/mnf/ MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

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No.

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never post that picture ever again you son of a bitch

This shit worth watching?

Yes

for the first 5-15 minutes, ya

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Yeah, actually going to be starters playing. Both QBs are basically rookies.

It's football. Watch it for the shitposting.

flacco is not a rookie, you dunce

This. Get in season shape lads.

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Thought they were going to play Lock.

>$137 million dollars

>gimmy j

I'm a 49ers fan btw

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>jimmie gee

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>San Franshitsco

>left tackle on that play
>garoppolo on that play
Top keks

>jimmy g
OHHH NO NO NO NO ON!!!!

>Wopalo

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GREAT start

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OH NO NO NO NO

he hasn't played in a year you retards

FLACCGOD WILL DOMINATE THIS YEAR

Whose fault is that

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>9ers dominated in practice!
Toppest of keks

>girl messaged me on okcupid asking if i wanted to get some drinks
>i went to school with her older sister
>shes married
>profile says she is in an open relationship

what do bros?

>gimmie bustapolo

Ha!

wait, someone paid 140 million for a backup qb?

gross, too old

what race is phillip lindsay?

Real talk, what the fuck is this ugly scorebar, gold orange and green look awful together

Fuck her husband

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Just go, she probably freaky as hell

american

same town: stay away
out of town: knock the bottom out of it

Lads do you think the patriots would be willing to take Jimmy G back in exchange for Brady

Elite

>paying for a married woman's drinks
shiggy diggy. Tell her no thanks.

based and seconded, poor guy needs all the love he can get

ESPN has the worst visual effects department in the industry

I thought the Vikings only paid Cousins 84 million?

am i the only one who misses jim tomsula?

He has more rings than Aaron Rodgers

more like garoTIPlo lol

BURN

Fug.

dammit Bausby! That was 6

>BUSTOPPOLO

Where will Jimmy G rank in terms of all times free agent bust?

>bustappolo

One hundred and thirty-seven million United States dollars

jimmy is shook as fuck

i'm feeling a solid 3

ba-hoppolo

>0/4, INT

Hourly reminder that belishit wanted to dump Brady for THIS

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They going to get Nathan Peterman and win 6 more bowls

holy shit who is the backup to this fucking greaseball

What is he thinking right now?

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The guy that played for them all last season.

Big Dick Nick Mullens and CJ Beatoffhard

At least he still has his looks tho am I right guys?

The chad Brady and the virgin Rodgers

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well warm one of those faggots up and bench this loser

haven't been watching but I'm guessing jimmie isn't doing a spectacular job as of yet

The finally got canned, though. Took a year and a half longer than it should’ve, but that’s political correctness for you. There’s an actual human being with An IQ above the single digits, >we could actually have a shit this year.

LOOK I DON'T THINK ITS A BIG DEAL, SOMETIMES IN LIFE YOU GOTTA GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS. LET'S SAY YOU GET A DIVORCE...

You'd think Aaron'd know how to open up his throat...

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Boys....I think we might be legit this season

>is football worth watching
Probably not for you, Sven. You probably have a breeding to watch, I think Achmed is coming over to ya g with your wife tonight.

Final digit is how many regular season games it takes for the $(ers to bench Jimmy and start Nick Mullens.

The only completion he's made was to the Broncos.

yikes

1 Int and 1 almost pick 6.

He hasn’t completed a pass yet. Threw one really bad pick and should have thrown another one but the corner dropped it

>0 passer rating
niners are the new browns, huh?

Trade him for Petermeme

100% completion rate certainly is better than 0%, so why not

He'll get hurt before they bench him

>QB leaves New England and gets off Belicheck’s tit
>turns into trash
Crazy how that works. It’s a shame Shady Brady is too smart to tarnish his legacy by exposing himself like that, the shitposting would be glorious. I guess his wife makes enough money flying around the world to take naked photos getting groped by buff dudes, so he’s fine with getting paid less than actual good QBs so he can stay far away from the roasty for as long as possible.

Jimmie seems like the type of guy to fake and injury

can't watch how's my boy garoppogod doing?

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Why is there no brewers cardinal thread

>jimmy has thrown 4 passes
>a bronco has touched all of them
Top kek

He in the second coming of Leinart imo

Brady has the rings. Jimmy G has participation jewelry.

How the fuck is Lock a starter?

ynr that the 49ers got the maximum number of primetime games last year despite being all hype and no substance.

>completion

APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Another guy leaves the pats and instantly busts. Really makes you think

Shelby Harris is underrated af

n*ners r ass holy fuck

>completes pass
>negative/0 yardage

Is Jimmy G the biggest bust since Kyler Murray?

>defense holds #2 offense to 3 points
>Brody can’t even manage 14 points against a below-average defense
>still clinging to the “Brady is the reason they win” meme
Jej. You cocksuckers are you delusional, it ranges from oscillates between painful and hilarious

Smash and dash

Is jimmy elite?

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>just

Is Denver’s dline that good or is the niners just that shitty

Would you take Jimmy G or Kyler right now

Belishit has a losing record without Tom Brady. You're retarded

Time for Johnny Garopolo to retire, he's lost it.

Jamarcus Russel, especially since that was before they capped rookie contracts. fat fuck made out like a bandit.

Kyler. At least he can run.

Make her buy and wear it out after

Brady is statistically the greatest postseason quarterback in NFL history. Eat shit

Why didn’t they challenge that? He got his toes in

What would the price tag for Jimmy be if he was actually a non-trash qb like 100 million a year?

what a shitshow

Neck and neck with Brock Osweiler.

NICE!

DRAGON

FLAGON

Man why are the broncos calling screens every other play

Fant out for the season.

Pats would booty blast both these shit teams

rip bronco tight ends

Rip fant leg

Probably just a deep bruise, not hard enough to break, and no awkward twisting to rip a muscle

Kek underrated

This but unironically. PeterGod is so much better than people think.

Bolles needs to be benched. If he can’t figure out how to pass block without holding every play by now, he’s never going to

pls no. Broncos are cursed with te injuries

Give him until the end of the season, the OL coach arguably the best in the league, if he can't fix him, nothing can.

Big Dick Nick 2.0 is gonna carry on Fole's legacy.

Imagine fucking up on a 30+ yard pass completion

Aren't the raidurrs going to replace carr with pederman

How can he be better than the best?

>Can't show the game while the commentators are talking
FUCK YOU ESPN

>jimmy benched

kek

Only poor country inbreds who vote against their own economic interests voted for the Rams. Enlightened city folk all voted for the Saints.

>tfw more interceptions than yards

Belichick’s record when Tom Brady’s replacement starts the game is 13-6, which is a much higher win pct than any team has averaged over that span. It’s not even 0.1 lower than when Brady starts. It’s almost as if Tom “My Wife makes more money than be taking buddy photos with packs of niggers” Brady is a negligible part of the Patriots’ success. But I’m sure you have some rationalization for that fact, because you'd feel really silly about sucking a strap-on you’ve put onto a life-size statue of him that you bought for $1300 every night for 2-3 hours if you admitted the truth to yourself, huh champ?

Sports talk Barry didn't know you browsed Yea Forums

LETS GO BRONCOS

streamable.com/ztjyt

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Peterman in absolutely a better QB than Bustoppalo. Time will prove this.

Is Chubb the second coming of Khalil Mack like some analysts predicted?

LMAO @ that 'catch'

Naw. He's Reggie White 2.0

>drew locke cant even handoff the ball right

Y I K E S

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>he proved that the patriots can win with backup QB’s even while their highest-paid player is on the bench!
>shit, this makes me look like a flaming retard for the dumb things I like to say on this Vietnamese needlepoint book club!
>I got it, I’ll say the name of an internet sports commentator that I dislike. Checkmate, user!

Why doesn't he just go shotgun?

Freeman looks scared running the ball

dont worry, he'll learn how to throw some sick flag dragons under flacco

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Calm down skippy. Just pointing out that Jimmy G never earned a ring in his life.

>RED SCARLET
>BLACK SCARLET
>THATS ALL HE HAD TO SAY
>RED SCARLET
>BLACK SCARLET
>THATS ALL HE HAD TO SAY
booger’s gonna give me a fucking aneurysm

Is Lock dare I say....not a bust?

Bill Vinovich is my hero

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Drew "Mammoth Cock" Lock is unquestionably the GOAT

Ok.....what was the point of posting this?

>this
Drew "Dragon Cock" Lock

That was a really generous spot

>MUH CHALLENGE
pure cancer

Lock looks like cutlet jr.

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>filename
Mack averages less sacks/game than Miller, Bosa, Watt, and a few others. He won Defensive MVP as a pass-rusher in a year in which he was tied for 8th in the league in the sack column. He's laughably overrated, you need to watch some football games instead of downloading your opinions for E!SPN

Carr is going to get injured or pulled. Then it's time for PeterGod to shine and take his rightful place at the mantle. Cap this.

Is Lock going to be a meme or not?

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They're not wrong though.

Too soon. Fuck you, McDaniels. had it not been for Vance "Time of his LIFE" Joseph, you'd be my least favorite person in the world.

>A plane crashed
>no survivors

Marching bands are for nerds

Cope

definitely gonna be a meme, but the good kind

I wish you idiot motheffucks can shut your mouth about Jimmy. My brother Jimmy is a great qb and preseason ist not important. Why do you react so amazingly to a meaningless game?

Niners will win 9-11 games this scheduled year. Preseason is only for a practice. I know this true and also you will never come my city of Milpitas and talk poor of Jimmy like this shits. Can you grow up please?

>"Time of his LIFE"
Lmao I will never forget that shitshow of a production.

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He clearly jumped out of bounds a yard before 1st down.

God damn I missed bootleg broncos

Says the guy that definitely never went to prom

Was anyone found in the wreckage?

>All the bootlegs
More like Jake the lesser.

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Oh ok yeah I agree he’s overrated as fuck but the masses are too brainwashed at this point. They genuinely believe Mack is the second coming of Lawrence Taylor

he's right tho. You probably didn't even play ball in high school

The Denver Broncos are LEGIT dangerous this year.

No, just undamaged passports.

Comfy game, donkeybros.

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As does cuckson intz lamo

I played in college you dumb fag. Band members are the best fans.

>The Denver Broncos are legit dangerous

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>Carr has one season where he's around 10th in the league in a few passing stats
>The raiders won a lot of games against shit teams by incredibly slim margins
>incredible refball carries them to two of tose wins
>the (((nfl media))) starts universally praising him as an "mvp candidate"
>the title of "mvp candidate" follows him around for years as if it's his name
>the subhuman goblins that compose the dumbest fanbase in sports history drink the kool-aid and start praising him as the messiah
>he gets a titanic contract from the morons running the team that anyone with a brain could tell would cripple the franchise
>khalil mack and amari cooper can't get paid because of his punk ass
>team goes to absolute shit a few years later
>he cries like a pre-teen girl on field because one of the mean boys from the other team hit him too hard
>raidniggers are suddenly very quiet on Yea Forums
pottery.

Drew lock has a nice size package

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Same. I was high as all fuck after work watching some foozball, and i had to check Yea Forums to see if that was the single weirdest thing to ever air on telelvision, or if the herbal jew had gotten to me too much

that doesn't mean that they aren't nerds

The band guys I knew were all heavy metal alcoholics and they threw the best parties.

nice fanfic bro

>user has any remotely positive experience
>nice fanfic bro

The band nerds were all partying and fucking each other on the bus. Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen

I’m sure a lot of them are, but they’re great to have at games. Picking on band members is just kind of cringe.

nice blog bro

E L I T E

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I promise you that they are generally nerds, nigga. You don't have to get all butthurt about it. It's not like being a nerd makes them bad people.

>hey guys, let's play a shitty brass version of shitty pop song intros for a few hours
>we could even play our horrible fight song which sounds like every other horrible fight song in the world
yeah no

>nerds
They played xbox, but that was about as nerdy as they got.
lol, yeah. It was like they were all in a commune or something and just got drunk and fucked each other.

y r u so triggered over marchingbands lol.

Did a band member sleep with ur fat gf or something?

band trips are like a chubbier olympic village only they still have good breathing control

I believe it. I just got done fucking a 7/10 band nerd. Pussy was tight and took her v card, but she was too insecure about everything for me

Nah it was fucked. I think the B team was drunk. I know Rex was.

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This carousel thing is cringy as fuck.

these are definitely the two most popular teams in the LGBT community

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I don't like shitty music. I think you're projecting a little hard there, champ.

Is Flacco still elite?

Keep hitting it, teach and train her. You'll turn her into the kind of sex you like the most.

>not the shecocks

>still

0 TDs in the first half

He just threw 2 FG's in a single play against the best defense in NFL history in hostile territory, while dealing with a broken leg and a flu that can only be described as "biblical". you tell me.

Naw, she wasn't good enough for me. I wouldn't have kids with her. I'm too big time to settle.

SEA and MIN

Imagine actually being a broncucks fan.

Bros is the pocket hose legit?

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>believing roasties when they say they're virgins
Yikes

No clue who jack whitaker is.
Press S pls

It's an abstract sort of feel.

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Other than the blood, you can tell by the way they act. Awkward and kinda scared. They suck at sex.

Bruh. She is 18 and I popped her shit

THAT PAC12 SPEED

He covered like the first 20 Owls and a lot of Golf tournaments.

You’ve been breathing too much of that rank Milpitas air bay bro

For me, it’s the zero-yard swing pass

>other than the blood
t. Obvious virgin

What is Antonio's problem?

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>AB update during the halftime show

CAN WE GO ONE FUCKING DAY WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT THIS NIGGER?

>fucking a lying whore who neglects to tell you that her period is about to start
Yikes

>when they say
uhhh

in other words.. no, he's a fluke one ringer who will never reach canton

Most women don't like fucking when they're cramping up and bloated.

YO I HEARD SOME user WEREN'T RESPECTING WOMEN IN THIS THREAD.

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i'm not racist or anything, but AB's problem is that he is an ungrateful, immature, spoiled, stupid, subhuman nigger. He's just like all black "people", or NIGGERS as i like to call them, he is a subhuman leech who deserves to be gunned down in the street like the dog that he is.

He’s a diva and a nigger. Not a good combination

ELITE HARD COUNT

Based little Tom

I mean, you're not wrong.

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what a mega bust

Nice /pol/ impression

FUCK

FUCK

why broncos suck so much?

Field goal bowl

thanks for the (you), friend, but id prefer it if you would not use the word "based" on this subreddit. That word has been appropriated from the black community by online internet racists, and this is an inclusive space. Youre acting like a bit of a nigger.

>FUCK
nice

Drew Lock is a little retarded, but it'll all work out.

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Would you guys fuck Suzy Koebler?

10 years ago? yes

>Raiders playing a home game in Winnipeg against the packers
nigger what

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No cock. No thanks.

imagine signing antonio brown to an expensive deal

Did the Raiders purposefully assemble the niggest team ever?

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Slowly becoming my favorite part of these ESPN Monday nighters.

They've always tried to do that

Al Davis was doing that before you were born

Prepare your anus donkeys cause second half is Nick Mullens time.

That’s who the raiders have always been

Imagine working for, being a fan of, or thinking positively of the Los Angeles Raiders of Las Vegas.

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Is that the leather thing in the red dress?

Peyton's new show brought to you by Nationwide?

Reminder that Las Vegas is part of LA's metro area.

/ouryear/

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Reminder Los Angeles should be walled up and gassed like Escape from LA meets the holocaust.

Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that preseason MNF was the best sporting event of all time. LOL
Anyways I just downed
>6 bud lights
>boneless wings
>pizza sticks
>sliders
>and a chocolate molten lava cake
This Seahawks fan (AKA real FOOTBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.

PS. see you in the superb owl chiefs

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Is Garoppolo finished?

stale

This blonde single mom on the chevy commercial is a straight up milf bimbo.

>this intro in a preseason game
the fuck? lol

It's fucking lit.

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>MFW some soifag at work told me the $(ers were gonna have a good year with WOPpalo

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Is this where we sign up for the gangbang?

>Dislocated thumb by falling down
oof

I want a threesome with the kid and adult redhead from IT.

t. Stephen King

ok pedo

Where are there so many blacks in commercials when they only make up 13% of the U.S. population?

They have a propensity to spending money freely, like women.

Because they make up 50% of the crime.

>Fant out for the season.
Called it.

>dead donkey rookies
lmao

This fool went from one of the most respected and beloved elite players in decades, to a psychotic retarded diva cunt. In one fucking year. Too much, man. Kinda sad really.

>Fant
Fant was a bitch at Iowa, too. Hockenson getting doubled was the only thing that helped him get drafted by these dumbshits in the 1st round.

how much coke did you take user?

fucking lurk more and stop posting
better yet, go fucking back

Nice late hit by the Safety there on the tight end. San Fran already starting their butt-fucking ways.

He stands proudly next to Trent Dilfer in the fluke ring sweepstakes.

>that marker cam
lmao the fuck was that? this is the first preseason game i've watched, is that a thing now?

>TFW 12 years old reading Thinner and I didn't really know what coke was all about, but I knew he was on a lot of it

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Is CJ Yea Forumstard, dare i say, elite?

BRONIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

NINERS ARE BACK BABY

>is that a thing now?
New for this season.
Imagine being the guy operating it, having to watch the entire game from that view...

>3rd stringers and practice squadies

same with rodgers
>inb4 muh most talented ever
win more rings

>woppalo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Jeez, imagine this post if he really WAS racist. Based, by the way.

BENCH CRAPALO

It's 2nd stringers vs 2nd stringers in the 2nd pre-season game. Also, starting QB for the NEINERS threw a pick and 2 total yards.

c-cope

imagine being garopposhit and coming out going 0/4, int, almost another int and doing fuck all while the backup scores a TD?

>newfag telling someone to LURK MOAr
Never fails

Why is it Fangio can handle the most complex, best defensive schemes in the league, absolute nightmares for offenses. But he can't teach guys to tackle in the open field. The bears had the same problem last season.

I'd knock the bottom out.

Nigger who the fuck is Kevin Hogan?

Why can't Mike Zimmer coach offense? Why can't Tony Dungy coach offense (manning carried his ass, fuck you)? Why can't Gregg "I love cum in my beard" Williams coach offense without being a faggot-ass cunt? Answer: They are defensive-minded coaches and the OC's are relied on to coach the offense.

>Here in SF
Booger doesn't even know where he is.

one hundred thirty-seven million dollars ($137,000,000)

aka 1.25 Commiefornian Diversitybux

woppalo plays like the shit-covered streets of """San""" Fagshitsco

Hulk's son.

We smoked a blunt before the game.

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Oh, he's THAT faggot. Andrew Luck wanna-be son of a bitch.

Don't try to bullshit me, brother.

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Is that a real graphic? Please tell me it is.

just sayin

Aqib kidnapped that rapper away from crabtree?

>HH

Why is it windy in Utah?

Because Comurado sucks and Commiefornia blows.

Because they blow all their money on the frivolous bullshit these cunts are selling. And by all their money, I mean all YOUR money, whitey. Thanks for dem gubbmint checks, LBJ!

*wins super bowl MVP in your path*

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>It's 8:00 PM in Denver and the spics at the construction site of the garbage slot home across the street are still making a shit ton of noise

Sherman is my favorite nigger

>i'm feeling light-years better.

You'd think a Stanford graduate would know that light-year is not a measurement of time.

Why are y'all even watching preseason?

Well, it's not like they have a home to go to. They just send their paycheck back to "Latin" America.

Maybe he means it in a linear progression sense. Like he's advanced light years in his recovery?

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>Nick Busta

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>I feel miles better.
I think he knows that.

Why can't the broncos 7th stringers edge contain?

>i'm feeling parsecs better

Wooooah, nice jet sweep. That guy'll be out for the season with a leg injury by week 3.

>here in san francisco
does booger even know where the fuck he is

What fucking stream are you on?

Sherman is a mega-nerd at heart who enjoys LARPing as a Thug Nigga.

He went to Stanford, you know?

Yeah, as a communication major.

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IM GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD

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Why does he still talk like a nigger?

Except Flacco was the main reason they won the SB

Oh shit Wes "Pre CTE" Welker is still working.

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Cause otherwise they'd call him an uncle tom and the other nogs would treat him like shit.

Who/buff/ here?

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>Even Kevin Hogan is a better QB than the wop

OH NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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if you can complete just ONE (1) pass for 1+ yard, you're a better QB than bustoppolo

>TFW you have the same completion percentage as woppalo tonight

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>this $137M-salaried, porn star-dating bust of a wop caused Belichick to get his diapers in a wad for half a season
just lmao

>be me
>turn on MNF
>glad Witten cancer is gone
>realize Booger cancer still metastasizing
>get completely demoralized by Booger cancer
>realize MNF will completely suck again all season
>turn off tv

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He has 1 completion to a bronco

pre season is so comfy bros

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>getting a joker tattoo the day before your wedding
MOMS GONNA FREAK

When the fuck did Gay Bay score another TD?

Wanna know how I got these scars?

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>$84 million guaranteed

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>getting a joker tattoo

Y I K E S

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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

Why are 49ers made of glass?

what a fucking faggot

ELITE HANDOFF

>ywn be bros with Bosa and Kittle cheekily hiding from booger’s omniscient cameras

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>getting called out for a drunk tattoo
>on national tv
>hiding under the table
>bungles

nice

>Get Joker tattoo day before you're wedding.

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Is Kittle MAGA just like Bosa? They seemed pretty comfy up in the booth together

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>blongulls

Niners are a confirmed meme team

I wish we could peek into a timeline where he didn't kill himself to see if anyone even remembered his performance

Me thinks yes.

There's no way that's a drunk tattoo, he'd have been sober by the end of it, that decision was made with a completely sound mind, I think he's just white trash.

>Reggie White 124sacks in 8 seasons
Jesus Christ.

he has a fucking hair knot

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He'd be doing comic cons 5ever.

Oof

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>wh*t**d
>sound mind

"No."

A literal overgrown 12 year old.

newfag here, i dont get it

He and Gronk together couldn't figure out how to use a toaster.

he'll throw 0 in the regular season, because he will be benched for based Nick Mullens

sbnation.com/2017/12/17/16788222/cowboys-raiders-first-down-folded-paper-lol-what

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E L I T E

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is this still the fucking PRESEASON?

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>tfw you ARE the toaster

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Jimmy G gonna be the highest paid backup in NFL history.

>that dumb fuck just staring at the ball
Lmao

CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT

lmao williams is going to be an uber driver this time next month.

I'm feeling confident there's a dark horse in the division

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monday night football is fucking terrible. at least witten is gone but still

garoppolo benched week 1?

Big dick throw

GaraPOOlo

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comedy

Sunday night football is the new MNF

>tom brady is asked if he voted in 2016
>he says yes, and says he voted for Trump
>his wife's legions of beta orbiters get all worked up about it
>scream at his wife for letting her cuck off of his leash and letting him vote for Orange Man
>his wife clarifies that he actually voted for Hillary
>later that day, he is asked again and explains that his wife told him he's not allowed to think in that way, and that she told him he does not have permission from her to talk about poilitcs anymore
can you imagine actually liking that spineless, phony cuck? it's actually sad.

>BuT jImMy G Is BeTtEr tHaN tOm BrAdY
HES TRASH

>Pro bowl running back
>living in his mom's basement
We're all gonna make it lads.

based

>making fun of Lindsay for living at home
Yea who would still do that

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KEVIN VICK HOGAN

he gets paid almost nothing and guys like zeke are complaining

heem sleepy

Lindsay is elite.

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>>Pro bowl running back
>>living in his mom's basement
Literally /OurGuy/

ded niner

>free home cooked meals
>free maid service
>have enough money to take some slag to a hotel room for the night when you need to bang
Literally living the dream

Is john lynch up there for worst gm's?

>one small detail about your contract, Mr. Lindsay...
>here, it lists your salary in "GBP"? I'm sorry, but we're not able to pay out in British Pounds.

Just tuning in, how did jimmy do?

run the clock

the fuck, just catch the pick.

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Fucked it like a pornstar.

>Just tuning in
But you've posted in this thread already.

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5-11 with Drew Bledsoe

>Brady
>cuck

His wife is literally helping him raise the child he has by another woman. If any cucking is going on in that household is cuckqueaning, 100%.

have sex