Blue Jays @ Dodgers Thread

Blue Jays play in Dodger stadium for the first time since 2012

TOR
1. Bo Bichette (R) SS
2. Brandon Drury (R) 2B
3. Vladimir Guerrero Jr. (R) 3B
4. Randal Grichuk (R) RF
5. Teoscar Hernandez (R) CF
6. Justin Smoak (S) 1B
7. Danny Jansen (R) C
8. Derek Fisher (L) LF
9. Buddy Boshers (L) P

LAD
1. A.J. Pollock (R) CF
2. Max Muncy (L) 3B
3. Will Smith (R) C
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Chris Taylor (R) LF
6. Corey Seager (L) SS
7. Enrique Hernandez (R) 2B
8. Joc Pederson (L) RF
9. Clayton Kershaw (L) P

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>2012
fuck me I meant 2007

This will be fun. I was supposed to go to these games, but had to cancel my flight and everything.

Dodgers!

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Doyers!
Sorry bout that lad.

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Bo!

that was quick

o fuk

>kersh

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Jesus Christ kershit orel was warning you

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>vladito
I love it but there's not much to the -ito to him

day of the rake when?

stros desu

Jay's opener is so shit he will do well today

he isn't as bad as his era is

Jays win!

Welcome back kike

Greetings Doyers fans, pleased to meet you. That dinger..heh, it was nothing personal.

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I'm calling ICE, Canadians are not welcome

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astros poster here how's it going doyers and jays?

Holy fuck the Dodgers suck

Yea Forumsstros!

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this wasn't me i'm not bullying the dodgers

reid-foley is their best prospect, so i was expecting a loss

F I S H

Old-man Pollock getting things started

Goodboyi Pollock

the flood gates have opened, let the raking of leaves commence

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Remember when doyers got axford from them? I don't know what they gave up for him, but it was all shit

SMITTY

GET JIGGY WITH IT!

FRESH PRINCE

That's my ROY

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To think this guy was considered a "mediocre prospect" at one point

sean reid foley is so bad lol

are the doyers the best hitting team with 2 outs?

Bel Air'd

>pursuit on KCAL9

Sorry Cucknadians, but our rookies are better

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Shut up, we do this to every good pitcher.

don't play the "omg he suxxxx" card

They're definitely up there

you know hes only pitching because of injuries and trades. he is not "good" look at his stats

the dodgers have beaten diaz, yates, and hader

so? completely irrelevant to the fact reid-foley sucks

they beat up good pitchers

SEAGER

CAN'T BELEAGUER SEAGER!

Holy shit he beat the shift on that hit what a masterstroke lmao. Your first baseman is retarded btw

All 5 runs scored with 2 outs

that's obviously true but if you're actually watching this game you know that's not what's going on now

It's like this team doesn't function until there's two outs.

he doesn't though. I watched him throw a Gem vs. the royals

it's like the Astros will beat you again, agaisnt this time in 4 games instead of 7

>runs out of gas
fucking kek

lol, get fucked you fat piece of shit

Nice one, Seager.

kershaw's 5d chess worked

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Should i keep watching or play with my abacus?

great plate discipline, kershaw

Guys, I have a one page paper due tomorrow. I want to watch the game, but that paper is really important for my grade. What should I do?

M V P
V
P

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Poor guy's pants fell down.

BASED BELLI
The belt cannot contain his monster dong

BELLINGOD WITH THE SAGGING PANTS

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Copy and paste a picture of a page

Say you were spending quality time with your dad and forgot.

>Bellinger's pants fall off
FLASH FLOOD WARNING IN LA AREA

Imagine that one girl who ran on the field watching this

is this the closest I'll ever get to Cody undressing for me?

l-lewd

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Become a reporter and get into the locker room.

Imagine the smell.

Wow, Bichette crushed that.

fucking bo bichette

Where did this Bo Bafette guy come from?

Yo how legit is bichette? He's fuckin mashing it

Uh oh...

>another DP
lol

>doubting KerGOD

heh

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love this homo

MUNCED

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MUNCED

lucky slice by muncy

WELCOME BACK

The rout is on!

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stop

please have mercy

Will we see an appearance by kenley jansen 2night?

If Vlad looks like a 40 year old DH at age 20 I've gotta think he'll get to Pablo Sandoval/Bartolo level by year 5, and Prince Fielder by 10. Is there even a level beyond that?

really a lose/lose scenario for the doyers fanbase though

Is every dodger thread this fucking cringe?

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shut up moosefucker

yes

for the opponent I imagine so, most games are onesided rapefests

What up boys

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thick

Nice seats

nice seats

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what the fuck is a bo bichette?

little dante?

Yep

right on. he used to play for the california angels when i was just a little tike. i think he was there on little league day when we all got to go on the field before the game

for the angels tho it was always Gary DiSarcina or Chili Davis

or wally joyner or jim abbott

Good to see CT3 coming back hitting

Yeah, he's had a great game. At least Kike finally got a hit.

GREATEST ALLY

You just got Joc'd

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J O C
O
C

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