/copalib/ - perro bebado edition

CONMEBOL LIBERTADORES
Quartas de Final/Cuartos de Final/Quarter finals
>Grêmio x Palmeiras (20/08 & 27/08)
>LDU Quito x Boca Juniors (21/08 & 28/08)
>Flamengo x Internacional (21/08 & 28/08)
>River Plate x Cerro Porteño (22/08 & 29/08)

CONMEBOL SUDAMERICANA
Quartas de Final/Cuartos de Final/Quarter finals
>Alt. Mineiro x La Equidad (20/08 & 27/08)
>Corinthians x Fluminense (22/08 & 29/08)
>Independiente del Valle & Colón already qualified to semifinals

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fuck mill8s

This is the thread

this is the post

can't argue with those quads

Quads confirm

wtf!!! that dog is mad af

perro cachaça

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satan approved thread

>make a thread
>Nobody likes it

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perro resaca

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cheers for not being part of any organization or something

fuck me I posted in the other thread, the one that just wasn't it
who's playing?

you made it too early bro
and this one had quads confirming the legitimicy of the thread
perro no encontro la soluccion

perro borracho malo

>Independiente del Valle & Colón already qualified to semifinals
Are we getting the sudaca final first this year? That feels anticlimactic for some reason

El armenio papa

they better not, we shouldn't drag best friends into our lifestyle

yeah i think you're right argiebro

Imagine coming home from work and firulais is mixing drinks for you tho

fuck a.nal

I'm making milanesas and ensalada de papa frens

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what will you put on your ensalada mano?

buen provecho

ensalada de papa Juan Pablo II, Bento XVI o Francisco?

>milanesas
carne i hope

Ye

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stay strong user

P L A T E N S E

fuck now i want to make some milanesas

carne i hope

carne bovina always

based

OFFICIAL MILANESA RANKING
1) Milanesa de Carne
2) Milanesa de Merluza
3) Leftover Milanesa
4) Milanesa de Chancho
9) Milanesa de Pollo
1000) Milanesa de Berenjena
9001) Milanesa de Zanahoria
999998) Schnitzel
999999) Milanesa de Soja

milanesa de bunda

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milanesa do lula though....

EU ENCONTREI A SOLUCAO AO PROBLEMA DA RESACA

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>he never had Milanesa de llama una delicia chango

U M A D E L Í C I A

updated collage galleries
pt1 imgur.com/a/6rRIqCS
pt2 imgur.com/a/8RP40d0
pt3 imgur.com/a/pw23fOs

Are those estrias or stabs?

*sniffs*

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Mornin'frens. Is it cold over there in Río? I might travel because the weather here is unbearable

Not cold for sure, but it has been rainy those days. Which is very good, considering this city is hell on earth most of the time.

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dock sud

Based collagebro

sock dud

how's the weather in buenos aires? will be there very soon.

7°C, it's going to rain next week, probably the temperature will drop for the last time and then be at 15°C ~ 20°C

>tfw no gf

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Thought it was a weird apple from the thumbnail.

Bring some italian girls

>tfw

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Comfy thread

only until the game starts

That's unironically a man

>watching BB debate on espn
>they mention the la equidad game against alt memeiro
>the only word showing on the screen was "meme"
what did they mean by this?

For me, it's

>Cerro

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Por que caralhos o Grêmio de Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense é chamado de Grêmio invés de Porto Alegrense? Imagina chamar o Palmeme de Sociedade ou o Flamerda de Clube.

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>men
>looking this hot
nice bait lol

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>Abel Braga declara torcida ao Inter e revolta torcida rubro-negra
based, fuck flamerda

>trans girl
>man
pick one

>that arm hair
mhhhhhh

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esportes.yahoo.com/noticias/oferta-do-flamengo-a-daniel-alves-foi-muito-melhor-que-a-do-sao-paulo-133908852.html
C H E I R I N H O

For me, it's /guild/

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Porto Alegrense sounds gay

> tfw petlet

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Gotta enjoy it while it lasts

Linguistic homeostasis. That's why people call it "Atletico de Madrid" and not just "Madrid".

Perfect for gaybbbio

Lads i think i'm in love with an escort

it's that ok?

yes

vasco

yes but that's extra

ask her to be your gf

de rossi is talking on fox sports
>he says he's got a whatsapp group with only midfielders
>whatsapp profile pic is riquelme putting his botines on
absolutely based

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it clearly wasn't lol

Unless your a cuck

>escort
female escort?

Lads i think i'm in love with TIGRESA VIP

it's that ok?

Absolutely not

Thousands of trannies, ugly women, perros and chemical mutation victims, and you fall for that!?

If Gremio is the Palmeiras of the South, what is Inter?

>grêmio is the palmeiras of the south
can't find any reasons why it would be desu

Meme team with no tradition
Also no mundial

when, then by your dumb and ignorant logic, i would say inter is the atlético acreano of the south

T. Mad gazela

Who are our guys today /copalib/? Gaymio or Palmeme?

youtube.com/watch?v=7gPxDh7DZNU
Gremio

CERRO

VAI TOMAR NO CU GREMIO
AQUI E PALMEIRAS PORRA

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This. I'd like to see Renato dab on Felipão.

>vs river
Oh user, I'm so sorry

>he doesn't believe in
>Cerro

Porto Alegrense

I'm not doubting their capacity but they'll get refballed like...

UR MOM

La Equidad

based

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AHAHAHAHA, KEK

fuck riBer

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Just to remind monkeybros that who ever win the mini copa do brasil on our side its just going to the final to be absolutely reffed by rivar again

>ynr al-ain

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Cerro Porteño wins the copa

These are the perros

this is why we win world cups

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absolutamente basado
fuck first world, that pic is what is all about

Earlier this time huh...

it was taken close to the hostage situation earlier today in rio

based people, looks like a sunday, everyone eating some snacks, playing uma altinha while based cops kill another vitima da sociedade and the people cheers while lefties cry and rage, feels good to be brazilian

Excellent post

Based

o rio de janeiro tem seus problemas mas eh cada coisa que aparece que valem a pena kk

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only seething macacos would pick anyone over Grêmio as /goodguys/, fuck you moranguinha

why does /copalib/ seethe so much about palmeme?

no one seethes about palmeme, their fans are insufferable crybabies and we like laughing at their failures

A ford?

that would be based

Collage?

there's no one laughing
just full on TMP

do black people get tanned?

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I don't know but I want to tan her with my dick

>killing a guy with a toy gun instead of invade the bus to arrest him

>her

>guy could lit the bus on fire at any moment killing 30 people

even better

yeah just like in the eloa case in the past right? cause that worked so well

>that nice bunda
>with a female penis
thats it mane

>mais duas semanas sem formula 1

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En el baile, las pibas me dicen que onions feo (feo)
No me importa, porque ser lindo no quiero (re feo)

Yes, he can afford her.

badum tss

Yeah, fucking Pretzel didn't invest in precognitive measures to know if some fucker has an actual gun or not.

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Should i ask her how many dicks per day is she taking?

holy shit I would hate fuck letícia sabatella so hard

fuck the gun the bus was filled with gasoline

>caring about 2019 f1
FUCK LEWLEW
FUCK FIAMG
FUCK JANNIES
but above all
FUCK TILKE AND FUCK JANNNIES AGAIN

>he voted for andrade

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don't be dump, enjoy the perks that come with it, all these money that she will bring home, also don't forget to announce her to every friend and people you know to make sure you make the best profit out of it

>he still votes PT from 2019 onwards
>he still defends criminals
>he still supports Flamengo
Which is the bigger retard?

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Milanesa de macaco............

>esperam ansiosos por uma cabeça estourada
MAS É ISSO MESMO QUE EU QUERO VER PORRA
CARALHO QUANDO EU VI A NOTICIA QUE O CARA MORREU EU TAVA DOIDO PROCURANDO O VIDEO
ELE SÓ TOMOU UM TIRO NAS COSTAS E CAIU QUE NEM BOSTA
VAI SE FUDER
CADE OS CARAS QUE IAM MIRAR NA CABECINHA WITZEL?

That too, but that's ommited from the Oficial Narrative™.
Let's see if our dear press will spin this into Ônibus 174 2: Electric Bugalú

HAHAHA commie crying and almost every brazilian openly supporting the cops and make fun of it, love me country, also mengão supporters are the bigger retard by nature

Cara foi só uma ação midiática do WW para testar o a atual capacidade dos atiradores de elite. Eles devem ter pego um cracudo qualquer e convencido ele a fazer essa merda, para praticar numa situação real.

>ignoring the new chapter of Lawfare against PT saga
jornalggn.com.br/noticia/denuncia-que-agora-leva-haddad-a-condenacao-e-esquizofrenica/

Nothing good will come out of it.
Try to not think about them dicks and dont tell her you love her.

Yes, user. It was all a set-up by Pretzel to look good.
At this rate, I don't know if you're serious or not. People's retardation online makes no room for parody and/or trolling.

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oque nao falta no rj é vagubundo pra tomar tiro nao precisa disso tudo nao

Stop shitting this comfy thread

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>sniper killing vitima da sociedade
>everyone supporting and cheering when he hits it
>not comfy
>not an sport
kys

sneed

No, the sniper that takes months, if not years, of training and mental preparation does not know how to deal with a potentially dangerous arsonist with a gun.
The teenager smelling of milk and pears with a bull ring on the nose and aposematic hair is the one who's right.

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No matches on, dino.

It stops being fun when it sparks a political argument between two shitheads on a /copalib/ thread.
Nobody cares whats your political affiliation.

ele acerto os 6 no caso

if only your country was that relevant so your opinion could make a difference here, but not even in the copa you are any longer

She's right tho

I'd ask you to explain why, but chances are you don't know either, so seek Jesus and have a nice night.

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I hope the janny tells the mods to rangeban Brazilians

El janny se la come

delicious ;)

>american tier posting
Based retard

Matchday, this is standard procedure m8

I know, but this isnt even palmeme, flamerda level of shitposting.

QFs tho. Probably a lot of fairweather tourists here now.
Just sit back and enjoy, nothing of value is going to be lost in the process.

> both matches at the same time

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Why do you care about some thug being shot?
I mean, both sides are pretty retarded.

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Isentão de bosta

Stream for gremio

POOOOOORCO

assina o premiere igual todo mundo seu pobre fudido

paying the ppv jew, what are you on mr goldberg

Não sou vagabundo vou tá em aula macaco favelado

Just found out about this whole bus hostage situation and googled it in order to know more about it

Turns something ""similar"" happened here recently: drugged guy threatened a bus driver with a knife, the police was alerted and when they arrived a policeman (unaware he was being recorded) kicked the man in the chest, fall head first into the asphalt and died shortly after. Now everybody is after that policeman.
youtu.be/24i3Zxpv_xQ

allsmiles.jpg

"Todo mundo" só se for no teu condomínio, branquelo.

>vai estar em aula
>quer assisitir o jogo na aula
>nao e vagabundo
kkkkk

>aula
>estudar
LOL

she said he didnt need to shot the guy seven times
all it takes to kill someone is one shot to the head thus she is right

só aparece e assina presença e vaza, retardado, imagina achar q professor sabe alguma merda q ele ta ensinando e n estudar por si mesmo atraves dos livros

did the policeman requested VAR

imagine paying for something that is free

yeah imagine working when you can just rob someone at gunpoint lol

Here's your reply.

globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/fluminense/noticia/fluminense-anuncia-oswaldo-de-oliveira-como-novo-tecnico.ghtml

O NOVO TÉCNICO DO FLUMINENSE É O IRMÃO DO SENHOR WALDEMAR

kek

Imagine being such a cuck that you root for the police which is the highest degree of nigger you can achieve.

Imagine being Uruguayan

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jej

lol please leave this thread retard

VAMO CARALHO

KEK
well memed, my friend

t. pobresor

imagino que nunca estivesse em uma aula de ensino >superior lol

O WALDEMAR VAI COMANDAR POR TELEFONE

>leave for a bit to buy some game snacks because it's matchday
>come back to see the thread taken over by a couple of hue /pol/tards
every time

youtube.com/watch?v=-mPMJ5gTLSI

you need to be over 18 to post here

>youtube.com/watch?v=-mPMJ5gTLSI

Go back to kikebook

So, /copalib/, where would you have the Final Única?
1. Estadio Centenario as a homage to the country that invented the Copa.
2. Hernando Siles de La Paz for the memes.
>inb4 Bernabéu

Montevideo

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> libertadores today
> thread ends up like this
Don't want to say this is predictable, but it really is.

El Metropolitano

Nowhere. Fuck football and fuck /copalib/

If it does, when it does, ill gladly invite anons to smoke una vela.

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Both, but if I had to choose it would be Bolivia (uru teams may reach another final eventually, but final unica is the only chance for bolivia to host a final).

Anywhere but venezuela

by that logic inter would be Ituano, corinthians would be Luverdense and flamerda would be Globo FC

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>guy
he was vermin and vermin deserve to die

And this is supposed to be lowest energy matchday.

Based.

my town's stadium

based dinobro

basado
Cant wait to smoke some good quality velas
Prensados are giving me headaches

based

que linda es lucy, lpm

USA, while rigging it so that unpopular teams make it to the final. That way the idea is never entertained again.

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we're going to get atropelated aren't we

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21:30 is too late

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how much of a loser am i to have fallen for a friend whom doesnt want anything with me

The type of loser that feels right at home in /copalib/.

you a turbo loser, fren

yes

La Paz would be kino. Also no oxygen tanks allowed, no substitutions allowed.

i hate this feeling and now she wont even say hi to me

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you fucked up.

Such is life

lol did you actually tell her you like her?

>uru teams may reach another final eventually
If only i had your hope

Futbol is changing, who knows what could happen in the next years.

pls no bully

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pls no kys

at least you know you made a mistake
vida que segue irmão

teenagers who want to considered adults by making everything into politics when they should do it as the pic related says

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No one bullying. We all share your feel

as vezes bate aquela bad sabe pq eu gostava de falar com ela

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>42 poster
>232 replies
Are we the same 40 bastards in every single /copalib/?

do you think they vão roba my pomeras today?

have sex

Its just that i watch our league, and every year is systematically and categorically worse than the year before. Its really bad.
It hasnt even adjusted to footballs economy. They are still selling like it was 2005 for 3, 4, 5 millions, its ridiculous.
Uruguayan football desperately needs reedtructuring.

Stream for Grêmio x Palmeiras?

it's not a tournament organized by cbf and >we're not playing against a big argie club, so no
but if i could bet that a couple palmemenses would still cry about refball, i'd put all my money on it

deal with it.

Is that an invite?
I- I mean is not like saying I would accept it promptly, I'm just curious, you now.

if they lose, palmeirenses will claim that robaram o pomeras meu

futemax.tv
rojadirecta
>is that an invite
why would think that? i'm not el peruANO

>do you think they vão roba my pomeras today?
Something about this sentence is extremely funny to me

jornada 6 and some congolombia news after the /copalib/ storm

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It's not like you are getting any fun, baka.

ps.: Do you like my tsundere persona?

how the hell do I make Yea Forums dark? It's fucking killing my eyes

hot newt

i don't even know what that means
bottom of the page
>style: tomorrow

ask in Yea Forums

/vela/

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baseado

fucking hell, thanks
I was trying to tinker around with Yea Forums X, turns out it was already built in
have sex

This should be filtered already

Thanks, this is great so far.

>have sex
>says the newfag

>luiz adriano
O CARA LITERALMENTE CHEGOU SÓ AGORA
FELIPÃO SEU BIGODE DO CARALHO COMO É QUE TU ME PÕE UM CARA QUE NUNCA JOGOU UMA LIBERTADORES NA VIDA PRA JOGAR AS QUARTAS DE FINAL
O CARA NEM DEVE TREINAR DIREITO
SÓ PENSA EM TRANSAR AQUELA LOIRA RUSSA CASADA COM ELE
UM CARA QUE TEM UMA MULHER DAQUELA NÃO TEM TESÃO PRA JOGAR
SÓ TEM TESÃO PRA SEXO

why is mineiro playing at the america mg stadium?

>Dudu

DUDU COMO QUE TU PERDE ESSE GOL PORRA
because only the maior de minas owns a stadium in BH

benuldy!

>meanwhile at Série B 2019

W.O win to Cuiabá due to Figueirense players refusing to play

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they always do, they don't have one

Because América is big and owns a stadium

PENULTYYYYY

ops, wrong pic

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it's cheaper to play in America's stadium than Mineirão

Millosfag here, GOLLLLL LA EQUIDAD

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>the absolute state of capital teams
reminder that the capital não tem nacional

¿Como mierdas lo hacen? juegan una mierda aqui, pero ganan afuera

1-0 para los aseguradores

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COME ALT MEMEIRO OR BOSTAFOGO
IT'S OVER

>liga domestica
Eso no importa

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>Felipe Melo
kek

KEK

le yellow card man

Strong Br Team?

Palmeiras seems weak and cuck, gremio meh, flamengo looks powerful.

the earth spins, the rain falls down, felipe melo gets a yellow card...

No no me digas que no, no me digas hagamos el del Paraguay

WO alert incoming on Brasileirão série B

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AVENUE cortes

vai tomar no cu conmebol
i want to watch both games tomorrow
don't make me have to switch between fucking games

patrician

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Sao Paulo unironically looks decent

More like they bet for the /sudakino/ instead of the liglel aguila, and also, they're not in risk to descend, they're not called "aseguradores" for nothing.

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no era falta

this

what the fuck

and Simon is such a fucking nonce, no wonder he is colorado

guild isn't that b team?

didn't know he as a nonce
what do you mean by b team

La Equidad copa sudamericana winners would unironically be based.

yes he is colorado (bicha)

TÁ RECLAMANDO DE PASSES ERRADOS POR QUE FELIPÃO
TU QUE MANDA O TIME MANDAR BOLA LONGA PRO CENTROAVANTE
VAI TOMAR NO TEU CU VOU TER ATÉ QUE CONCORDAR COM O MAURO CEZAR

*forgets to show yellow card*
heh nothin personell

Lose weight.

for me it's pomeras

impressive indeed

a b team, obviously

>forgets

>this foul
lmao
ridiculous

>This Memeneiro finishing
yikes

Finally a fucking goal, about time. Cmon La Equidad get it together.

stop losing penalty shootouts

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT

>gaymio

>gremio

SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO SCARPA MEU DEUS DO CÉU QUE GOLAÇO

>guild

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL

W E W
W E W
W E W
W E W
W E W
W E W
W E W

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>mêmio
this fucking nigger team ruining muh grenal semis

>the absolute state

pathetic
hope we dont get to libertadores again and play the league serious

#ELPORCO
#¡VAMOSLABESTIA!

argie webm bro pls be here
and pls be watching the copalib match

what a pathetic gk holy fuck

>Gremio
LMAOOOOOOOOO

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i fucking love you

HOLY SH-

kek @ geromel holding his head

fucking ridiculous team
garbage gk

wonderful

Falha absurda do PV.

give me acestream

>LA EQUIDAD
Fucking garbage

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he's a weak GK after all, this was bound to happen

vocaroo.com/i/s0fzztlBtPo5

>having a Flamengo reject as your goalkeeper
Renato cant work his magic on every player.

based

what an era

>why do people pay rent instead of buying their own house

TAO ROBANO O MEU GUEMIO

>this possession
>la equidad

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>juizmeiras

VAI TOMA NO CU GRÊMIO
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AQUI É PALMEIRAS PORRA

kek, never imagined this really ever happening

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FELIPÃO SEU ARROMBADO
FODA-SE QUE TÁ 1-0
PARA DE DEIXAR ESSE TIME SÓ ATRÁS
AGORA SÓ VAI TOMAR PRESSÃO DO GRÊMIO E VÃO TOMAR UNS 3 JOGANDO ASSIM

imagine being so weak that you get atropelated by fucking diogo barbosa

i'll my post half time snack because i don't have any half time rochas to post

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That's fucking pathetic, when did Gremio become so shit?

O de pimenta mexicana é o melhor though.

lmao
>she bought both carnaval and libertadores
can she buy a mundial too?

even at slow speed it looks quick

quase que peguei um

televisionparatodos.tv/fox-sports-repro/

Happened to me when I was 13, never fully recovered but otherwise I'm fine. In terms of loser, however, we are the max level.

>shoots

equidad strong mind

retarded club, i was even rooting for them

i feel you bro, i'm going strong for 6 years

Not a loser, your only a loser if you actually try something knowing it will ruin the relationship.

>falling for the jewpussy meme
Come to the realization that all women like that are stuck up, shallow, ugly, diseased whores who only look good with 3 1/2 lbs of makeup in photoshopped pictures taken at ideal angles with perfect lighting. I genuinely don't find either of them attractive as a potential partner. As a hypothetical fuck, sure, but they look extremely narcissistic and slutty. Look for sweet and cute girls who have some modesty. They're often every bit as pretty if you take the time to take a good look, but even more often overlooked because they don't dress like whores and cake on makeup every day. If you can't see this then you're going to have problems in every aspect of life, not just women. The irony is that being shallow will inevitably draw you to fake, ugly women. You have to learn to tell the difference between clothes and makeup vs actual beauty, but women are experts at tricking men into getting these things mixed up. Are you smarter than a woman?Realize girls like the one on the left do not exist without makeup, good lighting, photoshop and camera angles, you're getting butthurt over an illusion. The reality is that most women without makeup or any of the other tricks they use to get male attention just look like effeminate prepubescent boys, if you saw those same girls irl no makeup in natural lighting I have a feeling you'd be less than impressed.
imagine being a turbo beta
kek

KEK

lose weight

gracias

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stale pasta

Unironically kill youself

t. mad beta cuck

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That pasta doesn't even work in the circumstance wtf lad

comfy

I'd kill for a bowl of mungunza right now

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why people keep saying PV dropped the ball there? The ball went sonic fast and hit the crossbar before going in. Maybe a world class keeper would've deflected it, but 90% of gk playing in brazil today would've accepted that goal

jokes on you, i don't have friends

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DEYVERSON NÃO

will de rossi play tomorrow?

>equidad
ded

yes, hope he doesnt die from altitude soroche

Red card for La Equidad
>Ethan Gonzalez

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Sorry we have armani, we are used to watch great saves.

armani es colombiano, tenemos los documentos lol

PARA DE RECUAR ESSA BOLA PRO WEVERTON PORRA

VAI TOMAR NO CU GREMIP FUTEBOL ALEGRETENSE
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AQUI É SOCIEDADE ESPORTIVA PORCO FIUFIUFIU PORRA

Armani es uruguayo

caballero > armani

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documentos?

>we're having a grenal for the semis

...

did gerolel pull a zuñiga?

No, I support Boca

FICOU ACORDADO ATÉ TARDE SECANDO O IMORTAL ?

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FIQUEI PIRANHA O GREMIO TOMOU NO CU SE FODEU ((((TOMAR NO CU GREMIOOOO)))

Rip Luis Adriano

>Laying on the ground for more than 10 seconds
>Dont call the injury
Shit ref

para de zikar seu arrombado

O gremio se fodeu kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

CAM ON MÊMIO SCORE SUM FAAKIN' GAAALS

>La Equidad
2-1

gremio playing like shit today, not so imortal

I can't believe how lucky La Equidad is.
wew

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based

>the absolute pueblo of "el imortal rey de copas copero y peleador"

>Otro gol anulado
my sides

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They always play like shit. They can only win when they face shit opponents.

>tfw no gaucha gf

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EU FICO NA FESTA BEBADO ATÉ SEIS DA MANHA
youtube.com/watch?v=sNySpPlSqhQ

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>carlos eduardo
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk nem fodendo a gente ganha a libertadores com esse bigodudo e com esse piloto de helicóptero

FIQUEI, PIRANHA

>those eyes
Bladerunnerguy.jpg

the literal definition of a meme team
>delusional grebbistas try to meme renight carioca as "the best coach in brazil"

my god

>numero 24
Depois o são paulo que é time de viado...

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Why does acne on pretty girls look kinda hot?

>all of this murderball
>Gremio
kek

fucking felipao

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DEYVERSON NÃO

Jesus lad that's a terrible kink

How do I get a gaucha gf, lads?

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it doesn't, you're just thirsty. that being said, I want to give her the BCC (big colorado cock) and cure her of her mental disease that is being gremista

Ontem aquele comentarista da Fox que era da SporTV disse que, na América do Sul, somente o River era melhor que o Grêmio.

Pitbull chora ? kkkkkkkkkkk

:(
controla esses hormõnios felipe porra

what happened with felipe melo?

>felime pelo

>deyverson
kkkk

>felipe melo chorando
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>Felipe Melo

PELO MENOS ASSIM O FELIPÃO PÕE MAIS UM VOLANTE E NÃO COLOCA O DEYVERSON

Felipe Melo - Welcome to Boca 2020 - Murderballs and Red Cards - HD

>felipe medo

>play like a nigger every match
>get yellow carded then red carded
>cries
what did he mean by this

O FELIPE MELO ESTA CHORANDO

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>felipe melo
again

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Ninguém canta nessa porra, pelo menos no Allianz tem fiu fiu

For me it's Alerrando.

>felipe melou crying
MAS NÃO ERA ESSE QUE PAGAVA DE NEGÃO BRABO? KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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AH MAS O THIAGO SANTOS NÃO PORRA
JOGADOR BURRO DO CARALHO

>Melo
This guy

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>Allianz
>not Pallestra Italia
Palmtrees lost its soul

dubs and plameira scores another

O cara mal entrou e leva um cartão desses kkkkkk é incrível quão brainlet o brasileiro médio é

PALMEIRAS IS SHOOK

they haven't managed to plagiarize any argentinian songs in time for the match

>puccetti

hate this faggot

It already did since WW2.
When they change their name from Palestra Italia to Palmeiras they killed their own history and roots.
>b-but muh Getúlio Vargas demanded because Italy was the enemy n shiet
Yeah, but they could have changed back in the 50s, and they didn't.

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dubs and grêmio scores
if single it ends 0-1

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>brasileiro medio
>felipe melo
Não que o brasileiro médio chegue perto de ser inteligente mas mesmo assim isso é um insulto

chora mais

house desabation

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Tava falando do Thiago Silva ou sei lá, maluco entra pra segurar o jogo e toma cartão de cara por chutar a bola atrasando o jogo

FEEEEEEEEEEEEELIIIIPEEEEEEE

Unironically nothing

For real this time >La equidad
2-1 kek

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chora mais

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>using shoes indoors

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Don't bully them, they're trying their best!

This will never not be funny.

Why do Brazilians always cry?

he's a cringe nigger

thiago santos doido pra tomar outro amarelo esse arrombado

*Palmemenses

Lá vem o especialista em faltas com a barreira mal montada kkkkkk

The tears we shed are water for our sopa

Unironically without Felipe Melo Mêmio has a chance to win there in Palmtrees and advance.

Que surpresa, não consegue jogar por cima de uma barreira decente

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if digits La Equidad scores

All that's left for this night to be perfect is a deluge so the favela that is Humaitá floods and these gazelas get trapped in their pigsty for hours

>it's another episode of gremio just attacks and the opposition does nothing but defend and still wins
I think Renato's IQ is 3

passion

still higher than yours lmao

why does he scream 'goool' even though he wants to kill himself? he did the same shit when chile won against >us, tried to be 'neutral' besides wanting to cry
i prefer argeninian narrators because they wont celebrate like retards goals against their teams

>inb4 Gremio fucks up a penalty at the 93+ min

>5 minutes
alternatively, until mêmio scores

Wtf I got owned.

stupid fucker

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CAM ON THE EQUITY SCORE SOM FACKING GOLS

>tardelli

I miss upper caps portuguese rants

>crying like a bitch
>wasting time

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This game is the true battle of the /weakminds/

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He btfo'd >freedom

GreBio's is even weaker

lmao the ref shoving geromerda away

>Juninho Capixaba
Why do teams keep playing him?

She's a kid...

nice

Our league is full of these meme shitters for some reason

I thought Gremio was supposed to be good

>Gremio

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OH NÃO NÃO NÃO NÃO NÃO NÃO

SÃO 100 ANOS DE HISTÓRIA
DE LUTAS E DE GLÓRIAS
TE AMO MEU VERDÃO

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now this is a huge flop

>gremio

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esse time fraco do pomeras só bate no filho
quero ver pegar o pai ehaehuaehuae

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
agora a gente resolve no porcoembu

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>bremio

Se van a ahogar en Bogota~

It's pretty hard to play against the richest team in Brazil when they put all the players in just one half of the pitch, never watched Mourinho's iconic strategy of parking the bus?

This is the post.

filho viado só traz desgosto

its fucking cold, send help

C O P E

>its not even the biggest club of its state
dude

massive cope
chora na cama que é quentinho

I wanted both to lose t b h
felipe melo got a red card so that's good anyways

hopefully binter fucks palmemes again and delete them from the cup

argiebro coming with that hot new thread

What's wrong with her eyes?

it's the new goon porn addict meme

Apaga isso mano

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She's crazy!

rinnegan

...

stylish eyes

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk os TMP ficaram acordados até essa hora secando

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this
our narrators are some of the stupidest in the world, from the faggot who looks like they're going to give him a prize for screaming for longer and others.
There is one especially in win sports, gives a tremendous cringe, has no voice and when he shouts the goal I swear that I have to pass the channel, I think it is tato sanin.

kek

anime

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morte a esse goleiro lixo do gremio