on my couch screeching and clapping, actually

WHERE’S. MY. SUPER SUIT???

AAAAAAAAAAAAA BRAAAAADDD NOOOOOOO