XFL Team Name and Logos Reveal

Looks shit

>BATTLEHAWKS
and so the cringe begins

Battlehawks, not bad imo

wtf is a battlehawk

hawks that battles

>cowherd
wut

why no gargoyles.

No New York Mossad, we got the "New York Guardians" instead. Dubs confirmed SHOAH.

cringe

DUDE DRAGONS ITS JUST LIKE GAME OF TRHONES BROO

>Dragons
Based

>wildcats

>WILDCATS MEME
HOLY FUCK THEY ACTUALLY DID IT.

who here /vipers/?

These names are so video gamey

gargoyles would be a fucking sweet name, maybe it would be a copyright issue with disney?

probably. the imagery was gargoyle.

DC DEFENDERS MOUNT UP

roughnecks is the only good name

Well, guess I'm a Wildcats Chad now.

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Roughnecks is pretty based

ah sheet who here /roughnecks/

Only good logo and name so far

HOUSTON ROUGHNECKS FINNA ROUGH YOU UP

>vipers
built in memes

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>Houston Roughnecks
LOL

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Who /lifelong/ Renegade here?

Texas teams gets the decent names.

a fucking battlecock

the fleet would bootyblast these shit teams

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DC Defenders or gtfo

me based on the sweet logo

>Dallas renegades
God I hate Texas. Faggots got the best names.

Professional Fighting Hawk

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>no surprise Fleet/Apollos/Cummanders reveal
Sad!

Washington D.C gets a team but Chicago doesn't?

Why the fuck did Vince give everyone but Texas shit names?

probably weather related.

The Nashville Rapists

and nothing of value was gained

Chicago Battle Apes would be a fitting name.

Chicago belongs to Mexico now

probably jew trademark bullshit. ny should have been gargoyles.

Vince give his home state the shittiest name too. What a guy

It's genius. You have one of the largest and most passionate fanbases in NFL, and they have been disenfranchised and hate their owner.

Smart business

somehow xfl 1.0 had better team names.

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roughchads for life

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>tfw i still have my New Jersey Hitmen XFL football

Who else /lifelong/ DC defenders fan?

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based

DC Defenders is easily the best logo

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been a dc fan since the moment it was revealed

>having boat memes saved months after the AAF folded due to WNBA tier attendance.
Sad!

Let's goooooooo

Fuck Dan Snyder

>shanghai dragons

Arena Football tier

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Nvmd am Washington Justice fan now. Sexiest logo ever.

could have been cool

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Lmao they even made the logo red

I hope the uniforms are full red, would be very sex

Pretty terrible

>wildcats
>vipers
>the fucking dallas football mavericks

hmm

What would you have named them?

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Well I'll be fucked, looks like I'm going to have to be a St. Louis fan.

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I’m more of a Marvel Defenders guy myself.

Tampa Bay Tampa Gays
Saint Louis Poos
New York Giantz
Dallas Houstons
Houston Meat
LA Wildcats
Seattle Slews
DC Lobby

New York Golems.

>XFL 1.0 had better team names
They could have reused the "Xtreme" for memes.

The DC Swamp

I think I'll support the Jacksonville Elite.

I would have gone full experimental/Madden 64 and not named them at all, which sounds crazy, but you know damn well you're a spring league and there'll be less than 1,000 people in the stands by week three. The point isn't to establish a brand and sell hats, its to develop players.

Make the jersey colors and name text the same as throwback NFL unis and call it a day (tampa being orange & white, seattle being blue & green, etc).

Yes it would be stupid as fuck but that's part of the novelty and the league would be in the news cycle for weeks. You also completely btfo the social justice crowd because there's no conceivable way they can complain about this shit.

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New York Mossad

It's common sense.

You expand the NFL practice squads, and have them play each other weekly.

I would actually watch that.

Most of these teams are gay and retarded names a child would come up with. At least my Dallas renegades are based

>ReNIGades
>Rough Dicks
>Mildcats
>Virgins
>Battle Cucks
>Diapers
>FAGons
>Pretenders

>the dallas football mavericks

This isn't a development league, they've got cfb for that. Look how well the AAF did, trying to be a development league. The XFL will have its own rules too. It's the only way to go, sink or swim, either they become huge or they fold. Vince has no interest in being in second place to the NFL.

Seattle Bulldogs

What does this even mean low brow

It'll always be 2nd to the NFL.

Actually based

XFL will do very well if they add an element of wwe and have the players talk massive shit to each other, and cut promos

>Defenders
>Guardians
>8 teams, two of them synonyms

They're retarded because in today's hyper PC landscape where media will find any last reason to label you a "____ist", there is zero room for creativity or experimentation and most marketing departments contracted to design this stuff are led by women/numales that don't watch sports at all.

So not only are these design firms creatively bankrupt, their best possible work given the requirements will always come out sounding like a PS2-era Madden custom team.

Tampa Bay Coke Dealers
St Louis Rioters
New York Tower Topplers
Dallas Mexican Cowboys
Houston Zoo
LA Homeless
Seattle Suburban Socialists
DC Congressmen

First thing XFL needs to do is have hacksaw Jim Duggan lead the teams out first game with a huge American Flag. Would BTFO NFL

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LA Grizzlies or Bears and used California flag colors. Shit would have been kino as fuck. And I'd also hire some guy who made 90's esque logos and not this minimalist faggotry.

They tried doing back during the XFL original run and no one played ball.

Two words: Antonio Brown

FLEET WOULD BOOTYBLAST ALL THESE TEAMS

Unironically delete the LA team that's there for no reason and give us a Fleet revival
FROM THE DEPTHS

who waiting for unis to be revealed so you can pick the team with the slickest duds?

This

The one thing I liked about the AAF is how each mascot actually had something to do with the city that was kind of relevant without being retarded.

Orlando Apollos - cape Canaveral, space program.
Salt Lake Stallions - plains/farming community
Arizona Hotshots - named after wildfire rescue workers
Memepiss Express - Fedex HQ (for fucking real lmao)
SD Fleet - navy base
San Antonio Commanders - the alamo
Atlanta Legends - gay strip clubs
Birmingham Iron - iron workers

what the fuck are these xfl team names?

Roughnecks - copy of the NLL lacrosse team
Vipers - wow snakes haha
Defenders - actually you guys lost the war of 1812 so you didn't defend shit lmao
Renegades - there was a CFL team called this already
Dragons - there was an AFL team called this already
Battlehawks - birds lmao
Wildcats - wow just like every other high school team that goes 7-9 in the regular season
Guardians - dude gargoyles lmao

Like when we they went into the women's locker room?

There have been literally 5 plus teams named X Roughnecks

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Based on the color scheme, Vipers and Defenders are gonna have the best. Wildcats will be fucking awful.

None are as good as the Rage but im a Renegades boy now. RAISE HELL

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Absolutely based and fleetpilled.

they're still seriously going through with this?
Didn't they miss their time? Who's going to give a shit about this now?
What's the point?

Yes, yes, nobody, there is none.

>tfw Texas has all the good names

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Tampa bay Tempests
La Heat
Dallas (no change needed)
DC Hangmen
Seattle Anglers
Houston (no change)
New York Bandits/mafia (something with bank robbers)
St. Louis Trappers

LA needs to use a dark red/maroon or maybe some shade of brown and use the other colors as accent.

not bad

I'll take Battlehawks, gives a Red Alert 3 vibe.

The first league didn't actually fail, it's a meme repeated by pro-NFL outlets.

Vince was told that if he wanted the XFL to be broadcast a second season, he'd have to cut RAW from 2 hours to 90 minutes, so he pulled the plug.

The players got paid, a lot of the top-tier guys went on to have genuinely good seasons in the NFL/CFL, and the people who actually watched/went to the XFL games really enjoyed them.

The problem was that everyone from ESPN to TSN to Rogers Sportsnet to theScore were deep in the NFL's back pocket, and the NFL instructed them to basically just rip on the XFL whenever possible, as the NFL was pissed it had stolen players away from NFL Europe (their own spring league that nobody cared about).

Is this competing with NFL, or are they starting the season after the Super Bowl?

Lmao, the NFL tried doing a league in Europe?

Realistically who the fuck can stop us? Already have one of the best looking teams. Only one I see giving us trouble is the roughnecks

Vince is terminally unoriginal.

Dallas Renegades is a straight up rip-off the Los Angeles Renegades from League of Legends.

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One of the last Madden games I played let you create a team and stadium. Do they still let you do that?

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they had a league for like 10 years. some well known guys like kurt warner played.

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Begins post-season the following weekend.

Basically the same as last time.

Jesus fucking Christ, looks like a parody.

It really is.

great LA is the furry team. just great

They literally just used UAB's logo for Seattle. Jesus.

i knew the fucking logo looked familiar

It wasn't the worst thing. The NFL used it as a development league. It was around for like 17 years. But Europe juts doesn't have the sports culture North America does. Even the MLS has similar attendance numbers to Ligue 1 and La Liga, and that league is a joke around here.

Tampa bay Blitz
LA Riders
Dallas Marauders
DC Hogs
Seattle Slayers
Houston Mustangs
New York Regulators
St. Louis Lords

Who /battlehawk/ ?

>tfw can only cheer for teams called renegades and haven't had a team for 14 years

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Dallas life long here. I know the game hasn’t even started yet but fuck it bros. We did it

pretty sure
is pre lol

This

Are team logos codified or something? SURELY "renegade" can be associated with something besides "train bandit".

No boats. XFL goofed again.

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The only chance the XFL has at success is by poaching top talent, to do this you have to
>get rid of 3 year limit, allow 5 star high school prospects to join instead of going to college
>allow players to smoke weed
>allow players to use HGH for injury recovery

XFL needs to portray itself as the player friendly league. Add in a little bit of WWE drama and you have a solid product

Vince fucked up by not rushing this thing in 2017 when anti-NFL sentiment was at its peak, they probably don't stand a chance now

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He at least responded to it with his whole "NO KNEELING, DAMMIT" edict.

But, I agree, too little too late.

- NY/NJ Hitmen
- Greenbacks (always wears green jersey, remixed dollar as logo)
- Sharks
- Archers
- Dinosaurs
- something oil related
- Leopards
- Emeralds

>something oil related

Drillers? Tappers? Barons?

>Dinosaurs

Who would want to call themselves that? It makes them sound out of touch.

He just ask his buddy Donny to shittalk the NFL during the next Season

i just think Europe (not the uk though) is just so die hard soccer and soccer only. Most other countries/continents have some diversity in their sports pool. A lot of the commonwealth countries follow cricket and rugby fairly closely and the asians countries always did follow baseball and now slowly more basketball. Plus a lot of these countries care about golf and tennis and automotive racing as well.

Surely another LA team will perform better than a team in a city that got absolutely fucked by the NFL and has demonstrated that it will show up for Fleet home games?

Regulaaatorssss mount up

the 3 year rule is already done. there are rumors they wont test for marijauana. they wont allow HGH. they are having their draft in october close to nfl cuts to attract nfl guys who are 3rd string or practice team. the pitch is, come to the xfl and get playing time then maybe go back to the nfl.

XFL needs NBA level of drama and you're good to go

the NCAA isn't gonna like this. they will do everything in their power to bury this league. can't have their precious 5 star recruits get poached.

>Barons
>Houston Barons
I like it

NCAA is slowly dying and losing power. The whole Rich Paul rule in NBA rubbed a lot of people the wrong way and redpilled.

>something oil related
wildca-

i thought the pitch was like the MLS

1) get great players who are near the end of their careers
2) get decent players who arent good enough to be starters in the NFL but are good enough to be consistent backups. And make the pitch they can be starters and have a long career in the XFL for a little less money.

I wish they would adopt a designated player rule like the MLS of no salary cap. Maybe like one quarterback, one offensive and one defensive player per team.

if it catches on maybe. go to the xfl, make some money and still go the nfl after 3 years and make the big bux.

whats the point of this?, why not just create new NFL teams?

Why not just call them the Houston Boilers and run with everything being juuuuuuuuust this side of an outright ripoff

>Drillers? Tappers? Barons?
i cheated and said something oil related because i havent seen a name yet in that category thats better than the Oilers, yet i still think it should be oil related. Barons is the best of those but I still think it's worse than Oilers. I was thinking also maybe Wildcats with a double meaning logo of the oil term and the animal but maybe seems too complicated
>Who would want to call themselves that? It makes them sound out of touch.
I mean yeah but the NBA champions are the Raptors and have the hypest fan party called Jurassic Park so it seems kind of fun.

Cause the NFL is gay

this, the players will make enough to save up for college if their career doesn't pan out anyway

plus they'll be able to train for football 24/7 instead of working around NCAA time limits. I could see a lot of 5 star QBs and RBs doing this so they don't end up like Marcus Lattimore

they do have a pay scale. the starting quarterbacks get payed the most. they're going to sign the best 8 qbs they can before the draft then somehow allocate them to the teams. they know it will fail without decent quarterbacks with recognizable names, so they are being treated differently.

Seattle Soi
Tampa Bay Tampons
St. Louis Losers
Jew York
DC vs Capcom
Dallas Dicks
Houston Hoes
LA Lazy Mexicans

holy fucking cringe, its like a 12 year old came up with this

yeah but imagine if you were a top nfl recruit and you got offered triple what would would have made as like a 6th or 7th pick in the first round

that was my thinking but I still think it's worse than Oilers. also Wildcats is god awful for LA and should've AT LEAST been Leopards since it alliterates

This thread fucking wreaks.

they dont want to dilute the league. nfl starting quarterbacks are really hard to find. if your qb sucks your team sucks. this way although the skill level will drop everyone will be about equal. similar to college football were most of the guys starting are not nfl starters, so it is still competitive and therefore popular. imagine it like relegation except the teams down go down just the players do.

LA Traffic
NY Insider Trading
Houston Strip Clubs
Dallas 2A's (open carry game days)
Seattle Socialism Club
Tampa Bay Retirement Home

There's always a group of high profile college QBs who are late picks or undrafted, like Gardner Minshew

XFL should target them and pay them good money.

maybe in the future. they aren't there yet. i think max salary is like $250,000 for only one guy. then it gets lower from there.

>sp will watch this but not superiour cfl
why?
LA loco

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is the CFL filled with oversized negros in shapely spandex?, if not i shant be watching

QBs who fit this:
Colt Brennan
Tyree Jackson
Brett Rypien
Chad Kelly
Bryce Petty
JT Barrett
Tajh Boyd

The list is endless

cheer on fellow americans or canadians. hmmmmm. plus the wide receiver taking off before the play and the endzone/field goal is gay.

Very smart, you would have exciting high profile guys, that come with large built in fanbases

>open carry game days
I like that. Either you show up with an AR15 or you’re not allowed in. Football, beer and 50,000 live rifles.

Having the whole backfield in motion is galaxy brain and the only thing I like more about the Canadian version of the game

>wide out starts running before the play
>tyreek hill in the endzone before ball even leaves mahomes hand
>dragon every play

I'll be rooting for whoever gets Manziel.

>kap signs with the seattle socialists
>tries to kneel
>texans start shooting at his feet

No one's going to watch this shit lol

Back in the old XFL they were the "Los Angeles Xtreme", which is a stupid as fuck name but actually sort of makes sense for the pun so I can see why they went with it.

Really hope XFL gets a vidya game. Getting pretty tired of Madden.

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i will :( were my /battlelads/ at?

life long guardians fan here

There was an Arena Football game back in the day that played like NFL Blitz.

EA made one too but that was just them slapping the Madden engine into something different.

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me too even if it was a smaller less ambitous title

maybe give a couple mill to those axis football guys to see if they could make a maybe 40 dollar console experience. At least for the first year.

based

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>New York Guardians
Guardians of what exactly?

>kurt warner
>doesn't even have kurt warner on cover

I guess we know why midway went out of business.

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That's a shame. Was hoping they would fight the NFL head on.

Right here

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>LA Wildcats
>New Jersey Guardians of New York City
>DC Defenders
>Dallas Renegades
>Houston Roughnecks
soulless

permanent backseat to local NFL teams

>Tampa
>Seattle
soulless and literal who

should have chosen Orlando and Portland for 0 local competition

>Saint Louis
soul

literally the only based option in the league

this isnt aaf. aaf was a scam from the beginning and had no network partners or money. XFL has money, will air on abc, espn, fox and fs1 and isnt trying to be a farm league. plus they are making rule changes to make if faster and more exciting. changes to kickoff, clock is always running before 2 min warning, no pat, 2 or 3 point play instead.

they need to embrace the coming memes.

confirmed expansion teams

Atlanta Kings
San Francisco Queens
Buffalo Meat
Utah Wives
Boston Drunks
Kansas City Faggots

>Buffalo Meat

I'd be a fan.

The WWE games are made by 2K, so its definitely possible they can involve them in a potential XFL game. I actually think XFL making a game better than Madden would be a huge power move for them and make XFL a more viable product as a whole.

Why didn't they use the New York/New Jersey Hitmen bros? It was the perfect name. It had a direct geographic history with the region that wasn't generic like "Guardians" and a direct correlation with football. Granted, the logo and brand needed updating, but the name was solid nonetheless.

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SOMEBODY

Considering NFL2K was and still is miles better than Madden

>tfw played for the Frankfurt Galaxy

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Yeah. The original XFL names were a lot more compelling and fun. I think they def tried too hard to distance themselves from the old brand, so they went full generic and pc this time.

I resent associating our state with tropical storm systems.

play with anyone who made it to the nfl.

>2k was better than Madden
Go back you contrarion faggot. It goes NCAA > Maddens that come from a year divisible by 3 not including 15 (03, 06, 09, 12, 18) > Blitz > other maddens > 2K

We prefer the term queer, partner

A few. Others went to the CFL. I was on a couple NFL practice squads and played one season for the Texans before going to Europe.

they could literally add the xfl teams, update the graphics and post it and they would be fine for like 2 or 3 years. Build up some money, and go back to developing the game.

Tampafag here.

The name ‘Vipers’ is forever tainted because of the Sopranos.

Can’t root for this team or buy mercy now, fuck.

did you ever actually play in a regular season game in the XFL. As in on the field, made a play etc?

how did yuropeens respond to handegg.

sorry meant NFL

I never played in the XFL. I played in the NFL and NFL Europe. I was offered to play in the CFL towards the end of my career but, I didn't want to.

they loved it

>no LA Devils

Anyone who played in the XFL would be well over 40 by now.

LA Wildfire
LA Earthquake
LA Whatthefuckwherewethinkingnobodycaresaboutfootballinthistown

/Guardians/ Chads where u at?

>shadman.gif

The LA "We could have been far more successful and had an instant fanbase of bitter San Diego fans if we just bought out the rights to the Fleet for like $5"

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Still got a Galaxy jersey.

Fucking based lad.

KWAB

How has no one posted their team descriptions yet? It's a fucking sight.

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>enter their den and be dominated
no furrybait to see here in WILDCATS COUNTRY, no sir

More than just LoL my guy.

Wouldn't be the first time an esports organization has had their logo lifted. I'm like 90% sure the Charlotte Checkers nicked Virtus Pro when they moved from Albany.

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Oh shit a pro athlete. Can I get an autograph? Please sign my pepe

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holy shit who wrote this?

It would be funny if the NY Guardians get a stadium before NYCFC

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Was David Carr as gay irl as he seemed

Did you make enough cash to live the confy life? What position were you? I´d imagine a sp user playing kicker or some shit like that.

I was actually a cheerleader. I put a lot of my money into real estate so I am good now.

L O N D O N
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Midwest Battlehawks Chads ASSEMBLE

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Vince McMahon better hope global warming is not a meme because playing a football season in the dead of winter after the NFL concludes might not be the smartest move

battlehawks will bootyblast the entire xfl

Ayyyy BJ!

B. J. Symons

What's up man? Loved you at Texas Tech

>B. J. Symons
>He retired from Football at the end of 2009. He currently resides in the Houston, TX area where he works in Investment Banking, is married and has three children.

Sounds comfy. He had sex at least 3 times good for him

what if he just had sex once and had triplets?

Could be in vitro

German women love American men, he was probably fucking multiple nightly

Life is like toilet paper. You're either on a roll... or you're taking shit from some asshole.

Now you faggots are messaging me on Twitter this is why no one ever admits to being famous here.

>Yea Forums
Defenders
>Reddit
The rest

How's it feel to almost throw 6000 yds in a season.

If you work in investment banking in Texas that's good though you aren't taking shit from anyone

This is embarrassing. The man threw for 6000 yards in a season. Respect his privacy

pics, or didn't happen

>admitting to being famous on Yea Forums is a bad idea
woah shit dude really? gonna go tell my agent

oof!

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Go huff some more meth

You guys really are faggots

He's white? I assumed he was black since he played in the NFL. How disappointing

He played QB

>people who weren't alive for the first XFL can now post here.

topkek

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You motherfuckers

one of us!

It was WWF shit. What do you really think they showed?

link?

Who here /viperslifelong/

>St. Louis Battlehawk
Why not name it synonymous to the Rams?

I like the XFL cause it’s not full of cucks and is built on loving America. Hope they limit nogs to the based ones

The XFL failed in 2001 because of the wwf kayfabe and wrestling promos. People just wanna watch fucking football without some storyline.

Who Battlehawks here?
>Not naming it the Battering Rams

>XFL debuted and collapsed in 2001

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>W-we're with da Vipas!

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Where are the Las Vegas Outlaws?

I guess they couldn't bring 1 original team back.

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They couldn't even use one of the names? Could it be a copyright issue? I know fuck-all about how this new XFL is coming to be, but I guess they don't want to use the edgy names from the 2001 version.

>NCAA is slowly dying and losing power.
NCAA will die in a few years if they eliminate a ton of rules that has been plaguing them for years.

>player gets hurt on the "toss up scramble"
>huge ratings originally
>steady decline each week
>added more WWF type storyline to try and get people back
>still fail

That's all I remember about the original XFL. I don't know how this one is going to be any different truthfully. This was back when people couldn't get enough football and the league collapsed. It was even in baci cable.

>Battlehawks
not Arch Holes

why the hell did this guy think his idea for the xfl was actually good.

This is the biggest faggot in all of sports media

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The AAF names and branding was better than this shit.

BattleChad reporting for duty

DC Diddlies

Stlbro here. Yeah, the BattleHawks name is kinda dumb, but that logo tho...

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I kinda want their name the battering rams.

youtube.com/watch?v=FpbpsViIrY8

>no Portland team
I guess I'm Seattle Dragons

GOOD TO GO
DAL, HOU, STL

JUST OK
SEA, WDC

PICK A NEW NAME
TB, LA, NYC

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>actually you guys lost the war of 1812
Remind me again which army was standing in whose country at the end of the war?

So they've had these names ready to go since late last year?

Why the hell did it take so long for the announcement?

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Hey man, this is a bit of a side question but how did you like life in Frankfurt?

I'm very curious because i live in Frankfurt (for work reasons) and I wonder what Americans would think about this shithole

The accounts just said XFL New York or whatever state the team was from. They changed them all today with the announcement.

Can't speak for the rest of them but the Battlehawks for STL is because of Boeing and, before they were acquired by Boeing, McDonnell Douglas being based out of St. Louis.

>tfw this happens in every sport

Vince should have claimed the AAF so they can have two conference. Either, I’m excited for XFL and go Battlehawks!

boeing is a seattle company

perfect

Maybe we'll get the MLB team, the Portland Nonbinaries or something

My new team will be the one that gets Kaepernick.

that dragon is literally the same exact dragon UAB uses.

The Tampa Bay Vipers.

Looks like Andrew didnt get his dads hair

There's alot of trash names and meh logos, hope the football is good but probably not.

They're actually a Chicago based company but they have a big presence in STL thanks to acquiring MDD.

>Kaepernick ever playing again
He got his money and he's more famous being mad online than he was for being a bad QB.

The Roughnecks are going to boobyblast your shit teams those are just facts

Vipers look like a fucking esports team

Battlecock bros where you at

Fleet x Battlehawks broship.

FIGHT AND WIN!!!!

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Tampa Bay Pirates
Seattle Seals/Evergreen/Reign
LA Stars (Like movie stars get it)
Houston Revolution
St, Louis Sound
New York Rush
DC Justice
Dallas Pioneers/Drive

I want one last badass XFL promo from the deadman

>St, Louis Sound
Easy there 2K

seattle is where boeing was founded and it's the largest employer in the state of washington, even though the executive offices are elsewhere

Well then shit, I'll just go with the McDonnell Douglas angle then.

Its a good team name for that city regardless

based and laxpilled

Seattle Evergreen is the NHL team

The Roughlets are gonna get blown the fuck out by the based Wildchads

more like wildfags

Seattle Draggin deez nuts on your chin

Surprised that every city they chose already has an NFL team except St. Louis.

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More like ShittyKitties

What was that fan of the brokeback bandits? I couldn't hear you over the smell of my paws.

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Who the fuck are they marketing to? This shit reads like something you would see in a novel for teenagers

san antonio is the primary location for officer training for the Air Force

Checking in. Defenders are the real DC football team. They play in DC, they have the better stadium, and fuck Daniel Snyder.

Wildcunts and their shit fans are the cancer killing the XFL

Means they already have stadiums capable of holding big crowds for NFL games. Not that this league will get more than 20k a game.

The XFL will come out at the perfect time. If the NFL doesn't solve the CBA issue that is coming up soon I can see NFL players moonlighting with the XFL.

Because he is an idiot.

>Renegades

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St Louis Sound would work if their cheerleaders were exclusively male.

Will they be allowed to use the stadiums? Some NFL teams own their own stadiums. Even if they don't, they are primary tenant and cashcow. I just figured they'd try to target a few markets that aren't served by NFL. Like San Antonio, Orlando, or Portland.

He's going to be Seattle's OC, right?

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literally who

Dont step to the Wildchads humanfag or your team will get penetrated by our brutal offense.

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I thought the same thing, and yet, outside of the little clip, there's no aviation theme to the logo at all. Like the couldn't decide between an aviation/jet theme and a medieval warbird theme, so they went with neither. Fucking weird and has nothing to do with STL, unlike most of the other teams.

Where are they going to play?

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yeah dude it's brutal how bad your offense is

So do we know the big differences between the XFL and NFL yet? like rule changes, eligibility out of college, etc?

who /Team 9/ here?

This seems like a colossal waste of money. There's just no avenue for this product to be successful when the NFL is hoarding all of the talent. I just don't see how this doesn't fail miserably.

> In order to speed up the pace of play, the XFL plans to use timing rules similar to the Arena Football League where the clock continuously runs except in the final two minutes of each half. The XFL is reportedly also exploring the possibility of recruiting players not yet eligible for the NFL Draft, including recent high school graduates.

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CBA is up in 2020, relations between the NFL and NFLPA are at an all time low. If the 2020 season goes well enough to stay afloat and the NFL is well and truly shut down for a year it's open fucking season.

But we get to shitpost for a few weeks and that's what counts.

Except they're already negotiating new deals and regulations and the NFLPA already has a close direct link with the NFL while it has zero established relationship with the XFL. The benefits are not going to get better for XFL players. Do you know nothing of McMahon's history in how he treated his wrestlers?

these are worse than the fucking overwatch league

absolutely embarrasing

Audi Field where DC United play

>where the clock continuously runs except in the final two minutes of each half.

fucking magical idea right there.

>Still have to walk a mile from Navy Yard
FUCK

I know very well how Vinnie Mac treats his employees. But I also know that they're literally banking on the CBA talks going poorly and football players wanting to work. Not the big names mind you, the Rodgers and Donalds of the world, but the backups who could actually really use that money? Your Josh Rosen's and Tarik Cohen's? They'll probably want in if the CBA doesn't get worked out.

Kek what a bitch

uh what about the hudson valley renegades? they're a Single-A Short Season baseball team in the New York-Penn league

But they'll try not to be. They'll fail but that's beside the point.

Lasted a decade or two

>Wildcats
>OwO

Vince has the type of fuck you money that could make this intriguing.

The first xfl he had partners and he said was his biggest mistake. He's aole owner now.

All it takes is him throwing 100 mil at someone like Tua and it becomes must watch, and legitimate.

I already know the Vipers are going to be the worst team.

Really, the only good team we're missing is the LV Outlaws

Wtf New York has the worst name and logo. How am I supposed to root for that shit?

All he needs to do to make me watch is not make it football flavored mandrama again

Since Day one DC bros that logo is hype

the real interesting aspect to the XFL is that it circumvents the NCAA. If it indeed takes off, you could see 18 year olds skipping college in favor of the XFL. They spend a year or two playing springball and then sign lucrative deals with NFL teams.

Ross 2K20

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sorry man, LA takes the cake in this regard

That's probably the ideal realistic situation for them. A few 5 star's here and there will take the XFL into a clear #2. And then if you can get a few of those big names to stay as the league gets bigger then you have the unrealistic dream scenario.

I thought we got over letters as logos in like 1920s with baseball
Especially when your name is fucking wildcats so you have a million things to choose from

This shit looks like the fake team names Grand Theft Auto games have.

>TFW No B.J. Smith as head coach of GTAV-era Vice City Mambas

'ate the Wildcats
'ate the Renegades
'ate the Roughnecks
'ate the Cattlesocks
Love me Dragons

Simple as.

this desu senpai

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Who here battlehawk, formerly stallion

Fucking love the Outlaws logo.

Fuck off St. Louis, the only two good things you contribute to the Midwest is your Arch and your Zoo.

>tfw gonna be supporting a team that makes mlels soi drinkers seethe for ruining their precious "pitch"
it's such a satisfying feeling, I'm unironically considering season tickets for the Defenders

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Some Overwatch tier shit quality we got here. Id say one year and this league folds.

>hey can i copy your homework
>sure, just dont make it too obvious

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>florida
>DUDE GATORS LMAO

can't we have something else for once? swamp thing? dragonflies? methheads? idk just something else

gonna have to be a NY fan just because gargoyles are one of the coolest ideas for a sports team mascot ever

>Tampa Bay Florida Men

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>We are opening the XFL to expand to markets that don't have NFL teams

>Seattle
>Tampa Bay
>Houston
>Dallas
>Washington
>Los Angeles (2 teams)
>New York (3 teams)

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NFL ON SUICIDE WATCH

how the fuck is dragons related to wa? we dont even have celts history here. closet thing is bruce lee grave.

>You have one of the largest and most passionate fanbases in NFL
Like one out of four football fans in DC are Cowboys fans. Shit's disgusting.

>>doesn't even have kurt warner on cover
Do you not see the quarterback on the cover?

Vipers looks like a vagina

None of the teams are where it gets deep freeze cold.

seattle and NY get hit with blizzards but it's no midwest

Vancouver Titans have the best logo/name combo

Quick, who to band wagon?

>be elite level high school football player
>graduate high school
>play college football for $0 with a miniscule chance of getting drafted by the NFL

OR

>graduate high school
>sign with the XFL
>make millions of dollars
>sign with the NFL after 4 years
>make tens of millions of dollars

No Goy no. What will you do without edumacation?

>startled_jew.jpeg

AAF cucked them out of the non-NFL markets

I'm jumping on the Guardians

>The at Louis
Negroids

>LA Wildcats
Fucking trash. Should have gone with the original Extreme.

>seattle
>blizzards
are you sure you know what you're talking about

What's your team?

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Vince you are out of your goddamn mind
I hope this endeavor finally sends you to the loony bin and away from WWE forever

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These are pretty crap honestly, I expect more.

>Atlanta Legends - gay strip clubs
elaborate

>people surprised the boomer run league is looking retarded

y

Who lifelong /guardians/ fan here

Really stretching it for most of these

Don't know if I wanna be a Dallas Renegade or DC Defender

where my battlehawk niggas at

Renegade. Raise hell.

>expecting more from minor league sports

team 9 lifelong reporting in

>those fuckhuge stadiums in the Eastern conference
Was DC the only realist in this league?

Would've been funny if they took over the Nats park

>Kevin Gilbride back to coach
fuckin neato

It'd be a much easier to get to at least

Except the NFL will make it clear they won't take on players who play in the XFL. Which will starve the XFL.

This game was awesome

I live here
just this winter we got a storm that lasted weeks and at one point gave us 3 feet of snow in the span of 4 days
I'd call that a blizzard

Tampa Bay Tampons

>Blitz
too close to one of our other teams

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Lawful Good: Guardians
Neutral Good: Defenders
Chaotic Good: Roughnecks
Lawful Neutral: Dragons
True Neutral: AAF
Chaotic Neutral: Battle Hawks
Lawful Evil: Vipers
Neutral Evil: Renegades
Chaotic Evil: Wildcats

LADS, the NFL just leaked their fucking team names and logos. thoughts???

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>New york logo is just NY. fucking wow
>Buccaneers looks like a fucking fake video game team
>what the fuck is a Browns???
>A regular tiger?
>who approved a dolphin wearing a retard helmet?
>What the fuck is a "Sea Hawk"
>Another NY team that just says NY.

>a fucking color

lol this shit is gonna fold in a month

How is this league doing anyway?
I haven't heard jack shit about it since the first week

>a fookin HELMET
and wtf is that dolphin lmao

you fuckboys won't be laughing when the dolphin beats up the bird and tiger and brown cause they didn't wear helmets.

this is the most retarded thing I've seen. Only the roughnecks and renegades are at all similar to the "originals", and those aren't that bad.

I think the teams are uncreative as hell and absolute shit, but this is stupid.

>see the vipers logo
>salright.mp3
>notice the snek fangs
>mfw

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but the brown is a helmet

>2 fuckin letters. "yeah man remember 9/11 we are PATRIOTS" with the red white blue color scheme. giants must refer to their resident's noses and crime rates
>hee hee hoo hoo we dug up a fun old timey word for the literal scum of society that did nothing but murder rape pillage and steal. fitting name for floridians
>DUDE remember when texas was a country dude? dude do you remember dude? we was yee hawin and shit dude
>a fucking color, no logo so we picked the helmet. just lol
>ooh scary tiger you'd better eat your frosted flakes or watch out. fuck outa here with that furshit
>dolphin with a sperg helmet. another fantastic representation of the average floridian. also FUCK these disgusting colors
>hey man we took two birds and combined them into one thing. what? no dude it's not dumb it's cool dude please
>i actually wouldn't mind this one if it didn't have the FUCKING NY pasted in the background
there's no way these deviantart rejects are making it to their second seasons

>Jets
>No jet on their logo

0/10 shit team.

Who else here is a Wildchad

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Coping XFL fuccbois. We've had designs like the XFL before. They're called Arena Football teams. The NFL designs are simple, but iconic. The XFL teams are shitty and generic with just a hint of Arena Football.

Enjoy AAF 2.0 while it lasts.

LA Riot
Tampa Bay Bloodletters
St.Louis Boom Boom Boyz
Seattle Reign
New York Nightmare
Houston pit dogs
DC Authority

>attendance
Actually it was because they were paying the players WAY too much.

Can Canada join this one? Wish we could integrate into NFL already.

RASCZAKS ROUGHNECKS!!

Just asking for a lawsuit

for what

Tampa Bay Bull Sharks
Seattle Sonics (fuck David Stern)
The LA Riot
Houston Hammers
St Louis Bullets (highest murder rate per 100000)
New York Timbermans
DC Thieves
Dallas Renegades is pretty based tbhf

Put Johnny fucking Rico for the roughnecks

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Dallas Desperados
Houston Heathens
Los Angeles Lepers
New York Necromancers
Seattle Serial Killers
St Louis Slums
Tampa Bay Terrorists
Washington War Criminals

not him but Blacklists are Illegal in most states if proof can be shown plus what team would turn down a steal undrafted player if he shows out in the xfl?

>Paris Eternal

>Tampa Bay Swampass (their mascot is a donkey)
>Seattle Justice Warriors
>L.A. Sellouts
>Houston Pumpers
>St. Louis Archers
>New York Gentry
>D.C. Insiders
>Dallas Rodeo Clowns

>Tampa Crackheads
>Seattle Socialists
>LA Poverty Liners
>Dallas Egotists
>Houston Forgettables
>DC Crooks
>STL Bumfucks
>NY Jewtropolitans

Pretty much, also I agree. There’s no way to black ball one player in a 32 team league unless said player isn’t that great and negatively impacts the business model (kap)

If a player is great, then the league expressly banning him would be the only way 1/32 teams doesn’t bid on him.

These teams are cringe. They should have went as safe with this shit as possible. They already failed once. People are ready to laugh and hope they fail again. This doesn't help their image at all.

Tampa Bay Virgins
Seattle Dorks
Los Angeles Pussycats
Houston Rednecks
St. Louis Fighting Cocks
New York Mossad
DC PCs
Dallas Reparations

What counts as safe? That's basically what these are besides maybe the Renegades, it's not close to the 90's edgelord crap they tried to do before