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BASED
shall
THIS is the thread
i'm in
i'm finn
This is the thread
actual finn here
ama
Ok this is clearly the thread
how to become finn
shall come back tomorrow if the Brazil thread is the one everyone is going to use
be born finn
for me its the Frog Dudes
what is finnish pussy like?
would you like to have a toke?
you can't become a finn by rite of passage?
im a virgil
imagine posting in a sunbelt monkey thread
hockey is not for latin america
hi
Hi Virgil. What is Finnish pussy like?
absolutely SHANT
This is the thread with integrity
Anyone who posts in the monkey thread has no self-respect
Today I will remind them
I eat evening assnack
new 3rd?
>brassard signed to isles
I'll take it. Not a bad deal at all since the team needed a 3rd C to fill the gap left by filpula.
str8 edge all the way(beer doesnt count)
no you must be born here to parents born in finland who were born to finnish parents
i have not came to known the pleasures of women, for i have not bred with one
my dreams of becoming finnish have been dashed
Ducks to Wisconsin when?
you can become a finnish citizen, but not finnish
I want to see a finnish girl’s pussy
what good does that do me? i want to be finnish, not just a citizen of their land
come're, Phoenix, I have a plan
>half the season in KC
no one wants to go to a hockey game is the spring in Arizona anyhow
Only thing I can't figure out is what happens when they get a post season slot
>Who do they go as??
that'll piss a few folks off I'm certain
become citizen, learn language, lie and say you are Finnish
Im sorry,truly am. But
finns can smell the foreigner on you
>39 posts
>1 poster
Nice POOmunity you have lol
why do redditors hate anime?
douse yourself in alcohol and piss yourself you will blend right in
the only good weeb is a dead weeb
You will always sound like a foreigner. Also Americans have a very distinctive look.
Why yes, I am going to kill you, how could you tell?
he could just say his dad is American and his mom is Finnish
Even though I'm not using this one, I'm comfortable knowing we have two active /hoc/s. This is a gentleman's bump
Only the true /hoc/ threads bear the /hoc/ flag
i'm going to do this and report back
Lol I looked up “finnish women” and they’re all naked in saunas
kind of you leaf
nice
switching threads just to upvote this post
wow
mmm steamed pussy
this is the comfy thread
Those look Russian
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
this is a comfy post
...
this one is for 5/5s
pusy
#real bread
business idea: third thread
>rags
source?
lmao
business idea: trade norge for another finn
I wouldn't mind playing Sauna Gollum with them, if you catch my drift.
OC, my dude
We already signed norge to a 3 year 2 thousand post minimum deal
business idea: trade brazil for greenland
Business idea: waive California and call up Latvia full time
would vote yay
2nd
hope jannies pick this one instead of the favela monkey edition
2nd
2nd
motion passes
latvia is a fart sniffing leafs fan. cali has some good posters
Isn’t Draisitl universally considered a bust first rounder? Or is that just a reddit thing
Edit: fucking Edmonton and their stupid first round top 5 lottery picks got me confused
Draisaitl scored 50 goals last season bud
>cali has
most of our tripfags. /hoc/ would be better off with Latvia
how the fuck does lazyman work?
little gnomes kick gary in the balls and then stick a cable up his bum to steal all that golden nhl content
it doesn't half the time
For me it's bilasport
Kek thanks I needed a laff
at the rink lads
any hotties around?
have a nice night
you too Pekka
>they're all still posting in a thread made by a country that doesn't have natural ice
/fieldhoc/ when
16 days to traverse city
slowly hockey trickles back into our lives
sam you here m8?
Such a shame that those are actually pretty obviously russian whores. We only have women that are fat and have flabby hanging tits that aren't even the same size.
i thought Finnish women were supposed to be hot? Or is that only Sweden?
grim'st
ice hokgay, tell me about it
it's cool
That is going to be a 'no' from me, but shall consider recruiting more Norges.
>but shall consider recruiting more Norges.
please do
trips for more Norge
UFF DA!!!
>rags
we live in a society
Still thinkin bout bulju, lads.
shall
the question remains, is he generational?
yeah this is the thread. fuck chambers lmao
holyshit boys what an exciting day, that brassard signing is momentous
more generational than pootrik laine
just had a hockey thought, ama
i'm worried about sam
is a hot dog a sandwich? y or n
this video is quintessentially american.
america was a mistake
you'll get no argument from me
why didn't brassard just sign with the avs?
Ted made some cooking videos
they have a 3C now in kadri. Islanders have the quebecois connection also so beauvilliar and brassard could be on the same line
because the islels are better
I think Kadri is the 2c on Colorado sweetie
Also Brassard is washed up, he's done.
>washed up
nah.
>1.2 in jew york for one year
he should have just stayed for league minimum and played on the 4th line on a team that can win
thinking its time we do something about this heat, lads
>3 teams in one season last year
yikes.
He was on the Penguins and couldn't do shit.
1.2 million isnt bad for him, and theres no loss at all for the islanders. At WORST, he becomes a valteri clone
yes user, the 3rd line in pittsburgh is amazing, just look at who they have
reminder god wants you to be hot
thanks dude, im pretty cute 2bh
>can't hack as a 3rd line centre behind Crosby and Malkin
>Can't hack it against other teams bottom lines while they run their best players against Crosby and Malkin
Yeah he's done. Brassard for Zibanajid was a retarded trade that the Senators don't get enough shit for
so hes done for because the penguins 3rd line is actual shit?
OK goodnight dumbass islanders fan.
he hasnt even played yet for the isles. calm down canada
who would win in a fist fight. russia or finland?
not an argument
ok goodnight dumbass islanders fan. sorry your big off season move was signing derrick brassard in the 3rd week of august. sleep well if you ca, dont get too excited over your teams major signing.
finland heems russia in the first
>just a rip off of the minnesota muskies
wew, you're never getting a team
Finns have retard strength
okay cool seethe more
r/anime has 1.1 MILLION subscribers
way more than Yea Forums
lol
mate its a 3rd line pluggin. who cares. You are seething hard
thinking about a certain special #1 winnipeg jets patrick laine fan
>you're
I have a team. I just want to ducks to move
russia would literally kill finlan
wtf Sammi looks like THAT?!?!?!?
Finland defeated Russia in the Winter War
Binland would surrender as soon as Russia got serious, just like in ww2
Russia, no doubt. Finland is the better fren though
how could you be any more wrong?
i miss zhenya
so we are actually using this thread?
no the other one
sam i know you're going to niggercollide tomorrow. you better make a listerine sign.
Yes because fuck 36raymbers and his plastic fetish
I'd rather see him an hero at midfield
Will he be in bathroom stall #4 again?
WTF finnland looks like THAT?!
Darren Turcotte desu
I won't be at the game. Not because of a lack of interest (Aaron Rodgers is the smartest QB in the game) or lack of money (I'm rich, that's why I frequently go back to being a neet).
I'm simply busy
I bet pierre browses /hoc/
it wouldn't surprise me one bit
None of this is true
your dad bought tickets though
Do you think nhl players play pranks during the offseason? I invited four people to lunch today then forgot to go
It's literally ALL true
Not sure how you know this, but also true
Nope
I know that Adam Henrique at least knows about Yea Forums and /hoc/ specifically. I doubt he browses regularly, though.
Latvia is a sharks fan you idiot
thinking about looking for a new job
how do you know that
Latvia more like FATvia lmfao
>None of this is true
>Nope
What does that have to do with what he said? Maybe you are the idiot here.
Your dad may be rich, but you are not.
even worse
I feel like someone mentioned this before years ago. Please tell us how you sourced such information.
the schizo delusions are getting worse
ITT: we try to summon Adam Henrique
Imagine if Pulju discovered that he is a meme on a weird esoteric circle of the internet and that he actually had/has followers.
Clearly knows about reddit and r/devils. He's a really baller dude.
ADAM!!!
How would Adam Henrique feel about /cric/?
he wouldn't like the sport, but harbor no ill will towards them
For me, it's the Arizona Coyotes lads.
Yotes v Kitties for Stan Lee
Panthers lose ECF to caps. Yotes lose divisional to Oilers
ice
I want to see some of Chambers women
Sounds good
Sounds like you need more faith in the sun belt.
Now that's some quality steamed hams right there Skinner.
reminder to stretch and stay flexible
Stay cool, bird boy
I'd like to take her to chucks if you know what I mean
He wouldn't ever even think about it
i tried picking up dude from the legal dispensary and it is fucking garbage. today i picked up 1 gram and it came in a hard plastic container like 10 times the size of the gram, and that was inside another plastic bag, and then a cardboard box as well. the box said it was packaged in december 2018, and as you can guess, its bone dry and crumbles into dust in my fingers. the blackmarket shops have way fresher/stronger shit for cheaper and dont give you like 5 pounds of packaging garbage to deal with either. justin really fucked this up.
Left middle one knows the right middle one wants the camera man D right the fuck now,
Should I make a third thread?
not yet but keep your finger on the trigger
I have loaded an OP image, a real classic to be honest.
huomenta
Goooook mooot
this would have never happened on reddit, heromoot
well which one of you dummies broke this sumatran glass dildo blowing forum this time?
good thing those cucks that paid for a pass were able to keep posting there. oh wait...
Dustin Brown will take back the C and lead the Kongs to a 3rd Stan Lee. This image confirms
wow wtf how do i get down syndrome?
Not sure what you guys are talking about? P.Yea Forums.org was up the whole time
where's hockey again?
its in my room lad, come in and check it out :)
Laine is addicted to Fortnite. I would trade him if I was the Jets GM
There's only 48 half hours in a day. You gotta make them count
>that sultry way she runs her finger up her leg
I try to spend them getting pucks deep and keep things simple out there, and play every shift like its my last
why is Yea Forums so slow lately? sometimes i'll get stuck on a blank catalog until a blue notice says refreshing index
I mean it with 100% sincerity when I say this, have sex. Please, if not for you then for the ones around you.
hey chambers
Yea Forums is out
Ylilauta is in
just fell asleep, lads. posting from my inner consciousness
Something about women in dresses makes me fucking boil. It's been like this for probably a couple months now. Instant rage mode
stop going to r9k
have sex
put the hokkei in the bag gary
what's a healthy weight for a 5'10.5 male who regularly works out?
no, put it on the ice please!
Bettman? Bettman? Bettman? Bettman?
170-190
5-10 minutes
just made the cut
>young finnish stallions
well it also depends on how much muscle you have
business idea: nhl team in chinatown "big hockey in small china"
who is your favorite
>list of finnish boobs
>no mention of puljujarvi
k
whomever takes it in the pooper
What sort of shake for breakfast? Vanilla or strawberry
about to cook lads
Vanillaberry
I cant eat those anymore. I lived 2 years with solely eating those.
it's kinda fucked how the internet is full of chink shills
>this is daytime in brazil but there's so much smoke from the amazon forest fire that it's dark
JUST
Well? How is it? Also, what is it?
I rarely buy them
grim
was at the gym today and thought of binlan so i decided to do front squats and had a bad time doing them
quite literally grim
i tried front squat but it's impossible for me
how does a rain forest even catch on fire
it hurts. the bar digs right into your arms, and getting a good grip is hard. i have a fat bruise on both my arms now, but i'm gonna continue doing them
Going to apply at gyms so I can think about finland all day
>grip
>front squat
You mean you don't just let it sit on your chest?
something like 50% of forest fires are started by dickheads, either intentionally or accidentally. the rest could be just from really dry weather or thunderstorms
yeah, but it's so wet down there, i'm surprised it can start and spread
you're not supposed to let it rest on your chest, that puts your back in a weird position. you set it on the bridge between your shoulders and arms, and you grip it so it prevents the bar from rolling off. unless you're talking about the olympic grip
just went to bed
it has multiple pockets of wet areas, but it's not entirely wet. it's still just mostly trees
Hello
Y
U
C
had the nastiest squirty edmonton a few minutes ago lads, and i just hope to god it was the only one coming
Grim state of affairs itt.
true
Eat veggies, not ass.
i put moisturizer on my benis
not an issue if you don't have a jewcock desu
maybe he just wants a moisturized benis
Feeling good :) going to rearrange the basement :)
exactly
but why would your benis be unmoist
enough queer talk
matt dumba is black?
just had some pickled jalapenos holy fuck they're so spicy
Grow a pair.
You know if you save the juice after you finish your peppers you can peel them then stick boiled eggs in there and in 5 days you have pickled eggs. It's really that easy.
i ate like 3 of them, and they were full size none of that chopped up shit
hmmmmm that's a good idea, but sadly there's probably enough for maybe 2 eggs
>recent report of provorov asking for 10M
>82GP 7G 19A 26P -16 4.8S%
what did he mean by this
rph
who?
>pickled
>not snacking on a fresh thai chili pepper
Noobs gonna noob.
i hear voices in my head
they council me
they understand
they talk to me
real mental illness
Business idea: sell Åland to US
Found the sauce for this and I was dissapointed like everytime I look for the source. Why is it that the fantasy is always better than reality
You guys all ready for the new D3 season?
Willing to negotiate a price for Greenland on behalf of Denmark.
If a bunch of aliens landed in Ottawa and wanted to play hockey how long until one broke Gretzkys records?
we'll give you the edmonton oilers and carolina hurricanes for denmark
Sleeping in this morning
Not even going to dignify this with a response.
Shhh! I'm thinking
I got a thought for ya
*shits loudly*
$500 million, take it or leave it
It's windy as fuck outside rn lads.
Hey how about those Carolina hill billys
*secretes diarrhea sauce*
Man their post game antics crack me up
*church turd butter*
Heh "bunch of jerks!" Haha that's good
*pours buttery turd sauce into toilet*
I am so happy we have sunbelt hockey in the Appalachian mountains, such a fuckin wonderful part of the country!
*bleeds rectally*
This except move everything to faggot tier
*churns
Sorry my mistake
Hmm, hold on, gonna give Denmark a call.
based retard
Fly a kite
what are you doing up so early
nbcnews.com
Florida Panthers are walking weird
I usually work an early shift but I'm off today and like a smarty I forgot to turn my alarm off and I woke me up.
sipping coffee and listening to norwegian music
just kidding I don't care
oh wow its a nice afternoon
*sips* not metal I hope.
Gorgoroth :)
Alright America, I've talked to Denmark and run the numbers. You can have Greenland, but it will cost you $15bn (not including a non-negotiable $3bn symbolic fee to Norge for arranging the trade). Terms of downpayment can be discussed.
whos to stop us from invading it first
Believe me, you don't want to be on our naughty list.
oil made norge a bit too cocky for my taste
shouldn't you be in the sauna about now?
oil made norge's cock a bit too tasty
Thinking about Finland's succulent boi pucci.
mines all hairy and covered in dried up feces
woah woah woah break it up you 2
Post it.
i'm thinking about ice but in the other thread
post sister's feet
Do you like them?
Am I your sister?
scandinavia was a mistake
Eat salmon
It's better smoked desu
based norge appreciating Finnish culture
Love salmon in all forms!
finns are a gift to humanity
We should throw every Finn into the ocean. They don't offer anything to the world. They are ugly and appalling people with NO culture. They are repulsive and disgusting.
We should throw every Canadian into the ocean. They don't offer anything to the world. They are ugly and appalling people with NO culture. They are repulsive and disgusting.
We should throw every Canadian into the ocean. They don't offer anything to the world. They are ugly and appalling people with NO culture. They are repulsive and disgusting.
Ted
Thingken bout dried mango
We should throw every Canadian into the ocean. They don't offer anything to the world. They are ugly and appalling people with NO culture. They are repulsive and disgusting.
Finn here.
why doesnt teds offersheet marner
they dont have the picks to give less than 10mil
dummy dums
we've talked about this
the teds dont have their second round pick next draft
LOCK HIM UP
They could just trade to get it back from whoever has it.
We should all respect and appreciate each other for the unique perspectives we bring to /hoc/.
I know but I forgot
1% Finnish heritage here, explains why I'm so ugly
giving up an asset for a second round pick to offer sheet a player who may or may not accept doesnt seem prudent
>Ted speaks in third person to avoid having people see how stupid he is
2d ohio chess
imagine actually browsing this thread outside of the ploffs lmao
We should throw every canes fan into the ocean. They don't offer anything to the world. They are ugly and appalling people with NO culture. They are repulsive and disgusting.
>into the ocean
but then they'll just come right back as a STORM SURGE
*dabs*
just woke up
They just canceled the cricket because of “bad light.” What a pathetic excuse for a sport.
Are they just playing in the middle of a deserted field somewhere?
Do they not have stadiums with big lights and shit?
Looks like you're living it
4chin is gay and dead
Fuck niggers
Did they cancel the thread too or are they back on the autosage?
t.
HOLY SHIT PULJU TRADED TO COYOTES
mom keeps linking me "the dodo" youtube videos about dogs and wants me to translate them
Any advice? I’ve never bought or cooked salmon before. I’m not really a huge fish fan, but my doctor says I should try to get more fish in my diet. I’m looking for easy ways first, then I can experiment from there.
thinking its time to #endracism, lads
the human is inherently racist
there is no end
See
sippin bebsi max :)
wish i were you
ha ha bepis
I recommend grilling some medallions, they're simple to make and are delicious
>juha-nieminen.blogspot.com
The best possible line by country?
>Stamkos-McDavid-MacKinnon
>Gaudreau-Eichel-Kane
>Landeskog-Backström-Pettersson
>Ovechkin-Panarin-Kucherov
>Aho-Barkov-Rantanen
>Hertl-Krejci-Pastrnak
>Stamkos
Laine barkov bull
:D
Laine-Vesalaine-Ristolaine
*to the tune of bad guy*
Yeah I'm the gay guy
>USA flag
checks out
Jets should've kept armia. And Vesalainen should be pro. Number one D pair Niku and Byf
I honestly forgot that Winnipeg had a team until this post
Relocation when?
Soon.
I think it's safe to admit that the Winnipeg experiment has failed.
>Panarin is a center
>Stamkos
>blots
*ahem*
what the hell is this guy's problem?
Joke:
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?
Because she’s a woman
What's the story? Is dad Marner involved himself in the contract talks or something?
hes his sons agent and he unironically thinks bitch is as good as mcmeme
>dad as a manager
yikes. Not gonna be easy for leafs.
business idea: /hoc/ opens up a player agent branch and sends our best finns to negotiate with GMs in their saunas
I’m already Sam’s agent I can take more clients
what did you end up getting sam?
Guys, I invite you all to play some pond hockey. Canada brings the equipment, USA brings the food, Sweden brings the girls and Finland brings the beer.
Speaking of, I've never asked. And I'd hate to have to let you go, but I gotta ask. You're not a Jew are you?
I'm really unhappy
Better business idea: /hoc/ serves as scouts for all nhl teams
In negotiations with several people
Absolutely not
we usually hit people in sauna and blow hot air into their ears and secretly glance at their willies.
Thank God. Pleased to keep you on board
role in gay porno
I drink water for fun
Would you bottom for me? My dick has been described as similar to a Gatorade bottle
Sorry, I had to.
My phone updated for no reason and changed a bunch of stuff and I don't like it
finally a goal designed for matt murray
Win From Within?
The bug is miss America
Is sam available for a movie role
>nazi film that starts off normal
>nazis bad, everyone else good
>slowly digressed as sam ends up meeting a nazi and find out both just want the war to end
>expose the truth that the interment camps werent tortuous and the jews bent the numbers and spread false propaganda
>sam and his nazi friend are just about to expose it all
>detained, tortured and killed at the hands of jewish officer major Feinstein
Fin
Pulju traded to san jose for jumbo joe
An RFA has been signed
Sounds like a good premise can you fax me the script? Please wait awhile before sending it, Gary’s updated script is printing now
never seen a shrimp shaped and sized gatorade bottle, must be a canadian thing
fucking roasted
Egg shaped benis lmao
Cry more
rekt
I'm also. A bit of a kino buff so well use my script
>I'm in my office overlooking my factory
>everyone in their looks depressed
>I cut us off from city water and dig a well
>the well goes deeper than korra super deep
>I meet a man from the underworld that acknowledges how rich and handsome I am
>I make a deal to send him beautiful earth women in exchange for his mystic magic wiping the golden reddits off the face of the earth
>I start to put mass doses of tren in my well
>the workers become happy again since they aren't drinking water full of birth control pee and BPA and receipt paper
>I use my profits from all their extra hard work to build a top of the line arena and gym
>I buy a 32nd NHL team (someone has to fill vegASSes spot)
>I don't do an expansion draft I just teach all my tren monkies to skate
>we win lost and make it to cup finals
>since I turned off trade deadline I trade the player that wanted to complain about being force fed sterons for Patrik Laine
>me, pate, and my tren slaves win Stanley Cup
No. It's thick and it's relatively long and it's hard like a hammer
Banning people on the internet should violate human rights
if you're jewish it's literally another shoah
I have it on good authority that sam flys down to vegas twice a year to fuck ladybois do blow and bet on the knights
censorship has existed for a long time
Wondering what goes through the minds of city workers that literally just drive around town on their mowers all day
just like mowing your own lawn, its oddly therapeutic just dealing with grass and stuff and not having to deal with other peoples bullshit
not "bad ice" lol
God I hate industrialization
The industrial revolution ended slavery
>you have to like the industrial revolution!!! It ended slavery
That I would have a big poo and it was just normal. Absolute Tavares
Disavow
thingken of their next victim
Get back on your meds Sam
Do you think NHL officials will appreciate my effort put into this animated artwork?
Based and redpilled reference
no
Do you think Las Vegas Golden Knights will appreciate my effort put into this animated artwork?
I haven't been here in like a month. What'd I miss?
Lots of randy posts trying to fit in
where greece at?
People lying about being gone for a month
need a new job but have no idea what to apply for
I'm trying to make a living as a pixel artist.
Pretty sure he's here for that
Go whacked by the IRA
how long has Poland been posting
Rest In Poo
That's Indonesia retard.
So glad this is the last /hoc/ ever
I've been here at the start of the season asking who should I root for. Watching the season was pretty intresting. Missed the play offs tho. Vegas,Colorado and Arizona for life. I don't know jackshit about the players and the NHL after one season.
they're looking for a csi investigator near me
thinking about applying for that, sounds fun
I thought it was greenland
imagine playing ice hockey in texas
It was more like 26 days, but who's counting.
Be honest with me. How fucked is >my team?
business idea: relocate finland to texas to turn it into a real hockey state
I'm so lonely
Mail man
Please switch to my team
Semi-decent shot at a wildcard spot.
I have a mail lady her name is Tracy and she’s a lesbian
Team USA?
Come to Manitoba. You can hang out with me and Sam.
Nice! Thanks.
You've never hung out with me retard. Bar Saturday. You list 6 and I'll tell you the one I choose
Pittsburgh Penguins aka the GOATs
I'm not much of a drinker 2bh.
>being gay
I wanna fuck your lesbian mail woman named Tracy tbqh
Sadly there are way too many Poles rooting for them already. Around 20 to 26 I think. I think Coyotes will be my team for this season.
She’s kinda hot in a lesbian way
26 based Poles isn’t enough
That's ok. I'll drink and you can DD. Or we can play pool
I don't have any social skills anyway. Sam would probably hate me.
For me it’s drinking and playing d&d
there is like 50 people that care about the NHL here.
sam doesnt have much social skills either
...
Are you fat? Are you ugly? Do you smell? If you answered no to all 3 Ill give you a chance
I don't want to use Brazil's thread.
This
can I make one?
Get back to me in like a year.
not posting in a shitskin thread
>cya tomorrow /hoc/
Go for it, but do it quickly.
...
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tough crowd