/heem/

Still revved kid? Your wittle strawpolls mean NOTHING

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Tony Ferguson is undefeated

>Mexican being racist
Well that's a first

I never thought I’d ever say this. But after watching the Forrest Griffin breakdown of Khabib-Conor on /heem/ earlier, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was WAY more competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of Khabib on the ground. His cardio has increased and held up tenfold. Conor not only won the third round against Khabib, but he won the wrestling of the fight, and he was winning most of the standup, but most importantly he won the story of the fight. Conor McGregor won the fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov that night. And he will win the war.

Conor beats Khabib in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the planet. Point. Blank. Period.

Conor is a Can

Based
You must be a little baby. Mexicans and white people are on the same team in Chicago. We both hate the niggers here.

BJ Penn is in a literary sense, unbroken.

>Bragging about being full of hate
Weird flex but okay

The only thing revealed in that Forrest breakdown is Conor missed half a dozen entryways into winning or turning the tide of the fight

Canor is essentially an amateur

INSHALLAH NO SEND ME YOUR CROTCH SO I CAN SNIFF

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lol shut up cesar you fucking mongrel, all spics can eat shit and die

Canor is a can

I dont hate anyone
Heem is about love

Conor wins the rematch

where is this from

streamable.com/s2mce

Nah I think Aldo starches him

You have five seconds to prove you aren’t a virgin, Conor haters

>still-shots of glancing blows
loving
every
laugh

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Ngannou is the only likeable black in the Poofc

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youtube.com/watch?v=KygEe55pL2o

Tits feel like bags of coin and pussy tastes also like coins

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Yoel for me
Soldier of god, cubano, 200iq man
Great person, bashes faggots
The gay lobby didnt let him be the champ and he deserved it

Every time I see somebody state their GOAT fighters and I see

>Jones
>Fedor
>GSP
>Silva

Without ANY mention of Demetrious "Mighty Mouse" Johnson I get a slight erection.

GREATEST OF ALL TIME according to Joe Rogan but LITERALLY NOBODY cares about him now.

That's what you get for ducking TJ.

Based, but I hate him because he is a boring to watch, ducking, cutbaby

>Racist Mexicans
Weird flex

Dana said Pettis didn't actually break his foot against Diaz

>bashes faggots
Care to elaborate?

>C-Connie said mean t-things
What’s that young one? Speak up cant hear ya!

>I-Islamophobic
You support terrorism ya bum? Fook outta here ya little weasel

>h-he hit l-le old man
You don’t disrespect the Don, he got what was comin to him, you will too if you dont shut ya trap

>j-just stop b-bullying!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stand aside, kid.

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When anyone remembers Canor this is all they think of

Tap Machine

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Thinking that only Americans can be racist is white privilege
>le weird flex
Go back to Instagram faggotron

>he doesnt know
youtu.be/ZybaBFjNEjQ

I'm shocked someone could be Mexican and be a white supremacist, especially in the current MAGA culture. You must be really confused.

Conor McGregor is the best fighter and richest man on the planet. Once he’s done in ya mums room he’ll take ya sister next. You’re a bunch of broke smelly bitches. Here here, have a shot. On the house, to the dome.

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Cringe not my fault the negroes are unbearable in the city. I don’t want to dislike them
I look white but I’m an octaroon Sicilian

>look at me everyone i harbor hate in my bum heart for people who don't look like me
Awkward thing to brag about

Arent italians really into black women?

Get off the computer Dillon and go get diapers for Canor Jr. before the store closes

You think of us, success. We live it, breathe it. Learn sumtin, kid

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>Canor won a round
>Canor wins the rematch

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this is the year of AKA’s flushing
khabib is next

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when is jessica rose clark fighting again?

>le condescending answer
Seriously, go back to whatever shithole you came from, you are not welcome and will not enjoy your stay

Tony bless

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>Mighty Mouse
Who? Is he a power ranger or sumthin?

>condescending
And your post was less condescending? Hypocrite

/HEEM/inder:
Tony has a 50% chance of beating Khabib - either he does or he doesn't
Tony has a 50% chance of going to a draw with Khabib - either he does or he doesn't
50%+50% = 100%
100% chance Tony does not lose to Khabib

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Anthony 'Can time' Pettis

>American education

>Lithuanian education
Peach of a beast

Big brains

I like how Khabib haters have accepted Poirier has no chance and they're talking up Tony

Wake up Khabib, Allah was always on my side

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This man knows his mma, math, mma maths, and philosophy

Now that half of LW has fled to WW, Khabib gets 13 straight title defenses and retires 40-0 at age 36

There are some people who are saying Dustin will win but as far as I'm concerned they're all shitposters wanting people to lose money

Khabib outgrapples Luke and DC in sparring

Belee dat

Too bad he skipped theology, cause ALLAH trumps, takbir

New on /heem/. Redpill me on Ferguson.

16 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit down his throat by Dustbin Poopeeier

GOAT LW that will beat Khabib. Jump on the train now.

Do you accept the flowers /HEEM/?

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At least be original fatso

Can

Imagine actually believing that

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reddit fighter

You guys could probably all beat me up but i have the girthiest penis in this thread
>6.1" circumference

guys my cazzie friends won't stop giving me shit for telling them Pettis was a better grapple than Nate, the fuck should I do
they usually ask me about fight shit but now after one wrong assessment they keep bringing it up to disregard my new statements

*does ostarine*
*gets suspended*
*gets high*
*plays Fortnite*
*jacks off*

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People have been talking about Khabib vs Tony for years my dude. Way before you started watching mma.

Name a single Conor hater who isn’t a fat smelly virgin, you have three seconds.

Imagine using FaceApp

khabib is undefeated

Mark Hunt

Reddit's favourite fighter

On the flipside I probably have one of the smallest hogs itt (5 inches) but I can guarantee I get the most pussy.

>Khutbitch Seizuregomemedov couldn't finish

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You first

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ElessDee123's favorite fighter

archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/APYBB6NrRKMijJMs-avaZQ/

Obsession

I dont think cowcuck got a finish either

Floyd done about ended the canor meme

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prime schaub heems khabib

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Prime CTE heems Splob

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Canald Canboy Canrrone is a can and everyone knows it.

>Reddit's favorite fighter
>beat 0 good fighters
>record full of no name cans and old men
>ducked Khabib twice
>lost to Michael Johnson
>got knocked down like 5 times vs Lando Cannata
>dirty fighter
>mentally ill
>already 39(-4) yo with damaged knees and CTE

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At least Al didn't get finished unlike some notorious tapper we all know

Paulo Costa confirmed /heem/'s #1 boy

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>muh

“And I’m not a dirty guy. I try to fight clean"
-Paulo Costa
mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/paulo-costa-accuses-nice-guy-yoel-romero-of-dirty-tactics-in-ufc-241-fight

bone pressed or?, 5.5 is the average supposedly so your not that bad

heemcels worst nightmare

>KHABIB IS IN A VERY BAD SITUATION RIGHT NOW
>He needs to get a hand or a wrist or SOMETHING in there to make sure his neck isn't exposed
>OHHHHH conor raining down BOMBS.
>The ref may stop this fight.
>CAAAAAAAAAAAAN HE FINISH IT!?
>ITS UNDER THE CHIN
>He's got it! He's got it!
>HE TAPPED

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>Paulo Costa confirmed /heem/'s #1 boy
“I would love it if this Fallon Fox fought a man,” said Costa (translation via AG Fight). “A well-prepared fighter. In fact, I’m making myself available to fight him for free, just so I can beat him up. I wouldn’t even need much time. Just a few minutes.”

mmamania.com/2018/1/12/16882832/paulo-costa-offers-to-beat-up-transgender-fighter-fallon-fox-for-free-ufc-mma

Al didn't tap
Barbosa didn't tap
Canor tapped

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

>BUT BUT BUT

lmao

*tap tap tap* Help me Herb!

>being a dicklet

YOUR WIFE IS A TOWEL

YOUR WIFE IS A TOOOOOOWELLL

YOU FAT FUCKING NONCE

YOUR WIFE IS A TOOOOWEL

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how, like pressing down on top with the ruler? if so then no i just put it beside my hog and my head rounded exactly on 5 inches

easy money

the one brazilian manlet slayer with the 4 inch hawlg has you beat

STOP DIDDLING KIDS

STOP DIDDLING KIIIIIIDS

YOU FAT FUCKING BASTARD

STOP DIDDLING KIIIDS

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>Andrade-Ching Chong next week
at least 242 and Cerrone-Gaycheese are next after that

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I unironically believe Paulo is natty. He just trains really hard and has done so for years

Who revved him?

*wins every round against a roided up silva*

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Except that he got popped for "tainted supplements" a few months ago

No it was for an IV usage

>he doesn't know about the supreme gentleman

Brendan Schaub with a pussy would be breathtaking. It would be so pink and he'd make sure to wax every once in a while and his lips would be silky. To see his clit, you'd have to spread his lips because they are also chubby. His walls are fluffy and it'd be so easy for him to squirt.

i propose to you this:
there is nothing "unnatural" about PED usage, infact it's the most natural thing an athlete can do. in many ways, the so called "natty" fighters are the unnatural ones.

He's revved

We aint milly rockin we be money boppin

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the state of this man in 2019
look at those arms

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Call him King, call him Chief, dont matter because he’s the Don and your his bitch

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All you cazzie heem incels can hate on him all you want

but the fact of the matter, the real TRUTH of the matter is that
>CONOR ANTHONY McGREGOR
has done more for the sport of MMA
than
>Jon Jones
>Anderson Silva
>Fedor
>GSP
>Demetrious Johnson
>Khabib
and any other of your reddit tier GOAT candidates have
>COMBINED

Cringe

Facts faggot you're reddit tier with your cringe bullshit

Based and Redpilled!

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Looks like he just rolled out of bed

Champ Shit Only

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For me? It's Dominick Cruz.

Cringe

Dillon must've gotten the day off

Ignore the fat mcgregor incel.

for real measurements you need to press down with a ruler because thats what the girl actually feels, most reports on average length is self reported so the true average is most likely much smaller

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Again, facts:

Net worth (according to Celebrity Net Worth):
>JBJ: $10mm
>Spider: $18mm
>Fedor: $18mm
>GSP: $30mm
>DJ: $6mm
>Khabib: $1mm (haha this dude broke af)

>TOTAL: $83mm

Conor Anthony McGregor: $120mm
>Combined, bitches

Trips confirm. Fat smelly virgins can go crawl back to the only vagina theyll ever see, in between their crotches HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Muh money
And yet you will never see a cent of that money. Literally being an apologist for someone who doesn't even know you exist

FOR FREE

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Keep sticking your dumb bong head in the sand, facts are facts, McGreGOAT

Complete this:

Childhood is idolizing ______.
Adulthood is realizing ______ makes more sense.

It's complicated

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Childhood is idolizing Colby Cringington
Adulthood is realizing Kamaru Usman makes more sense.

Money came as a consequence, he was already a GOAT in the making after his first couple of fights. Incredible charisma and PR that brought people in to the sport. First ever champ champ. Gigantic crossover champ who took on the GOAT boxer, further promoting the sport.

Money was the logical consequence of things. Incels like you get hung up on the stat, that's why I posted it expecting some reddit tier comment which you provided, on queue

You do it for free

Based and redpilled. Broke fat bitches don’t and won’t understand the Mac Life

Childhood is idolizing
>Jon "Bones" Jones

Adulthood is realizing
>Travis Browne
makes more sense

>I started watching MMA cause of Canor so that means so did everyone else
Wew beta incel logic at work

Childhood is idolizing GSP
Adulthood is realizing Conor Anthony McGregor makes more sense

>First ever champ champ
And the worst ever with 0 defenses.

You don't even know what an apologist is dummy

Silly goose, only someone who has been around the proverbial MMA block can actually understand the impact that Conor McGregor has had. Dummy

How much are you getting paid to defend him on an anime imageboard online?
>H-h-e makes millions guys
Has he sent you .0001% of that as thank you for how much you're kissing up to him? Be honest

So what you can only compare goats using the Champ Champ metric BECAUSE of Conor. Before Conor it wasn't even allowed.

Think of that, for one second. Conor changed the whole rules of the sport, and CREATED a metric that incels on heem use to discuss the GOAT.

Without Conor you wouldn't even be able to compare your champ champs

Like I said, Conor has done more for MMA and the UFC than all your other GOAT candidates combined. Money is the inevitable consequence

Alright ya fat virgins, the Mac Life calls. I got places to drink, bitches to fuck, just Don shit yeh? Dats da perks of bein ya own boss, being a Don, being a King, Chieftain. Dat rich shit ya know? Ya dont. Im done squattin over yas for today. Man plans, Conor laughs. Back of the line, chumps. Have fun in my thread while I live inside ya fat smelly shithead. Peace.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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No one uses "champ champ" status as a metric for discussing GOAT status you dumb 205er

No he paid me $0, I'm not a hater like you, denying the obvious

Childhood is idolizing Conor
Adulthood is realizing Ronda makes more sense

Ah so you do it for free

Kashartmu Poosman

Of course they do, ur caz is showing. If it didn't matter why would it be something
DC, Holloway, Cejudo, TJ have done or tried to do? Jones has discussed doing it. But again without Conor, there wouldn't be those discussions. You wouldn't know though because ur new to MMA

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If you're 5'3, no one is ever going to rank you the GOAT of anything

I state facts for free? correct

You hate and deny the obvious for free? Also correct

>Implying I didn't just save the image
Running out of comebacks I see

what the fuck is wrong with this FREAK?

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How could you rate him over Jon or GSP?

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What’s up nerds and virgins?

I pay girls to hang out with me and they won’t even rub my back! Hahaha get on my level fags!

what about the GOAT of midgets they gotta have one

he's a manlet

All cans

Who's girl was Ngannou holding? Is it his daughter or something?

You're the only one discussing it cause you're a stinking casual. Your idolization of Canor gives you away. You probably think DC is better than Jones and Cejudo is better than DJ.

Cejudo is such a cringe nerd

kek

Pick one you'd like to avoid walking down a dark alley

>Francis Ngannou in straight up blood or crip gear
>A 5'3" turbo Mexican manlet staring at you intensely wearing a gold Olympic medal

Can I hire you to be an internet apologist for Woodley? My rates are $0.00 per hour.

Wow super contrarian and edgy

We just gonna forget Schaub ruined Colby’s career yesterday?

I think we can safely swap Fraudor out for Stipe now. He's earned that spot

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Shut up dummy you have no arguments get off of heem

are you blind nigga?

Yeah because it didn't ruin Colby's career

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As long as I get (You)’s I’ll be good to go.

My parents never gave me attention.

actually it's 0,5 * 0,5 = 25% chance of either result

hey I'm already over here apologizing for woodley i don't need help

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No, not a Woodley fan. Don't like his fighting style and his main events have been so boring they've probably hurt MMA more than helped. Trash talk and hype game also way below Conor's and his rap game trash

He could've had a baby with a white girl shit idk I'm just asking why is he holding her

Come with arguments son, u got nothing

>Him win shiny 2 belts him tha GOAT
Can't argue with a trashy casual whose MMA knowledge goes back 2 years

some cuck probably wanted to see his daughter on ngannou's lap for the entire night
it is california after all

bookies love him

In reality it's 0.33 + 0.33 = 0.66 because there are only 3 results: win, lose, or draw. You only multiply if you want one result AND another result. If you want one result OR another result you add.

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HEEM

ME

INSIDE

Thank you for getting rid of DJ and TJ

Dylan Daniels - undefeated mixed martial arms protégé, the future paper boy of the UFC

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Now this is what's called projecting

What a coward looking bloke

>trashy casual
>stinking casual
luls, seething so hard brah u missed the whole point, it's not that he won the belts (DC and Cejudo aren't Goats, nor is Nunes) it's that he created the category, changed the rules of the game, became the most recognizable athlete in the sport, as well as a succesfull crossover athlete, ur too dumb and mad for this board, check out Yea Forums instead

Y'all some idiots if you think Draws have the same odds as wins

>Muh money
>Muh fame
>Changed da game bro
You sound like a broken record. If I didn't know any better I'd say you were Dillon Dannis himself

Can’t wait until his ufc debut when he’s 7-0 fighting in the co-main event of a PPV.

He’s gonna he a star. New York City bachelor.

More likely redemption arc?

>Daniel Cormier
or
>Ben Askren
or
>Cody Garbrandt

Which will happen? Which do you want to happen?

DC, he's the least flushed of the 3

>'Muh'

>Joins the UFC at 7-0
>Leaves at 7-7
>Joins bareknuckle FC
>Gets flushed there as well

Probably Ben Askren, I unironically think he could still become champ.

Other two are flushed, DC redemption would involve beating Stipe for the trilogy and eventually Jones, neither can happen

Cody already has massive cte
Feels bad man bc cody's /myboy/

cody cant be redeemed without cruz or tj
askren has a long way to climb back up
cormier could just fight again and retire

DCuck is retiring, Askren is getting heemed by Maia, Cody's been heemed 3 straight. There is no redemption.

If Cormier wins the rematch will jones stream himself saying Daniel is the best HW of all time?

Based schizo

Cormier fighting again and retiring? Against who? Anyone not named Jones and/or Stipe wouldn't be redemption, it would just be a small consolation to not go out in the sunset brutally heemed

Only problem is if his last fight is Jones or Stipe, he'll go out with back to back heems

Cody would really just need TJ

Askren can actually do it. I think it's more likely that Askren beat Masvidal than Dc beat Jones/Stipe or Cody beat TJ.

Cody needs to go to Jackson/Wink and be taught how to follow a game plan.

He can still be salvaged.

Mousasi.

DC vs Stipe 3 is the fight to make

DC doesn't need a redemption arc. He went 1-1 with the heavyweight GOAT at the age of 40. DC is one of the best ever, in two divisions.

Askren and Garbrandt need redemption. Of the two, Askren is more likely. I don't think he's going to get flying kneed in 3 seconds ever again. I think he'll wrestlefuck Maia and then he's back in the mix. Obviously he's got a limited toolbox in 2019 MMA, but he can still win some fights.

Garbrandt is coming off of three consecutive brutal knockouts. Has anyone ever come back from that? My heart goes out to Cody because everyone that TKO/KOed him has tested positive for PED. But it is what it is. I think he's flushed.

Would love to see that. Jones has no basis saying Stipe>DC. They are 1 and 1.

>Askren getting heemed by Maia
No way Jose. You know Maia has only KO'd/TKO'd someone 3 times in his 27 wins? And only one of those was in the UFC

Agreed.

Jones vs Blachowicz in the meantime

You're retarded. When you model a scenario with no outside information you assume each event has the same probability. If you have empirical data you use it, but guess what I don't have empirical data in front of me. If you weren't such a brainlet you would understand I was showing the probability of a draw/win for Khabib and Tony. You're the dumbass coming up with stupid shit like "duh dah probabilities isn't da same" when I was just showing the difference between using OR and AND in probabilities. You're obviously a brainlet who's never taken a probability class so do me a favor and heem yourself. If you change the probabilities the math is the same and they would both have the same odds until you say one of them has a greater probability of winning. A draw will always have the same probability for both because it requires fighter A and B draw.

He's getting submitted by Maia and then hopefully cut so we can get DJ back who will put an end to the triple cringe meme

Holy worked

askren is a bum and based maia WILL heem him

>DC doesn't need a redemption arc. He went 1-1 with the heavyweight GOAT at the age of 40. DC is one of the best ever, in two divisions.

My brain agrees with you, but my heart says it ain't so. Jones and Stipe get the last laugh with this arc (particularly Jones)

I actually think Maia is gonna outbox Asscan and win a decision.

Hello, I just want to announce that from now on when I respond to any person on /heem/ I will call them junior.

This is my meme and I invented it, juniors.

Danis, besides coming from a well off family, could make a comfortable living just teaching jiu jitsu. He doesn't need to do BKFC, or even MMA for that matter.

>'Muh Probability class'
Get a load of this zoomer, you on /heem/ between classes?

how do you market that
the guy who got KTFO by the guy jones just beat is a peach of a contender

Call me Junior to my face see how quick I ankle pick you

Jones just got flushed by a guy with no knees

And how did that guy end up with "no knees"

Only fight for Jon right now is the Anderson-Walker winner (Walker). Weidman-Reyes winner can come after or have them fight Oezdemir in an eliminator

By dabbing on Jones

I wanna see Weidman/Jones

JONES VS COSTA

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>'Not having empirical data in front of you
That's why you're made of soi faggot. The empirical data exists. You're just to lazy to add it to your """"""model"""""""
Go back to class fag

Uh huh

Jon Jones vs Brock Lesnar

Would you like this fight or would you like to see Jones face a LHW contender like Jan or Corey Anderson?

Don't underrate Anderson
He has exactly the kind of style to grind out Walker, who by and large is untested in later rounds

Maia can't sub Askren in MMA. Askren is too strong. All Maia has is a RNC, and it's hard to do that to somebody like Askren. I could see this, though:
Maia is a much better striker and he's put a lot of time into covering his weaknesses whereas Ben has just spammed wrestling his entire career. I mostly think Ben is going to win just because Maia is old as fuck.

Except by Joe "the fucking cuck" Rogan

what did he say?

Stick to the prelims Junior

Literally none of these are any competition for Jones.

Costa would be way too small

Is Jones the luckiest destiny babby ever? Should be banned from the UFC and already heemed by Santos, instead he's the current GOAT contender with no competitors on the horizon

>Maia can't sub Askren in MMA
Same memesters who said Askren is unheemable no doubt. Maia can sub anybody in the world and him making Askren tap out will be the penultimate permaflushing of Ben's illustrious UFC career.

Brock is the money meme for mandrama fans to tune in

Dude got served by Frank Mir

>Luck
Wow you Jones haters are unreal
>J-j-ones has no competitors
Yeah because he beat all of them before you started watching MMA

Not really. He only won because DC got over confident and didn't wrestle him like his coach advised him. Stipe lost the first rounds like 10-8.

/heem/ I know we meme and joke around but we all realise Santos beat Jones, right? Like I get not being bothered by the decision because Santos got injured and wouldn't have been able to defend anyway, but we all understand what happened that night, right?!

Jones BTFO by the GOAT

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1164260800451743745?s=21

All i do is chew gum and whoop ass and I'm all out of bubbleyum bitch

>but we all realise Santos beat Jones
You're not a smart man

DC got rocked bad in round 2, it changed the fight.

chael said santos won the decision

bubbleyum? Haha OK Junior

Santos won the first round and the story, but definitely not the fight.

I'm not adding the data faggot you do it yourself or piss off
I have a degree dumb boomer

yeah he got robbed
Jones wins the rematch

>J-j-j
still seething homie chillax and go watch some McGregor fights
Your boy Jones literally gets all the passes in the book. Steroids, hit and runs, coke, stripper rape....literally does whatever he wants and gets away with it

Santos really didn't win it's just Jones haters who push this meme. Jon looked dominant the whole fight besides the first.

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I do think they should just allow it. Especially steroids like testosterone for recovery or even ostarine if you have bird bones

Khabib is undefeated (27-0)
Tony is defeated (25-3)
in any given fight, this gives Khabib a 100% chance of victory and Tony a 89% chance of victory. Because 100% is higher than 89%, Khabib is guaranteed to win. Put the house on it boys.

Official all time p4p rankings
#1Fedor
#2Jones
#3GSP
#4Cejudo
#5Silva
do not @ me

Santos did enough for a draw imho, but we need this user to figure out what that really means

Deep down jones knows DC is better than Stipe he just wants to shit on him any chance he can, Daniel made the mistake of just eating body shots and not going for a takedown which would have arguably won him the fight given how successful Cormier was wrestling stipe

Explain Askren Masvidal using this logic

Whoah you have a degree, holy fuck!!!!!

>H-h-e's so lucky bros
You've never had to work a day in your life you sheltered suburb betaboi

DC is a chinlet

He gets away with it because he's the goat and has been more dominant than anyother champ. The ufc won't risk losing their goat, meanwhile they'd be willing to lose someone like Conor because he doesn't win anymore. Winning is everything my dude.

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First smart comment I've read on heem all day

I'll drink to this **gives glass of Proper 12 to based user**

>fraudor
lmao
stipe, werdum and dc are all better than that carnival clown

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If you think Thiago Santos won that fight something is suspiciously wrong with you

lul I'm at work right now seething reet

Are you stupid? Fighting on with an injured leg give you an extra 10 significant strikes to the tally per round.
It states this in the rule book, go look it up

reminder that fedor got heemed by a middleweight

Askren lost the Lawler fight and had never had any previous fights (Smellator and ONEions LOL)

>Cejudo
He's 0-2 against DJ. How is he in the top 5?

You're the dumb boomer who asked.

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Tony has already won the story against Khabib. Tony 1 : Khabib 0.
Tony also wins the rematch. Tony 2 : Khabib 0.
The only thing Tony has not won yet is the fight itself but even if he loses that only makes him 2:1 against Khabib.
Tony wins every time.

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>looked dominant
Oh yeah all that octagon control really did a number on Santos lol
>muh stats
Oh yeah taps to the thigh were soooo significant. Jones is so pillowshinned that he couldn’t hurt Marreta all fight, meanwhile Marreta has such power he heemed himself with his kicks

What decision was more controversial, Romero/Whittaker II or Gsp/Hendricks?

good post

Ah my apologies how could I forget

Cringe. Please go away. All your posts are pure cringe.

is Conor 2-1 as well?

>DJ
Who?

Ngannou 10/10 times, do you have any idea what that little guy could do to you? Tear your arm clean off.

>Casuals
Yikers

Cerrone going physiomentally flummoxed no wonder he blew his horn to avoid round three
Poirier vs Tony is gonna be a great fight

>0-2
cope mighty heartlet cuck
fuck off 229er
easily GSP/hendrix there's a reason GSP retired immediately after

What's there to cope about?

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GSP Hendricks. Yoel Bob really just questions the criteria for 10-8 rounds. I don’t think anyone argue that Rob won 1 2 4 and Yoel 3 5, the only question was if Yoels rounds should be 10-8 because of all the damage. Meanwhile Hendricks GSP was an actual robbery.

I have literally the most important question to ask heem right now

>What UFC fighter has the most based hog?

Literally the only question that REALLY matters

It's not 2008 anymore Jackson/Wink sucks shit now
It's so shit that Brunson improved markedly by leaving Jackson/Wink and going to the fucking memezillians camp of all places
If you want Cody to become a conservative gameplan fighter, Tristar is the way to go

Mighty mouse would have gotten heem'd by Moraes or Tj, agree or disagree?

Based

how good was DJ, really?

>Challenger looks like shit
>Champ doesn't look much better
>"Oh da challenger definitely won dat because he fought like doodoo, but he knee hurt so it ok"
Marreta blew out his knee trying to fight at Jon's level lol there's literally no reason to believe Marreta won. He had no dominant rounds and Jon actually knocked down Marreta at one point (they somehow ruled it a slip lol). If you think Marreta won you're either a fan of point fighting (which Marreta still lost) or a Jones hater.

Go see a therapist

GSP/Hendricks
My boy won that fight fair and square, the judges should have given it to Hendricks, GSP should have walked back into the Quebecois wilderness, and Johny would reign for the next decade.

the fact that you're boy is a complete heartlet who has never avenged a loss and after every loss immediately takes a permanent step down in competition

Post:
1) Your favorite fighter
2) Your favorite fight
3) The fighter you'd like to see get heemed cold
4) The fighter you fap to
5) Your favorite athlete or team outside of MMA

People say roids is what ruined Hendricks's career but I disagree, I think after getting fucked over tree times by shitty judges it just ruined all of what little motivation he had left

JORGE IF YOURE READING THIS
KEK YOU R A FAGGOT

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GSP Hendricks. Whittaker was out-striking Yoel the whole fight and one knockdown doesn't give you a 10-8 round this isn't boxing. (I know Yoel had two knockdowns, but only one in the 3rd and one in the 5th).

>Cejudo in the top 5
How to tell someone started watching MMA earliest 2017

1) Cody Garbrandt
2) Cody v Cruz
3) Jon Jones
4) Asian Michelle
5) Inter

1) None of them you weirdo
2) None of them you weirdo
3) None of them you weirdo
4) None of them you weirdo
5) None of them you weirdo

Romero
Sanchez/melendez
Nunes
Tates
WAT

Lmao this delusion. Face it, kid, your boy lost to a dude who was getting KOd by David Branch a year ago.
>they ruled it a slip waah waaah
Lol cry more and watch more fights. Git gud, take a lap

>So, Iwatchheembededrightandlike WC DC isthlikeStipigotstronga i shookhishand andlikegotshookmyself AHAHA
>AndI'mlike yeahmotherfukka I gonnahityouwiththatinyourfuckingfatassbelly
>Andhisfansrighthisfanswereallsayingwegotfraudtrainers andmeanwhile AKA more like AyKickmyfuckingAss or like Ayjonjonesyouthinki'mjustgonnaletyouKickmystaticfucKinghead? hahahuhhi
>AndthenhegoestohiscornerandlikeasksAmIwinningthefight? AndhistrainersarelikeBitchyougotfatrunningfromyourmouthStipeuppercuttedit
>AndthenDanawalksintooctagonandI'mlike Hey listen you bald fuck,...
*hangs the phone*

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>I have no argument
accept it Cejudo is the top #1 p4p talent right now and a generational talent who will go down as one of the greatest of all time

>Loses to Cejudo
>Shrugs it off and claims to not care about the belt
>Runs away to one FC instead of avenging his loss
Mighty Mouse was never goat material. He took that lose about the same way Rose took her Andrade loss.

Sorry I won't accept your demented fantasies

Jorge if you are reading this please lose weight. Being fat is not good for your health

Who’s that diminutive black man?

Brendan Schaub
Hendo/Shogun 1
Andrade
None because I’m not a degenerate.
Miami Heat

>P4P #1
You mean that tiny manlet who weighs a few pictograms is the #1 p4p in your imagination? Hilarious

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>Runs away
He got traded pea-brains.

not accepting reality is a sign of insanity

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Gif related. The Guatamalan spic after he got heem'd by /heem/

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No

Colby, if you’re reading this I’m a huge hater but I’m not a nerd, I am a virgin though.

1) Boston Salmon
2) Lewis vs Nbugu
3) Nick Newell
4) Aspen Ladd but unironically of course
5) FC St. Pauli

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>t. Assblown Asscream fan

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Ryan Hall
Fedor/Cro Cop
Conor or Khabib
Ryan Hall
national basketball team

Your opinions aren't reality. Only insane people demand others to accept their subjective nonsense as objective truth.

Yeah it sucks how things went for him. It was especially clear by the time we got to the Thompson fight, he had lost his fire for the sport.

I hope a kangaroo heems you mercilessly

me: the sky is blue
you:Your opinions aren't reality. Only insane people demand others to accept their subjective nonsense as objective truth.

>Man bun
What a beta

Howling at Nick Newell

>Cejudo is the #1 p4p
see Come back to reality sonny boy

what the fuck I love Romero now (strictly platonic)

Conor's illegitimate son heems Conor Jack McGregor Jr. on UFC 430 and wins the story

Based

>Casuals
I should stop coming here unless it's fight night

Huh?

I'd win the rematch

Mighty Mouse's representatives are the ones who proposed the idea of a trade dumbass fightsports.tv/mighty-mouse-askren-trade-official/
He wanted to get out of the ufc because he was scared of Cejudo. He's not goat material. As soon as he lost he folded and ran away to the other side of the world.

also he took a shitton of damage in four five round fights, that's definitely career-changing
keep seething and refusing to accept reality

Your demented opinions aren't reality

implying tiger schaub hasnt already won the story

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Literally ran away with fights remaining on his contract. He wanted out so bad he couldn't even finish his contract he had to ask for a trade.

He was being forced out of the UFC and the organization was determined to get him out long before he even fought Cejudo.
>scared of Cejudo
Lol yeah scared of a guy you KO'd in the 1st round. Are you even thinking? He then got robbed in the title fight cause the company couldn't afford having him leave as the best fighter in the division.

Based. Jorge is flushed

>1) Unironically Colby "Covington" Chaos
>2) Unironically Colby vs RDA because he showed what a true soon-to-be GOAT can do, also Askren vs. Masvidal, Lawler vs. Condit
>3) How bout Ngannou
>4) Natty Paulo duh
>5) Dallas Cowboys

based

I would disregard your opinion too. Nate grew up on Gracie mats, you’re a fuckwit with 0 knowledge.

Yeah I'm finna thinking Kamaru's got this

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>Your demented opinions aren't reality

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>Might Mouse
Who?

>being this new
kys my man

>Image posting
I accept your verbal submission. Herb come rescue this nigga before I give him permanent CTE.

Literally me the fighter

>He was being forced out
Why did his representatives go to the ufc to ask for a trade after he lost to Cejudo? They gave mighty mouse great treatment his last fight was a co-main and he's main evented tons of good cards. He wanted out.

The p4p #1 GOAT tied with Jon Jones

Lol part of it was cause his coach runs ONE FC and his contract was awful for a champion.

Dude back up your argument

I typed mighty mouse?

>image posting bad
lol, come back to reality where image posting is fun and Cejudo is the current #1 p4p talent

Huh, I don’t think so. If he was the p4p GOAT I think I would have heard of him.

There's lots of things you don't know

You should kys for being a discord tranny

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>fun
Ahh it's a discord becky making his way to heem

Reminder that Dillon Danis is 2 and Oh in the toughest division in the sport

Dillon would effortlessly defeat:
1) Covington
2) Usman
3) Woodley
4) Askren
5) Masvidal
6) Leon Edwards
7) Nate Diaz
8) Darren Till

Imagine being an MMA fan and not rating Dillon GOAT, name just one of these fighters that would stand a chance

All I'm saying is the fact he didn't want to beat Cejudo in a rubber match despite still being in his prime is a huge mark on his legacy and disqualifies him from the goat conversation. At least you're acknowledging him and his camp wanted to be traded now.

I think you're being intentionally dishonest on a blue board.

I just read this with an Australian accent shit was cash

Imagine hyping up a manlet

DJ won both fights

He was literally forced out of the company and we got bathroom Ben in his place lol you're acting like Cejudo gave him an unforgettable beating when in reality it was a razor close split decision loss. Get a clue man.

what do you mean?

That was five seconds in Round 4, did you even watch the other rounds? One of the most one sided fights I'd ever seen, he pressure spammed RDA into oblivion

>6'0"
>175lbs
Yeah that's not a manlet

HARDCORE FAN GOAT RANKINGS
1. Fedor
2. DJ
3. Silva
4. DC
5. Couture

>6'0"
>175lbs
>Yeah that's not a manlet
yea it is

>DJ
>DC
>COUTURE

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>five seconds
Here's a lesson in counting for you:
streamable.com/2d3gy

>Unironically sperging out like this

Yikes

Enjoy the no talent divisions of the UFC Nazi brah

LW and WW is where it's at

Nothing more embarrassing than fans of McNigger's money.

He wasn't forced out he asked for a trade we've established this. If you constantly main event and co-main cards how is that being forced out?
It was close, but the judges picked Cejudo and it will go down in the records as a Cejudo win.

Fedor Emilianenko is the greatest mixed martial artist of all time.

Tim Sylvia is pretty good too but not even top 10.

He's 6 foot with his four inch heels/shoes he wears

I didn't sperg out stop projecting

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>how is that being forced out?
Were you even watching UFC before 2017? Dana hated his guts and he once defended the belt on a TUF card. DJ always spoke about how the company disrespected him and how he wasn't get paid enough despite being the winningest champion. After he lost the belt (in a rigged decision) the company saw an opportunity to get rid of him by doing something they've never done before. They traded him to get Askren(who sucks) Your narrative that he ran away from Cejudo is absolutely unfounded and dumb

Frodor is a bum.

Faggot the money is a representation of the impact he made on the sport dummy

>he once defended the belt on a TUF card
Great card for us though; the return to the Pearl at the Palms, that stacked guest ring girl, Tim Elliott memeing

Imagine if Tim Elliot won the belt in a meme card with a small octagon and 400 people in attendance

This is easily the greatest MMA forum hand grenade of all time. Fedor GOAT arguments have been blowing up forum threads since long before heem became a general

the fatter he gets the more italian he looks

Life's a rat race... And I ain't no rat. I'm a turtle, a ninja turtle. Michelangelo is my favorite, what's yours?

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>Rigged decision
You're just being a fan boy. You're taking all credit from Cejudo when he clearly improved immensely. He went from getting KOd in the first to taking the fight 5 rounds. He wasn't getting paid much because he never promoted and he never tried to do a super fight that's all on him. He main evented 178 which was one of the best cards ever. You don't get forced out if you ask to be traded, brainlet. You're the one adding all the narrative to this when the facts are clear: MM lost to Cejudo and asked to be traded to ONE FC instead of fighting Cejudo again. Saying mighty mouse won the second fight is no different than Rockhold saying he is the champ of his own world. It's delusion.

You're a faggot and your posts are shit

Oh shit he's out of stats class

demetrious johnson won the second fight against cejudo

My boys, I offer you this: yoel fans are retarded cazzies that jack off to blacked every day

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>If I say something else maybe they'll forget mighty mouse is a heartlet
Mighty Mouse ran to one FC and got shit on by Dominick Cruz. Mighty Mouse was scared to fight TJ at 125 lol.

watch khabib get gadooshed and flushed by michael johnson youtube.com/watch?v=FWdFnyAbk1M

Pfff I wasn't even paying attention to your argument with the other user

based

what are you on about?

Too bad he's a quitter who was scared to fight TJ at 125

poocare fans are nowhere to be found

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says mmafighting in the corner, retard.

I strictly come here to witness these style of copes

>I can't read
I'm shocked

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No I just didn't give a fuck about Cejudo and DJ so I wasn't reading?

What's the argument? Let me know and I'll weigh in

Based

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Sorry mate it was pretty small I missed it. Thanks.

I'm discussing types of cope if you'd like to join in stay on topic

Would have been brilliant.
Here's the ring girl I mentioned, by the way.
See you for the Shanghai card remember it's on a weird time to adjust your clocks.

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>I-I can read, but can you read it for me?

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I can read u dune coon I just don't feel like backtracking to see all the relevant posts

who mogged whom?

I mogged you junior

classic faggotry

How come none just punches khabib in the fucking face

fuck off i'm not going back to read posts I wasn't even involved in especially when they're manlet posts

if it was about Colby Goat I'd gladly go back and re read

not manlets tho

GOAT hider in hide and seek

he just punches you back its crazy

>Give credit to Cejudo from benefiting from a rigged judges' score card
Don't think so kid

Everyone in the crowd looks so uncomfortable

Imagine spending hours on end on a blue board talking about buff shirtless dudes in spandex shorts "grounding and pounding" each other, then proudly claiming to be heterosexual in everyday life.

yeah imagine that

youtu.be/FWdFnyAbk1M
>First two minutes
Bruh, look at this dood OH NONONONO

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I will only accept Stipe as the HW GOAT if he beats ngannou in the rematch ( He won't )

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Imagine being a total loser that wishes he could spend all day talking about sexy buff men entangled with one another

You sound insecure

Favorite female fighter though? For me, it's GloryHoley Holm

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he's already the heavyweight GOAT and on the mma Mt. Rushmore, doesn't matter if you accept it or not b.

Fighting is the most manly thing a man could do. Fighting for survival, fighting for your loved ones. Throwing around and kicking a ball and saying, "Look at me I know how to prance around with a ball im so manly" is pure betaness and I know for a fact you're either a sawker fan or a handegg fan

>Doubting on based Fedor
Seriously this place gets worst and worst

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MMA Mt Rushmore
>DC
>Khabib
>GSP
>Conor

Any other opinion is sadly mistaken

Leave then

Fighters still in the conversation for the GOAT
>GSP
>JBJ
>The filthy mick

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>fighting is the most manly thing a man could do
t. Neanderthal right here

>Conor
Who?

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Your favourite female fighter?

nothing gay about drilling north south positions for hours on end with your bros

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t.cowering wimp who cries whenever he breaks a toe-nail

This is why you'll always be single and alone

You know damn well who it is

where is the lie
Fedor got heemed stiff by a middleweight it's on tape

No actually I don't. The only GOATs I know are Jon, Silva, DJ, and GSP. Don't know who "Connor" is

94920008
>

>Tony Ferguson
> Crocop vs Fedor
> Khabitch
> Rin nakai/nanaka kawamura
> none

seethe harder dummy, go beat those baddies up

You will never wake up next to a woman who looks at you like you're the only man in the world. You will NEVER EVER know this feeling.

Go home bones

nothing gay about this
this user has a point, BJJ is for homos that want to cuddle and rub themselves all over other men for 30 hours a week
Meanwhile strikerchads are punching things and other people trying to punch them in the face

Ha has happened to me multiple times you ridiculous insecure homo, not to mention needing woman's validation is in itself incredibly immature, you're just a seething ape

Thought on this guy? I'm 7 minutes in and already bored.

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Sean O malley
Dillon danis
Theodorou

>t. neanderthal right here

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Your anime pillow doesn't count

youtu.be/ATR4zlUEAus

How about you nerds logon Rumblr and work it out instead of bickering ITT

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Post
>Favorite fighter
>Number of non-professional sexual partners you've had
This triggers/uncovers the incel

No, get better
Have sex ASAP, seriously there's still hope for you

You first incel

he's the anti christ

>my anime pillow
it sure does count motherfucker

Colby
0

Is he augmented?

It's funny watching the spammer talk about having sex

gotcha bitch

>Brendan Schaub
>0

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El Cucuy
4

The last person you'd want to be in the octagon with.

wtf is that

:(

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>listening to the manlet cucks podcast where he just drones on and on and interrupts his potentially interesting guest with the same stupid shit
How do you stomach it

If I knew numbers that big I wouldn't be getting laid

Colby "Chaos" Covington
I pay women to have sex with other men in front of me, does that count as me getting laid?

ok i change my pick
This seethe is amazing

kino af

>Fedor doing the blumpkin shlebb reach
sad desu

No you're just a weirdo and possibly a cuck, how many beef curtains has YOUR dick entered?

What's the hardest you've made someone seethe on /heem/?

who's women's mma biggest cut baby?

so you've had Pi sexual partners?

I made that Conor hater seethe hard af earlier today, dude is prolly still mad about it hahahahalulz

this post will surely kick off the olympics of cringe

Was gonna say Ladd but she actually made the weight so finna go with Dern

is this shit real
youtube.com/watch?v=Vd0gJwD7200

Fedor was the hands-down best heavyweight of the 00's.

USA Average Sexual Partners: 7.2

/heem/ unsurprisingly below average

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Most of us haven't lived out our entire lives, that average is a bit obfuscated.

Who am I kidding though, I turn 24 next month and my partners is 0.

It's all about quality not quantity
I have autistically high standards and I don't like slags while living in the slag capital of souf so it;s touuuugh b

I remember some guy tried to argue that the twitter ceo was on rogans podcast before elon musk and he kept digging himself in a deeper and deeper hole because he couldn't admit he was wrong.

Do animals count

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what's the best fight of 2019?

instagram.com/p/B1Y6mVDB_1U/

Ok this is hilarious lol she's the best mma fan!

Dummy you think everyone surveyed is on their deathbed? If you're at 0 at 24 I think you should triangle choke yourself until unconsciousness if not I can heem you if you'd prefer

israel vs gus

Well I doubt the average person surveyed was in their 20s.

I'm about quantity and I'd fuck anything that breathes, and I STILL can't get butt
if they count for you, they count for me

She's so damn smug, I think I'd end up bashing her skull into a wall.

Oh yeah so how old you think the average person was that was surveyed?

Is it George or Horhay?

>from dagestan
can't make this shit up

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I don't know how the survey was done, but if it were a phone survey I'd guess like 40s

b yourself b
talmbout peaches ya bbbbeast of a personality, get yaself lookin freeeesh ya blockbuster

its an art form bro

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Jorge Masvidal

brah you aint getting 7 skanks in the forseeable future I offer free heemage I have a really good (really good!) overhand right that always wins at carnival punching bags, and I could also heem you with my 'bows

hee-yor-gay masvidal

Honestly man a permaheem sounds pretty good at this point in time. As long as you'd put me out in one shot that sounds fantastic.

It evens out silly, when the dude is 40 he probably has settled down on his sexual partners so that the extra years don't make that big a difference.

If he's fucked 10 chicks when he's 28, gets married at like 30, stays married for 10 years, he'll probably have fucked around 10 chicks unless he's adulterous or into kinky shit.

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I'll do what I can I could also heem you Edson Barboza style but unfortunately I broke my right foot while sparring (shit sucked b) so my overhand right is probably the best way. I can guarantee midlevel CTE if you just stay still I'm 6'2 over 200lbs