/heem/ - Paulo Costa Edition

What ufc fights you lads want to see?

I watched it on YouTube last night Yoel arguably won all 3 rounds unironically.

I invented kuffar posting

Ngannou would be better, guaranteed to get heemed in the 1st round

Post all those losing parlays boys.

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He looks like Jean Claude Van Damme 2.0

You invented incelship

What is it with Nate? People literally just forget to leg kick him, it's like a superpower. They always go in with the gameplan to heem his legs then forget about it when they see how easy of a target his head is

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He did get knocked out in the first and he kinda pushed costa, not real ko
Also costa looked way bigger
Did anyone else notice that?

>Was talking about moving to 155 to fight Pettis earlier
>now wants to move down and fight a guy who can make 125

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connor nate trilogy, jones cormer trilogy in hw,

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t. Goatfucker

i unironically picked Daniel Cormier
Anthony Pettis
Yoel Romero
Ian Heinisch

>he gets meaning of his life from forcing dumb memes on an anime imageboard
Yowie wowie!

I sold the rights to the post to spammy, I'm tired of getting banned desu

>betting 400euro on dc
Hahahahahaha
What is wrong with brainlets

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Costa Round 1, 2nd toss up - Costa won the first 2 minutes and then Romero took over, Round 3 - Romero

I think the fact that Romero ended round 2 strong is what is causing people to say he won the round. Close fight could have gone either way, no robbery.

god i cant wait to add kebab on there

Anime and MMA go hand in hand.

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absolute flushKINO

You'd be surprised at the kinds of donations /heem/ posters love making to bookies.

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>fight at 185
>Natty paulo comes in fight night at 214
Seems legit, definitely not a weight bully or anything.

Anime is for losers

>aspen ladd was 18 percent over
lol

Costa won 4 minutes of round 2, Romero was just backing up and sticking his tongue out and then he shot a desperate takedown in the last 10 seconds.

add me to the list, i made a very generous donation of 100 bucks on dc and yoelito

Cutbabbies are a BEAST

Ishallah my brudda don't listen to dis bullshit guy I wrestle bears brudda

>He did get knocked out in the first and he kinda pushed costa, not real ko
maybe, I think it was a knock down

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Natty Paulo could be a triple champ if he wanted

Whittaker has a higher fight IQ than Jones and would be just as dominant if he had the same reach advantage over his opponents

Mods this sperg is ban evading.

Imagine being so insecure that you think that watching a TV show has any impact on your success, or that your success would be impacted by others' perception of you for watching it

I think only one person won from doing the muggy parlays. Most people (99%) either got all 3 fight results wrong or 1/3

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>Defending his incel habits on the sports board
Grow up manchild

He did look bigger, also gassed very fast
Thats how i saw it
First borra, second close but still borra, despite the tkd, 3rd def romero
Great fight, we deserve more natty fighters like this

If only one state does this it'll just create a mess like with the grounded fighter definition

Jéssica Andrade (c) vs. Weili Zhang
Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos vs. Li Jingliang
Da Un Jung vs. TBD
Kenan Song vs. Derrick Krantz
Movsar Evloev vs. Mike Grundy
Damir Ismagulov vs. Thiago Moises
Kai Kara-France vs. Mark De La Rosa
Karolline Rosa Cavedo vs. Lara Fritzen Procopio
Mudaerji Su vs. Andre Soukhamthath
Anthony Hernandez vs. Jun Yong Park

Just rematched Cat simulating Nunes's death. Sucks she's gone bros.

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mike on ariel's show
his nose is still swollen and healing obviously but you can tell it's permanently a lot flatter now
plus there's a dent in there

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*wins

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Parlays are never not mug bets

>we deserve more natty fighters like this
They both gassed out hard in round 3 despite having all those muscles.

yoel won or it was a draw any other scored is stupid

Slow down shoved costa slipping

looks pretty good desu

which series is ur favorite

Why did he ruin his face with face tattoos? I was actually an unironic fan of him at UFC 202. 3 years later and it looks like he's aged 10 years.

You just made that up lol there's no reason to believe that especially since Jon is known for having a high fight iq. Not to mention Wonderboy heemed Shittaker.

>whats wrong with ur nose ariel
HAHAHAHAHAHAH PERRYNIS HILARIOUS

you're on a japanese stone collecting website kid

That was the point I was trying to make. It's better to just bet on individual plays and if it wins, bet the winnings on the next play, parlays actually rob you of money.

I got all three right but I got greedy and went for all three by KO instead of just to win
Fuck Yoel and his unheemable head

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just his african DNA

Why the fuck did dc cut to 236 pounds?

kek based Perry

Well the dude is pure muscle, easy to lose and gain water weight

Rewatched*

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>please validate my manchild habits
Nah kid

Stay seething mandrama incel. Jon lost to a middleweight spammy

that's some real degen level gambling

He was 246 lbs in the first fight. He should have stayed that heavy 2bh. Those extra 10 lbs were effective.

just imagine going onto dana white's show and doing this
Steve Garcia tipped the scales at 139.5 for a bantamweight bout and will forfeit 35 percent of his purse to Desmond Torres.

parlay bets are good if you only combine free money bet plus one a bit risky one which you're sure about

>left: Mr. Steal Yo Girl
>right: Mr. Just Tried To Steal Yo Girl

Parlays are NEVER good lol. Just bet on individual fighters hahaha...low key 99% of people who did a parlay on saturday LOST, I only saw one German who won.

>he's acting high and mighty on Yea Forums
lmao

>He's trying to validate anime on the sports board

It was a great fight, of course they gassed when they swung like crazy, costa had a crazy pace and romero stepped up after recovering from th first

Compare it to the chess match between woodley and thompson lmao

He was 246 in the cage last saturday. Cali commision released his incage weight

Parlays are for fucking retards no exceptions

What was his in-cage weight last year? Probably 260.

because all three fights were pickem fights, you can do a parlay where it's one pickem fight with good odds combined with some like 1.2-1.4 bets

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>got his shit pushed in by canson tibau
>could only dryhump cans like trujillo and healy to decision
>couldnt even finish a chinlet and cardiolet in bumbozo
>ducked tony because owwwie my ribs! :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie my tiramisu tummy fatass :(
>ducked tony again because owwwie conor hurt my feelings by calling me a goatfucking pedophile :(
>ducks tony again because owwiee he hurt my feewings ;(
>biggest win is a coked up semi retired featherweight cardiolet with a broken foot who won 3 rounds off him
>second biggest win is a part time real estate agent on a days notice who spent months training for a striker
>has literally ducked every high level wrestler possible
>is an ovissexual
>has a fat pig wife
>diddles kids
>is a virgin
>has seizures

Is there a bigger fraud in sports?

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That's just from his pre-fight popeyes

kek

Except he didn't lose in reality just in your imagination

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Betting for fun is ok
I always say bet however much money you wont be sad losing
Thinking you will earn money like that will make you go broke

NO!

>he's hating on anime on an weeb website

>I arbitrarily avoid watching a good tv show because it was animated in a different country

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>getting assblasted about kuffar memes
Found the kuffar

bar went from heaven to hell at this moment, haven't had this feeling since Anderson Silva was a champion

Fersher bee. I had individual bets on Kenney, Brunson, Diaz, Costa and DC, would have roped myself if I had parlayed them and lost just because of tubby.

>>implying Nate does not get absolutely ragdolled the instant he fights a wrestler
oh for sure Miller, Maynard and MJ all had him in deep waters

johny hendricks missed weight at middleweight

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Okay mandrama virgin

Yes all 3 fights could easily have gone either way. The Nate fight was mostly one-sided but you never know what version of Pettis shows up, the world-beater type or the heartlet type. Nate as an underdog bet was good but it wasn't certain.

The smart play was to have bet individually on the underdogs. People who were putting Yoel @ -185 in their parlays were clueless. He could have won, but it wouldn't have been worth it. Same with anyone who bets on a HW fight unironically given how unpredictable they are.

I told folks to bet on ciffers/Klose if they were to do a parlay cause those were the locks of the night. I doubt anyone even listened.

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No such thing as "free money" in betting. Even your Manchester Citys and Golden State Warriors will lose at some point.

>anime
>good

>Being this insecure that someone insulted your manchild hobby
Sort it out

I miss the old /bet/ generals lads

I used to be a regular there.
>Tfw no lizards

It's fine as long as you stay away from the degenerate shit

but in combat sports there's a lot of cancrushing, huge upsets are rather rare

95% of the time anime is degenerate soft-core pedophilic fantasies of old Japanese men. I despise how widespread it has gotten all over the world.

>Liking Jon means you like mandrama
lol what?

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kek

Yes, izzy

Jorge Masvidal -115
Nate Diaz -105

who's the free money?

Probz woulda heem'd Stipe in the 1st round again

Why do I keep seeing Overeem in the thumbnail?

Diaz easily

The one who doesn't have negative odds

Iol bet

Can't wait to see natty Paulo dribble Rob's head off the canvas.

SKINNY CLOWN IS NEXT

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Why is he not calling out Rob? Does he already know that Israel is better?

"Sheikh Shit Only"
- Dustinullah al-Almas bin Bhourier

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Post your personal P4P Top Ten as of 8-19-19

>ufc.com/rankings

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he said he thinks bobby knucks will win but hopes he's wrong so he can kill the lanklet

Didn’t say that. Deep breaths, kid.

1-10: stiopic

1. Jones
2. Cringejudo
3. Stipe
4. DC
5. Khabib
6. Tony
7. Pootaker
8. Usman
9. Holloway
10. Romero

Sasuke won that fight tho

What a cop-out

>Romero

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Naruto's goal was to scratch Sasuke's forehead, so he won the story

>Bhourier
Heh

Never bet on anyone over 40 years old. If you do, you're retarded

=p

Never bet on Anthony Pettis at anything less than +300. If you do, bookies love you.

Usman is not a top 10 P4P fighter

1. Amanda Nunes
2. Max Holloway
3. Jon Jones
4. Khabib Nurmagomedov
5. Robert Whittaker
6. Valentina Shevchenko
7. Henry Cejudo
8. Tony Ferguson
9. Stipe Miocic
10. Paulo Costa

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Yes he is. He's undefeated in the UFC.

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holy fucking based

I think I would unironically bet on Cormier in a Trilogy

lol

Oh so you're just projecting your virginhood mandrama love onto me

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Izzy went to war with fatselum. He proved himself. Also fought out of prime silva which was a bad fight but he destroyed brunson which is a wrestler. Izzy has every right to get a title fight.

If he was white, losers like that guy would love him.

Spain ruined your life

yoel
jones
tony
khabib
benavidez
cejudo
max
volkanovski
dc
stipe

1. C
2. O
3. L
4. B
5. Y
6. C
7. O
8. V
9. I
10. N

He can't use mummy guard against Stipe anymore. His striking won't hold up

I can see them giving Amanda 2nd no way she gets 1st

Jacare Souza

What?

And RIGHTFULLY so. She's the GOAT.

If only he was younger ):

*Loses against Sasuke*
It is retarded. Sasuke could have killed Naruto but he didn't see Naruto as someone worth to kill and gain MS like Itachi. Has to be the closest person after all

Amanda should be #1 P4P. If any of the other fighters in the top ten had been born women she'd fuck them up.

Anime is for losers and nerds

yeah. doesn't even make sense because she weighs as much or more than any male flyweight lol. p4p is stupid enough with just men on it

Agreed, least impressive champion we had in a long time

Izzy has done everything right. He had a very experienced kickboxing career where he had mostly highs but a decent amount of adversity (see KO), he's spent time getting proper MMA experience before the UFC, and once he got to the UFC he wasted no time convincingly beating every opponent he's faced (outside of maybe Vetori.) Now he's knocking at the door with a huge skill set, and is actually older than Robert Whittaker. Anybody who doesn't believe this will be a fun compelling fight is either retarded, a redditor, or both.

This, only drooling retards watch anime instead of reading the manga

>Betting on the unheemable getting heemed

Whom should the UFC give Veronica Macedo next?

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Should go by UFC win streak first, with slight preference to Champions, and forgiveness for recently broken streaks.

1. Jon Jones
2. Khabib Nurmagomedov
3. Tony Ferguson
4. Robert Whittaker
5. Max Holloway
6. Stipe Miocic
7. Kamaru Usman
8. Colby Covington
9. Amanda Nunes
10. Daniel Cormier

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>0-2
>Takes khabozo, nigerian sewer and cringeby intheclosington to split decision
Gj Dana. Not rating manlets like nanomouse is right way AGAIN.

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A rematch with Khalil Rountree

>Miocic and Holloway below Usman

Bisbong was a terrible champ but nothing is as low energy as snoozeman

Damn you got me here chief

lol just imagine Khabeastiality versus an actual wrestler like Usman, Colby, Gaethje, or Gillespie. He’s pound for pound the biggest pedophile shitbrain

>Cejudo making it into p4p lists
They literally had to fire DJ in order for anyone to remember this guy

>dc
Consistently getting heemed and flushed
>khabib
Can crusher, beating realtors and cokeheads
>jones
Pointfighting cheating coward cutbabby

Really it comes down to cejudo and nunes and im leaning towards the chadder of the two

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She beat Cyborg and Cyborg would fuck half of them up unironically

is wmma the only at least sometimes enjoyable sport to watch?

>50-44'd Woodley
>Never lost in the octagon
>Least impressive champion we had in a long time
Talk about being pressed

instagram.com/p/B1W3-AqhXgN/

DC is deciding whether to retire or not RIGHT NOW

benavidez p4p is objectively a better fighter than jon and dc and stipe.

Schaub is unironically a bad matchup for Stipe

I offer you this : yoel fans are retarded cazzies that jack off to blacked everyday

1. Jones
2. Khabib
3. Cejudo
4. Tony
5. Stipe
6. Whittaker
7. Nunes
8. Poirier
9. Holloway
10. DC

Losing to Demetrious twice, one of them being a brutal KO, doesn't make you "objectively" better than fighters who have never lost

Did you look at it upside down

I miss the real lithchad and not whoever this sperg is

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Both Khabib and Tony are overrated

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>Porier ranked higher than DC and Holloway

>Stipe above Whittaker

dj is objectively better than all of them as well. we're talking about p4p blud.

1. Jones
2. Demetrious Johnson
3-10. Who cares LOL

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> rating shittaker
No way man no way. Bobby is garbo

Bro he survived fighting Romero twice bro he's a munster bro

stfu

I think Usman may become one of the most dominant champs in UFC history, and we are going to hate every single moment. Colby is our only hope for the foreseeable future

>It’s been a couple of days and I can’t stress the disappointment, I am so sorry to all I have let down. To my wife and kids I am so sorry you guys had to experience that, I never wanted y’all to see that and the hurt you guys showed breaks my heart everytime I think about it. My coaches I am sorry, i appreciate the work and time you’ve spent with me. My fans, thank you guys for all the love and support you have guided me to all these amazing accomplishments. Stipe Miocic and his team, congratulations on a tremendous victory, you showed so much heart and grit, you are the definition of Cleveland tough. @danawhite And all at the @ufc thank you all for everything you have done for me and my family. This has been the most amazing journey, I will decide what I am gonna do now, and as soon as I decide you will all know right away. I love you all. DC

Yep I think he's done

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he's done

That's not arbitrary.

Spain is pressing his dick in your head rent free for 4 years running

>A similar fighter who brings in low ratings is our only hope just because he's white
Cringe

Stop being a dumb nigger

What? Is Spain your boyfriend? You can't keep thinking and talking about him

Lightweight as a whole is overrated. Nothing in the division has changed since 229 besides some people moving up because the top fighters at LW never fight to protect their record.

Retire

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>Poirier beats Holloway twice
>”hurr durr why is Poirier higher than Max”

Go away retard

Adesanya behaves like a nerdy white guy in every way

oh for sure adesanya is a munster my guy, absolute murderer's row he went through 100%

At least he beat the champ to get the belt unlike someone like Khabib

I became a pretty big ngannou fan this weekend. I was already a fan, but after all the food I ate, I’m now pretty big as well!

Dumbass

I hope you guy seriously don't take advice from /HEEM/

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I like how people actually think that this statement validates Bobbert. Not
>"he wrecked Romero twice"
not
>"he dominated Romero twice"
Just
"Bro he SURVIVED 10 rounds with Romero he must be the GOAT"

>LW is overrated
Never read anything so mind-numbingly stupid on heem and not for lack of trying

>Irish flag

Opinion discarded.

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Nice retort dumbass

Calm your breathing, he’s not here.

Yeah they don't see the irony in all of it. Yoel won the last fight anyway.

>he's not here
Who is "Spain"? And why do you keep obsessing over him?

There's no good reason not to watch good Anime.

He flushed Romero, Jacare, and Brunson. Proxy flushed Gastelum, then will flush Adesanya, Costa, and Cannonier

Stipe should be above Whittaker. 5 total titles, most wins by KO. HW GOAT.

Whittaker inherited an abandoned belt and doesn't even have a single defense, and arguably lost via split decision.

cazzies please leave heem now, you npcs aren't needed here. return next weekend

It's true. That division has gotten stale. The champ hasn't fought in forever and Canor was ranked in the top 3 after being out for 2 years. Only Tony and Khabib are elite in that division and the fact they don't fight just makes the division slow.

i honestly think Ngannou wins the rematch la

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Yoel fans are the most biased retards of all time

Huh?

He did easily win the first fight. He broke Romero's eye socket in round 2 of the second fight.

He also beat Jacare handily.

>inb4 wonderboy

Whittaker couldn't handle the cut.

Lmao Jon hit the nail on the head by calling him pussy

LW is one of the most talent stacked divisions in the entire fight-game.
>canor was ranked in the top 3
For marketing purposes they were never going to rank him any lower. Tony and Khabib are in a different class, but everyone in the LW top 10 is a killer in their own right.

Who's your favorite Swedish fighter?

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He tried it again in this fight too
streamable.com/db67p

bookies love him

>easily win the first fight
First fight was 48-47. It was anything but easy.
Yoel won the 2nd fight but got robbed cause he missed weight.
He's 1-1 against Romero objectively.
>Beat old man Jacare
Means almost nothing.

>romero takes it due to reach advantage lmao

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LW is still stacked and heres a list of exceptional fighters that left recently
>Nate Diaz
>Anthony Pettis
>RDA
>Jorge Masvidal
>Kevin Lee
>Michael Chiesa

t. 5 feet flat

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Khabib is literally fighting in less than a month

>i-it was a robbery

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LW is stacked cause you can have guys who fight at 170 move down and guys who fight at 145 move up, so it's by far the most ELITE division in the UFC but you have armchair experts on heem say the exact opposite.

He properly flushed Brunson (also flushed by meme boy)

He flushed Jacare who is the most overrated fighter in the division

Okay.

Herb "the eternal nigger" Dean just standing there

Anyone remember Conor holding the fence, knees from the bottom, holding gloves vs Khabib as Herb Dean simply stood there

But he will show up to prematurely stop every fight he can

What?

All around me are familiar faces
Worn-out places, worn-out faces

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Werdum wins the rematch

Are you okay?

>Parlays
>All of them lost
Tears

1) JBJ
2) Khabib
3) Whittaker
4) Tony
5) DC
6) Holloway
7) Stipe
8) Poirier
9) Cejudo
10) Usman

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I dont understand these Euro parlays

I parlayed 3 names and it didnt even add 25% to my potential win

yeah, i'm thinking he's back

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Are you?

>Hi /heem/

>Professional gambler here

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>his nose is still swollen and healing obviously but you can tell it's permanently a lot flatter now

his 2% brotha is increasing by the day

It's more that I don't see as much evidence that he is definitely the best. I see more evidence that Adesanya is the best, but that's not to say that he is actually better. Get what I mean? Should be a good knock

I’ll take that as a “no”.

Jacare was 36 and his only loss in his last 11 fights at that point was when HE got robbed by Romero

I made fun of that guy
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94821764/#q94824452

Huh??

the 2 bongs that said to bet on Khama Worthy were on point

What?

oh, thank god, I missed the thread this weekend and was hoping someone would recap it

influencing the odds for his own gain, he's a veteran

Yes that fight was before Stipe knocked out JDS. Since then he's fought Romero and Romero

You feelin' alright little guy?

Playing 5D chess by misleading heemsters. Basado.

i'm not saying i would fight you, ishael

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He's 1-1 against Romero and he ducked out of fighting Luke cause he's made out of glass. If he had beaten Luke and maybe Weidman I'd agree with the ratings, as it is, he doesn't belong in a p4p list.

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I think it would make things more interesting, but we haven’t seen much of ngannou’s progress with his recent matchups. Let’s hope he’s developing some ways to deal with stipe’s clinch and all that.

Make sure to post this if you see a Kyrgyz flag

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This list is actually solid

Khabib should be above Jones in p4p

better than losing only 1

"no"

Dan Hardy vs Matt Brown in the works.

Jones is not undefeated and has popped for roids, so yes.

Deep breathing, kid.

Islam vs the west in the works

Charge me rent

Hardy is getting fucking heem'd

Islam Makhachev vs Israel Adesanya at catchweight when

Don't involve me in your autistic friend simulator feuds

flushed vs flushed

Is ten dollars a lot of money to you? You must be really poor... and worthless.

More like perma flushed vs. mega flushed

Mohammad Mohammadsson

Oof seems like you're upset you got put on blast. Next time just take out a $10 bill and flush it down the toilet.

your mom vs my dick in the works

In 2013

>huge upsets are rather rare
A -1000 favorite got upset two nights ago.

I offer you this : me taking you into deep waters in the works

you can argue this once khabib holds his belt for 8 years successfully defending against every contender the division has
>muh roids
cope

Now.

Shhh shhh, no ones trying to hurt you

Sucks to be you lol

> I know Pettis will kill Diaz and I know know Romero will derail a Yea Forums hypetrain...Gooby bless i hope he fights this year.
Was this you or another South African flag la?

Who the fuck is this cazzie and how did he become an MMA analyst for ESPN?

Top 3 ALL-TIME? You are out of your fuckin gourd mate.

Does DC the "eye poke fraud" even have enough title defenses to be in the top 10? Whats he have like 4 scattered defenses?

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Easy your breathing, kid. Spain’s not here.

What's wrong with you?

Raimondi is a PROTO soiboy

>ESPN analyst
>offers high praise of fighter and ESPN analyst DC
really making me think

I said ease your breathing

Source? Todd Duffee's got a fight scheduled, so I guess anything is possible these days

Haha this moron is upset cause he lost money betting on 2 40 year olds and on Felicia Spencer Bwahahahaha my sides look at this dude bro Felicia Spencer hahahaha

he was that midget on the mma beat

How the fuck are people alcoholics like I wake up after a night of heavy drinking and I don't wanna think about booze. How can you depend on that baka

Raimondi is a manlet r/mma faggot.

Yes simply because Khabib finished an opponent that was #2 P4P. Jones struggled to a split decision against a nobody who will never sniff a P4P spot.

Not that user btw.

Don't think I've ever been this gutted for any fighter, ever.

DC didn't deserve this. He really didn't. I was ready for him to lose a decision, but not like this. And fuck Joe Rogan so much.

I'm done with this terrible, semen slurping sport. I'm off /heem/ for a long time. I may lurk for the McGregor fight, but other than that I'm done at the very least for a couple months.

Just trust me, we both post on the same general. You can believe me.

Different lad, lad.

Diego Sanchez fought for years drinking a fifth of vodka a day. So did Jessica Rose Clark.

Khabib would literally lose to every other fighter there p4p, not jons fault he doesn’t fight coked up midgets

Explain how I "lost money." I dont think you understand how sports betting works. See, you're too poor (and worthless) to actually bet on fights, so you don't understand how it actually works.

Pretty sure Jones has only had his belt a year mate. It's P4P rankings, not legacy rankings.

Nice bait but the McGregor part made the bit too obvious

Post your losing slips from this past weekend.

Spain made this kid his son so now he copies everything he does. Poor chump will never recover.

>Bait
Lottsa cazzies and tourists on heem these days innit

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You first. Oh wait you don't have any on account of being poor (and worthless)

kek i remember this post, was it Spainsperg? what a turbo faggot

jon defeated the #1 p4p fighter twice. khabib's legacy will never amount to the greats like jon or gsp because he spent the first half of his career crushing cans in russia

I want you to center your breathing young man.

You bet 10 bucks and lost the bet, where do you think that money went mighty 144 pound soaking wet manlet?

lmao you're pathetic, kid.

Another productive monday for you, huh, worthless bitch.

JRC is the most attractive female fighter on the roster

>poor(and worthless)
At least I don't donate money to bookies every weekend my man.

no fighter has ever taken the belt off of jones.

Blue lips.

He's a colossal loser and theres a fanboy of his ITT right now begging for his attention

Post your sexy little fingers.

>DC will never beat Jones
This isn't how the story is supposed to end

Imagine being the spammer. Just a really worthless loser that's never had sex, never had a friend. Literally sits on Yea Forums 16 hours a day being sperg autist. And he's kept this up every day for like 5 years. Imagine how obese he must be. Imagine how bad his home smells.

Cazzie even loses MMA discussions on his own twitter.

What a fucking jobber. ESPN was a mistake.

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She's extremely rude. She looks good for 30. Veronica is up there too.

Yeah, he has a fanboy that saves every post he made because Spain ruined his life. Copies his mannerisms too. Kid needs a breath and some weight loss

I've actually talked to the spammer and he's a pretty cool guy

Based Hans
And of course there was some burger telling him the picks were "literally all wrong"

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If you cry enough he'll come back. I know he's the only friend you ever had in your life

This

Only guy more pathetic is that literal dwarf dock worker who flexes his middle class check. Where’s that tiny little bitch nowadays?

Dammit Georges

Spammy is based and an important part of /HEEM/ culture

Bet on Felicia Spencer's next fight my dudes

4 defenses, 1 of which is actually a retention from his KO loss to Jones.

Literal, actual, unironic fraud.

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Yoel is more clean than Paulo

Cringe imposter #bringbacklithchad #fakenewsman

Charge him rent!

Nah, that obese mandrama loser that saves all of Spains post is worse. Guy was some sorry friend deprived namefag

Anyone got a comprehensive breakdown of schaubs comedy special? Thanks

You're the only friend simulating loser in this entire thread obsessed with other posters.

144 pound fraud

Stop forcing this mildly attractive cunt

>4 defenses
Does anyone count that Lewis fight as an actual defense?

she looks like my ex

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He’s not here. You don’t have to worry. Your copypasta voodoo black magic isn’t fending him off.

Poorier
Hooloway
Ferguson
Conor

All P4P and Khabib beats at least 3 of them

DC is actually the best welterweight of all time

>He's not here
He really is your only friend isn't he?

Khabib is only 30 lmao

DC just got started at that age

Leon Shahbazyan vs. Philip Rowe
Marcos Brigagao vs. Jamal Pogues
Alberto Montes vs. Steve Garcia
Micol di Segni vs. Mallory Martin
Ricky Steele vs. Phil Caracappa

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I like that my mere existence is enough to make your blood pressure increase. You are a mentally broken loser.

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a literal jobber with 2 broken legs almost did.

Everyone relax

Its okay, bubby. He won’t hurt you

Nate is in like 5 of the top 20 trending videos

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Thiago Santos can't even use the toilet properly now and Jones was taking it very easy on him

this, i wish people just loved each other

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this is the power of dude weed

0 defenses in my book as his first belt wasnt real and derrick lewis doesnt count

>p-p-lease stop making fun of spainsperg! He's my only friend! How dare you! S-s-top it right now you're hurting my feelings! im going to cry! b-b-reath!

Yikesyola mon ami I accept your verbal submission.

Last (you) cause you're a sad little man and bullying you ain't fun.Herb Dean with yet another late stoppage.

Make some REAL friends and lose weight.

Beats none of them

Uhhhhh.....

Paige Vanzant just made an entire foot fetish video.

Not a drill.

twitter.com/paigevanzant/status/1163546743201419264

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jones literally was wheelchaired out of the stadium. hes about to lose anderson silva style shortly.

So shook. Spain’s not here bubby.

Yeah there's no need for the hostility man. We are all /heem/

Santos is walking around in crutches and made a post saying that he's in pain 24/7.

Already beat one of them you turbo cazzie.

Shahbazyan
Brigagao
Garcia
Martin
Caracappa

In case I don't do well, just be aware I know none of these people (if I win, I was just kidding)

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That's what happens when your ligs snap yeah

he's already recovering and said that he's leaving the crutches next week

Me and Spain ruined this kids life. All he wanted was a daddy and a friend. Sad!

Actually isn't Montes out with injury and replaced by Desmond Torres?

And he loses the rematch, RETARD URRRRRRRRR DURRRRR IM STUPID

Faggot ass bitch. This is DOCKLAND bitch!

I's a ruse. I watched the video

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=sZxERczXWyg

Jones didn't even wrestle him dude

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A real estate agent and a washed up Candad are both considered top fighters at LW lol

Post some goddamn heems

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From kicking the air. Picoless Jones couldn't finish a sandwich.

Shahbazyan
Pogues
Garcia
Martin
Steele

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>Pass user since 2018

so what, he injured his knee after a kick

Yes. You are stupid.

I had one since 2015 but something happened to the other one.

His knees got destroyed by a fighter who was treating the fight like sparring.

Hell no. Jon has had three title fights since Khabib last fought

Why would anyone do this sport? The pay isn't even good.

Thiago wins the rematch

it's fun

I must admit, these days are tough, filled with a lot of pain. I even fear using the schaub room...

Cringe

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what did he mean by this?

I always knew he was closeted

he just delete the tweet LMAOOOO

twitter.com/dillondanis/status/1163552709221453826

>h-he wasn’t trying!!

Charge me rent

It's not that elite. It started out with Joe Rogan hyping it up and then people took it and ran with it. Why is cowboy still top 5 at LW? Look at all the people who have left LW recently. Eddie, Pettis, Diaz, Lee all fight at a different division now. The fact Iaquinta is top 5 and people are still calling it elite is kind of sad tbqh.

Brainlet status: Confirmed [x]

>You're not famous yet, bro

i'm sure he looked better in his sparrings

>Muh Rogan boogeyman
>Iaquinta sucks

I'm sure he did, but in the rematch Jon would finish him with GnP

Keep hating.....

He'll keep winning.

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Really how is this better than WW or MW?

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>doesn't understand forward pressure

twitter.com/savmontano/status/1163554266470129664

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[larping intensifies]

Are you really rating Iaquinta right now after what Canboy did to him? He's barley a gatekeeper.

One thing we can all agree on.....

Kevin "Poo-Pee" Lee is a can.

Conor was leg kicking him at 202

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Does anyone have the moving pictures of DC eyepoking Stipe on the night in question in 2019?

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Him being a gatekeeper doesn't nullify the state of the division. He came off a 3 year lay over and beat Kevin Lee and gave Khabib a hard fight. He isn't elite but he isn't trash either.

what is the next really exciting card? And no, you can't pick Rizin

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He's somehow ranked #8 in the ufc LW rankings lol people just can't accept LW isn't what it used to be for some reason.

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Might depend on what you drink but I only drink beer and I don’t get headache hangovers. The next day I feel fine but still feel the buzz, and drinking helps continue the buzz instead of coming all the way down. That leads to getting drunk again, and the cycle continues. I start to feel like shit on the third day, but drinking still makes me feel better every time. Once I cut myself off for a day, it’s not an issue to abstain, so idk if I’m a true alcoholic, but I definitely abuse it. Just be glad that you feel the way you do after drinking because it discourages benders.

Three piece and a soda

>LW isn't what it used to be
Todays LWs are better by far.

Reminder Alexander Hernandez and Kevin Pee are both ranked in the "premier" LW division.

How would you describe the board culture of heem?

KSW 50

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Who should be ranked instead of them genius?

Stunning and brave.

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Unhinged autism

Poor little guy is scrambling for proxies. Me and spain ruined him

her opponent seems nice

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Maybe a year ago, but now Iaquinta and Lee are both considered top 10 with Hernandez still somehow being ranked. Not to mention Paul Felder being 10. Gillespie and Conor both have ranks despite never fighting. It's a good division, but it's not the best in the ufc.

When has she been rude?

Name past LWs who are better. And while you're at it, name which division you currently consider to have better fighters.

I'd rather heem myself than watch that

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My main point is that they're both not that talented and shouldn't be ranked if LW is "full of killers" like everyone pretends. WW, MW, and Featherweight are all better divisions.

>WW, MW, and Featherweight are all better divisions.
Lol

If Khabib "The Eagle" Nurmagomedov loses to Dustin Poirier I will find the biggest dicked fellow in my town and suck him off to completion.

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94782628/#94788462

>FW
Yeah the FW champ moved up a few months ago and got beat up by the #4 guy in the division.
>MW
Literal flushed city where a 40 year old Romero accumulated brutal KO wins against all the former champs and a guy who got signed last year is fighting for the belt
>WW
Bunch of old men and boring pressure cagehuggers who love to duck each other and put on boring fights. Yeah beast of a division.

Clueless.

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Did you follow through on the last promise you made like this?

The last one I made was if DC beat Stipe, which he didn't

Better than who? Felder, Iaquinta, Hern and Lee? I mean I'm not about to go way back in time like some boomer (because back then WW was the best division), but BJ Penn, Edgar, RDA were all better than that group obviously lol.

False:

DC? more like PP ahaha

Weakest division by far is LHW. DC done. Gus done. The entire division is jobbers. To add insult to injury, two flushed glass jaw jobbers Weidman and Rockhold came up to make the division even easier. My god. Jones will become Demetrious Johnson soon.

BJ Penn is on a 10 loss streak
Edgar just went down to bantamweight
RDA already got flushed by the current Champ

> but BJ Penn, Edgar, RDA were all better than that group obviously lol.
Lol these guys were the champions so compare them with people who have held the belt instead of guys who are ranked between 8 and 15.

>I'm not a boomer
Yeah I know bro. Your knowledge of MMA doesn't stretch past 2015. Joe Lauzon, Jim Miller, Maynard, Melendez are absolute CANS compared to today's current top 15.

>94892420
Leon Shahbazyan vs. Philip Rowe
Marcos Brigagao vs. Jamal Pogues
Desmond Torres vs. Steve Garcia
Micol di Segni vs. Mallory Martin
Ricky Steele vs. Phil Caracappa

>RDA
Has a KO loss to Jeremy Stephens

>Jones will become Demetrious Johnson soon.

He's already there. Gus retiring killed any excitement in the division and it won't wake back up till Walker and Rountree mature a little.

>BJ Penn is on a 10 loss streak

Wrong. He beat that club bouncer.

>Gus
Would people really be interested in seeing him get destroyed by Jon again?

>The #4 guy
He's the #1 contender/interim champ now and yeah Max is a FW not a LW it's not that surprising. That doesn't prove the division is better it proves weight classes exist for a reason. Porier won because of his power. You know Colby, Usman, and Edwards all beat Khabib right? Would that make LW bad in your eyes? Your arguments about the other divisions are lame, especially since the LW champ is a cage hugger himself and the MW title fight will be with two fighters in their prime.

before dinosaurs got wiped out

keep Garcia

that wasn't me,this is archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94857495/#q94858073

No, but he was the clear second best and could have given us a ton of great fights before he was offered up to Jones again.

In their primes dumbass lol I wasn't the one who asked the stupid question "name better past LWs"

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/37436032/#q37437052

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Ok that but that shows Featherweight is stacked according to your logic right? But prime RDA didn't fight at featherweight be tore through everyone besides Khabib in his prime. You're retarded if you think any of the lightweight cans previously mentioned beat him in his prime.

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How do I make it show my Yea Forums pass?

since4pass in the options field

>Jon beats everyone
Light Heavyweight is uncompetitive and boring
>Khabib beats everyone
Holy based lightweight is the best division ever am I rite??

Ricky Steele
Mallory Martin
Desmond Torres
Marcos Brigagao
Leon Shahbazyan

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Lightweight has tons of drama to keep things spicy, even if there's only three notable fighters in the division.

Thanks bud

Updating:
Shahbazyan
Brigagao
Torres
Martin
Caracappa

In case I don't do well, just be aware I know none of these people (if I win, I was just kidding)

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LHW has been boring since Cormier was a champion, we have some nice contenders now tho

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Oh damn Khabib really is a paper champ. And cazzies want him above Jon in the p4p

jon already beat the bellator LHW & HW champ too

Jones vs Smif III when?

be honest, who in that top 15 can beat him?

Anyone who says MW is a better division than LW is on some serious crack

TONY.
I GUARANTEE TONY BEATS KHABIB.

These old gamethreads are always fun

Heard from a little birdy today that Brock Lesnar vs Jon Jones is still on the table at heavyweight.......

What a tunnel visioned image; Khabib beat Johnson when he was #6

Johnson got JUST'd so hard, jeez

>Prime RDA
Isn't that the guy who got KO'd by Eddie? The argument is that LW has lots of good fighters and that's what makes it a good division compared to the rest of the divisions where some guy wins the belt and keeps it for years.

alexander hernandez could point fight khabib for 5 rounds

That was the fight that deleted him.

we are talmbout the current state of their respective divisions

Who’s the best in the UFC at being the best?

Fresh Chael interviewing GSP

youtube.com/watch?v=UjKxnLv0r4I&feature=push-u-sub&attr_tag=EjzhqnKratR9nU8l:6

LW is better.

kek he barely won (if he even did) against a 40 yo cane cutter

Hernandez can beat anyone as long as he doesn’t get KO’d or submitted and the fight is held in Texas

lmao

>Fedor is the best HW ever and the GOAT.

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Dident he rob his last opponent of a clear victory sounds like a can imo

I agree

he waged a beautiful point war, my friend.

he did, it was a blatant robbery

Can't be the GOAT anything if you go 0-3 in the UFC

They still got a couple killers on their roster, Islam Mackachev could easily be the face of AKA when Kebab retires. I don't think they'll ever get a triple champ group again like Rockhold, Cormier, and Cain were, that was a one of a kind type of thing.

Tony and honestly Poirier has more than a punchers chance imo. Poirier has really improved so much since the Micheal Johnson fight. Poirier is better now than McGregor was going into 229 that’s for sure.

I remember when EVERY ufc gamethread on Yea Forums pre-/heem/ would devolve into a debate over whether or not Fedor is GOAT.

...

Paulo vs Yoel was a spicy banger. What's the last banger LW had?

Any Gaethje fight. Next.

fucking why

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Fedor never fought in the ufc dumbass

Gaethje's last two fights have only lasted a round lol

Do you know what any means?

conor shat on nate's leg

also, nate rarely utilizes any standard kicks and has soft punches

all these weaknesses and still manages to overcome adversity; niggas a beast

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You know what's funny? Gabi could murder every person on that picture with ease, at the same time and theres nothing they could do about it

yummy feet

breddy gud

how is costa not on juice i dont get it