2019 APEHOOP CUP PREP: BURGERS VS KANGAROOS

>55k stadium
>louder in my local library
i thought australians were supposed to be rowdy n shiet, nba customers provide better atmospheres

Most of them can't see m8

I can see USA losing to Serbia this year

what do you think boys

a lot of these teams would match up quite well if not for the deficit of wings
in that sense i like the greeks if giannis plays

I think they can lose if they fuck around. Most years USA had first ballot Hall of farmers leading the scoring (Kobe, LeBron, Wade, Melo, Durant, Curry, Irving, Klay etc). But who would be that in this team? Kemba?

Please let us play your sport. :(

there it is. Embarassing to be victorian desu senpai

>basketball
>australia
The stadium isn't even 20% full.

would be more full with netball lmfao

unironically true kek.

just tuned in. what have I missed ?

Netball is full of cute white girls wearing skirts it's no shock m8

hahaha holy shit why did they put basketball in Capeshit Stadium?

nobody is going to be able to see SHIT

Fuck netball is a shit sport though

*kills any chance basketball had of growing in australia*
KEK based

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Not if we win

Why are they playing in a fucking football stadium?

no one even knows this is on mate. everyone is either watching the nrl or ashes right now.

only watching rn because the ashes are delayed by rain

I know it's apehoop but fml it's soulless as fuck

>cucktoria
>lelbourne
sharnt honestly

>Entertain the American guests by taking them to some faggy art gallery

Typical fucking Melbourne

Only knew it was on because someone linked this thread in the Ashes thread.

PHYSICALITY

>Hardaway explaining how to play basketball

thanks for this insightful commentary. If he says physical one more time i will kill myself

yeah lol

Should I get 2K20?

Basketball is more relevant than soccer among Australia's youth.

Let's go boomers woop woop

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LAMELO HOLY BASED!

it probably is honestly. still minnow compared to cricket/rugby/aussie rules/fortnite

desu aussies too low iq to get into soccer/ any other semen slurping sport that doesn't result in concussion

Literally no one cares about basketball here except white people. Non-white youth are playing soccer

Rugby League > Rugby Union > Cricket > Basketball > Soccer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lawn bowls >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Aussie Rules

nah even soccer is better than basketball.

most popular sport in australia is test cricket lad

Touch Footy/OZtag>T20 Cricket>Mixed Netball>2UP>Aussie Rules>Basketball>>>>>>>Soccer

ok Abraham n'kembe

>Why are they playing in a fucking football stadium?

Greed. The most basketball suited arena in Melbourne is Rod Laver Arena, which has 40,000 less capacity than this.

we only like cricket because me daddy and granddady like it.

Kino camera angle.

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We were winning for a second...

Bet my house on the boomers lads.

Boomers not even trying to play defense.

Nice behind the back assist by Bogut.

You know I'm right. White australians love larping as americans

cricket's started, lads.

10 team NBL when?

ABORIGINAL POWER COME ON BOOMERS

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>Cricket

YIKES

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Literally my hairlline on the left

Thanks for the heads up.

t. social reject weirdo literally watching a game of basketball by himself while the entire country is watching the cricket with their friends and families
YIKES

well, there's worse

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>This much projection
>while the entire country is watching the cricket
haha holy fuck, go get laid nigga

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Patty Mills will save Australia.

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Basketball and football (soccer) will be the biggest sports in Australia by 2025

>larping as an african american gentlemen
>doesnt know that the ashes is the most watched tv broadcast in the country
honestly grim lad. consider the rope.

>Getting this mad over Cricket
Literally seething

lol no, only whites like basketball here. Soccer will be our sport

just like China

>caring this much about societal expectations
Have sex

Rugby League and Origin will always be no.1 the ashes will always be number 2 but gayfl and Union are dead in Australia

>african american gentlemen
Holy fuck user we get it, you like Cricket. Haha this nigga says hes watching Cricket with his friends and family yet hes on a basketball thread? Haha go get laid kissless virgin.

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>League

cringe

Australia is China

Origin is the most watched sporting event in the country

>gayfl dead in Australia
Are you a chinese international student or something? Please stop rioting in our cities and go back to China.

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Well, people who are ready to spend 1500$ on a sit are not the most rowdy of all.
NBA understands this, that's why they have little shows every 5 minutes and big screens displaying "make some NOIIIIIIISE" everywhere in their arenas.

Make Australia great again, need to get these Ching chongs out of Australia before they burn the cities down.

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Resident Evil 2 is pretty good aye

Do Frenchfags even basketball? What are you doing here?

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Basketball has been strong at the youth level for 30~ years, but it's never managed to attain critical mass or appeal to anything beyond a niche

Soccer has a chance but is in a similar deal.

The major tv networks here are too heavily invested in AFL and League to allow them to be supplanted, even as League slips further and further towards irrelevance

White girls are literally addicted to Chinese cock. I am so glad God made me Chinese

Were not mates faggot, have sex

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Fair trade if I get an Asian girlfriend in exchange

>I am so glad God made me Chinese
Dont you mean Budda? and I feel sorry for mother.

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Would we be the 2nd best team if we had our best team available?

>nighoop
nope

I didn't call you m8

yes, but the situation is quite complex to describe and sure looks paradoxal

>Asian girlfriend
go back to r eddit or china

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Get fucked cunt

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bit goin on in here

This is now a China Australia basketball thread

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no Simmons? ez

six white boomers

Fuck Ben Simmons

China and Australia best countries in the whole wide world

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I wish

why am I just finding out about a stadium being named after marvel?

Because you live in a shitty country, FACTS

Cape shit is gay anyway

Cause its in melbourne

Melbourne fucking sucks lamo

At least that is in Kentucky