/bundes/

>upcoming matchday schedule on wednesday

I DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING FRESHCUNTS! AT least put some news, rumours or whatver in the OP to talk about

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Hehe no. Although today I would have put it

Wasn wieder mit dem Animepeter los ^^

14th for Jessy

>Sie ist die Nachfolgerin von Reinhold Beckmann. Sie ist ganz oben angekommen. In der Königin der Sportshows führt sie von einer zur nächsten Spielzusammenfassung und macht sich dabei über den selten erfolgreichen Hamburger SV lustig .

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maybe Tuchel will take over the NT after he gets fired from PSG

He's to young and ambitious to take over the NT. Unfortunately Buyern will be fawning over him if he hopefully gets fired from this cancerous club this season.

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Which NT? In Germany Löw has a lifetime job

that wouldn't satisfy his autism. if he fails at PSG he'll go to the EPL.

Tuchel would be smart move for Bayern considering that their transfer policy is already garbage and Tuchel can't fuck it up any further.

Kanisterkopp

>club is not paying
>"I know! Tell them to pay more!"
Just ban being a criminal, bro.

It has started

streaming.media.ccc.de/camp2019

If Tuchel didnt work at BVB, because he kept getting into arguments with the bosses, he wont wort at Bayern.

/our guy/ finally made it

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Cillessen?

>Weghorst is 1.97m
wew

BIG WOUT IN DA ELFTAL TONITE

for me it's Pröpper

I ain't clicking that shit, nigger

Länderspielpause already?

Yes yes yes. Time for some Jogi. Post some Jogis.

honestly, i like the yellow cards for coaches

who do >we play? is it for qualification?

>Sörencamp2019
lel no. the intelligent people have left that shitshow years ago.

Die Sonne eilt uns voraus und geht am Horizont in einer CO2 Wolke unter. Wir sehen ihr noch lange sehnsüchtig nach. Wir treiben mitten im Meer, zwischen tausenden und abertausende Wellen, im Herzen des Atlantik, und die Sonne geht golden unter. Er hat mich fest im Griff, in seiner Gewalt. Ich bin ausgeliefert, will ausgeliefert sein, ausgeliefert in den golden-glitzernden Locken seiner brachialen und sanften Gewalt, ausgeliefert. Er umgarnt mich still, er umgibt mich rauschend. Ich spreche seine Sprache nicht, wir brauchen Worte: Er nascht von meinem Kot und leckt mich sauber. Er trägt mich und würde mich an liebsten gleich verschlingen, für immer tief in seinem Herzen tragen. Ich will, dass er in mich eindringt, mich von innen berührt, mit mir verschmilzt. Ich lasse meine Hand baumeln und er leckt an meinen Fingern. Meine Todessehnsucht steigert sich mit jedem Tag, oh du, mein geliebter Ozean, Quelle allen Lebens.
Greta, am 21.08.2019

>denmark btfoing Trump
lel

>THIS time he's finished!

>no search results on google

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>Bei Fallrückzieher verletzt: HSV-Profi Moritz erleidet Schlüsselbeinbruch
limassol

>Get some play time
>Actually do really well
>Injure yourself a week later
Poor guy.

Hochmut kommt vor dem Fallrückzieher

HAMBI BLEIBT!

Guys, I've heard Buyern still wants to get rid of Dschärohm. If someone makes an offer of around 25m they are gesprächsbereit.
Can somebody redpill me on this?

No

>no search results on 4plebs and desuarchive

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based.

it's
>'nö'
in /bundes/ speak though

Krautkanal Kopierpastete

>CO2 Wolke

it's nuh-uh in my speak though
t. /bundes/ CEO

okay

> Ösis

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based

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First for Austria is way more based than Deutschland

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Hier niet poepen!

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here is your (You)

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lol

FTPs are up!!!!!

events.ccc.de/camp/2019/wiki/FTP

cute

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???

Time for wie gewohnt Croissants und zusätzlich Kaffee.

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but a turd is gegevensdistributie? it is distributing gegevens from my bowels back to nature

what is max meyer up to these days?

If you mean Weghorst, he got called up before

Netherlands and Northern Ireland. Yes.

Hoeneß will be gone soon and Rummenigge is a fan of Tuchel

getting relegated with Crystal Palace, but at least did he start both premier league matches this season

must be why they're getting relegated

Ribery to Fiorentina confirmed

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era of the bull

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era of the lyon

why is Memphis not picked up by Buyern?

because hes shit

Because he's inconsistent. Although I think he'll do better if he keeps being played on the left wing this season.

he is pretty decent and number 7 is open for him now as well

Because he extended

Oh sorry, confused him with Martial

imagine going from Ribery 7 to Depay 7
imagine going from Robben 10 to Coutinho 10
imagine going from James 11 to Cuisance 11

doesn't matter, Lyon are winning the league.

Bayern Hühnchen :DDDDDDD

first september weekend has been Länderspielpause since forever

Why buy decent players, when you can loan good players?

Why didn't Bayern buy Guererro? Why does nobody rate him? He's Dortmund second best winger only behind Sancho, has only one contract year left and can leave relatively cheap.

Hes very inconsistent and has had some very bad phases (worse than Pulisic). Also Bayern isnt really a step up from Dortmund right now, since Barca and PSG want him.

which one of you did this?

>visiting Yea Forums after the year 2009
literally kill yourself

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cringe

>Klopp über Coutinho: "Seit del Piero habe ich keinen wie ihn gesehen"
GRA-NA-TE

youtube.com/watch?v=UnU0D4StXz0

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Who here /BVB/?

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> Birthday
> get beat up by the bloods
> get on with your daily routine of playing cards

streamable.com/bs5gg

19:09 Echte Liebe

19:09 Echte Liebe

19:09 Echte Liebe

shut the fuck up

1. Based
2. extremely redpilled

Cringe

Based

>bots arguing with bots

@94916375
kill yourself sören

Greters mother claims that her mongo can see CO2.

Who here remembers the good old time listening to the Radiokonferenz on Saturday asfternoon and then watching Ran on Sat1 seeing Dariusz Wosz score the winner?

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anybody still want me to upload that report about Lea?

>Schalke linked to Terrier
he's a pretty cool player, props to them if they pull this off.

Lewandowski
Coman - Cuntinio - Gnabry
Goretzka - Thiago
Alaba - Hernandez - Süle - Kimmich
Neuer

This is a good Liniehoch

yes

who?

N

I

G

E

R
eh, almost

I

A

>Ein Reporter des Rundfunk Berlin-Brandenburg (rbb) ist vor dem Spiel des 1. FC Union gegen RB Leipzig am Sonntag angegriffen und geschlagen worden.
>Gefilmt wurden die Menge der zum Stadion An der Alten Försterei in Köpenick laufenden Besucher.
>Dabei gab es einen Übergriff zweier Besucher, die Fanartikel des 1. FC Union trugen. Eine Person entriss dem rbb-Reporter das Handy und löschte die gemachten Videoaufnahmen.
>Der Reporter versuchte wenig später an anderer Stelle, erneut Videos für die Berichterstattung zu drehen. Daraufhin gab es einen weiteren Übergriff von Union-Anhängern. Dem Reporter wurde erneut das Handy entrissen. Eine Person schlug ihm ins Gesicht. Der rbb-Reporter blieb unverletzt.

whats a good program to cut movie files? Movie maker make it choppy for some reason

>Eine Person schlug ihm ins Gesicht. Der rbb-Reporter blieb unverletzt.
must be a real fatface

WTF are Traditionsclubs the baddies?

or a real Sören of a Schläger.

Avidemux or ffmpeg

DAS RITE

Young Boys Young Boys
Whatcha gonna do
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you

nordbayern.de/sport/paderborns-gjasula-schlagt-helm-pflicht-im-profifussball-vor-1.9240469

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>Der Hipster ist zwischen 20 und 30 Jahre alt, trägt eine massive Brille, Dutt oder Undercut und einen gepflegten Vollbart. Zu seinem karierten Flanellhemd, das hochgekrempelt den Blick auf seine tätowierten Unterarme ermöglicht, kombiniert er eine Skinny-Jeans, die von Hosenträgern gehalten wird. Und wie gelangt er zu seinem Lieblings-Café, wo er wahlweise Mate oder Soja-Latte trinken wird? Natürlich mit dem hellblauen Vintage-Rennrad.

why Pflicht though?

Unbesiegt

...

...

I dont know about Dortmunds defense.
Schulz has still to prove himself. Piszczek is good but old and wont be able to constantly perform. Schmelzer didnt play like for a year and Hakimi is shaky defensively.

Hummels and Akanji seem fine, but when one of those cant play, the only replacements are Zagadou, Weigl and Balerdi. Zagadou is always good for a fuck up, Weigl seems the most solid eventhough he isnt really a CB. We know nothing about Balerdi.

fugg

yes hello

True, but maybe that Barca kid can come good or Hakimi is going to improve his defensive game

I don't understand, if Coutinho is going to play in the middle then why did they get rid of James? James is much better and cheaper

yes yes hello
i just ate a whole packung of knoppersriegel

I just ate 5 eggs on 3 slices of Bayrischer Landkruste

How fat are you

yes yes
im not

I just bought 250g of American Pistazien because I didn't want to let them starve to death.

anal mit jessy

now i have blähungen

surprised how well they played. or maybe belgrade is just shit idk

BVB just made a langfristigen deal with this 14 (FOURTEEN) year old Wunderkind.

Thoughts?

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is he fast?

pretty fast for a 50 year old

james rather be with zidane than us
best not to dwell on it fren

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Coutinho >>> James

12yo and a refugee, please understand

>hasn't scored in 2 games
like clockwork

Erzgebirge Hue

the higher ups at dortmund told him to tone it down, his 6 goals were pretty auffällig. people started to ask questions.

More like Schmerzgebirge Aua :DDDD

>Renato Sanches is very interested in the project of Lille. The French club will start talks with the player. The negotiations between Bayern and Lille have accelerated in the past few hours. Bayern are demanding €30m including bonuses

bayern demanding something
lmao

how do I prepare minuten steaks? I somehow managed to make them tough but still rose inside, wtf.
Obviously I had them on a very hot pan for a short time flipping, dont know how else to do it...

Bundesliga top goal scorer 2020/21

good on him for getting a rentenvertrag

just don't buy those post stamps disguised as meat
buy proper meat instead

it's a scam
they come out tough even in a glowing cast iron pan

Opinions on Jana Azizi?
youtube.com/watch?v=Tvyi9FVqZJ4

what are some examples of bundesliga clubs foolishly refusing to sell valuable assets?

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Hot young striker refuses a transfer, gets massive new offer, doesn't feel good and changes - Bayern. Many such cases

Sad!

Hey /bundes/ is this retro shirt legit? It's from 74

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let them come up to room temperature, dont throw them into the pan straight out of the fridge

Don't know, don't care it's buyern trash. Although I did dream today that I owned the NT jersey of the Kaiser himself. Weird.

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What do you think of this retro Gremio shirt?

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>Jackie
I would.

Everything my Vorredner said + start with high temperature and only fry them for a relative short time on both sides (~30sec) then take your pan off the stove cover it and let it simmer for a few seconds/minutes.
Here's some general advice from the standard reference for soon-to-be-cooks in Germany.

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no jokes about his age please! Lukaku was very mature too!!!

have you realised that the average /bundes/ regular speaks better English than most "journalists"?

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We do? Writing english is much easier for me than speaking english desu.

I meant written English, sorry. Obviously can't judge spoken English (vocaroo pls ;)).

lost my microphone a few months back :(

>tfw became an expert on making beef on account of eating it every Sunday
Describe how to prepare a, say, piece of roastbeef.
And then describe how to prepare a Hüftsteak (lean, couldn't find a proper translation).

boomers take pride in bade english to be fair

b&r

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Preparing a Hüftsteak is as basic as it can get. Get your meat out of the fridge early enough. Put it in a pan on high temperature. Fry both sides for ~2 min and then put it into the oven to reach your desired core temperature.
I'm to lazy to write down the Roastbeef thing (how too prepare (parieren) correctly, but pic related should get you some basic information.

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Weve been over this. The last time James played well was in 2014. Coutinho is on another level compared to James. Plus James wanted to leave, so its not like Bayern had a choice.

I'm a boomer myself

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Coutinho and James are different player types anyway and I unironically think that a Hamez in top form would've helped Bayern much more than Coutinho could ever hope for.

If Coutinho scores 7-10 goals and has some clutch moments, he already would have played better than James ever did at Bayern.

If my mom had 2 wheels she would be a bycicle. No use in speculation at this point.

the last time coutinho played well was in 2017

>Hütter kritisiert NADA: "Teilweise respektlos"
hmmmmm....

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>geleeartiger Powergel-Shot
Bremanon is at it again

why do dudes who work in IT have such a distinctive look? god i hate them so much

the beta male look?

The place worked at, we had a Ronny-Enrico IT guy.

McDonalds?

do you mean IT support?

>Für Bayern Münchens Renato Sanches hat sich offenbar am Mittwoch eine Chance zur Flucht aufgetan. Der wechselwillige Mittelfeldspieler könnte laut Informationen der französischen L'Equipe sowie Bild und RMC Sport zum OSC Lille transferiert werden. Die Ablöseforderungen des FC Bayern sollen sich auf 30 Millionen Euro belaufen.

>30m
>for this fat sack of shit

It's pretty much the same amount of money they paid for him.

>ManUtd bastelt an einem Wintertransfer von Sancho
>Jadon Sancho soll allen voran bei Teammanager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer ganz oben auf der Wunschliste stehen. "Jeder weiß, dass der Markt im Januar sehr kompliziert ist. Aber falls der Transfer den Ausschlag geben könnte, damit United in den Top 4 bleibt, wird die Klubführung nicht zögern", wird der Insider zitiert.
>Die Red Devils seien bereit, für den Superstar von Borussia Dortmund umgerechnet 110 Millionen Euro zu zahlen.

>110m
truely the Bayern Hühnchen of the PL

>110m for Sancho
>125m for Dumbele
Will Dortmund be richer than buyern in the future?

They paid for a young prospect and they are selling a failed fat piece of shit - that's 10 years older and has been nbenched for 2 years.

It's even more rediculous than as if Dortmund would ask for 30m for Shirley.

In the upfront payment

>Aki: "BYE!"

>110 Millionen Euro
cute.

RESPEKTLOS
he's literally their best player (in training games), 30m is a steal for this world class prospect.

Why are dykes so fucking disgusting?

>meet cute girl
>at some point hear she's lesbian
>"well, whatever. I'm fine with this. She's still a nice person and fun to be around."
>*kopfkino of me joing their steaming hot lesbo sex and rescuing her from homosexuality intensifies*
>one day I finally see her fiancée
>it's GUIDO FUCKING WESTERWELLE
>can't look her straight in the eyes ever since

Nasty-ass, old-fart dykes are fucking grooming children that are half their age.

uhm, pretty sure that Westerwelle is dead.

we don't shittalk based Guido on this board, consider this your first warning

maybe Moelemann

>based Guido
>based
>Guido

I member

That's not how it works.
If you want to get him then try getting into the CL FIRST.

Mhmm

let me spoonfeed you, dear zoomer

youtube.com/watch?v=laUJzGMUEI4

Fuck off. Westerwelle was literally an irl shitposter. Spewing out bullshit without giving it any second thought, only craving for attention.

can't wait to add another one to my collection

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neck yourself Sören

you first sissy boy

...

No disagreement there. And James 2014. Do some quickmaths.

Did Schmadtke really fuck Stögers wife?

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COUTINHO WILL NOT PLAY AGAINST SCHALKE

I'll be impressed if he makes more than 10 games for Bayern.

based Stöger

DELET

Source? If Scheiße plays like they did vs Gladbach, they can even steal a point.

Kovac said in the Pressekonferenz that Coutinho won't play against >Schalke bcs of training but Perisic will be playing from beginning most likely. Hernandez isn't playing as well.

>Am Wochenende stehen dem Trainer nun gleich drei hochkarätige Sommer-Neuzugänge zur Verfügung. "Die Versprechen wurden eingehalten", lobte Kovac die Führungsetage. "Kompliment."
who?

>Perisic from the beginning
Not surprised, Im just curious who gets benched. Im assuming Coman.

cuisance is better than any german youth talent

It does feel like collective delusion doesnt it? Somehow everyone is pretending that Perisic and Coutinho arent loaned...

Like Havertz?

joke? I can name like 3 young german CMs who can actually start for their club.

...

who?

Neuhaus
Eggestein
Geiger
Maier
you might even count in Weigl although he's "already" 23

going to the local Bürgerbüro for me ummeldung. Wish me luck I'm already pretty late.

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Those are all pretty decent talents you spastic

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>94928038
it's true though

gl

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stop translating the TM bauern forum

I'm not retarded so I don't have to.

>"select all motorcycles"
>no motorcycles, only two golf carts on the green
>click 'Verify'
>doesn't work
>select all golf carts, click 'Verify'
>'Post successful'

>Nicht wegen Kritik: Kovac verrät wahren Grund für Sanches-Geldstrafe
>Trainer Niko Kovac hat eine Geldstrafe für den portugiesischen Fußball-Europameister Renato Sanches beim FC Bayern München bestätigt. Allerdings lieferte der Coach des deutschen Rekordmeisters am Donnerstag eine andere Begründung als die bislang in Medien verbreitete.
>Er habe die Strafe gegen Sanches aber nicht ausgesprochen, weil dieser sich nach dem Spiel öffentlich über seinen Kurzeinsatz gegen die Berliner beklagt hatte. "Er hat das Training nach dem Spiel nicht mitgemacht", klärte Kovac auf. Die Reservisten wie Jérôme Boateng mussten nach dem Abpfiff noch Läufe und Sprints in der Allianz Arena absolvieren. Sanches verschwand dagegen gleich zum Duschen in der Kabine. Das könne man nicht einfach so zulassen, erläuterte Kovac.

huh? I though he was bester Mann im Training?

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He probably thought he didn't have to join cause he was subbed in

Fortuna manager Friedhelm Funkel: "For me Kai Havertz is the best player in Germany."

good player

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Jessy Wellmer In ihrer allerersten Sendung spottet bei einem Archivbild von Düsseldorfs Trainer Friedhelm Funkel: „Der Mann mit der schönen Frisur.“

Kölner Bürgeramt wins once again by having retarded Öffnungszeiten. I'm going to write an e-mail now hoping that those mongs more have than one PC.

google would like to say thank you

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Based Friedhelm

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Friedhelm is absolutely right. All we can do is pray to Kai, for he is our god. The saviour of white football.

*now, hoping that those mongs have more

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1) no one cares
2) too retarded too function normally, you might be autistic

ummelden geht nur persönlich du dummer mongo. verpiss dich mit deiner offtopic kacke. wenn denn wenigstens interessant wäre, aber es ist eine folge „Langweiliges vom Hirnlein“. Es ist ganz allein deine schuld, dass du zum scheissen zu blöd bist und deinen fetten faulen neet arsch nicht pünktlich aus deinem bett bekommst um während den Öffnungszeiten auf dem bürgeramt zu sein. deine mutter hat einen unfähigen dummen babymann auf die welt gepresst, ist bestimmt stolz auf den sohnemann. absoluter vollversager.

It's a nice late summer afternoon outside so I'm going for a walk
goodbye
youtube.com/watch?v=i4YklqpJaUQ

>autist doesn't know what an appointment is
back to whatever hole you crawled out off, /bundes/ clearly isn't the place for you.

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Ok bundes, I bought a buyern shirt, but I support Schalke. Is that ok? I didn't find any Schalke shirts here btw.

Its only ok, if its a fake shirt.

sure you had an appointment
fuckoff you spastic

Did you buy a Coutinho shirt?

dodged a bullet schalke is actually retarded

It's the retro shirt posted above, I think I'm okay then
Wtf no. Fuck buyern.

>I didn't find any Schalke shirts here btw.
They dont sell trashbags in Brazil?

post it again pls too lazy to scroll through
or if you can’t link your post

based

this one right here, got it for only 100 bucks

looks great
but 100 bucks is pretty expensive imo

Yeah, but it's a pretty shirt and I got it bundled with the maradona's boca shirt as well.

anal mit Jessy!

m.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/bakery-jatta-anwalt-erwirkt-fristverlaengerung-fuer-hsv-profi-64136374.bildMobile.html

pretty fishy, needing fristverlängerung always means they need time to make shit up
t. lawyer

nice! congratz

Danke, have a good day lad

Jessy is not for lewds.

ahem... my question still hasn't been answered

she is for anal impregnation

Oh yes, I'm sorry. This shirt seems to be from 87 when almost every club from brazil had the coca-cola sponsor on their shirts. So I believe it's a true one and it looks good. Although I would suggest you to buy a Inter shirt. Just saying.

severe lack of late transfers this window
jut when you thought buli clubs couldn't get any more vernünftig

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Immer wenn es Zeit wird zu gehen verpass ich den Moment und bleibe stehn

Bas Bas wir brauchen Bas

wasn't coutinho enough?

bayern is alright, tho the granate saga has ben dragging on for so long it feels hardly new
it's the others that are slacking
can't name a single player that schalke bought for example

German football is kinda low at this point, the only real contender I see in european leagues is bayern for example. I think the other german teams should look more into the south american teams. There are two guys that are playing a lot here in brazil, gabriel barbosa and bruno henrique. Both play for flamengo and I don't think they are worth more than 30m euros. So they need to look at more leagues and not just focus on europe.

so you slap the leab steak directly into the pan, no oil, no butter, nothing?
are you insane?

>matt penney to st pauli on loan
feel sorry for him having to put up with jos the loss but be interesting to see how he does in 2 bundes
good player

Nice Sache

Das Bost

pauli is going down

with luhukay in charge they will

Raman and some british kid, Kenny I think, and they sold Embolo, thats all I can think of

hello, I'm back from my walk.

Kabak from Buttgart

19:09 Echte Liebe

Always interesting to see brits in the (2.) Buli desu. Don't know if he's going to get the playing time he needs, given that Buballa is their deputy captain. Or at least I think he is.

quads confirm that this post is ABSOLUTELLY BASED

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Based

Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=VbTKyF0tckM

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is there a better mid in bundes?

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Hello, didn't really posted here regulary during the past few weeks. Your thoughts on Skov? People here that know a bit about the Superligaen are actually kinda hyped about him.

good post

there is even a better mid in his team

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Skov means Wald.

the more you know.....

friendly reminder that bullying is wrong :)

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...

Are you ready for Sunday, Scheisstracht?

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I still miss this little neger like you wouldn'T believe

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happy to bump your thread fren

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Fuck bvb

Got some (highly illegal) stream? Or is it on Sport1?

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Nitro

or soccerstreams

>Calmund literally called QT a 'Granate'
Ourguy tbdesu.

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Yes. Fuck every club that isn't my club!

Whatever happened to that young german talent that went to buyern? Haven't heard of him in a while.

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>tfw you spend years on /bundes/, bot knowing that Calle is one of the most active shitposters on here

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Which of the many talents are we talking about?

Sinan Kurt?

Jann Fitte Fart?

we've sent a dutch defender out on loan to osnabruck as well as penney going to pauli so be keeping an eye on those teams this year
they show a match a 2B match a week on tv here which is pretty good

Mario Götze?

Mitschäll Weiser?

Yes, he’s quite good, but in my imo he’s around Hoffenheim tier good, possibly slightly above, so I don’t expect him to move them to another level. World class at free-kicks of course.

HAHAHAHA I'M SAVING THIS PEPE

Kwasi Okyere Wriedt?

>World class at free-kicks of course.
Interesting. I heard Tobi Escher saying that he's scoring a lot of his goals from outside the box, but to me it sounded like he's exceptionally good shoots from distance. Not that being good at freekicks take anything away from him.

Emre Can?

>Dutchfren is already drunk
based but at the same time worrying

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Nils Petersen

Jan Schlaudraff?

Euroleague is way more comfy than Champignons league

that's a well known fact + euro league is way less predictable.

>shitenhagen

pls respon

Yes hello. Of course you do. Forgot that to write that. Some, at least, canola oil would be my recommendation.

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granatbry?

why does this cat look so much like denmark?

*Forgot to write that
no more Rosé for me

Will Francoforte buy some players when they made it past the EL quali? Their squad looks pretty average on paper.

DenCat would have some gin intsead of wine

Cat (the other one) ran away two days ago. Looked everywhere in the neighbourhood and our local Tierheim. He's gone ;_;

elmo, got banned for offtopic posting in /bundes/, those fucking mods man.

Who knows. But they already spent a decent amount of their transfer money on players like Hinteregger, Rode and Sow. And as it is now they will probably pay some serious cash for Bass Doot also.

*in a better place now

*Some, at least decent, canola oil would be my recommendation.
"alcohol and drugs have ruined my life"

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Bas Dost has not been registered for EL.

Only for playoffs. He could play in group stage.

Source?

Are there any good unis in Germany with reputation of being good in teaching social/political sciences?

Considering options for my magisterial degree

The uni in Frankfurt is the one that comes to mind (because of famous Frankfurt school). Any others? Or German unis more about math and engineering stuff?

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Why are you so lazy? Just put the words in google.

bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/eintracht-frankfurt-bas-dost-wird-morgen-noch-nicht-spielen-64118258.bild.html

>social/political sciences

Humboldt Uni in Berlin?

Frankfurt uni sucks

Frankfurt and Berlin (Humboldt and FU) should be the most prestige ones. But if I'm being honest I have no idea about current social science research. Some friend told me that >we (Uni Köln) have some decent Social Science sector too. But as I said, I have no idea.

Männer:
Alexander Zverev (Hamburg/Nr. 6) - Radu Albot (Moldau)
Jan-Lennard Struff (Warstein) - Christian Ruud (Norwegen)
Philipp Kohlschreiber (Augsburg) - Lucas Pouille (Frankreich/Nr. 25)
Cedrik-Marcel Stebe (Mühlacker) - Filip Krajinovic (Serbien)
Dominic Thiem - Thomas Fabbiano (Italien Nr. 40)
Frauen:
Angelique Kerber (Kiel/Nr. 14) - Kristina Mladenovic (Frankreich)
Julia Görges (Bad Oldesloe/Nr. 26) - Natalia Wichljanzewa (Russland)
Tatjana Maria (Bad Saulgau) - Kaia Kanepi (Estland)
Andrea Petkovic (Darmstadt) - Mihaela Buzarnescu (Rumänien)
Mona Barthel (Neumünster) - Lesia Zurenko (Ukraine)
Laura Siegemund (Metzingen) - Zhang Shuai (China)

AUF GEHTS, DOMI!

fat lea?

no that was me

ogre

Some food stuff actually. Like there are tons in this thread.

>cuckfurt

anything with fat I do completely without oil or fat though
I hust use the beef's fat so it doesn't burn

>Shitfurt

Frankfurt is shit. What the other user said either FU or HU. Or if it's only for some internationally reputable name Greifswald.

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where can i watch the match?

Thanks brueder

come over bebe ;)

>losing to some part-time EU-Abgeordnete

Interesting... one of the regular contributors to the Guardian’s Football Weekly soccer podcast has transitioned from being a man into being a woman.

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Barry Glendenning? LMAO

That can work, but it's highly dependent on the meat, temperature and pan. I'm not a fan of those "no fat!" crazes that retards try to push every now and then just because they think using only tiny amounts of fat and drinking cola light would suddenly help them to get off of their fatso ways of living.
Just use fat in a resonable amount of fat for your food and you will have no problems with being overweight. Not sitting 24/7 on your lazy ass and not eating sugary stuff all the time should obvious behaviour.
Fuck food nazis
thenks for reading.

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No, it’s the former Paolo Bandini, now Nicky Bandini.

Does Rafael(a) Honigstein still write for the Guardian?

That's the Serie A girl isn't it? Havent read any Guardian articles in years though.

No, he works for an American magazine called The Athletic which has poached a good deal of the most famous British soccer journalists as well.

Marcel Jansen?

Yes, Serie A and NFL

okay

Best song ever?

youtube.com/watch?v=Rk_sAHh9s08

Have some girl that is transfering into a man at my Berufschulklasse atm. Pretty inderasting desu.

not bundes

did you fuck him yet?

Pics or didn't happen

90's songs? That would be Return of the MAck,

Asked her to post some pics once she/he sees some difference. Still waiting.
"Interesting" thing is that she doesn't fit into the Yea Forums autismo stereotype of transsexuals but is just some plain gril that feels like she wasn't born in the right body.

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can't deal with people who make a public spectacle out of their sexuality
reminds me of down kids who show people the porn they found on the internet

I know what you mean, but she really doesn't desu. Took her month to tell other classmates than me on what she's planning.

Lukas Podolski?

Sebastian Deisler?

>Eintracht playing with some true 3-at-the back line up
Noice. Havent really watched a lot of Eintracht games last season. Interesting to see some different approaches once in a while.

>try different approach
>lose
high iq

what does that have to do eith cooking beef
I just like preparing my beef without any fat if possible to preserve the taste, it has enough fat by itself

Browsing some Eintracht articles atm. Seems like thier 3 at the back approach seems to be the norm.

So you were talking about preparing? TO me it sounded like you wouldn't use any fat at all (which is fine, but still)
I have to get up early tomorrow, but please post some steak advice. I will read it tomorrow.

>never change a running system
>lose
high iq

>Frankfurt isn't even trying to play decent football
So this is the famous Büffelgerde I read so much about.

for me, it's the kontaktgrill.

>Lukas Podolski?
yellowed

>play more or less the same starting XI for most of the last season while playing some high energy football
>players run out of steam 6 weeks before the season ended
>Frankfurt autists still praise Hütter like the second coming of christ
pathetic

>that post
I should really stop posting
sleep tight /bundes/

youtube.com/watch?v=5aoWQIZ3g_A

oh nonnononono

anything that is not extremely lean I just slam into the pan, 2 min, 2 min and then put it in the oven at ~90°C for 10-15 min
a thicc steak might earn 3 min each side at max

so who in frankfurt is supposed to score these 40 goals this season?

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they won't score at all, it is over for them

Hlw bunnis

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"nice" attendance

please tell me this is the audience for a women's boreball game

>„Die größte Schwäche bei den Bayern sehe ich aktuell im zentralen defensiven Mittelfeld. Thiago ist kein alleiniger Sechser, dafür fehlen ihm die Abräumer-Fähigkeiten. Javi Martínez hat zwar bewiesen, dass er es in großen Spielen noch kann, allerdings glaube ich nicht, dass es auf Strecke reicht. Könnten die Bayern auf dieser Position nachlegen, wären sie ein Anwärter auf den Champions-League-Titel“, schreibt der ehemalige Nationalspieler.
>Hamanns Alternativ-Vorschlag für einen defensiven Sechser: „Vielleicht kann man Corentin Tolisso umschulen, oder aber die Bayern stellen Joshua Kimmich dorthin.“

okay, implying that he really said this, Hamann confirmed for uber-brainlet.

Not an argument.

Based, a cubs fan can be from anywhere but a Sox fan is from Chicago

>"Thiago [...] fehlen die Abräumer-Fähigkeiten."
>play le pacy glass bone nig on that position

yeah it's pretty retarded

looks like a rain delay

>Laut einem Bericht der „L’Équipe“ befindet sich der FC Bayern in konkreten Verhandlungen mit LOSC Lille über einen Sommertransfer des wechselwilligen Renato Sanches (22, Foto). Die französische Sportzeitung schreibt: „Wenn Bayern nicht zu gierig ist, wird Sanches ein Lille-Spieler“. Demnach verlangen die Münchner für ihren Europameister eine Ablöse in Höhe von rund 25 Millionen Euro ohne Boni – diese Summe sei jedoch noch zu hoch für den Vizemeister der Ligue 1.

thinking about bundes

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>Die französische Sportzeitung schreibt: „Wenn Bayern nicht zu gierig ist, wird Sanches ein Lille-Spieler“.
absolutele madmen!

>Wenn Bayern nicht zu gierig ist,
that's a nö then. anything over 10m€ would be too much.

WTF? Sanches is still only 22, think of the potential!

makes me sick

just like Jattery Baka

you mean that Bakery Jaffa kid?

that guy looks like henderson

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>sells "was der für nen scheiß zusammenspielt" Bernat for 5 million
>wants 25+ boni for "worst player in the history of the EPL" Sanches

youtube.com/watch?v=OVp5iPPscSI

How highly is Colon going to lose today?

According to the customers, Dortmund got lucky vs Augsburg. Colon gonna win 2-0.

screencapped ;)

Alcaca quadruple incoming desu

why is schalke selling so many players? if they sell Bentapleb and Konoplonker they'll be down to a 25 man squad.

They have alot of debt and alot of their players are being cunts, so they wanna get rid of their trouble-makers. Im still not sure whether Gladbach just had a bad day, is actually shit, or Schalke is that good, despite their trash squad and coach.

Nice

Gonna make me eat my words later...

>some zoomer azubi is complaining about the heat
>it's 26°C

bet he's a neuburger

what's the humidity in your area?

Annabelle Rogers was in Berlin and berlinsören did not inform me on time.

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low because we're not in fucking Kamerun.

no he's your typical Fiete

>Arsenal-Coach Emery: Mustafi und Elneny sollen sich „andere Herausforderung“ suchen
I still don't know how Mustafi ended up at Arsenal. one of the worst professional players I've seen in my life.

youtube.com/watch?v=sLIiHRCoZLk
comfy schalke pk in 2 hours

>Bayern und BVB live im Free-TV: Spiele der zweiten DFB-Pokal-Runde festgesetzt
>Bayern gegen Boicum am Dienstagabend (20 Uhr auf Sport1 und im Live-Ticker bei n-tv.de) und Dortmund gegen Gladbach am Mittwoch (20.45 Uhr in der ARD und im Live-Ticker bei n-tv.de): Das sind die Topspiele der zweiten DFB-Pokalrunde am 29. und 30. Oktober - und damit live im Free-TV zu sehen. Es finden jeweils vier Spiele pro Tag um 18:30 Uhr und vier weitere um 20:45 Uhr statt. Einzige Ausnahme: Die Bayern stoßen im Boicumer Ruhrstadion bereits um 20 Uhr an.

Let's see if >schalke can shithouse something this season.

easy 10th place finish. schalke are good when nobody expects them to perform.

If Schalke steals a point tomorrow, Ill stop shittalking them for the rest of the half season.

wouldn't even be that much of an upset.

I think it would, because if Kovac doesnt win tomorrow, the players will openly revolt and it will cost him his neck this time around (imo).

nah

still thinking about bundes

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Who would they even replace him with?

Mourinho

>want to get rid of kovac because of his unattractive football
>proceed to hire mouyes
nah

>Mouyes & Würstchen-Uli
what could possibly go wrong?

Mourinho
This. Hes already learning German. He said so in an interview.

streamable.com/wgjol

The new Rennes talent (16 years old) and half of Europe wants him, including BVB.

no longer thinking about bundes

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Me on the left
Don't click virus

He was amazing against Paris.

He really was. I just hope he wasnt a one-hit-wonder like Sanches, but given his quality, Im guess hell keep playing on this level.

Test

He’s already a starter for Rennes this season, which is just insane at his position and at 16 years old. They got into the Europa league this season so that’s also going to get him a lot of exposure. Rennes’ academy is just insanely good desu.

>Nigger
none cares

>le pacy dribble into defenders nigger

QUICK

name a song you like of a club you dont like at all. for me, it's heja bvb

where are the amazing clips then? because the above link doesnt show anything noteworthy

yeah sorry, I actually watched the game.

Current Bayern squad. Does this actually look good now?

>this thread won't last until friday
APOLOGIZE

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>APOLOGIZE
fug :DD

mer stönn zo dir

Hes a midfielder.

You might actually wanna watch the clip then.

Hamburch moine Perle desuhonest

thinking about bundes again

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Ah, the french Ranto Sanches. Wonder what his Vorbereitung was like.

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The squad looks good, until Martinez/ThiagoComan/Gnabry get injured (matter of time). Plus their defense is shaky without Hernandez who is still injured. If god forbid, Lewandowski gets injured, its over for Bayern. Without him, theyd struggle with teams like Freiburg.

but lewa missed 5 clear cut chances against frieburg last season

Really can't wait for Gladbach to play the game of their season against the Dirtcucks, only to choke it away against the Bauern later in the Pokal.

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They were pretty bad vs >Schalke.

That game really was hilarious.

They will wait for PSG to sack Tuchel and then get him

Hansi Flick

>They were pretty bad vs >Schalke.
And people were hyping Rose to be some kind of GOAT manager, joke.

>Thomas "gets coached by Julien Stéphan" Tuchel

i watched the clip. its shit.

>waaah why isn't he dribbling past 5 players and scoring a blooter from 60 yards out!!!

>That flag.
You only rate him because he is a nig.

>dribble into defender
>do a normal pass
>dribble into defender
>dribble into defender
>run very fast
>dribble into defender
>do a normal pass
>get fouled
>hoof the ball in, some guy actually scores (woah!)
>dribble into defender
>do a normal pass
damn, he is the new messi indeed.

you don't rate him because he's a nig

How the fuck is there STILL no leak about the Aue happenings, what's the reason for this Trainer-Beurlaubung

familiäre Probleme

How did I know the talent was a bigger before even clicking it, you ask? Because he's from a French club

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>>hoof the ball in, some guy actually scores (woah!)
if he was white you'd be praising his vision

Make your own general instead of shitting up /bundes/, nigger toucher.

he literally just hoofs the ball in and hopes for the best. there is no need for vision. same applies for whitebois

Unlike you I'm not a mong so I just appreciate good players regardless of ethnicity.

lol what an indoctrinated cuck

I think it's the right time to remind you that today is wundes again. The Friday match will be shown on ES again and begins at 19:15. This week top pairing features the Buyern whores and last weeks Turbine-Bezwinger FFC Frankfurt.

>Buyern 19:15 1. FFC Frankfurt (live on Eurosport 1)

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wtf? I'm for denmark winning the wc now!

whats with the neck fat

on which one?

Nice. Stream?

It's out!

Inside.Borussia.Dortmund.S01E02.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-NTb

on both, their chins are retretaing into their necks and look flabby

> Bayern have reached an agreement with Marc Roca to replace Renato Sanches. The club will pay his €40m release clause and Roca will join Bayern on a 5-year contract [Lequipe]

Granate?

I happens when you consume more calories than your body uses over a longer period of time.

laterally whomst

Literally the first granate.

yes yes, but I thought they're "athletes"

Speaking of Sanches, he has been seen in Lille, deal seems to be done

>Renato Sanches to Lille is a done deal. The player will arrive this afternoon in France to undergo his medical and sign a 5 year contract. Bayern and Lille have reached an agreement on €25m including add-ons

>Bayern and Lille have reached an agreement on €25m including add-ons
Doubt.png

Based.

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>Hernandez and Coutinho
>not Granaten

Stop being a slave to Big Brother and get off of (((online broadcasting))). Get a sat dish.

Why do they state the height? Also really nice Schönschrift.

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>goes on and calls Bailey, Tah or Wendell a n****r

>defender and a LOANED player

Doesn't matter if he's loaned he's going to dab on Dortmoors this season.

> wraps your feet in plastic

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so you get an idea if there's some giant going to walk all over you or if it's a manlet who cant compete in the air

That may well be, but hes loaned and Bayern wont buy him. So hes not a granate. Hes a Übergangslösung.

It's so they don't break during transportation.

Are they studying /bundes/ during half time break to get insights on their opponent?

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>to replace Renato Sanches
as the token talent aka benchwarmer? the real question is, why is Lille dumb enough to pay 25m for Renate Sanschiss.

manlets btfo

same reason buyern went all in on some random ass hobo who played a bit during the euro

Boomern will buy him if he delivers.

mirin

the laptop guy has nice hair

now 1 Volvic Juicy Grapefruit

they are such professionals, they even make Ulle look like a starving horse on a diet

protip: every day is cheat day

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>120m€ buyout and 25m wages
laughingulrich.jpg

Better than paying 180 for Gay Havertz next season

No.

>3 more hours until best bundes
ahhhhh

debatable, you can always sell Havertz for a similar amount but Coutinho is 27. also Havertz will be happy with 10 million a year instead of 25 million.

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more like Mad Gay
LMOA

based tom

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shut up, "not tom", I'm not talking about your dykes.

>13.5 millionen NETTO

Absolute state of this pullover.

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fits the hairstyle and the name

Havertz isn't worth +100m

SLUT.

You are a brainlet.

'nö'

Bentaleb to Bremen

Ich bin Paco.
Du bist Aylin.

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you are
brandt was 25 million
havertz isnt worth 4x 25 million

Is that you, Durchfallanon?

yeah we're all going to be sooo shocked when someone buys him for 150m anyway.

Nein bin ich nicht.

He isnt worth 100m, but there will be a club willing to pay 150m next summer. Thats how economics work.

neue, ja?