BASED GAZZA keeping those hairlets in check

Alright slaphead?

I have inside information regarding 'True Geordie' that I will only post once.

The chatlogs that got released were 100% real and he didn't know how to react so chose to stay silent. He then decided to contact his friends who also make YouTube videos. They all came to an agreement and decided the best way to handle this situation is to pretend his friend 'Willne' faked the direct messsages for a 'prank video'. They are currently recording this video and will pretend it was pre-recorded a week ago.

Goodbye..

zoom zoom

what about manlets?

As a man who shaves his head everyday, this is pretty funny. That being said, in the UK making fun of fat people is a hate crime, so its not surprising that people are offended.

>going bald at 23
it isn't fair bros

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Why can't britbongs handle the banter?

thought chinese people didn't go bald

All part of their nanny state agenda

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no more hair-raising experiences for you user

God it feels good knowing I will never go bald

have you not noticed how literally any banter aimed at a brit flag on here instantly triggers any and all of them?

It's because lots of people now hate Gary Lineker and his preachy ways on Twitter.

lots of baldy gammons

>Baldies, amirite?
>NOOOO, STOP MAKING FUN OF THE 47 YEAR OLD 'CHILD' MIGRANTS OR I'LL CALL THE BLEEDIN' BOBBIES ON YA
the state of the Crispcuck

>23
try 18

americans literally have no ideq what banter is. the first time you heard the word was on Yea Forums

Politically correct 1984 dystopia communist, totalitarian state strikes again.

English police are starting to raid homes of people who post discramatory comments online

I had to start shaving at like 21 or 22 because of how badly my hairline receded. Then the fucker stopped receding. I wish I'd just go completely bald rather than having widow's peaks up to the top of my head but normal hair everywhere else, because shaving / trimming twice a week is such a hassle.

>americans literally have no ideq what banter is
Gary Lineker's comments are banter
You hate banter so much you want people to give up passports and drivers licenses to post online

demonstrating you don't understand banter again

Look on the brightside, you won't have to pay to have haircuts anymore and you won't have to worry about making it look presentable every morning before work

I have a thick head of hair and it gets annoying having to go to the barbers every 2 months.

Banter - the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks
British posters - want to remove anonymity from the internet and raid people's homes because of jokes they can't take as jokes
Grow some skin lad

>British posters - want to remove anonymity from the internet and raid people's homes because of jokes they can't take as jokes
Is this an american's attempt at banter?

No, it isn't even banter. It's the truth of the situation and you just sit there and take it in the ass no lube

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>widows peak
try balding crown nigga
i'd rather have widow's peak

yeah racism isn't banter yankoid
kind of the point

demonstrating you don't understand banter again

You will eventually be a baldy. Accept it

>He actually goes on Yea Forums to get offended and wants to turn his country into China just to pretend people don't say awful shit
How is anyone supposed to think Brits can take banter if they get offended by everything and want to shut it down?

nah, baldness is for high-test mongs
i'm an effeminate girly lad

made up green text. still don't understand banter

I hope he gets fired. Will teach him for being a snowflake

>made up green text
>porn license isn't a thing
>social media license is already being called for
Ok friend whatever you say

>porn license isn't a thing
correct
>social media license is already being called for
1 person doesn't represent me. i take it you're kneeling for black people as you're typing because 80% of your country does

while you are blowing the reddit-american out, that is some yank-tier banter at the end.

It's because he's openly a big lefty (see his twitter) and he gets paid a lot of money by BBC so he makes gammon across the country boil. Ironically the people who complain about this country being too pc and nanny state are the people who complained about this tweet.

two can play that game
>thehill.com/opinion/campaign/401964-americas-support-for-free-speech-is-dwindling
>One in four Americans believes the First Amendment “goes too far in the rights it guarantees.
>Three fourths of Americans surveyed want tech companies to remove hate speech

Thats the least of their problems.

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It's kinda weird that it's ok to make fun of bald people (most of them can't help it) but it isn't ok to make fun of far people. (most of them can help it)

women

Guarantee Crisp Nonce has tweeted something about the nasty stuff said to Tammy & Pogba on social media, and doesn't see the hypocrisy in this

Fair play, that's quality bants.

If far people don't want to get mocked, they should get closer

yeah a joke between 3 pals about balding is the same as racial abuse from strangers.

He should be fired for these disgusting bigoted comments

Everything a man is slighted for is something he cant help
>dick
>hair
>height
exact opposite with women
>weight
>tits

Absolutely BASED retards

Its the same ballpark

Both are things neither groups can help. Not saying theyre the same thing, but Tammy and Pogba should chill the fuck out a bit more

t. Bald

>someone is bald out of no fault of thier own

Bald jokes ok hehhe baldy

>Someone is black out if no fault of thier own

REEEE how dare you make a joke out of his skin colour reeeee

Can't tell if these are actually serious

Probably within 5 years.

Then you are as thick as you are thicc

Racism against the follically impaired HAS to stop!

I for one welcome the nuclear holocaust

one of your countrymen would blow up the British embassy if you were called paddies on british TV

It's our fault though mate that we are paddies.

>t. got bullied in school and nervously stutters his replies or overeacts when people playfully take the piss out of him
pathetic

if tits count as something that can be helped then hair does too

for gods sake LET THEM IN

Hi do you know where the fountain of youth is m8

Go for a run fat tits

yes

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Will you show me?

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piss off paki cunt

Unfathomably stupid

8 New Street, City Of London, EC2M 4TP United Kingdom

>I cant tell if theyre being serious or not
>No YOU'RE the stupid one

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doesn't work for most and you have to take potential dick destroying pills. hair pieces aren't an option anymore. Boobjobs aren't a big deal either.

>mfw
I can understand if people go bald in their 40's,but jesus christ going bald in your early 20´s?
Thank god I won't experience,JUST shave it all off at this point.

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Specki :DDDD

no, because that's banter. screaming nigger isn't

did you do well in your gcses?

He said it lads. Someone tell Slabhead

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>doesn't work for most
source
>take potential dick destroying pills
you don't have to take rogain for it to work

>never taken the piss out his mate for being a gingernuts
>never taken the piss out of his mate for being a walking bomb
>never taken the piss out of his mate for being a sheepshagger, haggisnigger or paddy
You're a little poof, I'm guessing you got your back last week you skinny little runt
I got my degree from Imperial 4 years ago

>rogain
got it, you're retarded.

context. using it is fine if you're not using it like some /pol/kid who thinks it's cool

a bunch of gibberish greentext trying to analyse a stranger's life. I finished school well over 10 years ago

>ate Gary Lineker
>ate Bald frauds
>ate BBC
>Luv Free speech

SIMPUL AZ

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the only medication you need is painkillers,shit like finasteride or Minoxidil are completely optional

>2019
>nigger
>racism not banter
Yeah you need to grow up little zoomer basedboy.

Shearer would chin Gary "BasedSauce" Lineker

It costs about $4k for a decent hair transplant, and you don't have to take the dick destroying pills. Granted you wait for the worst of the balding process to have finished, which usually happens around age 30-35.

People who get a transplant in their early/mid 20s are forced to either take the dick destroying pill, or get another transplant 10 years later.

>1 person doesn't represent me.
How about 100,000? How about the fact you're already getting shaken up that some people are racist out there and they need to be purged from the internet?

how about 75 million Americans

>How about 100,000?

also no. obviously.

people from all over the world are capable of liking a tweet. If 10,000 Americans liked it do they represent you? Why do I need to even explain this?

as a victim of thinning hair i am deeply offended and demand monetary compensation

I've got your monetary compensation right here

*unzips dick*

>BBC probing

hmm shan't be having any of that, lads

KYS

He isn't left wing, he's a liberal

>Ironically the people who complain about this country being too pc and nanny state are the people who complained about this tweet.

Might be because of the blatant hypocrisy, no?

A decade ago I went to high school with this guy named Dane
Dane was a cool fucking dude, but the poor bastard started going bald at like 15 or 16. I have not seen or heard from Dane in quite awhile, but if he is alive I imagine Dane has probably lost what was left of his hair and now sports a completely shaven head.

>Ironically the people who complain about this country being too pc and nanny state are the people who complained about this tweet.

People just want to feel like they're on even ground and that everyone's playing by the same rules. If you're imposing rules on me, why shouldn't I hold you accountable for any illegal moves you attempt to play regardless of my stance on it?

because that makes you a bitter seething hypocrite

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No it isn't. You play by the rules of the society you live in while simultaneously attempting to change them. You're not one of those people who would laugh at a communist for buying a Big Mac at McDonald's?

We can, linekar a massive twat though so fingers crossed he's forced to apologise or even better he loses his job and fucks off back to Japan.

Saying nigger is banter as well. That's what you get snowflakes. Hope that calling people "midget" will also be prosecuted soon.

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Why would you want that from a baldy

>Tfw 27 and hairline hasn’t receded at all
Makes up for being a 5’‘10 king of the Manlets at least

Kek

take finasteride bro. I pop it on the regular and my dick still works.

Don't listen to the "just shave it off" crowd unless you look like a young Bruce Willis.

What's bottom right supposed to be? Is it a specific reference to a tv or movie character or something? Or just a caricature of a snooty waiter.

*Bottom left

Based if true

Brexit can't come soon enough.

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>imagine being bald
L M A O
M
A
O
just kys already, you'll never be beautiful

>Lineker later posted on twitter: “The BBC has received a complaint about bald jokes on @BBCMOTD (genuinely). Very unfair I feel to call @alanshearer @IanWright0 & Danny Murphy jokes.”

holy shit I'm fucking dead, just burst out laughing in the tram

>calling out hypocrisy makes you a hypocrite

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They're only complaining about it though because he has a different opinion to them and they're using this tame joke as an excuse to try and get rid of him. Social media was a big mistake imo

Doesn't really matter why they're doing it desu. It's just fun to see that the whole sensitivity thing is backfiring, especially after the whole Pogba racism thing.

Either all jokes regarding genetic differences should be off the table, or none at all. Baldlets didn't choose to become baldlets, just like Pogba didn't choose to become Ngubu.

shat on hair

>enragement by proxy
taste of your own medicine, isn't it you absolute walloper

I don't mind being bald, with regards to shaving it. I feel more refreshed getting out the shower and I have to do nothing for half a week. kinda fun choosing razors and shaving creams and shit. idk, I'm just not bothered by it, but maybe it's because I'm 32 now. but fire lineker because fuck him

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Imagine being a fat, bald, Norf fc labour supporter who posts on r/socialism all day, they must be seething right now

b & r

Is this Gary's first ever yellow card?

they made an innocuous little joke that lasted two seconds, and blew it up to this massive thing. just let it go.

Saying a word that begins with N takes less than one second, and would be on the front pages of every European newspaper for a week, and he'd get arrested.

>Saying a word that begins with N
which one

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LMAOing @ seething hairlets

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>2006
>Top Gear is in its prime
>Clarkson gets made fun of for balding
>James May gets made fun of for having too much hair
>Hammond gets made fun of for being a manlet
>make all sorts of offensive jokes
>Everyone has a chuckle and the show goes on

>2019
>the same men who laughed at Top Gear can't handle a bald joke

What the FUCK is happening to the Anglosphere

white people are hideous

>2019
>Get arrested if you make fun of anyone
>Suddenly everyone's making fun of your shitty genetics on national television with zero repercussions
>Start seething

the banter pendulum swings back
they've had some good years 2bf

but its not even funny, it's just dumb

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different gazza

schucks

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>lose hair
>still have a pretty face and body
>life is no different

Feels fucking great.

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Baldies absolutely seething

Post ur pretty face bby

R A R E

>be 163cm
>still have a pretty face and body
>girls approach me at the club all the time for pictures

Feels fucking great.

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Pretty bald boi here.

Nothing, I mean nothing, is worse than being short. Also, baldness is treatable, 5 foot 3 inches is forever. Plenty of bald dudes are drowning in pussy. I don't see too many short dudes doing the same.

Every day I look in the mirror it’s like I’m a bit closer to being an African gay woman.

>Haha brits mad
>Trinidad and Tobago
>AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Test

Caricature of a Maître d'hôtel

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glad i'm just going grey instead of becoming a bonehead

man if I ever go bald I'll kill myself

why

what is the point in living without hair, knowing you'll never be beautiful?

The amount of idiots in this thread that don't understand that filing a complaint against Lineker is actually banter and no ones actually offended is pretty staggering.

grow a big handlebar and just let whats left of it grow.

>Commit suicide instead of saving up $4000 for a hair transplant

Based retard

I started trimming my greys. I'm only 23 and chicks think I'm some mid 30s boomer

Imagine the sort of runt that uses words like "gammon" to describe people they're threatened and intimidated by.

Reminder that Lineker is desperate to impress the metropolitical liberal media types so they will accept him into their clique even though they think he's a dumb shit ex-footballer.

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>save money to make up for getting the genetic short straw
bald cope

It's not about not being able to handle it. It's about hanging Linecuck by his own rope.

are you joking

Imagine being so self absorbed you'd right a book about how you're right and everyone else is wrong
Imagine being such a mindless simpleton that you feel you should read said book so you know what to think

It's supposedly just a load of transcripts from his radio show. lmao

Fucking hell. Why wasn't I told about this?

shut up you fat bald dicklet manlet. If you're offended you are literally low test.

>Paddies deciding on who gets to be offended
Fucking hell we'd all be sitting in a dark room staring at the walls if your lot were in charge.

Chemicals in the fosters making the men tarded.

fosters is piss though, how would you tell the before and after of berks drinking it

An American literally got arrested yesterday for posting a joke in a video game. People in USA are literally arrested for FARTING in class. People in USA are arrested, just the same, for 'racism' on social media. You're a retard who believes the world is Yea Forums and that if you don't see it it doesn't happen.

Banter isn't calling somebody a sheep shagging paki cunt. How is this difficult? People reported Gary because Gary is a chamapagne socialist like most celebrities, happy to live in their 10m high walled mansions in the centre of london, think that because some Nog is living three streets away with his 10 kids and is a 'nice chap' then they all are, whilst he rakes in shed loads of cash is a bit fucking grating. The breadline white folk forced out of their communities due to immigrants get a bit annoyed being told by some crisp nonce to demand the opening of borders and the floodgates being removed. So people reported him when he does bad shit. This is literally the world he demanded existed and now 'the right wing' are using the established system of complaints to complain. The idea being, eventually, that the 'left wing' will realise they've created something that needs scaling back and we can go back to a world of FACTS and LOGIC.

But you avoid all this. You follow memes, screencaps and don't realise the same fucknig shit happens in USA. From police sweeps for 'weapons', to arresting people for 'hate speech'. Lets also ignore 75% of your country wants 1st Amendment modified to allow hate speech to become a crime.

Ah, right. Your currency went to shit recently. You'd never be able to save up $4k.

I'll let you in on a secret. All beer has 1% fosters in it. I'll let you figure out why that happens and who benefits the most out of this.

Have sex

They've got a trace on you
can't say much but you're not safe
get to the norf, bazza will show you the way
god speed

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>this much bald cope
LMAO
I don't need to anyway, I'll never go bald
you better start saving!

I'm not a baldlet, but if I ever turn into one, I can spend half a months paycheck to get new hair. With all the money in the world, you'd never be able to buy a brain.

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Luv me wayne lineker parties in ibitha

Simple as

I hear hair transplants are looking good these days

yes shearer looks like he's about to explode on lineker

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>crisp nonce
lmao

>bald still coping
>I-I'm not bald I swear! It's an optical illusion!
LMAO kneehead

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>>bald still coping
>cope
>(of a person) deal effectively with something difficult.
I suppose you're right.

Number two.

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when you wash your face, how far up do you go?
do you end up taking a shower? lmfao

Remember how Gary Lineker shat himself during a match?

Remember how he broke up with his wife, only to get back with her after she was up the duff with some other blokes child?

Made me giggle

t. Pogba
Lmao look at this nigger

No I take baths.

i started noticing receding hairline at around 19. probably onto around a norwood 2 at the minute, 7 years later. no bald spots on the crown yet

it kinda sucks sometimes when you see old guys with still perfect hairlines. but you stop caring more and more as you get older about your looks. nobody really cares if you're a cueball by your 40s. most people look like shit at that age anyway

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Ouch

Just get a fucking transplant if it ever bothers you. It's cheap as fuck, and about as stigmatizing as whitening your teeth nowadays. Every celeb does it and doesn't even hide it.

Just a mans hairline user. Don't sweat it, you will still have hair when you are 40 if it's thinning that lightly.

It's more worrying if you have a full action man hairline, then it suddenly starts dropping out in your mid 20s.

it's because no one is left from the old days. these tards can't even comprehend banter or irony.

transplants are memes. they look like wiry pube hair, and you need to get them replaced every few years or you'll be even more bald than you were. jist look at christian eriksen or roberto martinez

look like wiry pube hair, a

It's your own hair from the back of your head. The only way it'll look like shit is if the surgeon fucks up the placement. You can always point to a couple of fucked up examples, but most cases turn out just fine.

As for getting even more transplants, that's only if you get the transplant before the balding process has slowed down around age 30-35 which means you'll keep losing non-transplanted hair. But that's easily counteracted with finasteride to keep your DHT levels in check.

Stop thinking offensive thoughts or you can expect a visit.

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where is it cheap as fuck asking for a friend

Oi ye dun got a loicense to tell jokes? Off to the gulags with you then.

What a trash continent.

nah why do you think they pretend to be the bantz masters? that's their insecurities.

neither do you. you underage spergs just shitpost here and call it 'banter'.

hmmm but 4k is literally nothing compared to what everything costs these days. why are there so many bald people around? they could clearly afford 4k. and i doubt they don't care.

Most yuros and burgers either get them in Europe/US for like $6k, or $10k if they get them at the places where they favorite celebrity got theirs. Or they go to places like Turkey. There's a giant list of approved doctors by some medical association of doctors.

If you look at those hairloss forums they're talking about different surgeons. I know Turkey has a lot of world class surgeons whose work is a fuckton better than most Euro/US surgeons at half the cost.

>5’‘10 king of the Manlets
you are a king of retards
can't believe you are 27. more like 17

$6k is literally over 10% of what i make in a year after taxes how is that cheap reee

>not just shaving it off, hitting the weights, having sex, and getting a clue

Why are you all so fucking insecure?

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that's the only and proper gazza.
the OP is retard. nobody refers to linecker as gazza.

>imagine typing all this

get your priorities straight then. it is not 'cheap' cheap but you can afford it. if you think you can't then you don't want it THAT bad.

i'm more worried about the six months recovery time or whatever

>christian eriksen
have no idea who that is, just googled him, looks ok to me

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first paragraph: complete cancer. you know that our free speech laws are the most robust in the world. we have established that threats of violence are not free speech, it's not a "joke" to post that you're going to shoot up a school. ONE kid got arrested for farting (and shutting off computers repeatedly to fuck with other students) because he could intentionally fart like that Will the Farter guy from the Stern Show. No one is arrested for racism on social media. People are arrested for continued harassment or making threats and sometimes those actions are incidentally racist. I will cede that you can't just boot out niggers from your restaurant if they are quietly sitting there. whenever this happens and they cry racism the entire community bands together and gives a shitload of business because conservatives speak with their wallets not their loud mouths.

second paragraph: based

third paragraph: more trash, I don't tell you what your country is like so don't fucking tell me what mine is. when you read about people's "rights being violated" here, 99% of the time they are criminals who are butthurt that no one wants to deal with their bullshit.

seething

It's only about 3 weeks of redness. Then a few months in the "shock loss" thing hits and you lose all the transplanted hairs before they grow out again.

The solution is just to take 2-3 weeks off work right after, and if you're worried about people noticing that you suddenly have a full head of hair, then suddenly not, then suddenly you do again, you can just shave your head for a couple of months till the shock loss phase is over.

>just take 2-3 weeks off work
sorry i dont live in socialist utopia and have responsibilities

Isn't paid holiday pretty common in Burgerland too? Maybe not 5 weeks like here, but surely at least 2-3 weeks.

sure i have three weeks but good luck taking them all at once

What about paid sick leave? Just call your employer and tell him you'll be gone for a while because you've got surgery. No need to tell him what kind.

i wonder if i could get time off for dick enhancement surgery too

The fuck you doing outside, mate.

>started balding at 24
>did nothing about it for years except feel worse about myself
>finally cave and shave head at 28
>grow more confident
>get more women than I ever did in my past

I guess it depends on your face really, going bald isnt that bad if you learn to embrace it

Look at a picture in 2012 pre transplant
Look at one in 2014/15 just after transplant
Then look at one now

He got the transplant when he was 22-23 years old. Obviously the balding process wasn't slowing down just yet. Plus he couldn't jump onto finasteride because he's an athlete who requires every bit of DHT that his body can produce.

Normal people either wait for the balding process to slow down before getting a transplant around age 30-35, or they jump onto finasteride to keep all of their hair because they aren't professional athletes whose performance will drop with their DHT levels.