What a lad

What a lad

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dude thinks he's fucking pele lmao

Wonder what his next project will be, after football.

Has he taught his son about stable relationships with women yet?

HARDWORK

What is going through his mind at this exact moment ?

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>Where is mom?

>Where is Dad #2?

>mfw when all these poor people are talking to my dad
>mfw mommy is gone to Ibiza so no supermodel tiddy for the weekend
My money is him going down the Beckham route and focusing on his brand, particularly clothes/modeling

here is ronaldo. HAVE SEX

>i'm hungry
>torino is fucking boring, i miss madrid
>what's poking me in the back?
>why is dad standing on his toes?
>messi is the GOAT

KEK

#MPGA 2024

>Mother literally signed her rights away at birth and left you
>Dad is a jetsetting closeted homo who's never around
>Stepmum is a 25 year old model who spends her entire life parading her ass around in a bikini
Yeah, this kid must be fucked in the head.

>tfw you jerk off to your 25 year old supermodel step mom for the eighth time today because your dad is too busy looking in mirrors and asking his bf if his bulge looks good in these pants

Why didn't ak he also ask why he raped that woman and how he escaped punishment for that and avoiding paying taxes?

Who is ronaldo's bf, Yea Forums?

You think Chris is saddened by how dark his son turned out?

No because he fucked a brown woman. he knew that damn well

>his family won't let him meet his real mother
>meanwhile, in his short life, already had two 'mothers'
>forced by his father to play sports at a competitive level since age 2 or 3
>the apparently rigorous education only applies to the sports performance level. on an educational level, he has no one to teach him - the kid doesn't even know his complete name
>no friends allowed in his house, no normal kids' play
>every once in a while a parade of half-naked, tanned men enter his house and get in the pool with his father, confusing ronaldo jr. even more

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Did he tho? Maybe he isn't intelligent enough to realise that

Ronald is literally a machine, built from nothing to beat the most gifted player on the planet.

Invade France

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Having gay sex

>I wish I had a hot mommy like Thiago
>My dad is a flaming homo
>I will never shake the deep emptiness off and will jump off a bridge at 23

Oppressive pushy boomer-type parenting is horrible for a kid's soul and never helped anyone achieve anything.
We should kill all capitalist boomers

>at 23
more like at twenty TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

he already did though in 2016

>all these soft cunts ITT who weren't raised to be a man
Ronaldo is creating the next GOAT

Lionel Andres Messi Cuccittini

Junior has that thousand yard stare

He's ironically singing xanny by billie eilish

Is anyone actually surprised? The guy got to the place he's in because he worked his ass off. Outside of his faglord shit he's an absolute machine on the pitch. Dude is probably not as stupid as people think, I'm sure he knows exactly why and how he got to the top.

>avoiding paying taxes?
That only makes him more based. You'd think a Russian of all people would loath taxes.

>black son

lol

like a true king, watching his army winning for him

>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

how can he relate to a test tube baby

Having an Instagram slut mother is very damaging to a boy’s development. They can’t raise children. He will be addicted to drugs in his teens

>with hard work and dedication, you can achieve anything you want

Except winning world cups, LMAO

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>the weak should fear the strong