/cric/

Looks fine.
England probably behind it.

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You try your best like Kane does with his bowling but get banned for it

big fan

add me on facebook

playing Pathologic 2
shaping up better than the original so far

>he's still on Facey

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add me on Yea Forums

good way to avoid captaining a series defeat in Shit Lanka.

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chucked it

stop making me laugh you cunt im trying to eat dinner

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They're not going to ban him from playing, just bowling

>that handwriting

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>he's still on Yea Forums

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He's literally on a plane back mate

Sorry mate we take our cheats must more seriously than you, he'll be handed a life ban from NZC.

genuinely got no idea how to pick up girls
just stick to my mates when I go out
don't know how to do it

walk up to them and go don blush bebe

Just be tall, good-looking and charming like me. Simple.

this bird wanted to fuck but i didnt want to fuck a drunk bird because of #metoo so i just made her suck my dick
think thats probs why she wont reply to my email ayy lmao

Just tell them you're a Kiwi and watch them slip on the puddle they make.

sounds like you raped her and are lucky she's just ghosting you, not talking to the cops

why would that be better lmao

Kane is fine to bowl next test
He should as well and just dona cheeky chuck
A Sri Lankan player was reported as weol, both have been banned before for bad bowling action

fuck up cunt. she told me she wanted to fuck and i flat out said no lmao. im not dicking a drunk woman. in retrospect its probs the only reason i managed to get her because of how drunk she is. im a literal neckbeard NEET lmao.

please stop saying fuck up cunt to me.

alright faggots im going to the blackbutt hotel. come down if you want to get knocked the fuck out.

>Steven Smith has been ruled out of the Headingley Test after failing to recover in time from the concussion he suffered at Lord's.

J U S T
U
S
T

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my word imagine the smell

thanks tubbs

pint and a parmi?

nah mate already had din dins courtesy of mumsie. going there to find a 50 year widow or some shit.

parmi and pint yeah

p-please be bait

Cougar hunting on a Tuesday AND living at home. The fucking balls on you lad.

imagine if we had another cunt get hughse'd lmao

the state of australia

scomo would be inconsolable

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27424235/concussed-steven-smith-headingley-test

its not

yeah mate once in a generation lad i am. i get by with my genuine 8//10 good looks. im sure you have seen the pics.

cut myself on this edge lads

lads remember last thread when nonce zealand was so much on the ropes that they became ropes zealand?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Mind responding to me and I might post a picture of a non you to proove to these faggots?

based bpb

Why couldn't Archer concuss Warner or Wade instead

>posts on the ipad
>switches over to the pc and replies to himself immediately

sure mate, anytime you need a (you) just ask

Na I haven't mate, newsagent hasn't got the latest copy of DNA in yet.

Here a you to complete, thanks

lmao the state of your paranoia lad lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

So transparent NASA are thinking about using him for the next Hubble telescope.

t. Sebbo on the iPhone

because they posed no threat to England's victory

Howling at this F R E S H I E

based retard

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>no posts from either all thread or for a while in the old thread
>suddenly both reply to each other in the space of a minute

Have absolutely no doubt the Irishcunt and Sebbo are the same person
How about the Irish cunt posts a picture of the view outside his window RIGHT NOW oh wait he'll make up some bullshit reason as to why he can't

Shall be posting in this thread.

got a mad blowie and rimjob from an asian prozzie last night

threadly reminder that sebbo is fury and nonce zealand is schwarz
compare the ropeage each man faces
fury's moments "on the ropes" are an example of peak athleticism and speed, of dodging every little piece of shit schwarz threw at him
schwarz's moments on the ropes are an example of getting rocked in the face so fucking hard you crumble to the ground like a bunch of broccoli

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DONT BLUSH BABY

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*gently whispers based sebbo*

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fukken saved

got him right where we want him boys

*gently whispers kill all irish scum*

Based

Oh no I responded too quickly to you and same flag so we all the same la

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no cricket /cric/ is fucking grim.

>lebbo flag

hiya goosey

might give Chernobyl a crack.

it's great

Post a picture of Ireland dumb cunt
Are you going to give me some bullshit reason why you can’t or just ignore me?

he's going through the archives to find one

There's myself and one or two or three other actual Irish flags, and there's the English lad in Ireland.
Do carry on though it's rather entertaining indeed.

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hmm before you were saying you were the english lad
get the narrative straight mate

I'm not posting shit, if you think I'm on a vpn you can play some report roulette and the mods can check it for you. Reminder you can be banned for false reporting. Suggest we all just move along from this retarded shite.

in ep1. pure radioactive madness.

>I'm not posting shit
Give me ONE good reason why you won't
>if you think I'm on a vpn you can play some report roulette and the mods can check it for you.
?? what the fuck do you mean?

This is brilliant. Who spends that much time on cric they care able to note this kinda shit. How someone talks and acts. Fucking hell. You're not even doing it that well either I am the west Brit hahah fuck me in the ass sideways. Do you actually leave the house

>In before calling me sebbo again lmao

>Suggest we all just move along from this retarded shite
Deal. Stop posting.

twitter.com/totalguesswork/status/1162729999314632705

waey

>ass

You are such a sad cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=_8gwtA40LSY

>Other Irish lad is replying to replys meant for me

Aus fags serious going to head explode soon kek... I'm West Brit

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kek good eye

Phone posting and just comes up that way first. Oh no I should Have said arse hehehe

>Suddenly there's two Irish posters
>both supporting sebbo
VERY dubious

No one spells it 'arse' anyway.

fuck up arsehole

>using stupid syntax and making grammatical mistakes so it doesn't look like sebbo
just fuck off you cunt, have a good look at how sad and pathetic this and your life is

I do

dumbarses don't

I cannot explain the other potato, it's funny though.

No matter what though I hope this goes on it's funny as fuck. Sebbo seriously lives in your head at no cost , thought that was just a meme. I thought you Ignored him anyway?

Really not fond of this bullying.

problem with Chernobyl is they're all poms wtf

co-production with an english studio, like rome
besides sceptics' only conception of europe is through england

So are you going to explain why you can't take a photo or nah?

Did you want them doing shit accents or did you want story kino?

he's at "toil"
they have no windows
he'll get fired
etc.

I wish a mod would just come in an clear this up. This is kinda why Reddit is better. Or at least everyone being a proxy fag. I seriously cannot get over your paranoia or hatred for some user in the USA. How can you get mad that you accuse others of being sebbo just becasue you can't stand the fact someone doesn't hate on him

want them doing good accents.

What would that actually proove?

he's the English lad in Ireland hence the syntax is different and weird in comparison to the Lebbo in America

you should go back.

second main character is swedish
check your facts dumbarse

nothing really they're literally just being bullying cunts

Lmao did you mean to post this one on your Australian proxy?

That you're not sebbo dumb cunt what do you think? Will you give me a reason or nah?

Actually laughing at my life right now. Spending ages Defending some random American lad while also trying to explain I'm not him.

Right I'm going back to work so this is one less sebbo posting for a while I suppose.

Lmao at Australians

>narrative in shambles

russian is one of those accents very few can do well
just ignore it and enjoy the kino

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Is there an Australian sebbo now too?

Reminder that /cric/ is an inclusive community.

I'm enjoying it.
>yfw I can do a decent Russian

honestly want to just let this thread continue organically at this point
the legend of sebbo is now self-sustaining

How about you fuck off to Reddit then? Absolutely no one here likes you, you are such a sad boring WORM
Before you leave give me ONE good reason why you can't post a picture on the street or something? You keep evading the question

vocaroo m8

based sebbo

I don't mind him, he could tone his anti-irish down a little but he's alright I don't think he genuinely dislikes us otherwise he wouldn't live here would he.

state of these blow-ins
jesus fucking save us

imagine a blow-in bitching about blow-ins

fuck off you fat fucking spic

rewatching the terror lads

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Haha yeah awesome mate. So what's the reason why you won't take a picture?

purest kino.

no means no mate now don't be annoying

i woke up at 8am so i just called in sick

Give me one good reason you fat no-life loser

he can't, it's all a pathetic sham

based murderball

literally like all the times they demanded i photograph my law licence
what an absolute disgrace i'd be if i debased my licence that way

>based Zachy larping an an employed person

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honestly though, he's probably more productive before noon than you cunts are in a week

>uses lower caps so it must be that attentionwhore

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oi irishcunt you here mate

kek nonce zealand btfo

drop dead fat spic

lads is a law licence like a drivers licence? If the judge pulls you over before you get to the dock is it a $120 fine if you can't produce it?

test

so fucking alone lads

The best thing about all this is Sebbo knows which poster he is and he should know now that some of us are tired of this bullying nonsense.
We don't have to prove who we are or where we're from, we come here to hang out with our fellow cricket enthusiasts on an anonymous image board for a reason.
If you want all your members vetted may I suggest you keep it on the discord.
Just relax, enjoy the game, enjoy the good natured shitposting mixed in with the insightful commentary, exchange your ideas with your fellows. There's literally no reason or need to make place toxic.

That's my two cents, and I'm not Sebbo.

fuck up idiot

could do with some sex

get a cat.

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This is like trying to hang out with a particular group of mates and there's one fat autistic bastard in the corner that constantly hangs around and drains all the fun and life out of everything.
It's impossible to ignore you as you're literally on here for like 16 hours a day, if I'm busy for a week and I come back here you're still here shitting up the thread
You STILL haven't given me a good reason why you won't take a picture, it's not a fucking "vetting" process it's very very simple
>Just relax, enjoy the game, enjoy the good natured shitposting mixed in with the insightful commentary, exchange your ideas with your fellows.
There's literally none of that with you, just pure garbage and I genuinely think the world will be a better place when you inevitably commit suicide

it's fucking framed and hanging in my office you dumb cunt
i'm not taking a picture of it because someone could use it to steal my identity

You're actually spot on there. I do like living here and am definitely not anti Irish. Maybe just in the sports becasue you obviously hate on us loads and love playing us etc. I supposed you'd feel the same way living in England if everyone there got obsessed with playing Ireland and beating them. Apart from that loving it here.

such a good dissection of the issue

So some guy cut me off the other day, so I beeped at him. He gave me the finger, and beeped back. I got really mad and intentionally rammed his car with my own car. There was an uber driver who has dash cam footage, but the guy I rammed has basically said he wants to have his car repaired quickly, so he won't mention the ramming unless there is an issue with his claim. Will I be okay - how is this likely to play out for me?

>There's literally no reason or need to make place toxic.
there's no need to shit up the place with his tedious ""wit""

/nrl/ is up

I've never seen anyone ask for your law license fat cunt

got him right where you want him mate

cringe

Get two

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Post a photo outside or explain why you can't

get a load of the freshcaz

two cate moew

Sorry I'm not on here for sixteen hours every day you fat pathetic loser living in a dead end city with a dead end life

>cultural jewel of the western world
>dead end city
>elite lawyer
>dead end life

Actually getting worried for you mate. Sounds like your shaking with anger

not disagreeing but that's on him
you're grand bud hope you meet a lovely and fiery red head here and settle down to raise the next generation of Irish cricketers

State of this thread
>american filter
>irish filter
>"sebbo" word filter
Only way to live

>cultural jewel of the western world
Where are you living now mate? Excited for your next hideously manufactured larp

>Where are you living now mate?
close to a dog track

for me though lad, it's a fine lebbo sheila out of sydney

you know where bla ;)

You really should get down there, the SCG is pure kino old ground and Sydney is a great city to be in it has everything except for snow.

Innit. I only came here to see the aussies crying into their castlemaine four x about smith being out.

Think we need to bring the three rules lads
1. Dont respond to sebbo
2. Don't talk about sebbo
3. Don't acknowledge sebbo's existence

Yeah sure mate I'm mad whatever you say. Just give me a reason why you can't post a photo, ONE reason
You do realise it barely ever snows in Ireland right sebbo?

Wouldn't have it any other way

I've tried but sebbo could keep posting here for decades if nobody holds him to account
You can tell this facetious cunt is actually getting mad with all this "bullying" talk though

why did he come here?
was it because of that 'BSA please watch our sport' meme i never see anymore?

Haven't single a single shred of evidence today of there being any white american flag posters, or real Irish posters. Almonds activated.

There's more than one Irish poster idiot. If I post a pic you'll just say other Irish poster is sebbo. Seek therapy over your obsession with an anonymous yank poster.

Nope. They think based sebbo is an even greater crime. Absolute state.

I’ve told the story before lad. 2018 college footy championship was on, watched it on the espn app and there was loads of other content. Figured I’d try out some new sports since college footy and baseball season was over. I watched some rugby, some gymnastics, but ultimately watched the Pakistan tour of New Zealand and enjoyed the hell out of it. And then I came here.

didnt read lol

>ththere's more than one irish poster guys!
>not a single shred of evidence to back this up.

I'm not sure, he's said he also lurks in the /ausnz/ general in /int/ before though. Seems he's just a massive sadcase that spends all day in a bunch of Yea Forums generals, literally pic related
Also I used the BSA meme just a few minutes ago haha

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>ththere's only one irish poster guys! and he’s sebbo!
>not a single shred of evidence to back this up.

Haha

Just filed a petition for Flabius Corpus in Tuscon lads.

Lmao that's literally not a reason to post it, there's two Irish posters here only according to your narrative.
Just post a picture and prove me wrong

...

Still can't give me a good reason you pathetic WORM

Oh look he's stopped posting now

you've won that one cobber

was just having a snack mate, chill your tits

the incel pedo richo

I was talking about the Irish cunt but thanks for confirming you're him as well lmao

how did fatguts eat his snack so quickly?
bear in mind at least one of his hands are being used to pin a dog down

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Might have to screencap that before it suddenly disappears from the archive KEK

>Eating snacks at 4:30 AM
how am I supposed to believe you're a lawyer and not a fat retarded piece of shit
Genuinely believe you look like this

There's 3 or 4 Irish flags itt mate and go fuck yourself I'm not giving you a picture

Why is this such a busy time for Irish posters?

>3 tests starting on the same day
why is this allowed

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Does the fat guy ever sleep?

vocaroo.com/i/s0UNomkZ6hvN

Sure mate just give me a genuine reason why you won't give a picture
>3-4 posters
lmao

honestly think i might've broken richo lads

>posting random /nrl/ rubbish when you're getting btfo
Richo tier

Reckon the ICC needs to tweak scheduling and mandate that there's at least one test playing at any given time

Still not fond of this bullying.

>/nrl/
new low for you sebbo

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Seb, you fat lad. I ask: why do you stay?

what the fuck is /nrl/ anyway?

Richo, you incel pedo. I ask: why do you diddle?

If I tell you will you fuck off and die

wew. sure are some miserable cunts in here

was that a question?

Yes it was. If I tell you will you fuck off and die?

>BREAKING NEWS

>SWEN GNIKAERB

didn't know cricinfo did this

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based Archer got effectively 4 of the most important wickets in one when he smashed Smith's skull in

so all that talk after the first test on "how do we get smith out"
turned out to be "get archer to bowl the ball at his head"

Looks like Worcestershire are heading towards another innings defeat lads. That useless Australian fraud Ferguson has been bloody awful this year, as have the rest of our batsmen. Good thing we'll probably retain the Brainlet Blast because there won't be much else to celebrate this year

Sauce?

Was just about to send you the link to the scorecard but then I realised it was all a ruse. Haha, you got me good

Reckon Lancs are winning both lad

>Worcestershire
more like worstershire lol

Nah the most dominant team in the group never actually goes on to win it

delightfully devilish.

so how fucked are >we at Leeds lads?

KEK

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I guess archer will win the ashes for england then

No bully.

well if it's any consolation Anderson is still injured and England have named an unchanged squad despite clearly superior options waiting in the wings

True enough, although Rain has probably been the dominant force so far in the North

*be's still in the side*

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Smith running scared

>smith out of 3rd test
>jesse from home and away dead
Could today get any worse for the aussies?

Could be british.

business idea: any delivery clocked at over 85mph is automatically a no-ball

Rude but probably true.

haha alri smith

why didnt they wait longer to see if smith was okay for the test? there are still two days.

direland still hasn't taken a pic outside his window lads
thinking he really is sebbo the fatguts plebbo

because the health and safety crowd would start screeching

youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E
any nostalgia man in?

Buisness idea
365 days of test cricket

It's a cover story.
Smith's personality has changed and he's no longer into cricket, so they're just claiming he's out of the next test.

doctor richard saw is a double agent mate

lmao why would you have picked him

imagine he becomes the greatest fast bowler ever

>spin bowler to goat batsman to goat fast bowler
kino

>soft lad couldn't handle a bouncer
Aussies love to dish it out but can't seem to handle a fast ball to the neck in return

just want to die lads

yeah seems they can't handle a bit of light concussion banter

blow to the head cured his autism, all his special powers gone and his average will sink into the 30s

maybe try to connect with a prostitute mate

m8 you ever had a concussion? The recovery period is fucking lame. You're never going to be 100% as you were beforehand, but you can do mega damage coming back too soon and risking yourself.

>Writing in red

good advice but how the FUCK will this get smith back in the squad lad? this is beyond fucked

>jesse from home and away dead
literally who

Reminder that rules 1, 2 and 3 now also extend to Irish flags

oh sorry mate, thought u were going through some personal shit

yeh mate, this smithy thing, has me a tad nervous im not gonna lie

>You're never going to be 100% as you were beforehand
is this true?
got concussed badly playing footy when I was 16

He was very good for us last year to be fair, can't buy a run this year though

youtube.com/watch?v=cgMkMryF1d0

will absolutely take your advice if things dont work out with this girl, lad. appreciate it.
for now, i'm just worried about smith ;_;

#prayforsmith

Teacher : one australian invention ??
Student : sledging
Like and send to all indians .....

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Oh what becasue they are all sebbo?

LMAO I thought you'd be better than these delusional paranoid freaks down under

Mild hyperbole, but think about it like having a perfectly fine brain inside a skull, and then having repair itself after it rattled around in your head for a bit - which is better? Concussions obviously depend on severity and other factors, but no concussions are better than one.

I fell 40ft down an open stairwell and broke my leg and smacked my head - I was fine inside a couple of days, (my head, leg wasn't, obviously) but my bro won a fight in the ring he could barely remember due to one head shot and was fucked up for 6 weeks or so. It really depends on a heap of factors.

The big thing is post trauma care and being able to recognise it, getting looked after properly and rehabbing. I can remember a couple of moments in my childhood that looking back were major cause for concussion concern, but I can remember them like they were yesterday, so probably no harm done, hopefully like yours at 16.

Absolutely cringing at the notion of thread identities.

fkn ATO taking their sweet ass time with my tax return lads
got a holiday coming up, bit strapped for cash atm

sebbo mate, don't let these fags get to you

Same
Based

>t.not sebbo

daughters of the northern coast
sons of BEACHES

Thursday when? Genuinely interested in Windies v Pajeets here too

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yeah Tbh I can't remember much from the day before I got hit and don't remember the event itself or the 10 minutes afterwards. apparently I just kept on asking if I had been tackled over and over

These three are the future of Australian Batting
Steve Smith has already shown more than enough
It is time for Head and Marnus to ascend
Steve Smith=Donald Bradman
Travis Head=Allan Border
Marnus=Michael Hussey
And Travis Head will end up as Captain

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>Steve Smith
Ex-Worcestershire player
>Travis Head
Ex-Worcestershire playet
>Marnus Labuschagne
Visited Worcestershire on holiday once and said he liked it

Sensing a distinct pattern here desu lads

What about Border, Hussey, and Bradman?
Any links to Worcestershire? Bradman surely played a few first class games in England

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1 out of 3 of these is accurate

Its cool lad, you can apologize when you see them come true

Nah not as far as I know. We did have based Glenn McGrath for a year though, and if I'm not mistaken he said he enjoyed the county a lot

>Bradman surely played a few first class games in England
Funny thing about that man he never liked the idea of serving his country abroad.

Jesus m8, that's a pretty serious one I reckon. Did they take you to the vet or tell you to suck it up? Obviously too late to do anything about the original injury now, save for hoping for the best long term.

Business idea: a Gran Turismo-style game called 'Australia' with the tagline "The Elite Sporting Nation Simulator"

western australia runs tings

Name some great WA batsman and Bowlers
and i reckon i could name twice as many NSW ones
Not gonna do it as i am to lazy to look through players to find which state they came from or represented mainly

look at any strong australian side and you'll find plenty

lillee was the greatest fast bowler of all time
lillee was from WA
don't have to say much more do I

m8 mitch johnson > lillee

mitchell johnson calls perth his home
even shows up to watch East Freo play in WAFL

Do we go by birthplace or first class side they played for?

whatever suits my narrative best

>lillee was the greatest fast bowler of all time
na mate
Harold Larwood

>THREE
>TWO
>ONE
>GOOOO *Gran turismo sound*
>accelerate too hard off the line
>get pulled over
>OI MATE WHERE'S YOUR HOONING LOICENCE
>Cop checks under the bonnet
>Film crew from The Force swarm in
>IS THAT A NON FACTORY AIR FILTER
>cop opens airbox, it's a cheaper than OEM aftermarket filter that fits in the factory airbox
>ROIGHT, GET THE TOWIE, IT'S OFF TO THE CRUSHER
>voice over about how this dangerous criminal is finally off the streets

laughed

chuckled

howled

mirthed

puttered

grimaced

>10% of population is left handed
>52% of australias squad are left handed batsman
>Australia could go into the next match 1-6 as lefthanders

Explain.

fucked a dog

Least he doesn't fuck kids like the kiwi nonces

Imagine mucking up your reply that badly

Siddle

Left hand batsman brain boil bowlers

batting left handed adds 10 runs to your average for free and should be bannable

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quit watching porn lads
3 days in and killin it

So will japan participating in the u19 cup mean we could get a cricket anime?
Or will they have to win the thing to make it happen?

Lara was the only GOAT left hander

erm sweaty...

NTRlad?

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You single m8? I've been seeing this girl for the last couple of weeks and shes more into porn than I ever was. Sex is pretty good, but she wants to enact scene for scene stuff while we watch and I get bored halfway through.

wrong

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fag maybe enact some cuck porn then you'll not be bored.

>watching porn where people actually have sex, with a penis in it
bender

nah

This is hard to watch due to framerate in anime.

Is this a ruse to expose me as a shut in autist with no friends?

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I don't know man
Looks like right hand batsman are pretty elite

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I was talking about something more on the line of somethIng like baseball anime like cross game

horrid concept
be a good to move to contribute but fuck me

yeah, i used to date a nympho that styled herself a "pillow princess"
it was fucking miserable
literally like married with children when peggy wanted al to fuck her constantly
growing up i never fucking understood why a guy wouldn't want to fuck his wife
always thought it was a joke or something so they could do rape humor since it was peg raping al instead of the other way around

>didn't end with 50+ average
shit batsman

Based sebbo

>easy bait for yous
Didn't even need to throw up a proxy

Fucking embarrassing stuff, ireizona.

>ireizona
okay this is actually funny. reckon I'll be using this one.

except I'll probably say "eirezona". just feels cleverer.

Cricket Idea: You can change ONE rule in the current Laws of Cricket, it can either be a whole rule ala rule 24.1 changing or removing any subsets to that rule as a result, or a subset of a rule, ala Rule 19.2.2 and only changing what that does
So what do you change

nah mate, got a missus
sex isnt very stimulating, has me worried
hence why im giving up the porn.

front foot no ball rule gone
back foot no balls back

The thing is though I actually have a tutorial scheduled during that time, even if I wanted to I couldn't. What a retarded concept.

Three boundaries in a row ends the over, 12 runs in extras are awarded, and the bowler is not allowed to bowl again for another 10 overs.

hmm

bring back home umpires to test cricket

Remove the limit to short balls and fielders behind square leg

get rid of runs as how you score and replace them with number of boundaries

>t. jardine

The batting side can adjust how close the boundary is however the size of the stumps increase to compensate.

Cheers for the deletion of my post fatguts.

Law 17.1: Overs should be of 5 balls rather than 6.

multiball

Nice

Pavement

pathologic 2 is so fucking good literally fixes everything in the original reckon this could be the best game ever made lads

*catches u*

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looks like the series is swinging our way lads

Honestly Smith has won me over, literal fucking GOAT. Love love love watching him bat

Funny how getting rid of a cheating sack of shit does that, isn't it?

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happened in 2005 when mcgrath got injured. only way you lot can beat us baka

and 2015 when Harris was out injured

Why are 'graduate jobs' so fucking hellish? It's even worse in the UK because those jobs are all in the dystopia that is London. I'm so glad I didn't try to go into one of those careers, even if I'm not earning as much as I could be.

>TISA
the fucking memories...always wanted one of those hats so badly but never pulled the trigger, glad I didn’t though

Remove player quotas; allow teams to be selected on merit.

Anderson is injured.

jogra proved to be better than old man anderson anyway

He replaced Pooen "most test wickets in the past 12 months!!" Apiss, not Anderson.

no he didn't, leach did.

*doesn't catch you*

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Legit feel sorry for Marnus over that
He had every right calling Root a cheat, you know as a catcher if it hit the ground, you are right there

Still struggling to decide between troll priest and orc warlock

Why is he wearing two caps?

His eyes weren't on the ball as he was catching it. But I do think he was wrong for being so insistent that he'd caught it when realistically he had no idea.

night elf mage is where I'm leaning

I don't agree. I think Root genuinely believed he caught it. Replays, however, make it clear he didn't.

Play a better mmo
Warcraft was and will always be shit

>horde
grim. play alliance

I don't care about mmos only wow

>better mmo
>thank wow
pick on mate

is there a cricket mmo

>paying for subscriptions to games

Reminder that Joel Wilson is on the Elite Umpiring committee
Reminder that other nations get to use the actual best umpires from Aus and Eng
Reminder that the ICC is corrupt and umpires from the sub continent should not be allowed
Reminder that one Umpire from Aus and one from Eng would be fair and is stupid we cant have it

But user, obviously they would just make all their decisions in favour of their country as national pride trumps any pathetic notions of 'professionalism'
you don't think things through

any hertfordshire man fancy a pint some time?

I don't drink but we can have sex if you want.

>vidya
grim
>online vidya
dire

just bought a jacket lads

drop some contact info? kik or sc or something

Then can we have Zimbabwe, Ireland, Afghanistan, and Scottland umpires.
If national pride takes priority one can only assume that umpires will make decisions to help their country come out on top of the world test championship by making un fair calls on nations that are above ttheirs

*inserts himself into conversations like he inserts himself into dogs*

>every american is sebbo
>every irishman is sebbo
>every anzac lad who disagrees with this is sebbo
>every briton who disagrees with this is sebbo

Can we stop talking about this cunt please it's so fucking boring

>talks about sebbo
>gets btfo
>can we stop talking about sebbo please?
KEK

I need one of those. Link it?

dw lad 1 and half days about that, and he wont be around much. He thrives on attention so when no good cricket is on he uses that time to shit up thr place

You know the second one of them makes a poor decision in favour of their home country fans would go nuts. Even if there is no bias, the perception it exists makes it unviable.

I literally haven't posted all say because I've been at work you fucking dumb cunt, kill yourself

>I-I-I haven't p-posted all day mate
yep
zachy on the ropes again

Wasnt a problem in the past and nowadays with DRS it would be less of an issue

Archer isn't better than Anderson kek, Anderson averages some silly amounts the last few years. Literally peaks in his old age.

>Reminder that one Umpire from Aus and one from Eng would be fair and is stupid we cant have it

kek that'd be terrible. Aussies would just whinge non-stop about any borderline decision an English umpire would make against them. I'd rather keep it neutral so there's no talk of bias, because it would 100% happen.

there was an almost like-for-like catch vs I think Australia in the ODIs last ashes, or it might have been against India. Anyway the batsman was out in that one too.

These always go with the way of the soft signal because the umpire has to categorically 100% know the soft signal was wrong to overturn it, if there's even a 0.1% chance his fingers might be under it he has to give it out. And basically that soft signal comes to how confident the catcher is since the umpires just go off that.

Averages around 20 if not a little under since the coward joe poot became captain
I fully expected his career to peter out after the 13/14 ashes but he has only got better. root is lucky to have him because he would look even more clueless in bowling innings without Jimmy's enormous pulsating cricket brain

Need some more vitality blast in my life

based sebbo

don't feel too bad about smith missing a test 2bh

gotta remember we lost our best player right at the start of our 1st test after it had begun and couldn't replace him, effectively playing 1 man down

With the Root 'catch' it clearly bounces off the turf before coming under control. But a lot of brainlets have said they think it was a catch so I suppose Wilson would have come under fire if he'd ruled it Not Out as well.

>Wasnt a problem in the past
yes it was lmao

there was a chance it may have bounced off the tips of his fingers, thus the third umpire could not have overturned it

yes but only in smelly subcontinent matches, not for the honourable white man

well i was nearly not lonely

>not for the honourable white man
thats why australia cant use their own umps

australian umpires were a problem too

>forgetting the west indies chimpout at that kiwi umpire

Sorry bro I didn't know you were serious ;_;. I don't live anywhere near there.

Bradman was a massive fan of Worcestershire sauce, he used to call it black sauce.

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"Here to win the Ashes not engage in bouncer war", says Justin Langer

Soft cunt

bit racist of him

honestly would be more PC to call it brown sauce

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still brings a tear to my eye

what the fuck I thought you lot were supposed to be tough. Did you sandpaper your bollocks away as well?

Based and sebbopilled

dont see him in public for a decade
just a coincidence how he handed out the world cup trophy days after epsteins arrest

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maybe the allegations against him are just part of a kiwi conspiracy

>only change they're considering is sam curran for woakes

yikes pretty ballsy to drop our only in-form batsman

Simply cannot imagine the arrogance of being brought up in the public eye by parents who are obsessed with appearances and 'duty', and still abusing your privilege so shamelessly. Made me lmao when he said he 'deplores the exploitation of any human being' when he's lived a life of idle luxury on the backs of ordinary workers.

>workers who are paid for the job they applied to do are exploited

yikes

andy is based
man's a royal navy officer
he only fucks models

curran should come in for one of the shitter batsmen

>one of Joe Root or Tim Paine is going to be an Ashes-winning captain

man's a paedo arms dealer
yeh pretty sure he is our guy

jesus christ i bet you call it the Malvinas Islands as well

how is the difference between the value a worker generates and his money wage not exploitation, given that the worker is entitled no 0 of the value that he creates?

a worker is entitled to all the work he generates, granted he does it in his own employ (ie. self-employed/contracting).

a worker gives that in exchange for security instead when applying for the same job with a company

>Some men do work and receive some, but not all, of the value generated
>Another man takes a slice while spending his days playing golf and fucking sex slaves
How is that not exploitation? I suppose workers should feel grateful that they're remunerated at all.

all of them are except stokes

You know that secure employment within companies can exist without parasitic elites, right? You're so socially conditioned it's ridiculous.

rightist slug seen off

Watching the women's t20 lads. Grim. Need Thursday to come along soon

No Smith kek
>Ausfailia

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based éirazona

Because the worker only provides the labour, not the capital. Both are necessary to generate value.

What you up to mate? Predictions for the third test?

>yes, and we will let 0.5% of the population have capital
stop shilling for an inherently unjust system that hates you

You didn't refute anything he just said you cretin

Australia will win, hopefully Archer gets beaned.

Bvfg

okay. capital is not necessary to generate value. and if it is for the moment, then the capital needn't be in the hands of a small group of people. it's undemocratic, and is to be thanked for the present mess. there, I did your homework for you.

No, it can't. The world is full of bad actors who will exploit whatever system you put in place.

>capital is not necessary to generate value
Okay you go set up a car manufacturing business with no means of acquiring the resources necessary to create a car in the first place and see how that works out for you

>just create communism broo... just like do it lol
fuck off

I didn't tell you to create communism I told you to create value on the scale a business provides without capital since this is your premise

>sorry that you didn't understand me
The classic cope of the unintelligent retard
I understand you perfectly you're just too stupid to respond to criticisms of the retarded theories and ideals that you've memorised

>Women's cricket

At least there are some cutie

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please calm down. I didn't explain it because I couldn't be bothered. just move on pal.

t. Low IQ retard

Calm down faggot

sorry for making you angry and sad. move on mate, you're wildly off topic.

t. Retard who doesn't watch cricket and only comes to /cric/ to talk about politics

what's going on inside that brain?

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1.Burns
2.Woakes
3.Poot
4.Buttler
5.Stokes
6.Bairstow
7.Curran
8.Archer
9.Leach
10.Broad
11.Anderson

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>6 seamers

perfect

feeling very woke right now

forgot to change your proxy there fatguts.

>it took him an hour to accuse the éirezonan of being based sebbo

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Tipping some nonce zealander turns that comic into another grim bestiality joke

Cheater cock

>Cricket Australia to make stem guards mandatory
KEK

new poe league announced lads

Oi fatguts remember when you steal something, you have to credit the artist. Seeing as I coined both calling you fatguts AND irezona, you should spell it correctly, or fucking kill your self.

irezona was clever, but not clever enough. éirezona is better.

More like Direzona you miserable fat fucking loser liar cunt. You’re going to die alone and your shitty faggot dogs will eat the eyes out of your skull as you decompose on the floor of double wide trailer.

Its getting harder and harder to maintain the illusion that i am disgusted by blokes boning teenage girls

Don't be telling us what we should call ourselves there mate, THAT would be cultural imperialism.

There it is. You're not even trying to hide behind a proxy at this point.

*dave dobbin intensifies*

Okay this is based and epic

Literally only know that one song of his but as for kiwi music I went to Neil & Liam Finn last year, Thomas Walsh (Pugwash) was on solo before them and Elroy Finn and this other lad who's a deadly guitarist opened with some classical guitar. Really great gig, one of the best I've been too.
Thomas Walsh is in the Duckworth Lewis band too, he's a true cricket tragic and a lovely fellah.

OOOOOO I GOT A LOTTA FAITH IN YA

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*dreams of cricket*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

just had to let that one out, sorry

These concussion rules are going to lead to some wacky shit in the future

abolish all concussion rules

let Steve Smith face the music

The sweet chin music.

which one of your chins, sebbo

the villain jofra archer

the hero marsnot loosebuschange

the coward steven smith

Idk if Butler or smoth are more awkward in this video desu. At least smoth justifie his autism by being a genius.

youtube.com/watch?v=qll4Dwk8smc

>I reckon New Zealand is going to win and Colin Munro will be the MVP
kek
KEK
K E K

>Whether they make the finals or not I think Afghanistan are gonna upset a few.
Oh no no no no no no no

still can't believe england categorically won the final with not even a single disputable challenger

feels good

so true
was a victory for the history books

at least we got to humiliate india before the umpires gave the cup to poongland

we got to humiliate pozztralia but we also got to categorically, emphatically, honourably, and undisputably defeat New Zealnd at the same time

The final was justice for the injustice perpetrated against India

india deserves everything it gets and more

youtu.be/zgYLaqXRO9I
KEK

>New Zealand women's captain Amy Satterthwaite has announced she is expecting her first child with team-mate Lea Tahuhu and will take a break from cricket.
>women's cricket

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>be don bradman
>dodge the draft
>get knighted

?

love won
cricket won

Honestly this is about the worst it can get, reckon nothing can beat it in the near future

If Archer feels any remorse he’ll limit his bowling ability to a 2fer in each innings

new concussion rule: whoever is responsible for the concussion has to sit out play for as long as the other player is concussed

returned to me shag palace from toil bla. me, certified shagger, Prince of poonani, biggest danda West of the Atlantic

Cool. We just need to get moeen ali to headbutt a Cummings ripper.

some lad getting absolutely grilled by his boss

a fat old lady is sitting right next to them agreeing with everything the boss is saying
reckon he might be in the death throws

what's he done

boss is now quouting his own expert opinion and feeling personally slighted
grim stuff right now

no idea reckon a project has gone south

boss just swore kek

Get down to around 15 % body fat, get a clean haircut, shower and practice good hygiene, be confident, be prepared to fail a lot, dress cleanly (no graphic tees, bold coloured tshirts), put on some muscle and you will be good to go.

Yeah and every single time theres discussion afterwards to get rid of the soft signal because it's absolutely redundant when you have slow mo replays available. No idea why it's still a thing.

youtu.be/TDt13e_jB14?t=608

>"Has he shaved his beard to try and turn things around?"

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he's so fucking humourless

not the issue

That popped collar saved his life

fuck up alchy.

the coward Joe Root

dear oh dear

This series:

>13 wickets, average of 16.30, SR of 38, 26 Maidens.

Overall:
> 22 Matches, 21.30 Average, 107 wickets, 45.7 SR, 2.79 economy.

Is pic related the first time someone has actually lived up to the hype?

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dabbing on Farter

...

so true

her: I bet he's thinking about other women
him: how come the sebbo-defending irishman disappears when sebbo goes to bed

Croatians are so ugly
resemble rats

aussies too

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? Then whats stopping you?

monkey is getting uppity lads

one of the best posts in /cric/ history

Here's fatguts replying to himself and forgetting to switch proxy.

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lmao

what a faggot

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>take the fall for your team mates
>take a year off, come back and instantly be the best test batsman in the world
>supposed to be the bad guy
>be the good guy
>turn the English team into the most hated team in the world
>raise an entire nations anxiety and anger at the mere mention of your name
unequivocally based

new

lads, LADS
i think i can bust proxyplebbo
first I gotta collect sebbo posts and sort them by what time he made them
then I gotta collect direland sebbo defender posts and do the same thing
if they're different people, there should be a shifted spread of times since ireland and the usa are a couple hours apart
but if not, then it's sebbo.

>he doesn't exclusively shop at wog stores

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literally been proven though

issue is there is one legitimate Irish poster, the other is sebbo

holy kek 2bh

the sebbo defender always types with perfect grammar and punctuation. also, he praises sebbo.

I think the Irish shitter is Sebbo and Sebbo is probably an Aussie or something on a proxy. Either that or a curry in the US. Always evade proving anything about himself. It could even be some faggot NEET like reality cuck.

It's fucking pathetic.

and fatguts types like garbage, so you'd do the opposite if you were pretending to be some else

I'll let you guess which flag was supposed to be Ireland.

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see no reason why he'd like about being American
everything about him screams American

so grim, what a pathetic existence

good post wish more aussies here would heed it
cric has been a mean spirited bullying boys club for years and years

pathetic