/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - 72 HOURS TO GO BOYS edition

I get it Paulo, the rage that you feel from Paratici standing in the way of your dream move to Inter is fair enough. But don't let it mold you, before you know it you start spouting incel-like stuff like that

>Thursday could well be decisive, because there are rumours that his wife and agent Wanda Nara will be in Capri for a photoshoot.
Vlahovic exists

Sottil is the next big thing

HAVE SEX GUYS LOL

>decisive
How many 'decisive' weeks have we had with Dzeko?

>An ecological disaster is happenning right now at the Amazonas
>A shit ton part of the forest has been burning for 16 days
>/pol/ is celebrating it because "the amazon is run by jooz"
What the hell is wrong with this people again?

sexbots literally when? I mean it's almost 2020

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no you

? why

Imagine if Milan actually cared about midfield as much as they care about attack

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>Riomma

whats the difference between a sex bot and a hooker ?

Hey I'm saving myself for >her and her only

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sexbots won't laugh at me

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yeah here we go again

Sell her to me Bogdan.

So is my boy Dibby staying?
Will Paratici get rid of Rugani and the other fuckers?
When will JJ disclose Sarri's cancer?

how is the category with "in cane" girls called in porn? not really thicc or chubby, just with a bit of extra meat

>watching porn

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Finish your Fantacalcio squads ffs

Look for a Valentina Nappi video and see if there's a term between the categories that suits that

In dog

Roma and soft-tissue injuries.
Name a more iconic duo

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>Spinazzola
>Staying not injured for more than a month at a time

Mandatory

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Remember when the deal went through and Romanisti were pissed about it saying he was going to be permanently injured and juventini kept seething because muh match against Atletico? Yup

A professional hooker won't laugh at you either. It's in her interest to make you come back.

Defrel to Samp. Loan with obligation to buy at 15m

neymar close to juve, exchange dybala + €

>diarrhea AND a headache
Someone kill me please. That being said, at least it's not as terrible as vomiting and having a headache. When that happens I unironically think of killing myself just to end my misery.

holy crap dude get yourself checked

It doesn't happen often, I just got food poisoning. Still, I hate the feeling.

Meant to reply to

I just looked up where exactly Kyrgyzstan is, didn't expect it to be so far east that it shares a longitude with India

Neat

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They bought 2 midfielders alredy and Jack is back as well
Kessie(Krunic)---Bennacer (Biglia)---Paquetà(Jack,Chala)
this is a good midfield, on the other hand Castillejo is unironically starting in attack, replacing him is obviously a priority

ahahah that's what you get for getting in bed with JJ

Will there be a swap deal between Neymar and Dybala?

CUTE
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love u 2 bb, can't wait till u come back from your holiday

No way, neymar's salary is too high and I don't think they will sell dybala at the end

I think I finally get it now
Nerman to JJ in exchange of Dybala, who will be immediately swapped with Lautaro. Then Nerman will move to Barca in exchange of Messi who will be immediately sent to Inter in exchange of Icardi.
Delightfully devilish don beppe

One has herpes one doesn't

That's a damn shame. This is my cousin. Doesn't he look identical to Dybala?

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Das it mayne

Dybala makes my pp swell up and your cousin doesn't. So that's a no from me

does roma have the coolest badge in existence? (of course after the older roma badges)

Literally just give us the title lads

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well their attack is shit sooooooooo they care just about the same since the midfield is still shit.

You can turn a sexbot into a housewife

Midfield isn't shit at all. Paqueta - Bennacer - Kessié is nice.

>tfw living in Kyrgyzstan is literally a Rimworld scenario

just how dead is ribery actually

Solid 10th place

Based. Fuck their shit plans up Alé

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half dead. he can squeeze at most two decent matches and a half assed one

Kyrgyzbro, evef been to Tajikistan?

You now remember Amantino Mancini

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>Zappacosta is a loan until january with an option to extend it to june
not even Petrachi trusts him that much lmao
You mean Foggia's manager and former raper Amantino Mancini?

is he still in prison?

user, I...

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>22m + two promising youngsters for a virgin and his blow up doll
yikes

*delusion intensifies*

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Solid formation selection

I'll be surprised if he can play 15 full games

How does a Serie D club afford a former international player like him?
And holy shit Foggia is in Serie D again

>blowing it all on defense and having shitters in attack
literally the opposite of what you should do

>balotelli: 19
wew la - will it be worth the gamble?

He's the manager

If hes utilized as a power sub, he will be good. Just have to be careful as hes still injury prone

Was thinking of getting him, he usually does very well in the first months at a new club

he's fat as fuck now, he wont be ready to play soon, there are better choice for his price imo

roma gettin zaniolo'd

Why was Balotelli so traumatized by the 2012 euro?
Did Italy threw away world cup 2014 because of this nigger?

Hi boomer

Fras are we really buying Messi, Dybala and Milinkovic Savic this summer ?

He wasn't traumatized by the euro 2012 at all. He was traumatized by the death of his dad and the WC 2014 after when they used him as a scapegoat for no reason.

His first year at Milan was literally his best year in his whole career.

Yes, and the Suning Laboratories™ are resurrecting Facchetti as we speak fra

There truly has never been a better time to be an Interista

That would be 08-09
Why are you feeding the gay toothpaste?

I'd rather they turn Zanetti 20 again

What do you mean? He wasn't even a regular starter that year. And I'm talking about his first year with Milan (he arrived in the winter mercato). He was scoring near a goal a game, qualified Milan for the last time in CL and was the leader of the nazionale during the qualification. His worse season by far came right after that, after the WC 2014.

youtube.com/watch?v=6vptGGWhcwM
He randomly had that great season at Nice as well

I only ever went on 1 date with a guy, but the moment I feelt the coarse hair of his chin I noped out hard and never ever doubted my sexuality ever again

>He was scoring near a goal a game, qualified Milan for the last time in CL
He scored like 10 penalties, and Milan was pushed hard into cl zone by referees

I think we can all agree. El Shaarawy at his best for Milan was better than Balo

>at his best
was that like 5 months for both of them

>play fifa career mode
>choose milan
>immediately sell the roach, shitso, riro, biglia, and all the dead wood like mortovivo, boringni, and bertolacci
>close the game
it felt good fras

His first year at Inter Milan you mean

>Celar and Riccardi 17m
>Roma basically gets rugani for free but somehow we are the bad guys

I'm really scared guys, how long do we have left?
I've never actually lived my life, I don't want to spend the rest of the few years humanity has left just surviving everyday with a useless job I hate, what's the point?

I would gladly gather all my savings and spend them in a week that I can truly live at full unlike the rest of my life and then shoot myself in the grand canyon or some other desolated majestic place, but I will never find the balls.

And even if I found the balls my money would be stuck in a bank for a couple of years anyway.

Why can't I just be rich? I don't care about luxury or pointless stuff, I just want enough to live in peace until I die in peace

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I had it three days ago but I'm already horny, cazzo

The first has infinite stamina

Let's hope for the best, fradi

>implying you aren't done in 5 minutes tops

user asked for their differences, not mines
Or your projecting ones

Sex robot has a gps tracker.. oh wait

Sleep tight /seriea/

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Godspeed based Netherland friend

Born for BBC (big bosnian cock)
Also night

3>2>1

Just had sex with ur mom LOL

Hell yeah my man.

According to Sky Correa's agent is in Milano to close the deal with Milan. They are "just" waiting for Silva to fuck off
Sooo... nothing new

Sauce now

The blockbuster deal of Milan's summer is... Fucking Correa. I won't even feel satisfied when he will finally sign.

>Mediaset: Atletico Madrid accept #ACMilan's €42m Correa offer

>Atalanta reached a base of an agreement with Milan to sign Laxalt on loan with option to buy that would become mandatory after reaching certain targets [@DiMarzio]

Silva resta.

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I'd rather have Memphis Depay.

we all do user, we all do...

What's with Slovakian defenders and #37? Skrinar and Skrtel both wear that number.

Name 37 famous or relevant Slovaks

Maxi Lopez is the father of Icardi's sons, if by any chance Crotone is promoted next year we may see them both on the same pitch

You know this occurred several times already do you

Yeah but the possibility of seeing it again brings me keks to my heart

>Balotelli won't play for the first 4 matches because of a french ban sentence
Off with the right foot lmao

Tiffany Thompson, Francesca and Little Caprice respectively

why isn't your cousin black like you?

Dank je

Veel plezier

I've never heard of any famous or revelant Slovak. They were the Jannetties of Czechoslovakia.

>all my savings
Doubt you can stretch 3 beers over 7 days and claim living at the fullest

There a white south africans user, as well as white brazilians, not that you have ever seen one thou

come di
>waba wa baba u baba wababa wababa wabaab babaabab

2>3>1

How would you know how much money I have?

Watch this.

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Why don't you fuckers put your players in their respective roles? You're triggering me so hard

Fantacomfy admin pls accept my shitty team. I've already completed it.

There is no requirement for that tho.

I picked """shitters""" in attack 'cause I wanted to be a hipster and not get Dzeko, Quagliarella, tsuuuuu, and other usual suspects. Don't think I overspent on D desu, the worst part about my team is the absolutely biased midfield which gives me exactly 0% chance of winning.

Looks ok, thought about Ruiz myself, but I imagine he'll be rotated with that new guy Napoli signed.

I'm motivating them into becoming more complete players

I know, it's a matter of decency

Hey /seriea/, is this shirt legit or scam?

futfanatics.com.br/camisa-inter-de-milao-retro-1964

Clearly a scam

ok thanks lad, I thought that it was weird, because it's missing the crest

Boss will dominate serie a, mark my word.

I've added everyone man

based

No, why?

Rugani to Roma for 25m + half the primavera squad, the entire media center, 4 supplì, the wolf statue at the entrance of Trigoria and 5 reserved parking spots in the new stadium.

>core de sta città
Lmao not even Inter in their lowest years went so low

Two more days and footy kino is back on the menu

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Fantacomfy friends, can we reach a gentlemen's agreement about not abusing the mercato being open after the first matchday to field 11 top players without subs and then switching to a more balanced team right before it closes?
I actually started to think the F1 system would be better to avoid abusers from getting a headstart from the first two matchdays, but if we at least informally agree not to abuse it it'll be fine
>inb4 autism

The F1 system would actually favour this strat because it would give much more points of advantage. If you don't field absolute dogshit (and you probably won't since we didn't draft players) you will still get around 55 points even without goals, and even the best team can't go much past 70. In the worst case scenario your disadvantage will be less than a matchday worth of points with 36 ones left. Plus il calcio è strano Beppe, maybe er tendina will dab on JJ once again and the best striker of the day will be Lapadula.

Kalinic Welcome to A.S Juve B

Skills/Goals/Bidone dell'anno 2018

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viola is gettin gud players but they have smiling montella

Wrong side of the GRA, user.

I'm too lazy to look into what you are suggesting there and to apply it to my team so you can count on me.

Happy birthday you big Argentinian bull!

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Same

How famous is Valentina Shevchenko in Kyrgyz?

Less famous than Valentina Nappi, but more famous than Valentina Tereshkova

havent looked at my team since i made it
hopefully they let you replace players who transferred away from tim's cereAl

She's famous, UFC is quite big here although i never understood what's big deal about throwing two apes in a cage and let them kill themselves. Boxing > mm"""a"""
I'd question that statement since we're former soviet republic

You were one of my favorite posters in /seriea/ until this comment user.
Imagine being a great martial artist like Petrosyan and some women who's biggest achievement is getting blasted in the ass is more famous than you l m a o.

My friends sold me on watching Conor and Habibi fight live at 7 in the morning and it was gayer than homosexual pornography, not to mention it was a borefest. The only thing i remembered was that crazy dagi almost broke conor's neck at the end and then his rat dagi mates chimped out and broke into the octagon. How can you watch that shit? Prime Paquiao was actually exciting to wach

sportparma.com/parma-calcio/chi-si-rivede-manenti-vuole-acquistare-il-genoa.html
FRAS
HE'S BACK

Well, Khabib was always going to put a beatdown on an out of shape Conor. Watch Romero vs Whittaker 2, Jones vs Gus or Stipe vs DC for a better, more evenly matched fight.
What really interests me in MMA is seeing strikers at their full range with many different martial arts in play, as well as the grappling sequences mixed with the striking.
I do understand how the grappling might put off some people who prefer their fighters to stand and bang, especially if you don't understand what's going on.

They would've if there wasn't a historical rivalry

This remembers me the David's swap when jewe wanted De Rossi and Aquilani, hope this turns out the same way

The only thinking man's combat sport is BJJ and even that is boring as fuck to watch unless you train yourself and can understand and interpret what exactly is going on due to how anticlimactic everything looks.
People who watch cancer like wrestling need to unironically have sex

*reminds

>implying that matters to vulture chinks
Face it user, Roma is an empty husk until that damn stadium gets built

this
i really can't be bothered to destroy the team and start again from scratch

DON'T SWAP RICCARDI

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>After buying Ribery, Viola is trying to bring another important player to Florence. The Commisso club is in fact trying to close the deal with Sassuolo to get to Berardi. For the Neroverde striker, according to the Corriere dello Sport, Fiorentina has put 30 million euros on the plate (loan with purchase obligation). The solution would be pleasing to the player, but Sassuolo will first have to find a replacement.

>Udinese is about to close a surprise shot. According to Tuttudinese.com, the Friulians would have got their hands on Marcus Edwards, a young winger owned by Tottenham who played on loan at the Excelsior in Eredivisie last season.

>Almost everything was done for the transfer of Rugani to Rome. Only the players to be exchanged in favor of the Bianconeri are missing to close the agreement between Juventus and the Giallorossi. One certainly will be Alessio Riccardi, the other will be one of Devid Bouah and Zan Celar.

Is he really that good? For a 10M valuation he might be worth selling

fratelli is the sanchez to inter deal happening or do i cancel my shirt order?

Unclear, Manure realized how cheap they were giving Sanchez and changed their mind, now they want Inter to pay for majority of the wages
Inter won't budge so unless they come to their senses and revert to the original agreement, it's not happening

And the only reason why Manure want this is because Roma agreed to the same terms as Inter and since Inter have more money compared to poor Roma, >we should pay more than originally agreed to

Does this mean Icardi-Dybala swap?

No, Icardi is not going to Juventus, Zhang was clear on this.
We either sell Icardi for cash if he changes his mind about Napoli and go for SMS, or Icardi stays and we go for Vidal. And some literally who third rate striker.

There could also be a cash offer for Dybala, I'm saying that unironically. Although a first striker would make more sense for Inter currently

Likely Inter-tier scenario is that literally nothing happens, Marotta comes to his senses and reintegrates Icardi into the squad to use him as a 4th striker here and there and to aslo bring his price back up a little bit

yeah its wierd. getting sanchez would make dybala deal obsolete from inters view. so rube would be forced to use money.

also icardi staying would make him a decent back up lukaku if snachez comes

>also icardi staying would make him a decent back up lukaku if snachez comes
You must be kidding right, both Conte and the board have been clear, Icardi won't play for Inter anymore.

Unlikely. Apparently today is his last day to accept Napoli, if he refuses he stays

yeah but if he doesnt leave then what is inter gonna do

Basic training to keep him fit then try to loan him out in january. Sooner or later he'll either accept Riomma or Nabule or come back crawling. I seriously doubt Jj needs him of all strikers

Pay his wage. From the moment they told "icardi will never rejoin the team" it was either sell him for 40m or pay his wage

On an unrelated note, how is the cocaine situation in FLorence?

>Cetin: "I'm strong, on the same level as my team mates"
Damn I like someone this cocky

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He had a shit season tbqh but the point is you're swapping him and Celar or Bouah for fucking Rugani, the future NT token nigger. And you even have to put 20m+.
We're sacrificing promising players for a really mediocre one.

>on the same level as my team mates
That's not exactly something to be bragging about

imagine having this cringefest in the team
youtube.com/watch?v=Sk6zkOc9SKY

Imagine having the guy moving weirdly next to him haha

One of the worst years in recent memory when it comes to kits

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that just means he's equally shitty

Agreed. The only good ones are parma and genoa third kit, and both have crosses on the front. Speaking of kits, pic related should be arriving in about a week or two

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when even samp fucks up horribly you know it's a cursed year

I like Brescia and Hellas, that's it

What the fuck were Sassuolo thinking

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1164507025004539904
Fiorentina could realistically win the 2011 scudetto

Lad, it's smile-man

Milan home is great, Roma third is kino as fuck, Samp home is great as usual and i like JJ away as well

>inter's oblique sponsor stripes
Why?

I only now saw Roma's third, I didn't know it was real, just saw the leaked mockup months ago. Actually looks good with the color and indigo blue mixed with yellow is not bad.
Milan's stripes are too thin.

>Milan's stripes are too thin
Nothing's wrong with that

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>GdS: Bennacer impresses in training, but Biglia will start against Udinese
I'm getting Caldara vibes from this. Can't wait until Ismael tores his ACL twice

I'm not saying it's clashing with ideas or tradition, just to me, from an aesthetic point of view, it's sort of... fancesitting, netiher here nor there. I'd either go pinstripe or proper slightly thicker stripes.

It's supposed to be a homage to Inter's 89/90 away kit. A pretty shitty homage though.

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Also, Sky showed this a few days back as supposedly leaked third kit.

nst.sky.it/immagini/sport/calcio_italiano/2019/08/18/terze_maglie/738-462/inter3.jpg

Sorry for posting links like a pleb, I still can't post images because >jannies

>It's supposed to be a homage to Inter's 89/90 away kit
They should've just made that kid as their third and keep straight stripes on home kit. Nike's designer who started mashing up kits is retarded

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>Atalanta have agreed terms with Milan and Uruguay left-back Diego Laxalt ahead of a loan with option to buy.

yfw gasp will unlock laxalt

KINO
CHINO

Looks good to me.
No need to be a snob

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imagine paying 40m for fucking Rugani jesus christ why is Roma sucking JJ's dick so much this summer?

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giallorossi.net/roma-calvo-potrebbe-essere-promosso-direttore-generale/
here you go user

I like Cagliari Home, Sassuolo Away and Udinese Away

>to field 11 top players without subs and then switching to a more balanced team right before it closes?

With those prices it's pretty hard to field 11 top players

Secondo te ce stanno de mezzo i servizi segreti?

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Lmao they are unironically becoming Juve B

>With those prices it's pretty hard to field 11 top players
you fill the other spots wiht players that cost 1 and you are set once the window is about to close you revert back to having a balanced team, but don't be that guy please

there unironically was a former CIA member between those 200 people Pallotta threw inside Roma in one way or the other

i think i will change to get lukaku in before window shuts. otherwise meh. but if people are willing to pay2win i think they will do that too.

>but if people are willing to pay2win
there's no way to do that

Reminder that if you cheat or push the boundaries of sportsmanship on a fantacalcio league on a Bolivian panflute discussion board, you really need to sort yourself and your life out

Also have sex

but in the last one there was. that was what i meant

based

>MMA
>getting exposed by a 43 years old 2 time retired boxer

No hard feeling lad

Just read that of all the clubs in the league, Sassuolo gets the most money from their shirt sponsor. Totally not shady at all

And it's barely 18M, quite sad honestly

Yeah the guy that owns them owns Mapei (the sponsor) as well

>Also have sex
That would be nice

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>Dybala
>Alexis
>Llorente
>SMS
>Vidal
Just give us every throphy there is to win this season already.

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He was always going to win a boxing match. That's all he trained for years, didn't need to concern himself with any elbows, knees, wrestling, etc. He's also one of the greatest boxers of all time.

Why do you support Inter?

Napoli hero Careca has insisted that Mauro Icardi ‘can go to hell’ if he does not want to join, while backing Arkadiusz Milik to reach 30 goals this season.

Napoli have reportedly given Icardi until Thursday to accept their offer, prompting Careca to hit out at how the Inter striker has made his former club wait.

“Are we really still waiting for his answer? If he doesn’t want to come, he can go to hell,” the 58-year-old told Il Mattino.

“Has he understood what Napoli are about, what the San Paolo is, who the Azzurri fans are?

“Does he realise that scoring goals with that shirt isn’t worth the world? If he doesn’t want to come, it’s better if he doesn’t.

“If I was at Napoli, I wouldn’t even waste another second on him.”

In the meantime, the Partenopei already have a No 9 on their books in Milik, whom the Brazilian is expecting big things from.

“Napoli already have a good No 9. Milik can reach 30 goals. He has good positioning, he finishes well and moves with substance.

“He has everything that’s needed in a centre-forward.”

Careca scored 96 goals in 221 appearances for Napoli between 1987 and 1993.

During that time, he played alongside Diego Maradona at the San Paolo, winning a Scudetto and the UEFA Cup.

S-So, what do you think about Chucky Lozano /seriea/???

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A mixture of masochism, chronic depression and delusions of grandeur

I miss so much seriea that Im desperate enough to watch Torino tonight. Do you think they can beat wolves?

Based
Herrera had better aerodynamics. If Lozano keeps playing as he did in the last world cup he is going to be gold for nabule

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with some good old fashioned catenaccio everything is possible user

youtu.be/dKHYYJDITqQ
This is literally a creature from my nighmares

wolves will win 4-0 Jota brace

>70m for 2 rejects
is this the price to be pushed in CL by the refs?

Who would win in a fight?

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juventus.com/en/news/news/2019/sarri-will-not-be-on-the-bench-for-parma-and-napoli.php

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H-h-h-hey Rodrigo, would you mind maybe warming up for me if you're ok with it...?

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the bull. if he's motivated by sexual urgency rather then sense of survival

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Two more matches without a coach, I thought this was going to end after four years

the majestic rooster

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youtube.com/watch?v=1qJ4854nrDA

id pay to watch that

Has Serie A viewership risen drastically since Ronaldo signed for Juve?

No, only shitposting in /seriea/

>wolves just keep their distance while bull spergs out
>once it's tired they surround it and one of them goes for the jugular
Dex>strength

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they cute

That's not good.

>According to Sky Sport Rugani to Roma for half the youth system is now on stand by
Thank fucking god

This is all Allegri's plan isn't it?

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>Tomorrow, Vice President, Pavel Nedved will speak at the pre-match press conference at 13:30 CEST.
Allegri IN

What's his chest routine

TORINO:
Sirigu
Izzo, N'Koulou, Bremer
De Silvestri, Meite, Baselli, Ansaldi
Zaza, Belotti, Berenguer

WOLVES
Jota, Jimenez
Vinagre, Moutinho, Saiss, Dendoncker, Traore
Boly, Coady, Vallejo
Patricio

>all the newly promoted teams getting relegated
>rating Fioentina
brainlet

Even worse than my list

Sucks that macGregor lost due TKO rather than Unanimous decision

Why yes I do use Shopee, how could you tell?

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Does Piątek have the quality to improve a mediocre national team or is he just a 1 season wonder tap-in merchant?

as a Jj fan this mercato is dissapointing

We have to wait and see. Him not being particuliary skilled on the ball is worrying.

Piatek, Zielinkski, Milik, Szczesny, Bereszynski, Linetty, Dragowski... Poland has to rape the next euro

Christiano 'Eco Warrior' Ronaldo

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>he doesn't rate Cutrone

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new cb literally when

hdstreams.club/hd/ch1.php

Torino - Wolves stream

Damn, don't do him like that Meite

Pazza Inter Amala sounds in the background while I cry on the floor

>turdino

is there any chance any of these is happening?
Alexis 90%
Dybala 10%
Sergej 15%
Vidal 40%
Llorente 35%

RMC sports is saying Monaco is trying to get Kessié and that Milan is already in talks with the player that would replace him.

is this the power of eurowalt?

pacy ngubu. someone post the eplel money chart

De Silvestri an headers, name a more iconic duo.
Maybe De Silvestri and knee injuries

Milan clubs and being laughed at

Imagine scoring this chick, and then she won't let you suck on her titties.

How frustrated would you be on a scale of 1-10? (10 being bootyblasted seething)

Dybala 210%

>the absolute state of Cutrone

>Defensive football
Serie A is finished

Is belotti still worth €100m?

he never was and never will be

100m Zimbabwean dollars maybe

Can Toro do it?

dunno they need two goals. will take some jjusting from volvies at home

Sleep tight /seriea/

Without a Portuguese ref maybe

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I have never, in my whole life, seen a more fucked up hairline on a 18yo boy than Riccardi's. Poor kid

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nah

If he's not an autist he's probably going for a transplant

>Kalinic to roma t. Di Marzio
lmao literally worse than Shick

You say it like it's a reliable source lmao

Sack Giampaolo
Hire Allegri

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El Tanque Denis going to Reggina

Too bad Giampaolo prefers Borini, Biglia, Calhanoglu, Suso and throws shade at Kessie and Paqueta despite them being his best midfielders.

>wants giampaolo gone even before the season starts
holy fucking cringe

>throws shade
he just said they just joined and need to learn the schemse better you overreacting retard. I'd rather see them start from the first game as well but don't pretend he actually rates them higher, he just had more time to coach them since the others joined late.

this guy literally has no idea how chemistry, tactics or man management works, let me remind you how he wanted Conti to magically become a starter after many months of injury just because he thought real football is like PES where the only thing that matters is stats(subjective)

Dude, Dybala to Inter literally hapenning tomorrow.

>he doesn't predict everything that will happen to his team months in advance
What are you, a casual tifosotto da bar?

>he just said they just joined and need to learn the schemse better
Yet Suso doesn't give a fuck about his schemes(keeps the ball forever, never passes the ball to Piatek, constantly drifting to the right etc.) yet he doesn't throw shade at him.

Paqueta and Kessie literally improved our game every time they came on and we actually became much more dangerous with them.

He should have dumped Suso for Bonaventura already after that game vs Feronikeli.
He says that he doesn't care about results but for team game yet he keeps rewarding Suso for delivering him results with fluke goals while he's not sticking to the gameplan at all.

Come on man, put two and two together.
This is Montella all over again.

>Yet Suso doesn't give a fuck about his schemes
i'll trsut Giampolo's opinion on who follows his schmes over yours sorry.
>Paqueta and Kessie literally improved our game every time they came on and we actually became much more dangerous with them.
i agree but those were just friendlies they don't matter. And anyway i alredy told i'd rather see them start immediately as well, that's not the point, just don't be retarded and pretend he thinks Borini is better than them.
>He should have dumped Suso for Bonaventura already after that game vs Feronikeli.
Bonaventura can't even play for 45m yet
>He says that he doesn't care about results but for team game yet he keeps rewarding Suso for delivering him results with fluke goals while he's not sticking to the gameplan at all.
or maybe he sticks to his plans, have you thought about that?

I'm not going to trow a new manager under the bus over fucking friendlies and predicted lineups for the first game of the season

Lozano’s gf/wife apparently

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thread reminder
Inter > JJust

>i agree but those were just friendlies they don't matter.
How come they matter when Suso scores then?

>Bonaventura can't even play for 45m yet
I would rather Bona for 45 minutes than Suso for 90. Heck I would rather play Maldini Jr over him too because he at least made a good pass vs Man Utd while Suso didn't do a single good pass.
And fuck off with that Castillejo shit. He's fucking useless and Leao showed he was much better than him already.

>or maybe he sticks to his plans
If you watched out matches vs Bayern and Benfica you would see that he doesn't.
In those 2 games we played much more narrow and Suso stuck to his central position for most of the time vs Benfica.

>I'm not going to trow a new manager under the bus over fucking friendlies and predicted lineups for the first game of the season
The fact that he is not playing the best team possible from the start is enough for me to tell him to fuck off.
Every season we give the first month away because we always have some fucking retarded coach who is a shit judge of player skill and for some reason keeps playing our shitty players.

>How come they matter when Suso scores then?
Nobody ever said that dude
>I would rather Bona for 45 minutes than Suso for 90
this literally doesn' make sense, what's you plan? Starting Jack and then subbing him off before half time because he's gassed? 300IQ move
I also never mentioned Castillejo, and for the third time i told you that i'd rather see Leao, Paq and Kessie start but if they don't it's not because he doesn't rate but it's because he want someone that he coached for enohg time.
>If you watched out matches vs Bayern and Benfica you would see that he doesn't.
Ok so you Giampaolo's instructions better than him, got it.
>The fact that he is not playing the best team possible from the start is enough for me to tell him to fuck off.
that's why you are an overreacting retard

>Nobody ever said that dude
GP was praising Suso to high heavens and told the club not to sell him

>this literally doesn' make sense, what's you plan? Starting Jack and then subbing him off before half time because he's gassed?
Better to play with 10 + 1 dead player than to play with Suso + 10
Suso poisons the team

>Ok so you Giampaolo's instructions better than him
You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see how we played vs Bayern and Benfica and then compare it to our disastrous performance vs Cesena

>that's why you are an overreacting retard
Hardly.
I've seen this pattern time and time again the last 2-3 years.
We're once again giving the first month away because for some reason our retarded coach can't figure out the best team...something even an FM kiddie can do.

What is the point of spending money on Bennacer, Leao, Duarte etc. and then not playing them?

And this is not limited to our purchases either.
Conti consistently outperformed that useless Calabria yet the latter is preferred why exactly?
Same case with Strinic and Rodriguez. Strinic actually played much better than that Rodriguez at least. Rodriguez should be sold not Strinic.
Why does Biglia get to play so much?
Why does Borini get to play so much?

There's a fodder conspiracy over at AC Milan. I don't know what it is but coaches routinely prefer our fodder players over our good ones.
And then no wonder you have journalists blame Piatek for not performing when he's playing with trash like Suso and Castillejo.

>gonzalo, my arch nemesis

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>GP was praising Suso to high heavens and told the club not to sell him
because he is a good player and evidently he followed his instructions, not because of the goals.
>Better to play with 10 + 1 dead player than to play with Suso + 10
that's retarded
>You don't have to be a rocket scientist to see how we played vs Bayern and Benfica and then compare it to our disastrous performance vs Cesena
so he played well in the first 2 games? You are reading too much into friendlies anyway
>I've seen this pattern time and time again the last 2-3 years.
last year only Caldara didn't start right away and then he got immediately injured, Bakayoko aside the lineup staied the same all season, and when Paq and Piatek arrived they started immediately. The year before that every new player started immediately as well so i don't know what you are talking about.
>What is the point of spending money on Bennacer, Leao, Duarte etc. and then not playing them?
They are going to play, just not maybe the first game, it's not the end of the world.
>Conti consistently outperformed that useless Calabria
this is you opinion, coach after coach preferred Calabria over him, just because you prefer Conti it doesn't mean everyone excpet you is retarded
>Strinic
He literally almost died last season and hasn't played seriously for over a year, you can't really count on him don't you think?
>Why does Biglia get to play so much?
>Why does Borini get to play so much?
they were the only one the started the preseason in theyr respective roles, in a few games time at most they'll warm the bench.

Name now

does anyone have a casteddu wojak?

We can now rule Torino out of EL so that means Roma can now buy one of their defenders (now that Rugani's deal is over), who should >we buy bromanisti?

I bet that he's not even overweight. It's just his completely fucked up spine

>because he is a good player
I stopped reading here.

this, it's his hunchback and overall terrible posture

Here you go my tripshaving friend

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I already have a balanced team but I think I'll change some things up when the mercato closes, I expect some prices to drop a little bit after these two matches. I also think the mercato should close at least a week later, right now we would have only a couple of hours to buy/sell players that will change teams the 2nd of september, there's the NT break anyway.

holy shit he let himself go

LGTSS

PETRACHI OUT

why not shaving, people can't deal with a bald head anymore?

'ate Calabria
'ate Suso
'ate Borini
'ate Giampaolo
Love Conti

Simple as.

Because shaving his head at that age is weird. But again it's weird as fuck to keep his hair like that too, might as well go for a buzzcut.

He doesn't have the the right head and facial feature, he'll look like fucking nowadays Giannini

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The pig shoul fear the TSUUUUUUUUU

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goddammit it's looks like a fucking regen from FM

According to rumours Icardi is very close to Juventus, which means that Dybala should be too but to Inter

lol

For me, it's ngurazziere

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>Important developments could arrive on the Turin-Paris axis. Paris Saint-Germain asked Miralem Pjanic. According to Tuttosport, Juventus responded by asking for information on Marco Verratti. The exchange would be incredible but it is not impossible. Other players that could be involved in an exchange are Emre Can and Julian Draxler, although the Bianconeri would prefer to have Angel Di Maria instead of the German, giving Maurizio Sarri an extra winger.

>According to this morning's L'Equipe, Milan would have found a rough agreement with Monaco for the sale of Franck Kessie. There is no mention of the value of the agreement even if the player is valued at around 35 million.

>Sassuolo would like to bring Sebastian Giovinco back to Italy. The attacker currently plays in Arabia in Al Hilal after giving the Mls title to Toronto.

>Determined to leave Madrid, Nikola Kalinic seems to have several teams interested in him. In addition to Rome and Lazio, in fact, Galatasaray's interest in the Croatian striker was added.

>Verratti for Pjanic
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

>Giovinco
Dont tell me I spent two hours to make the perfect fanta team and now I'm forced to get this midget

>Verratti and Draxler for Pjanic and Can
Would you do it, /seriea/? Verratti seems more of a sidegrade compared to Pjanic plus he's a manlet whereas Draxler for Can seems to me like a bad idea. Reminder that Can can play both as a CB and RB, he might be useful later on.

Can someone give me the link for this year fanta
I'm on vacation and I don't have it bookmarked on my phone

leghe.fantacalcio.it/fantacomfy-19-20

>ruttosporc

>Verratti seems more of a sidegrade compared to Pjanic
Verratti is much better than Pjanic, he's a manlet but at least he has some vision (which is required for a regista) and he can somehow protect and controll the ball with much more effectiveness compared to the Bosnian that loses it 9 times out of 10 at the first pressure.

Draxler for Can is dumb because the kid can only play as a trequartista and never showed any consistency at that.
He would've been perfect when Allegri wanted to keep doing the 4-3-1-2 on his second year but the fucker chose Wolfsburg and >we got fucking Hernanes instead.

Fuck me imagine a Juve with Khedira and Marchisio still fit, Pogba still elite and Draxler behind Morata/Mandzukic-Dybala

Classy

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Lovren in fra.

Meret
Malcuit Koulibaly Manolas Ghoulam
Ruiz Allan Zielinski
Lozano Milik Insigne

Add James on loan and maybe a better RB and this is a scudetto challenging team.

when picking formations, what do the %s mean?
also if a player has a red card, does that mean they will be replaced by the highest scoring bench player?

>what do the %s mean?
How likely the player is going to be a starter. The higher obviously the better.

'ate Pallotta
'ate Baldini
'ate Baldissoni
'ate Monchi
'ate Fienga

Love Pjanic, Raggia and Strootman

Simple as that

thought it might be
it was just the mario rui 50% and [spoiler]joao mario 40%[/spoiler] seemed a bit high for that

Well, it makes sense for Mario Rui for at least the first two gameweeks, but I'm surprised about Ciao Mario

maybe they know something we dont

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Jj

szczesny
danilo deligt bonucci sandro
rabiot rakitic ramsey
costa goat neymar

looks like juve is about to go to next lvl

>de ligt bonucci
good luck

>if a player has a red card, does that mean they will be replaced by the highest scoring bench player?
If a plaer doesn't play he gets replaced byt the first player of his role you put on the bench, so you have to pay attention to the bench order as well

oh ok so a midfielder not playing/suspended gets replaced by the first midfielder on the bench
if thats the case then choosing joao mario to start might be a big brain move

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES FOOTBALL TOMORROW WOOOOOOOOO

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>oh ok so a midfielder not playing/suspended gets replaced by the first midfielder on the bench
exactly, be sure to have enough sure starters in your team because you can't change it untill jenuary and you don't want to end plaing in 10

are you obliged to watch one of aurelio's many fine motion pictures before signing to napoli ?

>scudetto challenging
*scudetto winning
fitfy

Napoli is gonna win the scudetto with 103 points this year, screencap this

>Rugani to Roma frozen
No please no, it was so close this time, why can't he just fuck off?

He's planning a d'ambrosio on both de Ligt and Demiral

>ghoulam
Lmao

This. And anyone who disagrees is a

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>Fonseca "in two, three years we'll win a trophy"
Bold of him to assume he won't be sacked before then.
Also remember when in 2010 they asked for 5 years to win it?

>Inb4 subercobba after losing Coppa Italia's final

What's worse, being called a nigger or a napolitano?

niggeritano ?

>Fonseca claims he will win a trophy for Roma within 2 years

And you call Inter delusional

what an embarrassing statement. meanwhile paqueta comes with the most chad/autistic statement, saying that we should win the league the upcoming season

One doesn't exclude the other

>actually wins a trophy this year like a boss

based baguetta

>saying that we should win the league the upcoming season
yeah...

And they will

Are Pacman and Chadlabria the most /strongmind/ players at Milan?

>here's how milan can still win

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will sarri stop smoking now?

he should try weed instead

Lmao I love the fact that if you Google "corazziere" the first suggestion is "nero"

OP mockup for the next thread

MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday 24th August
17:00 Parma - Juventus
19:45 Fiorentina - Napoli

>Sunday 25th August
17:00 Udinese - AC Milan
19:45 Cagliari - Brescia
19:45 Roma - Genoa
19:45 Sampdoria - Lazio
19:45 SPAL - Atalanta
19:45 Torino - Sassuolo
19:45 Verona - Bologna

>Monday 26th August
19:45 Inter - Lecce

Reminder to keep it civil and to point out delusion whenever you see it

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Llorente is off to Nabule apparently

>civil instead of comfy

decadent

*ahem*
QUANDO IL SEGNALE ARRIVEEEERAAAAAAA

>GMT

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Can Dybala play with Juve tomorrow and with Inter on monday?

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OP mockup for the next thread

MATCHDAY 1
>Saturday 24th August
18:00 Parma - Juventus
20:45 Fiorentina - Napoli

>Sunday 25th August
18:00 Udinese - AC Milan
20:45 Cagliari - Brescia
20:45 Roma - Genoa
20:45 Sampdoria - Lazio
20:45 SPAL - Atalanta
20:45 Torino - Sassuolo
20:45 Verona - Bologna

>Monday 26th August
20:45 Inter - Lecce

Reminder to keep it civil and to point out delusion whenever you see it

Good catch

Jj
Viola
Udinese
Cagliari
Bologna
Genoa
Sampdoria
Atalanta
Sass

>civil

Yes, in fact he will leave the pitch after 45'

How do you say "rescisso" in english? Anyway Strinic is not a Milan player anymore

Rescinded

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t.me/joinchat/CFnQZxU9GIAEsTS79mUp-A

I have created a telegram fantasy football group for these kind of issues, i'd like also to know about the defense bonus and other things so i thought it would be a good idea, also to avoid flooding the serie A general with fantafootball related stuff. Feel free to join or to ignore it completely ofc.

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>Nazio

far better without that shitty betting ad

based lazio

Based Lazio

wait is torino sponsored by gun?

Paolo Bandini the serie A journalist is now a woman

No it's actually cold cuts
never heard of... her? It sound like a name PES wold use to not pay image rights to Maldini

Their sponsor is Fratelli Beretta. They make ham apparently.

Yeah, it was an odd Football Weekly

tasty

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>Wanda Nara has all-but-confirmed that Mauro Icardi will remain an Inter player as it is reported he will train with the first team this evening.

i'm almost prophetic

Mdrr

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Another child to sell to Juventus for Rugani

thanks user

You're welcome fra

when did you grow out of supporting juventus? (be honest.)

How feminine is her penis

Not very

De nada

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instagram.com/alessiah/?hl=en
What do we think of Viola's interpreter?

still supporting them in the champions league since they are literally the only italian squad with a slither of hope of winning something internationally, but i wish them all manners of failures and embarassments in the league

We think she has extremely good taste in men

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40m for lozano is pretty based

do they get vocal surgery or do they just speak differently? i tried to get over it, but i couldn't stop feeling like it was just paolo speaking with a funny voice

cute but not exactly pretty, flat ass, flat chest, too skinny

Does Gattuso have a good taste in women though?

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Is he so red because of how much he surpress his desire to punch her in the face?

wow. this mercato is full of exciting transfers

Dybala and Pogba to Fiorentina?

Bruh

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he's red because he's milanista to the core

JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY AAAAAAAA

Heh

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>biglia injured, roach to start as the regista
holy motherfuck

>Adidas is now stealing Kappa's design
W e w

happening

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>0 posts aboout his signing
Sadly remind you that this was the guy that threw Inter out of the Champions last season.

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Wait what the fuck he's 24 years old. By the looks I thought he was 19-20 yo

>chase after algerian midget to be his DM
>plays turkish AM as his DM instead
Giampaolismo.

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Any footy tonight?

>implying that's an achievement

>After winning the case against Chelsea and receiving full compensation of £9.5m, Antonio Conte has now lodged another complaint against Chelsea at the employment tribunal for his unfair dismissal. [The Times]
why doesn't he cool it with the anti-semitism ?

I dunno Rick

Yeah, Genk v. Anderlecht

Superliga, Liga, and PL are all on tonight

thanks

>Doesn't shave legs

Yikes

Check out Fotmob

pacebeaner hardly improved at PSV desu-ka

Shut up, you're going to unleash another ball-shaving convo

SQUAD LIST:

1 Szczesny
2 De Sciglio
3 Chiellini
4 De Ligt
5 Pjanic
6 Khedira
7 Ronaldo
10 Dybala
11 Douglas Costa
12 Alex Sandro
13 Danilo
14 Matuidi
16 Cuadrado
17 Mandzukic
19 Bonucci
21 Higuain
23 Emre Can
25 Rabiot
28 Demiral
30 Bentancur
31 Pinsoglio
33 Bernardeschi
77 Buffon

Is the transfer window closed? Did Milan sign or sell anyone after Leao?

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>Can IN
>Ramsey OUT
This clearly means they're about to sell Ramsey to PSG

>buffoon

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He's going to unlock Hakan.

Is he dying his hair? It's usually jet black

Yikes

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Why is acqua levissima so shit fras?

Whats with these ridiculous ties?

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I see the Higuain diet is coming along well

Really makes you think

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TOP KEK

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Fantacomfy calendar?

Imagine defending Giampaolo for starting Borini over Kessie in Midfield.
Imagine defending him for playing Hakan at regista over Bennacer.

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Say it with me

ALBANIA
IS
ALWAYS
RIGHT

If you were right you would admit that Chadalabria is 10 times better than the virgin Conti

Remember when Albania said Giampaolo couldn't possibly be worse than Gattuso?

>shaving your legs

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regista is a duty and not a position, you functionally illiterate little goofball

Calamerda is inferior.
Conti has been outperforming him in pre-season big time.

Hey suck my dick buddy.
I never once said that.
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fuck me this is uncanny

You except Hakan to be playing anchor like Van Boss or something?
Both Benaccer and Hakan are manlet creaty players so if they play in front of the defense they're playing the regista role.

Don't mince words with me faggot.

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Compensating for lack of CL titles.

Depends on who the third player is. You can have two creative players in a midfield three if they have a solid destroyer keeping watch.

Good to see the shqip is already in the right mood

Conti is the thinking man choice

Friendly reminder to shave your balls for sanitation

>their ties are as long as their yearning for a tittle
Pottery

Knowing him he would even complain if Milan were to purchase Icardi or Dybala or whoever the fuck you want saying that they're not Messi or [Insert world class player name here].

Ok fras, Serie A starts in circa 24 bongs. A few things about fanta:
In the league home page (/fantacomfy-19-20) on the top right you'll find a button with a scheme on it called "Schiera formazione". You'll have to select a module and fill in the players you're betting on for the matchday. The saite also requires you to select some subs; if one of your starters doesn't end up playing IRL, the system fills the blank spot with a sub of the same role, up to a maximum of three. You can enter a formation up unitl 15 minutes before the first match of the matchday starts. If you don't modify your formation it will just use the one from the previous week, but I don't know what happens if you don't choose one the first matchday so it's best not to risk it. Ah btw, I'm going to make formations public as soon as I figure out how. Have fun!

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Formations are already public user, I think only the full squads are hidden

Based Comrade Milan, member of Interhelpo cooperative

Hakan was already tried at this position. He wasn't too bad. Benching Bennacer is fine, he din't even a single game in pre-season and came very late. Benching Kessié and Paqueta is absolutely retarded tho.

It's over /seriea/
Interwinslol is back

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MILAN - With the 2019-20 season set to begin for the Nerazzurri at 20:45 CEST on Monday against Lecce at the Stadio Meazza, here are the FC Internazionale Milano squad numbers for the Serie A TIM campaign.

1. Samir Handanovic
2. Diego Godin
5. Roberto Gagliardini
6. Stefan De Vrij
7. Mauro Icardi
8. Matias Vecino
9. Romelu Lukaku
10. Lautaro Martinez
11. Federico Dimarco
12. Stefano Sensi
13. Andrea Ranocchia
15. Joao Mario
16. Matteo Politano
18. Kwadwo Asamoah
19. Valentino Lazaro
20. Borja Valero
23. Nicolò Barella
27. Daniele Padelli
29. Henrique Dalbert
30. Sebastiano Esposito
31. Lorenzo Pirola
32. Lucien Agoumé
33. Danilo D'Ambrosio
37. Milan Skriniar
46. Tommaso Berni
77. Marcelo Brozovic
87. Antonio Candreva
95. Alessandro Bastoni

Where's Dybala

>Hakan was already tried at this position
>He wasn't too bad

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That's not the point I'm making.
The point is that Hakan is trash and that Bennacer should be the one playing but GP is mentally insane.

Based and redpilled

I don't rate Dybala plus he would be expensive and we need an AM more to bench that fucker Suso.

Nobody wants Icardi, NOBODY. There's a reason Inter fans want him out. He and his wife are cancer.

I'd be happy with not signing anyone as long as we get rid of this fodders(either by selling or terminating their contracts) like Suso, Borini, Biglia, Hakan, Calabria, Castillejo etc.
I'm sick of shit players playing over the ones who deserve it.

Bonaventura should be playing not Suso
Paqueta should be playing not Hakan
Kessie should be playing not Borini
Leao(or Correa) should be playing not Samu
Bennacer should be playing not Biglia
Conti should be playing not Calabria

Any normal Milan fan thinks the same things as me.

>11. Federico Dimarco
excuse me?

Here come the apologists.
Hakan was not "fine". He was mediocre as shit.

I don't give a fuck about how many games he played in pre-season. He should play period.
Fuck GP.

What's wrong with what I said? Hakan literally played this position last year and did ok.

>I'd be happy with not signing anyone as long as we get rid of this fodders
You would then need to get more shitters to fill the bench, and there's no time for that
>either by selling
No one wants them
>or terminating their contracts
Lel good luck with all the payouts Milan would have to pay
>I'm sick of shit players playing over the ones who deserve it
You'd be ready to shit on Bennacer and the new players as soon as they makes their very first little mistakes anyway

Suning si compra Dybala per palleggiare in giardino

>Paulo as Steven's personal sex slave

Imagine the smell, Asado mixed with fried rice

He was shit.

>You would then need to get more shitters to fill the bench
The only way for GP to even consider playing the starters at this point is for these fodders to either get sold/terminated or get injured.

>No one wants them
I don't know about that. Lyon bid 30 million for Suso but Milan allegedly wanted 35.
GP also sucked Suso's dick after his performance vs Man U and I can guarantee he's fighting for this retard to not get sold.

Meanwhile Cutrone got sold for 20m. You're telling me they can't find teams to dump these shitters?
Fuck outta here.

>Lel good luck with all the payouts Milan would have to pay
Don't care. They're getting paid either way.

>You'd be ready to shit on Bennacer and the new players as soon as they makes their very first little mistakes anyway
Not an argument. I haven't even see Bennacer play yet which is why I want to see him play for Milan. My hopes lie on him being good but I need to see him play first, which is preferable to seeing Hakan play who is guaranteed shit. anyways.
Stop defending shitty players.

I really hope the Italian teams dominate Europe again.

>Hakan literally played this position last year and did ok
He played as left winger and left mezzala, when did he play as regista?

Second half of a game I don't remember. I remember thinking he was doing okay.

Since everyone is posting their squad numbers here's Roma:
PORTIERI
13 Pau Lopez
83 Antonio Mirante
63 Daniel Fuzato

DIFENSORI
23 Gianluca Mancini
5 Juan Jesus
20 Federio Fazio
15 Mert Çetin
37 Leonardo Spinazzola
11 Aleksandar Kolarov
24 Alessandro Florenzi
2 Davide Zappacosta

CENTROCAMPISTI
42 Amadou Diawara
21 Jordan Veretout
7 Lorenzo Pellegrini
4 Bryan Cristante
22 Nicolò Zaniolo
27 Javier Pastore

ATTACCANTI
34 Justin Kluivert
8 Diego Perotti
17 Cengiz Under
48 Mirko Antonucci
14 Patrik Schick
9 Edin Dzeko

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>The only way for GP to even consider playing the starters at this point is for these fodders to either get sold/terminated or get injured.
God fucking dammit the season didn't even start, he's obviously going to rely more on the old guard than the newcomers. Give them some time to understand his schemes.
>I don't know about that. Lyon bid 30 million for Suso but Milan allegedly wanted 35.
>GP also sucked Suso's dick after his performance vs Man U and I can guarantee he's fighting for this retard to not get sold.
Perhaps unlike you milantristi GP understands that Suso is a solid, albeit limited on some details, player? If he thinks he can be functional to his schemes, why the fuck not.
>Meanwhile Cutrone got sold for 20m. You're telling me they can't find teams to dump these shitters?
Teams that could get these shitters on loan for a season just to send them back to Milan? Of course, there are plenty. Teams that would be interested into buying them? Good luck on that too.
>Not an argument. I haven't even see Bennacer play yet which is why I want to see him play for Milan. My hopes lie on him being good but I need to see him play first
And he's gonna play as soon as he understand his coach's schemes, it ain't that hard to understand.
>Stop defending shitty players.
And you stop being such a whiny shit.

>the resident milanisti are already spitting out bullshit and making each other's neck veins burst
I missed you fras

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Benny didn't have a solid pre-season, it'd be silly to start him.

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Yeah, that's wrong. Kluivert's been confirmed as 99. Don't ask me why, I don't have a clue
twitter.com/ASRomaEN/status/1164915247083376640

Going for the Righeira look, nice

What old guard? What the fuck are you talking about?
All of these shitters are young.
Don't you ever fucking learn? We've been doing these same mistakes for years now. We're literally giving valuable points away.

Suso is solid SHIT. Fuck off apologist.

More like Milan is asking too much for these shitty players. 30m for Suso was an outrageous offer and we didn't take it because Milan are dumb and GP is a cunt.

Yet Suso and Hakan don't understand jackshit and play as they always do...yet they're still playing.
Kessie and Paqueta looked like the understood his schemes better despite them being late simply on the virtue of them improving Milan's game as soon as they came on but GP wants to throw shade on them for some retarded reason.

No I'm not being a whiny shit. I'm being a Milan fan.
Anyone who does damage to this team can fuck off.

Boomer genocide can't come soon enough

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>milanisti
*Milletristi

I'd argue that Bennacer had the best pre-season seeing as he played the most serious games while the majority of our players only played friendlies.

You can't learn schemes exclusively on practice anyways. You have to play real matches to truly learn them.
GP is just using this as an excuse to start shitty players. This is Montella, Gattuso all over again.

I don't get why we keep getting these blind moronic managers who are obsessed with shit players.

Can he fix Milan?

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I guess since Nouri woke up he wanted another number

Adminanon, can you accept the newest member?

kek

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Maybe.
Allegri has good starts. He goes to shit after a few seasons but he has good starts.

The first thing he'll do is have a meltdown and he will go to female team's game and yell at Ganz because "he's trying to steal his job"

Might be interesting to see Blanc or Herrlich at Milan. Maybe even Tedesco. Don't see any other high profile managers willing to join.

Uhm sweetie, Milan is a huge club. Look at all the players >we've signed. The AFCON POTT among them.

Literally any manager would want the job, except maybe Guardiola and Klopp because of where they are now

I can't remember the last time Milan had a non-Italian manager except for Seedorf but I don't count that one.

I used to be albania hater but he's just passionate and redpilled.

Miha

The Hill AC for top 5 fran

Right, Mihajlovic completely slipped off of my mind.
He did a good job with the terrible team he had and he got unfairly sacked at the end. Shame about his disease recently.

I'll always remember him shipping off Suso to Torino. Fucking based. He knew Suso was shit.
He also got us Romagnoli and he also had the balls to bench the then unperforming Diego Lopez for Donnarumma.

Before anyone goes
>Bertolacci
That purchase was purely Galliani and Miha had nothing to do with that.

why the fuck do they still keep with this shit? I don't even think there was ever any talk about him going to roachland

I have no idea, I honestly didn't even know Kolarov got linked to Fenerbahce

Also got Bacca.

I don't think that was his purchase either.
I specifically remember him requesting Romagnoli and I believe he also requested Ely back from loan. He lost faith on Ely way too quickly after that unfortunate double yellow/red card in the first match imo, he did good despite the red card but Miha didn't trust him after that.

He was always based

Have you swallowed the jewpill?
instagram.com/inbarfinsteen/?hl=en

>Scaroni was present at training at Milanello on Friday to wish the team good look for the campaign ahead, and he has lifted the lid on Milan’s currently financial situation.

>“Milan? I don’t want to sound venal to you, but it’s all a question of money,” he told the Rimini Meeting during ‘Stories of Managers, Men and Women’ (via Calciomercato.com).

>“Why is Milan not good? I’ll explain it briefly: Milan’s revenues are €200m while Real Madrid’s are €700m. This means that Real can buy better players and pay them more.

>“But how do we get to a billion in revenue? You have in front of you two mountains to climb at the same time: the first mountain is sporting results, if you lose all the games you don’t go anywhere.

>“The second is a mountain of economic results: you have to have a new stadium, you have to look for new sponsors, you have to sell your TV rights as much as you can, you have to go and get your fan base in the world and make it receptive to your products to increase your turnover.”

>On Juventus: “In the world Juventus do not even come close to Milan. Milan is a global club because they have won seven Champions League titles.

>“Juventus is an Italian club because they won so many league titles. And hats off to them because they’ve been great.”
woah... Liverpool tier speech

He's right tho. Milan is as popular as Juve worldwide despite having an average squad and not having been in CL for years. Milan just needs to get sporting results and the economic results will follow. Lot of bandwagoners will jump back on the ship as soon as Milan will have a somewhat competitive team.

>>On Juventus: “In the world Juventus do not even come close to Milan. Milan is a global club because they have won seven Champions League titles.
>Milan is a big club

Juve worldwide ist less popular than Leicester just sayin, only Ronaldo saves them

>Milan just needs to get sporting results and the economic results will follow
this won't happen if they keep fielding the exact same XI that couldn't reach CL last season

Having a competitive team who wins the scudetto each year and reach CL finals is what saved them. They were already popular before Ronaldo because they had players like Pirlo, Buffon, Chiellini, Pogba, Dybala etc and were winning. Them being competitive is what allowed them to grow economically and attract Ronaldo in the first place.

But user, you just don't understand, >muh Giampaolismo is our salvation

>9. Milan - 82 milioni
>10. Inter - 70 milioni

>Juve worldwide ist less popular than Leicester
How about doing a little research before spreading bullshit?

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Here, have some actually substantiated brand strength and following stats
brandfinance.com/images/upload/football_50_free_1.pdf

Less than 22 hours fras. We almost made it.

Parma will win 3-1, screencap this

Zoomers dont even know who you are m8

based fuck zoomers
cant imagine rebranding and signing meme players just so they consume shit

Don't worry, they all have twitter and facebook and aren't missing all those posts about how great we were at some point.

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rolling for this

>Ronaldo in 2006 Milan
???

Am I breaking any rules by selling Ilicic since he's disqualified just to buy him back later?

he arrived during the winter transfers so he only played in Seriea

It's a retarded burger account. They don't know shit. They are still shilling for Milan tho which is what matters.

instagram.com/carolinezalog/?hl=en

...

Are you fucking kidding me, literally just made one too

Very sorry to say this dutchbro, but Miriam wins this time

>Reminder to keep it comfy.
>Reminder to keep it civil and to point out delusion whenever you see it

comfy it is then

>10 Dybala
This cannot be right

they never flipped their success into global/brand/revenue which is criminal.