/copalib/ - quilombo edition

sleep well and tight

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>it's a facebook-only match because it's thursday

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Pls win Cali

No

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make me, fagit

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>imagine living in rio
Feels good not fearing for your life every time you hear an havaiana claping behind you

>2-0
>at home
Most dangerous lead

fuck varg
but burzum is kinda cool

Fuck colombian league and
Fuck his loser "teams"

Fuck them all day

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good football won today

Have sex

I was rock fucking hard when reading this, the whole manga is not bad.

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>casi
How will they choke tonight?

My dream

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> good football
> diving
> refballing
flamerda is never good at anything

É esse time aí que tava há 500 minutos sem levar gol?

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*wins*

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Based.

his?

This

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can we already consider paraguay and ecuador as the third and fourth force in south america?

This webm is even better when you realize Nako was only around 15y/16y

Gladly

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Wallens will probable fuck up or Moreno will make a chimpout and foul someone.

just came here to tell you all to suck my big veiny long thick and uncut dick

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>anti-comfy nigger gonna ruin another thread
good night

nice trollposts, a.nal

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Based Nogibro

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PORRA!!!!

Stop posting my wife you daft cunt

>149 cm
muhhhhhh

créu

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dude is completely obsessed with flamengo, wont stop even when they win, i mean, this is completely unhealthy, i just laugh

>Casi
RETARDDDDSSSS

Being an idol gravure photographer is probably the best job in the world.

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Mad

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Inter should just pump Guerrero with cocaine. He was acting like bouffon.
And every flamengo match is good to watch cause they play full offense and have mediocre defense.

/comfylib/
youtube.com/watch?v=s9WVHHqQ260&vl=ja

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LADS! CRB won against ponte preta today.

this general could be perfectly described as dr jekyll and hyde

>non-libertadores days
comfy thread with guys sharing stories about supporting your local team and hiring prostitutes

>libertadores days
HUEHUEHUE CHUPA FILHO DA PUTA AQUI É FLAMENGO KKKKKKKKKKK FIQUEI PIRANHA SE FUDEU LOLOLOLLL

>laughing at the guy off his meds spitting facts
>still not mentioning what was posted here
don't deflect the joke, flamenguistas
we will be always laughing at you, okay?

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>A.Nal finishing

peak comfyness, but still...
youtube.com/watch?v=zNtZAGEQIh4

based

> flamerdistas
> laughing at anyone

Here's your (you)

This is a comfy thread, fuck off

Flamenguistas can't read more than a couple sentences

you can always post your weeb cartoons and idols on Yea Forums, you know

BRASIL PORRA

youtube.com/watch?v=Kh0SUQHBd18

Anime is comfy

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cringe

Mauá só tem índio kkkkkkkk

>A.nal
>cant score vs a 10 man Casi
KEK

What's her nationality again?

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>only draws in the matches from today
nice meme league >we have here, i wonder how many retards will pay for this the next year.

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>4 matches
>all draws
We need better talent

all the players with "talent" are in meme teams like boquita and flu

Others less complaining and stupid like you.
And the most important thing, not NEET cry babies.

>pay for the premium, things will be better, I swear!
You're a dreamer.

>mfw our best "talent" are also foreign players

>149cm
I
MA
GINE

You can literally man handle her

really is time europeans start loaning some players that are not getting much time or development in there to south american football, the level of play here is already bellow asian and almost on par with african, this strategy of taking any player almost good out of here to europe made sure that we can't even develop players anymore with the ridiculously low level of play, just look at this copa and copa america, is really bad

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Yuro team:
>Ok fine, but player will need to agree as well
Spic team:
>Hey [player] wanna come and play for an incredibly shit salary, on terrible social and sporting conditions?

Only 1 country and 2 teams of other country would get a smidgen of a chance of being considered by anyone at all, turning the copa into a far shittier ucl (1teamwinslol) clone.
Fuck off with your retardation.

Lads, I moved to a new city and now I’m matching with solid 6/10s on tinder...
and they’re actually responding instead of ghosting me...

What do?

copa is already a ucl shit, only br teams and boca, river have being playing it, next year with these immense economic crisis on argentina there will only be brazilians, and the teams who actually conquered copa lib where already mostly the largest clubs in their countries and pretty much all titles are between brazil, argie and urugay with only a few with others, also teams can pay half the salary in loans since it will both help the player to get game time and develop the sudaca youth with better level of play since they love to take our players but have made impossible to do so anymore since they took all that were almost good

tell them to watch your league

tell them to watch your league

>they think this isn’t what my first message was

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webm fucking when

The simple fact that anyone hate us, we surely the the most hated team to anyone club just after yours respectively local rivals, make us big.

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Read my fucking post again, nigger.
There is not a single fucking player that will want to come to these shitholes (except for 5 teams tops).
Then you complain how one sided copa already is, but have no issue suggesting a measure that would increase those gaps even more.
basically you're a retard, final (you).

wtf man why so rude

*party stops*

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not if it is condionated to the team being able to call them anytime back and giving them a chance to actually leave the bench there, also if you got players for at least two great clubs in every country it would already make copalib far more competitive than now and there's the aspect of young players developing far better playing against better players our simple get méxico back in copa lib since there teams where better than 95% of the teams here and only lost thanks to reffing and reduce the competition size

forgot about that

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twitter.com/momentostvbra/status/1164385045093736454?s=19

Too lazy to make a webm but here's the video.

el sneed

Not a bad idea, but it won't happen, euros use their own second teams or lower league ones for this already. Also even though being rich anywhere in the world is fine to live even more here where our coins are so low compared to them, their families want the first world benefits. Would work fine but they don't want to develop football here anymore, is even better this way. They milked everything they could from us and now have no competition on their world cups and get all the money from all the countries with no relevant leagues watching which is happening even here.

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no need for all that, just bring the chicanos back and they will replace argies and other shit teams to bring competition back, but don't ref them again in the finals, it was really a dick move

Parabens!

cringy old faggot

What kekfags are doing with sakamichi general?

com Deus me guiando nada me faltara
bom dia

Bom día seu cuzao do cabrunco preto

>bonde do mengão sem freio may actually win everything this time
what is going on

they will choke eventually

like your mum chokes on my cock faveladinho lmao

Good morning lads

Today is >Cerro papa day, send your energy to the good guys /copalib/

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You never told us CP were eliminated from Copa Mbappe by 2 de Mayo.

Good luck today, Do your best!

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is that bettynho saying "acabou"?

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youtube.com/watch?v=VNX-6A1LDqo

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based and comfy

Uma delícia...

1st worlders will never understand our essence

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Perro cumple

Based

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>LDU Quito cut off the water to the Boca Juniors locker room after the match

twitter.com/La12tuittera/status/1164346321895137281?s=20

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She's literally almost crying right now

>yfw that wasn't intentional

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Иди Зaлив Moя Кoнчa

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Unironically cute, would fuck

>frequentando ambiente de gif de gretchen

He's probably gay, but we don't judge here.

Deepest lore.

>Bettynho is a Flamierdafag
Pottery

I was gonna mention that burgers do that cringy shit all the time, but then I remembered that
>USA
>1st world
lyl

[cheirinho intensifies]

BONDE
DO
MENGÃO
100FREIO

The one on the right is way cuter than this Shrek

\O/ VAMOS CERRO CARAJO

EMPOLGOU

it's tonight, riverbros

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Cerro will win

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dad told me I need to get a job, because the company he's working in is about to close

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>Yes, Mr Domínguez, I understand. Tell Mr. Gallardo its all set.

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is pitana the ref for tonight's match?

rip neetbux

is corinthians the most respectable club in brasil?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

hard to think about any respectable club here desu

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did you mean despicable?
that's between them and flamerda

>Corinthians
>Respectable
kek

fuck yeah

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rappi?

how do you beat the RiBer-conmebol duo at Libertadores /copalib/?

parking the bus and winning on pens

Murderball

>RiBer-conmebol duo

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*gets 3 red cards*

they only hire venezuelans

>(((Rappi)))
Slavery is a better choice tbqh

twitter.com/elguams/status/1029760740981448706

perro extraterrestre

>Team plays murderball
>Gets several red cards
>HURRRRR COMBEBOL IS RIGGED

what did he mean by this?

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he means "fuck bolsonaro and fuck white people"

Fuck Bolsonaro unironically

he meant fuck bolsonaro and fuck bolsomitos

fuck bolsonaro and fuck una vela

Fuck Bolsonaro and FUCK A.Nal

Thanks for summoning the bozominions /pol/yards, guys
But anyway fuck bolsonaro and fuck those cunts setting our world on fire

Does anyone still support Bolsonaro? I thought they all realised they got scammed and voted against their own interests, kinda like Macri here

There are some edgy boys out there the still do

CERRO

Perro, jajajajajajajaja

>economy going in the right direction more or less
>violence going down
>but somehow forest firest that are even happening in peru and bolivia are his fault

Brazilians are living proof of man's ability to teach animals how to speak. Unfortunately man taught him portuguese.

No me gusta portugues

>implying right direction is permanent negative growth
>implying no rigging stats to fit in officialist narrative
>ignoring devastation isn't forced to provoke foreign intervention

>they arent going well because i pretend they arent
alright

it's not funny anymore

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INPE, IBGE, lots of institutions who work on stats suffering interventions from Bozo because numbers presented doesn't fit on officialist narrative

quads confirm
bozominions BTFO

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk tambem foda se caralho

oh so its just the stupid deflorestation thats a problem since the portuguese came here
alright

O portuga leva na bunda

kkkkkkkkkkk o muçulmANO tá doidão

60% more deflorestation than last year. IBAMA fiscalization being removed.

t. jose "ze" car(alho)les "bananinho" de souza da silva

fuck bolsonaro and your mom

Going to take a shower before the game starts, brb

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no its 60% more forest fires not deforestation

Time to dinner a based cuscuz with milk and sun meat

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Fires imply deflorestation to create pastures

yup all the cattle in places like canada when it all burned down last year and all the cattle in peru and bolivia

nigga you think these fires are just random? they are setting the fire to have more exploitable land

if that was the case the fires would be on the ''border'' of the forest and it would be happening only on brazil but they are also happening in other countries

Peruvian territories like Rondônia, Acre and Mato Grosso, for example

g1.globo.com/mundo/noticia/2019/08/22/incendio-destroi-500-mil-hectares-de-vegetacao-na-bolivia-e-abala-campanha-de-evo-morales.ghtml

Yeah it's like wind doesn't spread fire, right

>unironically using globo as a source
Yeah, like they would talk bad about Bolsonaro. It's like using Fox as a source for something against Trump

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t. commie

What? All Globo does is shit on the government 24/7.

We should send all Flamenguistas to Amazon to get burned

oque ta acontecendo na amazonia nao ia acontecer no rio porque o carioca é educado
*burns down a bus*

>like they would talk bad about Bolsonaro
uh

lol. someone tried that in my bairro today.

He failed, so he stabbed himself in anger (he tried to do it in front of a police station btw)

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>copacabanafags
yikies

So, /pol/ bullshit is okay on /copalib/ when it's shitting on the right?

Globo and Bozo are partners. See when Globo talks on economic "plan" of officialism.

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so tomorrow i have to wake up at 5am because im a good God fearing christian but i just took a nap and ill probably wont be able to sleep
#prayforanon

River loses today for the sake of /copalib/

wtf they predicted the future again!

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For me its, Sopa de Mondongo. Una delicia.

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That's a bold statement. Can you prove it?

el chileno maligno senores

See Globo and Globonews when theme is privatizations and/or social security destruction, for example.

naturalmente, weon

Spoken like someone that can't prove it.

> muh social security
wanna know how i know you're a faggot?

http : // cinegnose . blogspot . com / 2019 / 07 / do-estado-minimo-ao-estado-liquido . html

Cinéfilo não é gente e nem li e nem lerei.

Wilson Roberto Vieira Ferreira

Mestre em Comunição Contemporânea (Análises em Imagem e Som) pela Universidade Anhembi Morumbi.Doutorando em Meios e Processos Audiovisuais na ECA/USP. Jornalista e professor na Universidade Anhembi Morumbi nas áreas de Estudos da Semiótica e Comunicação Visual. Pesquisador e escritor, autor de verbetes no "Dicionário de Comunicação" pela editora Paulus, organizado pelo Prof. Dr. Ciro Marcondes Filho e dos livros "O Caos Semiótico" e "Cinegnose" pela Editora Livrus.

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o maluco fez cinema e quer dar palpite em economia!

>os cara discutindo politica em dia de jogo

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I guess morons gonna buy every bullshit degree these days. Imagine taking the opinion of someone with a degree in communicaitons seriously.

Comunicação não é só cinema

lads

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>conmemebol

No seriously, you're all niggers.

>says the nigger

OH NO NO NO RIVAR DID IT AGAIN

Era

>RIVAR
RIVAR
>RIVAR
RIVAR

TWO
MINUTES

holy shit Rivar calm down

>says the mutt

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riBAR

>3 minutes and RIVAR
GUYS PLEASE LETS MAKE IT LESS OBVIOUS

We're so fucked lads

Fucking Rivar

HAHAHAHAHA

El var Simson...

FINALLY the match started.
Whoever brings up politics in /copalib/ from now
on will die agonizingly

Fuck riVAR

era

>RiBAR

Jesus christ they don't even try to hide it

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It doesn't matter if it was at 2 min or 90, clear Penalty

PENULTYYYYY

it literally era you retarded niggers

I'm not sure if ERA I wouldn't call it personally

>clear penalty
>that's why he had to check 90000 times in slow motion
this is your brain on la B

We are South Americana bro, all of us are mutts kek

Calm down Based Carrizo will save it

WTF BOCABROS
THEY CAN'T KEEP AGAIN WITH IT

Bro...

10 minutes in and I already can't take it.
Please tell me Cerro can win it, please...

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Just to make sure it was a Penalty or indirect free kick

>cerro

>expecting to beat conmebol fc

Another palmeme-Godoy Cruz...

>suareth

It is over bro, the VAR is too strong tonight

Unironically who can stop Rivar?

Boca

Boca at the final

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CONMEBOL CORRUPTA
DOMINGUEZ HIJUEPUTA

>final
Sis...

AL ahin.

gol de teo

river winning again?

STOP IT

this has to be corruption

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VAR is only good when it favors the underdog

>burré

>being a riber fag

>being a RiVAR bandwagoner

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VAI TOMAR NO CU RIVER
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AQUI E CERRO PORRA

based

What the fuck bros, where can I watch todays sudakino matches?
SporTV not showing, Fox Sports not showing. Are they doing some meme Facebook shit transmission again?

Facebook thursdays

it.rojadirecta.eu/

>25 min in
>riBer still didnt manage to score against >cerro
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>sudakino
you should know by know that dazn has the rights for sulamiranda

>Thursday
>no brazilians playing
most likely fb

river es demasiado bueno, denle la copa

According to Google it's tied but Fernandez scored a penalty.

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>google

Christianity is a myth fabricated by gays

VAR aside the way they recover the ball in 3/4 of >Cerro's field is really nice

literally who can stop them bros...

>the congolombian descendido bandwagoner strikes again

Google.
With a capital G.

unironically Boca

Do you drink alcohol? Your suffering from la rekaca

>riBAR

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Islam wouldn't exist if Abraham didn't fuck his maid

goatfuckers are unable to find the solution

>la rekaca

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Is the face on that toilet scared of that shit, or scared because it has a black dick?

RIVER DECIME QUE SE SIENTE
HABER JUGADO EL NACIONAL
TE JURO QUE AUNQUE PASEN LOS AÑOS
NUNCA NOS VAMOS A OLVIDAR
QUE TE FUISTE A LA B
QUEMASTE EL MONUMENTAL
ESA MANCHA NO SE BORRA NUNCA MÁS
CHE GALLINA SOS CAGÓN
LE PEGASTE A UN JUGADOR
QUE COBARDES LOS BORRACHOS DE TABLON

lo de river es magistral

it's really meh now

>rio prato

>35min
>only 1 goal
They're done

anti-river niggers are really pathetic to see

Stop sucking Riber dick, Vos no estas convenciendo a nadie.

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Nah, Cerro is playing like shit.

>fecesbook transmission only
>need to make an account to watch
Yeah fuck riber
Go CP, I'll fap to some loli to support you

Confession: Sakura was my first crush and that's why, to this day, i never fapped to her

And fuck Jewckerberg

>fapping to flat twigs

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For me its Sailor Mercury

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has juanfer come back from injury yet?

gallardo es un genio

ERA MANO

it's ogre

Holy shit, Rivar RIVAR

no era jajajajja

Hes not match fit yet, but hes able to train with the team.

CHIMPOUT SPONSORED BY RIBAR

pero que negros de mierda JAJAJA

CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT CHIMPOUT

>all these Chimpouts
HAHAHAHAH

river vs bonde do mengão sem freio in the finals

really?

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ih, se empolgou fácil kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Top tier taste my friend

Why would you fap to a cartoon though

>yellow
carillo cagon

Why not?

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Not much different from fapping to most women, though.
Neither are within our reach and we'd never fuck them anyways.

sudaca footy is just too good to watch lads

i could never fap to my crushes
wonder why

knows dad

chimpout webm kudasai.

Pls win Cerro

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To each his own I guess

love argies and paraguachos
hate congolombians and chicanos
not racist just dont like
simple as

'cause you're a faggot. I fapped even to Doña Florinda at my puberty's height.

>only 1-0
It's ogre

that's not racist though

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next two goals will be free/penalty kicks
screencap this

>tfw Colombian CHI
>mfw you hate me twice as much

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no i love you in particular
*kisses*

Based and coincidentally redpilled
Los grandes no se van a la b

and both to cerro
dubs confirm

>Watching sudaca refball in 2019
meh, dominguez unironically killed the sport here.
If i wanted to watch a rigged futbol game, i'd watch the ucl because at least it's entertaining

i was looking the other day for *that* el chaves comic, you know the one

yeah, I read that doujinshi too

>Doña Florinda
holy shit

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i just come here to shitpost while watching MELHORES ENQUADROS DA ROCAM 2019*
i personally think im hella based

>people in brasil call el chavo "chaves"
wow wtf
Very disrespectful considering the situation in venezuela

>UCL
>entertaining

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> muh dubs

T-Thanks Brazil

El chavo es quemar

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I love copalib but honestly yo le voy al necaxa

Humor argenCHINO, señores

the fugg
is that real

what's so strange about that pic

when did chespirito ever visit Uruguay??? that for starters

kek, Chilindrina es gallina
Down here, gallina means whore

Whats her name bros?

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Probably hunting for kiko copyrights

Yari

They traveled all over latam. It's not strange. El Chavo was insanely popular

i love everyone here, no matter if they hate me for no reason.

how does one stop river's midfield? 4 offensive midfielders with good pass that don't let you have possession for more than 5 seconds

Copa Libertadores

The question is how the hell do Cerro still have 11 men on the pitch.

>dubs
You realize we watched el chavo in it's original language, right? Cabeza de termo olor a orto

When I'm happy I whistle some CCS OST's. I wonder if people ever noticed.

that bitch from hxh

long pass to the area gg izi

yeah, 2019 ucl semis were peak kino
and watching a libertadores the entire world knows river will win again because they don't even bother to see if they actually need the var anymore, they just use is boring af

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Johann Sebastian Bach

>winning agains VAR
Good luck CP

from my experience, nobody noticed and they probably think you're an annoying cunt for making noise in public

or maybe that's just me, who knows

we don't hate you, we love your mum

>or maybe that's just me, who knows
it is, you bitter faggot

ITS OUT
youtube.com/watch?v=rE9qIHOVzKY

Her name is Jennifer. I found her on Tinder.
She's not my girlfriend, but she could be.

this river can beat liverpool desu

sucks for them that I'm musically gifted and they're not

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how did facebook find out about /copalib/?

have you guys ever fallen in love and then like right before you fall asleep youre like wtf shes just a girl
its like your hormones just stop working

There's no one
Although I'd fuck again some of the good asses I had

'no'

>fallen in love
>with some common girl
Nigga I only fuck and dump

I'm not a pussy, so no

>Nelson Haedo Valdez is still playing football
wew

>falling in love
Scooby dooby doo

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woot
anyways found the article
taringa.net/ info/el-dia-que-el-chavo-estuvo-en-uruguay_gllpr/amp
didn’t know at all

>have you guys ever fallen in love and then like right before you fall asleep youre like wtf shes just a girl with a penis

Sorry guys, phone posting is hard.

EL POLACO POLACO
OOO MI AMOR PERDONAME SI TE DEDICO ESTA CANCIOOOONN

Last time I had a crush was in highschool, I don't actually remember

>imagine loving someone that isn't family or a perro

>tfw

Perros are family

no
I just cry myself to sleep thinking about her

honestly we should trade women for more perros
would be a better world

>enzo memes elbows opponent
>no var
I mean, you can be blind but you will still see it

having a cheeky apa to be honest lads

THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOOOOVED
WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EEEEEEYES

>fallen in love
que marica

BUT THEY BURIED HER ALIVE
ONE EVENING IN 1945!!!

GOL GOL

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

But then who would we fuck?
I sure as shit don't fuck man ass nor animals.

F

cartoon girls dummy

TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK TOOTHPICK

Fuck river

Activate it

VAR VAR VAR VAR VAR

NO TAN RAPIDO RIBERNIGGERS
VAR SINSON

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just use your hand
it's not like the world would change for you

>cabbizo

>riVAR'd
LOL

is 2x0 at home on the first leg the most dangerous lead?

Fuiste bueno, Perro Corteño

GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D GET VAR'D

how could it be more dangerous than 2x1? kek

ELA PARTIU
(PARTIU)
E NUNCA MAIS VOLTOU
ELA SUMIU
SUMIU
E NUNCA MAIS VOLTOU
>tfw

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Fuck the car desu

Pls

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VAR'd
Handball

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

VAR'D

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El polaco en tu laco

b-but they own conmebol

NOOOOOOOOO
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP THEM SO I CAN COMPLAIN

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We need another Sunrise Wild Ride like Cross Ange.

que lindo que sos copalib

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look at the stats, the conversion rate for 2x0 is way higher than 2x1

OOOOOOOOOOOOOONDE QUER QUE ELA ESTÁ
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGA-ME QUE EU VOU LÁ BUSCAR.

I unironically liked it, but I also have shit taste.

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el hechizo se vuelve contra el hechicero

>rivar

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you are babito
baby

>calling handball against riber
press F for the ref. He'll be dead by tomorrow

We need more gay girl shows
based

:DD

>watching homosexual anime

>Argentina
>White

lololol

benaldy :DDD

que lindo que so' cai

Another penalty please

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ERA

ERA PENAL

oh no no RIVAR AGAIN WTF

PENAL PARA RIVER

Easily the most lesbo anime I've ever watched.
>Lesbians are bad

Also

PENULTYYYYYY

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River tiene barra?

...

>already with his pants pooped

>can only win by penalties

jajajajajjajaja

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>Dive
>its a penalty
>CONMEBOL isnt bought out by riber

BORRE
O
R
R
E

que bien pateado

ERA OFFSIDE
NO ERA PENAL

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he touched the ball first -u can do whatever after that -like win a penal

ESTA CAGADO Y BOCA ESTA CAGADO

>stealing against paraguayos
Should be the other way around all things considered

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

benultie was a dive but
>ERA OFFSIDE
no

>gets VAR'd
>suddenly a phone rings

B O G G E D
O
G
G
E
D

Fixed That For You! :^)

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It’s over river campeón again

Based
Chicanos not sucking for once

¡Suerte River! La serie ya está ganada

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inb4 boca lose 4-0 at home just to avoid getting rekt by river again

>'inventamos el VAR'

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Feels like everything is going too smoothly for comfort, desu. Boca will either win or some BR team will destroy River in the final

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Based

Boca has a good chance this time, VAR doesn't works in superclasicos and River can't score for shit

can't tell if Haedo is good or shit

>NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! THEY'RE HELPING RIVER AGAIN! DONOFRIO OWNS CONMEBOL! GALLARDO IS A FRAUD! DALE BOOOOO

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VAR took literally took away a River goal earlier in this match, but ok

This needs to happen.

honestly this

>can't score for shit
nigga you didn't watch the game against racing last weekend?

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Pero las malvinas son inglesas

corazón fuerte, corazón de león

>BRs winning against either river or boca

Lmao

>in copalib

>gallardo is banging alina moine
based

isn't rasin Argentina's >schalke?

the Raisin that got eliminated by boca unidos, isn't playing any international tournament and has one point in the entire tournament? lmao

Absolute shit

God I wish that were me

how can he be so based?

>winning against a team that can call multiple ERAs against you

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Bark

well, the boca that got eliminated to almagro? we can say it about every team

they got their shit together, won 2 leagues in the last 5 years

Really?

get some taste, fag

the last one was a joke, both boca and river didn't give a fuck

No

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youtube.com/watch?v=L-jrslZUNX8
youtube.com/watch?v=qi0nU9it23I
youtube.com/watch?v=wz3wMCnI8cE

Off the top of my head

do you live under a rock? everyone was talking about it yesterday and today

just google "alina moine"

ANOTHER CHIMPOUT

NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

>45 years ago
grandpa please

>20 years ago

Yeah no, sorry macaco it’s ok to be the eternal copa lib cebollitas tho

Too much winning desu

Prepare your anus Boquita

I actually forgot Boca lost vs curintia, that was hilarious

yeah. during daytime I'm like "she's so perfect" but when I'm alone it's like "she's not even that hot"

Recycle shit threads

>every time Nacho scored River won
Mufa stat

:^)

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OI! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT SPOON!?

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Jah!