In case you want to copy it I'll save you the time
Preseason Rankings
>Clemson
>Alabama
>Georgia
>Oklahoma
>Ohio State
>Louisiana State
>Michigan
>Florida
>Notre Dame
>Texas
>Orgeon
>Texas A&M
>Washington
>Utah
>Pennsylvania State
>Auburn
>Central Florida
>Michigan State
>Wisconsin
>Iowa
>Iowa State
>Syracuse
>Washington State
>Nebraska
>Stanford
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NOLES, BITCHES
>tfw moved back in to school
I'm ready
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Move in Wednesday!
How badly is Florida going to get exposed this year?
Illinois WILL win 6 games and there’s nothing you can do about it
*blocks your path*
Complete trash like always, the big 10 scuks
>tfw have to play these teams this year
Sure your college is important, but who here /greek/?
GDIs need not reply
Can't stop won't stop
greek is fag
cope
Fuck FSU user
Where the fuck is the breakdown of AP voters that lists their affiliation. I want to know what based Kennesaw State voter voted.
Post em
¡Arriba Arriba! Andale Ándale!
>Texass overrated yet again
How do they manage to pull this off every single year
They BTFO Georgia so they deserve it
>exhibition games
They lost a ton of production and key players. They’ll take a step back this year. Wouldn’t even be surprised to see them finish 3rd or 4th in the Big 12
I just think OSU will choke under a new coach who hasn’t proven to have the killer instinct. Perhaps they will run the table only to choke against Harbaugh. I hate UM, but that would be amusing, provided UM doesn’t make the playoff because of it
All that AND you haven't beaten Auburn in 86 years.
YOU CAN HANG HIM FROM A TREE
BUT HE'LL NEVER SIGN WITH ME
Idk man it's really a strange time to be an OSU fan. There is such great returning production along with a lot of unproven talent that we could be better than last year. But with the new coach it will be tough to truly tell.
I am not sure so much about Day not having the killer instinct because from some reports he has his times where he can become quite fired up.
It's gonna such a fun fucking year. God bless college football
Reminder that Landry Clarke will lead the Nebraska Cornhuskers to AT LEAST 9 wins this year
But he’ll probably still get cucked by Tyra
Fuck, why does PSU have to be ranked? It only results in greater disappointment when we stumble against cupcakes then get reamed out by Michigan.
Phi Alpha
I love my Ags but preseason #12 seems a little high for us, if we can win one of Clemson/Bama/LSU though and at least get second in the SEC West I’d be stoked. Going to the Mississippi State game this year, taking my gf to her first Aggie game then PIIHB after
15-0 or no bals
Reminder that the Nebraska Cornhuskers play absolutely NOBODY this year, and if they go 9-3, they'll have beaten a bunch of dogshit teams and lost to the only 3 decent teams they play. Vandy could go 9-3 with that schedule.
>McMurphy ranking Georgia above Alabama, Michigan over Ohio State, and Memphis at all
I’m glad he didn’t become any less of a faggot in the offseason
>same top 2
>same 3-5 vying to be 1 and 2s bitch
*yawns violently*
This.
Also, only 3-4 of the schools in the list have any clout for their academics.
yeah but if they go 9-0 against the dogshit that clearly indicates they're not dogshit anymore, which is obviously an improvement
TWELVE
DAYS
UNTIL
FLORIDA
STATE
FOOTBALL
If Vandy could go 9-3 with the same schedule you're hoping to go 9-3 with, does it really mean anything?
>mfw I hear the clones are ranked 8 by some chad in San Jose
>we wuznt even tryin
And what if they beat aOSU, Iowa, and Wiscy but lose to NW, Minny, and Purdue?
Personally I think they beat aOSU and Wiscy and drop 3 between iowa, NW, minny and Purdue
They all look like such NPCs.
Why do you even need rankings when only 6 teams out of 120+ have a greater than 0.1% chance of winning the title? Gay sport is gay.
>Jalen Hurts named Oklahoma starter
Well, congrats to the Texas Longhorns, your Big 12 conference champion.
Most overrated player in recent years, fuck.
Very badly I expect between a 2-4 win drop, they keep losing all their recruits, it’s gonna be tough
FSU user(s). Oh yeah there’s more of us, so continue to complain on a Japanese weeb sports forum :)
you guys haven't been this annoying on here since pic related ended your entire program
Every year, at least one team in the preseason top 10 eventually crashes out of the rankings entirely, most times in humiliating fashion.
Which team is it this year, and why will they flop?
No way they lose 3 games to those four teams, they already beat minny last year, the NW loss was a choke job and they barely lost to Iowa without their #1 WR.
I'm being super bullish on the Huskers this year. I only expect 2 losses, a close one to aOSU then the other could honestly be any team in the west, contradictory to what I said above. Maybe another head scratcher to Purdue.
There are multiple this year. LSU, Florida, Texas and probably Notre Dame too.
Can THUG U upset Florida this weekend?
Since THIS pic related ruined our program
FTFY
Miami almost lost the worst FSU team in history who severely choked that game away so I doubt it but maybe? It’s cfb, anything can happen
OSU will steam roll Braska, they only lose to small name schools
Picking against Texas in pickem every time they show up the last decade has led to about a 95% success rate so I go with them
Due to muh traditional program they'll try to keep them ranked as long as they can and will be in the 20s with 4 losses by week 9, but that 5th will take them out for good
Ohio State will lose in the first week.
>FAU
C'mon, at least be slightly realistic. Cincy would be a fine meme pick, but not FAU. They're gonna get rolled.
>Going with Jimbo ruined our program mess
Jimbo care about the program until the Boosters and Chancellor think otherwise. All he wanted is too build an better program and they said "NO" since everything went to shit because of the Seminole Boosters.
Jimbo did nothing wrong.
Virginia tech only clear omission imo
>caring about garbage operators
lmao
NW is a trap game (sandwiched between aOSU and Minny...if they beat aOSU then they may be riding high thinking they’re hot shit...if they lose they may be in for a let down the following week) that game almost always comes down to the wire. Minny is a weird team that plays up or down to their competition. They slept on NU last year because they were on a literal historic losing streak. If the Huskers roll into Minny undefeated or with 1 loss, they’ll be up to play and they return a ton on both sides of the ball. Purdue scares me because of their ability to keep up with our offense and brohm is a great schemer and play caller. I feel more confident about the Iowa and Wiscy games this year than the other teams. Regardless, I think they drop three....not sure against who but take your pick between aOSU, wiscy, Iowa. Purdue, NW, or Minny.
They won't. They'll go 9-3, beat the shitter teams on their schedule, lose to the better ones, and people will pretend they're back even though they've effectively proved nothing.
Florida
Iowa State to the B1G fucking WHEN?
Jimbo lets players get away with anything and the culture grew sour and he failed to recruit a suitable o line, he atleast shares some blame
>girl messaged me on okcupid asking if i wanted to get some drinks
>i went to school with her older sister
>shes married
>profile says she is in an open relationship
what do bros? roll tide.
TEXAS!
FIGHT!
First or second cousin?
>not West Virginia
Oh my sweet summer child
To prevent program market saturation? In North Carolina you have the following FBS programs:
>UNC
>NC State
>Duke
>Wake Forest
>ECU
>App State
>Charlotte
This is bordering on a Texas-scenario desu, where every commuter school has a Div I program. And in ACC/SEC country, there are lots of influential donors & alumni who would like for their states to have more of a Mississippi-style scenario going on. Two programs in Power 5 conferences for that in-state rivalry, and one (at most two) G5 program(s) to be the proverbial "little brother".
Consider the shutdown of UAB's football program. Who shut the Blazers down? The University of Alabama trustees. With the advent of South Alabama and especially Troy, UAB didn't really serve its purpose as the little brother much longer. Especially since Birmingham is full of Bama and Auburn alums. Their stadium was an eyesore, they've had 16 losing seasons in 26 total, failing to even consistently compete in C-USA. The FBS worthy players in Alabama are better spent at the other 4 programs in state. And the fan $ is better spent at SEC events, so the logic goes.
So North Carolina tried to hold off as long as they could in creating their own UAB shitstorm.
They're more likely to be downgraded to a G5 conference
no like this is for real. no cousin some old flame's younger sister
/CFB/, tell me about the fanbases of your state
> UF
The most trailer trash in the state by far. The students who aren’t foreigners are arrogant and think they are going to the Harvard of the south even though they are going to a public school in Florida.
> FSU
Half the trailer trash as uf but still a decent contingency. Most of their students are d-bags.
> Miami
Lots of wannabe thugs. A lot of their students don’t actually care about football and more about their parents money.
>UCF
Whiney, young and annoying.
Yes, a KA
Dieu et les Dames
Teams that belong in Power 5 Conferences:
>Navy
>Memphis
>Southern Miss
>Boise State
>Wyoming
Teams that belong in G5 conferences:
>U of Miami
>Clanga
>Duke
>Georgia Tech
>Washington State
These are facts.
>georgia tech
doesnt exist
>georgia southern
wish they got in to uga
>uga
didnt go to uga
>rest
your school is irrelevant
>Ohio State
Obnoxious as fuck
>everyone else in the state
Selling bootleg Ohio State gear out of their trunks
>like
Did you fuck or just finger blast the sister?
He does but FSU trustees has been screwing over sports programs. Remember how they mistreated Bowden final season neither do I.
finger blast
>Ole Miss
Preppy fags, literature and arts majors mostly, with the odd law school grad thrown in. Have consistently sold off their school's traditions to become a UT-Austin clone.
>Miss. State
Rednecks and pajeets encompass the entire student body. Maintain their popularity by distributing free cheese to alumni and sponsoring chicken shows.
>USM
Insufferable coasties & whiny faggots who can't understand why they're not an SEC school. Having sluts from Louisiana & Florida make them bearable.
>Obnoxious as fuck
>Selling bootleg Ohio State gear out of their trunks
except for cincinnati and half of toledo.
>Most of their students are d-bags.
Guilty as fucking charged
Pike here
φφ
how 'bout dem red raiders
Jealous faggot
Oh well then maybe you have a chance since the sister never saw your baby dick
Suck without the pirate
All those things he said are true though
I think UNCC had some weird founding charter about equal opportunity sports. Only men play football so they didn't offer it. I also want to say they just got a volleyball team in addition to the football team because they changed the charter.
>gaytors
Who is going to win the national championship and why is it Georgia?
The SEC is just good enough this year to knock itself out of the playoff picture.
Practicing brisket for the LSU game tailgate. Keep them swamp bugs, you silly cajuns
Where THE FUCK is Mizzou?
First for Mount Union
Just came to say CLANGA CLANGA
overrated by football hipsters.
First for University of Washington
Delete this
i only have one question:
WHERE
IS
FELIPE
FRANKS
have they named a starter yet
First for /Owls/
The FSU retard makes these threads unbearable
Extremely based
>The FSU retard makes these threads unbearable
Based.
what's the ceiling for my guys, the Texas Longhorns?
15-0 national champs
>implying anyone eats crawfish in September
Prepare thy anus, we comin
Don't forget
>Jackson State
Entire personality is based around being black
I so can't wait for LSU to lose to Texas and hear all the media faggots start coping and making excuses
>uf
>trailer trash
Totally not a coping FSU clown who couldnt get accepted
FSU would move to the Sun Belt if they could
>these are the retards who say florida is going to lose 6 games
LSU
Overrated to hell and back every single year.
Will lose to Texas, Bama, Auburn, and probably both Florida and A&M
He left it the same way he found it.
>7 programs
>all suck
no one in Mississippi counts the nigger schools
dude. uf is literally the redneck state school. FSU has trash but they're a bunch of plastic girls in cocktail dresses which can't really be called redneck. there's a reason every rural part of florida is full of gator fans.
It takes 5 minutes being in the state to see This is not always bad btw. Rednecks are loyal, will buy every merchandise from Walmart and spend every dime they can to go to games because this is really all they have
Where else are you gonna go? Reddit you faggot?
>my boys aren’t ranked and yet Nebrasska is
This. Tallahassee is an exclave of south florida
>t. fsu student
ELEVEN
DAYS
UNTIL
FLORIDA
STATE
FOOTBALL
bama underrated
Probably just do what I've been doing, not browing Yea Forums as much b/c it's 80% soccer anyway
>this level of cope
This is why we must keep the safe havens of American sports alive!
Debate
First game, when the Canes beat them like rented mules.
madison is too fucking cold
athens is backwoods
austin is a music town
Have these people ever actually been to Columbia Missouri?
Austin is a tranny hellhole
>tallanasty
>not even making the list
Whoever made this is quite literally on fucking crack
aOSU here, I'm not feeling it this year. Our schedule is not very strong despite the big ten having 7 teams in the top 25. Most of them will be out of the top 25 by the end of September. I'm predicting another one loss season, possibly two if Nebraska lives up to the hype. I guess it's another year ending at number 5 and another trip to the rose bowl to play an over rated pac 12 team.
It's dead FSU bros. It's dead. Thank the heavens that was one stupid fucking idea.
Agreed
Thank god, what the actual fuck were they thinking?
Who /AppState/ here?
We're going undefeated boys
>madison
>austin
>columbia
>boulder
>charlottesville
'no'
theyll only win one of Nebraska psu Michigan
honestly, what the fuck?
gainesville isn't on there either
For me it's the Tony the Tiger Sun Bowl
can't you fucks move to a real conference already?
They should go to the ACC so Clempson can have at least one tough game a season.
Athens: yes
Knoxville: no
>pooSC guy puts tOSU at 14.
How ass blasted could you possible be?
funny how all the rednecks seem to be FSU fans.
Bobby Bowden isnt the only reason "daggumit" is FSU's unofficial catchphrase
Well, >our best passing QB in program history and winningest coach just left, to both be replaced with unknown quantities. Can't say 14 is unwarranted unless you only rely on recruiting
dude where in Florida are you from because the twangers are 95% gator fans in any Tampa bar on Saturdays
False. Uf fans are literal swamp people. That was a whacky place to start gradschool and teach for a few years.
>oxford mississippi
>not clanga
That alone proves the writers at sports illustrated didnt attend a single game.
what the fuck even is this N
>this level of white knighting sorostitutes
I've never heard anything good about Columbia.
I'M THE BACKPACK LOADED UP WITH THINGS AND KNICKKNACKS TOO
ANYTHING THAT YOU MIGHT NEED I'VE GOT INSIDE FOR YOU
BACKPACK BACKPACK
BACKPACK BACKPACK
YEEAAAAH
Oxford is gameday heaven and Starkville is trash. Last time I went to a Miss State game I regretted it immediately but Ole Miss is always fun.
>columbia mizzouri
do they even tailgate there? Its not even the best college town named Columbia let alone 5th best in the country lol
Piss of with your shit tastes m8
I spy at least 6 pledges in this photograph
I will never forgive nationals for taking away the opportunity to (openly) have a pledge class. we still do it, but just have clever ways of hiding it.
>t. SAE
Northwestern, I believe.
They're basically the same except clangs has cowbells. If you like oxford and not starkville you have a double digit IQ. State also has the better stadium and junction as well.
>t. Landbearsharkrebel
Old piss has lost anything that made it good. They are a UT Austin clone.
>Miss state=soul
>old piss=souless
fuck UF
Miss State women are ugly as fuck, all the hot girls go to Oxford. That and no one wants to listen to fucking cowbells for three hours. I can't think of a single thing preferable about a Saturday in Starkville to Oxford.
BASED clangas telling it exactly how it is
>t. Small dicked soiboi who cant handle the bells
There aren't enough hot girls in your trash town to be cheerleaders, see There's a reason Oxford always ranks high in these lists and Starkville is nonexistent.
Oxford is shit
You are also shit
Yeah because idiot writers just write about the one place they might have heard of. Oxford is utter shit and their fanbase has been cucked to death by SJWs.
>no more colonel reb
>no heart/soul
>whites are baaaaaaaaaad
The south was a mistake. Stopping Sherman was a mistake.
>he doesnt know what a base is
This is also only a result of you nigger faggots up north pushing your "inclusion" and forcing equal results instead of equal opportunity. If you cheer squad does have a few fatties on it your sexist racist homophobic etc etc.
The current state of the south is because of the north. If you fairy faggots had just stayed home we wouldnt be having the nig nogs ruining everything.
ITT: clanga fans pretend their school is in anyone's top 50 campuses they want to see one day.
>import nigs by the boatload
>fight a war to keep said nigs
>get clapped so hard by the north your still living in a shithole a century later despite receiving a shit ton of money to rebuild
>assassinate the one guy the wanted to send the nigs back because southern “whites” are about as smart as the nigs they love and protect
HURR DURR ITS THE NORTHS FAULT
As I said Sherman should have been allowed to burn the entire south down and let northerners reclaim it
*according to shits illustrated
They should go back to doing the only thing any one cares about and make 12 swimsuit issues.
Uh that's exactly what he did
>given plenty of money to rebuild
Oh no no no
user just shut up and kill yourself for the betterment of humanity. You clearly lack any original thought and only regurgitate what was spoonfed to you.
Actually it's quite the opposite.
As always fuck off we're full
We just have a good thing and dont want to share
>*according to shits illustrated
>They should go back to doing the only thing any one cares about and make 12 swimsuit issues.
According to everyone you moron. No one outside of the deep south is thinking right now, "you know what game day environment I want to see this year? Let's see, the Big House... the Florida Classic... Red River... the Shoe... the Iron Bowl... Happy Valley... no... STARKVILLE! I HAVE to catch the annual Kentucky-MSST game." It's completely irrelevant.
Did I say that? No but MSU>Ole piss. It just shows how retarded sports illustrated writers are.
>the retard cant even read
Holy shit you walnut. You're making btfoing you too easy.
At what? Being a good place to be on a Saturday? Fuck no. I've seen all the MSU games I could ever want, but I'll definitely be dropping by Oxford every few seasons.
You started shitting on a magazine no one was even talking about. I guess this is the education you get from your trash school.
Auburn named Bo Nix the starter. First true freshman since 1946. #1 dual-threat QB listed on 24/7Sports this year.
Holy fuck you fucking goddamn retard you cant even stay on topic. Seriously kill your goddamn self.
>the fairy faggot prefers the fairy faggot school that stripped everyone of its traditions just to get caught paying players with hookers
I am not surprised.
I didn't say anything about that post you dumb motherfucker. Go hang out on a bridge.
I bet Gatewood is SEETHING
I knew this was coming though. Watching their spring game Nix had a fucking cannon. Auburn might actually be good this year if Malzahn can keep his autism in check.
>I didnt read the thread before replying to a singular post in an already going discussion, and now I look like a retard for going off like I had an idea of what was being talked about.
Not my problem you absolute mongoloid
Ole Miss without traditions > Miss State's current "traditions." I could really care less if some gump gets to larp as a confederate. Miss State is easily the most soulless place in the SEC except maybe Arkansas.
>t. Literal carpet chewing retard
I didn't reply to any post at all with my first post, jesus fuck you're dumb.
>no-no you're the dumb one
Please (You) me again
Cope.
About time Auburn got an aryan god.
Isn't he a 5 star though?
>has to use an image back when ole miss was good
Checkm8 it's ok some people like shit.
>Going to ole miss to see good football.
You're doing it wrong.
You're right. Now theres not one reason to ever go to ole miss anymore.
>shit team
>shit atmosphere
>shit town
Glad we could come to an agreement.
Pure projection from a clanga fan with no atmosphere and no town.
Let's settle this for the fairy faggots.
strawpoll.me
You think so? I think it will be really close against Penn state but I think we will win on either a horseshit call in our favor or Penn state just being retarded when it comes to play calling in a crucial moment. Michigan is always close but I think we still have more talent than them and have an advantage against their offensive play style. Nebraska, I still don't know if they are good or over hyped so it could be close in the first half and then we blow them out in the 2nd half. I can agree on winning 2/3 but not so much 1/3.
Hey, if I’m not fuckin em, neither are you so no use doggin on their looks
Starkville>oxford
Here's why
Neither team has a town
Both teams are mediocre at best
Misstated atmosphere with cowbells>ole miss atmosphere without colonel reb
Basically they're the same damn thing except miss state has the better game atmosphere.
t. No biased third party
I didn't say anything about their looks.
If this happens uncg can kiss any hope of adding a football team goodbye. Also would it make A&T the first hbcu fbs program? I don't know of any others.
LMAO bro they're going undefeated.
How the fuck do cowbells improve the atmosphere unless you're a fan? Miss State has the worse tailgating before the game and the worse bars afterward and the worse girls. Both schools have shit football so if that's what you care about you're in the wrong state altogether.
>el em ay oh
Yep.
>making an atmosphere for not your fans
>needing bars and degeneracy
You're a special kind of stupid there arent ya, son.
Is the Bama dynasty over?
Based clanga boomers triggering ole piss zoomers
>They all look like such NPCs.
>look
K.
Have you been to a game at either? Doesn't sound like it.
I've been to both state is better by like 5%. Its not really much a difference but its there.
Are you under the impression that NPC means ugly?
>Also would it make A&T the first hbcu fbs program?
Yes. Yea Forums would have plenty of jokes about white scholarship kickers, even tho whites already get diversity scholarships to HBCUs
Hes an NPC so yes
Never heard it used as anything but a slur. Nice attempt at backpedaling though. It failed but an attempt was made.
Here’s your (You), have a great day
Stick to lurking.
It's more a slur on their intelligence than their looks m8
Last digit is the number of girls I hook up with this semester
soon
Lincoln gave up on Liberia in like 1862, mainly because of input from Oliver Wendell Holmes and Fredrick Douglas.
Decent, good luck.
It's only just begun tbhfamalamarinozoid
How do you compare which flaming turd is better?
Calling it
You're a special kind of loser if you can't have a great time at either of those schools.
Agreed but clanga is just more fun
>tfw I've been out of school for over 10 years
>Nothing is as fun as college days
>Just more money, more tired, less time, no one is willing to be friends as adults
It hurts. Don't rush to graduate. Enjoy your time.
Stick to having sex as opposed to seething at women you can never have. Makes you look like an incel.
Why do people like you seethe at pretty women and seethe at people who call you out on it? Fucking improve yourself dude!
Unfortunate about that Chinese Escalator Accident level of acne.
Based nip retard
>whiteknighting imaginary women you'll never meet on an anonymous korean basketweaving forum
Have sex
Beta detected.
I really thought it was a Japanese school backpack really. Seeing it made me fucking lose it they should use a Tomahawk as a replacement.
Cool story bro. At least I’m not out here blaming women for whatever problems I might have and am taking responsibility for my life. Listen to this wake up call and turn down opportunities to blame others for your problems.
See
>white knighting yourself
Again have sex.
NO they won't Cincinnati has their number on Week 2.
Again stop blaming people for your problems! Who hurt you so bad that you have to act all tough like this?
>this projection
No one is blaming anyone for their problems. Please get laid.
Cincy hasn't beaten aOSU since the 1800s.
You're the only one with the problem here m8. You're mad someone doesnt like plastic.
Hah! Then why call women NPCs? Why do you have to do that? I’ve decided you don’t get an echo chamber today, you’ve gotta figure out why you feel the need to dog women like that
And you don’t get an echo chamber either. This is a problem, man. You’re not gonna get anywhere in life thinking it’s ok to insult people you don’t like. Secure and healthy people don’t do that sort of thing
He said they look like a bunch of NPCs and they do. They all look like your standard college bimbo. The only person here with a problem with it is YOU.
>OMG HOW COULD YOU GUYS NOT THINK PLASTIC BIMBOS ARE HOT LIKE I DO????
just fuck off already m8.
Agreed, friend. We gotta defend these women online! They can trash women but not here, NOT NOW!!!
Because it’s not right! You and people like you need to hear that. If you don’t like how they look, let it pass. Only insecure people talk like that
Nah, nah, someone has to drive this point home to you folks. You back off first.
>multiple people telling me the same thing
>I-I'm not the problem they are
>NPCs are hot guys
It's an anonymous image board you absolute nigger. If you cant handle the fact that some girls are ugly then kindly leave.
Season needs to fucking start already so the threads can move away from all this retarded shit.
>Cincy hasn't beaten aOSU since the 1800s.
Cincinnati season will be special beating OSU and they have Luke Fickell who has the absolute blue prints on beating them.
> a normie made it into /cfb/
You need to go back
I’m glad I’m upsetting you.
That's one heck of a near JUST
You arent upsetting you are just plain out retarded. At best you're dissappointing just like with your father.
We're laughing at you m8. Working this hard unironically to defend some slags you don't know.
Man bringing out more insults. I’m just satisfied I’m denying you a safe space to be hateful while you’re working so hard to put me in my place. Keep it coming.
>laughing
Nah chief, you’re not laughing.
This has gotta be a troll. The perfect archetype of the kind of whtieknighting faggot we lampooned on here until it got old around 2014. 10 out of fucking 10.
>leading in overtime
>massive sack
>2nd in 26 from the 41 against a team that can't kick
>leaving a receiver open in stride
the ABSOLUTE STATE of jawja
Nah, I’m serious but I will say I am having some fun at the people who keep (You)ing me’s expense
Blacksburg is more comfy than Charlottesville
I really m8, all this work and projection against some throwaway comment someone made about a FSU bar slut post that gets made here every day. Your desperate "why are you blaming these fine women for your problems???" The exclamation points, the perseverance, it's all comedy goal. Thank you kind user.
>har har lemme make like this situation funny so it doesn’t say some serious shit about myself I need to fix
Whatever you need to say, angry buddy. Keep the replies coming.
I love how you keep bringing up self-improvement, the best fucking part.
And I love how you’re deflecting. Whole lotta reflecting you gotta do. It can get better than making insecure comments on the internet.
Keep going user, please.
even for a general this one is horrendous. even tripnigger infested /nfl/ is better. it's like a horrible unworkable combination of /r9k/ and /trv/ with a /spee/ theme
/trv/ and /r9k/ already have a thread combination. It's every SEA thread.
Hey jackasses this is /cfb/ not /pol/ or Yea Forums or wherever y’all have your stupid discussions, why don’t y’all talk about /cfb/...like how TEXAS IS BACK, or somesuch
I want fedoranon in my life, I need this cringe every day.
Please keep posting here, we love you.
>haven't even been moved in a week
>one of my roommates already broke down crying because he misses his family
Yikes
What the fuck
What uni?
>He doesn't have a loving connection with a loving family
Encouraging everyone to go to college instead of the workforce was a mistake. Fucking federal government
University of ꜱoy
>muh safe space
Back to facebook m8
>those ayy Lmaos
>fine women
Pick 1
Those are dollar store tier women
feels a bit much
just wanna pop in this thread to say, as a Southern Miss alum, that Oxford has the better game day atmosphere. By far. Noise isn't an atmosphere you cowbell ringing fucks.
Also you're both gay
>triggered by the bells
Just as planned. Best atmosphere in the entire NCAA according to you then.
Hi Brett
>the "other" mississippi school
>incharge of having non shit opinions
the SEC literally wants the cowbells gone
Good, then they are doing their job.
Fun for state fans
Piss off away fans
When will the Nips finally get into the big leagues of college football now. We would be seeing Japanese players in UCLA, Utah or other mid major roster this season.
Baylor
I wish I had parents worth missing. I moved across the country and all I miss is my dog.
How are the Baylor girls
youtube.com
This is pretty common, it's also the main reason most people transfer schools.
This is only going to get worse. Clemson was doing what they're doing with 5th to 15th ranked classes, this past year they put together the far and away best class for 2020 with six fucking 5 stars
Why not TCU or SMU my white friend?
Damn right. They were recruiting around Auburn's level, now they're recruiting at Georgia/Alabama/OSU levels.
Cowbell is gonna lose to ULL because of suspensions
Cap this
>sell real estate
>become head coach at middling program
>suck ass for eight years
>lose 70-33 against WVU
>school name becomes synonymous with colossal choking
>???
>displace bama as gold standard of college football
What the FUCK went right?
He was a receivers coach at Clemson under Tommy Bowden. He didn't jump straight from real estate to head coach without experience with the program.
1. Dabo had one losing season at Clemson, the rest were 9+ win seasons. Give him some credit.
2. Saban got predictable and he got old. Younger coaches figured him out. Georgia will be next to topple Bama on the regular.
Yes, I left out the boring part, thank you faggot.
>9 wins
>in the ACC
Also, the WVU loss was a wake up call to fire the dumb ass DC, Steele, and pick up a fresh perspective. Venables was a huge factor.
That, along with winning solid bowl games in the following years slowly helped to build up the recruiting. The win against LSU in the Chick-Fil-A bowl was huge.
started getting that money from the newspring megachurches to pay recruits
The cope is strong tonight
Cope with what?
Excuses about donations / thinking going 8+ years with 9+ wins at least in any conference is easy anyone can / does do it year in and year out outside a few teams.
Venables is huge. He's never had to deal with an elite coordinator fucking off.
You're dumb as shit if you think that's what this conversation is about.
Yup, even when Chad Morris left to purse a head coaching position they just promoted two coaches to duo it. Dabo has been extremely lucky with loyal and capable coordinators. Kicking Steele to the curb and seeing Tommy retire were great moments in the build up.
Saban hasn't had an inspiring game plan for 10 years now. It's all been recruiting, they're #1 or #2 every year. Also good old SEC memes like refusing to play good teams on the road and having an FCS bye week in November.
Whenever Saban has fallen behind he hasn't had an answer. Against Clemson, or Auburn, or OSU, he's figured out and the goose is cooked.
Please tell me what the two anons meant in the posts I tagged? It seems pretty clear
>Winning 9 games 8+ years in a row is nothing
>Church gives money to the football program to pay recruits under the table
Seems pretty clear to me, user.
>displace bama as gold standard of college football
I don't know if I quite agree with this, there have been several teams beat Alabama under Saban twice, Ole miss blew them the year they lost to tOSU in the CFP
>Saban got predictable and he got old.
Saban is literally the only reason Alabama beat Georgia the last two years. If Georgia beats them it's because they have a new OC.
He means Dabo went from 0-60 extremely quickly after 8 okay years you fucking moron, and winning 9 games in the ACC is not a point on the line between being a real estate agent and being the next Saban.
butthurt clemlet just mad that their $$$ isn't a secret. Why else would recruits pursued by higher profile teams suddenly decide they want to go to bumfuck nowhere, south carolina after watching them get blasted by WVU? Tiny town, boring, mediocre women, dabo was pretty much a nobody coach before getting the HC job, not even the best program in the state at the time, and all the sudden they just start pulling recruits from title contenders.
>and having an FCS bye week in November.
>not taking a bye week to get ready for your biggest rival
It's like you hate winning championships. Oh wait, you do.
Yup, the cope is real tonight.
tyb purdy
don't you have a small hill to be running down right now? Or a herd to tend to?
Greenville's fun, though not compared to Athens or Tallahassee.
>leave board for a few hours
>like a normal fucking human
>there’s now a full-scale argument over some random FSU sorority girls I posted on a whim
Jesus Christ guys
8 years is a long enough time to network and put together a solid coaching staff and approach towards success. He caught lightning in a bottle and has managed to create an environment where the coaches have the freedom and autonomy to make things happen. You'd have to ask him for actual details, user. Doubt you'd get the answer you're looking for here.
>Georgia ranked that high
Do the voters never learn?
M8 the Richt years are over. They're legit now.
>posts dumb frogs
go fuck yourself
I've already settled in after a long day of it, user.
>NOOOOO NOT THE NAZI FROG
>>>ResetEra
I’d append that comment to say those girls absolutely are NPCs. If I post a fsu girl on this board I actually know them, since those are all from insta(they’re on private, don’t try to look).
But they are all
>liberal arts majors
>on the dole from their parents or in MOUNTAINS of debt
>have very few job prospects
>unironically think their sorority alumni networks will help them find jobs
>are super vanilla in bed
You get the picture. So that user was kinda right.
>What the FUCK went right?
It helps that the rest of the ACC is maybe the worst it has ever been in the history of the conference.
We shit the bed
>t. St8
more like
>be mediocre player
>use awshucksdaggumGodbless personality to get job from your now-senile college coach
>use that nostalgia nepotism experience to get a job under one of the Bowden Abortions
>stick around when Terry-ble Bowden gets shitcanned
>school lucks into hiring football-minded AD
>use awshucksdaggumGodbless personality to get job because no one else wants it
>become choker incarnate
>job to Holtz
>job to Spurrier
>job to Jimbo
>omega jobbed to WVU
activate insane luck:
>hire one of the best coordinators in the past 40 years to carry you over your choking reputation
>coordinator happens to have no ambitions to become a HC anywhere
>have Spurrier throw another temper tantrum and quit just before he can finish elevating SCAR to the next level
>have Richt turn UGA into a shithole constantly overlooking local talent and sabotaging recruitments
>have Tennessee in the middle of a coaching carousel of ineptitude
>have Urban Meyer (((retire))) from UF for (((health reasons)))
>play in lolACC
>play in lolACC side that doesn't have VT or Miami
>have Jimbo willfully ignoring the cancer in his locker room, program, personal life, etc. that slowly undoes all of Bowden's work
>throw Newspring Church money literally everywhere, poach every single recruit from Virginia down to Florida
>win ACC
>have Playoff format formed, no more need to be a top-2 team in BCS
>make playoffs
>win
>build success
>repeat
>become #1 program in U.S.
>no one cares about meteoric rise, bagmen, or players using PEDs because you pull out the ol' awshucksdaggumGodbless routine
Clemson and DAAAAAABO are products of literally every other program in the southeast being irrelevant or a tirefire around 2012. They capitalized on the opportunity when others showed weakness and garnished it with that """blue collar, God-fearing, Bible thumping humbleness""" that retarded high school graduate boomers eat up
clemson aren't in greenville. Greenville is a nice town though.
Your reply to Mr. Whiteknight?
Tommy Bowden, not Terry.
Fsu user again, this board really needs IDs
I’d point out that all those girls are super nice, and a ton of fun when I’m out drinking, but only a select few are truly wife-level. A couple sororities are better for that than others.
that's probably how it is at most large schools honestly. At least it is in my experience as well.
whatever clemcuck, the post is spot-on
Sure it is, user, sure it is. It reeks of paranoid jealousy. Probably more entertaining and fulfilling than watching your team year in and year out. I'll leave you to it.
Where any fsu cucks alive when fsuacb was a thing?
The preseason AP number one has only won 5 championships the last 40 years and Alabama in 2017 is the only team to do it since 2004.
>the ACC wasn't a joke
>the ACC isn't a joke
>the SEC East didn't happen to be a tirefire where fucking Missouri went to 2 straight title games
>FSU didn't implode
>coaches start recruiting nationally with immediate success
>coaches on wiretaps talking about football program's bagmen never happened
>Ostarine is found in everyday health products
>typing like a smug woman isn't homosexual-levels of coping
That is so weird to think about. Clemson would never have been motivated to improve their defense which eventually reached championship levels, if they didn't get memed by Geno Smith throwing 1-foot passes to Tavon Austin. Meanwhile, WVU is breaking a new coach in after their old one bolted to an AAC program and was never able to get back over the hump into being a top-tier team.
Thoughts and prayers, user. You'll get through it.
I was in middle school when that was a thing.
The Big Sky is the best conference in the FCS
You’re too young for this board, get out
Washington vs. Eastern Washington might actually be a decent game for a quarter
Get that white knight faggot outta here, most FSU girls are NPC sluts but they are hot and suck mean dick so it evens out
t. FSU student
Help! Quick! These maidens are getting harassed again and need your help!
Wrong, the Ivy League is
Actually that might have been later than I realized after doing some research, but I’m a student there rn
What a terrible take. CAA or MoVal, maybe. Ivy League will be lucky to get 2 teams in the playoffs
8-4
The CAA is the SEC of the FCS
Favored by the NCAA and should be ranked lower in general?
>Ivy League will be lucky to get 2 teams in the playoffs
Only one team in the conference is good but the rest keep getting ranked high due to bias and inevitably disappoint each year
Who is going to win the Heisman this year lads?
What school has the best parties?
>He honestly believes in Yale
>He genuinely maintains that the Ivy League will participate in the playoffs
They can only hold out for so long. I say by week 4 they'll say they want that sweet sweet espn blood money
ASU or UofA
to be fair our conference probably should never have existed in it's current alignment. miami and virginia tech joining ended up being really bad for both them and the conference especially since miami lost an annual non-conference rivalry game. the old big east had more exciting teams in general.
i mean it's not exactly compelling television when you're playing wake forest and duke. yeah ok people tune in to watch their team get waxed by clemson but right now in the acc there's this weird contentment to just get bowl eligibility for every school not named clemson or fsu and miami to a lesser extent.
if your conference isn't committing to football the same way the sec b1g or even the big 12 is, it's never going to get on the same level from a football culture standpoint. and recruiting, competitiveness, everything starts with how intense the football culture is. which coming full circle is why clemson has dominated and will continue to dominate the acc until fsu decides to get their shit together because they are probably the only other school in the conference that can go total war on clemson annually (miami just sneak a conference ship in here and there like twice a decade).
it's a sad state of affairs.
>Reddit spacing this essay of a post on a Malaysian ice sculpting image forum
Go back please
>ASU
Welcome to modern times from 2009, captain. A lot has changed since you were frozen
So the desert has finally claimed its final victims then? What a shame because there are few things that make the desert tolerable - alcohol, drugs, and parties.
Penn State is winning the Big 10
no
Yes you congoloid
Wrong
How does it feel being stupid
HAHAHAH NEVER
HUSKIES
Fsu fans are actually retarded holy shit
It's going to be a great year for the Huskies. Eason is going to surprise a lot of people.
Fsu fans have a mental issue, they literally live in a fantasy land and cant cope if you criticize them or their fantasy in anyway. That includes the 'our girls are so oretty xd' meme
Florida user here with no affiliation with uf or fsu.
You are coping hard. Everything stated about ufs general fan base has been true this thread
>Getting this defensive about strangers critiquing a school that he went to
Man, get a grip. Everyone knows that most of the folk that go there would ride an airboat across Payne's prairie if they could get to campus that way.
Let me guess, B1G school fan? You guys always have little brother syndrome
Hurray. Another year of setting myself up for a B1G disappointment
What school?
Nebraska fan here, I know that feel. Expectations and hype are way too high. I get the feeling Martinez will get injured and they'll struggle to finish 7-5.
Michigan
Since 2003 its been the same shit Different year
Who wants to bet that osu crashes and burns against a B1G West team again
Yet still beats UM
No argument there
>Michigan actually good
>Georgia actually good
>Texas actually good
All the memes are ending aren’t they. What do we have left? Tennessee for another year or two?
>Michigan actually good
>Texas actually good
What makes you say that?
>I get the feeling Martinez will get injured
jury's still out on Michigan and Tennessee will be in the dumpster indefinitely since Phil Fulmer was the only coach in program history that took them out of it and they took a shit on them
like Florida State they own a period of penance
Remember that last dual threat freshman phenom named Martinez? And how injuries fucked up his tenure at Nebraska? I'm just not trying to get my hopes too high... This time it'll be different... r-right?
You gotta calm down
Yeah you are bullshitting or Sneak without his trip. Stop being a kowtowing pussy. Bet you loved our Brantley teams
>Phil Fulmer was the only coach in program history that took them out of it
They had some success under Johnny Majors
Yea Forums was much better in 2012 and prior before you bandwagoning fsu zoomers showed up.
The rednecks of Florida all live in the panhandle (its almost as if it border Alabama and Georgia or something!) Miami fans, the ones that exist, are black ghetto or cuban.
If anything UF along with USF and UCF are migrant northern families.
To sit here and say UF, not FSU, is the hillybilly fanbase is ignorant of facts in a pathetic attempt to find something to talk shit about.
No one from the north who moved/retires to Florida ever goes to the panhandle because it and Tallahassee are trash. Even my aunt and uncle who were born in NC and are FSU fans avoid Tallahassee like the plague.
Dawg. You can’t be serious. There’s a reason your fans are synonymous with Jorts.
I was gonna take this post seriously, but then you used Reddit spacing so it’s a no from me. Let’s get back to football.
I predict Florida wins against Miami but it’s a closer game than the gators think
>A nip being this angry people making fun of his school
Lawl, I don't get it, how is this type of autism even possible?
>The rednecks of Florida all live in the panhandle
One good season and the UF bandwagoners come out the woodwork.
Lol have you even been to the panhandle? If you go 25 miles in any direction you just have forest or the gulf, nobody even lives out there except for a few towns dotting the shores. Outside of Gainesville virtually is all swamps or sand pine forests dotted with trailers or ancient rotting houses due to the humidity. Have you ever heard of Palatka? That poo stain is right on UFs doorstep.
I taught at both FSU and UF for a few years, you have the same number and type of retards and troglodytes. Neither school is special but Jesus most of UF students sound just like this guy.
>Reeeeeee it's better why won't you think that REEEEEEEEE it's totally better!!!!!!!
All this fucking cope
Freshman here, inb418 to post here. What is the most fulfilling major giving me both good career prospects yet ensuring the deepest college experience?
A generic business degree will be the most helpful in a general job search.
If you want to get job specific, there's a lot of opportunity in specific fields, but you'll need to choose which one and stick with it. Some examples:
>Computer Science
>Cyber security
>Nursing
I'd stick with a STEM degree though. If you get a humanities major you'll spend your life in academia/teaching (and you'll need a lot more school for both before you're done).
The fact that they’re good.
But you just replied with reddit spacing.
Gotta be business, plenty of job prospects but it won’t take up all your time like STEM.
Something a little different: Predict the schedule for your biggest rival, try to be as fair as you can
Predicting Notre Dame:
@ Louisville: W
vs. UNM: W
@ Georgia: L
vs. UVA: W
vs. BGSU: W
vs. USC: W
@ Michigan: L
vs. VT: W
@ Duke: W
vs. Navy: W
vs. BC: W
@ Stanford: Surprise L
9-3, they will still be significantly better than SC until Helton gets fired
Predicting Michigan
vs. MTSU: W
vs. Army: tough W
@Wisconsin: W
vs. Rutger: lmao
vs. Iowa: W
@Illinois: W
@Penn State: L
vs. ND: W
@Maryland: W
vs. Sparty: W
@Indiana: W
vs. Ohio State: BIG MOTHERFUCKING L
ELEVEN
DAYS
UNTIL
FLORIDA
STATE
FOOTBALL
Why does this FSU poster keep posting very average thots
Anybody have the espn challenge link?
better than what it was about every other year from about 2005-2016, which was lose 1 game against to the other eventual 7-1 team and get cucked out of head to head tiebreakers. ohio state lost about 5 big ten titles that way to penn st and michigan st
I only post thots I actually know
based actual student at school he supports
Those are 10s at F*U
Really? because a couple of these pictures are a few years old if you look at the cell phones.
Edgy meme, you actually spent time making that?
Rent free.
I'm interested to see how he's improved.
He had moments of brilliance his freshman year but also played like garbage a lot. It was like night and day when Jake Fromm took over.
Eason looks like the type of guy that drinks 20 bud lights on a Friday night
>right
HNNNNNNNNG
ALSO FUCK YEAH GO NOLES
>all these e!spn picking the gaytors
god fuck this MUH SEC bs
You are right about Ucf and Miami. But you can’t look in the mirror, there is a reason uf is synonymous with jorts
Predicting Florida:
Miami: Nice little meme L to start the year
TN Martin: Cupcake W
Kentucky: W, but barely
Tennessee: L as we meme you back with a Cleveland-esque catch
Towson: Cupcake W
Auburn: Meme a W
LSU: Shittershattering loss in Death Valley, Burrow is gonna style on you
SCAR: Win in high scoring affair
UGA: You’re gonna need those cocktails after you lose in a close, low scoring game
Candy: Win low scoring game
Missouri: Meme W
FSU: win, because that program is a huge question mark
8-4, and another meme bowl win
it's called "forcing the meme"
typical for newer posters to /cfb/.
Ann Arbor has nice hospitals. It's pretty meh as a college town.
They will beat Florida again.
Has everyone moved back to campus by now? how are things looking this semester for you guys?
They won big against a good team in a major bowl, ended the year top 10, and didn't lose a lot of good players on either side of the ball. They also finally have the first competent coaching staff since Urb left. They could be more /back/ than Texas t.bh
packed my schedule with easy As so I can graduate with my History degree with a high GPA, than take a gap year before heading off to Grads school to get a useful degree, all without going into any debt.
feels good man
An even better question, how's the personal puss situation goin?
What are the first 5 schools that come to mind when I say “if you don’t get laid there, you’ve failed miserably”
ASU
Ole Miss
College of Charleston
George State
Friday. I'm living with my /fraternity/ because the rent is only $350/mo.
FSU
ASU
USC
Ass to mouth
Ole miss
They're pretty above average to straight men.
It's an old one, newfag.
Miami sucks atm.
God I hate getting a boner from drawings.
Willy says hi
>Oxford is gameday heaven
Spotted the retard
Not posting our most famous cheerleader
>Atlanta women
>Open relationship
lol this fuckin loser had to rent a hotel room because he failed to go home with a 6
Now taking requests for an “I think Coolsville sucks” meme on the person of your choice.
>atlanta girls that move to florida for school
And you kicked her out for you fat fuck.
SEEEEEEEEETHING
For me, it's the 2019 PAC-12 champion Oregon ducks
lol they got lucky. they have tremendous holes in a bunch of big places.
They arent that bad anymore. They got a refreshed coach who didnt quit on them last year
>i went to fsu and didnt get laid
I'm not seething, I'm having a nice fap thanks to you reminding me of her.
It's gonna be fun when the 10th best SEC team beats the Pac-12 champion AGAIN.
You mention Clemson not playing in the coastal as if that’s somehow relevant. Clemson has spanked Miami the last 2 times and VT 4 times in a row
Oh the mighty 8 game conference schedule SEC Billy Bob.
Yikes. Sorry man.
>Be starting junior year
>Already living near campus
>Wait and watch around the dorms Gilchrist
>See what girls are moving in, by themselves
>Offer to help
>One blonde with dark highlights accepts my help
>Move her in the sticky ass summer heat
>We're both sweaty, none of her neighbors are in yet, the ones with the shared bathroom/shower
>I jokingly say I need to shower and she can join me
>She didn't see it as a joke, we shower and fuck in that bathroom
That place, it kills me that I ever left.
A 4 game SEC conference schedule would be better than an 11 game Pac-12 schedule.
Doesn't really matter if the SEC's trash beats the best the Pac has to offer now does it.
Sure it would leave you more time to fuck your sister and shoot at scary black people
you can literally smell the entitlement and daddy's money in this picture
Most of these people live in shanties and still travel to NASCAR races. There is no entitlement in Mississippi.
Arizona State
FSU
Texas Tech
Michigan State
Miami
God she reminds me of a sexual version of an F35
hey ya'll i got a great investment opportunity for ya
Oxford is a...different animal user.
short stubby powerful and dangerous
another michigan fan here
Wisconsin is down again this year, so we should win that.
We haven't beaten Iowa since 2006 I think? I worry about that game because the last time we played them, Harbaugh threw away the entire offensive gameplan after the first quarter, decided he'd pound the rock, and we got beat.
Penn State's going to win. We got our revenge, and they're going to get theirs.
ND embarrassed us in the trenches last year and we're worse there for sure in 2019. Plus, we don't have any running backs. Loss.
Sparty- same issue as ND. Loss.
OSU- this is our shot since Urban Meyer is gone. W
>graduated in spring
I miss it bros. Starting my first real big boy job this coming Monday which is nice but I'm excited to head back down to my college town to tailgate with my boys at our first home game week 2.
I hope Tathan plays WR
I'm still jealous of him because he gets to fuck this girl
Texas!
Fight!
Nice digits
Based
Texas grad and huge Florida fan here.
Gonna be at the game Sat, flying into Orlando. FUCK GAMEDAY AND FUCK ESPIN.
GO GATORS!
>he roots for a conference
No I don’t.
She’s a realtor now if you need any homes near Jacksonville.
realtywebhomesforsale.com
gross
This user is a fan of
>Arkansas
>Kentucky
>Mizzou
>SCAR
>Tennessee
>Vanderbilt
Completely irrelevant shitters that have absolutely nothing to cheer for besides their own conference. If you were Bama or LSU or someone you wouldn’t be doing this shit
Mizzou is a top 25 program
Only the top 10 matter in any way
Guess again nerd.
Ole Miss? Forgot that one but they’re pretty fucking irrelevant as well
Looks like a tranny with an enflamed asshole for a mouth tbf.
Holy fuck
WALL'd
And you’d still hit it if she gave you the chance, don’t pretend you wouldn’t
Oh I would. Yes.
Top nope
let me guess, fan of middling b1g team butthurt about the SEC again?
yeah, with my car
Purdue will win the B1G west
Probably so those of us that aren't too insecure to like things can enjoy them
Tfw Sherman was LSU’s first president.
Lol edgy teen haha go play somewhere else buddy
i'll take it
>pumped for Saturday
>wife and kids staying with dad and stepmother to visit
>can't go because busy at work
>empty house last night
>decide to go on a total bender
>somehow wake up on time for work but profoundly hung over
fucking help me
Wtf dade? Why are you a Miami boy then?
New thread?
NEW
Harbaugh