/heem/ - August McGregor Edition

Felt bad for this dude getting boo'd by all the Anaslime spics.

Brock just cares about getting paid and Dana won't pay him enough so he'll never fight again

Is a fraud and should be deported. Also his fathers prison sentence should be extended

That could be you, user, if you ate clean and believed in Jesus Our Lord and Savior

These are words you are reading. They could be typed by anyone. What you don’t know and cannot confirm is the sprawling network of hard muscles lying behind these words. It’s not immediately discernible but be very sure, they’re there. Muscles that would send you to sleep if you dared to enter my guard, even for a split second. So think of this as a public service announcement that you should be thankful we never meet and that you should cuddle your loved ones a little tighter next time you see them, as you never know, we might one day.

Fedor is the biggest can crusher in MMA history.

>People had DC up 2 rounds
Thanks for reminding me that almost nobody here understands how fights work. Now I know why judges get things wrong.

Kebab

Spain ruined this kids life

That would be Canbeeb.

could patrício freire beat conor?

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Dc was winning the fight until he lost

Reminder: pretending to like dillon danis isnt funny

Both Freire brothers are chinlets

No disagreement there

Canbeeb cant crush cans he just lays on top of them for 5 rounds

Deep breaths, kid.

then what is Chandler

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Conor "The Notorious" McGregor.

This fraud is actually lobbying to fight Leon Edwards next, can’t take him seriously. Boring shitty champion

cringe

I can’t believe woodly just gave up against him. He seemed uninspired

Bruce Leeroy still in the game

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Source?

Is Kimbo-Dada on your list

What’s he like, that boy? A right chancer. A scoundrel in fact. Up to mischief all the blumin time so he is.

African blacks > American blacks

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He has a contract to fight Colby and he won’t sign it. At least people are starting to see through his bullshit. Comments are calling him out for his ducking

WW deserves and needs a black champion.
An intimidating, challenging black adonis like woodley was. Same with HW

Although true Marty knows Nothing besides America. He moved here when he was a baby

cuck

I hate this guy and his fucking schtick.
Listen to this whole fucking interview, ZERO accent.
Listen to others, or in the ring, and he fakes a nigerian accent. Annoying as shit.

Usman is already the champion

Who else is going?

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rory will return

Can’t expect literal cucks to know shit about mma

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i like how people still dont like the look of the ufc belt

I'll never like that shit, the old belt was the best

Usman is a white negro. I am looking forward to a looker, an explosive ko artist, a striker with swag.
Someone to uplift the black youth, who isn’t afraid to call out dana wh*te’s racist antics

It's going to look like shit regardless, it's way too blingy

Lol Stipe's LARPing as a Croatian is one of the most boomer fly over things I've seen in a while

Cause you're a loser that feeds off negativity

Joe Duffy

youtube.com/watch?v=fczdPUU15P8

doesn't fake an accent at least.

Beautiful

Nah I don't have that one

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/64193921/#q64194523

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How do you fake a Croatian accent?

He’s a fucking piece of shit. Acts like his whole life was a struggle when he’s lived in America for near his whole life. Him faking his accent and wearing African robes to pressers is by far the cringeworthy shtick in UFC.

Was this kino or cringe?

youtube.com/watch?v=v67XN4PRJtA

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94037886/#q94038365

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good post

You got worked

reddit
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only

Mods, get this man his flair.

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"Fat Saudi Style Sheikh Shit Only"
Dustinullah al-Almas bin Bhourier

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He's just a fan of international Croatian sports. Like how Italians autistically pull for Italy in the world cup

"Is Dana White?" Said Nurmagomedov.

belts are outdated and a throwback to the boxing era, the NuUFC should give their champs a cape and scepter

To follow up, it should be noted that Croatia's riviting PK win of Russia on July 7th, 2018 probably got Stipe worked into a shoot before his fight with Daniel Cormier later that night. Likely one of the reasons he got Knocked out.

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any hardcore khabob fans out there with favorite bouts that showcase his style

I've only seen a couple incuding vs conor and it's pretty boring, or is this just Sambo at its best?

Can someone explain the "Instagram thots get shit on their chests by rich oil arabs" mem to me? I know that theres instances where they get contacted and bring on to take a vacation with them (and obviously get fucked) but why the shit-on-chest stuff?

>BIG TROUBLE
>OHHHH HE STUNG HIM
>HE'S HURT

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Khabib is unflushable

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>HE'S GOING FOR THE KIMBORA

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/65690409/#q65691204

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A game made a website where he catfished thots on IG and asked them if they were okay with doing wildly degenerate things such as being shit on, pissed on, etc. iirc the guy was a legit native of Dubai and had some money, but he was doing it to fuck with all these vapid thots

An arab made*

What's the most Kino mma moment that isn't a KO/sub? For me it's when Fedor checked Cro Crop's leg kick in the opening moments and you just knew shit was real

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Is he supposed to be happy? If you were good buddies with DC you'd be sad too. I'm actually impressed that Anik was able to be a professional and convey excitement as his colleague was getting battered against the cage, all Joe and Dom could do was say "oh no!"

TEEM!

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i wouldnt be friends with dc because hes a fag LMAO

Imagine if Paulo is really natty and heavily against banned substances

Chael is the GOAT. GSP is a huge get you won't see Puke Thomas or any other non-ESPN/UFC personality with this level of get.

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Imagine if Jon is really natty and heavily agains banned substances

fuck off reddit

Imagine if dc is really fatty and heavily against deiting to a division matching his frame

Luke had Jon Jones
youtu.be/MDaJYxxTgK0

>meme

Imagine all
the people
getting heemed
at once
ooooh ooooh
ooh oooh ooh

Like a typical slav accent?

>undeafeted at heavyweight

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20 days until diarrheabib

>Putting the natty GOAT on the same level as Jon "Bones" Jones

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Did rush bust in his pants or is he crying?

Kevin Lee is the only person in the world who can beat Khabib at 155. I hope he is the alternate in abu dabi instead of sperguson

>two ppvs have passed and we still havent added a body to this image

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Who's the most blacksplosive non-black fighter?

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Truly a great fighter

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Kevin Lee is already flushed at 26

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has the light weight division every been weaker than it is now

what an absolute madman

do we know when is he fighting again

Elias Theodorou? Jej... si, I knew him once... a long time ago

new thread

Lee is only flushed at Welterweight where he shouldn't be anyway but moved there due to shitty UFC politics. He was robbed by Iaquinta and was winning the sperguson fight until he got caught in a triangle.

there's always BKFC

The Johnny Walker of WW, this guy is a beast

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> The Johnny Walker of WW, this guy is a beast

What's up, bro? I am also a major butthead!

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>Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)01:39:09 No.94894172▶
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> ooh oooh ooh
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>Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)01:40:02 No.94894181▶
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>Anonymous 08/20/19(Tue)01:42:54 No.94894208▶

spammy add me on steam let's play sometime

Post ur heemfu

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what is steam

NSFW sorry

So is Alexander and he fought much tougher opponents

hes fighting in the cowboy vs gaethje card in vancouver

elite footwork

>"people" of color

video game platform

streamable.com/v6reg

Who won the story?

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>why yes, I do think UFC rules are better than Pride rules, how could you tell?

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For me, it's Rachel

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who wins
anthony SHOWTIME pettis or darren THE GORILLA till?

stipe "homer simpson" miocic

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Also TJ chose Chael for his first and only interview since popping. Chael is beloved by all.

How on earth would a fossilised usada'd brock Lesnar beat Jon Jones

>USADA
>

Leon Shahbazyan vs. Philip Rowe
Marcos Brigagao vs. Jamal Pogues
Desmond Torres vs. Steve Garcia
Micol di Segni vs. Mallory Martin
Ricky Steele vs. Phil Caracappa

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>tfw you are richer than Mike Perry

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This man moves like an anaconda!

*wins*

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Ok what about the fact he's old as fuck

Khabib
Askren
Horiguchi
Severn
Minowa man
Cyborg
MVP
Lombard
Barao
Mighty Mouse
Fulton
Sherk

Many such cases, Sad!

>Mighty Mouse

sure I'm just saying that the roid argument is a little silly at this point

Just rewatched Costa vs Romero, how does anyone score round 2 for Romero? First 2,5 minutes domination by Costa, last 2,5 mins Romero jabbing and front kicking while occasionally Costa landing the harder hits. Unless you're a faggot and somehow value last second takedown over everything.

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if it was so silly fighters wouldn't get popped all the time

Based

Not his fault that his division was awful but he's a can crusher. Lost to the only two good fighters he ever faced in Cruz and Cejudo, as well as Brad fucking Pickett.

Lads Whitaker is giving that fan with the megaphone at the presser a free ticket for his fight

Not fighters who bring big money.

Did you not see him stick his tongue out that is the new meta to win fights

I really fucking hate Khabib fuckkkkkkkkkkk

romero took costa down in Round 2

Romero always start to get more aggressive in the later parts of the rounds. That's why a lot of people give him rounds. It's always "wow Yoel almost finished him" effect

>USADA approved

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dillashaw

Us
Spectators
Ask for
Delicious
Açaí

Nattybowl was great, the UFC could reverse their dwindling viewership by ending the USADA partnership. (amongst many other issues)

>a guy who can't fight in the clinch vs a muay thai guy

you tell me

Nice she's like 6 weight classes below whooping that she boon.

That's a bit over the top to be posting on this website.

>dabs on him hard
>shows mercy to his gadooshed husk
based as fuck

orange shirt is a can, had his back and didn't capitalize at all. Ref should have stood it up.

croatian diaspora in the US are very tight-knit, insular communities. even in milwaukee, certain blocks of the city are 100% croat or serb, they have their own community centers, restaurants, soccer clubs, etc.

When will Dana announce MSG fights ? We're only 8 weeks away the lads need fight camps

Croatians don't consider him Croatian.

Oh wait I'm a math retard its 12 weeks

he's champ again,so he's Croatian again

>that was clean t herb
is there a worse ref? I'd rather have cecil peoples reffing my fight than herb

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lmao nigger there's a picture of him cheezing next to the croatian president with the belt. i'm sure there's plenty of croatians who find stipe favorable.

Even when he was champ they didn't consider him Croatian. It's like Tyson Fury claiming to be Irish, or Cain thinking he's Mexican.

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they literally do

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Cain was cheered and adored by Mexicans, as is Andy Ruiz.

Only Ireland are hardcore civnats who hate co-ethnics born in America.

What would you do if you poured a man a glass of whisky and he refused it?

>DC
>having known to have top tier fight IQ
>gets left hook repeatedly
>doesn't change any thing
>gets KTFO

He either was too gassed out to adapt or his fat ass didn't feel shit due to adrenaline, but his body caved in anyways. How did this happen he was supposed to win and fight Jones and overcome the demon and retire as the GOAT.

It's not fucking fair the good guys supposed to win.

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sock him right in temple. Taking that sort of disrespect off of some nobody is beta.

the cunt. Giv'em a propa laft I would

Based!!! +gold

He saw a closed fist and was on the wrong side to catch the thumb poke

if dc stipe 3 somehow happens stipe should be allowed to wear nba goggles

but if you do right by one they will be like a dog. very loyal and generous. i know one who owns a machine shop here in cleveland. i've helped him out of a jam several times and he's always popping into my office offering to treat me to lunch at the croation lodge here in town.

>First 2,5 minutes domination by Costa
didn't even land anything until half a minute in, then after he blew his load with the blitz his output almost completely dropped followed by 3 minutes of Costa walking into straights and whiffing head shots

but did you see him stick his tongue out though? that should be worth some points bro

>he's always popping into my office offering to treat me to lunch

Sounds like someone's in love.

Based. Bet the farm on Bobby "The Bi-Racial Angel" Knuckles.

very true cleveland bro, hope he's treating you to the good sljivo

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No chance no way I won't say it, no no
It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love

how often do fighters, other then jones, get away with eye pokes? its kind of bizarre how it was an obvious part of dcs game plan vs stipe

>muh dc was wining 3-0 until he lost!!
nope, second round was close thanks to dc poking stipes eyes and stipe won the third, in the fourth dc displayed his fight iq of a potato and got knocked out

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Herb "Blacks > Whites" Dean

costa got back up immediately

Stipe literally gave DC the first 2 rounds you fucking moron.

>they didnt realize it was a fluke

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Literally under suspension for being too fat.

Ladd's bantamweight licencee was suspended by California State Athletic Commission after gaining 18 percent of her weight between weigh-ins and fight day against Germaine de Randamie at UFC on ESPN+ 13. “Extensive medical documentation” is needed to clear suspension.

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*gadooshes your entire legacy into oblivion*

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OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO ME LADDIES!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT ME PROPER TWELVE!!!!!!! THE TASTE OF IT!!!!! ME GOLDEN SWILL!!! ME POTATO NECTAR!!! WHAT HAVE YE DONE, FEWLS!!!!! FEWLS THE LOT OF YEH!!!!! NO NO NO STOP NOT ME PRIDE OF DUBLIN ME CHERISHED LEPRECHAUN PISS!!! NOT ME LUCKY CHARMS MATE, PLEASE I BEG YEH!!!!!!! STOP STOP PLEASE THE TASTE OF IT YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY IT!!!!!!!! OHHHHHHHH LAWDIE HELP ME GOOD GRACES, HELP ME SAINT JUNIPER, I CANT I JUST CANT WATCH!!!!!!

>kek
>dublinlive.ie/news/dublin-news/irish-pub-staff-florida-pour-16773712

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How are they going to sell Ngannou/Stipe II? Ngannu whole thing is the quiet confidence thing like "You will sleep" but Stipe embarrassed him for 25 minutes

lowlife scum

into the pisser with yeh

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>18%

Swift justice that she was too lazy to train properly and just tried to be the biggest cutbabby only to be flushed by the first punch.

*pulls hood up over head and slouches in seat*

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typical of the irish to waste away their riches

Platinum Mike Perry.

how is Proper 12 anyways?

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Unironically pretty good for the price range.

>I see Stiffness in the Elderly Division

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Watch the first round again I guess that was pretty close

DC vs Stipe two was a worse performance from both fighters than DC vs Stipe one. Did they flush each other?

DC lost on purpose for the trilogy. Same thing Nate Diaz did against Conor.

It honestly tastes like piss. It belongs in the shitter.

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the first round is where Ngannou shines

she just won't fight in california, other commissions aren't gay and don't care

then why is she showing up to figure out a weight loss plan lmao

"Since then ngannou has been on a TEAR, Heeming the entire division in less than a round "

because she lost embarrassingly and is looking to improve

Chael is favored by fighters over Luke simply because he was a fighter himself, Luke is probably dorky as hell to most fighters

Khabib was only suspended by the NSAC, yet still didnt fight for a year

>he knocked out Curtis Blaydes again, this is a different animal

I just want to roll with her, and maybe hold her hand.

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all alcohol tastes like piss
the popularity of this stuff is an insane meme

>t. Only eats chicken tendies and drinks slushies

>t. dead taste bud addict

>t. Conditioned to only like food loaded in sugar due to modern processed diet

The king of the Conor McGregor bandwagon fanboy club just admitted defeat and despair. All the defenders of this nonce look like absolute fools now, and they know it. I honestly feel bad for the hardcore fans who have had to endure this 3 years long rollercoaster of absolute embarassment and shame.

>youtu.be/ZBD46hbwjyc

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You're wrong, red wine and sake tastes good. All hard alcohol, however, is terrible.

>couple of redneck hicks in weirdoland usa pour down the God’s Nectar

>c-conor BTFO!!!

Lives rent free in your domes yeah?

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kek'd hard

the influx of former fanboys jumping off the sinking Conor ship is honestly depressing and no fun

I prefer when they defended the retard to no end and continue to build him up so he can be embarassed on the grand stage, who am I supposed to laugh at now?

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Stop speech-larping burger

They’ll honor Californias ruling. That’s almost always what they do. She’d have to fight in Japan or some bumfuck country for them not to follow through

>Dan Henderson will develop severe brain damage in your lifetime

Based.

Why are you SO shook?

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Colby

we need Conor vs Nate III already so he can tap again and the trifecta of embarassment will be complete.

there has been no greater disappointment for this sport, he literally has surpassed jon jones in scumdom.

How can I pass up boying Conor at this point? So many have bailed that I stand to earn massive seethes on the dead cat bounce.

You know punches are for real when a black dude starts turning red.

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The Romans used to even heavily dilute wine with water.

I hated Conor up until the Khabib fight when he started to trigger muzzies, now he's my 2nd-place boy, only behind Ryan Hall

once dustin flushes khabib conor is back in the game

and lead lmao

I'd ask him when he got off parole and drink it

>WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! YOU CANT HIT LE OLD MAN, CONOR!! YOU CANT PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE FOR BEING A DISRESPECTFUL DOUCHE!! I USED TO BE A FAN BUT THIS CROSSED THE LINE!!

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I'm sure roman wine was shit compared to the cheapest bottle you could buy at the super market today

lol good to have some resident retards to defend their brain damaged king who is no longer capable of impulse control. Chris Benoit when?

>lol good to have some resident retards to defend their brain damaged king who is no longer capable of impulse control. Chris Benoit when?

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or maybe alcohol is a forced meme

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I will never stop laughing at him.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=uTn4nx1tAHA

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Dana White's New Show: Whoop Conor's Ass!
Conor McGregor ties his hands behind his back as random drunks try to make contact with flailing off-balance blows. Glancing shots score 1 point, significant strikes score 2 and and the lucky drunk that rings him up gets signed and fed to Khabib to pad his record

People just love DC I love that the narrative around the fight last weekend is "DC lost but he's still a better hw" he's pathetic.

In the first Jones fight he squeezed out 1 round. People pretend that it's close. In the second Jones fight "he was dominating the fight until he got finished" I remember it as Jones toying with him and attacking his legs at will until conditioning him to get ko'd but what do I know?

Someone has to boy McNuggets or else its no fun mocking him

Listen, I tried to extend an olive branch. Why won't you take, brother from down under?

Stipe isn't good. DC wins the 3rd fight (he's not good either).

Conor is legitimately the king of basedboys at this point.

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Stream for DWCS?

The opposite is true. They're both good and Stipe wins fight three.

I never thought I’d ever say this. But after watching the Forrest Griffin breakdown of Khabib-Conor on /heem/ earlier, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was WAY more competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of Khabib on the ground. His cardio has increased and held up tenfold. Conor not only won the third round against Khabib, but he won the wrestling of the fight, and he was winning most of the standup, but most importantly he won the story of the fight. Conor McGregor won the fight against Khabib Nurmagomedov that night. And he will win the war.

Conor beats Khabib in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the planet. Point. Blank. Period.

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it's on tomorrow

I fucking love these

Mohajed and Maurice Spears keep my interest in MMA fresh

The hardcore Conor aren't showing up in force anymore but I still comment like it's 2015/2016 on youtube videos. It's guaranteed (you's) and pretty funny

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And like a good subject, you’ll bow to your King, bum. He’s the King of Everything!

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My dream outcome? Izzy gets flushed by rob yoel and costa and dies inside that cage.

oh yeah

I'm 6'4", 350lbs man. Beating on Conor would be like beating up a woman or small child. It would be uncouth.

>I fucking love these

>Mohajed and Maurice Spears keep my interest in MMA fresh

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>Same thing Nate Diaz did against Conor.
Unironically this.

no takedowns no clinching, I got Conor by repeated footsweeps in the first, you're done sit down NEXT

You can’t even beat that fat limp dick of yous if ya could even find it, chump. You ain’t beatin the Don in nuttin

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>FIGHTER PUNCH MAN, PUNCH BAD! IRISH MAN BAD!

>He was beating the shit out of Khabib on the ground.

Oh fersure B, hes a munster

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Who gives a fuck, abo faggot.

Man, I didn't know that DC had a fight coming up. Can't believe my nigga lost.

I don't know. The Irish midget got dropped by a wrestler like a sack of, well, potatoes.

I'm sure my chin will hold up at least as good as that 100 year old man.

Goober is done in 2.

It's okay. He won the story

where the fuck is her ass?

You missed Woodley

All landing on the gloves. What a douche.

LOL

he's so short

abos are obsessed with alcohol, you abo faggot.

I thought they were obsessed with petrol and sleeping on roads.

youtu.be/slSBqsyI6qg

Patron is based

Hes dropping bombs son

Yeah Conors gloves are taking a beating

Is signing up for BJJ gonna make me not want to kill myself?

Throw a dollie at him

>a sack of, well, potatoes.
it was more like a bag of flour, he can't even get dropped like an Irish"man"

>slapping a woman inappropriately at a strip club
This is not even possible. Whores aren't human.

Maybe

Unironically maybe

so were lawler's and all the colby fans seem to think he landed all those strikes, he missed 85%

he just did a even more incessant jackson wink spamming of volume. impressive athletically sure, but not much of a fight

i hope this time next year this image is kino af

based and maybepilled, I suppose it's worth a try.

streamable.com/t3esh
Watch from 1:05 on
>send y'all niggaz down, both of y'all sum bitches, you cant fuck wit me

You'll be able to add Khabib soon.

no. but it might make you gay

More of a display of dominance really, but blocked shots still do damage in Mma

Either way Khabib won the striking as well as every other aspect of that fight including the story

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they are still around though, so many of them are constantly on /heem/
literally don't stop, before the fight they were posting the same shit they are now

Oh yeah he dominated those gloves so good

Here’s a REAL punch, kid.

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Yes because Dustbin is known as a power striker loooool

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>0 damage
b-but no one can take me leff

Canpeed Turdcockjerkoff has never beaten a fighter that wasn't flushed or out of their prime. Dustin is going to starch him.

>Conors shots blocked by his own gloves

Lmao what a cazzie. He wont do any damage with those gloves in the way!

You sober faggots are the ones obsessing about something they don't like, faggot.

>tha nigga dancing in front of the action
based, nice heems too. good on the niggers showing some humanity and not following up on them

*inhales deeply*

>Aug 3rd 2019

Steve-o is still alive.

>Implying $100 million dollar training camp endless resources Mayweather sharpened Conor wasn't the pinaccle of prime

But yeah hes a beaten and tired jobber now though. Khabib beat him so badly he aged 10 years.

He cant even KO a 100 year old man with a free shot lel.

this poster displays a lack of the high level analysis that one requires to critically asses the story of the fight.

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Drunks and drunkenness infest public and private spaces. It's not something one can reasonably ignore.

How did he win the story? In what ways?

He didnt. He eyepoked and cheated again but this time he got what was coming to him.

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That's not inherent to alcohol, that's degenerates not being able to enjoy reasonable amounts privately. Same with weed, keep it to yourself and don't act like a douchebag.

Jeannie needs to take better care of her skin

He broke that old fart rat fuck’s life in half.

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It looks like a cheap power rangers belt

Old man gonna make millions kek

my opinion of a fighter has never been flushed harder. fake good guy cheating nigger, i shouls have never doubted jon and the bones brit

Why didn't he wrestlefuck Stipe?

Khapedo was SHOOK by every punch. Conor had a broken foot, didn’t care, didnt have a Proper camp. And still won most of the fight playing Khabeastiality’s own game

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Ch

I pour whiskey with my right hand and sucker punch seniors with my left

Glad this dirty nigger got flushed. Watch him scurry down to LHW if Jones gets into legal trouble again.

punished broke conor soon

He did round one then decided to prove a point because he is extremely arrogant

>Khutbib Seizuregomedov couldn't finish

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How much did the ref he slapped at Bellator make? Exactly.

I give it a 2/10. Keep trying lad. You'll get good at it one day

Not a sucker punch if he had it coming

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he gassed out, and even when he was doing so in the first he landed maybe 1 good clean shot

You don’t give shit. You’re a bum. You’re a virgin. You’re nothing. You’ll get good at something other than fiddling your twig to shemales. Probably not. Back of the line.

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He won every round until the knockout wtf

no he didnt judges gave the third to stipe

If Jon Jones would get off his ass and start distilling whiskey like a real man then him and Johny Walker and Conor McGregor could have a Whiskey-Off

I was talking about when he took Stipe down retard, I also think DC won every round

nah he needs to make his own brand of coke.
>Take the Coco Jones Challenge. How many lines can you do?

He did in the first and even carried Stipe but couldnt do any damage and just laid and prayed until Stipe got up, and afterwards DC looked gassed, so I assume DC avoided the chain wrestling until he got a second wind but that never came. In the 4th Stipe hit him with a barrage of liver shots that gassed DC completely and made him drop his hands, in which Stipe lit him up and ended it.

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DC won Round 1 dominantly
Round 2 was pretty even with favor to DC
Round 3 was pretty even with favor to Stipe
Round 4 was pretty even, until it wasn't

You're right except about round 4, which Stipe was winning from the first body shot

Been a while since I was so happy about someone getting gadooshed and flushed. Wish Herb let Stipe tee off for another couple seconds

DC is going to be pissing blood for weeks. Its so obvious really, DC has almost no abdominal muscle. He should probably retire now that he has been exposed.

round 4 would have been undoubtedly stipe's

Stipe with a rested chin is an absolute monster.

No he's not he was fighting like shit for the first three rounds. They both looked worse in that fight than they have in the past.

That DC was nothing compared to the one that fought Jones the second time. That Stipe was nothing compared to the one that fought Francis

>Sea-level Cain
>Rested-chin Stipe
who ya got?

I have to get my impacted wisdom teeth out and I am very scared

Do you guys ever get scared? ):

what did dana mean by acting the way he's acting in this photograph?

Never

>wot te FOCK did you say about my whiskey cunt?

>Had a concrete plan to retire at 40
>Perfect opportunity to walk away on a high note, on a long winning streak, as the p4p #1 Double Champ
>Had to be arrogant and drank his own koolaid
>Now has to retire in shame, defeated

Just Desserts

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>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE DON'T BOO ME

I was a DC fan before this fight but his eye pokes and disrespect of his coaches (who were 100% right) made me realize he's an arrogant douche

DC literally walks though everybody my man including Anderson Silva, give stipe a break

Sober Connor McGregor

Anderson would've heemed him if he was actually trying

DC CLEARLY won Rounds 1 and 2. Round 3 was closer, but DC still was better enough to win the round in the eyes of any non-casual.

costa is talking alot of shit calling romero a dirty fighter saying it wasn't a low blow knee, was it a low blow or not?

Same, he also stood in front of the most successful HW in UFC history and kept his hands down. He's delusional.

The guy is a moron for failing to adjust to the body shot after 18 landed, no excuse for that. I'll give Cormier some recognition for being the champ where he was severely undersized, if he wasn't obese he'd naturally be anywhere from LW to MW

I give him respect enough for keeping his word and granting Stipe a shot at redemption.

Lets be honest though he took the "I may be the greatest mixed martial artist ever" shit too far. Putting himself on the MMA Mt. Rushmore with GSP and Silva. Cmon.

Four scattered defenses against jobbers doesnt even put you in top 10 talks. If he spent his entire career at Heavyweight maybe, if he started younger maybe, but this man waved a flag of fraudulence. You are nowhere near being the GOAT, young man.

no

I like Min Halloway. fuck you, /heem/.

Point fighting scores are irrelevent the minute you are finished. This goes to Gooby retards also.

yes roidmero is a piece of shit

Romero cheats any chance he can get away with it, that knee I don't know though I'm 50/50 on it

Pax Smalloway has never beaten anyone good in their prime.

DC and Yoel fans, how are you all holding up? I for one have retreated into the woods for a while so I can forget about Cormier leaving his goddamn hands down

Whittaker literally said he trained under the assumption Romero would cheat lol

I don't care, I just like him.

209
209
209
209
209
209

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Didn't look like a low blow to me tbqh and Poel already has a track record with the Kennedy fight

>DC and Yoel fans
those are on reddit, you should join them

Where did he say that?
I checked his IG and twitter and and I saw nothing related.

it wasn't. they angle from the right hand side showed it hitting the body.

as flushed as Gooby is, he is still easily in the discussion as the featherweight GOAT

>b-but muh cutbabby
name another man at 145 cleaning out that division like he did and making champs look like chumps

ariels show

Just went to my doctor and we ended up chatting about MMA. He was a DC fan. Are us DC fans simply smarter than the rest?

if MayMac never happened, would Khabib be champion right now?

Conor > Max > Aldo. Conor is still the lineal champ

Yep, Goob is a fraud. His ground game is cm punk level

HW GOATS
1. Stipe
2. Werdum
3. Fedor
4. Cain
5. DC

Volkanovisky would destroy conor

Yoel fan here. I'm fine this shit always happens.

*HISH*

*HISH*

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>Retiring with your last fight being Derrick Lewis.
Him calling himself a P4P great would of been empty. Sure he came up short, but he didn't pussy out of an exciting fight and was winning until he lost. Everyone has lost in MMA, even Jones lost due to cheating too blatantly. The fact that he fought stiff competition till he got KO'd makes him better in my eyes.

I agree, not sure about Cain but I'll take it

haha good bait friend I like what you did with Werdum (:

>he smacked my pussy
kek

He's definitely in the goat discussion, but Max is catching up to him since he beat Baldo twice and actually has title defenses.

Aldo was in his prime and ate Maxs famous shits in the streets of Rio

Title defenses are the golden currency in which we judge GOATs, and Conor has 0. 0 title defenses in two reigns.

I can't put him above Aldo despite the win.
I can't put him above Max Holloway.

You aren't a King simply for overtaking a castle in the night, briefly occupying it and fleeing. You are a marauder. You are Theon Greyjoy.

You must take that castle, tear down its banners and recreate it in your image. Defend it and sanctify your reign.

Conor failed to do so and at this point the Aldo win may as well have been a fluke, never to be repeated.

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>Conor punches an old man in the head in April.
>Jon punches a young woman in the cunt in April.

April fools.

Kaboom would get fukt by gsp. UFC is protecting him from both gsp and ferg

But doctors are literally low IQ. Any monkey could be a doctor, all they do is memorize stuff.

>lime
>fag confirmed

You aren't a King simply for overtaking a castle in the night, briefly occupying it and fleeing. You are a marauder. You are Theon Greyjoy.

You must take that castle, tear down its banners and recreate it in your image. Defend it and sanctify your reign.

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Khabib should've been Champion after defeating Eddie at 205 when the contract was signed. He would've had at least 4 title defenses by now if that division wasn't held hostage for 2 years.

BASED AND REDPILLED

T.mudshit

You’re forgetting the goat T.Ferg

I agree with this list but swap DC and Cain.

Khabitch loses to Eddie and wouldn’t have beat a single contender. He’d be back in the prelims schlumming it and grinding out decisions against the Tibaus and Pat Healys of the world (bums)

Just because you're not as smart as a mathematician or a physicist doesn't mean you aren't smart. Cope

Couture is a bonafide LHW, but he does hold 6 title wins in HW, 3 reigns and 3 defenses.

That should be enough to put him on there somewhere.

Jones is a fag so don’t get me wrong, but DC is owned by 2 men. One of which he will never beat, the other completely trashed his legacy, and made his hw belt look like a complete fluke

>made his hw win look like a fluke by tossing him around for almost 3 rounds
oh for sure

how does one make their way into the UFC? Surely there's plenty of talent out there that would absolutely demolish the """""""champs"""""""" we have now

But again there is no thinking involved in being a doctor, they simply memorize bunch of shit which most of they end up forgetting and have to Google. People that view it as a prestigious position are brainlets.

Based af

Physicist
Smart
Found the jew

dumb post

Brendan “I have a MMA podcast, but I don’t watch any of the fights” Schaub

Getting sent to the shadow realm
Again
>P4P goat
Wew laddie

Cope. Only hard science and niche professions are more high IQ

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Based chicanon

Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would offer a shot to a man before throwing a punch at him?

>believing in the pharamjew

luis j gomez > big jay

I'm not saying that smart people dont choose to become doctors, I am saying that the role of being a doctor does not involve any thinking which is correct. Any idiot could be a doctor it's all memorizing stuff without thinking. Sorry if I am offending you btw I mean no offense.

>the other completely trashed his legacy, and made his hw belt look like a complete fluke
Not really, DC was dominating the first 2 rounds pretty decisively and was probably up on the 3rd round. He lost, but that doesn't take away from his original win against Stipe or his performance in the second fight being enough to beat him before Stipe made his body shot adjustment. Stipe is the most defending champ at HW, so him pulling off a comeback in RD 4 isn't making DC retroactively seem like a Bisping.

I saw Dana White in Vegas once, he was sitting at some shithole in the MGM and I screamed "THANKS FOR WOMEN'S MMA DANA" real loud like twenty feet from him, he said, and I quote
>Go fuck yourself
haha gotcha motherfucker

>If I post the soiboi picture it means I'm right

This sad nigger implying he's smart enough to be a doctor.

>dominated 2 Rounds
Good thing it’s a 5 round fight.
Cope harder Daniel

Also bisping>dc
Dc is makes Jon likeable

Not an argument

Damn this documentary made me hate Schaub
vimeo.com/352604749

Jon Jones eyepoked his way to a championship and multiple defences. The 12-6 rule is bullshit. DC did the same and tried to keep it going. Didnt work.

Cormier can and should fuck off.

Any monkey could be a doctor, it is not hard to memorize books. Autists memorize pi digits into thousands does not make them smart.

Didn’t happen

>Dc is makes

Based Frequency is getting fucked over bad by (((Rogaine))).

Shahbazyan
Brigagao
Steve
Martin
Ricky

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what's your profession then?

>decision making is memorizing stuff
Unless you're picturing some nigger doctor in the Congo dressing wounds or some shit, can anyone really be stupid enough to hold this opinion? You trolling?

I'm a doctor

The book was fantastic as well.

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prove it

He lost to jones 2x was never actually lhw champ, vacates immediately out of fear once daddy comes back.
Gets lucky as fuck at hw, defends belt against the only fatter retard employed in professional sports, ktfo. Now his only option left is to lose to Jon again.
>goat
Dude his career is sad.
Dc’s promo
>this loss is going stick with him his whole career
Can’t say he didn’t call it

I diagnose you as a fag

I rest my case

Sorry I forgot Spics don’t speak English well enough to make a basic inference

They are thought what to do in situations lmao how daft are you.

imagine being such a blatant cheating NIGGER and eyepoking again after so much was made of it in the first fight, not by the kosher POOFC media but by the fans of course

One of the more believable stories I've read here

This is how I saw the Yoel Costa fight too.

Stipe should have said something about it
In the 2nd fight he got all dramatic afterwards waiting for the ref and almost got heemed because of it.

>Stipe should have said something about it

Herb probably wouldn't have understood him and would have ignored him either way.

I told you all she was white and you all called me retarded.

remember when dana said he would never put wmma in the ufc

Can you really not understand him?
I have no fucking idea what Darren till says but I can understand stipe

remember when dana said anything true

Chrissy Blair

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that was why I screamed it, it was after Ronda got smashed but before Nunes was queen, dark times for wmma

Terrence Crawford on Rogan today

youtube.com/watch?v=eKUf_nL28Pc&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=jwzHlbTj5SCDG1um:6

ironic that it took a women like cyborg to expose him

Stipe garbles words, he rushes through the middle of sentences. In an active fight, it would just sound like slurry. Darren Till, on the other hand, is crystal clear.

Lorenzo's cum bucket

I stopped watching when the creator started defending the shill Callen like a virtue signaling soiboi. Now I like Schaub more than ever.

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eye pokes are legal

He definitely slurs but he still sounds huwhite

Till on the other hand. Oi, oooga booga nigga krunk, fookin cunt

Soi frequency

Well meuhsoigue udhgfiogsduge FUCK YEAH ohdfohw hell of a fight sndiughe ugfiugw CROATIA FUCK jwiohfw ohweofhwiuh MOTHER FUCK ewfw JOE ROGAN

Excuse me, but all the racism I've been seeing recently on this board is quite frankly disgusting. It simply sickens me that such attitudes can persist in this day and age.

Itchy Urethra

based

This but irnonicaly

>that snot flying out of fatmiers nose after stipe gadooshes him

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that guy from naruto?

Last round Stipe starts knocking ropes of blood out his mouth.

Go home spic

Jon BTFO

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1163648454222143488

not really, literal reddit tier response from dillon

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No-one gives a fuck about Danis.

picograms per octagon should be on the tale of the tape

hater detected

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What's up heem? What are you doing tonight?

And people wonder why manlets don't draw

this is just sad, fuck

based

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Someone does.

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Cejudo would unironically gas Paulo out and submit him in a 5 round fight

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It wasn't a low blow. Romero flopped.

this poster is a manlet

Based.

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She looks like she fucks blacks

cejudo is so JUSTED

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Cute :3

A curse upon the houses of Dillashaw and Moraes for leaving us at this manlet's mercy

Watched a good chunk of this. Basically confirms that Brendan sucks at speaking and isn't super funny. We knew this. I'll still watch his videos because I'm interested in what he has to say sometimes, and when he goes on Rogan it's a good MMA episode. That guy or way too much effort into shitting on a guy who isn't that bad compared to some YouTubers

This guy must be from a super liberal part of Dagestan

>That guy or way too much effort into shitting on a guy who isn't that bad compared to some YouTubers

His youtube career is based on making documentaries so in depth that celebrities (who are all narcissists) notice and mention his work. The Brendan Shaub thing was intended to get a nod on the Joe Rogan podcast, Rogan's company shit-canning it was a spectacular backfire.

Schaub is a personification of all that is wrong with this country and deserves to be mocked.

Based? How did they get it shut down off of YouTube? I've seen way worse

what are you talmbout cazzie? he's a half Armenian/half spic amerimutt

whats the manlet cutoff?

your height

>that quick reply
you're a loser LMAO

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Any company can get shit taken off youtube by spamming copyright infringement complaints. Youtube is highly biased towards the person making the complaint and has a long review period. If you act in bad faith, you can get perfectly legal media shut down forever by carefully timing your cease and desists.

your manlet rage is clouding your mind

youtu.be/AmNw5D1TZVo

New Schlob. Fight talk at 10:00

>l-luck!!!
Jon got lucky his entire competition has been middleweights (one of which he lost to) and has USADA giving him a free pass to roid. Your life is sad, m8

>im retarded but its your fault!!
Classic

>getting mad because a fighter beats who he is supposed to beat
wew

Yeah except no one actually cares and the dude wasted a month of his life just to beg for welfare on patreon.

tanks

Except he doesn’t. See his last fight. Nobody takes Jon Jones seriously as a fighter. His legacy is crashing into pregnant women, being a cokehead, eyepoking, decisioning middleweight cans, and literally juicing his balls off to the point where his dick dont work. This is the only place where I see such dad replacement worship

He got mentioned a bunch of times on the Jim and Sam show, because he made documentories about them. The problem is that Jim and Sam are on fucking radio, and their numbers aren't anywhere close to the views he'd get without getting a nod from them.

i'm not making the thread

I got a thread for you right here bud
*knits you a hat*

Who? What?

all false

it's already made

Maybe in your little incel brain

Jim Norton is one of the comics that came out of the same New York circle that Rogan did. He also does a MMA podcast with Matt Serra, that no-one mentions ever.

Soi frequency poster

Not even sure what your point is other than beige knighting some nobody loser

people would mention the podcast more if they didn't nuke it off Youtube completely

Christ you are a sad little bitch.

I was answering a question.

too many three syllable words for you

What are the chances Khabib upsets Poirier to get his first career top 10 victory?

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retires no champ

damn that guys trying one special move after another. bout to hit a BREAKER

lel. that wasw annoying as fuck.