/hoc/

off-season /hoc/ > playoff /hoc/ > regular season /hoc/

Four posts in and gay followed by scat. Inam beginning to wonder if hockey truely is for everyone.

why not blame the one who is responsible?
blaming some rando cause he makes you mad is a total zoomer thing to do

you forgot the worst one of all. WC /hoc/.
I don't remember if it was last WC when /hoc/ got flooded by latvians who were all major cunts. The one guy who still posts from time to time is alright.

What if Marner hasn't signed because the Leafs can't afford him?

thinking about playing cave explorer

t. has no idea how this shit works

frick the dicks (formerly chuck's)

>mitch marner is the one who will present mikko rantanen with a contract
fucking dumbass

thinking about benis again

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Marner's signing will set the benchmark for RFA values for a couple years. Garuantee you Rantenen's agent is waiting to see how much Bitch Marner asks for before finalizing a deal with Colorado.

>RFAs are waiting for marner to set the market
>Toronto still has 0$ (0$) to get the deal done

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excuses for sakic's inability to make a deal

Bitch Harmer desu

pretty sure they can go a certain % above the cap until october 3rd

THE FAIRY FUCKING GODMOTHER SAID IT

You say that as if this has never happened before

for me it's Autism Trashews

Tick tock, Wonder boy

I agree with this post
>tfw corkscrew vagania

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>Laine 2x8
>Connor 3x6
>jets trade perrault to a team looking for depth
>jets offersheet rantanen
Tell me how this doesn't work out for at least 2 Stanley Cups then just figure out the rest later

got one of these for my ~10th birthday or so

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aho is signed

because its canada and the game is rigged against us. we are too powerful

SO true.

can you holster revolvers and walk around like a cowboy in Yuma? that would be pretty sweet

>its all the laffs fault >my team hasnt signed their big RFA
coping mechanics hard at work

>Arizona gun laws operate at the state level and are very permissive. They allow any person who is at least 18 years old to open carry, and 21 years old or over to conceal carry a firearm without a permit.

Don't remember there being that many unsigned rfas that late in the summer.

Tick tock wonderboy.

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Arizona sounds cool. I hope your team stays in the state if they end up moving from Glendale

Are there any big UFAs next year except for Taylor Hall?

>ducks
>even thinking about considering the possibility of imagining sniffing the faint afterglow of the playoffs wet farts

Honorary Snowbelt Yotes for me lads

going to bed now

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I heard something about how the reason behind it being that players want short term contracts because ESPN is making an NHL deal and in a few years the cap will raise by a lot. Players don't want to get locked down on a big 8 year deal right now when they could get paid way more in a few years

Mikael Granlund

He was offer sheeted you dumb fuck

later Binland

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>we think they're endearing because they're bad!

>I heard something about how the reason behind it being that

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and?

next season is the final year of nicklas backstroms contract but i doubt he leaves

Based duckposter

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Backström, RHN, Barrie, Hoffman, Vatanen...

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I swear the sentence made sense in my brain when I thought it

And that means the relocanes had to either sign him or lose him. That isn't the case with Rantanen right now.

So what you're saying is someone should offer sheet Rantanen.

>arizona

This one took me a second

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i can't do it anymore. this is goodbye /hoc/

going to the jim

BREAKING: new Seattle NHL logo leaked

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imagine living around people that look like that. awful grim really

Seattle Ogopogos

>in other leagues when players aren't coming up from amateur leagues, teams will alter their formations
>NHL teams still insists on having 3 ful pairs of defense mans
Even basketball shows more creativity

seattle tossed salads and scrambled eggs

Hello, it's me

jim's house of pancakes?

Hello binland, do anything naughty today?

Damn that takes me back to grade school

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night finn

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Jason Pominville
Marc Methot
Thomas Vanek
Ben Lovejoy
David Schlemko

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why isnt it montreal's fault that they never offer sheeted ranta and gave sakic an easy way out?

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hes too big for their team of manlets

Frankenipples

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They sheeted Point before Aho too, poor beef, denied.

ayo this bitch got them frankenstein titties you heard

why would you take a screenshot of a picture you retard.
Do you not see that big download button?

Too easy

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How about you actually refute my points and debate me instead of just downvoting and running away you coward?

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what year are you from?

>those tabs
Finland...

Le unclosed tabs meme

where is your shannon tab?

>yotsuba b
patrician

>he doesn't use tomorrow threme

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>giving yourself unnecessary eye strain
based edgelord

doing gods work

based retard

kerbal space program 2

*disable f.lux for an hour*

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id post the white paper, but you'll just ignore it and reply with your own anecdotal evidence of the contrary

thank you for saving us both time.

based bracket

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I would draw an image of this but I cba at this time of the night so I'll just post this from an older thread instead

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>tfw noone ever got the finnish flash joke

Reminder the day if the rake is this season

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fun fact:
the ducks have never beaten the kings in a bo7 series and the last (and only) time they met the kings went on to win the stanley cup

Haha stuck in traffic from an accident

Based. Doing rendezvous and docking things in space was pretty cool in KSP, but the planets were uninteresting, and exploring/settling them felt unrewarding. Could be cool.

for me it's moonbase alpha

>based bracket

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Funner fact: the ducks have more cups per year than the kangz and won it for california first
>sidenote: comparing a singular series as an entirety is also dumb

oh HELL yes

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Play with your wiener

It's not going to get finished tonight, just so you know.

sure but the ducks were the first to win a cup in the LA area despite being like 50 years younger of a franchise

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

how did you know the guy has got a dog with him?

Also, why are wiener dogs called wiener dogs?

its especially sad when they had a slightly off prime gretzky and still couldnt win
>kongs

There is a 27 year difference between the two clubs, fren.
Kings formed in 1966
Ducks formed in 1993
1993-1966=27
Still better but dont give >us more credit other than what >we deserve.

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aeiou

that's alright user, I'm just stoked you're making it!!

which means this statement will only remain true if the cucks win a second cup in the next 27 years

still pretty funny that the expansion 6 team with all the OG clout got BTFO'd by the young Disney team starring Teemu Selänne

the kongs first season was 67

1966-67 was the year of the expansion IIRC

thats a cute duck rabbit

All these "space games" are built on the small hat lie that humans can get through the van allen belt without melting like cheese in a microwave oven.

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no that was the last year of o6

Even if they dont, the ducks still did it first so still
>kongs
the only time things get problematic is if el gay wins another cup before the ducks get their 2nd. That being said with the state of the 2 teams I see anaheim winning before LA easily. They are simply the better managed team.

personally, I'm more of van halen kind of guy
youtube.com/watch?v=sI7XiJgt0vY

And some of you niggers claim we never talk hockey

>10 players over 30 who COULD have point drops this year

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hell yea I love honkeys

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youtube.com/watch?v=Rcxfqqc2UYo

/hoc/ is consistently the most on topic general

br*cketfaggot has never made a single hockey related post. Fact

Ah of course, that was the year the leafs last won

that's hard to say. I think the Kings could retool and be a playoff team again pretty easily. Quick, Doughty, and Kopitar are all getting older now but they aren't far removed from their 2014 form (the team overall is).

Man, that's a weird coincidence.

How do you stop piss stains? My dick don't work so good

business idea: piss stain stopper

clothes pin

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Stop sounding so much

>1967
>the Kings invented
>exist over half a century
>win 2 cups
>all in that time the Maple Leafs have not won a single Stanley Cup

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you might want to see a doctor. 1 in 5 men suffer from prostate cancer and difficulty controlling your bladder is one of the most common early signs.

I would say even if they retool they're too old. At best they would be the ducks of last year. Their best move would be to follow the ducks example and start cutting off the slow old guys and become a young team. But i have no idea what their prospect pool is like atm. Ducks actually have a decent team coming up from San Diego and will have their coach still working with them.
@94893591
Hockey

That's not sounding

It's long enough that I usually just tuck it under my balls but still. The smell

youtube.com/watch?v=fvXxAAkNNzo

he doesn't trip every post

hard work

he should trip ever

tonight's the night that we got the truck
we goin downtown gonna beat up drunks

youtube.com/watch?v=P0zNhd91xTI

Not familiar

Ducks fan I assume?

As an electrician with 2 jobs I resent that

I don't know about either team's prospect situation but you're right about the Ducks' roster being a lot younger. I think the Kings are the oldest team in the NHL at the moment

>2 jobs
>still out of work for half the year because muh unions

>union babies replying to my based posts
Hockey is for neets

Perry not playing as a duck next season feels strange. He's been the face of the ducks for ages now. I wonder how much longer Getzlaf is going to hold out

hockey is for the working class. get a job hippy

only 44 days 8 hours and 41 minutes until hokkei

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I thought you were a knife salesman

not anymore it isnt. these kids nowadays are pampered divas from well off familys.

how the fuck are you supposed to trust anyone when they can just get plastic surgery and go from a 4 to a 7

believe it or not there are two horrible ducks tripfags

>trusting any woman
>ever
user, i...

I don't think so. there's prospects that look tough as nails.

>7

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¡Ay, caramba!

Did you hear that she is basically unemployable after only doing porn for 3 months and making only $12,000?

alright maybe a 6½ on a good day. That's still fairly attractive.

what the fuck is with those disgusting eyebrows

She can't just work for snortnoy and get paid in free barstool gold?

dios mio

She was so young and ready to become a doctor

women should be at home anyways

Gave that up like 2.5 years ago. It was just a hold over job while between the navy and the union. They're is another trip poster who still does it tho. I think we actually worked in the same division but I never met him. KnifeDuck
I cant stop getting work thanks to trump. Theres about 30 unfilled calls still waiting on electricians.
I give getz 3 more years tops.

He might be the dumbest person alive.

apparnetly they found a moped with explosives covered in spikes outside a police headquarter in linköping, sweden

ha ha
gosh darn new Swedes at it again...

When is he going to do his "Top ten anal" pornstars list, like he promised? Or he could do an EDP style top 500 pornstars of all time.

good

hot hoT hOT HOT AF

what if everything he says is true and he's actually the smartest alive

>basically unemployable
she can always do the whole "premium snapchat" thing and just milk thirsty losers for money

im sure if you offered enough money to him on his discord he'd make that video for you

That sounds like something that he would actually say in response, only calmer than he would say it.

Mia is Queen

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mia is probably the offspring of some /cric/ shitskin
>absolutely disgusting

Does anyone have her reaction to when the Capitals got eliminated by the Hurricanes this year?
I wanna see it.

She wasnt hot
Her tits are weird
Her porn was "meh" at best
The only thing she did worth a damn was the hijab bj and even that was still boring AF just like she is.
She is your typical whore looking for the easiest dollar with the brain of a chihuahua.

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man why did one of you cunts have to remind me about classic in the previous general. Having some serious thoughts about rolling a female orc ele shaman (resto in raids)

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That puck needs soap and water asap

her cappies still have a cup

but she's such a likable whore

Orc lock is the only real mans choice

right but shaman is the non-edgy version of warlock.
Only 12 year olds play locks (especially undead ones, orcs are semi-acceptable)
besides I'm a big fan of dat burst

only cups from this year count unless said cup is part of a recurring set of cups

He's a funny guy, and clearly fairly intelligent. Something happened to him though. Probably stressed out after people started coming after his livelihood or something. Started obsessing over all kinds of meme patterns and became a ranting wacko, burning bridges with everyone. Just hope his family is safe desu.

Just drop that mana tide totem already

sORRY m8 im 30/0/21

forgot the (you)

just kicked off the /hoc/ minecraft server, message me if you want an invite

thoughts?

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ok, lets see it

Based kitty konfidence

Wow I'm glad Bob is going to magically solve all of Florida's problems. Stralman too!

>who is Joel Quenneville

Except she isnt.
She is very boring and unlikable.
That's what happens when you do what you hate for the money though. Only true sluts who actually enjoy casual sex should do porn. Not girls desperate for that easy dollar. That's how you end up with shit porn and a bunch of quitters crying you abused them.

>"the panthers/yotes are looking pretty good this year" - every offseason for the past decade

Coaching is key, but this is florida

>"quoting something like this"

>Passive aggressively replying

>["don't tell people what to do"]

>quoting someone

>Being Finnish

>

>mad at fins

.>

>""

>

.

>.

...

Was thinking about contributing with some high quality posts, but I see /hoc/ is doing fine by itself

Maybe I'll post about hockey

The panthers are in the Atlantic. They’ll be lucky to get a playoff berth if the leafs blots and bruins all aren’t on top of their game. Not to mention the habs and sabres wanting to improve greatly. Florida better PRAY that 70 million dollar contract for bobrovsky works well for them, or they will be eating it until his end

Arizona is a situation of the islanders but with less scoring. They are a pure defensive team and need their goalies to play well. Kessel for galchenyuk is okay, but they need keller to step his game up massively. They also have the benefit of a shitty pacific, so they have a better chance than, say, the panthers

hoc stop being so dumb >.>

▲
▲ ▲

seattle >

I think binlan SUCKS

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nice

Bobby bitchboy Flay getting BTFO by some 5th graders

What position do you play as, Norge? I'm a forward usually but I've been subbing as a defenseman a lot this summer

Literally who?

Turns out >my team is doing a whiteout game early in the season. >We don't have any history of this like Arizona or Winnipeg, we're just doing it.

How should I feel about this?

cringe

He's a food star

Send a letter saying a white is not inclusive enough and threaten to contact the local news station. Hockey is for everyone and you shouldn't let bigots "whiteout" a game.

Fear, anger, disgust, sadness, joy, disgust, surprise, trust, anticipation

I've only played casual hockey with some hockey boys growing up. I believe my role was a glorified ragdoll they could practice tackles on. Played floorball for a while though. Left attacker for the most part!

Feel deez nuts about it

You guys are all silly Willie's

>

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oh man I'm mad fucking hyped, having watched this guys videos
youtube.com/user/Vesha4ever/videos
is anyone rolling on the EU servers? if so, which one?

fuck off bracket you fucking cunt, play wow with me

>year Our Lord 2019
>still playing wow

>playing wow
I didnt even play it when it was """cool""". Doubly so with rude finns.
I'll be in the wildy pking with my dragon armor if you need me

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They're doing it again this year. Looks like this is just a thing now.
Hope Hartford learns to love it.

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I actually do play osrs from time to time too

Brayden Schenn and Alex Pietrangelo from your recent Champs as well. Schenn is not as big of a deal as Alex but many teams will desire both, I hope the notes keep both but someone is going too have too move if they want a raise which I'm sure each of them will.

I don’t play online games but I do play table top games

Who /axis&allies/ here

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have a version my older brother had in the 80s I’ve kept it rules all shit

Haha weed amirite XDD

>table top games
Warhammer?

I can't actually play hockey nor can I skate

>nor can I skate
its piss easy, go do it know

Skating is easy, the hard part is to stop skating!

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>know
I am stupid

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Tbh if you can figure out roller blading you can figure out ice skating. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a try hard faggot

When I'm famous I promise to make an *le epik* refernecesesss to /hoc/, yafeelme?

Nothing that autistic with painting but I go to the game store once a month and get something. I just got the board game version of This War of Mine and it’s really really good

Story time.
>was excited about classic wow
>realized, I used to suck at it
>all the faggots coming back are coming back because they've memorized all the dumb shit about it that made it shit for everyone except their little clique of min-maxing cocklords
And now, thing I was kind of looking forward to to burn time before first pick drop, is ruined by my own endless ability to shit on everything. The end.

Im just going to grind to 60 and wpvp for fun maybe try for rank 10

Woah. Now this is epic.

REAL /hoc/ posters play [sp]Rocket League[/sp]
youtube.com/watch?v=j7gxlo11aVo

Is wow going to be free I ain’t paying for that shit mang

fuck WoW someone with league of faggots with me

Nope. Blizztivision put a big fat buttplug in that funpipe with classic wow also

>league of faggots with me
Ew

i only play turn based vidya

finally installing Apex just because I wanna play as the cute French girl

(((hands rubbing in the distance)))

play witcher 1. been enjoying the hell out of that game

Gay

seems a bit gay lad remember Christ is watching

I don't wanna BE her, I'm not delusional.
I just want to listen to her talk with her cute voice right in my ear while I run around shooting people.

Hockey.

>playing as a girl just to watch the butt jiggle
This is why we're
>best general
Take notes.

It's first-person, silly.

been thinking of playing the 2nd one. I've finished the main story of the 3rd one and I own the 2nd game from some shitty sale

Oh. That's totes gay dude.

desu 1>3>2. 2 is fun but easily the worst one

where are we playing, hockey Yea Forumsros?

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>being sexually attracted to cartoons and graphics

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pusy

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Don't listen to this blithering retard 2 is fantastic and even better than 3 in a lot of ways. But you'll need to replay it to get the most out of it.

It's 95% the voice.

ANIME BASED IMAGE BOARD WHERE HALF THE BOARDS ARE PORN

>not being attracted to the female form
Hello faggot

>girl messaged me on okcupid asking if i wanted to get some drinks
>i went to school with her older sister
>shes married
>profile says she is in an open relationship

what do bros?

Shun the thot.
Remain pure for marriage.

Unzip dick

would've liked 2 a lot more if the roche route wasn't boring. the iorveth path was a lot more fun with more fun characters

it could mean you have some easy win there
or
it could mean you have suck her husband off too
>glhf

This guy gets it

1 month till preseason "games" get streamed on team's shitty websites #CAN'T WAIT

maybe it's just me, but I'm not a fan of fucking people outside of a relationship. Especially not one where the other party is married. I'm not even religious but it just feels wrong

what does this have to do with hockey

The opposite of where the streamers are playing and pvp is a must

new white jersey reveal tomorrow, fellow caniacs (and Sam)

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if we're being honest i haven't watched pre-season games in years. not a fan of low effort low level hockey, even more so when the effort is lower than usual because nobody wants to get injured. it's like a summer league but only shitters try because they want a chance to make the team however low it is

disavow weebs

what does this entire thread have to do with hockey

The first 3 letters of it are in the subject

all I know is shazzaz is supposed to be overcrowded as fuck and that other one is full of . I'm not really sure which one to pick between. Perhaps I'll go with the "newly opened" realm? I juts hope it wont be empty

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Liking the female form does not a weeb make

wow who is this very handsome finn that looks like a swede?

What's with all of the goddamn twink zoomers looking like they're wearing make-up?

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shut the fuck up yoda

You, no

They need to drop the rp pvp world and make it pvp. More than one rp server is retarded

bad thred

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Do NOT reply to tripfags you newfag CUNTS

be the change you want to see

be the change you want to see

I only reply to anonymous users

Isn't bracket a total incel, heard he kept going off about killing people or whatever

But we like this one

@94895364
might've bought it if it was any flag other than *that* one

gonna go OUTSIDE and catch some SUN. hopefully i'll see some qt's with a nice butt and nice legs. bonus if they have nice feet

No, no we do not.

Big fan of hockey and DnB

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is Jim Benning depressed?

Now THIS is the post
Based fren

Did you know I have the ability top look into the distant future??
>It's true..

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what would his walkout theme be?

@94895406
>implying I would have anything against a relocation
don't care if they stay or relocate, will still (most likely) keep supporting this group of faggots

same.
youtu.be/i6ebjyKfCoo
youtu.be/CX4UFb_LlU4
youtu.be/eV8Lz8RDqTo

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What are your favorite Westerns /hoc/

wtf I was supposed to hate you, but you're actually linking decent mewsick?!?
Pretty much anything by hospital records is good. Big fan of Goldie too, mostly cause he's the godfather of DnB

The Homofag Gay Ballad of Randy and bracketnigger

that's some ridiculously nice looking armor, lad
how time you put in for that set?
which game? I think I may have played this

music is a wonderful thing anyway. Hospital is always a good place for dnb, but their quality hasnt been the best since makotos last album. Unglued at least is fun

Run! Escape! before it consumes your soul

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Ogopogo

Yes, hockey..
>take the tablets, Tiger..

Cadborosaurus

yes

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>run
>escape
>Runescape
Well played finland

take you mother fucking perversions elsewhere

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Snuffaluffagus

btw, all the BBC radio 1 essential mixes are great
youtube.com/watch?v=YKlzjrWJvwU
youtube.com/watch?v=aq3OtxPP1tU
youtube.com/watch?v=4wL2o5mICTM
youtube.com/watch?v=ia1diPnNBgU

Is that a new Finnish prospect?

I'd like to see the Canes/Hartford juncture, see what it looks like
They may decide to do that with alot of teams, Phoenix to Houston, both LA teams when the seats sales get light, to...um... wherever..
>Ducks to Milwaukee
Where would you put the Kings for a second city? Portland, OR?

sounds fun, I'm anxious to see it, hope it succeeds

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KILL a finn on your way to work tomorrow

youtube.com/watch?v=dBmvElD_0Ow

Canadian Rock edition

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RIP

BBC was always at least good with their dnb. I miss grooverider though since he was at least a magician when it came to mixes. rene lavice just sucks

Press F, ladies

The more you say it, the less I want to do it

it's sort of blends into the background noise of the off season.. doesn't it?

f

youtube.com/watch?v=nv64JhpGWAs
if anyone wants to listen to the godfather of DnB, this is pretty much it

He's becoming the new cringe comfy poster
Actually, it's probably the same guy

>lower case
Explain your primary malfunction to me in detail

why do edibles always sneak up and kick you in the head

Miss dianes voice deeply. She had so much soul for this song, especially in inner city life

>you live in a timeline where finland exists

fuck this shit

Takes longer to enter your bloodstream

shant kill any finlands

How to eat edibles
>eat 1
>wait 5 minutes
>feel nothing?
>eat another
>repeat until you feel it

VERY based post

how to post on /hoc/
>dont reply to smelly obese beaner tripcucks

>rhymes with hockey

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I'm way too high for this shit man

@94895672
1/4
Lurk moar

You can always opt out

yeah but theres no gradual incline. you might get a small buzz but the high comes on very suddenly.
i find it best to take them on a mostly empty stomach. eat something light like a piece of toast and take the edible. then have dinner about 2 hours later when the peak is near.

Reminder:

Cup Contenders
>My team

Lottery favourites
>your team

THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS ARE THE OFFICIAL TEAM OF CANADA

theres a really stinky nigger on the bus right now

Actually sounds like a really solid plan.
Is for if your goal is to get as high as possible

you mean taking the finnish way out?

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>my teams prospects
>all hidden gems

>your teams prospects
>all busts

Facts

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more canadians hate the leafs than like them by a lot

sock it to me

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sockeye isnt even the most badass of the salmon. that would be the king salmon

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yEAH DUDE BUT WHY DO THEY CALL IT A FINNISH LINE THINK ABOUT THOSE BENISES

somebody last thread promised that the thread after this one was going to be a shannon edition. im counting on it.

>my dick
>cost a late night fee

>your dick
>got the HIV

Top right desu

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Seattle Skidaddles
>it's simple, gentlemen

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Shan't

fart

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Kokanee tastes the best

seattle shannons

It really should be the Seattle SeaDawgs

it starts with Sea and so does the city's name. that's why i think it works

seattle nordiques

ive got the next one ready

seattle sasquatch

Don't listen to that guy it's my time to shine

seattle seamen

Seattle elttaeS

Seattle Snow

Seattle lattes

The Seattle ICE Raids

Seattle See at-le

*cups your best players balls and offer sheets him*
What the fuck are you going to do about it, anglo?

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Seattle Gritties

seattle gabens

Seattle Gelatto

Seattle seamen

Seattle Settlers

i have several /hoc/ generals loaded up in a hopper of 8 tabs open, safe to say I got it covered lads.

le Seattle Seats

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FROG. DUDES.

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seattle supersonics

did someone say cupping balls?
>a rare power twink appears

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seattle twinks

Seattle Fuck The French

Seattle Schizos

Seattle Shitlords
Seattle Slants
Seattle Skanks
Seattle SJWS
Seattle Uppity Negros

seattle all quebec are faggots

Seattle semen slurpers

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Seattle Cranes

I'm a Charles Bronson over the phone, deep and dead sexy
I'll make ya cum with the sound my voice

>hockey

seattle :D

Seattle Seamen

Say what you want about seattle, but at least they wont embarass the league with this attendance.

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Seattle im sorry jenny please come backs

Seattle Canucks
heh heh see what I did there

/athletes/

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Vancouver Millionaires
just thought of

seattle just kidding quebec you're alright mate

That was 30 min pregame

well just sixty more shitpost lads
>dig in

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>rags

I'm going to post like 10 threads it's gonna be so frickin hilarious XD

I'll NEVER get to post my new thread now

Seattle suck it QCs

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seattles

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HA! ohh it never gets old. It's crazy, eh?

No it wasn't

lets get this bad boy to 500 fellas

Lads an albino chuck just asked me if I wanted to get some drinks with her. She looks weird, but she's kinda hot. Wat do?

hit it and quit it

Henrique... It's Over!!!

>chuck
Should be chick. I hate phoneposting.

What race of albino

make it kinky and dangerous, fuck her outside on a sunny day

I would just to see what an albino butt hole looks like

White

We may hit 500 replies in 6 hours, preseason fervor?

Go for it but careful I hear chuck gets a little handsy

SHANT be posting in any thread linked before >500

464

is it bad if i unrionically like blacked/blackedraw videos?

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Nice fuck up

468

yikeseroni

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seattle c@s

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472

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for me, it's the Chucklefuck Chucks
>

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>tfw no grease bf

ebin simply ebin

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480

Seattle Boat Paddles

483

the more things change, the more they stay the same

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You realize that was Sean right?

Seattle Ass Paddles

Except for this particular phrase
>seriously, I think Plato may have said this Socrates or someone else

still trying to cope

Seattle Boyfriends

awim away awim away awim away awim away awim away awim away awim away

seriously, I eat ass

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grim

>rags

oh no...

>grease

Why is /hoc/ so active tonight?

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>implying this evening is any different from any other hour of off season
step aside or try to keep up lad

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still the same 60 chads as usual

>pongs

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Neu