>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 250 V. Bottas 188 M. Verstappen 181 S. Vettel 156 C. Leclerc 132
>WCC Standings Mercedes 438 Ferrari 288 Red Bull 244 McLaren 82 Toro Rosso 43
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium: 168 (170 entries)
>Point difference between Gasly and Albon 47 points
>Hund status: Ve are ze unterhunden in F1 but ve also preparing being ze electro unterhunden
>News: Russel can't stand polish banter Ferrari: "In hidsight, we shouldn't have done a meme straight machine" Alonso at Dakar in 2020 Halfwheel didn't liked gimiring
>Halfwheel didn't liked gimiring What, our local media was full of praise from MotoGP organizers?
Brayden Torres
death to carrie. >le lose 5 places in a race and often finishes last xd
Austin Nelson
Smooth Operator is cringe.
Jayden Barnes
...
Jackson White
It's a nice song though
Ethan Walker
Misfortune to 'death to' posters
Lucas Lopez
The main big complaint was that they didn't like how slow it was Then again halfwheel is always slow in turns
Dominic Reyes
kys.
Hudson Sanchez
I've been drawing horses
Julian Hall
t. Emilia
Levi Brown
You'd think she'd be fast because she's so small and weighs very little... oh wait, she squanders her only competitive advantage by being fat. Poor little fat gnome Carrie! Never will win a race!
Lucas Cooper
>felipe massa clearly isn't the same driver after he got spring'd
the difference between schumacher and massa in low fuel quali (only q1 and q2, q3 was done with race fuel) >bahrain -0.011 >malaysia no comparison >australia no comparison >san marino +1.016 >europe +0.719 >spain +0.608 >monaco no comparison >great britain +0.187 >canada +0.416 >usa +0.510 >france +0.568 >germany +0.316 >hungary +0.629 >turkey +1.209 >italy -0.128 >china +0.310 >japan +0.876 >brazil +0.462 this is 2006, 3 years before his accident. 2006 was massa's 4th season as a race driver plus he got full year at ferrari in 2003 in test role. sooo, that spring really fucked him up, even 3 years before it hit massa on the head, right?
Jonathan Myers
based
Brody Anderson
Who is the biggest carbabby to be WDC aside from Hamilton?
>his mummy will be part of the museum would be based
Evan Jackson
assuming they find it, of course. what do they do if someone goes missing and they can't find his corpse?
Tyler Brown
If they assume he is dead they usually do a funeral with an epmty casket You can't let them funeral companies not get their fair share of the cake just because you don't have a corpse
Caleb Reed
>ends the 5 year deluge of MSC wins lol >Dies in a desert How ironic.
Gabriel Perry
The only thing Carrie has *mastered* is the all you can eat buffet
Cooper White
And being a prude on social media
Joshua Murphy
>It's a shame how people from Poland treat Russell. I hate how they destroy reputation of our country. Nonetheless Robert's biggest haters also come from Poland. He has psycho fans but also psycho haters. On polish site similar to reddit we have one guy who constantly posts "jokes" about Kubica, even under topics not related to him. Under every article about Kubica there are many comments about how he is a cripple stealing from polish people.
Well guys, This is my last F1 thread. I can't take the female spam pics etc anymore. Worse with little girl nonsense. I don't know if F1 was always filled with pervs that feel the need to be more active lately or they came in to intentionally ruin pure discussion of F1. I kept reporting them for a long time but mods don't care, Either way their cancer is too much to bare, I'm gone and wont be back. Good bye.
Well, he chose a wife who neither really loves him nor is very good-looking. As a average-looking sports star he should easily get wife who ticks at least one of those two boxes, if not both.
she really isn't. very plain. nothing wrong with that but her face is also a bit odd.
Isaac Perez
Sick of this floating around on my laptop risking accidental deletion, so I'm posting it so the archive stores it. >was only posted as a profile pic for an hour or two before she got a case of slut's remorse and changed it
>Every time we used to push out those cars, as you went onto the grid they’d play the car’s national anthem and you used to feel ten foot tall when the old ‘Stars’n’Bars’ came on.”
Fuck the 10 outlap pussies.
Luke Cox
Nothing's more gay than ruining the performance of your car with open wheels for no reason whatsoever
Chase Sullivan
гими
Alexander Wood
>could bottas have done better? yes, in literally every aspect of his life, including not cycling himself to lewlew and getting 2nd in the WDC just to get replaced by a ducking frog who hasn’t had a seat in a year. bottas is the anti gimi, and it makes me feel sorry for him
*cucking *fucking. Sorry for the phone posting I woke up feeling nauseous so I’m phone posting in bed
Michael Johnson
After the race, a little impromptu pool party was thrown for him. Pedro insisted that the mechanics came too and my big memory of that is of Ron Dennis swimming up and down the pool, fully dressed in his formal suit.
> Pedro was my favourite driver, he was a racer. In Mexico in 1968, he came to me the night before the race and said ‘Casey, is my gearbox alright?’ I said ‘Yes, Pedro.’ ‘It’d better be,’ he said, ‘if not I’ll have the bandits take you off out into the hills and hang you.’ So I had another look at it, just to make sure.
Wonder if Sergio uses same motivational tools to get 100 out of his team
In a couple/few years' time, when he's running around at the back of the grid, having exhausted his Renault money, and having wasted all of his talent by driving for such a shit team.
Ryan Hughes
I do
Nathan Jenkins
Why doesn't Lewis Hamilton have a delicious brown WAG?
Button has only really settled down recently at the age of 38/39. Yeah he had a wife before that but it didn't work out. So Lewis is probably doing the same as Button, waiting until he's retired from F1 before settling down.
Source? I watched an interview where Hamilton said he doesn't have it in his contract that he can veto drivers, while other drivers like Vettel and Alonso apparently did. That could've changed though of course.
Hunter James
Also let's just say it was up to Hamilton - I reckon he'd keep Bottas because he knows he can beat him. Ocon is an unknown, and young drivers can come out of nowhere to be very good.
Zachary Adams
Ocon couldn't even beat Perez. The hype around him is unwarranted.
Thomas Cook
I'd like to see him in a Merc car just to give AMX grief
Jeremiah Wood
>Hamilton said he doesn't have it in his contract that he can veto drivers And we all know that Hamilton NEVER lies, don't we? How do you think someone like Bottas even got that Mercedes seat over younger and better alternatives?
Isaiah Anderson
here we go, it's another spergout for the ages
Joshua Harris
>Implying Mercedes has Hulkenberg on their shortlist Mercedes was always going for Vettel, Hamilton, and Alonso Hamilton took the call while Vettel went to Ferrari and Alonso continued his streak of optimal career decisions
Kayden Martin
Oops read the post wrong I thought you were referring to 2013 Hamilton Yea that fucker always had veto power since Rosberg lived on his mind RENT FREE
Sebastian Jackson
He's still young, he might turn good, who knows, and Mercedes probably wouldn't keep him if they thought he was shit. So if you're Hamilton surely it's better to go with the devil you know than the devil you don't.
Gabriel Ross
>the seething german is STILL inventing conspiracy theories because he can't stand a british driver being successful Pretty sad mate.
>veto power Source? Could be true but where did you get that from?
>Rosberg The guy he beat three times in four seasons?
Honestly doubt it. I don't see Toto actually caring enough about him to give him decisional power over the team. He spergs over the new team mate? Who cares one of them is gonna win the WDC anyway and the WCC is granted He leaves the team? They can get anyone they want and still win the WDC and WCC. Lew lew matters nothing to Mercedes, as you said, he was one of the 3 possible choices, nothing more.
Julian Watson
you're forgetting the best marketable persona among the drivers. And you know what I mean by persona.
Zachary Rodriguez
How does Hammo know Alonso's or Vettel's contracts? Sounds made up to me to make himself feel better.
Lincoln Gomez
>Lew lew matters nothing to Mercedes He does. Not because he can win in the car - anyone on the grid can do that with number one status. But because he's commercially succesful. No one pulls as much advertiser money and brand recognition in Britain and the US as the wannabe-rapper celebrity who hangs out with other US celebrities and is frequently found in the yellow press.
Alexander Scott
>Spierdalaj Jerzy, twoja matka je kurwa top class bants neigborino
Levi Clark
Lewlew is a great tool to promote the mercedes road car brand to neekeris and a great asset to check the muh diversity checkbox This is all about marketing.
Anthony Martin
The most marketable is the one who wins, always been like that
Luis Gonzalez
Friendly reminder that the teams have too much effect on the upcoming rules, so they will be shit
Joseph Campbell
the future is now, old man. Sorry to tell you this. Welcome to the 2k10's.
Austin Williams
Reminder the 2k10's will be over in 4 months and a bit
Max would finish ahead. They have no choice but to keep him, otherwise their driver programme gets exposed.
Gavin Sanchez
>The most marketable is the one who wins, always been like that No. Vettel wasn't as marketable as Hamilton, except in Germany/Austria/Switzerland, where he still is. Button wasn't nearly as marketable. Raikkönen wasn't. Alonso wasn't. Arguably, Schumacher was - after a few titles. Not in the US market though, which is huge and happy to spend a fortune.
Joseph Cruz
BASED.
Landon Price
time_pepe.jpg holy shit thanks for the reminder. I wish 2k20's will bring more than 3 out of 10 good formula seasons.
Nolan Sanchez
>the german still can't cope with hamilton's success LMAO
Imagine being so unable to cope with a driver's success that you invent conspiracy theories to try and explain why they're successful. LMAO.
Joshua Jenkins
America doesn't give a shit about F1. It's laughable how desperate you are to invent a conspiracy theory because you can't COPE with the fact that a British driver is successful. Sad.
Joshua Torres
>doxxing yourself to prove a point over FAKE watches LMAO KWAB.
>America doesn't give a shit about F1. It's the market Liberty Media wants to cater to. Don't try to deny that. And it's the market that spends most money on cars. Especially high-class high-comfort cars like, say, Mercedes. And it's also no secret that Hamilton is being used to sell stuff to Americans.
Seems more like you're desperate to spin your usual narrative of "Hamshit is just such a good driver that Mercedes wouldn't be anywhere without him".
Liam Hill
Who is that guy and why the fuck do you keep doxing him? Doxing is against the rules, right? And it's basically avatarposting given how frequently you post this shit.
Austin Cook
Ah yes, Liberty Media are the ones that signed Hamilton to Mercedes! Over four years before they bought F1!
>Having an entire Country living rent free in your head Truly pathetic
Thomas Adams
Who is the guy you're talking about? And why is he discussed in this thread when this person who is apparently from /g/, according to some Brit's post the other day, has absolutely nothing to do with F1?
Who or what the fuck is "Bhatia"?
Carter Barnes
You mean the bit where you make a straw man argument?
>Ja, we herd ze journalists talkin about ze Ef einz coma fumf. Louis obvioulsly ranks there, as unzer silver auto is clearly no match for the roten pferd und ze roten stier
Dylan Ortiz
He seems to be holding up well By well I mean he hasn't an hero'd yet
>legs that hairy >nothing on chest or gut absolute state of men these days
Colton Smith
He knows that he'll at least keep his place in TR in 2020 as Kvyat will either replace Grosjean or be stuck in Ferrari "I hope Vettee gets too sick to drive" simulator hell forever
Ryder Sullivan
Gimi will retire in your lifetime :(
Jaxon Watson
Not if I kill myself tomorrow :)
Nolan Lee
How about YOU look up what the fuck it means, then go back and look at your post, and realise the mistake you made. Thanks.
Nicholas Lee
>tfw no renault-loving baby-blue-nail-paint-wearing gf
her teeth need a clean t b h. looks like plaque on them.
Leo Myers
At least it gets rid of the Jew nose of today's cars
Anthony Myers
>I actually am a new female fan from watching Drive to Survive. I was always like “yeah f1 is cool” but never actively watched anything really unless my boyfriend was watching a race. I really hope i don’t run into assholes like this. I’ve heard so many women who are fans of any sports complain about men acting like they aren’t “real fans.” it’s so dumb.
>Drive to Survive babby dropped. Shit series t b h fuck Will Buxton.
Lucas Nelson
A strawman would require me to misrepresent someone else's argument. Which I did not do. Whatever flaw you think you have found in my post, it certainly can't be a strawman.
Alexander Mitchell
tob geg
Josiah Ross
based
Ian Myers
...
Evan Morgan
tsegged :DDD
Connor Ortiz
fucking kek is this oc?
Christian Clark
ye
Joshua Reyes
Thought it was a normal spurdo post I was wrong but ebin :DDDD
F1 is my favorite sport, heard two other old fat American dudes talking about amx at a bar over the weekend. We might be a niche, but americans who love F1, really love F1
Colton Carter
driving cars around is not a sport
Lincoln Jenkins
This Gimi still gets a shit box into the points, he's almost 40 and a significantly better driver than most the zoomers. Leclerc has a lot of potential, but I would have kept Kimi for a couple more years if I were Ferrari.
Isaiah Flores
HOLY FUCKING BASED!
Wyatt Perez
Then why are you in this thread toothpaste?
Luke Ward
nah you sack vettee and keep gimi. lec could have learnt from someone who actually won something with ferrari
Josiah Nguyen
Even though I like Seb, I actually think this would have been a great Ferrari pairing.
Grayson Young
I expect you lads have bought an Alfa Romeo to support Gimi's career.
Jackson Peterson
god I miss my 147 gta
Henry Taylor
The Giulia QF is actually pretty cool. Would lease, because Italian cars fall apart. Depends on what I can afford when my current lease runs out, I'd really like to go Porsche if I could afford it.
Andrew Parker
>Italian cars fall apart >I'd like a Porsche lmao
Anthony Rodriguez
>Lease >Lease >Lease 911 lease is like 1,200-1,700 a month. That's what my apartment costs. Current BMW lease is just 400. But I get your point, I'd never buy a Porsche.
Jeremiah Gray
can't imagine driving a car built in this decade. christ how grim
she's welsh. doubt they have electric toothbrushes there.
Jace Martinez
Biking is great though, pic is my daily commute For me to justify the cost of a single speed road bike all I need to do is bike for half the year vs drive (5 tanks of fuel x90 per tank is about the same cost), to justify the maintenance a year all i have to do is bike for 1 week a year. Plus it's a great pub run around. Plus get a days exercise done without having to plan it.
I'm sure there are SOME fans of F1 in America, yes, but it's not widely popular. Which is why Liberty wants another American race and more American teams, to boost popularity.
Tyler Roberts
t. man who buys fake watches
Levi Hughes
I should cycle more. I used to have pretty much the same commute as you to cycle to school. now I just take the bus to uni because it's >free
Charles Myers
I wonder if one of the younger F1 pilots doesn't know how to ride a bike
Nathan Sanders
>really nice colnago bike >flat pedals with fucking reflectors >a rider who clearly has no idea what the fuck he's doing What a waste of a good bike.
Thomas Howard
Great argument, Hamshitter.
Elijah Gutierrez
Boy that took you awhile.
Jason Wilson
Well since I've never done that in my life I guess you must be thinking you're replying to someone else. Please do not make posts intended for a particular person unless you know they are the person you're replying to, thanks.
Jacob Anderson
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Are you on this thread 24 hours a day? Lmao, pathetic
>the autistic Brit and German You do realize that there are multiple Germans responding to him, right? As well as a lot of non-Germans, including other Brits. The main problem is that if you just namedrop Hamilton without also praising him, he'll immediately attack you. There's no escaping his shit.
Adrian Myers
>its schumacher shitposting against prince charles and you know it
Landon James
So you subscribe to conspiracy theories about why drivers are employed too? Lol what the fuck.
Sorry to disappoint you man but I'm not whoever you think I am.
Jeremiah Hughes
>why can't i say completely unfounded bollocks without people picking me up on it! If you're going to make a claim then provide evidence, it's as simple as that, no matter which driver or which team or whatever you're talking about.
Christopher Wright
>provide evidence Everyone in here has provided evidence for his claims. Everyone but you, that is, shitposter.
>no matter which driver or which team or whatever you're talking about. Ah, yes, because you always start this same shit when someone says something bad about, say, Ricciardo, right?
Joshua Green
Yeah so much evidence for some marketing-based conspiracy theory for employing a driver. This is fucking tiresome, please stop posting about this utter bullshit unless you have something interesting to say, with actual evidence to support it.
Gavin Turner
>The only thing Schumi can do in his semi-vegetative state is shitpost on /f1/ This is heartbreaking, lad
Truth is, it's a single person talking to himself.
>some marketing-based conspiracy theory It's not a "conspiracy theory". No one conspired to make Hamilton a celebrity, that was he himself. And there is plenty of evidence for Hamilton being used in marketing and advertisement. Do I really need to scout Youtube for the countless ads with him, mostly appealing to an English speaking audience? You should know them better than I do.
Camden Williams
If I don't, someone else will. And he's pretty easy to respond to: His "arguments" are shoddy to begin with and not hard to deconstruct.
>getting butthurt at posts that have nothing to do with you Sad
>there is plenty of evidence for Hamilton being used in marketing and advertisement But that's not what your argument was, which was that Merc hasn't employed him for performance, but instead only for marketing reasons. Which strikes me as completely implausible. When we're talking about F1. A sport where every tenth counts. I'm not saying Hamilton, or any driver, is fucking flawless, because they're not, and Hamilton definitely isn't, because he fucks up all the time, but to think that Merc is employing him solely for marketing reasons and for nothing to do with performance at all makes zero sense. Especially since Merc's main audience is probably middle-aged white guys who don't give a shit about Lewis Hamilton.
Says the guy who thinks a straw man is a legitimate argument, tippety top kek.
>to think that Merc is employing him solely for marketing reasons and for nothing to do with performance at all makes zero sense. It makes a lot of sense. Unless you deny that practically everyone one the grid can easily win a championship in the Mercedes. The only reason to hire someone for as much money as Hamilton, when two Bottas-type drivers would suffice and Hamilton is as much of a diva as he is, is if you can make proportionally more money back by keeping him. And that's where his value lies: Advertisment and publicity. That you even deny this shows how desperate you are to make Hamilton out as something he is not.
Caleb Moore
>F3 Asia moving a chunk of the calendar to the middle east and having the whole thing finish before the European and Japanese series start
Targeting that easy EU driver money.
Christopher Ramirez
We need two meme pics >the eternally frustrated anti-hamilton German >the /f1/ newfag dumb enough to engage him
Nathaniel Butler
>Unless you deny that practically everyone one the grid can easily win a championship in the Mercedes Bottas can't seem to. Rosberg did once, but failed twice (and was helped by mechanical failures of his teammate). Getting another driver would be an enormous risk - you never know whether they'll perform. Who would they even get? Ric would have been an option perhaps but he would probably take time to settle in, you never know how that will go. Max would be another consideration but would cost a lot to get from RB, and again you don't know how long it will take for the driver to get used to the new team, etc. It's just an unnecessary risk. Same reasons why Schumacher wasn't dumped by Ferrari during their winning years, I would imagine.
Also let's say Merc did dump Hamilton because he was costing too much. Then he might go to Ferrari or Red Bull, taking a lot of information with him. I dunno, maybe they sign NDAs so they can't spill the beans on their old team to their new team, but it still means losing a relatively good driver to a competitor.
>advertisement and publicity I mean I personally doubt Hamilton is that valuable from a marketing perspective, especially for Mercedes, whose customers are old white guys, like I said. But in any case, your claim earlier was not that marketing might be a part (which could be true, but which I'm still sceptical of). Your claim was that Merecedes want to keep employing him "[n]ot because he can win in the car - anyone on the grid can do that with number one status. But because he's commercially succesful". Which is just dumb, especially since the Hamilton-Rosberg fight of 2014-2016 shows us that any idea of a "number one driver" in that team did not exist. And I have no reason to think there's a hierarchy between Hamilton and Bottas - team orders were only used last year once Hamilton was ahead, and Merc had to fight off a title challenge from Ferrari, forcing them to pick their best-placed driver to back.
Joseph Hall
>Bottas can't seem to. Because he's the number two. And even then, this year he's second behind his number one. So, yes, he'd easily be able to.
>Rosberg did once, but failed twice (and was helped by mechanical failures of his teammate) Oh, look, it's that "Hamilton was unlucky" shit again. Yeah, no. Make Rosberg the number one and he wins all of them.
>Getting another driver would be an enormous risk - you never know whether they'll perform. Bullshit. Mercedes easily dominates. Bottas right now would be a safe enough bet. You're really underselling everyone but Hamilton, including Mercedes. It's not a midfield car, but levels above even its closest "competitors".
>why Schumacher wasn't dumped by Ferrari Ferrari weren't even remotely as dominant as Mercedes, and probably would have been nowhere without Schumacher. You might not like that, but that's how it is. I also believe you weren't around at that time, were you? You recently stated that you consider everyone above 25 old.
>Which is just dumb, especially since the Hamilton-Rosberg fight of 2014-2016 shows us that any idea of a "number one driver" in that team did not exist Really? Because Malaysia 2013 showed very much that there was a clear number one. As did the different public treatment of both drivers when they caused accidents. Sorry, but all evidence for your "no number one" theory is what Toto and Hamilton have confessed to.
>And I have no reason to think there's a hierarchy between Hamilton and Bottas Come on now ...
Aaron Thomas
>Ferrari weren't even remotely as dominant as Mercedes
This is what every Netflix zoomer doesn't realise. They see the dominance on paper with the WDC results but they didn't see other teams win races, other drivers battle Michael - and Michael do that utterly inhumane next level shit to seal the deal. It wasn't as fucking fatalistically boring as what MWL has been since 2014. There weren't the races like in 2014 where a Mercedes went down the grid because of a fuckup or a penalty but yet 10 laps later is chasing a podium.
Camden Hernandez
Is Alfonso gonna be in indy next year?
Evan Adams
>conspiracy theories And this is why there's no use talking to you.
Sebastian Perez
Nothing of what I said has anything to do with a conspiracy. Do you even know what that word means?
Elijah Bailey
Clearly you don't if you can't recognise that what you're saying is literally a conspiracy theory. >Mercedes are conspiring to keep my most-hated driver as a favourite even though I have no evidence for this!
Henry Stewart
>Mercedes are conspiring Mercedes can't "conspire", retard. They are an official entity, a business and a team. When Apple decides not to produce the Apple Watch anymore but to concentrate on the IPhone, that's not a conspiracy between its CEOs, that's a business strategy. And when Mercedes decide on favouring Hamilton over his wingman, that's also not a conspiracy.
I can't believe I have to teach English vocabulary to an Englishman ... erm, "Englishboy", I guess.
Cameron Flores
I can't believe this reminder has to be posted every thread
Can we get a "German" version too? The Finn knower's theory seems to make sense now
Noah Bennett
Pacific hours are the only comfy hours these days
Benjamin Sanders
I know English probably isn't your first language so for that some understanding should be given, but you really need to learn what terms mean before waxing lyrical about them: >conspiracy >a secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful Your assertion is that Merc have a secret favouritism for Ham (which would be harmful to Bottas, of course). Merc have always publicly stated that they let their drivers race against each other at the beginning of each season (like I've said multiple times this can change towards the end of a season when teams decide, reluctantly, to favour whichever driver is leading the WDC at that point, because it gives them the best chance of winning the WDC).
Yeah, go read the dictionary, Junge.
Gabriel Myers
Yeah, I guess we better drop this, because you don't seem to know how to read a dictionary either. Lying is not conspiring. And I'll have to go to bed relatively soon, so I really can't wait for your empty replies that you always need an hour to come up with.
>Sperg out starts at 19:23 Funland time >Ends 05:36 Funland time that's 10 hours of entertaining retardation.
Joshua Jackson
> Englishboy - englishman He is just a paki shitter, trying desperately to fit in the english society by sucking Hams cock and using words he learnt from his overlords
>On lap 17, Briton Chris Bristow, driving a Cooper, was fighting for sixth with Belgian Willy Mairesse. The very young Bristow, having never driven at Spa before, was known as a brash and daring driver who had a reputation for being rather wild; the relatively inexperienced 22-year-old Englishman had been in lots of accidents in his short career. This was due to his unruly and very aggressive driving style, and he was possibly in way over his head at Spa-Francorchamps. Mairesse was also known as an equally aggressive driver who had a win-at-all-costs mentality and was known to be difficult to pass, particularly on his home track. The fact that these 2 drivers were racing against each other on this track meant that disaster was perhaps inevitable. Bristow and Mairesse touched wheels, and the Englishman lost control at Malmedy, overturned and crashed into an embankment on the right side of the track. The car rolled and flipped a number of times, Bristow was thrown from his car and was beheaded and killed instantly by some barbed-wire fencing next to the circuit; his body partially landed on the track where it stayed for some time.
Parker Perez
There is no pic of it though
John Murphy
>“Ronnie was rushing into the circuit on race day; it was chaos with people everywhere, and he actually clipped a policeman with the wing of his hire car. They immediately arrested him but Louis Stanley persuaded the police to bring him back for the race. We prepared the car and popped it onto the grid to wait for its driver. The police turned up with Ronnie in their car, and he stepped straight out of the police car and into the race car, so he could do the race. Then, as soon as the race was over, the police were there again. He was out of the race car, back into the police car and down to the police station. They kept him in overnight and Louis negotiated for his release on the Monday morning. It was unfair because he was a nice guy: not an aggressive type of person at all.”
Imagine watching a season of Formula 1 where you don't know who will still be alive at the end of the year. Wild stuff. Proof that the British are disingenuous cunts. "Oh yes here you go Mika, you're allowed to drive down this road." "No wait, we changed out minds, off to jail for you!"
Dominic Wilson
These truly are the /true comfy hours/
Christopher Martinez
If Senna had never died, He and Schumi would have 5 titles each at most and Louis is on his 6th Thank you for your sacrifice Ayrton
Hunter Nguyen
When Senna died he was accusing a particular good driver of having traction control because he had such great control of a car compared to him
Julian Taylor
Schumacher's traction control helped him go through fast left turns
nah the newly promoted RB driver wins when the other guy gets put on a retarded strategy
Joshua Thompson
still mad, hmm?
Jaxson Mitchell
fucks sake I meant teammate
Benjamin Hill
we understood, fren
Jaxson White
in this era of MWL, any missed opportunities are painful.
Joseph Myers
especially driver hirings. why on earth have they decided to take mcnish for 2002, when they already had salo? 2003, promising webber was available, but nope, let's choose over the hill panis and da matta. 2004, heidfeld, fisichella? nah, let's juggle our current hopeless drivers. in 2005 they've made the right move with trulli and ralf, but it was already 2 years too late. then they went again with a meme hiring glock and that was it.
only 3 good hirings - salo in 2002, trulli and ralf for 2005 and kobayashi subbing in 2 races at the end of 2009. how can you fuck up so badly, hiring has-beens and mediocre drivers, instead of young and talented drivers? fucking corporations, man
Ryan Gonzalez
It's doesn't only work at promotion though Spain 2016 : Kvyat and Verstappen swap, VER wins Malaysia 2017 : Kvyat is replaced by Gasly, VER wins Mexico 2017 : Kvyat is ""definitively"" fired from TR, VER wins
Andrew Morris
Would any of you good lads tell me where I can watch 2012 races? Preferably in HD Thanks Based
Joseph Ramirez
piranha exchange.
Landon Long
Honestly they seemed clueless in every aspect in different ways. Their car & team managment was like they hadn't idea how motorsport works The hirings showed they had no idea what F1 was
Gavin Green
Some are on [redacted]
Alexander Butler
Why didn't they make,the cockpit for 2021 closed? It's safer, stronger and more aesthetic than fucking gaylo
Jordan Wood
I do think ralf was a bad decision as well. Wanted big money, and desu, wasn't that faster than trulli. JPM would have been a way better choice
2005 made JPM look bad as well not sure why both Montoya and Ralf are so highly regarded, once they left Williams both got outclassed by their teammates (Trulli was outscored by Ralf but was considerably quicker)
Daniel Long
[REDACTED]
Bentley Myers
The 2005 Mclaren was pretty bad according to many sources, and was catering more to Kimi's smoother style (which is understandable as the fin was the known quantity for the team) Also he missed 2 race and was disqualified from the lead in Canada for a pit lane blunder of the team
Owen Gray
yeah, not like Kimi had any of the team's mistake going against him also Montoya's salary that year was higher, so I doubt the team was developing the car having Kimi in mind
Blake Perry
If you don't know what terms mean then go and learn what they mean before you get it wrong, which is what you've been doing.
>REEEEEEE WHY AREN'T YOU POSTING GIMI MEMES Fucking pathetic twats
Nathan Roberts
>a german and a british It's like Brits and the French Or Brits and the Irish. Or Brits and other Brits.
Jose Hall
>you will never hear the italian anthem again after a race
I just think it's funny and entertaining in a sad and pathetic way that you argue with some other retard for 10 hours over dumb shit well into the night.
What would be even funnier is if you samefagged for 10 hours, trying to goad some easily baited idiot into responding, but ended up only arguing with yourself. By YHWH it would be so funny, pathetic and retarded, almost an oscar-worthy tragicomedy.
Jacob Rodriguez
That carpet is fucking pigging.
Aaron Torres
>Implying Gasly's redemption arc won't start in Monza
Cameron Sanchez
>Last stories of Carrie on her IG, lying on her bed speaking german things. MUH DICK
Who is that guy and why the fuck do you keep doxing him? Doxing is against the rules, right? And it's basically avatarposting given how frequently you post this shit.
Michael Edwards
t. person of south Asian descent living in Great Britain
Easton Robinson
story?
Adrian Richardson
Is that Lil Bob?
Ian Wilson
a poo bought a watch
Austin Watson
Don't bother replying at this point. He's been false flagging trying to get /f1/ banned for some time after his other ideas didn't work. Notice his other post yesterday in this thread with exactly the same format.
Also notice how he's pushing his German/Brit gimmick hard lately too. An odd little creature for sure.
>Rakesh full name and adress gets posted >Who is that guy What the fuck else do you want, his dental records?
Mason Mitchell
This post - - was a verbatim copy of a post I made yesterday. Maybe you posted the copy so that you could post this reply and pretend that there's someone making the same posts in every thread? Sad.
An odd little creature you must be to try and fabricate stuff like this. NOW FUCK OFF WITH YOUR "THREAD CELEBRITY" BULLSHIT, THIS IS A FUCKING F1 THREAD, DISCUSS F1 OR FUCK OFF
Owen Martinez
>can't understand the obvious meaning of a question Sad
Hunter Ortiz
imagine carrie nursing you in bed, stroking your head and talking about racing and f1 in german with her cute, high pitched voice
Robert Gray
Carrie is on a special diet. She only eats food she can get off with.
This has sadly only resulted in her spending more time in her room.
Angel Allen
you can't respond though because you don't speak german and your mouth is full of milk
>tfw you will never tickle Carrie and have her laugh in her cute, high pitched voice while she tries to get you to stop
William Sanders
What happens if she notices I'm getting a cheeky stiffy?
Jordan Fisher
Ok fine.
Rakesh Bhatia is a writer who worked for years as a mail carrier. An alcoholic, womanizing misanthrope, he serves as both the protagonist and antihero of the generals in which he spams, which span from his poverty-stricken childhood to his middle age, in which he finds some small success as a screenwriter.
Some of the features of the Rakeshian persona: excessive alcohol consumption; love of art (classical music, literature); solitude and self-isolation; volatile relationships (especially with women); self-effacement; nihilism; counterfeit watches; and the violation of societal norms.
Colton Hill
She lost weight but her boobs seem to have grown. Maybe we'll get preggo Viccy soon.
She gives you a playful slap, calls you a perv and then spends the rest of your conversation staring at it while biting her lip, only responding to your questions with 'yeah' and 'umm'.
Jace Harris
Based and KWAB.
Jack Jackson
They will inevitably split up and she'll get fatter than ever before
I'll still enter Victoria as Thiccy Viccy in /f1W/ anyway
Leo Bell
Why not Fitty Viccy
Benjamin Roberts
Fitty Thiccy Viccy No really because I'd use the Big Nick/Ingerlund model
Blake Torres
Liberty wants more standardisation for 2021, but Binotto doesn't like it; probably because he knows it will make smaller teams closer to his team in performance.
>And that's how I told Nando: "Yes I'll keep a seat on Mclaren", "I'm sure you're gonna be in here in 2020 or 2021" and the most blilliant "We gonna build a competitive car". >Wow >Brutal >The absolute madman.
Kayden Wright
A bit of Jean Todt and a bit of Ron Dennis in him
Jonathan Phillips
Formula 1 has run through too much talent in the past few years, swallowing them and spitting them out, so now they have to scrape the bottom of the barrel in F2
Mason Turner
It's not gonna be Dennis enough if he has not an autistic underground car garage or he doesn't take the Honda pill and ragequit F1 afterwards.
Charles Brown
Well to be honest I was specifically talking about the looks
