/heem/ special edition
ITT 10/10 fight cards
>GSP cementing GOAT status by btfoing bong usurper and winning middleweight championship
>Nobrain gets heemed for the first time
>Polish goblin gets melted in the first
>Aryan intelligently defeats violent spic nigger
>Chad Costa sends morbidly obese cheater to BKFC
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Champ Shit Only
the nba produces more money and has more years than your silly manlet activity you call mma. why is it called sports when it's just a lazy excuse for neanderthal era fantasy?
why are sports called sports
All sport apart from MMA is garbage that retards watch because their retard dads did the same thing. MMA is the closest thing to real, neanderthal era, physical competition and it shall not be topped until we recreate the Roman gladiatorial arenas, swords, lions and all.
You might enjoy watching giraffe men smelling each other's armpits as they squabble over an orange ball. Real men enjoy watching real men fight.
ufc 199
yeah, i'm thinking this is a based thread
241 was a classic
UFC 92
Is boxing considered cool?
Bisping was winning until he lost
New Shlob. Fight talk at 10:00
how is he natty
He's not fighting Fatstelum anymore?
no, it's shit
Cutbabbys are being exposed
>NBA
Ball-sports are degenerate. You learn useless skills. You don't even have to have skill to make the NBA you can just be tall and get signed to a team for being tall.
Bisping had an injured rib so he actually won the story of the fight and some even say he won the Welterweight belt that night
fuck off bong there is still good boxing
Leave the kuffar to me
Based and Schaubpilled
don't forget st. roid sabotaged his cup as well
Costa's is pretty insane but check out Yousuff. How do you go from 145 to 170?
madness
manny bermudez is even worse, was supposed to fight at 135lb too.
Boxing is corrupt as fuck and champs are kept away from each other to preserve media-friendly perfect records. It's stupid. It's also stupid to wear giant clown gloves and have a nightmarishly restricted range of legal attacks.
I had completely forgotten. Very valid point, I think with the new piece of info I can confidently say Bisping won the Welterweight belt, and I might even go as far as saying he won the rematch
Khabib is undefeated, while Dustin Poirier is defeated. Taking this into consideration, there is a 100% chance of a Khabib win.
Ufc has a “””champ””” who has defeated two(2) of the top 25 in his division.
watch out man, boxfags are really uppity and can not handle any criticism. they lurk around here and other parts on Yea Forums just waiting for any opportunity to say boxing is better than mma. Money will be their go to reason if all else fails
Khabib beat Conor.... Conor beat Dustin...
MMA Math dictates that Dustin will flush your Cutbaby!
Picture related, Kutbib cutting weight by being a fag!
That logic certainly worked for Masvidal vs Askren
UFC is far from perfect, but at least it's not a joke.
ayo mo0t how come you started posting like this!
And with smilies and shit when before you didn't
not sure i see the point here
fuck you heem
>Khutbib Seizuregomedov couldn't finish
How can anyone argue Khabib is the #1 p4p? People who think this are 229ers.
Middleweight Costa was closer in size to heavyweight Stipe than bantamweight Kenney to his opponent Bermudez
Because australians are no longer the problem... you are!
kek what the fuck
Askren came into that fight with 3 losses
Everybody relax.
>both fighters have records with more cans than a coke factory
That's a yikes from me dawg
>i-if dc just wrestled he would have easily beaten stipe!!
How come he's 19-1 then? By that logic Khabib isn't undefeated because he lost the fight to Tibau.
Jon didn't fight cans lol he beat the bellator LHW and HW champ. He also beat a lot of legends when he was a young champ who are retired now.
Jon Jones was heeming legends in their prime including juiced to the gills roidheards like TRT Vitor when he was the monster.
Khabib was fighting cans from Degestan who no one ever heard of.
we all agree that interim champ is just a marketing gimmick to hype number one contendership right
Jon's record is tainted by the fact that he's been a consumate roid cheat until very recently.
So DC wins the story?!
Didn't Stipe beat Francis by just wrestling ?
Based and Bonespilled
If it was meant to hype up number one contendership, it would guarantee a title shot. Instead, it just serves to keep that shiny, gold UFC logo visible as much as possible.
they have to have something to fight over since champs refuse to fight
He's cleaner than you, achmed!
When he was allegedly on roids he was fighting dudes on even more roids like trt Vitor who got a pass to fight with juice.
You’re catching onto reality
he fought a lot of roiders too
you think johnny walker isn't on the gas? marreta? yeah he juices but he's still the best lhw
why DC is gaining 10 pound of FAT in 2 Days
He's been on roids more recently than that, the "pulse" thing is bullshit, he was microdosing.
Eastern Promises
The Untouchables
Black Mass
The Boondock Saints
which one boys I have never seen any of them
It’s hilarious DC cut weight for no reason
Don't forget he fought another known roider turned vigilante name Chael "The Biggest Arms In West Lynn, Oregon" Sonnen.
Jon would have flushed Anderson Silva as well if he wanted to during this time.
PEDs should be legal in the ufc and if you disagree you've been brainwashed by usada and the MSM. Pride was based because they didn't test. The ufc didn't test for the vast majority of the time it's been an organization.
Boondock Saints if you like silly shit, otherwise Untouchables.
Black Mass > Eastern > Untouchables >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Boondick Fags
Unrestricted PED use results in two bodybuilders with infinite stamina trading punches in the centre of the octagon. It's for casuals. Fights are better when things like stamina can't be taken for granted.
This just proves more that Stipe is the one true champ to rule them all!
Machida was also on the juice. Nearly everyone who fought pre-usada was on the juice. The idea that only Jon juiced is complete revisionism.
In what universe is Jon making 185
no, he doesn't win the story by poking him in the eyes TWICE and getting outwrestled as an olympian
and now everyone considers the first win as a fluke that only happened because of eyepokes
one word: errol spence
oye fook off m8
Eastern Promises is great. Almost any of Cronenberg's stuff fantastic
In my own universe if Anderson Silva wanted to challenge Jon at 205 for a second belt but these things didn't exist back then and Jon was younger he would have been able to cut.
That's what I kept telling everyone for months I kept saying they should give those new anti-poking gloves to DC and test them out but during their second match even the ref knew to stop DC from eye poking thus proving Stipe was winning after all. Stipe just doesn't like to make excuses.
Tell that to Werdum, his career is toast
He makes degenerate kike filth
You don't microdose oral turinabol you cazzie. You would microdose injectable steroids. Microdosing an oral steroid would give next to no benefits and it would have to be at higher levels than detected in his system. Usada actually had science to back up their claims, but everyone just went with Jon being guilty. People wanted Gus to win, but they needed an excuse for when he would inevitably lose to Jon so they went with the age old steroid argument. If the ufc was really letting fighters roid they would have let Conor come in juiced up against khabib because he's their actual money maker.
eye poking is perfectly fine
Anderson has fought at 205 retardo
Would you say this is impressive?
*curses at you in your own language!
The eyes are the groin of the face
Jon vs Silva was talked about a ton back then you cazzie. Jon was young enough to cut to 185, but most people were expecting Silva to move up to 205 because he's fought there multiple times before.
Ferguson was such a fucking legend here. He was shit talking Werdum for ages, he really doesn't give a fuck.
And Jon’s pulsing is literally invalid unproven science according to USADA and only achievable through injection. Funny how that works out
*ankle picks you!
Which fights pre-USADA did Silva have at 205, dipshit?
Literally nobody talked about it dumbfuck. The only superfight ever discussed was Silva v GSP
>ape hoop
Lol dumbass
>At UFC Fight Night 14 on 19 July 2008, Silva made his debut at Light Heavyweight (205 lb (93 kg)) in a bout against James Irvin.
The metabolite he tested positive for was from oral turinabol. Would love a source for how it's "unproven science" besides your ass. The science they're using is well researched chemical analysis.
Did you also know that Mighty Mouse once fought at 125 against DC?
Very mature.
the virgin who made the schaub doc is the spammer, right?
So...Bellator?
You're retarded. I knew multiple people who would talk about Silva vs Jon you probably just didn't watch then. Even people who hardly followed the ufc were talking about that potential matchup because it was when Jon was still young and on his path of taking out legends of the sport. Silva vs Jon made more sense than GSP vs Silva because again, Silva has fought at light heavyweight multiple times before. The fact you're trying to pretend no one has talked about it is just a big cope.
Based California
>TJ Kirk
*Wonderboy and I were never friends.
>He's never seen the Forrest Griffin fight
What a Giga-Cazzie. Your opinion is no longer relevant.
>You now remember that Silva vs. Roy Jones Jr. was a thing
Who could have known that a meme boxing match would actually happen
Not true. He did cocaine that was tainted
I hear Tony walks around at 500 pounds
15th worst post in heem history
Post your favorite GADOOSH of 2019
The lightweights can't keep getting away with it!!!
>When the Jon haters and Khabib fans show up
real heemers know heem is a white nationalist trojan horse
That horseshit has been disproven six ways from Sunday, the tiny amount found in tainted coke wouldn't re-emerge at every opportunity. He was using PEDs properly, and was caught physically hiding from USADA.
I was gonna absolutely heem you, but it looks like the lads did it for me already
Everybody was roiding. The only taint is the constant, incessant eye pokes.
>Me on the left arm crawling up! :^)
There is literally zero evidence from USADA that no fault pulsing is a thing, you will not find it anywhere. Do you have anything to back up your claims, retard?
Based mine too. Fuck Ben Asscream.
>Unrestricted PED use results in two bodybuilders with infinite stamina trading punches in the centre of the octagon
Hell yeah.
Not ALL muslims are terro-...oh. nevermind.
heheh :^)
The canvas needs more bodies!
Do you have any evidence he was microdosing besides your feelings? Again why would you microdose oral turinabol? Do you realize that makes no sense? He tested positive for the substance in the past in larger amounts and then he tested positive in extremely small amounts later. The idea that picograms/ml of a substance is why he won is delusional.
They grow so fast!
You're making PED use sound based tbqh. I'd love more fights like Yoel vs Paulo.
>be natty
>lose
>roid
>win
I still see no evidence other than you being an abysmal fanboy loser
Some decent chemists have refuted the company line about Jones, but it's also clear that he's not fighting at the same level since the popping stopped.
If you're a bunda poster that's actually based. It's the ones who report bunda who are cringe.
Jones lost the Santos fight
The data being limited on the subject does not mean it doesn't happen lol
braaap!
No, I just save them I got reported for spoiling the Avengers Endgame movie using the gif that has the girl showing her ass! :^)
So you’re admitting you have no evidence lol
Even more based my man
wtf noooooooooooooo delete this now!!!
>jose aldo completely forgotten
>muh legacy fags still exist
It's no longer a spoiler at this point! :^)
They don't have peer reviewed studies on steroids because it's hard to study such a subject. It's like it used to be with marijuana studies. However, based on the fact Jon tested positive for the stuff in 2017 then tested for an even smaller amount in late 2018 you can probably assume it's the same amount. The usada tests have gotten much more sensitive than they used to be.
So you’re admitting you have no evidence lol
Also wants to fight Conor at 155.... in Ireland! Isn't he fookin' awesome?!
Jan flushes Jon. Everyone is sleeping on Polish Power
Aldo*
it's a shame smif will retire jim jones
They have evidence based on the fact Jon tested positive for the same substance in 2017 when it was present in larger concentrations dumbass
Aldo is still probably the goat FW until Max gets a couple more defenses.
not long now till dusallah "god" porimohammad puts kumar the kuffar in the portuguese pasta and slips a sheikh sized shite down his infidel gullet
I think he does well against Jon, but he did get heemed by Santos.
santos beat jon so it really just is simple as
Ok, that means nothing especially with the lack of excretion tests and even the guy who basically saved him in Dan Eichner even said only in extremely rare cases could excretion last multiple months lol
I accept your concession of lack of actual evidence
Hey, can you post the original? Thanks.
>Gets out-struck by Jon
>Gets knocked down by Jon
>Fucks up knees trying to beat Jon
>Didn't have a single dominant round in the fight against Jon
lol. One of the judges (the one who picked Santos) actually gave Santos round 4, which I haven't heard a single Santos fan argue he won.
I can't find the original....
Don't know why they didn't credit Jon with a knockdown but he definitely hit Santos and made him fall
Jon lost the story.
what ever happened to volka?
he '''''beat''''' aldo in brazil
I guess you would know better than usada since you don't pay attention to the concentrations prevalent in the tests.
Juju Salimeni
Wonder Woman cosplay
It was more Thiago injured and losing balance from his leg than anything. They’re very inconsistent with scoring knockdowns
Found it.
Jon did lose the story sure, but he won the fight and the decision.
I already accepted your concession that you have no actual evidence to present and that USADA and their associated scientists find no evidence of year long if even that, of pulsing
Too bad he fought and won huh? youtu.be
So now you’re just kicking and screaming instead of presenting anything? Okay lol
I'd heem DC in the first.
FYI.... she has xvideos videos! :^)
literally yoel romero if he had a wig
had a workout before weigh in, then carb loading the night before the fight
that would explain the weight change.
t. Rogan
ponder the odor
Jeff Novitzky explains it in the beginning of that video. I'm sure you know better than him though.
I liked the part where Joe Rogan keeps laughing at Jeff at the start of his podcast asking him why the call him the golden snitch and then throwing schaub under the bus! :^)
There is nothing he presents that contradicts anything I say, but I’m sure you know better than actual scientists here
they literally made up some bs so jones wouldn't get banned. you noticed how he changed his fighting style to pure point fighting after ufc probably said if he pops again he's done. the roids give him a mental edge more than anything he's not aggressive anymore
No one mines more salt from reddit nerds than Jones. I fucking love him.
>I fucking love him
cringe and gay
Jon is natty. Conor won the war. Perry was robbed. Ngannou wins the rematch. Yoel won the story, and I’m the only non casual ITT.
>No one mines more salt from reddit nerds than Jones. I fucking love him.
Hey, beige.
So since scientists are never wrong I guess EPOs don't work right? Poor TJ should have never been suspended, since there are studies showing EPOs don't work. telegraph.co.uk
Seethe
lol look how mad they are.
Someone post Jones giving DC the crotchchop
> EPO doesn't work
that's correct. But TJ thinks it does, so he deserves to be suspended for attempted cheating.
It was less only a few days ago people were actually saying DC was the goat
imagine thinking EPO doesn't work
OK nerds here's was it was like in the Honda Center after DC got brutally finished by Stipe. Ys that's me yelling "womp womp" when they show DC.
>So since scientists are never wrong
So why are you deferring to “science” to exonerate Jon? I actually read the science, not being spoonfed clickbait like a brainlet such as yourself sorry.
>womp womp
based
Listen. Buddy. Pal. I know you think you're hot shit and all that, but let me just tell you, I'd heem you into the next fucking life if you stepped into the octagon with me. Watch yourself.
You sound like such a faggot
You sound like a buttblasted DC fan mad that I could afford a ticket to boo him in person and give all my energy to Stipe (it worked).
can only imagine how much you weigh
nah I hate niggers and I also think you sound like a faggot
Your voice matches your height. You sound such a little pipsqueak bitch lmao
WOMP WOMP
It was a real study not click bait. It was done by The Centre for Human Drug Research in The Netherlands. Do you really now know that you can manipulate studies and results to get desired results? Do you really think the studies saying chocolate can help you lose weight are true? My point is that when it comes to diet/athletic related studies, the scientific studies aren't the end all be all. Plenty of scientist have agendas and needs to get published to keep their jobs. You were completely dismissing the pulsing effect because there aren't any studies, when they could easily model studies to get either desired effect (showing it's true or not true). It's not like we're dealing with physics here. There are tons of variables in the human body.
LMAO it's 1:44 am where he lives and he's still awake shitting up heem,
WHAT
A
PATHETIC
BITCH
kek
Based
Look mom I posted it again!
lmao you're always gonna be a nolife loser
Where the fuck can I watch 241?
Now he's gonna start spamming his gay shit pictures he keeps on his computer
(thats the kind of loser his dad and mom raised)
WOMP WOMP
Not the guy who posted the video, but it's clear you're mad DC fans
Hurry up and start posting the pics of naked men covered in feces that you keep on your computer, little bitch.
So you’re not only admitting you’re logically inconsistent but that you didn’t even read the study yourself.
www.ufc.tv
I’d rather you give another picture of your fingers, preferably painted so all the lonely virgins here can pretend those mittens belong to a woman
The spammer is an obese nigger just like DC.
nah, you're just a faggot bud. You may have thought screaming womp womp sounded funny in the moment but in reality it was cringe and I wouldn't bring it up again if I were you. If you think you have niggers more than I do you're deeply mistaken.
Was your dad a bag of trash loser like you? Or did you never meet him?
hate*
I'm gonna rev him up and go back to work while he does his little spam routine.
>MMA
>Real sport
it's as legit as cupping therapy.
he wanted to relive the rematch with Jones completely
My father is a fully grown adult. I will give it up to you that you were born to a family of hobbits
yoel only wins if he heems and he didnt
>My father is a fully grown adult.
Wow no way. Thanks for the hot take.
Jealous much?
Yeah, here's also the effect on he fighters, the heart disease and so on...
lol you don't have a dad. You were the product of prostitution. Your mom is a literal whore and she produced you.
you guys should take some test, not for performance just cause youre severely lacking it
Hey spambitch....
you're a bitch
LMAO
Weak shit, Keebler. If you need better seats so you don’t have to stand on the seats to see just let me know. I can get you cageside anywhere with the rich boys
It;s funny because literally 10 hours ago I called the spammer out for being a nolife glued to Yea Forums all day and here he is to prove me right.
No
cuz I don't like underpaid fighters dying early because of heart disease?
But you're a poverty bitch. You live with your mom and her rotten, diseased, smelly cunt. You don't have a single dollar to your name.
I literally said I wasn't the one who posted the video dumbass I don't even live near California
The spammer lives on the east coast so it's literally 2 am on a tuesday and he's on Yea Forums.
You'd think a loser like him would take his own life but I guess he's too much of a pussy.
quit shitting up the board with your fucking tween superfriends gossip and your little spats.
no one but your 3 or 4 guys gives a fuck.
The spammer isn't smart to begin with, and when he gets revved up he gets easily confused.
Shut the fuck up, little bitch crying about heart disease as is anyone gives a fuck.
No post one for the effects of hitting eachother on the head. We should ban that too.
I could even buy you lifts you’d look somewhat presentable for once.
and so on...
Pls go back to Yea Forums, kids.
JANNY GET THESE BUSTERS OFF THE BOARD.
yes
Its a far more preventative maladie than dwarfism
WWE is for little kids. Cut your wrists.
>Implying I've ever been on Yea Forums
kek
It could be for little men too. Just like you! We could write a book. Little Men!
Damn let's ban mma guys it's dangerous
just fyi i have Dan Severns daughters reddit account and she's single
imagine being so young you think wasting time on Yea Forums makes you legit. lol
lol look at him go. All revved up at 2am.
she's a disgusting fat pig and please give me her number
>Still implying I've visited Yea Forums before
kek
Imagine sitting on Yea Forums all day posting pictures of naked men covered in feces that you save on your computer.
I cant help it. The little man is so funny flexing his prepubscent voice, hands, weight, and paychecks
Imagine getting dunked on your entire life for being a tiny little bitch
Then coming on Yea Forums hoping for a safe haven as an “adult” and still getting dunked on
>paychecks.
There it is. He's really mad I earn more than his whore mom.
Hey spammy, how many dicks would you mom have to suck to pay for my 241 tickets?
lmao
don't you faggots have a discord for this shit
Bumson destroys Toilet Till
LMAO
would you mom? We’re never going to write Little Dockworkers with that grammar!
BOOM ROASTED
>when heem gets litty
>Hey spammy, how many dicks would you mom have to suck to pay for my 241 tickets?
holy shit fucking REKT
Docksprite gets banned from discord servers for sperging out too hard. He’s intellectually poor and poor compared to people who can actually read the fucking rules
Anyone got that crowd webm of the long island guido spazzing out?
>He’s intellectually poor
throughout my entire life, I have abstained from sexual intercourse. You may find it strange that one would deny themselves this pleasure by their own will, and indeed it is! For this decision was not mine to make! I am involuntarily celibate, an "incel" if you will.
sex isnt even that good, if i had to choose sex or alcohol id choose alcohol (and i have)
t. virgin
Warm hole is the best feeling in this life.
Is it because you’re 5’4 144 pounds or something else?
for like 30 seconds yeah everything attached to it sucks
>for like 30 seconds yeah
t. two pump chump
>trying to please women
t.faggot
>He doesn't have that porn star cardio
Never gonna make it my dude. That's where Colby's cardio comes from.
I'm not womp womp
>being an adult and worshiping porn stars
cringe
anyone else feel bad for leon edwards lol
he's put together a win streak
he's clearly next in line for a contender fight/interim belt
but... no one gives a shit lol
he's awful on the mic
no one really knows him
people who have heard of him, have only done so because he got beat up by masvidal during an interview
masvidal doesn't care about fighting him
the fans don't care about him fighting masvidal
i don't give a shit and neither do you
and most importantly: dana doesn't give a shit either
he's full on board with masvidal v nate lol
leon edwards already got heemed by masvidal in an interview
>he thinks lasting longer is only for the woman's benefit
You are a literal virgin.
It’s not if you consistently cum in under a minute like me.
Anyone have this problem and fix it later in life? I’ve had sex with my gf hundreds of times so it’s not just because it’s new to me.
He deserves a title shot but will need to get 2 more wins yet in order to receive that title shot.
...
mad
I saw him get slept by a flying knee in a webm earlier so no I dont feel bad for him.
Colby is next in line.
go ask a prossie in den haag for one after work in dutch for 500 euros
why would i do that when i can already get them >for free by someone who is beautiful and clean
cause it would probably be better
I didn't need more proof that Stipe is GOAT, but okay.
get the job done nate
Guys this isn’t a joke. Will this problem
go away as I get older? I would chemically castrate myself but it would fuck up my training.
i can't even stay hard due to porn induced ED most the time
>Worshipping pornstars
It's a Colby Covington quote dummy
>worshiping colby covington
>tfw you thought everyone on heem was pretending to be retarded but they really are just a bunch of fat retarded faggots
i'm not fat
No. Masvidal has had two of the /HEEM/s of the year. Who cares about pillowfisted Edwards. If you're going to have a boring fight style at least talk shit to draw heat like Colby.
>Quoting someone means you worship them
Sorry you can't last for over a minute bro no need to get asshurt about it
I'd like to see how much the other champions weigh on fight day
Imagine knowing how much
>Usman
>Khabib
>Max Holloway
actually weigh
Also it's crazy how DC gained 10 pounds out of nowhere
I'm not a faggot
If you think Edward’s is as boring as Covington and Usman you’re a caz. He actually does shit for a reason rather than just spam takedowns because muh cardio
Post the body slam from round 1
Took 5 years for someone to successfully implement the gameplan
t.mandrama loser
Edwards may be boring but I'd rather watch him fight any day over Snoozeman and Cringinton
*farts in your face
what do?
He's so boring one of the judges picked Nelson over him because they fell asleep during the fight
>Liking HEEMs means you like mandrama
We're on /HEEM/ my dude
I liked when Jon Jones & Stipe Miocic both picked up DC
Liking canby's cringey antics means you like mandrama
lol
His antics are funny you soiboi
stipe with the piledriver
Tiger and Joanna have a weird relationship
Imagine having to grow up and have your friends at school mock you for this shit
24 hours in ms paint
he gonna name his other kid lion?
189
217
You cant keep up with my pace /heem/
178 was spicy
so Nate was just 180 lbs the day of the fight
McGoober excuses are now eternally btfo
mcgregor was only 150 lbs on the day of the fight, nate was like twice as big as him
He probably had at least 10 pounds on Conor during their fight
McGregor is actually an atom weight on fight day you cazzie
McGooby weighed in at 169 and for sure cut 5 pounds of water
Conor and Nate were on the phone after the fight during an interview....
>weigh 240
>cut to 230
why do heavyweights do this?
Agility.
a loss of less than 5% of your weight is not going to give you significant advantages in agility
That's the guy that always gets those Jon Jones hate messages every time he pops for peds?! :^)
Troll Level: Genius.
>fight at 240
now for an answer that isn't stupid please
They didn't cut weight. When you weigh that much your weight fluctuates a lot throughout the day. Why would they cut weight for no reason?
CSAC weighs fighters before they fight and releases the info but sadly they are the only commission to do this. Been looking forward to Romero fighting in California for this reason
Based
leon and thompson is the fight to make, cant wait for wonderboy to clown that nigger
>189ers are now oldfags
Why did DC cut 10 lbs?
I think I match up pretty well against you.
My guess is that part of that is him pigging out after weigh ins after mostly dieting through camp
Anyones weight can swing 5% either way depending on hydration and when you last ate. 10lbs is nothing when you weigh over 200
Hmmm???
I weigh ~226 and I don't fluctuate by 10lbs. That'd be extreme. I fluctuate by 2kgs max on either end of 102kgs.
Get in my gaurd pls ;_;
Does Ngannou beat Stipe in the rematch?
khabib wll retire undefeated
PPV High is over. Gonna go back to thinking about my ex now
everyone beats Stipe bro
up until the moment they fight and he knocks them out
How can Daniel even handle being so fucking cucked that Jon can be praised by everyone for patronizing him like this under the guise of humbleness. Jon can say whatever he wants to his son Daniel. He can scold him and remind him who his daddy is, or he can remind everyone how proud he is of his son's accolades like this tweet. How can Daniels wife even see a man in DC when Jon graciously let DC live after almost killing him in the octagon?
>Feeling bad for a pillowfisted point fighting bum
Not at all. Send this faggot back to the prelims. Gunnar Nelson got a bigger pop than him when they fought in England. Nobody likes this clown.
You don't train like a ufc fighter before a fight though.
Did you see the twitter account picture? It's not the ufc fighter dumbass lol
Stipe needed to lose to become a draw
>PPV High
damn I always get ppv comedowns after a great card
why don't you get a new bitch?
i was doing so many prostitues i lost count after my break up, i even went to different cities for the weekend just to go to brothels because i've done all i want to do in my town.
shit helps.
prostitution is illegal in most states and escorts are legal but more expensive(I think)
its crazy that you can get an assault rifle but not fuck a prostitute legally
>why don't you get a new bitch?
Didn't help, but I'm trying to be optimistic that another one will come. Someone who is right for me
is prostitution legal Greece
>prostitution is illegal in most states
i thought america was a free country? huh.
Was it kino?
escorts arent legal but they are more expensive and less available, depending on your city strip clubs are basically brothels but way more expensive than europe. sucks but whatever, seems like europe is averse to violence as america is averse to sex.
yes
looks like america should just... have sex.
Is this something that just California does, never seen these lists before. And if I understood correctly if the change is +10% then the commission can suggest a change of weight class for the next bout (?).
FATTY DROPPED TO #7
>conor mcgregor
Jon Jones is the natty GOAT
DC was raped in the summer of 2019
fuck the janny
Just california and its 15% Aspen Ladd got recommended to move up after weighing in at 159 for her last fight
Greatest UFC Heavyweight of all time.
>stipe is now a full time fire fighter again
what's his end game?
now that the dust has settled, I think this was actually a really gay outcome.
I wanted to see some wrestlefucking. Mainly so Jorge would stop deluding himself about being able to defend against Askren on the ground. Had that knee not landed, he would be fucked.
brock would kill him
steroids aren't allowed anymore
>Putting HWs in the P4P
What's the point of including them in this manlet marketing gimmick? Stipe/DC would murder everybody else on that list.
>DC would murder everybody else on that list
>Jon Jones is there
lmao bud
brock's natty
How would UFC 200 Brock done against UFC 241 DC?
Stipe's the natty GOAT, not hon hones
outwrestled and outpunched
>knockouts are gay
>i wanted to see them lay on top of each other
There is a reason Jones wont fight at heavyweight. Hop off his cock. Even he knows he doesn't win at that weight.
there was no fight, I wanted a fight. simple as, bro
>implying wrestlefucking isn't the single most heterosexual activity on earth
If DC can, so can Jon.
if Costa can cut 28lbs why can't Stipe cut 25 and murder the picogram goat?
it seems he can handle eyepokes
and yet he has been in the UFC for 11 years happily defending his 2nd division belt.
i know, i actually agree
i'm just mad when i see people posting with our sugarbeet republic flag
use a VPN please
>2nd division belt
Okay autist
it's such a nice flag though
>not being bonespilled
it's you who should use a VPN my man, you bring shame to this fair land
i guess those firefighter modelo commercials can fire up again
You might not like it, manlet, but weight division exist for a reason. The heavyweights would destroy every other division. Struve could kill Max, Kebab, Usman, and Whittaker, in one night. LHW is the 2nd tier. Jon stays there because he knows he couldn't cut it in the highest tier. There is no other reason for it.
Jon is taller than DC
Because Stipe isn't a cutbabby
Jones is taller than a lot of the heavyweights. He has more reach than any of them as well. Just goes to show how certain he is that he couldn't make it at heavyweight.
this guy is unbeatable
>NUH-GANOUH, THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
I reckon USADA by tko
can werdum beat tony though
>MIOCHICH, THAT PIECE OF SHIT!
Champs are getting flushed one by one, who's next? I think khabib will outlast them all if sticks to his game.
Not afraid to stand and trade with any here
but are you ready to lie down and cuddle
I'll get in your guard any day friend
aldo won the story of the conor fight don't @ me
>The divorce fucked me up so much, I lost everything, I tried getting the cops to shoot me two or three times.
*flicks the jab at range*
*stays on the outside all fight*
*takes you down whenever you get aggressive*
heh thanks for the split decision kid, I'll see you on the early prelims
I wonder if he ever got his shirt back.
>letting me win the story of the fight
what a a bum with low fight iq
Bendo, Cowboy and Eddie all would have heavily exposed Khabib btw
Lyoto is a can. Rumble is a can. 40 year old TrTor is still a can. Bader is a can. Literally 95% of fighters in Smellator are cans. Gus is a can. DC is okay. Smif was a shitty journeyman middleweight. OSP is a can. Glover is a complete can. Chael? Rashad? Are we saying they are in any way good now? Chael almost had a good performance once, it was at 185 though. Shogun was good, in 2007 maybe with a shitty chutebox wing hooks until they're ded style. Matt Hamill. Matyushenko? The only person that had any hype when they fought was Brandon Vera before he disappeared into can-town. Jones has a record of has-beens and never-weres in an empty division. Good win over DC though.
oh and santos won according to any non-retard and anyone not on the payroll of WME
you have no idea what you're talking about. people do 2 week cycles of OT, Dbol, Winstrol, Anadrol and combos of those. He popped for PCT drugs as well. The whole idea of him not being sauced up is embarrassing. However, he should be allowed to sauce up.
picograms of a metabolite doesn't mean that picograms of the main substance were injested dummy.
Rashad did better vs JBJ than DC
this is a beautiful example of cognitive dissonance.
>here's the research of the chemist who is behind most steroid tests that also created this test
>well the guy who relies on the athlete for money says he's clean...
ffs.
Why is zhang a 2.25 underdog? Do you really think they won't give the decision to zhang in China? Zhang is gonna point fight like she always does and get the decision. Only way andrade wins is if she ko's her or completely dominates her every round, both unlikely.
Name one(1) good win drainpipe daniel had that wasnt a can(goodluck!)
>inb4 stipe
It was a proven fluke
luckily he's up against an almost pure striker...again...weird... I wonder why he hasn't fought another wrestler since his gift decision vs gleison.
rumble is a quitter but not a can.
>absolutely everyone is a can
UFC has been /heem/sposed, amirite lads
Valbong met Dan Hardy.
>quitter but not a can
Lolwut
Jones is #1
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RDA should be number one, he's my number one.
>DC falling from grace
>Stipe ascending
>Jones getting his place where he deserves
Absolutely based.
Hes a big guy
Their respective 14th fight
>Jon beat Shogun (19-4) who was the current champion
>Khabib beat Hamiz Mamedov (4-2)
Their respective 15th fight
>Jon beat Rampage (32-8) , a former champion, to defend his title
>Khabib beat Vadim Sandulitsky who was 0-0
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPFFFTFSKHLLLLHKSHH
Oh my bad sweaties, just had to drop a fat yoel in the till
cocksuckas
but dustins a black belt in Jiu Jitsu
Strikeforce DC was unironically better than UFC DC. He trained with Cain too much and because Cain was "GOAT" at that time he thought he'd try and copy his style.
The worst thing about Cejudo wanting to fight women is that he wants to fight women, the second worst think about Cejudo wanting to fight women is that some people seem to think he would not only not to serious harm to them, but that he would be the one getting beat up.
Justin Gaethje wants to wrestle khabib!
Khabib fags on suicide watch!
I want to see it, it would be fucking hilarious. They're not just muh womyns, they're professional fighters, and if they're up for it, let them have a go at it. That would BTFO feminist fight fans harder than anything.
Strikeforce DC looked better because he was up against lower quality opponents. Somehow, against all odds, Stipe is the best heavyweight ever. And DC was still winning until he lost.
Based jon
Women shouldn't be on this list.
Imagine being this much of a piece of shit. So desperate to be right you’d root for & gloat about a Greg Hardy win, and admit your intent was malicious. Prick.
whew
Conor always wins the story and I'm happy Kutbib fags are on suicide watch! A motivated Conor would do what Stipe did to DC and work that left hand shot on Kutbib's tiramisu head!
it would be a 5 sec KO for Cejudo
take the smallest 125er and put him against Nunes. Nunes doesn't have to cut weight, he has to. maybe she has a chance then
maybe they can tag team with cyborg and the guy has to KO both of them to win
You're right, Khutbib should not be in there!
Eye poking Is perfectly fine, its closer to a real fight so i'm for it
He's a total chad living an amazing life while you losers are just obsessing over me. Hilarious to see you guys try to call him sad while he's working out and partying everyday.
Let the bong make the thread
So was RDA
*inhales deeply *
Who is this?
Nobody cares babyface go back to ur gay lil discord and jerk ur lil buddies off
Fuck off Luke. Also, learn to differentiate between harmless fun and legit needle, so as you don’t take it to heart so badly when you get a bit of egg on your face.
looks to be karate hottie's brapper
rda isnt just a pure striker tho
Neither is Dustin, since he is a black belt un BJJ
He still has more wins than losses.
Which UFC fighter has the lowest IQ and which one has the highest IQ? NOT FIGHT IQ, just intelligence in general.
Jon Jones, Cody and Conor have a combined IQ of two digits, that's absolutely confirmed.
Rashad Evans is very sharp despite his horrible downfall. Probably 110+
Chael Sonnen is also up there in my opinion.
Ryan hall is galaxy brained
>everybody is shit
Who are some good fighters ? Any weight class
Hendo has never had a bad fight
Hes still has more brain to get CTE
Hi heem
I could unironically kill Jon Jones
My standup is fucking fierce, my takedowns can't be stopped, my mooey thai is off the hook, and I'm a purple belt in thai kwon dough
it goes without saying that I would heem everyone here
>Record for most consecutive losses
>Record for most significant strikes absorbed
>unironically a cuck and a junkie
truly a record breaker and a legend in the ufc
cheeky niglet
>tf
Name one Italian fighter better than BJ Penn
Actually, name one Italian fighter better than Stephan Bonnar
truly /ourguy/
I literally can't, our best and only noteworthy fighter is a kickboxer who's actually born in Armenia, but that doesn't change that BJ is a CTE'd mess, overrated by boomers and redditors.
Post one (1) cringier post-fight celebration than this
How come MMA fighters haven't reached this level yet?
mine after I heem you
easy
It is going to be interesting to see if Maycee Barber can ever fight again without the use of PEDs for her weight cut.
Anyone who can beat prime Matt Hughes twice in the pre-USADA era and wins the UFC belt in two different weightclasses is far from a can.
75% of /heem/ are cucks and junkies so who gives a fuck about that
>most significant strikes absorbed
what a meme stat
that's not cringe, that's pretty based
Why don't you faggots win a fight first so you have a reason to celebrate something
Anthony Joshua?
>bellator
Does anyone actually watch this crap?
Looks like it's cyborg
It's presumptuous and arrogant.
>'it's presumptuous and arrogant'
get a load of this dude right here
Aspen Ladd will never be anywhere close to an even Holly Holm tier striker. She needs to quit now.
shut up BJ and go watch your wife fucking your friend
Penn's back on the menu boys
Your shit's sleepy homie, show respect to a two division UFC champ, especially when your best fighter is an Armenian born journeyman
i just did the math based on the test numbers posted by usada and the number of 2019 drug test failures i can think of over 99% of tests don't result in a failure
Thoughts on the UFC 242 Main Card
>Khabib v Poirier
>Barboza v Felder
>Islam Makhachev v Davi Ramos
>Blaydes v Shamil Abdurakhimov
>Mairbek Taisumov v Diego Ferreira
Pretty much one of the shittiest cards of the year imho
it will be godly just because of how bad ufc china is, which is the worst card of the year
Why the FUCK do they keep pushing that blanket Curtis Blaydes
>4 Allahu Akbar'ings on a single card
what's not to like
Name one fighter that has gotten more breaks from Uncle Dana than Bon "Jones" Bones
Bigfoot
bj penn
You're kinda right about that after watching UFC China I'll probably switch to bellator
Blaydes is pretty solid
Only redditor cazzies don't rate shamil abdurakhimov and mairbek taisumov I've been following them since they were wee little lads
Not buying
>Only redditor cazzies don't rate shamil abdurakhimov
this desu youtube.com
>reminder that bing has predicted that Israel "Africa" Adesanya has an 80% chance to beat Robert Whitaker
So it's basically free money right
Pretty much hibernating until UFC 244 NYC, and I'll only watch that one if it features Colby GOAT vs Snoozeman
Imagine the seethe if Khabib gets knocked out and Islam and Taisumov get submitted.
...
it'll be another 9/11
Phych out your opponent. Idk, it is strange. And no, your weight doesn't randomly fluxuate plus or minus 10 pounds when you weigh 240 lb. DC was seen in the sauna right before weigh ins so it was done on purpose