/mlb/

Fuck you, Kyle.

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I just want to make sure you don't miss a single thing.
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, 'The world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.'

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Ooooooooooooh. You're a Cubs fan. That explains a lot.

more like turdist hemingay

Ernest Hemingway also was a drunken wife beating bastard who shot himself in the face.

It was the first Kyle that came up after Blanks, and using him would have raised questions.

Don't talk shit about Hemingway

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The Kyle that I'm referring to is a Monster Energy drink swilling short attention span zoomer. You know, (you)

One of those reddit memes you mean, I don't care or pay attention to those.

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>NEW JOMBOY CONTENT

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Hoping for a BauerOutage tonight, I THINK might might happen. I mean he has to get Machado out at some point right?

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>ware
summer's almost over, kiddo.

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Here comes crotch rash to fat up our fun

jomboy subscriber here

Jomboy isn’t even funny

My bad

No baseball on tonight bros. Can’t even shitpost about two teams I don’t even care about

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There will be a team in the AL that will have 90+ wins and be 20 games over .500 and still not even make it in to the Wild Card game. Meanwhile, the Cubs will be 5 or 6 games over .500 and take the very weak NL Central crown and their fans will strut and preen like they've actually accomplished something special.

I honestly didn't know

Yes, it’s too bad the NL teams are relatively evenly matched whereas there’s three or four decent AL teams and 10 little league caliber ones

so sorry...

It's not about NL vs AL. It's about how shitty the Cubs fanbase is.

>he doesn't take a piss and do a bump of blow at the baseball game
Guess you're not a real fan of the game

Yeah they should be mad they win the division

fucking hosed on the 2nd batter 2-3 low corner fastball, but he's fucking machoado didn't hit a 3 run homer on that weak getmeover

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>FAN INTERACTION!

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>lol 2-3

>pirates

Listed. "Sorry" posters, you can join him on the list. Ffs you would think we were back in 2014 with your posts.

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God bless you Inspector

"I want to bring the heater. Announce my presence with authority."

>Not snorting your coke while watching the game
youtube.com/watch?v=cO6esgUkXkI
Fucking casual.

"I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshiped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology."

how else are you supposed to stay awake between dingers?

mysterious indeed...

based astros fan

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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T W I S N
glad to have cruz back.

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For me it’s the Colorado Rockies baseball club

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I'm sorry.

I apologize

It’s ok, still love the game regardless. I hope your team wins tonight

someone get a load of this asshole

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"...fastball"

Go Cubbies

Bauer only 58 pitches in the 5th, he can pitch to the 12th at this rate !

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is kershaw reaching the end of his career?

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No? He's 31 and is making the adjustment to his lost velocity extremely well.

as a cubs fan i just want to make it clear i feel deeply remorseful for everything

>

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Twindians

73 and he isn’t even out of the inning yet

as a cubs fan I have to apologize for it all

lets talk baseball: who is gonna win the cy young?

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fucking jinxd, fuck me

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Her knees are disgusting

I'd hit it.

Jacob deGrom, ass

ohh god i never notice how gross they are too, i guess the always thinking of all the STL black cum pumped into her made me look past them and just think how disgusting her vag is

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i'd hit it, with an infidelity clause in the prenup

The suddenly effective Joe Ross in ded again

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I didn't say I'd marry her crazy Christian slut ass. I just wanna nut on her face.

i'ma' gettin' that all-time great mets rant in here

youtube.com/watch?v=2rFBWL2wfaw

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Please tell me some one else just caught that dude at the Tampa game

The Nationals are saving his arm.

he was too distracted for that. he's fucked no matter what state the official divorce case is filed is in. he's going to get destroyed because the USA courts are absurdly sexist in favor of females in divorce.she'll take 50% of of his assets or more and full custody of the kids, why else was he so mindfucked to play baseball for 4 months is he even back in the show yet? the last i checked he was still doing rehab starts in the minors.

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What dude?

>This shitfest in St Louis.
Just hand the division over to us.

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Ryu and Morton for me. Scherzer had a shot if he didn't get injured, but no one else can really be argued for in the NL. The AL race will be interesting. Minor is leading baseball-reference WAR by a fucking mile solely because of advanced metrics (he's pitching in front of a bad defense in a hitter-friendly park). 2016 taught us that voters don't give a shit about those adjustments when Porcello beat out Verlander.

Fucking Shittsburgh is so fucking useless. Now we have to dogfight with the nationals for the division title

I can't believe the fish are a better team

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ABROOOO!

as a fellow cubs fan i think you should be more reasonable in assessing the division rivals

The only dude

why ryu?

That ball went to the moon.

I hope Ben at least sucked on those long beautiful toes.

I'm not going to argue against a sub-2 ERA. Not in 2019. If he gets shelled some more and it goes above 2 then you can start arguing for DeGrom, but that's it.

LOL if anyone was listening to these reds broadcasters but me(some millennial faggot maybe-he's probably watching espn NBA updates), they would saying that whenever they get to make small talk about a-kino it's racist as fuck

degrom and scherzer are still dominant pitchers, even if degrom isnt pitching like the messiah he was last season. Yes his record was shit, but thats because the offense for the mets did fuck all to help him in those games

The Braves' schedule is way more forgiving than the Nats' is. Still, I feel really good about how well they're playing right now. If they can get past the WC game, which is a crap shhot at best, they'll be a tough out.

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well, you have to worry about that bullpen friend

It's coming home.

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The Braves' pen isn't any better.

the entire NLE has a bullpen issue, yet the mets have sorta found their groove.

That cupcake schedule tho.
Let's wait and see what happens when they play some actual Major League teams there Skippy.

>deems my criteria

>everyone at the resd game gets a free pizza
great because the midwest isn't fat enough already

The bullpen is much improved over where it was a couple months ago. Still not good, but better.

as a metkees fan this is an outrage

they dont exist
t.new yawker

Yeah, that's what I keep hearing you guys say, but truth is truth. the Mets have really long stretch really tough games against good teams. If they're still within 8 games of a WC spot after that, I'll be very surprised.

Bauer's 11ks got CIN a free pizza so he's a hero, i guess if you live in CIN and don't have access to the pizza I do you're fine with (pic related)

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I didn't say they weren't.

enjoy

astros desu

You'll pay for that douchebag

well, they have home games to their advantage. They dont have to face clevinger or kluber, but bieber is a tough pitcher to face. Then you have the braves and cubs to wrap up a 9 game home stand. Its possible to keep winning, but it requires more grit, more clutch hitting from guys like alonso and rosario and conforto, and guys like altherr, frazier and nido to pick up slack.

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I wouldn't trade either of those"pizzas" for 1 goddamn slice god any of the top 10 chicago pizza places, deepdish or traditional crust. no thin crust, ill take the shitty 2 CIN pizzaa if im only getting 1 slice of shitty NYC thincrust

What the fuck is that? How come no one outside of NY can make a pizza. It’s really not that diffocult

If you're gonna troll, be good.

as a cubs fan i really hope you all can forgive me one day

As a cubs fan just give me another chance

these guys are ruthless.

while this may be true, there are certainly cities that have decent pizza, although still blown away by nyc/nj

I unironically like STL pizza

based & good taste

For you cubbies fans, this is not “pizza”. This is an abomination

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BIG
MAC
LAND

better than ch*cago pizza

Nice lasagna desu

mmm love a good casserole

Goddamn I'm glad Steve is back. The Bill Walton LSD mindfucked experience was funny for 3 innings.......but no for a whole game.

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>no basedball today

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That's definitely a pie of sorts.

Schur > Stone > Walton > O'Brien

twitter.com/RyanRibbity/status/1163286123470213121?s=20
why the fuck dont cartoons care for baseball anymore

>poutine

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Barves needed it, they've played more games than virtually every other team in the playoff mix

>medicore

I know but I like to listen on the radio on the way home

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Steve is "boomercore". Which is why he got fired by the Cusb.

>winning streak against the worst teams in the league
>home games
>if altherr and frazier start hitting
>if diaz isn't shit all of a sudden
>if
>if
>if
You'll be a Yankee again fan in 2 weeks

>pulled with a no hitter in tact
this is the problem with zoomerball

I hate that this is 2019 and they took him out. Let the kid throw until his arm falls off or he gives up a hit. Fuck it.

bold of you to assume that

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Fuck these analytic fags

I think we've finally solved the mystery of why you're not a major league baseball manager.

Look. I found your hat.

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why would anyone wear that hat?

What happened to that Royal fan who was talking shit after winning one game of a series on Friday?

He's probably very sorry, but also deeply ashamed of his actions

Braves have the worst pen in the entire league since the ASB.

The Braves bullpen has a -0.9 WAR for the season. Good for 28th in the league. Better than only the Orioles and the Marlins.

NL East Bullpen 2019 Season WAR Rankings

24th Nationals 0.3
25th Phillies 0.0
27th Mets -0.6
28th Braves -0.9
30th Marlins -1.8

Nationals pen not much better but who gives a shit if you hang 10+ on niggas every night

NATS WIN!!!!!

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>gaysconsin

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It's been 37 days since a day of major league baseball has gone by without a player hitting multiple home runs in one game.

top branch of the tree

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BASED

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Ohhhh noooooo

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we get it you hate wisconsin.

Good game, Pirates.

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So why do we like Jomboy and Zack Hample again despite them both being Jew York s o y s

>we like them
>muh jew york

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Careful not to cut yourself with all that edge there sonny.

um this is edgy...and you are scaring me :o

should I get drunk tonight lads

Ohh Yes. We movin in on that first place.

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That's up to you, user.

Goddamn, that was 1.5 inches from being a base clearing triple for a catcher in the 8th inning...

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imagine being a fan of a bad and irrelevant team so you obsess over the ex-wife of a player who was on teams that actually won

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Cuh

>rays attendance today: 9,152
This team is 20 games over .500. Inexcusable.

u wot?

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tampa bay has a shitty stadium. I know that fucking feel

as a cubs fan i apologize for this poster's post, i am very sorry

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>9,152
That's gotta be a record for them

I legit was going to 100% with you until this year. But my retired really old dad who complains about everything spends 2 months in tampa out of the year went on a tour of the stadium this year(slightly before spring training even started and they cleared it up) and told me that it doesn't look nearly as bad as it does on TV and is kind of comfy.

>he is a SENIOR MOTHERNGFUCKEN CITIZEN and doesn't back down one inch from that priv

A's fan?

Their highest on the year, which was Opening Day, was 25,025, take what you will with that. That's just flat out embarrassing.

in a different sport. shit sucks man when you have two arenas and one isnt even suitable for the fucking sport
that arena is a dump still, yet the rays are the 2nd best team in tampa

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>JOMBOY IS GREAT

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Yanks

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Shouldn't have let the fans know they were exploring being a 2 team city in the foreseeable future. Not even a good team can attract fans with owners that don't care about the fans.

TLOSES KEK TLOSES!!!!!!!

2 city team*** you get the gist of it. And I don't think the Rays will draw in Montreal either.

The game's not over yet because it's he whos.

The Twins are playing the who's right now.

>nobody:
>>>r/eddit

holy based

Seriously, why the fuck do normies come here and recklessly flaunt their shitty normie memes?

Protip: it's not. It's regulars here getting (You)s and you're the ones stupid enough to give them it.

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What a gross woman

>WHOS

I TOLD YOU

I don’t get the athletics...

They're just making it interesting.

After years of this you just get use to the whole "not over till it's over" when you're a Sox fan.

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>doesn’t listen to starting 9

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>WHOS WHOS WHOS WHOS WHOS

They spent a lot of money in the past and got called "the white elephant in the room."
The team thought it was funny and made the elephant their mascot. or something like that...

gg twins

Gg twins.

GG twins..

>leclrec

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Cursed by the squirrel

How did Ivan Nova suddenly become elite against elite offenses?

We are like 30something and 2 when leading after 6 or 7th inning. like the extreme opposite of years prior. And we're still 10+ games under .500. Shame.

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I laughed

wew

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You gotta have an offense to lead after the 6th or 7th inning.
Come back soon, Moncada.

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Can any nifty photoshop bros do some team edits for the jersey here?

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>cardinals at 23

who writes a headline like this

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The byline from the article you screengrabbed out to tell you. Or were you just being metaphorical?

*ought

Royals 2.0

rockies

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>The Red Sox Ship has Saled
see my headline give me monies

>team has betts, bogaerts, benintendi, chavis, and devers powering the offense
>dalbec is coming up to much hype
>toast
They're not going anywhere and all the shitty pitching in the world can be supplanted by one of the best offenses in baseball. I want them to go away but I just can't see it. Maybe when Betts bolts possibly.

"george why are you so obsessed with the yankees?"

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the yankeeees suck THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEEEEES SUUUUUUCK

>betts, bogaerts, benintendi, chavis, and devers

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>le everything I don't like face
Good argument, Vito

sneks

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The red sox are a discount twins but with more masshole

They're the defending champions. Dynasties are rare these days. Just fucking take it you I grateful entitled fucks.

>Good argument, Vito

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I think they are almost certainly toast in 2019.

but user the 1 year old red sox fans!

>le everything I don't like face must be spammed towards every comment I don't like, I'm totally fitting in!
Back to r/baseball

welcome to Yea Forums where any argument is instantly killed with le eblan neckbeard face

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>le everything I don't like face must be spammed towards every comment I don't like, I'm totally fitting in!
Back to r/baseball

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los serpientes

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>normie
You aren't helping yourself either newfag.

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seriously, why the fuck does everyone use "normie" now?

Normie is the normalfag way of saying normalfag, everyone uses it because most people are normalfags. Even here.

Rags won a game!

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Read this, look at the chart, then compare it to this chart .

It's also the newfag way of saying it. If someone uses normie, they're newfag.

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>RAGS

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That guy's manifesto

tell me about it

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>David Bote optioned

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Normalfags are afraid of saying fag. It outs them so hard.

At least he locked in his guaranteed money. Smart guy.

Monitoring this thread

>be me
>use normalfag on Yea Forums as protocol
>yfw you're replied by "we're past those times fucking homophobe"
I know Yea Forums doesn't have a Reseteratard infestation but we're getting awfully close with women's sports threads being more common

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arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/we're past those times fucking homophobe/
>No results found
Why are you making stories up?

I'm pretty sure it's just baiting in Yea Forums...some brit user even said he posts women sports threads for attention

It feels like a dickish move at first glance, but it makes sense overall.
Cubs need to make room for Cishek and Bote won't be getting regular rep time given the current roster make up if he stayed in the Majors, but will in the minors. And he'll be brought back up with the roster expansion in September where it's all hands on deck since every win counts.

Plus he'll get to play with Zobrist too, never a bad thing.

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Another pig, roasted by the cunning prowess of godgers.

Rogers is a faggot, I just hate false flaggers.
If this place were decently run, the mods would ban filter resetera, reddit and every term they spam daily.

as a cubs fan i really feel like i've done you guys a lot of wrong and i'm sorry about that

Yea Forums archive is down. That's just a mirror

If it's a mirror, it should still have it.

Oh gogers got his hands on another greasy pig

what the fuck is wrong with you?

sick em aj

Makes you wonder what the Cubs did to attract all these shitposters to make posts like that.

Who is inspector gogers? He seemingly came out of no where. It's like one day he was just here and people seemed to go along with it unless it was immense samefagging. It didn't seem like it though

He's a guy who is known for sucking cock.

Better be careful or you're next on the list

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That's what I don't get. People just want clout and ebin screencaps for the Facebook group. We used to chase those fuckers off.

Did the passing of Skaggs effect the Rangers as much as it effected the Angels?
>Rangers lose to the Rays (both 1st and 2nd in wildcard chase)
>Skaggs passes away
>All-Star break
>Rangers lose 10 straight, falling out of their wildcard spot, and never recovered
>Angles become and inconsistent mess that bounces around .500
>both teams are now

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That was a troll seeking (you)s retard

Sorry

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Rangers were bound to come down to earth, the angels had a little streak after his death and have always been inconsistent this year.

Neither team really had a chance, they're players away from catching the Astros.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting newfag

True but that doesn't mean it's a resetera invasion then.

>There are people on /mlb/ who would bully Tsubami chan even though she's doing her best.
youtube.com/watch?v=dl4uatztsao
youtube.com/watch?v=XVqE1hiNVf8

both fair points

>FAN INTERACTION!

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/pol/ will always be the biggest threat. Look at what they did when Sad Panda went down. They're worse than reset era because they'll proactively undermine Yea Forums.

Get em gogers

/pol/ contributed to SadPanda dying? The fuck? I'm new on this quick rundown. I thought it was just the EU being cucks

>Angles become and inconsistent mess that bounces around .500

thats been Angel baseball for the past, what, 6 seasons?

Rangers come out of nowhere with Pence and Lynn having bounceback campagins and Mike Minor all of a sudden becoming an ace. there was no way they would sustain that

Bote got demoted for the same reason as Almora. neither was gonna get regular at-bats, and thats what they need to actually improve as hitters

They didn't do that, but they actively sabotaged threads on other boards trying to mount rescue operations to save as much as possible before it went down both by shitposting and mass reported threads to get them deleted.

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youtube.com/watch?v=-j1bhyt0orY
>When your think this is a bad thing,

>balloonies and juiceboxies and sing along songs!!!

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94898216
We get it. Don’t need to keep posting it

youtube.com/watch?v=o9CcpTA6L1E
>He's this mad he'll never be able to enjoy this.

Sickens me that the new generation would rather post le ebin Neckbeard people they don’t see at all instead of actually forming proper fucking arguments

>SING ALONGS!!!

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We understand you don’t like that stuff.

this guy needs to be taken down a notch...

youtube.com/watch?v=vPjpg5b7KBM
>Being this mad his team can't do this and he doesn't have fight songs.

>FIGHT SONGS!!!

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>not liking fight songs
lmao

If your so against fight songs then why are you even fighting without an argument?

youtube.com/watch?v=W8CTmVPsuwA
These videos are clearly infuriating him.

You expect 30 year old boomers to find that appealing?

In america yes

>EVERYBODY ON THREE!!!

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>Using a forced meme
ISHYGDDT

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Again, as the angry 30 year old boomer posts another ebin face I don't like I'll just point this out. You really expect them to find this appealing? Why do you think baseball culture is unseated by football here?

You can't be a baby boomer if you're 30.
If you're going to shit on him, do it right.

Ban wojaks. You increase quality tenfold. Same with frogs. Never fucking understood this whole soi meme at all. Is it because you literally wait for some neckbeard with glasses to react with glee and then make fun of those who also like it by comparing it to them?

youtube.com/watch?v=4htECYbEQ_g
>He hates fight songs

Boomer has always been a mindset regardless.

Boomers in a seeth

Reddit thinks this website is solely for shitposting and all quality discussion exists on their home website.

the only fight song I condone is LETS GO [team]

>reddit
>quality discussion

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If I wanted to shitpost I’d do it when I want to. If I want to have a discussion, I’ll do it here. This general operates 114514 times better when we aren’t greentexting teams names, talking about reckers ass or some cubs fan needing to apologize or some namefag having to come in. Grow some balls and get a trip godgers you phoney

youtube.com/watch?v=n0Jim3U8ylE
>American teams would never do sing a lo-

You know that it's shit because you browse there for cringe caps. Go back.

And spamming soijaks is better than a >cusb, >mest, >resd etc.?

>talking about reckers ass
Why would we discuss Recker's ass?

>you browse there
stay mad faggot, there is zero reason to browse that """website"""

You need to go back.

>Talking about a team is worse than spamming wojack and pepe
You're a fucking retard and the reason this place is shit. At least the active teams come and go. We got enteral cancer thanks to reddit.

it is time to go back

Go back ASAP.

Me and my assistant will look into this

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look I don't even use that website

Fuck no I despise them.
Yes talking about a team with just greentext and nothing else is “good”

>Talking about a team

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FWIW: Repeated soijacks originated from the Reddit hive known as /int/, if you want to know which board has it the worst, it's that one. Yea Forums, Yea Forums, and Yea Forums are also full of that shitty normalfag meme

God bless you Inspector

Yea Forums is only on that list because /nba/ and /nfl/ and /int/ faggots.

Newfag, greentexting teams has been around longer than I've been posting here. Soijak is a meme from 2018 and clearly a fucking plague on not just this board, but the entire Internet in general.

>talk about a team /mlb/
>okay!
>*114514 posts with >cusb, >mest, and doggie doos*
>don’t discuss what teams strengths and weaknesses are without going towards saying “they’re bad”
Yeah I’m thinking /mlb/ needs Croatia again

It's light years better than wojack and pepe spam.

If you want to know which threads have the worst reddit infestiation, look at the amount of pepe and wojack spam. The more there is, the worse it is.
Not shockingly the boards that are extreme pro-anime are the ones that haven't fallen.

>they posted mest again

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I think you mean soccer fags.
Look at what all the pepe and wojack spam is coming from right now.
9 threads.

i see you are an man of baloom culture as well

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Why do you have manchildren saved?
Filter brazil and turkey. Immediately threads become better :)

>cusb, >mest, and doggie doos

cusb have a paper thin bullpen
mest offense is still questionable and per NL Least tradition their bullpen sucks
doggie doos are the most complete team but a weak back end of the bullpen

Almost all the shitpost threads are from America right now.

And this is proper at least. But, all three could potentially make it, or we just see LA make it only. What holds me back from saying LA is gonna win it all is really the bullpen, but they are able to pull so many walkoffs out of their asses that it’s insane

>imagine get trigged beacuse your league got BFTO 5-1 by Japan last year even with Japan using not thier best and MLB using almost all players of the all stars in the last 4 years (including 2019)

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>all three could make it
>LA could make it alone
>none of them could make it!
Gripping.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is the reason i try to use trip, i want stay away for the people that want only shitspoting on the threads (i dont bother with some banter but holllly god those guys dont like serious talking)

All those walkoffs are a product of regular season ball. If their bullpen gives up a few runs as often as it has in the regular season they aren't going to be coming back when the manager is going to be putting in the best arm for every stressful inning.

>Cubs have a paper thin bullpen
That's an understatement. We have no closer. Cishek is a coin flip, Strop a walking disaster, Kimbrel can't find the strike zone or throws meatballs, and everyone else lacks the ability to put the game away. I can't remember the last time we had a no drama, 1-2-3 9th.
The only bright spot in the pen is Chatwood and he's a demoted starter.

also the teams that are most likely to beat them are going to be the teams with the best starting rotations since the bullpens will likely be a wash, so if their toughest series will unironically be the mets, nationals, and cubs.

>none
The dodgers are all but LOCKS for the NLW. The only way they’ll miss it is if they lose every game from here on out, which is impossible given their run differential (+210, insane), and their rotation having some of the games best, even when kershaw isn’t the number 1.

The cubs are stellar with their rotation and hitting. You can not deny that they are loaded offensively. However, the bullpen is gonna eat them alive. Kimbrel is not a closer anymore, and he’s been solved too many times now. They SHOULD make it but who knows, maybe they implode again like last season

The Mets are an enigma. Their offense is either showing up, or they go cold. However, they’ve had the injury bug hit them hard. We have yet to even see cespedes or lowrie play for them this season, and they have players like nimmo, smith, cano and mcneil all on the IL. Even with that, their rotation is top 3 in the league and the best in the NL possibly. The bullpen is still shaky with familia and Diaz, but both have started to fix themselves over the past month, even if diaz still gives up home runs way too often. They also have a daunting schedule

Here's another topic.
Anyone find it odd how MLB's media and social media team hype up benches clearing altercations this year.
youtube.com/watch?v=_g_s7a1HS4I

But the moment there are punches thrown, the stuff people want to see, they ignore it?
youtube.com/watch?v=VxyKLsLlAy8

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not mentionating that teams with low playoff chances will put thier secondary players to test ground to next season

You have one bright spot in wick and that's about it. At least you aren't the >mest and traded for what was supposed to be the next best thing (EVEN TOOK CANO'S CONTRACT ON KEK) and he ended up being the biggest bust of the last few years for a reliever. At least it's only health issues as of the moment and none of it is too serious for them.

The dodgers biggest threat of all the wild card contenders is the nationals. If the nationals play them in a division series it's over for them.

Why washington?

they have a really good starting rotation. It'll just end up boiling down to who chokes harder in the 7th/8th/9th

WE

MUST

STICK

TOGETHER

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ok, Harold

the new comedy central

And so do the mets? The only thing that really separates the two is one has offense and a shit bullpen and the other have decent offense and a meh bullpen

see, the nationals are still the better overall team
>so if their toughest series will unironically be the mets, nationals, and cubs.

god i wish that were me

Better overall, but in the playoffs? Historically I don’t trust them at all in any playoff situation

Edgethot looks like she does meth. Fixed

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and you trust the mets? The nationals don't have dusty baker and harper anymore

>Trades
We dodged the mother of all bullets when the Tigers turned down an offer for Michael Fulmer where the Cubs would have given up Jaiver Baez in 2017.
That would have topped the Arrieta trade for the biggest fleecing ever, and we'd be on the bamboozled side.
Wick is nice proof that the Cubs farm can produce a pitcher. Granted he appears to be an exception, and not the rule.

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>you will never be a cute bratty goth girl

I can trust the mets because they have a better postseason track record and can be effective against the dodgers. But, who the fuck knows in a hypothetical series between one of the best potential NL teams ever, and a wild card team
>micheal fulmer
Ah yes, him. Whatever happened to him on the Tigers?

True. They have been able to roll over teams like the marlins and rockies easily, but who knows if it’s sustainable. Maybe we have another 2001 mariners on our hands here

>Goths
Who are the Deckers of MLB?

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cubs fan here... sorry

It wasn't the cubs farm but their pitching facility is supposedly built similarly to the astros facility and that's why he was playing better. Speaking of which, the astros offered alex bregman to the tigers for him too.
injuries for fulmer. The dodgers also benefit from an imploding rockies team who were supposed to be the runner up to that division. The dodgers bullpen is just too weak to be called one of the best potential NL teams ever. Had joe kelly panned out maybe their bullpen wouldn't be as questionable, but seriously I think you're speaking too soon for these guys.

He got Tommy John'd. He's basically fucked.

Theo loves to use the farm as trade pieces rather than anyone who's already in the majors. I think the only player we've seen who was on the team and got traded mid season was Carl Edwards Jr. And he's been a specular flame out and just got but the DL again in San Diego after shitting the bed twice.
At the very least the most high profile trade with Quinanta looks to be win for the Cubs given how good he's become after reworking his curve ball.
Although it does make you wonder what would have happened if the Tigers put Verlander on the market sooner that year, or if he'd be as good with the Cubs as the Astros.

>Dietrich
Cubs knew how to deal with his bullshit and get away with it.

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Nobody likes using the farm anymore. People seem to be becoming more and more hesitant for even players with a couple years of control left.

Miami could be a good team with using their farm, same for the padres and rays

Theo still does. I'm kinda shocked with the crazy good deals he manages to pull though.
Hamels, Kintzler Chavez and Murphy last year. (Kintzier really improved this year and the Cubs let Chavez go before he crashed back down to earth.)
Castellanos this year.
if only his free agent signing could have that much sense.

Yeah if they get another year of development. How is florida's farm anyways? I thought it ended up being a giant disappointment considering that they had stanton, yelich, ozuna, and realmuto to play around with

very hard, at least this year
most teams are safe and almost clinched playoffs specially Yankees, Dodgers and Astros

some are very competitive but i see some teams getting away on lead

>Cubs bullpen talking to opposing batters in the 9th

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he drafts well, and even manages some trades well but his signings are the reason boston was left in shambles a bit afterwards.

>His signings
Cubs have the same problem too, Heyward was never playing to the level he was expected (But everyone gives him a pass because of the game 7 speech) And Darvish, holy shit, last year was painful, but he's looking to be coming to the form he was expected to be.
Theo's been given a hard cap on spending money and he just shuffled it around big to make the Krimbel deal happen, which might be a massive bust too, but given how many relievers are going to be free angets after this year, trying to have someone who is closer material to hold down everything wasn't a bad idea of paper.

Maybe with how shitty the pen is, they won't get good offers in the off season.

Harvey to Cubbies?

Matt Harvey is busted. Game 5 broke that mans soul and his body didn’t adapt at all
One of the best from what I’ve heard. Diaz is supposed to be a good 2nd baseman, yamamoto isn’t a bad starter, and they have sixto in the minors. Again, the fish are still trying to develop, but have good pieces in castro still

In terms of Angel left overs? Cubs went with Lucroy since Contreras decided to die right after we traded our 3rd catch away.

Christ I forgot about Montgomery.
>The Cubs traded away both pitchers who pitched the final inning of game 7 of the World Series this year.
It had to be done, but it still hurts.

>good pieces in castro
He's having the worst year of his career and has one $16 million club option year left on his contract. He's worth a stick of gum.

I mean good as in “oh hey he can still be a player that stays on the roster and doesn’t get traded”. Also I haven’t even followed the marlins well so shrug.

Alright, I've got a big brainer.
SHIELDS to Cubbies?

That’s a downgrade on ANY team

mother of god....!

>MLB network IS STILL shitting on the White Sox over that trade whenever Ferando Tatis Jr. has a good game.
Then again, what GM looks at the pitcher who gives up a home run to Bartolo 'the poster child for why pitchers shouldn't hit' Colon, and go 'We need him'?

Surely a GM that has no job anymore.

it sucks MLB stadiums have some many rules against doing stuff like this.
You can't even throw the ball of an opposing player back to some of them.

there is some stuffs such as have an band or play songs for the players

ballons may be not good but maybe have something similar to make noices can be nice

A lot of stadiums have rules against making noise when the game is being played.
I think the only ones I recall having noise makers are the Rays and Athletics.

As for the Ballons, yeah, Americans would fuck that up somehow or wouldn't clean up after themselves.

Glorious Nihongo-ka's balloon culture

A tradition passed to us from shōgunates long past but never forgotten

youtube.com/watch?v=eAv1GXVJgxo
Let us reflect on the history of this tradition as we craft these traditional balloon horsies

youtube.com/watch?v=w1rJXqHDwkI
>Balloons
>Not the more cost effective Umbrellas

It's fascinating how they always shitpost in 3.
Almost like they're coordinating on some third party chat service...

Dare you besmirch Nihongaka-samasaiken's rich balloon culture?!?!?!

Interesting catch user. Perhaps there are three of them? Where do you think they are coming from?

Remember to assert your alpha dominance on the field /mlb/
youtube.com/watch?v=yL1FLeV4FHA

a coordinated attack...this could be....quite the find... a gold mine....an invasion...

>A lot of stadiums have rules against making noise when the game is being played.

God even fucking NBA makes more noices than MLB, i want hear cherring when i goes to see sports not an fucking funeral

idk why MLB.tv puts stadium sound beacuse when they dont have the musical piano or simiar, it doesnt have nothing just people talking to each other or an deep nervous silence that makes the stadium looks more like an opera house

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youtube.com/watch?v=aJHVlwW2vVk
Add this

>>Not the more cost effective Umbrellas

hey its my favorite team that does it~

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nothing better than Doralala doing backflips after Dragons theme song

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If I ever had a bucket list, it would be to see a Swallows game when they face the Dragons so I could see this live.
youtube.com/watch?v=5l9l6u4Q0JI

I wish you had these sorts of things in American baseball where the mascots had friendships and rivalries.

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>Remember to assert your alpha dominance on the field
>you remember that it happened

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its really fun beacuse they are the best mascots of the league they are very fun and act like mastcots really should to do

They seems to be friends besides those fights sometimes

>Orix makes new mascots in 2011
>Let's have our mascot hate their guts.
I wonder if it was a unilateral decision or it was planned.

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>Your friend messes up preformance
>His squad turns on him
>You run in there and start throwing them to the ground
youtube.com/watch?v=LhzmxG-K4gw

Bubutaro. The Fable Of The Nine Squeaky Winds.

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A true friendship
youtube.com/watch?v=hk7BU2G_fYY

>cusb

Partners in crime
youtube.com/watch?v=1Zs7M2MR1ZA

it was planned, Tsukobarku always does it with his t-shirt cannon lol

lmao Tsukobaku basedly trying safe Drolala

I meant more of the general relationship of deciding to hate Bell and Bull.

>the end
lmao i love those guys

also i hate that i missed this day beacuse they were giving away Tsukoabko pins with his face and Nagoya castle

Haven't you missed every day, based fake ABG?

What was funny is last year, they had the best MLB mascot go to Japan last year and he did a bit with them.
youtube.com/watch?v=_ACJw5gbrwI

a bundle of balloons levatating us up the standings!! no one can stop us!

LA DA DA DA DA DAAADAAAAAA PRESTOOOOOOO PRESTOOOOOOOO

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God I wish America had rich balloon culture. I'm fucking pissed

Doala really is something
youtube.com/watch?v=odfC0fBt4OU

Bonus footage of what happens afterwards
youtube.com/watch?v=KbCELVcL-hs

lmao they did the bridge thing wih Phanatic too lol

I need to go to a game in japan

lmao Doalala bombping the girls and getting slapped afterwards lmao

He was chasing after ladies and had pretty good taste and wasn't going to be denied by Bell.
youtube.com/watch?v=tuDBrEUH4Xg

there is some BGirls stuff on Avex channel

the only thing that i dont like is that Buffaloes make those girls make an new version of the Sky Theme song and it sucked, i still prefer the original from 2005

youtube.com/watch?v=AIwbafgWTtY

Is there a place to get full versions of the songs? It seems like they're all cut off on the Avex channel.

I do agree, the original was better. But I can understand their attempt to give the light to BsG.

so this is what happens when the fun police stfu for a fucking moment, they'll be awake and menstruating over frog pics in a just few hours so live it up weebs

They aren't wrong about pepe being cancer. Deal with it.

Who are the fun police?

:o

knew you were here, hyprocrite

that guy, about whatever he doesn't like

The Inspector has a police force now!
G-d I hope the genny doesn't come under martial law

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Nothing wrong with quality control
Jap baseball posting = good
reddit frog shitposts = bad

no idea, maybe on spotfy or itunes
btw games are going to start in 10 mins

you can watch them on hibox3612.blogspot.com/

I've heard about you asshole. You're a problem. You're on thin ice

Uhm *raises knuckleball* t-the crusade is nice but I don't seven see many frogs around here...

>Buying digital only yuck.
Wish the import market wasn't ass.
I got to get to bed, thanks for the link though.

One last Tsubakuro video.
youtube.com/watch?v=auDBbdcnUVo

INTERESTING

the second you do, you'll be reading the r-word within 5 minutes from you-know-who, what a faglord

Frogposting, well, it's lousy!

let's all just take it easy, we're all friends here

But why why why would I see any anyway? They're uhm... not very fun! I don't think anyway. Especially that "gotcha" pepe with the rainbow wig! How convoluted

yea import stuff is bad and expensife as fuck
i just wish import the baseball games were more easy

agreed with it
sadly some anons only want cause chaos

Post Japanese baseball mascots.

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Very rude

mean!

this isn't necessary, we're all friends here

you know what is kinda funny? 70 years later the one got bombed as fuck in hiroshima was USA

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ABG SHOWS NO MERCY!

There's nothing funny about the slaughter of so many human beings, you fucking monster.

i have no pacience with assholes

i meant that every time they mention the atomic bomb to offend but last year the only bomb what happened was the murdering of major league baseball in japanese soil

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Comparing a kid's game to hundreds of thousands of lost lives only shows you have the black heart of a monster.

yeah bro, sometimes you just have to bury an ahole but I feel like sometimes they feel bad for what they posted :(...i posted that and I feel bad :(

Why is this retarded hue in here celebrating so many women and children burning alive from the inside out in Hiroshima?

We were all having a nice fun time and then the Grim Reaper shows up to make sure we're all miserable.

vocaroo.com/i/s1QkK5jDa16I

i would take those comment serious if we werent on Yea Forums

if you guys want to bait you guys should try harder

also if you guys are so bad with the atomic bomb you guys should apolitigze for creating it on the first place since it was US that caused "many women and children burning alive from the inside out"

I'm so sorry.

just to make clear, I DISAGREE WITH NUCLEAR WEAPONS AND WHO USE IT CAN GO FUCK OFF

we are clear? right, now back to baseball talk

Maybe YOU created it, you monstrosity! Since you love it so much!

who's your favorite NPB team?

Tokyo Yakult, why?

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I like the Coliseum

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you live in oakland, how things are about the new stadium?:

lots of retards out in the suburbs bitching about how they'll have to walk slightly farther from public transit to get to the ballpark, but honestly the location is a lot nicer. There's decent restaurants and stuff to do around for before/after the game. I'm kind of excited for the new park, but the coliseum is still the ballpark I grew up with and it holds a special place in my heart.

i like the Coliseum, if i was the owner i would do an modernization and make it more like baseball like

but it seems that the local gov wants to kill the coliseum

> Game 5 broke that mans soul and his body didn’t adapt at all
Game 5 didn't have shit to do with it. The Mets over used him and turned his elbow and shoulder in to hamburger. Then, Harvey being a douche, decided he'd rather go clubbing than actually work hard and rehab himself.

>This revisionism
Why can't you accept that he just couldn't take the stress of being Batman?

Why can't you accept the fact that the Mets mishandles their entire pitching staff? They have the worst training staff in the league.

To be fair MLB only sends rookies and aging vets who are well past their prime for these games.
I'd like to see an actual all star line up.

>the buffalo bills of los angeles

Imagine living in New York and being a mest fan when the yankees exist it's such a pathetic self cuck

Excuses excuses.

they sent some expenrienced players but japan also didnt thier best

i heared that MLB would be letting some players go play on olympics but i dont know sure of it

>“Dude just root for the better team lmao!”
Fuck off.

You're not even Japanese you fraud so why do you care

>le NPB is better than MLB meme
why do weebs insist on this

Have you tried to watch the NPB user?

This was one of the best baseball broadcast ever.

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MLB is better in money
but in terms of local popularity they are the same

They got BTFO 9-2 though?

Best broadcast crew is SNY

AND IT'S OUTTA HERE

Let's play guess the announcer

starting off with an intermediate difficulty
>IT IS HIGH, IT IS FAR, IT IIIIS GONE!

Sorry I don't know your shit commentators' names

they need to shoot tmac into the moon. also, the food schtick is sad and embarrassing and obviously conjured up by a jewish producer.

Obviously that yaks fag Michael Kay. how was that intermediate?

the players have vowed to go on strike next season and there is nothing you can do about it.

>some sport

It would funny if they did.
>You mean all those years we kept selling out amateur players coming into the league didn't pay off for us in the end?

No it's like I said, he got tired of the responsibilities of being Batman you fucking dunce. Ask yourself, could you be Batman? Idiot.

What stream do you use to watch Major League Baseball, /mlb/?

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Would be hilarious to see this fuck over the yaks.

That's a weird way of saying Len and JD.

I usually use lazyman, if they're ded than I use bila.

local cable stream for my team plus mlb.tv for other teams

For me? It’s the Atlanta Braves.

I need a favor. Anyone with A’s anime images pls share with me. Thanks

astros desu

I will never understand the Yankees fans who hate Stanton but love Clint Frazier. What's the appeal?

yankee fan (((bias)))

>Yankees
>fans

GO GO /mlb/!

How do i get into baseball? My dad and little brother love it. I like it and love going to live games. Any tips?

>I like it and love going to live games. Any tips?
Go to more games then, silly. When you can't, watch on tv or listen on the radio. (Radio baseball is based, don't underrate it until you've tried following a few games.)