/hoc/

Hi, user.
I am also user.

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oh hey, Carl.. what's up?
It's Monster, from work =D
>i didn't know you watched hockey

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fartolina relocanes

THERE he is!

youuuu could say i like hockey, its kinda like golf ya kno?

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>classic fucking Carl
stay fresh, lad

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who

Hi, I'm Paul.

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Just made a /hoc/post.

allo, je suis marc-andré

Mais vous êtes cringe.
Je préfère ta soeur.

Aussie cup soon, there is a light at the end of the offseason tunnel

Fuck you, Paul
my sister still bitches about you, You not allowed at my house anymore
>We're all about Carl, now..
his nickname is "Chaz"

magic

youtube.com/watch?v=EpDmklLFXVc

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I want to fuck the Indian judge on chopped. She isnt that hot, I just want to wreck her.

>my team

God-like

>your team

Edmonton-like

Is this possibly the worst take on /hoc/?

pics or you're making shit up

that sounds reasonable
>i've had that thought process about classicly unsexy teachers before, never thought to find out what it's about though
now I'm fucking curious and ready to research
>NO! sit... drink..

I drank a monster and now I feel like I might actually die tonight

classic mistake
someone should right a ballad about (You)

we she probably smells like curry and feet

based as fuck and nostalgia'd youtube.com/watch?v=LcPuaW62hmg

youtube.com/watch?v=04kXkiTn7CU

She's on tv right now leaf. Just turn to the food network

i have no cable/satelite tv subscribtions lad

another fucking randy thread what a pathetic autist Christ in Heaven

seethe

cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=NW55FRXlPEs

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coffee doesnt even do anything for me i need a monster to wake up

Decent night boys

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>ipa
cringed so hard i hurt my neck

Here

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>>>/sips/
youtube.com/watch?v=KcyIT6QijAA

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wtf lad her face looks 80% plastic, to each his own i guess, also thanks for providing pics, you're a good lad

blegh

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youtube.com/watch?v=0XKykk-FFnw

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I forgot to return my book to the library today. It’s going to be a day late with a fine :(

i once had a 120$ fine on a book, had the pay the fine to get my master's degree

that's to bad, but that the literally entire point of fines and late fees
>kid.. shit

Holy based

I usually agree but tonight I just really want to colonize her

>library
>2019
you retard

>Do it like this niggas right hands in the air
>Ball it to a fist and put it over your heart
>Now let's say it all together let the ceremony start
>I shall, stay real stay true stay holding figures
>Never put a bitch over my niggas
>I shall never, cooperate with the law
>Never snake me I always hold you down in war
>If they take one of mine, I take one of theirs
>I never break the oath to the death I swear
>I swear that's how we pledge allegiance, to the alliance
>Of underworld's killers and thugs, though the science
>Of a nigga still yet to be found
>So light up some green, and pass it around (just pass it around)

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I'm not reading that

Haven’t masturbated in three days, lads.

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How has /hoc/ been filling the time during the offseason?

I just beat SOMA yesterday.
It was pretty darn good.

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Shitofaggot reloquebecs and their lone """"""""fan"""""""" homo/schizophrenic randy

go knights

ogopogo

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Thinking about taking a vacation day on the first day of the season.

think you might be the schizo, lad

3 to 8 hours on the ice 6 days a week, completing my master's degree, fucking french canadian girls in montreal

you'd better be in a relationship, bud
casual sex is degenerate

gotta empty my nuts somehow lad, can't jerk off multiple times a day

just get a hooker

>3 small cans of beer

whoa slow down cowboy, wouldn't want you to catch a small buzz.

can i have one last (You) before beddy bye?

Got my outfit ready for tomorrow's first day lads. Gonna be lit.

here ya go, champ

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eat ass

only acceptable outfit for a first day is pic related

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can wear boxers instead?
>I have droopy balls =/

didnt this dumb bitch only make like 5k for sucking all those cocks lmao

a human pin cushion, in you country's sweater
You're better than this Canada

ok then
heard she made 12k in like 3 years
i'd still hit it lad

No, she is bending the truth. Her pron career skyrocketed her worth due to popularity alone.

that story is just other attention seeking tactic she's using
>stop talking about her,

12k in 3 months and now cries because she didn't read the contracts she signed and doesn't get any residuals from her videos despite being one of the top rated pornstars despite not having done porn in years.

>mia's face when after years of not doing porn you guys are still talking about her porn career

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The Toronto maple leafs are the Mia Khalifa of the NHL

Says the man with her picture on his phone

>b2b relocane ops
for shame

i ain't no broke ass phone poster lad

pornography is bad and pornographers should be jailed

No, that whore has had some success, even as little as it was. The >laffs on the other hand

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Looks like miaposting is making a comeback huh

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The only time I ever see this girls name mentioned is when she complains about her porn career. I don't know, or care, what she does now. I think she hosts some obscure sports podcast. Lord knows how she got that.

>all thier

This is why there is no good Russian porn.

god no

t.

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>Looks like miaposting is making a comeback huh
godspeed

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cute

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mia get

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>pornwhore posting
god why

nice tuque

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hi user im retards

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O V I E ' D

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How does a Muslim look so much like a jew

mia likes publix sandwiches while watching hockey

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mia streching her shirt circa 2017

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those titties won the cup with meme magic

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its almost like they are from a similar region of the world

about to win the cup

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beer is SO FUNNY

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>spamming every thirty seconds
go fuck yourself, holy shit

mia braving the cold

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mia likes coffee

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mia likes the caps even at night

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Really wish the >craps would change their shit logo back to the eagle/white house

your hate is making mia do a sad

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That means nothing.

she gave up a tiddy for the cup lads

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ok that's it, she likes swedes, cancel mia

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Gabbogaggo :)

hope that puck got checked for std's

>gabbo

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its like a paki compared to an indian. they are basically the same people with different religions.

The Mia poster escaped his hole. who was on guard duty tonight?

it's black user

electra heart was on guard duty be she an hero'd

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Thoughts on these?

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Ah, so it already had them all.

Epstein's guards.

So find and swedes should look alike. But one is blonde haired blue eyes while the other is a Mongolian rape baby

The retro style is extremely gay, to me. Doesn't matter if it's done well either.

i look forward to seeing them wearing it once and then never seeing it again

what do you do when your team trades the player that’s on your jersey?

kill myself

you didn’t actually get a patrick laine jersey did you?

I had a semin jersey and in that case I just removed the 28 hahaha

Never get a name unless they've won a chip.

I’ve made the decision to remain celibate until the hockey season starts

Ya. "Decision"

>I’ve made the decision to remain celibate until the laffs win a cup
FTFY

What the fricking frack is marner’s problen?

I’ve made the decision to remain celibate until Laine gets signed for 11 mil per year

he's young and wants to make money. I don't know why people get so up in arms about it.

luckily for them that will be the end of this season

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psst marner come here you know you want to play with barzal

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tavares leaving was the most exciting thing to ever happen to the islanders

old thread isnt capped anymore

2 (You)s and I drink a bottle of wine tonight

winning 19 straight playoff series does get pretty boring

during this decade? bold of you to assume that when the isles, albeit like 17 years ago, nearly shat on the leafs
youtu.be/9EnQ262BIWk

>STAY SCARED M8

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do it lad

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ok

anything involving the leafs is elevated in peoples minds so I'm not surprised you remember it so well.

gonna set a reminder for the one year anniversary of this post

well for ages that was the last best chance the islanders had at winning a playoff series given how fucking mediocre the team was for 14 years. Seriously fuck those times.

List of famous jets fans
>BonbiBonkers
>Millie Bobby Brown
>me

the jet was cut in half in vegas 2 years ago, jets is a dead meme, move them back to some sunbekt shithole

business idea: /hoc/ buys and old cruise ship to live on. We replace all outdoor activity areas and pools with rinks

Las Vegas Knights formerly golden

>atlanta again
atlanta is a baseball city, they dont give a fuck about hockey. Jets at least have a fanbase and sam

And the two aforementioned women, Mark Wahlberg, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ryan Gosling, Ethan Hawke, plus the other girls I pick off tiktok depending on the day, plus the blonde from my dream two weeks ago, plus some milfs I've been acquainting myself with.
Jets have a star studded fan base

we would have to move it to the arctic. Im cool with it and am willing to cook and shoot any wondering /cr*c/ from the top deck.

so basically an island?
let's try kansas city this time

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imagine you invent a sports rating system in your head and its all qualitative shit but totally clashes with your also qualitative shit season predictions

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KC is gay and fuck their hillbilly asses

>tfw made hot sauce and must have had some traces of pepper still on my hand because I rubbed my balls and now feel like they're on fire

the league literally admitted the scouts were a mistake

you're weak

Shut the fuck up you hoser

stay mad, i'm not the retard rubbing hot sauce on my balls and posting about it on a chinese dog fuckign board

i tried to watch some american dad earlier but the show hasnt aged very well

I didn't rub hot sauce on my balls, jackass. I rubbed my balls with hands that happened to still have peppers on them

>drank the wine
>watching some Tosh.O from 2013
Do I just start drinking the warm beers? I half feel like I won't be sleeping tonight

Can someone make a thread on Yea Forums thats just a picture of the grindr logo and text says "any kino for this feel?"
I'm not allowed to make threads for a while

Old thread hasn't even hit the bump limit

>Go to Yea Forums
no

It wasn't good in the first place

still retarded

put a beer and a glass in the freezer for 15 minutes, then always keep one in the freezer and the rest in the fridge

*awakens*

creating learning activites for high school students for geography class about first nations and nunavut collectivities

huomenta

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I used my freezer glass for the wine. It was a spur of the moment thing. I found a bottle of wine in the closet. It wasn't even nice wine, it was fucking barefoot. I dont know why I put it in there to start

Most comedies that rely on any sort of topical humor don't age well
Look at South Park

Who /standstowipe/ here?

sean avery still at it

twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1162027969432432641

>he wipes

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keep drinking lad, i smashed about 10 beers after dinner and working from home, gotta be up and runnign at 7 tomorow, but the ber is still calling me

what retard doesn't?

The more pertinent question is, do you ball you toilet paper when you wipe are do you fold?

bought a sous vide
gonna cook some bacon when it finishes heating up
AMA

>I shamshed 10 beers

Why not down 10 shots of vodka and save yourself the bloat

will you cook some poop and piss if i get quints?

i'm a beercohol

>room temp keystone
One way of looking at this is that I got no where to go but up

you're an optimist lad

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Hit they hay. 10 needs time to digest. You have to be at work in 6 hours. Hack a but and go. The 10 minute buzz youll get from that last beer before you pass out isn't worth the morning shits and barf.

you're a good guy, but i don't have to be at work, i have to be at college for my master's, i ain't working until 13:30, no need sleep although i gotta say i really appreciate your advice and mostly you taking the time to write it out, cheer m8 i'll finish my beers and smoke ajoint to your health

A masters isn't worth shit. Tat's why you are piss drunk on Yea Forums at 1am on a tuesday.

what's your favorite team lad, i just might refrain from hating it all season

i'm a teacher and it's summer, i'm doing quick summer classes and working some shitty ice-rink job before school is back on, don't worry about it lad

its kind of funny how the actual piece of paper the diploma is printed on is basically a useless piece of junk once they hand it to you at a fancy ceremony

>im a teacher

yikes.

who hurt you lad?

Kind of like your funko pops

I have both of mine on my mantle

>'m doing quick summer classes and working some shitty ice-rink job before school is back on,
sounds comfy

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School is cringe and bluepilled
Watching sports, slamming brews, eating wings by the box. Thats based and redpilled

>whyl
You tell me.

Would you recommend your students to come on Yea Forums?

>foley says the golden knights thirds should be released in the beginning of october
>he says they look better than the current home jerseys
>reports are that they're going to be gold
can't wait to see them lads. they sound terrible, but i guess we'll see

i wouldn't explicitely recommend it to them, but if one told me about it i wouldn't REEEEEE or shut it down, i'd try to understand why he/she hangs out here and talk to the tard wranglers at school if they're retarded

doing whatever the fuck you want is based and redpilled, thinking in boxes is autismo, cringe, and bluepilled. In my case, providing kids and teenagers with critical thinking skills was a choice i made, i still fuck french canadian qts, slam beers, eat cocaine and snort ass whenever i feel like it

hopefully you od cunt

Furio was a jets fan. No nonsense. youtu.be/sstPXIX9oZs

For me, it’s Thunder Bay, Ontario and northern Minnesota

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furio was furiously gay

last saturday i was at the afterparty in a bar after a charity game and pussied out to go talk to go talk to hillary knight and marie-philip poulin

he could have been carmelas bull

he was too gay for that lad

She was looking for anything that wasn’t a an ugly old guido... she would have fucked Christopher too if she didn’t think of him as a boy

youtu.be/X-eHk4RiIso
Patrik "Commendatori" Laine

poor béatrice got dumped before a show this week and announced it on stage
youtube.com/watch?v=g__iNTJ19cs

Deep lore. My favorite food that isn't burger king is dried mango

if you have seen the godfather you have basically seen every italian mafia show/movie

super good but there are so many superior choices lad

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>take the canoli

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lots of leafs in here

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careful or we'll 1814 you

>french canadian qts

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with Greenland we will have you completely surrounded. Watch yourself

that study is about anglo women my dude kek

>a block of ice
wew lad

my phone screen just cracked hardcore, guys

thinking this may be a sign to stop phoneposting and go back to a computer like a decent human

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>thinking this may be a sign to stop phoneposting and go back to a computer like a decent human
come back into the light my african american brotha

do it, join us fren

this is really gross and disrespectful. you think your the shit because you went first overall and now you think its ok to tell girls to flash themselves to you for your own pleasure? cancelled until further notice. thank you next

schizophrenia: the post

twitter.com/simoneebenson/status/1163689122810064896

inspq.qc.ca/nouvelles/progression-de-l-obesite-abdominale-chez-les-adultes-quebecois

my french is great but I see nothing about anglos.

Fold, if you ball you are a certified ape.

i made that shit up about anglos earlier, but without anything to compare to, this isn't really kekworthy, a similar study for another province, Canada as a whole or the USA would help /hoc/ put this in perspective, don't you think?

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

What's everyone's favorite brew while watching hoggei? I'm a Yuengling man, myself.

>a block of ice
damn right, ice is the life force of /hoc/

for all occasions

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>piss kills ice
kek

>t. Pennsylvanian faggot
Fuck you, fuck shittsburgh, and fuck filthy

>i made that shit up about anglos earlier
of course and you'd accept it as reality if nobody pointed it out.
>a similar study for another province, Canada as a whole or the USA would help /hoc/ put this in perspective, don't you think?
something tells me you wouldn't care about perspective if it was about any other place in the country.

*sips*

>of course and you'd accept it as reality if nobody pointed it out.
wrong.
>something tells me you wouldn't care about perspective if it was about any other place in the country.
wrong.
discussion implies talking about topics and not constantly making assumptions about the person you're talking with lad

>this hostility
Dude, I'm a Devils fan from NJ. Yuengling is big all across the east coast now.

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Hockey

what the fuck is a yuenblingchingchong

rude

big fan of this post canabro

Listening to the "FrancoCountry" xm station in my New Car

faggot beer for gay east coast faggots

>poo jersey
LMAO

Show us your tits

So it’s pretty out in the open now that subban is gay right?

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he getsmore poon than all of /hoc/ combined, so what does that make us?

huomenta

huomenta

>he getsmore boipucci* than all of /hoc/ combined, so what does that make us?
is a more believable statement

on beer #4 for the night, considering going for a cheeky fifth

go for 12

thats my plan tonight desu

hmnt

huomento

only have a sixer, and the packie's closed

fuck it, though, i think i'll polish it off

My cousin just got back from Finland
He brought me this plus some Swiss chocolate
Is it good or did he fuck up

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Laineation meetup at fame. Haha.... But what if?

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After taking a dump when I was a kid I would take a large wad of toilet paper, make it into a ball, stick it in my ass and hop around the bathroom like a rabbit

hello /hoc/ i missed you

it's the best mustard

mmm hockey

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>packie
based masshole

>tricking gays into messaging you to expose them as not real hockey fans
Based and redpilled

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hmm

Sigh

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grim night

the night is always darkest right before the dawn

what

I just saw this picture on Yea Forums
Can someone edit it and write in Dustin Browns name

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I’ve gone to lutsen/grand marais a ton, I live in Thunder Bay. The Stall brothers got arrested there also during a bachelor party there like 10 years ago

He stole my skyingfu Lindsay Vauhgn
Fuck that nigger

i don't know how

Does Hoc exist in Philly tho? I thought Gritty was the only thing they claim to have that is close.

flipping burgers isn't exactly what I'd consider a (((great career)))

I'm not gay

RPH

Well, he dates a woman that looks like a man. Seems like he's just got to get the denial out of his system first.

you better not be lying

rotations per hand?
is this the new puckhandling metric?

I mean seriously, shoulders like a linebacker, and a jaw that cut smash granite.

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remember pearl harbor

wow that's probably the most handsome downie ever

Thank you . Will be posting this in kongs games threads next season He is fairly handsome for a Downie. I agree

oh...forgot about it tbf

gonna take an edible

>this pleb doesn’t appreciate a woman with masculine features

Girls with broad shoulders are hot.

now you need to photoshop dustin brown on it

rph

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yes when those nips sunk those boats it was funny and worth remembering

not as funny as nanking

Yes. And change girlfriend to wife

Someone do it please

>a downie gets more poon than /hoc/
grim

those japs sure know how to lay on the banter

Change girlfriend to loving wife so it takes up the same amount of space

He’s a good looking downie to be fair. I’m not jelly, I’m just happy to see tards getting some pussy

someone find me a good pic of Dustin Brown with a white background

The average /hoc/ poster gets laid all the time

you can all thank me for bringing up the average

>Can someone edit it and write in Dustin Browns name
Wow. Isn't he the guy whose production dropped because "Sean Avery hurt my feefees?"

Here you go phamalam

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I don't think he really cares too much. He has 2 rings and goes down in history as the 1st American to captain a team to a Stanley Cup. His career speaks for itself

He looks more downy in this one

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KEK what the fuck what a downie

I don’t think they ever should have taken away his C

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ok, i post it

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This image is making me hungry

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lol

Just had a phone call with Trump and we were talking about USA buying Åland

Yotes relocated to Åland when?

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Saving for kongs season opener

Eat up M8

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You ruined my appetite with that disgusting cartoon face. If only someone was paid to delete this filth from the board.

My apologies, have this sandwich

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poutine is visiting binlan today

Don't tell him about our Åland deal

I might be the only one but I'm salty Trump hasn't visited Canada in an official state visit yet. The G7 meetings didn't count, he left it early to go see his lover Kim boy.

Doesn't your PM hate him

hate is a strong word, no president has failed to make an official visit to Canada since before FDR.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_visits_to_Canada

Ford and Carter don't count as real presidents

Jesus is my only prime minister

sell us Nunavut and I promise he will visit

binland is it true that your people are going to roll on shazzrah?

How do I distinguish hockey tactics? For me, they all skate the same and position the same. Also which line is the most important one?

Get pucks deep

just keep it simple and work hard whole 60 minutes

for me the 4th line is the most important. you got your grinders, meat and potatoes kind of guys out there banging bodies.

There are no real tactics in hockey. Small brain sport for hicks.

What are the coaches for then? Who is/was the best coach in NHL history?

Coeaches spout memes in the locker room
Alpo Suhonen is the best coach in NHL history

It appears that Rantanen will play in Norway next season

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have you guys had problems with heatpressed numbers on adidas jerseys?

YOu just gotta hit the line with speed and hopefully catch the defender flat footed then just drive the net hard and at least get a face off if you don't score

I thought the adidas jerseys were fully stitched. I had problems with numbers and emblems lifting on my old CCM jersey but I fixed it with fabric glue

i wish buddy. they're heat pressed, you have to pay a third party to stitch them on if you want them stitched.

Thinking about heatpressing some swedes

that's too bad. fabric glue is what you need.

with the pressed emblem jerseys (and all jerseys for that matter) I find it is important to be careful when you wash them. everyone has their own method but what works best for me is this:

>flip the jersey inside out when washing (this protects the emblems and numbers)
>don't put any other items in your washing machine (this protects the colour)
>cold water
>delicate detergent
>don't use a dryer, just hang it out and let it air dry

thanks man, i appreciate it.

jack hughes: ice hockey player

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They'd have to be paid, I agree. Surely nobody would do it for free, right?

I just sipped

kaapo kakko: ice hockey player

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Denna tobaksvara skadar hälsan och är beroendeframkallande

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>mad
>at 1st OA pick

>Mikko Rantanen will play for Storhamar until he agrees contract with Colorado Avalanche

Can other "leagues" even compete?

He doesn't want to get hurt so he played in the softer league out there

Doesn't heately hold every league record for you guys?

You're welcome user. look for the clear fabric glue at an art supply store. it works great, you don't need much

Never heard about him

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making brekky

Feels like a truck ran over my knees.

t. 101kg man who ran 13km yesterday

PS. Hokkei

why don't you just go to the gym

yourcountdown.to/nhl-hockey-season

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stop being so fat, fatty

based

good for you man. keep up the exercise, you won't regret it

Fuck you buddy

Don't be a dick

Under 100kg are weighted at the nursery.

Difficult to read posts on /hoc/ because my eyes are dilated. Everyhting is too bright.

Haha dialate

That's right, you knows what I'm saying
Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying
It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
Something funny to say when I was having a smoke
I first heard off this bloke, this fucking rumour going round
Your mother's reputation- it's not sound
She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
To have an operation to swap her gender around
It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

Got the beer shits

Why to people do this?

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the colloquial term around here is: autism

/hoc/tism

...

Reported, thanks lad

>rags

My dear Finn friends, does Kalakukko taste good?

I'm guessing not a one Finn here has ever eaten one.

All finnish food is shit

Karjalanpata and Karelian pies are 5/5

The first one looks really nice
Must be comfy eating one of those in late December weather while watching Tamara vs Luukko on tv

Hate when I go to a board like /fit/ or Yea Forums, see a thread I’m interested in, type out a good response only to realize I’m post number 285 and it won’t ever be seen except by the handful of shitposters who have been monitoring the thread

Scrolled through thread to see what I missed from last night. Bunch of autism and Mia Khalifa incel.

Never had.

Really like tits, vagina and hockey

where's the bulge?

don't worry I have the next thread ready to go

*notices your bulge*
OwO whats this?

Forgot my lompack' home

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Based Ösi

goal line

Everyone fell asleep

not me lad

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normal people are working at this hour user

not you, though

youtu.be/6d8brNQY0us

have 2 hours before i have to be at the rink for work, i'm semi normal i guess

lucky

i believe i am lad

1. tits
2. hockey
3. vagina
I'm currently eating a chocolate torte. Shant be sleeping any time soon.

Zamboni driver?
Fat fuck

i'm director of hockey and skating programs and coach, i also do shitty administrative work

Definitely t. savonian

Actually a skeleton, trying to increase my caloric intake. I'm currently 8 lbs under the low end of the "normal" weight for my height and I have a bmi of 18.

Why are sharks fans so insecure that they drink their own piss?

At least they follow through on their bets.

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liar

Thinking about Hintz

toilet water*
believe me or not, i don't give a fuck

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pffffffffff marner is actually going to go play in Europe hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Homo.

i eat ass

I never actually compared, in theory if he joined a Euro club would his compensation be similar to the estimated value of 11 mil? Or would it be significantly less?

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prove it

Unless it was KHL it would be considerably less.

guys the librarian waived the late fee for my book that was due yesterday :)

you ate her ass didn't ya?

What book was it?

ask kippers

it's time to play sauna gollum. who wanna join me?

>why would any hockey fan be posting before 11 am, we're all NEETs here, correct?

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Went and dropped some Alberta and soon as I got back into my room
I had to go to Alberta again within a minute

I didn't make it to home and had to perform an American.

Did you shart in mart

just arrived home

business idea: library fee debt collecting agency

When playing sauna golem, there's only one way to hit a home run.

phoneposting chad here

i sniff kalakukko taste very good 5/5 (for reals)

thread theme song:
youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8

>Binland hates tits, loves dicks
Not surprised in the slightest desu

threads daily educational video
youtube.com/watch?v=hY_ETGbW23s

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>kings ducks
>k-ucks
>kucks

thinking of hockey feet

If you like skinny chicks with flat chests and no ass then I have some news for you.

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I like tall, slender girls with small chests and moderate asses.

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thinking of my coworker's feet

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post

I will never understand the feet meme.

same

Why is the Newfie accent so goofy

it really is bizarre to me. I love legs and ass but feet? an ear fetish makes as much sense to me.

Lol I had a high school teacher tell our class that feet were an erogenous zone. It was the way he said it too, as if it were just a universal fact.

Thinking about how finland keeps moving the posts on their "golden generation" every time one of them doesn't pan out in the pros

name one finn that didnt pan out

Laine is the only bust so far.

biannual inspection today lads

>bill guerin could be the next GM of the wild
twitter.com/sportsnet/status/1164227378316566531?s=21

hope you washed your penis

This except reverse

to me you guys sound goofy

>110 goals in first three seasons
>bust

okay whatever you say homo boy

benis inspection day is my favorite

business idea: ho train

i just inspected my benis and balls in sauna

How were they?

Good for Bill Guerin, the new Wild GM. Teams are all stealing away Rutherford's replacements.

Business idea: instead of change room for girls at the rink, make them change with men and turn their change room into sauna

business idea: nhl but without carolina

install a glass floor in the women’s shower and situate the men’s locker room directly under the women’s shower

This but also without f*nland

just sold my winter tires to save money

but won’t you need them with the upcoming winter?

taking a risk

Finns lack foresight
They also lack forebrains

based

>NEET
>Chad

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got a lot of mucus in my throat, what do?

Stick some cock down there

French Canadian Jewish princess is leaving the office soon

Make a joke about the holocaust before she goes

youtube.com/watch?v=ErhaWVG0o1I
Okay, this is epic

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why is that show still going

actively not calling my grandma back

Rude
Also rude

Never remove my winter tires since its always hockey season

Has anyone got a thread ready?

People (boomers and spics) still watch it

lock and loaded

Based

i got the next thread lads

I hope the OP of next thread is some incredibly based OC

I have a great idea for a /hoc/ thread but I'm rangebannded from making new

tell me what your idea is, you can trust me

Business idea: Hockey with skates

i wanna have sex with vagina

what is finnish pussy like?

Picture of Bart from the hockey episode that says /hoc/: formerly

...

Based and sneedpilled

a Brazil thread??
>not sure

Fuck off randy

not Randy

new

its actually tbg
massive fag too, could see why you'd confuse them

tripping balls dude is a group project that was installed on /hoc/ by the FBI
>so they can what the KGB's presence on /hoc/

Hockey

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thats weird way to type shit