/nfl/ pissing on the XFL edition

>bills @ jets wont determine who wins the AFCE

What's the ceiling for my guys, the Houston Texans?

Whoever wins or loses, the Colts are winning the AFCE.

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Fuck you gilly lock.

Some of both

Jags are going 12-4 aren't they?

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He's ours

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Who has the best WR Core in the league, and why is it the patriots?

No. Nick Foles really isn't that good. Their entire offense isn't that good.

Wild card appearance and a divisional round exit at absolute best. They'll need to stay healthy

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Just move everything down into the boxes as is. Pretty accurate.

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Funny how he's pretty much the same player from bills to pats, but gets called one of the best corners simply because he's on pats.

Patriots vs every division by team since 2001(every game including the whole 2001 season, 2008, and 2016):

AFCE
NA. Patriots(0-0)[NA]
07. Bills(32-4)[.889]
20. Jets(29-10)[.744]
24. Dolphins(24-12)[.667]

AFCN
09. Browns(6-1)[.857]
15. Bengals(6-2)[.750]
21. Steelers(11-4)[.733]
22. Ravens(8-3)[.727]

AFCS
06. Texans(10-1)[.909]
07. Jaguars(8-1)[.889]
14. Titans(7-2)[.778]
15. Colts(15-5)[750]

AFCW
09. Raiders(6-1)[.857]
12. Chargers(9-3)[.818]
23. Chiefs(7-3)[.700]
29. Broncos(9-9)[.500]

NFCE
04. Cowboys(4-0)[1.000]
15. Redskins(3-1)[.750]
24. Eagles(4-2)[.667]
29. Giants(3-3)[.500]

NFCN
02. Bears(5-0)[1.000]
02. Vikings(5-0)[1.000]
24. Lions(4-2)[.667]
27. Packers(3-2)[.600]

NFCS
01. Falcons(6-0)[1.000]
04. Buccaneers(4-0)[1.000]
13. Saints(4-1)[.800]
29. Panthers(3-3)[.500]

NFCW
09. Rams(6-1)[.857]
15. 49ers(3-1)[.750]
15. Cardinals(3-1)[.750]
27. Seahawks(3-2)[.600]

There is no division that is beating them. The AFCE has done a decent job beating the Patriots(other than the Bills) despite somewhat lackluster overall winrates(being roughly .450 teams)

lolno, gilmore wasn't that good here. Dude constantly got burned.

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Legit trash.

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It's amazing what competent coaching can do with talent

Yea early on. As he did his rookie year which is why bills fans hated him and didn't care that he left.

this sport is still "a thing"?
big yikes
>>Yea Forums

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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As a Ravens fan I'm just ready for the season to start because I'm still kinda upset at the team and fan's during the the whole Joe Flacco thing. Don't get me wrong I want Lamar Jackson to succeed and I hope he does but the revisionist history the fans have been throwing out to try to get themselves in the mindset that this was the best decision upsets me. Let's just get this shit started so I never have to hear these asinine takes again

>Pats game tomorrow
Where my Pats bros at? Who's hyped!?

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>Bills

1 more spot!

Can they bring back those red helmets for the bills.

Bills

Bills are basically a Pats farm team

>colts
>luck won't play a full season

For me it's the Houston Oilers

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It looks like that leaf got his way

You misspelled LGBT

Browns

Been shit except for gilmore. Hogan pretty good. M.Gillislee was a funny one.

>Hogan pretty good.
yeah for like one year, Hogan was awful last season.

>Matt Nagy wants to dial back Cohen's workload
Maybe he should'nt had traded away the RB carrying the team. God the bears will always be inept.

>I now remember Gillislee
Such a great pickup in fantasy a couple years ago.

Yea, don't get how he is bouncing around teams still. Everyone just wants to touch anything Patriots I guess.

Had high hopes for Gillislee. Hogan was great until he got his arm wrecked.

At least got Corey Bojorquez, for now.

Chiefs

last two digits are how many more consecutive AFCE titles the Patriots will win during this run

bets on which is the next retarded front office to poach a Patriots coordinator and make them their own HC is? or who said coordinator might be?

Someone have the webm of the Packers fucking up that onside kick against the Seahawks in 14?

what the fuck is this guy's problem?

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I think we are fucked now fellas.
The XFL may destroy our league guys.

What happens when Kaepernick signs with them? Reid, and many others will follow him to that league.

If they allow open protests, all the blacks will flee over there.

How the fuck can we compete?

>green gay
>gayron gaydgers

kek lol oh no!

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Go Battlehawks!

How much longer are they going to cuck McDaniels? I feel like he would be the next one to fail.

Lol

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>oh no
this is still a thing on /nfl/?

JMD is a cautionary tale. I'm honestly surprised that BOB has lasted as long as he has in Houston... maybe he's the new Marvin Lewis.

rollan failcons

based

Nothing at all

For me, it's the...none of them really speak to me.

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looks pretty based

you have to take a bit of a leap on one

AAF at least had some regional ties to the team. What the fuck is a Seattle Dragon?

Muh GoT, muh UAB

Vince McMahon and Trump are friends. He won't let someone like Kaep into his league.

LA wildcats...sure why not, coulda gone with California Widlfires but ok

>What the fuck is a Seattle Dragon?
youtube.com/watch?v=hw9Po9eh4M8

real talk it would be a great move for the marketing of the league to sign kaep, but it still wont even make a dent in the revenue of the league

people would probably get upset at that name

Debate me

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Andy Reid will never win a Super Bowl
/debate

Pats
Chefs
Eagles
Bears

Rams
Seahawks
Packers
Texans
Colts

Chargers
Saints
Panthers
Steelers
Bills

Hawks
Jets
Niners
Browns
Raiders
Cowboys

Redskins
Titans
Jags
Vikings

Bengals
Ravens
Lions
Buccs
Giants

Cards
Dolphins
Broncos

Rams not the no.1 seed, but will go to the Superb owl and win.

The least likable team in the NFL is the browns change my mind

>8 posts early

ELFI > XFL

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Any of the AFCN teams, t.bh

I was being sarcastic, LA wildcats sounds terrible

MODS = FAGGOTS

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT ANSWER

Oh wow guys I am shitting my pants so bad the NFL is going to get totally rekt by AAF level garbage talent it's all over everyone is going to tune in to see Hackenburger and Johnny Manziel, the true talent. I'm scared as fuck bros it's all over :((((

because of all the chinks in the pacnw

I THINK DANIEL JONES SUCKS

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Then why did they use a western dragon? The only thing I can think of is Wizards of the Coast is based out of Seattle. And they make Dungeons and Dragons, but that's a fucking reach.

>not naming yourselves the Seattle Wizards and hiring a santa impersonator as a mascot
cringe

Kek, White boy btfo.

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>puckers
Lmao

>Kenny Stills
>White
???

>Battlehawks
>Not the Battering Rams
Shiggy

Retard

Lmao, cope

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Based seethe and rent-free cringe.

Yeah, you. Lmao

AFC North
Baker Mayfield 65% 32 TDs 10 INTs 4,600 yards
Ben Roethlisberger 66% 28 TDs 14 INTs 4,700 yards
Andy Dalton 61% 19 TDs 13 INTs
Lamar Jackson 58% 17 TDs 12 INTs 3,400 yards (710 rushing yards 10 rushings TDs)

AFC North
Deshaun Watson 64% 33 TDs 15 INTs 4,700 yards
Andrew Luck 62% 28 TDs 16 INTs 4,200 yards
Nick Foles 65% 22 TDs 12 INTs 4200 yards
Marcus Mariota 57% 4 TDs 5 INTs 900 yards
Ryan Tannehill 66% 16 TDs 4 INTs 2600 yards

AFC East
Tom Brady 66% 27 TDs 7 INTs 4,100 yards
Sam Darnold 65% 27 TDs 13 INTs 4,300 yards
Josh Allen 58% 19 TDs 12 INTs 3,400 yards (520 rushing yards 9 INTs)
Ryan Fitzpatrick 59% 8 TDs 5 INTs 1600 yards
Josh Rosen 63% 17 TDs 5 INTs 2,600 yards

AFC West
Patrick Mahomes 66% 38 TDs 15 INTs 4,800 yards
Phillip Rivers 67% 34 TDs 10 INTs 4,900 yards
Derek Carr 63% 24 TDs 10 INTs 4,500 yards
Joe Flacco 62% 21 TDs 8 INTs 3,600 yards

This man has no shame.

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24 hours until Danny Dimes throws more touchdowns.

It's amazing that they aren't letting Eli play so that he can't be outshined by DJ

cringe

redpilled oof, lose weight

who?

Da gawd

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>preseason
reminder that the 2008 lions went 4-16

Tom is going to end up being the old camp counselor that still trys to act cool, isn't he?

Lmao at Baker Mayfield having 32 TD's and 10 INT. Is he playing every single bottom 8 pass defense again? The dude was garbage against every average to above average defense.

They brought in Davis and drafted Montgomery. RBBC has been the plan for a while

>The head coach trades players

Baker will finish top 3 in INT.

*blocks your path*

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based truthposter baker is a LOSER

Rolling for toxins playoff loss

rolling for Patriots
also is this for one game or an entire season?

>Because there were under two minutes left in the half, the Texans were not allowed to challenge the play; a decision to review comes from officials, specifically the replay office in New York. Knowing this, the Patriots hurried to the line to snap the ball. Also knowing this, Bill O’Brien could have called a timeout to give officials time to initiate the review. He did not.
>Despite the defensive backs immediately signaling an incompletion, and even Jim Nantz openly calling for O’Brien to call a time out, he did nothing, and the Patriots got the next play off before the New York office could order the review.
>“The situation was that New York did get back to us,” referee Tony Corrente told a pool reporter. “However, unfortunately, they didn’t get to the game officials on the field until after the play had already started...You can’t challenge after the snap.”
>When asked about the sequence after the game by the Houston Chronicle’s John McClain, and why he didn’t call a timeout to give officials time to start the review, O’Brien got pissy. “It’s not my job to do that,” O’Brien said. And then, again: “It’s not my job to call a timeout to make their [the officials’] job easier.”

What the fuck is this guy's problem?

Don't you dare push that stupid nigger off on us, he's going to get an upper management position with Jay-Z in the NFL.

Honest question, did the xfl purposefully choose cities with awful/nonexistent fanbases? Really odd. I had some hooe when they announced the return, but how the fuck did they pick the cities?

Is this 2001~2018 stats? I assume you mentioned 01, 08, and 2016 because either Brady didn't play that season whole or part of it?

t. cowherd

>owen 2
>implying GOAT

>AAF: Orlando, Atlanta, Birmingham, San Antonio, San Diego, Salt Lake City, Tempe, Memphis
>XFL 2.0: Los Angeles, NYC, Houston, Atlanta, St. Louis, Dallas, Seattle, Tampa, Washington DC

The AAF targeted places thirsty for sports teams and entertainment except for Atlanta. I have no idea what the fuck the XFL was thinking. Pretty much all their cities have a ton of sports teams or don't give a shit about sports much anyway

Vince will finally lose his iron grip over the WWE after xfl deuce fails

>OH NO!

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he's just hitting major markets. 2/10 support in ny>4/10 support in birmingham. don't necessarily agree with either because i don't really give a shit about another low rent minor football league so haven't looked into it but that's the line of thinking.

No one is sitting in 3 hours of traffic or trainrides to watch a fucking XFL game. What they're paying to lease Metlife and other stadiums is going to exceed their ticket and concession sales.

merging the top 4 AAF teams in terms of attendance (San Antonio, San Diego, Orlando, "Arizona"/Birmingham) into the XFL would have been a good decision in the long run. Trying to get this shit off the ground in huge, already oversaturated markets is fucking stupid.

What the FUCK did he mean by this?

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yeah of course the average new yorker isn't going to do that shit over someone from birmingham. the point is there's 20 times more idiots to draw from so even if a new yorker is only 6% as likely to go as a birmingham resident, new york still draws more

Least they have a DRAGON for true shitposting

>Chiefs beating Pats
0/2 and counting, fucker

>Golly gee I'm glad I didnt have Brett Farve on my team he threw too many picks

Patriots have done nothing but improve this offseason and Chiefs have arguably stayed the same or even declined. No way, no how.

In 7 months, the XFL will fold

>Muh football
Surely you'd be better off trying to make a new basketball league.

MAKE HOUSTON OILERS AGAIN
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Yep.

make bud adams' family beg for their lives through torture

no it won't. vince mcmahon is getting old as fuck and wants to add to his legacy. there have to be about 3 seasons of complete failure before he would throw in the towel. no one will miss a paycheck

>there are people who think anyone will pay cash money dollars to see Christian Hackenberg tier QB's play in an arena league

Yikes

This is totally a heterosexual man. Definitely not a faggot at all. He’s just dressed like a member of the Village People for the lulz. He really, really likes women.

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When he's staring at a $100 million dollar loss for the first season, the business man in him and the other investors will realize it makes no sense to throw food money after bad

>if a man doesn't look like an absolute along, he must be gay

I hope they cut the internet to your trailer park

Do you actually think actual gay people dress like this?

XFL better get kaep and manziel.

speaking of a retard with a retarded post...

>tfw youll never be in a denim gang with your lads
shame

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Johnny Football couldn't even hack it in the CFL

Johnny Football for LA Wildfires desu

Do straight people?

Apparently

Don't ask me why I spent time on this

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Kaepernick won't, it would cheapen his brand

>he didn't do so good in school his governor wrote to congrats him

Get on my level

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Because you're a fag from Delaware?

You must be 18 or older to browse and post on this website

Central PA born and raised kid

He might be, Florida schools are terrible and it's routine to see 23 year-olds finally pass the 10th grade.

>Ron DeSantis
Eww

>Throw pass in madden
>Reciever stops moving and it gets picked
>Watch replay
>Defender zooms around the receiver without moving his legs

I hate this game so much I am going to play it for 8 more months

No since Charlie Christ has a FL Governor been so deep in the closet.

Name a bigger retard in any sport

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Get off the 'chan, Jerry.

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>this guy walks up to your d-line and averages 5 YPC against your team

What do you do?

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I can post about Zeke period.

If he's on the Chiefs, wait for him to get arrested.

being worth 3 billion vs being worth 3.1 billion I don't think he really gives a fuck about at this point. it's like why trump ran for president, he had already been a party boy and fucked 10s for a solid 50 years, what else is there to do?

Buy Greenland? oh wait...

Who /BURRS/ here?

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Until they go like 8-8 this year and get an ego about how much they improved in two years. Cannot wait to hear the super bowl hype for the Brown's every preseason for the next five years only for them to become the new Bengals.

Based basedboy coming with the banntz

Buy an actual NFL team that you know makes money and appreciates in value

You have obviously never lived in the city. They really do dress like that

Damn...I'm retarded. I though original post was Browns ARE the MOST LIKABLE not unlikable.

Did Antonio brown pass away recently?

*wins 14 games in your direction*

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Also, if he were worth $3B the NFL owners would've approved him to buy a team.

>fucked 10s
I mean, I think they were probably at least 14 or 15 years old, right? 10 seems young even for him and his buddy Jeff.

Vince obviously didn't want to be under anybody's thumb. It's still gonna flop but I doubt he really cares

THOSE PICTURES WERE ALL FAKE! GOOGLE DELETED THE REAL ONES OF JEFF AND OTHER UNRELATED PEOPLE!!! FAKE!!!

He's a 70 year old who roids out.

Who do you want to win, Yea Forums?

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I can't wait for their frat house bullshit they're pull with their kickers backfires on them

si.com/nfl/2019/08/21/chicago-bears-kicker-competition-obsession-cody-parkey-miss-matt-nagy-eddy-pineiro

And? He still doesn't care what he does with his money at this point. His wrassling legacy is cemented and his family will continue it after he's gone, might as well try some fooseball (again)

team 18

Team 18>hitler did nothing wrong>>>>>>>>>>everyone else

a slip knot located in your bedroom

My name sucks, it was just going to be temporary. Help me come up with a good one, /NFL/.

Houston roughnecks

Droolingtards

Isucox4free

You are welcome

I think he's got enough money for food regardless of what happens with the xfl lol

Can someone explain what hard knocks is? The NFL is trying to predict which teams will be shit and film them for the season? What happens if the team turns out to be really good?

/spee/nus envy

Hello Kiwinigger

If Kaep came in and single handedly carried his team to the XFL Owl, media would go absolutely nuts. It would only cheapen his brand if he sucked. Which he does. So you're right.

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Looks like Aaron rodgers

Why the fuck does Cowturd hate him so much

What is it, Yea Forums?

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Because he talks a lot of shit despite having a losing record

Maygod punked him out on his own show, hes been angry ever since

He's a tranny. Both Elway and Lock are trannies

Why are you so obsessed with us?

There are few teams in the league i care less about. But he asked, and if you look at aelway he is clearly a tranny

Because he wants to fuck you?

it's important to track the mentally ill for the final eradication

Edgy, kiddo

>feminine penis
ditto, kiddo

>14 wins
Try 10-6 with a lucky WC spot, then immediate exit.

SEETHING

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These suck, but thanks anyway

Carli Lloyd would unironically make the Bears roster

Quads don't lie

He's fucking cowcucks daughter

packy-wackies

you mean wacky paki's?

my iggles finna gonna win 16 games and the superb owl :)

No one knows how good the Jags offense really is because Blake was so terrible.

chargers will booty blast the fuck out the iggles

>tfw bout to get Crabtree
But why tho

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lol

>Chargers
>Winning a game that matters

Andy Reid CAN coach deep into the playoffs

Only once per team

The Chiefs will be legit dangerous deep in the playoffs for the rest of his tenure

As long as their defense is terrible, smart money would bet on them being one and done

Can we all agree that the top 3 picks in next years draft will all be QBs?

cardinals are taking a qb in the 1st round 3 years in a row?

I can see Dolphins and Lions taking one (Stafford doesn't like the staff and Rosen is a guarenteed bust)

Because he thinks he's better than Sherman and Talib. They're going to punk him all fucking game.

wait you guys arent excited about the XFL?
its gonna be great. why are you faggots already shitting on it for?

0/8 of the teams are the san diego fleet. why even bother?

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I might enjoy football this year because ai have no hope that the Giants make the playoffs. I couldn't even watch the second half of last season, wasting my only day off getting pissed off at 63 yeard fieldgoals.

It's DOA. People don't want to watch c and d tier football in the spring.

1. the logos & names are complete ass, AAF did it better
2. the cities they picked have football teams other than St. Louis, AAF did it better
3. if the AAF taught us anything, the talent pool will be shallow and the football won't be good
4.AAF came out first and failed and this seems like another complete retread and nobody likes second rate leagues that wont last more than a couple seasons
5. Vince McMahon. need I say more?

>the entire league just sat back and let >us get Harry, Joejuan, Williams, Stidham, Harris, and Meyers
fucking HOWLING lads

Now that >St. Louis bandwagons the Chiefs, do I have to be a Battlehawks fan? Is this how the 2 way street works?

Who? Who? Who? Who? Who? And who?

XFL is trash for trash. McMahon is a bigger snake than Polian is. I lost a lot of respect for him after the AAF. And McMahon will sell you out for a dollar.

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The NFC East is packed with total loser teams, I doubt the Patriots have some sort of suck virus they communicate to everyone else in their division. The fact is that the Bills, Find, and Jets have been fucking awful for more than 2 decades and whenever they've found brief success their moron owners fuck it up by firing everyone the second they lose to Billy Boy two years in a row. Shit Rex Ryan, an actually mentally handicapped individual, went to two straight AFCCGs coming out of the same division as the Pats but he just got fired when the owner/GM completely fucked those teams with horrible talent acquisition after some brief success. It's possible to succeed in the same division as the Patriots, you just cannot expect to suddenly replicate their historic success since that's also near impossible.

>Lions have a horrible record again this year, implying that they also get dunked on by all three division rivals.
>Instead of dumping Patricia's fat ass, they will instead get rid of their pretty good QB and trust their moron head coach to mold a rookie into the perfect hand-off machine in their archaic run-focused offense.
>Stafford will fuck off and get paid somewhere like San Francisco with moderate talent and a coach who has an actual brain, going 10-6 in the process and winning his first playoff game.

You know what, this is actually Lions enough to happen.

I am actually going to screenshot this post. I can totally see this happening

Literally the best QB in the league rn. Jews hate him!!!

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Playoff Prediction

>AFC
>EAST
NE
>SOUTH
IND
>NORTH
CLE
>WEST
KC
>WILD CARDS
JAX
PIT

>NFC
>EAST
PHI
>SOUTH
ATL
>NORTH
GB
>WEST
LAR
>WILD CARDS
NYG
CHI

>replaying Madden 05
>tfw you realized you can count with one hand the players left from the 2000s
>all your heros that you grew up idolizing are replaced by youngins who were born earlier than you and you dont even know all that well

shits depressing

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If you're on PC, they have mods for Madden 05 that update all the rosters, improve graphics, and add features

ah shit i forgot this was on PC. Thanks m8. Are the newer shit ones like 19 and 20 moddable?

Could use a total NCAA conversion mod

There are mods for Madden 19 and 20 but they're basically just cosmetic stuff.

Imagine the butthurt if you made a mod that made all the players white.

so a 1920s leatherhead mod?

shit i play it

But then their average rating would fall to 50

As a 49er fan I think I just suffered from second hand alcoholism

Guess which state I live in. No, it's not on the east coast.

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Colorado or California.

>Fagthers
>Apathy for the Patriots

what a cuck

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What's the best season of hard knocks?

i liked the jets season

It's gonna be real funny if after all this browns hype they still finish 3rd in the afcn

Kind of surprised this got zero (You)s, t.bh

Cousin visited and he's a Chiefs fan and I'm a draft-head so I showed him my scouting report on Patrick Mahomes and he got pissed at me for saying Chiefs wasted a 1st on him and how he got lucky this year.

- Braindead ez offense that he doesn't even utilize well

- Plays against trash teams and still can't read basic coverage

- O-Line was very good except vs the rare good team

- Natural thrower of the ball with great upper body and arm strength, but has nonexistant mechanics, middle school QBs have better mechanics

- Focus's on one read like Kaep

Then I explained this MVP season was an anomaly, teams know who he is now, and understand Andy Reid better. If you look at Alex Smith, he was using a more complex playbook that is clearly too advanced for Mahomes. He should win MVP with the best Offensive coach in the league + best TE + fastest WR + top5 OLine.

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Goddamnit, school starts on Monday

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1. Pats
2. Chiefs
3. Colts
4. Steelers
5. Chargers
6. Ravens

1. Saints
2. Rams
3. Bears
4. Cowboys
5. Eagles
6. Seahawks

>6. Ravens

bye summerfag

>cowgirls winning the division

Are can't Shitsburgh just move on?

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Are you not familiar with internet connected mobile devices? I'll be seeing you in between classes, lunch, free period, and when I take a shit

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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For me, it's the Bills at 6

>Mediocre rugby player joins the NFL
>Becomes the best player in just 2 games
I guess that's what happens when you make a game for a nation of fat simpletons who can only look up from their pile of junk food for 5 seconds at a time.

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Did the Burfict hit really fuck him up?

Literally who?

Teams I'm rooting for this year:
Eagles (of course)

Browns (Mayfield causes so much butthurt I can't help but support it, and Odell pisses off Giants fans too much for me to not love it)

Raiders (I want AB to do well and piss off stoolers fans)

Jaguars (I want Foles to do well)

Jets (I want Bell to do well and piss of Stoolers fans)

For me, it’s the Dallas Renegades

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based

cringe

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Based
Cringe

What the FUCK are the Redskins doing?

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Hivemind Pantsfriend

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What's up, boys? /mlb/ here. I'm going to a football game this weekend, rams v broncos. What am I in for in terms of it being a preseason game?

Rams aren't playing their starters but the Broncos will. Expect to see the Broncos offense and defense dominate for the first half. But at least you get to see Bortles play in person which is a real blessing

>times Sean found his daddy
0/forever and counting fucker

>Dallas Renegades
>not the roughnecks

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>incredibly run heavy team vs schedule of weak run defenses
it's not unreasonable

Houston Roughnecks

newfag here, I'm from London (I'm away atm) what team should I support?

>6. Bills

The London Jaguars

Patriots obviously

>MUH TAPE

Fug, I feel old

Arizona Cardinals

>free period
Are you underage or did you repeat a year?

>tfw summer is over but it doesn't matter since I'm a wagecuck with a 9-5 and don't get summers off
>tfw you'll never have another summer vacation
Worst feel, I'm gonna go drown my sadness in material possessions and drugs like everyone else

You can take my spot in class since you clearly need school more than me, retard

Well, which one is it?

I was gonna do Tampa Vipers, but I can’t go there in Panthers stuff without being lynched

panthers la
go watch >our game in london this season

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But user, YOU ARE THE BROWNS

espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/27426397/carson-wentz-was-burdened-pain-here-how-left-behind

>Wentz had been playing with the back fracture since the VIkings game
>Dak is still going to bring up his two victories against the Eagles that season as if they mean anything

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Sure are, 10 league championships overall :)

I'm an Eaglesfag and fucking hate the Browns because I still hate Odell and Baker too.

>his QB gets injured

Pffffft ahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

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Watching hard knocks is making me root for the Raiders also. Besides Carr being terrible at motivating they seem like a good squad.

Just because Eli has an adamantium skeleton doesnt mean the rest of us are as lucky.

desu the play got better after the first two weeks. the football was bad early on because the teams were put together in a rush and they actually had very little time to practice. week 3 and on had teams looking much better

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>aints more obsessed with the pats than teams in their own division
Brees is a choker lol

Brees has a ring.
Literally opposite of a choker

>Pat's
Waaaaaah this rando on Yea Forums doesnt like >MY team waaaaaaaaaaah
Buncha crybaby cheaters and exactly why no one likes you not even yourself.

Not just that but
>Salty at every team they've played in the playoffs recently

>Literally opposite of a choker
youtube.com/watch?v=C88Ngmw-8QU

>refball
>poor o-line play
Not on brees
Oh look another pats fag who doesnt watch football and just bandwagons the NFL's new team like a good goy. Consume that product.

>Hating the Xecucks that much
You still upset over that meme game from 2010?

he has the p*ts living rent free in his tiny peanut brain

>>refball
Your team only has a ring because you took bounties out on all the opposing playoff QBs you played

I actually hate xheattle fans more than the team because I moved out west for a bit. Dudes all decked out in seattle gear and you try to talk about the hawks and they know literally nothing about the team.
>Play harder hit harder get paid more
>literal court case gonna change the rules
Bounty gate was a scape goat operation for the nfl to remove bounties from ALL nfl teams. Not just the saints. Saints were just the sacrificial lamb.

>Bounty gate was a scape goat operation for the nfl to remove bounties from ALL nfl teams. Not just the saints. Saints were just the sacrificial lamb.
Bullshit, I called the fact that they were using bounties in the middle of the game. The hits of Favre were the dirtiest I've ever seen and Roughing the Passer wasn't called half as often as it should've been.

>wahh muh fee fees
Football isn't for you, ya pansy faggot.
Starting to make alot of sense that youre a shats fan thogh.

/Bills Owl 2020/

I'm an Eagles fan, but the cheap shots were coming every other player. You'd have to be blind and stupid to not see it (or, in the case of the NFL media, too caught up in MUH KATRINA to badmouth the darling Saints)

>opposite of a choker
>Multiple losing seasons
>multiple early exits in the playoffs to worse teams
>absolutely shit outside his dome
>1 (one) ring that he won 10 years ago
Ahahahahahahahaha

>b-buh the aints were set up
So you're saying they were too stupid to not hide their trail well enough and got exposed? lol some "team" you got there

>t. Brainlet
Football is a team sport retard. Pretty sure >your team would murder to get a brees at QB.
>be from filthy
>be a total pussy
Damn m8 sorry for your dialations

>Complains about refs not enforcing the rules
>Point out that his only ring comes from flagrant rule violations across multiple games
>UR JUST A PUSSY

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Not him but Brees has been constantly forced to play with shitty defenses that gave up around 30 points a game. I think the last time he had a top 5 defense was 2013 but nobody was beating the Seahawks that year

>h-hitting hard is against the rules
Bounty gate did nothing wrong
This say what you want about the saints as a team they're usually mediocre/above average. But brees is a dream QB

>>h-hitting hard is against the rules
It literally is, sorry.

If you can’t take the fact people don’t like your team you’re too fragile to be on Yea Forums

Pats fan mostly, desu. Loathe to defend a Saints fan, but you guys are like literal toddlers

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>muh team sport
Cope. It’s a QB league and if you can’t elevate your team (like the greatest ever Thomas Brady) then you can’t be considered a great.
Brees gets every excuse for not getting it done. The past few years the saints have become a powerhouse team around brees and he still can’t get it done. No more excuses he literally has everything around him. Keep coping.

This, also that pill popping faggot Payton gets way to much leeway. He's no better than Mike McCarthy.

The cheatriots are becoming a team of drug addicts

>1 (one) ring that he won 10 years ago
>on the back of a defense playing dirty and trying to murder Favre and Warner all game
that ring is tainted

I’d say don’t judge them harshly because they attract losers from all over the world that want to feel like winners, but New England has been in the grip of a heroin overdose epidemic for a decade now

Nothing wrong with a little blow in the off season, nerd

>criminals break into your house
>alarms go off and summon cops
>cops show up and arrest you for something unrelated

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE...

I haven't followed football the past 3 years. How are the Eagles now?

the biggest addiction of all is tom's cosmetic surgery crutch

Which preseason game should I watch tonight

what kinda loser does this kinda post?

Pats/Panthers will be good. Lots of Starters getting reps on both teams.

I wish the jags and panthers were good again. They were so fucking sick when they hit their prime this decade

seattle (chasing the) dragon

The XFL is going to crash and burn faster than the AAF. It's already pretty much confirmed it has none of the edge the original incarnation used to have. Who the fuck is this product for?? Everyone I know who still watches wrestling in 2019 wants to murder Vince McMahon so he can't just rely on brand loyalty

oh shit, you wouldnt want the XFL to rustle any jimmies

why did the redskins declined a first round pick from the patriots for williams?

Brees gets reffballed so he can never expose tom as a fraud

Redskins gonna redskin

lol

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do you have a screenshot of him wearing the san fran helmet. fuckin lol /bigbrain/ memes to be had.

Booty blasting the the stoolers and chiefs was pretty nice last year. Are you ready for another comfy season charger bros?

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>jaylon, Zeke, Dak, and amari take a discount to stay together
>Dem Boys win multiple owls

Brace yourselves, Yea Forums

Boys wont win till Jerry dies and garret is fired

Forgot my pic

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I don't believe the Pats offered that. the Skins are just trying to set the market and induce panic in the other teams. "we can't let the Patriots get him! Offer a 1st and a 3rd!"

>I read barstool

XFL season starts immediately after the NFL season ends in February. That coupled with XFL teams being based in NFL cities is showing the XFL taking a submissive, prison bitch approach to survival. Acknowledge the strongest guy in the room and get under him so he doesn’t hurt you.

AAF tried to compete as an alternative league with teams based in non-NFL cities and got crushed. The XFL will be what you watch *after* the NFL and even they know it.

I’m personally moderately disappointed the XFL’s ambitions are so low for itself. It’s the secondary league by default now, but an interesting survival strategy nonetheless.

Also it’s the Vipes for me

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>has been constantly forced to play with shitty defenses
that's because they play in a dome minimum 9 games a season. you can't peddle his ballooned stats from it and then dismiss the effect it has on defense at the same time.

It's a long-term publicity stunt/advertising campaign on Cowherd's part.

Cowherd knows that Mayfield is legit and has a very good chance at being the Next Big Thing in the NFL for at least some period of time barring injury or incident; if you think Cowherd doesn't understand this then you haven't listened to his other analyses enough.

By creating a long-standing beef/feud, Cowherd is essentially hitching his wagon to Mayfield in an ostensibly negative way to increase his own hit count, buzz, and to make his brand more visible.

"There's no such thing as bad publicity."

The AAF had 2 good QB's and they're both on NFL rosters right now. No idea what Vince is thinking

but if they get only a third round pick, they look like fools

>muh dome

Sounds like dome kid's afraid to leave his dome

>the dome has no effect

>muh dome

I'm really glad that Mayfield is fully establishing the Browns as an overconfident heel team. Eagles style underdog bullshit is so gay

this is pretty much 1005

please not most, if not all talking heads do this. Kellerman w/ Brady. SAS w/ Dak and so on.

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>muh dome

My Browns are winning the AFC North and there's literally nothing spee can do about it.

Wild card

>JIMMY G THREW 5 INTS IN PRACTICE AND HAD ONE BAD OUTING IN P-PRE-SEASON
>BUST!!

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the prison bitch route is what made the USFL almost overtake the NFL, if it werent and i say this unironically Trump wanting to compete directly with them, they would be equals by now

>Jimmy G is legit

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People don't want to watch spring football anymore, at least not nearly enough to support a spring league. This is the XFL's only play and it's still going to fail.

*goes 11-5 in you're path*

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more like 5-11 lol

Who is the best QB to have never made the super bowl???

Excluding guys who are new to the league and have only played a couple seasons like mahomes, mayfield etc

Marino

>reading comprehension

my vote is for Warren Moon. good qb, but not only failed to make it to the owl, he never even got to a conference championship.

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I'd go with houston just because their logo is a ripoff of the oilers

the chiefs aren't ever going to beat the patriots in post

Unironically, Kirk cousins

for me it's the Bangladesh TEAM COMING SOON

The Broncos are winning the AFCW. Don't @ me

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he's talking about the Bills' backup running back

EVERYBODY HAVE FUN TONIGHT

>Dak
>winning an Owl
Pick one

McNair. He would have been in the GOAT discussion if he had any kind of help. Dude was putting up elite numbers with Jeff Fisher as his HC, who is possibly the biggest QB killer in league history.

Wait I can’t read, McNair made a super bowl just didn’t win one.
Rivers maybe? At least for the 21st century.

i cut my fingernail to short and now it hurts but not as much as the beating the giants are gonna put on the kittens

Rivers.

Maybe I shouldn't say "Next Big Thing", but I think Mayfield will still get enough publicity in the coming years such that my theory behind Cowherd's hatred is borne out and makes sense.

Right team, wrong player.

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fun fact: the queefs have made it to the playoffs 15 times since 1990 and NEVER been to the superbowl LOL

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I've been dating/hooking up with a girl for the past few weeks and I have no desire at all to jack off to porn now. Feels so fucking good, bros.

Utterly based.

based

Was Dan Farts actually good? I don't know anything about him.

basically a shit version of brees that stad padded his was in the hall of fame without ever winning anything

apparently he was a huge dick too. And he's shit as a broadcaster so theres that

>have dry spell that lasts about a year and a half
>finally find decent girl to date again
>been about two months, we’re happy and doing well
>now every third girl I come across wants the D
Why is life like this

Pats supposedly offered Redskins a 1st for Trent Williams, but Skins rejected. JP Finlay is now reporting too, and he's rock solid.

Tbf a 1st from the Pats is basically a 2nd rounder

nfl network did a top 10 list of guys that never made it to a superbowl and Fouts and Cunningham were the only QBs

Pretty much every modern QB in the hall at least got to a SB so it goes to show how overrated these bums were

What is the Loins gameplan for the season?

they can smell the desperation and it keeps them away during the dry spell. they can smell the confidence when you have a gf which attracts them.

Who had the best comeback after a near career-ending injury, lads?

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Really want to know more about that anal injury.

Anyway, ACL isn't really career ending anymore, but AP had the best injury comeback ever.

Eh, why not. Some of the teams I hate are almost solely from fan interaction on this board.

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Legit
Ravens
Chiefs
Patriots
Steelers
Chargers
Bears
Rams
Packers
Eagles
Saints
Vikings
Seattle
>shit
Bills
Broncos
Miami
Raiders
Jets
Tennesse
Cardinals
Lions
Giants
49ers
Buccs
Now my 3rd category is for teams that have too many questions for me to say either.
Texans
Colts
Browns
Jags
cowboys
Falcons
panthers
Redskins

>AP had the best injury comeback ever.

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nypost.com/2019/08/22/patriots-safety-patrick-chung-indicted-for-cocaine-possession/

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FLEECED

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Who's that faggot?

oozing testosterone bro
gals can sniff it

underrated post

Brady was great and had a much better career after his ACL, but his 09 wasn't up to his normal level whereas AP won MVP the season after tearing it.

>football season about to start up
>new Tool album in a week

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How does Clowney project to a 4-3 RDE?
If he gets traded would he even play DE on a LB tag?

>2019
>cocaine

what kind of lineups are we looking at for tonoght's pants pats game? worth watching?

>listening to tool

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Eagles secondary is desperate

Oh right, it's Yea Forums. What I meant to say was, "good things are bad."

>stands motionless behind line
Vs
>getting mvp as a runningback
Brady might be the GOAT QB, but it’s hardly comparable. He doesn’t need to have every accolade known to man

Imagine if Sean Payton played the PI video on repeat every practice and brought it up to the team every opportunity and pretended that was the literal only reason they didn't win a Superbowl
Imagine if Andy Reid played the offsides video every practice and brought it up to the team every opportunity and pretended it was the literal only reason they didn't win a Superbowl. Now imagine if Reid also scapegoated Dee Ford and made a public circus about finding his replacement.
Do you know why these coaches don't? They're experienced veteran coaches and know how to manage success and failure. Matt Nagy clearly doesnt

Double Doink!

Survive through the regular season

While I mostly agree with your statement, I would bet money on Nagy winning an Owl before Reid.

the eagles won the super bowl in your lifetime

find a flaw

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>my team won a super bowl in my lifetime
>nobody else in the division has won one ever
Feels good to be King of the Shitheap

It's bizarre how obsessed he has been with that miss. He's completely overreacting to it. The Bears weren't winning the owl that year anyways. They win there, they're still getting fucking destroyed in the next round.

The fact that he's been obsessively making kickers kick 43 yarders and making people watch the double doink as some kind of shame thing means it has gotten into his head to an unhealthy degree. To the point where he let go a kicker that is better than anyone else he will get this year.

Seriously? How fucking shaken as a coach do you have to be to do that? Never mind the offense was DOA until the last possession where Trubisky pulled his head out of his ass for a moment. Or the defense giving up a 4th and goal which for all intents and purposes would have put the game away for good.

>DT Bruce Hector.
Literally who?

>implying i'm not one year old

he's like the fifth-string running back. maybe sixth

I wonder if you'd get banned if someone reported you for underage.

It's so fucking foolish to obsess over kickers. There are maybe 10-15 good kickers every season, the rest are replacement level. If you're not going to go acquire one of the good kickers via trade or free agency, you just fucking accept what you've got. Saintsfag here, and >we suffered with kickers the entire Payton-Brees era until Lutz arrived. At one point, it was like 13 kickers in 10 years or something.

>visit Yea Forums now that football season is starting
>all soccer threads

It's as if soccer season just started.

>The Bears weren't winning the owl that year anyway
They had a better chance than the fucking rasm

Idk seems like a proven player to me

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once i said i was three and mods banned me for a month

youtu.be/8dmzzpx6p60

Remember the legend lads

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Most basic bitch take ever. You basically have the Browns losing to every playoff team from last year and beating every non-playoff team from last year. The sole exception is divisional games where you have them trading wins with the Steelers and Ravens, 9.5 and 10 win teams from last year. You need to remember that teams surge and regress and assuming some kind of league stasis is retarded. The only team you've shifted is the Browns themselves.

I use mobile data to post at work and I keep getting IP's that got banned for posting CP

Lmaooo bitter ass pigskins

>Patriots safety Patrick Chung indicted on cocaine possession charge

Charges will be thrown out, there are no witnesses

>EDP was right
>Colin was wrong

>chargers will be thrown out
Based

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I really hope this doesn't interfere with him playing. Chung is a veteran. Then again, he played decent last year but got injured in the owl and they still won. McCourty and Harmon can manage safety fine, I think.

>Great people get fired all the time
>He's talking about Chip Kelly

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>H-haha...look at his name. It's "eat dat expletive expletive expletive expletive"...
>gets all red
She's horny.

I think she thought it said "eat dat shit", she didn't realize it was 5 letters long.

Reminder

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My panties and jaggies are going to the Catb owl and you can’t do anything to stop it!

>she’s into scat
Even better.

He'd be a good 4-3 DE in a system like Philadelphia's

Well, yeah. Catbowl is scheduled for October 6th.

Tank for Tua

Hector wasn't making the 53, so it's whatever. I don't think this new guy is going to either, he'd have to beat out Cyprian/Sullivan/Hall/Elston for the 4th safety spot.

Colts are going to trade Luck once he’s healthy and has his stock climb back up a bit. Then Brissett. Punished Chad Kelly is going to become the redeemed GOAT.

I wouldnt. reid can call up an elite offense and make it to the playoff most years, nagy had an average offense at best despite an elite defense helping it out every game that we all know he had little involvement with. right now we have no idea if he will have any continuity in this league and this kicking circus is not a good look

Thinking about Sam Darnold

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their offense will rely on a lot of field goals this year, some obsession is warranted
doubt the bears make it to superbowl through the road especially against veteran QBs and coaches. they lost to the packers, giants, dolphins on the road, then patriots at home

Is EDP /ourguy/?

why do people do this

even if the team does win, why would you get a tattoo of a brand

Peyton

>43-8

the sad thing is if they gain one more yard on the play before he makes the FG

its not like he Vanderjagdted it wide 40 feet, and 43 yards is no gimme. He's basically throwing his kicker under the bus and sending a message that he might do the same to the others

I wont be surprised if he loses the locker room by week 10 this year

You're point? Nearly a broken back and gets to the owl

Actually the season he returned he threw three picks in a one and done playoff loss to joe “benched for Lameme” flacco

>Tool
they are boring as fuck.

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That's a low level opinion, unfortunately.

You're a fucking retard

just my personal opinion bro, i like some of their songs.

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no ur gay faggot fukk u

might lose the lockerroom as soon as a defensive turnover results in a missed kick when trubisky sails it into the stadium, or worse, throws an int
I dont know why people cant fathom a historically shit team being unable to handle success after a huge turnaround year like jacksonville

>Thicc
>Trunky
>Coastal kid
I get it now.

yes but he had one big run, so that must mean he's the greatest player of all time and definitive proof football isn't a real sport... or something

Word is the NFL wouldn't suspend him until the authorities are done, and his next court date isn't until next spring. So any suspension would likely be next year

Interesting.

Rogers really knows how to get men on their knees.

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I see you have marked the Chiefs in a bad light. Why did you do that?

Nobody likes the Chiefs.

So Colin wants to fuck Darnold?

To be fair he was fully supportive of Parkey immediately after the miss, he said there was no chance that they'd look for another kicker and that the whole team was behind him, which the team was at the time. Then Parkey decided to do a whole bunch of "feel bad for me" interviews, even went on the today show or something like that, which pissed off the whole team and then they dropped him. Bears have the best locker room in the NFL.

I like the Chiefs.

And now he's doing insane rants, obsessing over the miss, and basically ruining any chance he gets a dependable, loyal kicker for the season.

NEW

>early
Yikes...

Too bad the bears don't have a real bear as a mascot that Parkey can try and kidnap.

bet nagy would have picked rodgers and the packers over trubisky and the bears

>one post early.